いたジャン！2024年10月15日 ▽詐欺師撃退術＆直伝激うまチャーハン
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00:00The next episode will be about the best scoop in the world!
00:02The All Japan Scoop Meeting!
00:07He's determined to get angry.
00:10You don't know, do you?
00:12He's finally getting angry.
00:15It's really, really good!
00:17Really good!
00:18What?!
00:19It's really good!
00:21This meeting is where reporters who have been covering one thing
00:24announce the best scoop in their lives!
00:27Today's topic is Go Heartless Special!
00:29Here are the amazing scammers!
00:38Now, let's introduce our beloved reporters.
00:42First, we have this person.
00:45A miracle of 74 minutes, a fierce battle with a sneaky message.
00:50What's that?
00:51It's very modern.
00:53Now, who is this?
00:56Me!
00:57It can't be!
00:58It can't be!
00:59It can't be!
01:00It's me!
01:01Up until now, we've introduced the 50,000 yen trip, soba, and gyoza.
01:05Now, it's time for the editor-in-chief of Rocket News, Go Heartless!
01:09I wonder if there will be someone from the cyber world.
01:12Right?
01:13It's a pain to say, are you here again?
01:15Familiar.
01:16Familiar.
01:17Familiar.
01:18Heartless, up until now, we've introduced various things, including the 50,000 yen trip.
01:22I've also been a commentator for Meiwaku Mail on Rocket News.
01:27That's amazing, really.
01:29I've been a commentator for Meiwaku Mail for a long time.
01:34I've been a commentator for Meiwaku Mail for more than 10 years.
01:38Now, it's called Meiwaku DM.
01:41I've been fighting against Meiwaku Mail since the Meiwaku Mail era,
01:46and I've made my name known and become a reporter.
01:49You're a detective.
01:50I've done it for the world and for people.
01:53I see.
01:55The last one was a mess.
01:56The character changes according to the theme.
01:58That's right.
01:59So this time, you're not targeting Chinen?
02:03That's right.
02:04Chinen-kun, you're always pushing me, right?
02:07Yes.
02:08But it doesn't resonate at all.
02:10So this time, let's pull it out.
02:12What?
02:13His chin is sticking out.
02:15Let's pull it out.
02:17It's like love.
02:18If you can't push it, pull it out.
02:20Yes.
02:21As the title says, we're going to introduce you to Nottori Message.
02:25So, let's take a look at Hattori's 74-minute fight.
02:30Here's the first one.
02:31A message from Nottori Message.
02:34One evening, Hattori's friend, Yusuke Hori, sent you a message, right?
02:39Yes, that's right.
02:40It was a little different from usual.
02:42That's right.
02:43I don't get it.
02:44It happens a lot.
02:46Hattori's a middle-aged friend.
02:49But he has a different tone.
02:51He doesn't say things like,
02:53Can you buy me one?
02:55I see.
02:56I thought it was weird.
02:57So I looked at Hattori's other SNS.
03:00Hattori said,
03:01Oh, I'm sorry. I've been taken over.
03:03Oh!
03:04I'm still being taken over. I'm sorry.
03:06He's apologizing to everyone.
03:08But it hasn't been resolved yet.
03:11Can you stop talking in the same way?
03:13I'm sorry.
03:14Can you divide the characters?
03:16Can you divide the paper?
03:18I don't know who's talking.
03:20I'm sorry.
03:21Divide the paper.
03:22But it's my turn.
03:24Leave it to me.
03:25I see.
03:26That's how it went.
03:28I see.
03:29Were you aiming for it?
03:30I was aiming for it.
03:31This was about 10 years ago.
03:34It was really popular.
03:35It was popular.
03:36It was very popular.
03:38There were a lot of people fighting.
03:40But not everyone won.
03:43But I was fully prepared.
03:46It's finally here.
03:47It's finally here.
03:48It's finally here.
03:49I'm going to start moving.
03:50The match has finally begun.
03:51Round 1.
03:52The time is 18 minutes and 19 seconds.
03:54It's starting.
03:56Would you like to buy this?
03:58Are you going to go to the convenience store right away?
04:00Yes.
04:01You're going to ride it?
04:02I'm going to ride it.
04:03First of all, would you like to buy this?
04:04This is a staple.
04:05It's a staple.
