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00:00I heard that you guys had a lot of talks that you cut out because of time constraints.
00:05So we're going to give you a talk special.
00:08Yes.
00:09I'm sure you'll like it.
00:11No, no.
00:12We've been talking for about an hour on a 30-minute show.
00:18We don't have time for each other.
00:23I wasn't planning to cheer for you guys.
00:25I wasn't planning to give you guys a talk special.
00:29I was planning to talk to Mr. Hashakuma.
00:31But isn't there a time when you send an e-mail to the viewers?
00:36Yes, there is.
00:38But I've learned one thing.
00:40Don't talk in the make-up room.
00:42If you talk in the make-up room, you won't be able to do this special.
00:48We didn't learn anything today.
00:51I think Mr. Make-up didn't like it either.
00:53We talked about the Paralympics for so long.
00:57We talked about how much I like Paralympics.
01:02Let's take a look at the talk special.
01:06First of all, the viewers' post corner.
01:10A famous saying from a resident who found a certain food.
01:16This is from Pen Name Gourmet Uncle.
01:18Recently, there has been a boom in the town of China on TV Tokyo.
01:21It's also the season to look at the postcard of Hiyashi Chuka Hajimemashita.
01:25What do you always order in the town of China?
01:29When I think the store is close to my house,
01:35and I think it will be used a lot in the future,
01:38I think of Subuta.
01:39I think of Subuta the most.
01:41That's right.
01:42Because I have a preference.
01:44For example, I like the authentic black vinegar.
01:47I like the one with a little bit of musse.
01:49I like the one with a lot of fruit.
01:51Even if it's not good or bad,
01:53there's a big difference between what I like and what I don't like.
01:56That's why I go to Subuta.
01:59For the time being, Subuta.
02:00I think it's a word that only I use in the world.
02:05Recently, a resident of the town of China who had been visiting for more than 10 years
02:08was picked up on TV.
02:10When I went in, everyone was ordering the same menu.
02:13In short, they were eating the cold sesame sauce of Hiyashi Chuka.
02:18I've been visiting for 15 years.
02:20When I asked for stir-fried chicken and cashew nuts,
02:22the people around me said,
02:23No, that's not it.
02:26I was told,
02:27This is it.
02:29No, I've been eating this all the time.
02:31Why do I always feel like I'm a child?
02:34I feel like I don't know.
02:37That's true.
02:41I'll throw it at the construction site.
02:45Because it's frustrating.
02:46I don't like my own earphones.
02:51If I were a guest, I would never walk like that.
02:53I'm sure I'll complain.
02:55I can't walk like that.
02:57I don't have enough to talk about.
03:00I'd like to appear next week, but...
03:03Hi, I'm Maeda from Himonji.
03:04I'm Takagishi.
03:06I won first place in a sports test when I was in high school.
03:09Tell me about it.
03:10I'll tell you.
03:11Before that, here you go.
03:12Here you go.
03:14Mr. Tokoro's school won't tell you.
03:16That's where he moved at 8 p.m. on Friday.
03:21Isn't it amazing?
03:23It's even more powerful since October.
03:26At the Takazumo safe, a specialty project.
03:29The most expensive treasure in the history of the program.
03:32I think Mr. Tokoro is really dangerous.
03:36It's a little hot.
03:38There are kids who fall asleep.
03:40I think elementary school students will be able to see it.
03:42It's a place where they don't go to school.
03:45I think kids of that age will be able to see it.
03:49I think so.
03:50I think it's too late to move at 8 p.m.
03:53Right?
03:55Mr. Tokoro, you still have a long way to go.
03:59A new talent appears!
04:00Boi, boi, boi, boi, boi, boi, boi, boi, boi, boi.
04:06From a fan named Gurume Uncle.
04:07I have a plan to introduce a popular rokeben that entertainers and staff often praise on TV.
04:13What is the best rokeben that you have ever eaten?
04:20Also, please tell me the menu of each TV station's favorite restaurant.
04:24For a while, a few years ago, Bakarhythm started posting today's rokeben on Instagram.
04:31Then AP started making noise.
04:34I see.
04:36I see.
