にけつッ!! 2024年10月15日 ビートたけしの「粋」をマネしたい＆紅しょうが稲田の謎
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00:00Oh
00:30I don't
00:32Kofuka, haha
00:34Kofu Kanji, Tottesima
00:36Territory, hi is a non-equivalent guest. Oh, Benny Shogar. You know that? Hi
00:42Stay together. Yes
00:44I think I'm ready to be nada. I'm a junior
00:48Come on bunch. You need I don't go soon. They're not going to be your name. Hi
00:52I know it's all geeky. Come on. I'll give you a good look. Oh, that's good
00:56It'll be the ectoplasm. Oh my god. I'm not good. I don't think I'm gonna hit you today
01:01I mean, I'm the one I can't say
01:03You must watch the ring on a Sunday. I'm so good at it. And it's all I can do. I don't want to eat
01:07You think I got there? I don't know. She will call you. I got there. I said stick with it. Oh, I don't know
01:14So I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
01:18Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I know you got there. I know you want to eat
01:23I
01:26Saw it. Oh, yeah, they got there
01:30Home I don't listen to it
01:34To keep it so I keep on it. Oh, well, I
01:37Don't go this. Ah, you thought it came out. Oh, yeah
01:42So, yeah, I don't know what I'm saying. They don't know what that is. Ta-da
01:48What do I go? Oh, I think I'm gonna do
01:55My son, I don't know my son super gets go home
01:58Look at a nice on my head. I thought I should I'm gonna be my you know, I'm talking about it. Huh? I'll
02:06Also got a hot Tokyo a
02:09joke, oh, it's a good idea
02:12She will talk about you soon. Oh, yeah
02:15Come on, I
02:17Don't say don't say don't say don't say
02:21Shabette
02:22Don't hang on. I mean, I don't do it. Oh, no. No, I don't go. Yeah. No, I
02:30Just I know you know that's on
02:33Ben Shogun, you know, I'm more I'm not so good. You don't see well, you know, I'm not only a total hint
02:38Yeah, you know that I call hi to it. I know it's all you know that I'm a santo
02:44Oh, yeah, can you do that?
02:48Do not say all right. All right. Oh my god. Oh, no, no, no, no. This is it. It's a good
03:06Idea
03:15Yes, I know you know that's not you know that I'm easy on this
03:22You're home my god, so I'm not gonna believe it. Oh my god
03:27Yeah
03:28What do you call it? Yeah, I don't go to school. Don't go. He goes to the master. No, I don't see Kenji. I got up
03:34So good to go. I got a go on to it at all
03:38You think I don't think you must know
03:41It
03:44Yeah, it's more joke. Oh, it's not a chance. Oh, no, it's good. Oh, no, you're home
03:49That's it. It's so good. No, it's good. Oh, yeah
03:53I'll go to all that dinner. Oh, yeah. Well, so it's a little Gigi. Oh, it's nice. No, man. Yeah, I'll let it go
03:58Oh, yeah
04:01They won't I'll call you on a cocktail. You're nice. Oh, don't let come don't not go soon
04:07No, we don't know
04:09Yeah, so they got a little more
04:13Can I need to do?
04:17You know, it's all she did what I thought you can't eat it. I don't get it. Oh, I don't got that
04:22I'm a you know, that's on the boom taxi. That's it
04:25Are you this way? I don't need to hold on me. Talk. See you don't get up. Don't do
04:30Wow
04:32I
05:02I was looking forward to meeting him.
05:08Then, I heard something about him from somewhere.
05:13Maybe...
05:15I heard that Mr. Kenkoba told me about him.
05:22Mr. Inada told me about him.
05:27Did he?
05:28No, I got a call from him.
05:32You know, the two of us are going to have a meeting.
05:36Should I be excluded?
05:40Scary, scary, scary.
05:42What are you talking about? Let's do it together.
05:45But, brother...
05:49You're doubting me, aren't you?
05:52No, I'm not.
05:53I'm not doubting you.
05:54I'm counting on you tomorrow.
05:57I'll let you know someday.
