耳の穴かっぽじって聞け！2024年10月15日 【さらばの女性関係】生々しい…東ブクロの合コンルールを、お見送り芸人しんいちが大暴露!!「カラオケでは〇〇を入れろ！」
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00:00These two are our guests today.
00:03Hello, I'm Tanabe.
00:04I'm Nagi.
00:08What is it?
00:09Why did you find us?
00:12You're hiding a lot of things.
00:15I don't have a good impression of this show.
00:18This four-shot is already pretty good.
00:21I really admire Iguchi.
00:26He's a bit small.
00:29He doesn't change at all.
00:31He's not afraid of anything.
00:36I'm jealous of him.
00:37He doesn't change.
00:38I'm still a bit tall.
00:41No, you're not.
00:42I'm a bit afraid of him.
00:44No, you're not.
00:45I can't say that if you're that short.
00:47He doesn't change.
00:48I can't watch you two talk.
00:51I'm jealous.
00:52He's small.
00:53I'm not jealous.
00:54You look like Ashida Mana-chan.
00:56No, I don't.
00:57Look at his height.
00:59He doesn't change.
01:01He's the same.
01:02He's the same.
01:03I'm taller than him.
01:04He's the same.
01:05He's the same.
01:06I'm limited in what I say.
01:08No, you're not.
01:09You're talking to yourself.
01:10No, I'm not.
01:11Listen up, everyone.
01:14This is the theme of this episode.
01:18The truth from the person who said goodbye.
01:21Here it is.
01:22What is it?
01:24Why?
01:26I don't know.
01:27This is a show where we dig from the inside.
01:31It's not digging, it's the truth.
01:33Why are we the only ones digging from the outside?
01:36What is it?
01:37Wait a minute.
01:39It's not the tax office.
01:41It's not the tax office.
01:43I'm sorry for the criticism.
01:44You can overcome such a problem, right?
01:47No, I can't.
01:48You can't even overcome it at work.
01:51Don't dig.
01:52That's it.
01:53Here is the first criticism.
01:56It's from the person who said goodbye.
01:58It's not good.
02:00It's not good.
02:01It's not good.
02:02He's been drinking in Osaka for 14 or 15 years.
02:08He knows how to drink.
02:10He knows everything.
02:12He even knows where my butt hole is.
02:14He doesn't have a limiter.
02:16He doesn't know what's good or bad.
02:19If you say something that's not good, I'll take Shinichi with me and die.
02:25What's that?
02:26We'll both die.
02:28When he was young, he was good at drinking.
02:34Shochiku.
02:35He was originally from Shochiku.
02:36He was my junior for about a year.
02:38We were the same age, so we got along well.
02:40There's a possibility that he came back drunk.
02:43He's been doing really bad things.
02:48He's scary.
02:50He's cute.
02:51He's cute and scary, but he's not scary in his eyes.
02:54After this, the studio was in chaos when Shinichi's true feelings were revealed.
02:59This is bad.
03:00This is bad.
03:01But he's not old.
03:06The sentence becomes the person.
03:08The sentence becomes the true feelings.
03:12To Mr. Higashibukuro.
03:14No, let me call you the way I called you when we met.
03:18To Mr. Higashiguchi.
03:20After winning the R-1 Grand Prix, Mr. Higashiguchi said,
03:24I'm really grateful that you gave me the name Shinichi on the right arm of the Bukuro Corps.
03:30When I first saw an entertainer named Saraba Seishun no Hikari,
03:34I still remember thinking that they were too interesting to sell.
03:39After that, I got along with Mr. Higashiguchi.
03:42In the Osaka era, I was stupid, stupid, and messed up.
03:46I think I had a conflict three or four times a week.
03:52You only thought about what you wanted to be popular with and what was good for you.
03:58One, the first impression game within 30 minutes of the start.
04:02One, a member configuration that makes you popular.
04:05One, the first kiss in karaoke.
04:08One, Oolong tea, but Oolong tea inside.
04:12I was crazy, but your behavior was even crazier.
04:17To be honest, just thinking about it makes me want to throw up.
04:20When you were having a good time, you didn't know what was going on with Mr. Morita.
04:26You weren't popular at all, and you didn't even get to pick up girls.
04:30You were told bad things by a girl behind her back.
04:33Don't you feel sorry for her?
04:36But it's all good memories of your youth.
04:40But you've changed.
04:43Where did you go when you were on your bike with a dirty backpack?
04:47Where did you go when you were on your bike with a dirty backpack?
04:52Where did you go when you were on your bike with a dirty backpack?
04:59Where did you go when you were on your bike with a dirty backpack?
05:07Mr. Morita hasn't changed.
05:09He's got money and a car, but he's still not popular.
05:13He's lying about being a celebrity.