04:38AP is being tested.
04:41But surprisingly, everyone is happy that there is no more cover.
04:45Oh, I see.
04:46Oh, yesterday, Bakarhythm was like that.
04:49There was a big salmon on this program.
04:52When I ate it, there was a bento with a very delicious salmon.
04:56It's a noriben, isn't it?
04:57It's a noriben.
04:58This is it.
04:59Isn't this it?
05:00Oedo.
05:01Oedo bento.
05:02I'm going to look for this and take a picture of it with my own grass baseball.
05:08Anyway, the quality of salmon is good.
05:11It's good because of the way the oil is applied.
05:14When I was in the corona period, I was so lonely that I took a picture of a rokeben.
05:23I took a picture of aubergine.
05:26I can only eat aubergine when I'm recording.
05:29I was lonely because I didn't record much.
05:32I like the sweet taste of shrimp.
05:37We don't go to the staff cafeteria.
05:40I went to the staff cafeteria.
05:44I heard that the curry at the cafeteria in Kamiya-cho was a little famous.
05:50When I was in Kamiya-cho, Mr. Shingo Yanagisawa always ate that curry.
05:56I thought it was Mr. Shingo Yanagisawa, but Mr. Shingo Yanagisawa liked the staff cafeteria curry.
05:59He ate a lot of curry.
06:02This is a question from a fan named Inumaru.
06:05It was very interesting to have a meeting on the theme of net memes.
06:10Speaking of net memes, there is also a word called junior high school disease, which is said to have been created by Ijunin.
06:16Please tell me how junior high school disease was born.
06:20At first, Jun Miura and a junior high school boy had a seizure.
06:26At that time, the balance between physical and mental growth was not good.
06:31Jun Miura said it was the most interesting.
06:36At that time, I thought it would be embarrassing to say that it was a disease unique to junior high school.
06:42It's like Shiju-kata.
06:45That's why junior high school disease was born.
06:48However, it was not a word to attack people.
06:52Even though my English grades were very bad, there was a katakana translation.
06:57When I said that the Japanese language department was no good, I laughed at myself.
07:03I was used to making fun of people and saying that I was a junior high school boy.
07:09From then on, I didn't care much.
07:12I watched NHK's program.
07:15The host said,
07:17This is called junior high school disease.
07:20He said that in front of me.
07:23I wondered what I should do.
07:26Eiji-san, you said junior high school disease to a young person.
07:33However, it became an anime like junior high school disease.
07:38Even in foreign movies, people say junior high school disease.
07:43So, I think it's important to keep the right relationship.
07:47That's right.
07:50The next is a rare story about Akihiro Miwa.
07:58I've met Akihiro Miwa in person.
08:03He has an atmosphere that other people can't feel.
08:12When I asked him what kind of relationship he had with Yukio Mishima, he told me a rare story that surprised me.
08:24There was a time when I was filming at the Tennozu studio.
08:29I was filming a hot turn next door.
08:31When Miwa-san and Ehara-san appeared in the elevator,
08:36I thought I was dead.
08:42I was holding my master's bag.
08:45At that time, I didn't have a name for this game.
08:48Suddenly, I was told that I would sell.
08:51At that time, I looked at my master's bag.
08:54I was told that my monthly income would be eight times.
08:57At that time, my monthly income was 20,000 yen.
08:59I thought it was 160,000 yen.
09:02They talked about punishment games and pranks.
09:10I haven't been punished yet.
09:13I haven't been punished.
09:15I've been singing at all-night Fujii.
09:20I was cut off and delivered to my daughter.
09:23It's a real punishment game.
09:26I don't like that.
09:28I still can't forget it.
09:30When I was in my teens, my master was pranked.
09:34After the prank, all the staff went home.
09:39Did you know?
09:43Was it funny?
09:46I asked them to turn the camera.
09:49I had the experience that I couldn't be pranked because I had a bag.
09:54I was surprised just to hear the word prank.
09:59I was surprised.
10:02They talked about studio costumes.
10:05The staff had a complaint.
10:10There are many programs.
10:13There are many veteran actresses.