06:01I'm going to shoot him on the stage.
06:04I see. That's good.
06:07Pro-wrestling shooting.
06:11I'm going to have a pistol match.
06:12I'm excited.
06:13I'm excited.
06:15He's the head of the organization.
06:18He's a woman.
06:20I don't want to say too much, but...
06:25What do you mean?
06:30I'm the closest.
06:31I'm the closest.
06:32You're the closest.
06:33I'm the closest.
06:35There may be people who say that the convenience store is three stops away from 7-Eleven.
06:41That's right.
06:43I'm from 7-Eleven.
06:46There may be people who don't see Famima, Lawson, and Ministop.
06:49There may be.
06:50There may be people who only go to Ministop.
06:53There may be.
06:55There may be people who think of the neighborhood as a big place.
06:58There may be people who think of it as a very small place.
07:02I see. His scale is big.
07:07That's right.
07:08I heard it from Seiji's dressing room a long time ago.
07:11I was really surprised.
07:14I don't know who I was talking to.
07:18Seiji came into my dressing room when I was passing by.
07:21He said,
07:22The Earth is small.
07:26What?
07:27It's a God's eye.
07:29It's a creator's eye.
07:31It's a person who looks at the Earth.
07:33No, that's really...
07:36There's a scale.
07:41It's wide.
07:43I think it's really wide.
07:46When Yuriko Koike became the governor for the first time,
07:52It's the third season now.
07:54When I first became the governor,
07:57I went on a shoot with Takeshi.
08:01The three of us talked on the set.
08:04Koike, the governor.
08:06The dressing room was a room like KO Plaza.
08:11It was like a dressing room instead of a dressing room.
08:14After the KO Plaza talk,
08:16Takeshi and I went for a walk.
08:19Then,
08:21The bride and groom took a wedding photo.
08:31The family was celebrating.
08:34It was a really happy atmosphere.
08:36Takeshi went to the side.
08:41Takeshi went to the bride's side.
08:45The bride's family was celebrating.
08:51Congratulations.
08:53I went home.
08:55I thought it was cool.
09:00It was a very happy atmosphere.
09:04It was a very happy atmosphere.
09:08The groom and bride were surprised.
09:10The groom and bride were surprised.
09:12Congratulations.
09:14It was a very happy atmosphere.
09:18When I left the hotel in Osaka the other day,
09:22The bride and groom took a wedding photo.
09:25This is...
09:27This is...
09:30I went to the side.
09:31Beat Koji.
09:32Beat Koji.
09:37I went to the bride and groom's side.
09:39The bride and groom were surprised.
09:43This is difficult.
09:46This is embarrassing.
09:50It's a little bit of salt and pepper.
09:54It's a little bit of salt and pepper.
09:58I couldn't stand next to the bride and groom.
10:04Takeshi and I are like brothers.
10:08I think we are inseparable.
10:12I think we are inseparable.
10:16Junya doesn't go to school.
10:21He was doing this in his room.
10:26He was watching a great TV show.
10:30He was watching a great TV show.
10:36You have a good sound.
10:40I don't care.
10:42I don't care.
10:43It was a good atmosphere.
10:48It was a good atmosphere.
10:50I was doing it in a nervous state.
10:52I was doing it in a nervous state.
10:58It was like a monster came up to me.
11:00It was like air.
11:02It was so natural.
11:06It was so natural.
11:08I was like,
11:09here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes!
11:15It was so natural.
11:17Yeah.
11:19I wanted to see how you were doing.
11:21That's the image I had.
11:23Yeah.
11:24I don't think I can do that.
11:26I don't think I can do that.
11:28I don't think I can do that.
11:30Yeah.
11:32I might be able to do it.
11:34Oh, I'm sorry.
11:36It's a little round.
11:38Yeah.
11:40I went in all of a sudden.
11:42I saw it in Takeshi's video.
11:44But if you do it the other way,
11:46it's going to be like, oh!
11:48I should have said it earlier.
11:50Congratulations!
11:52I saw it in Takeshi's video.
11:54I recognized JRJunior.