05:16When you called him because you thought you'd have a meal together,
05:22he said, if there's a girl, I'll go.
05:24He said, if there's a girl, I'll go.
05:27He was sad.
05:29You've got everything you need.
05:31But why are you trying to cut off Shinichi's right arm?
05:34Why are you trying to cut off Shinichi's right arm?
05:38It's strange that I'm not here.
05:41When are you going to ask Shinichi to be on a commercial?
05:45I don't know what to say anymore.
05:48Please come back, Mr. Higashiguchi.
05:50Please come back, Mr. Higashiguchi.
05:54It's scary.
05:55It's just a crime.
05:57What is this?
05:59I'm going to ask the person who helped me.
06:03It's not the end of the story.
06:06It's scary.
06:08Mr. Higashiguchi, what do you think?
06:10You're only thinking about what you want to have.
06:13You're only thinking about what you want to have.
06:16You're only thinking about the benefits.
06:19You're only thinking about what you want to do.
06:24I don't know if the members know this.
06:27It's a four-leaf clover.
06:30It's a combination of the two.
06:32You're not popular.
06:34It's a combination of the two.
06:37It's easy to do.
06:38It's a combination of the two.
06:43It's a combination of the two.
06:46What are you doing?
06:48I'm just drinking with Mr. Sanma.
06:51I'm in a great place.
06:55I brought a girl home who was in a good mood for about two hours.
06:59I'm sorry to say this as a man.
07:01I'm sorry to say this as a man.
07:03I'm sorry to say this as a man.
07:05I'm sorry to say this as a man.
07:08I'm sorry to say this as a man.
07:10I was aiming for a girl while Mr. Sanma was talking.
07:14I asked him if I could bring back Mr. Sanma.
07:17He was in terrible pain.
07:19He must have been told that.
07:23The next time we were together on FUJI TV, we were like this.
07:26The next time we were together on FUJI TV, we were like this.
07:31He said it on TV.
07:35He said it on TV.
07:38Do you have a rule?
07:42I want to get the first impression fast and try to determine the target.
07:46I was like, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
08:16I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
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09:45Since I came here, I've been playing BKB, Yashiki, and New York.
09:49I've only played Yashiki.
09:52I've never played the King's Game app.
09:54That's not true.
09:55What's that?
09:56It's not an app.
09:57He's the only one who plays it.
09:58Really?
09:59He's the only one who plays it.
10:00I've only played Yashiki.
10:02I've never seen anyone play anything other than Yashiki.
10:04What's that?
10:05When you play the King's Game app, the difficulty goes down.
10:08That's true.
10:09When you play with a chopstick, it's embarrassing.
10:12I used to play with a chopstick.
10:13When you play with an app, you have to do this.
10:17You have to make this sound.
10:20What are you talking about?
10:21You have to listen to the sound.
10:23You have to listen to the sound to appreciate the app.
10:25You've heard of it, haven't you?
10:28I've heard of it, too.
10:29Mr. Komiya and Mr. Tomoshige used to play it.
10:32I'm not talking about Mr. Kumoto.
10:34They started talking about it.
10:37For example, Mr. Higashibukuro.
10:39There's no such thing as a serious game.
10:41It's a game where you hug a serious woman.
10:44We just want to have fun.
10:49It's not a serious game.
10:51It's more fun than a serious game.
10:53We ended up talking about comedy.
10:55When I don't have money, I can't go to a bar.
11:00So I lied to Nakano Central Park that it was a beer garden.
11:04Did you call a girl?
11:06So I went to a convenience store and bought a bottle of beer.
11:09There's no such thing as a beer garden.
11:11I had no choice but to do that.
11:13I couldn't go to karaoke until the morning.
11:16Then I started to joke around.
11:19I talked about how much I could read the name of the product.
11:23I said,
11:24I said,
11:26I said,
11:27I said,
11:28I said,
11:29I said,
11:30I said,
11:32I said,
11:35I think they aren't even in a collective marriage now.
11:38They don't play with tonight.
11:41I heard Wakita, the boss of the Shishi Dynasty, still goes to public marriages.
11:48He gets permission from all officials to kiss each other.
11:58He says,
12:00And the girl was like, she really doesn't like it.
12:03She was like, I really don't like it.
12:05But if you don't like it, you feel the air.
12:10So Wakita-san was like this.
12:13And just made the sound.
12:15I did it, I did it.
12:16I did it, I did it.
12:17That's how it feels.
12:18I didn't know such a sad thing could happen.
12:21Of course, you can't force it.
12:23I don't hear it now, but there used to be a lot of people who lied and swore.
12:27It's like, I want you to introduce me.
12:29I wanted to get closer to Sakuma-san, who used to be a member of Teleton.
12:35I met him on DM.