04:06This is a staple.
04:07This is a staple.
04:08If you don't react right away, it will run away.
04:10I see.
04:11I'm going to go right away.
04:12That's what I did.
04:14You pretended to be deceived.
04:15That's right.
04:16Your reaction is really fast.
04:17It's fast.
04:18It's only a minute.
04:19I thought it was here.
04:20Right away.
04:21I understood.
04:22It's a staple.
04:23The time is running out.
04:25Actually, I had a card.
04:27I said, buy me a card.
04:29I was trying to buy time.
04:31I see.
04:32You felt like you bought it.
04:33I felt like I bought it.
04:34I see.
04:35It's a staple.
04:36I see.
04:37I said when I bought it.
04:38I said, are you going to ship it?
04:39I said, yes, sir.
04:40Yes, sir.
04:41Yes, sir?
04:42I don't ask people for things.
04:44It's like a staple, but a little different.
04:46It's completely different.
04:47I know it's not, but...
04:49That's not true.
04:50I thought it was really a staple.
04:52It's the Dino's time.
04:53It's 7.37 am.
04:557.40am.
04:58I knew I had to do it when it came to things like this.
05:00The king and circular business 1.
05:03But that's not included.
05:05So, first, I hit 10 light jabs as a greeting.
05:09That's a lot of hits.
05:10That's a lot of hits.
05:12Here it is.
05:14What's this?
05:16What's this?
05:17What's this?
05:18A photo?
05:20As I was sending the message, I started to see the text on the side of the photo.
05:26In other words, Misehori is checking my continuous photos.
05:30He wants to see the number, right?
05:32He wants to see the back of the card.
05:34Normally, I would just send one card.
05:38But I was so nervous that I sent too many cards.
05:41My hands were shaking.
05:43I didn't even have time to choose.
05:45I was like, what should I do?
05:47So, I just sent all the cards.
05:49I sent all the cards and checked the status.
05:51Then, he said,
05:52I still have more. Please wait a little longer.
05:54Then, it went on for a little longer.
05:56It went on for a little longer.
05:58It went on for an hour and a half.
06:00The third round.
06:02It went on for 19 minutes and 38 minutes.
06:04Also, there is only one way to use your whole body.
06:07It's a super body language.
06:11There is only one way?
06:13What?
06:15What are you doing?
06:17Huh?
06:18What are you doing?
06:21So, he's still acting, right?
06:23He's still acting.
06:25But...
06:28He's so...
06:29I can't see it.
06:31He's not taking off the sticker.
06:33I see.
06:35I got it.
06:36It doesn't make sense.
06:37There is a sticker on the back of the card.
06:40There is a number on the back of the sticker.
06:42He wants to see it.
06:44But I don't understand it.
06:46He pretends he doesn't know.
06:48He pretends he doesn't know that there is a number on the back of the sticker.
06:52I see.
06:53So, I said, Is this it?
06:55He said, Is this it?
06:57He said, Is this it?
06:59It's a stick.
07:01It's perfect.
07:03It's a stick.
07:04He's pretending to be a fool.
07:06I said, Is this it?
07:07He said, Yes.
07:08I said, Please open it.
07:10What is this?
07:11What is he doing?
07:13I'll explain it.
07:15It's the back of the sticker.
07:17It's the back of the sticker.
07:19But he hid it with his fingers.
07:23He hid it with his fingers.
07:25I don't know where it is.
07:27He's sending a message.
07:29Is there a mistake here?
07:31Is this correct?
07:32He's checking.
07:33He's checking again.
07:34He's checking again.
07:35He must be frustrated.
07:36He must be frustrated.
07:37Take a picture of the whole card.
07:39Send me the alphabet.
07:41He's really mad.
07:43He's mad.
07:44He's a little angry.
07:46I can feel it.
07:47I can feel his frustration.
07:49I think he should be a little more mad.
07:51He's still mad.
07:52The 4th round.
07:54It's 18.55. 36 minutes have passed.
07:56I got a message that you're a card and not a person.
08:02I got a message that you're a card and not a person.
08:04It means that I don't need your face, so send me the number.
08:08It means that I don't need your face, so send me the number.
08:10It's a little suspicious.
08:13He's annoyed.
08:15He's annoyed.
08:17He's annoyed.