11:56If I did this,
11:58I might have been a little more.
12:00But suddenly,
12:02I saw a thin guy next to me.
12:04But suddenly,
12:06I saw a thin guy next to me.
12:08I'm not used to it.
12:10I'm not used to it.
12:12That's right.
12:14Takeshi was facing this way.
12:16Takeshi was facing this way.
12:18I went there.
12:20I recognized you.
12:22I recognized you.
12:24I saw you standing next to me.
12:26I saw you standing next to me.
12:28I saw you standing next to me.
12:30I was desperate.
12:34Wait a minute.
12:36Wait a minute.
12:38Wasn't that so?
12:40Wasn't that so?
12:42I'm sure the video is floating.
12:44I saw Takeshi from the other side.
12:46I saw Takeshi from the other side.
12:48I saw Takeshi from the other side.
12:50I saw Takeshi from the other side.
12:52Congratulations.
12:56I saw this in the video.
12:58I saw this in the video.
13:00I saw this in the video.
13:08What is this aura?
13:10What is this aura?
13:12What is this aura?
13:14That's right.
13:16That's right.
13:18That's right.
13:20That's right.
13:22That's right.
13:24That's right.
13:26I don't think there are many people who can go.
13:28I don't think there are many people who can go.
13:30I don't think there are many people who can go.
13:32I don't think there are many people who can go.
13:34I don't think there are many people who can go.
13:36I don't think there are many people who can go.
13:38I don't think there are many people who can go.
13:40I don't think there are many people who can go.
13:42I don't think there are many people who can go.
13:44I don't think there are many people who can go.
13:46I don't think there are many people who can go.
13:48I don't think there are many people who can go.
13:50I don't think there are many people who can go.
13:52I don't think there are many people who can go.
13:54I don't think there are many people who can go.
13:56I don't think there are many people who can go.
13:58I don't think there are many people who can go.
14:00I don't think there are many people who can go.
14:02I don't think there are many people who can go.
14:04I don't think there are many people who can go.
14:06I don't think there are many people who can go.
14:08I don't think there are many people who can go.
14:10I don't think there are many people who can go.
14:12A lot of people want to go to the wedding.
14:14A lot of people want to go to the wedding.
14:16I think so.
14:24It's quite close.
14:36It's SFW's underground wedding.
14:38It's SFW's underground wedding.
14:40It was like a dress-up party.
14:52The bride and the bride's mother were there,
14:57and they were trying to figure out what was going on.
15:02But the place they passed by was a smoking area.
15:05They were smoking and looking at the beautiful scenery.
15:08When they came out of the smoking area,
15:11the bride's mother noticed.
15:14She said,
15:16Congratulations on your wedding.
15:22The bride's mother cried.
15:24She said,
15:26Thank you very much.
15:28I'm getting over that.
15:30I sometimes go out to eat,
15:33but when I look at the bride's mother,
15:36it's very natural.
15:38She's got a lot of...
15:41Hospitality.
15:44That's not enough.
15:47I don't have enough hospitality.
15:50Hospitality and...
15:52It's not enough.
15:55When I went there with them,
15:58I said,
16:00I'm sorry, but I don't know if my potato salad will fit in your mouth,
16:05but it's a service.
16:09It's the first time I've been so kind to someone.
16:14I'll give it back to you.
16:17Don't say what I always say.
16:20I say it at every restaurant.
16:22Wherever I go,
16:24when I look at the bride's mother,
16:26she says,
16:28I don't have enough hospitality.
16:31She's right.
16:33She doesn't have enough hospitality.
16:35I don't think she meant that.
16:37I don't know how to put it into words.
16:40No matter how much I look at her,
16:42it's natural.
16:44For example, there are times when there's a lot of alcohol,
16:48but there are times when I give her a lot of things she doesn't need.
16:53I don't know at all.
16:55I...
17:00I've had it for a long time.
17:04It's been a long time.
17:06Did you eat it?
17:07It's been a long time.
17:08Did you eat it?
17:12I thought it was funny the other day.
17:15Takoshige.
17:19I've been going to Izakaya since I was a comedian in Osaka.