12:38And when we were talking, he asked me how to get in touch with Sakuma-san.
12:43Which Sakuma-san?
12:44I said, Teleton.
12:45And that girl was like, she was waiting for me on the radio at the time.
12:50She said it was impossible to get in touch with me through various means.
12:52So she said, let's go to the entertainer next.
12:54So she came to me first.
12:56She said, Sakuma-san, you're on Goto-tan, right?
12:58I said, can't you do something about it?
13:00But in the end, she gave me her phone number.
13:03But she told me later in DM that there was nothing more than that.
13:07More than that, you said you were a fan of Sakuma-san.
13:10That's true.
13:12Why didn't you say it?
13:14Why did you say no?
13:16No, I didn't say that at first.
13:18I said, I like you.
13:20When I opened the lid, I said, I'm a fan of Sakuma.
13:22And that girl also likes people who are not on the outside but on the inside.
13:27If she was in a high school baseball team, she would say, I like the coach, not the player.
13:30It's really disgusting.
13:32No, no, no.
13:33She said it in a high school baseball team.
13:35She said it in a high school baseball team.
13:36She said it in a high school baseball team, so it was disgusting.
13:39A message to Shinichi who sent a protest letter.
13:43Shinichi, let's understand each other's difficulties and fight.
13:50I want to hold my breath.
13:53You should be prepared, too.
13:57Did you hear that?
13:59Which one was that?
14:00A friend?
14:01I like both of them.
14:03I like both of them.
14:04Here is the next protest letter.
14:07Esco-san, who has a deep relationship with Higashibukuro.
14:10I'm scared.
14:11Esco-san is here.
14:12He's not a talent or anything.
14:14Esco-san is like a member of the club.
14:16Esco-san is like a member of the club.
14:18Esco-san is like a member of the club.
14:19I'm holding Esco's silhouette and your penis.
14:22That's too scary.
14:23What kind of picture is that?
14:24What are you thinking about?
14:26I'm holding Esco's silhouette and your penis.
14:28I'm holding Esco's silhouette and your penis.
14:29I'm holding Esco's silhouette and your penis.
14:31Why are you thinking about that?
14:33Do you have anyone in mind?
14:34No, no, no.
14:35Esco?
14:36I don't know.
14:37He has a deep relationship with Esco.
14:39He's the one who told me his true feelings.
14:41I've never heard of him before.
14:44But I still know Shinichi's LINE.
14:48I still don't know anything about him.
14:50I'm not sure if I can do it.
14:54By the way, I don't know if you know this.
14:56But I'm not good at cutting.
14:58Why are you doing this?
15:00Do it.
15:02Esco's true feelings were shocked.
15:06Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
15:08Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
15:09Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
15:10Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
15:11Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
15:18I can't say much about Higashibukuro.
15:21His bag is a trash bag.
15:23I can't let him have it.
15:24If I let him have it, we'll be fired.
15:26Check it out.
15:27But I'm only showing the bad parts.
15:28This time, it's really bad.
15:30And only the send-off scene didn't have anything in it.
15:33It's always like that.
15:34The tweets are weak.
15:35They run away with anger marks.
15:37It's not an era where you can run away with emojis like high school girls.
15:40But the one thing I have to run away from the most is Higashibukuro.
15:42It's really bad.
15:44The sentence becomes the person.
15:46The sentence becomes the true intention.
15:50Mr. Higashibukuro.
15:51Why haven't you contacted me lately?
15:53Wait, wait, wait.
15:54Let's stop for a moment.
15:55Let's stop for a moment.
15:56Let's stop for a moment.
15:57It's not like this before.
15:58This is not how it's been like before.
16:01It's not just this.
16:02What's this?
16:03I heard the same thing.
16:04Let's stop for a moment.
16:05Let's stop for a moment.
16:06The picture quality is...
16:08Yeah, that's right.
16:09It's like a TV.
16:11It's like a double-sided tape.
16:14That's right.
16:15Is this okay?
16:16No, no, no.
16:17At this point, you already have something in your mind, right?
16:20There are a lot of things like that.
16:21No.
16:22It's impossible.
16:23If it's really impossible, you can use the company's money to erase it.
16:26You're crazy.
16:27You're crazy.
16:28You're crazy.
16:29You're crazy.
16:30You're crazy.
16:31You're crazy.
16:32You're crazy.
16:33You're crazy.
16:34And if it's like this, it's already lonely.
16:38There's a possibility that you'll say something.
16:40A lonely woman will say anything.
16:45Let's listen to this.
16:46Let's listen to this.
16:47Let's listen to all of this.
16:48Please bear with it.
16:50Next time, Esco will tell us everything.
16:54Is this really okay?
16:56It's the truth.
16:57You don't have to say it.
16:59I'll say it.
17:00And the truth from Hyoroku to Saraba.