10:16For some reason, I didn't throw away the veteran actress.
10:21She tends to expose her skin with thin clothes.
10:25She always says to the floor director,
10:30Isn't the studio cold?
10:32Because she has two arms.
10:34She has two arms and is slim.
10:37She has no fat.
10:39When she says it's cold, the temperature of the studio goes up.
10:43Please wait.
10:44I can't do anything more with a sleeping shirt.
10:50You should wear it.
10:53How do female announcers decide costumes?
10:57At first, only one pose was prepared.
11:02I wore the same clothes for a long time.
11:04My mother said,
11:06Do you take about 14 photos?
11:10I always wear the same clothes.
11:12I was surprised to hear the mysterious misunderstanding.
11:16My mother's clothes are different from ours.
11:24It's better to do it at 11 o'clock.
11:27If you do that, you'll be in trouble.
11:36A message from Mr. Tokoro that he can't tell at school.
11:39A message from Mr. Tokoro that he can't tell at school.
11:41You can take your time to clean up the kitchen.
11:47It's okay if you look at it in the middle of your life.
11:53It's not a serious program.
11:55You don't have to say, I see.
11:59A message from Mr. Tokoro that he can't tell at school.
12:02You can move from October 20th to October 20th.
12:06There's a lot of stuff in it.
12:09The most expensive treasure in the world.
12:14The 20th anniversary special.
12:18Friday night at 8 p.m.
12:20A message from Mr. Tokoro that he can't tell at school.
12:22I've never heard of the work of the afternoon labor show.
12:25It's just a cool movie.
12:27By the way, next Monday is Hikarume.
12:29You never know.
12:31A message from Mr. Tokoro that he can't tell at school.
12:34A message from Mr. Tokoro that he can't tell at school.
12:37Special guest talk show.
12:40Mr. Amano Kyanin talked about his memories when he was young with Mr. Ijuin.
12:47The first time I met Mr. Ijuin was on a legendary show called Mr. Ijuin's Big Night.
12:55It was a legendary show.
12:57Somehow it ended.
12:59After that, my...
13:01Oh, that's right.
13:03After that, Mr. Amano's Big Night.
13:07I don't know why it ended because I was a newcomer.
13:11I just decided what to do while I was having a big fight with Kyokuto.
13:16I don't know that.
13:18I don't know. I'm just involved in it.
13:20I thought I'd be able to talk to Mr. Ijuin by myself.
13:25I thought I'd be able to talk to Mr. Ijuin by myself.
13:29It ended in half a year.
13:31It's an obi, isn't it?
13:33It's an obi, isn't it?
13:35It's not related to Mr. Ijuin at that time.
13:37It's not related to Mr. Ijuin at that time.
13:39I'm taking care of him now.
13:41I can't say anything because he's on the show.
13:43That's the kind of song, isn't it?
13:45That's the kind of song, isn't it?
13:47I was on TVBS.
13:48I was on TVBS.
13:50Mr. Ijuin gave me an offer right after the show was over.
13:53Do you remember the content?
13:55I said, let's go to Odaiba to see the Nippon Oso.
13:59I said, let's go to Odaiba to see the Nippon Oso.
14:01We went to Odaiba.
14:03It's still under construction.
14:05It's a 6G TV.
14:07The Nippon Oso will be there later.
14:09He threw a dog's ass on the construction site.
14:12He threw a dog's ass on the construction site.
14:14He threw a dog's ass on the construction site.
14:16I was frustrated.
14:18You did it in broadcast.
14:22There isn't anything in Odaiba yet.
14:24There isn't anything there?
14:26That's right.
14:28It was 1992 or 1993.
14:30I didn't think Nippon Oso would come back.
14:33I didn't think Nippon Oso would come back.
14:36I threw a dog's ass on the construction site.
14:39I was happy to think that the dog's ass lay on the ground.
14:43Next, let's move on to Tsubuyaki Shiro's report from the lunch trip.
14:46The narrator's unknown struggles are exposed.
14:51For example, if you go to an actor or an actress,
14:54you can learn from the actors and actresses who are famous.
14:59But you can't learn from the narration.