08:19He's trying to send the number, but the camera angle is hopeless and I can't see the numbers.
08:25I can see the numbers, but I can't see the numbers.
08:27When I press shift, I can clearly see that he's angry.
08:32You don't know what's going on, do you?
08:34He's finally angry.
08:36He's finally angry.
08:37He finally showed his anger.
08:39The match is heating up.
08:41It's a close match.
08:43He's too stupid and can't show his skills.
08:46He's going to fight with all his might.
08:48He has the will to show his skills.
08:50He's trying to show his skills, so he's trying to win.
08:54He's trying to show that he can't see the numbers with the tape.
09:00I don't think he can do it.
09:02I think he knows what's going on.
09:04I don't think he knows what's going on.
09:06It's the fifth round.
09:08It's 7.10 p.m.
09:11What's going to happen?
09:13He's going to send a stamp of anger.
09:15He's finally going to send a stamp.
09:17He's angry.
09:19He's angry.
09:21What's wrong?
09:23He's angry.
09:25What's he going to do?
09:27He's translating what he just said.
09:29He's cute.
09:30He's being dragged around.
09:32He's being dragged around.
09:34He's being dragged around.
09:35This is great. Come on, Misehori.
09:37Our hearts are connected.
09:39This is going to be a great match.
09:41But he hasn't responded for about five minutes.
09:43Is he at his limit?
09:46Is he going to finish the match?
09:48Immediately after that, Misehori sent a stamp of anger in a row.
09:52He sent a stamp of anger in a row.
09:55This anger is real.
09:57At the same time, he's sad.
09:59Why?
10:01Because he didn't do a good job.
10:03Because he didn't do a good job.
10:05He's angry.
10:07He's angry.
10:09He's angry.
10:10Misehori.
10:12Wait a minute.
10:14There's more?
10:16The time is 19 minutes 23 seconds and 64 seconds.
10:19So, I said, wait a minute.
10:21Stopping.
10:23After he stopped, I showed him the card with the number written on it.
10:29I showed him the card with the number written on it.
10:31What?
10:33He jumped.
10:35He jumped.
10:36He's good at jumping.
10:38He's good.
10:39After that, I recorded him jumping.
10:43After that, I did a move called rotation, enlargement, and shrinking.
10:47But he didn't read it.
10:49So, he was kicked out.
10:51So, you used all of your editing skills.
10:53That's right.
10:54I used all of my skills.
10:56It's been 74 minutes since the bell rang.
10:58The finish hold was a white jump.
11:01And a technical knockout.
11:04So, I finished my match with this message.
11:07It was a good match.
11:08I'm going to fight again someday.
11:10Kan.
11:12It was a good match.
11:13It was a good story.
11:15There were a lot of moves.
11:17Are you really bored?
11:20I'm not bored.
11:22You're doing this for people.
11:23Yes, I'm doing this for people.
11:24Isn't it dangerous to show your face?
11:27I'm okay with my face.
11:29In your case?
11:30Why?
11:31I don't know.
11:33It's a matter of feeling.
11:34You don't have a reason.
11:35I don't have a reason.
11:37I'm okay with my face.
11:38The phone number is really dangerous.
11:43But I'll go when I have to.
11:45You should never do this.
11:47Seriously.
11:49If you don't tell your phone number, you can't move on.
11:52It happens a lot.
11:54But in my case, I'll go.
11:56I see.
11:57To fight.
11:58Yes, to fight.
11:59To give advice to everyone.
12:00To know.
12:01To make it an article.
12:02There are a lot of people like that.
12:05I still communicate with them.
12:08Every day.
12:09Even now?
12:10Even now.
12:11Do you have an account for that?
12:12Yes, I do.
12:13You're serious.
12:14Yes.
12:15I have about 9,500 people.
12:18I only follow scammers.
12:20I have an account that I don't follow.
12:23Mr. Hatori, who is an annoying commentator, is always connected to scammers.
12:28I can't hear you.
12:30Are you okay?
12:31Are you affected by your job?
12:32I'm okay.
12:33When you're in trouble, you contact scammers right away, right?
12:37Yes.
12:38When I'm worried, lonely, or happy, I contact scammers right away.
12:44You're used to it.
12:46Yes.
12:47Mr. Hatori, you were worried when you wrote this article, right?