17:25I still go to Izakaya.
17:27Then two guests came in.
17:30Husband and wife.
17:33The woman said,
17:35Ah!
17:37Then I said,
17:39Oh, hello.
17:41It's a small restaurant.
17:43I said, hello.
17:45The man said,
17:47Is it okay if I say hello?
17:49I said,
17:50Huh?
17:51It's normal for men to say hello.
17:53The woman said,
17:55Wow!
17:56I sat down.
17:57When I was about to order,
17:59The man said,
18:00Excuse me.
18:01Is it okay if I say hello?
18:02We broke up.
18:04I was a comedian in Titan.
18:09We broke up.
18:10I said,
18:11Can I say something?
18:13He said,
18:14Oh, I see.
18:15You're a comedian.
18:17But it's a little weird for a comedian's wife to say,
18:20Wow!
18:22It's a little weird.
18:23It's a little weird.
18:25Maybe in the future,
18:27I might have to take care of my husband.
18:29It's like that.
18:31I thought,
18:32Wow!
18:33What's the reaction?
18:35My wife said,
18:36Actually,
18:37We've been married for a long time.
18:39Before my husband became a comedian,
18:41I've been dating him since I was a salaryman.
18:43My wife was working at the same company.
18:45My husband wanted to be a comedian, so he became a comedian.
18:48I was doing it to support him.
18:51We broke up after a few years.
18:53I became a pin.
18:54I came to Osaka to study.
18:59Oh, really?
19:01When I asked him,
19:02My wife said,
19:04I'm a big fan of a program called Hebereke in Nagoya.
19:09The first part of Hebereke is a comedian.
19:12The second part is definitely a woman.
19:14I want to be called by the second guest.
19:21I really want to be on Hebereke.
19:23I really want to be on Hebereke.
19:25So I quit my job and became a comedian.
19:31What?
19:32Are you a comedian?
19:33Yes, I am.
19:35A few months ago,
19:37I started going to live performances.
19:40Why?
19:41Because I want to be on Hebereke.
19:43What?
19:44I asked him,
19:45I came to Osaka to study.
19:46I'm a wife.
19:48Are you a comedian?
19:49Yes, I'm a comedian.
19:50On the spot?
19:51Yes.
19:52Then one day,
19:53I said,
19:54I want to be on Hebereke.
19:55He said,
19:56I'm glad.
19:57Before I went to Hebereke,
19:58I was already a comedian.
20:00You've been doing it for a long time.
20:02What?
20:03You want to be on one show?
20:05Yes.
20:06That's amazing.
20:07That's amazing.
20:08You're in your 20s.
20:11You're right.
20:12I've heard about your history.
20:13Yes.
20:15Is that okay?
20:21I'm not asking where your show is.
20:23Isn't your goal low?
20:27You're afraid of achieving it.
20:30When you achieve it,
20:32you're the only one who can go further.
20:36I'm afraid of that kind of person.
20:41Takashi Sakai,
20:44Yes.
20:45He said that
20:46he wanted to meet Yuko Ogura.
20:49Yes.
20:50And he met Yuko Ogura.
20:52Yes.
20:53At Hebereke.
20:54At Hebereke?
20:55Yes.
20:57He was so excited.
21:00But he's still doing it.
21:02Yes.
21:03I'm happier to meet Yuko Ogura
21:05than to be the champion of King of Conte.
21:08If I were his partner,
21:09I would beat him up.
21:11He's a public figure.
21:12Yes.
21:13Everyone is different.
21:14Everyone is different.
21:15You never know who you'll meet.
21:17Yes.
21:18I look forward to working with you.
21:31Next Episode
21:34Takeuchi-san,
21:35you were facing this way.
21:36Yes.
21:37You went there.
21:38Takeuchi-san,
21:39you were standing side by side.
21:41You screamed.
21:42Yes.
21:43Maybe that's why.
21:44What?
21:45Jun-san,
21:46you went like this.
21:48That's NGA.
21:49Cheese!
21:56What's this aura?
21:58NGA!
22:01That's NGA.