12:51Yes.
12:52I love fried rice.
12:56But I couldn't make it well.
12:59So...
13:01I asked him how to make fried rice.
13:03That's funny.
13:06As a result, he ignored me a lot.
13:08But Mr. Ishikawa, who has a suspicious job, responded to me.
13:16Nice to meet you.
13:18My name is Mizuho Ishikawa.
13:22Nice to meet you.
13:25I support people who get attention.
13:28Our job is to do social media.
13:30You can earn 10,000 yen per day.
13:33Are you interested in this job?
13:35Mr. Ishikawa replied.
13:37By the way, do you have any tips for making delicious fried rice?
13:41It's so sudden.
13:44If you know, please let me know.
13:46Mr. Ishikawa replied.
13:47Please wait a moment.
13:49This is very rare.
13:52Normally, this doesn't happen.
13:53Normally, it doesn't happen.
13:54You have to be very persistent.
13:56It happened in one turn.
13:58That's right.
13:59It happened in one turn.
14:01It's very rare.
14:02It's like asking an A.I.
14:04Yes.
14:05I thought something was wrong with him.
14:07That's right.
14:08Next.
14:09I asked my friend how to make delicious fried rice.
14:13You can participate in our job.
14:16You can earn money and buy it.
14:20Mr. Ishikawa replied.
14:22What I want to know is how to make fried rice.
14:25I'm not interested in talking about money.
14:28I want you to teach me how to make fried rice.
14:30I asked him one more time.
14:33One minute later.
14:40He gave me a very good recipe.
14:42The recipe is very good.
14:43The recipe is very good.
14:44The recipe is very good.
14:47He is good at it.
14:48He is good at it.
14:49That's right.
14:50He gave me a wonderful recipe.
14:52He used a lot of ingredients.
14:54So you were going to make it, right?
14:57Of course, of course.
14:58And here it is.
15:00Did you make it, Atrius?
15:01Yes, I did.
15:02Actually, I have a cooking license.
15:05Really?
15:06I'm going to say it now, but that's amazing.
15:09You know the recipe for fried rice, right?
15:11I know the recipe for fried rice, but there are as many fried rice as there are humans.
15:15That's right.
15:16It's deep, isn't it?
15:17That's right. There are many kinds of fried rice, so I wanted to know.
15:20So I analyzed the short information I mentioned earlier and came up with this recipe.
15:29I see.
15:30Could you explain it to us?
15:32First of all, the amount of rice in a large bowl.
15:36This is one point.
15:39The amount of rice in this large bowl is not the amount of rice in a large bowl in Japan.
15:43What do you mean?
15:44It's a little bigger than that in Japan.
15:47I won't tell you the country, but there are a lot of frozen rice containers overseas.
15:55I see.
15:56That's quite a lot.
15:57So this person is not Japanese.
15:59That's right.
16:00It's 250 grams.
16:02That's right. That's quite a lot.
16:03And ham, eggs, and cucumbers.
16:06This is rare.
16:07It's rare.
16:08You put cucumbers in it.
16:10And 20 grams of green peas.
16:13This is a lot.
16:15Fried rice has a lot of green peas.
16:19That's right.
16:2020 grams of green peas is a lot.
16:22That's quite a lot.
16:24And green onions.
16:26And shrimp.
16:27I'll tell you about the shrimp later.
16:29Salt, seasoning, and oil.
16:32And how to make it.
16:34Cut ham, shrimp, and cucumber into small pieces.
16:36This is the point.
16:37It's shrimp.
16:38In Japanese fried rice, it's shrimp, shrimp, and shrimp.
16:44If you eat shrimp three or four times, it's over.
16:46This recipe cuts the shrimp into small pieces.
16:49What?
16:50Cut the shrimp into small pieces.
16:52This is also the point.
16:53Put eggs in a lot of oil.
16:56And remove the eggs once.
16:58What?
16:59Normally, fried rice is coated with eggs.
17:04That's right.
17:05If you put eggs in it, you can put rice in it.
17:08But this is removed once.
17:10It's removed.
17:11It's not fried rice, but it's often removed once.
17:19I thought it was strange.
17:22Next, add green peas, shrimp, and ham and stir-fry.
17:26Stir-fry until the green peas are browned.
17:31Put rice in it.
17:33When the rice is hot, add eggs, green onions, and cucumber.
17:40Adjust the taste.
17:41Next.
17:42Next, add water vapor.
17:46By adding water vapor, the water vapor is removed.
17:51So shake it.
17:53And it's done.
17:55You're good at serving.
17:57I made this.
17:58It looks delicious.
17:59The most important thing is cucumber.
18:02Cucumber has a lot of heat in it, so it looks delicious.
18:07But if you eat it, it tastes really good.
18:18Without cucumber, this fried rice won't be successful.
18:23That's right. It's really important.
18:25Cucumber is very important.
18:27And shrimp.
18:28I put shrimp in it.
18:30It's always shrimp.
18:32It doesn't end in three or four times.
18:34It's a luxury.
18:35It's always shrimp.
18:37It's a different feeling of satisfaction.
18:38That's right.
18:39It was a great fried rice.
18:41It's the fried rice that Mr. Sagi taught me.
18:44It's the first fried rice.
18:47I'll give you another impression.
18:48I've never thought green peas were so delicious.
18:51It's fragrant and crispy.
18:52And the texture of the cucumber.
18:54The texture of the warm cucumber.
18:56Cucumber is a must for this fried rice.
18:58Lastly, seasoning.
19:00The taste of the store and the real taste just by protecting this amount.
19:03I've been in China for a few months, so I know.
19:05There was a fried rice like this.
19:07The taste of that fried rice.
19:09Anyway, I was impressed.
19:12It's gradually moving to the other side.
19:15It's gradually moving over there.
19:17It's like a direct translation.
19:19There's more.
19:20By the way, right after I made this fried rice,
19:23I said thank you to Mr. Ishikawa with a picture of fried rice.
19:27He suddenly returned it in Chinese.
19:29I think he's from that area.
19:32How did he come back?
19:34I don't know.
19:35But I can feel his joy.
19:37I'm glad he made it.
19:39I'm sure it's like that.
19:41It doesn't matter if it's a fraud.
19:42It's about understanding each other's mind.
19:44It takes too long to figure out the other person's mind.
19:48You can finally figure it out.
19:51That's right.
19:52And this is...
19:53This is...
19:54It's not over yet.
19:55Today,
19:56Mr. Chinen and Mr. Yuto
19:58ate fried rice.
19:59Why me too?
20:00It's time for illuminati, isn't it?
20:01Why me?
20:02It's time for illuminati, isn't it?
20:03We can't eat fried rice withnow.
20:14Today,
20:15Mr. Chinen and Mr. Yuto
20:16ate fried rice.
20:17Why me too?
20:19It's time for illuminati, isn't it?
20:20We can't eat fried rice withnow.
20:26But it looks delicious.
20:28It looks so good.
20:30It looks so good.
20:32It looks so good.
20:34Yuto-san, itadakimasu.
20:36Itadakimasu.
20:38There's a lot of shrimp.
20:42It's so good.
20:46It's frustrating, isn't it?
20:48How do you like the cucumber?
20:50I can even feel the nostalgia.
20:54I can enjoy every bite.
20:56I like the green peas.
20:58I see.
21:00Chie-san.
21:02Don't eat it.
21:04Itadakimasu.
21:12It's so good.
21:14Wow.
21:16It's like Hatori-san.
21:18You're getting closer.
21:20It's so good.
21:22It's different from Japanese fried rice.
21:24It's different.
21:26It's the taste of the person's family.
21:28I can feel the backbone.
21:30My mom used to make this for me at home.
21:32You're trying to make a good story.
21:34It's heartful.
21:36It's hard to explain.
21:38It's like pilaf.
21:40I see.
21:42It might be like that.
21:44Chie-san, how was it?
21:46You even ate fried rice.
21:48Do you think you can get along well?
21:50It's okay.
21:52I can get along well.
21:56When I heard that Chie-san liked it,
21:58I was so happy.
22:00I see.
22:06This is good.
22:10The next reporter is...
22:14My 700 treasures.
22:16Who is this?
22:18It's me.
22:20I've been a journalist for 20 years.
22:22The world-renowned mode game reporter is here.
22:25I wasn't influenced by my job.
22:28You're going to be late.
22:30That's not good.
22:32That's not good.