15:01You're in the same place, in the same place,
15:04so you don't know what's going on.
15:07You don't know if it's okay to say something like this.
15:10You don't know if you can go in on time,
15:12look down, and wait for 30 minutes,
15:14or how far you can go.
15:17You can't learn at all.
15:20In that sense, the narration doesn't appeal to anyone.
15:23It doesn't appeal to anyone, so you don't know the correct answer.
15:27I have my own earphones.
15:32I don't like people's ears.
15:37I saw it on a TV show called Ikari Oyaji.
15:39Wow, that's amazing.
15:41Someone in front of you was like,
15:44Wow!
15:47Mr. Yosuke Tagawa, who has been active as a bus driver for many years,
15:51reveals a very precious secret.
15:55I was impressed by Madonna.
15:57Impressed?
15:58What do you mean?
15:59A lot of things.
16:00Then I'll go with that.
16:02I'll go with that.
16:04It's Ma.
16:06Ma.
16:07When I read Ma on my show,
16:09I thought it would be a good memory,
16:11but my eyes changed color.
16:14Really?
16:15Well, it's Marcia.
16:18It's Marcia.
16:20But Marcia had a lot of trouble,
16:23and in the end, the editing was very beautiful.
16:26Marcia, who was determined to do her best for her daughter,
16:30had a hard time on the way,
16:32but I'm glad I did it.
16:34I thought I was digested.
16:36I've never talked about it again.
16:41I was wondering if I should turn from the east or the west.
16:45When I turned from the east,
16:47there was a place I had to walk 5 to 10 kilometers.
16:50So I asked Marcia.
16:52If I had to walk 5 to 10 kilometers,
16:55I couldn't do it.
16:58I'm sorry, but I'm having fun.
17:04When you first appeared on the show,
17:06you said,
17:07Who is the guest?
17:08Who is Madonna?
17:09When I saw your shoes,
17:10I thought,
17:11Oh, I don't know this person.
17:13From a mania's point of view,
17:14I thought,
17:15Is this person a manager?
17:17Without explanation.
17:19Is there a point where you decide to retire?
17:22If I can't walk anymore.
17:24At this speed.
17:25I walked 30 kilometers the other day.
17:27I woke up in the morning thinking I had a lot of muscle pain.
17:30When I got off the bus,
17:31I thought I was a little tired.
17:33But I didn't have any muscle pain from the 5th kilometer.
17:36Wow, so you're still fine.
17:38So I decided to quit when I was exhausted.
17:43It's a healthy way to travel by bus, isn't it?
17:46That may be true.
17:48Once a month.
17:50Because I don't do anything every day.
17:53Isn't it too hard?
17:55Don't you want to go anymore?
17:57I don't want to go.
18:00Every time we shoot.
18:02When I go out of the house,
18:04I say, I'll go.
18:07If I were a guest,
18:08I would never walk like that.
18:10Oh, I see.
18:11It's your responsibility.
18:13I'm doing my best because it's a show I have to do.
18:16If I were a guest,
18:17I would definitely complain.
18:19I can't walk like that.
18:22Furthermore,
18:23Mr. Begawa asked if he could charge the battery.
18:26The end of the recording,
18:28he suddenly became dissatisfied.
18:31This week, we have Mr. Begawa as a guest.
18:34I don't have enough time to talk.
18:36That's right.
18:38I'll be here next week.
18:41Of course, I'll be here.
18:43Mr. Begawa is a veteran,
18:46so he has a lot of ideas.
18:48He has a lot of ideas for this week and next week.
18:51But he has a lot of ideas for next week.
18:54I'm sorry to say this,
18:56but I'm getting older,
18:58so I want to hear your ideas for the end of the year.
19:01If I were a guest,
19:02I would definitely want to hear your ideas.
19:04That's right.
19:05We only talked about one show today.
19:07But we often talk about this show,
19:10so I watch it.
19:12Before the show starts,
19:13I watch the first episode.
19:15I talk a lot.
19:17I don't watch the first episode.
19:19I only watch the second episode.
19:21I think it's a waste to watch the first episode.
19:23It's a waste.
19:25I think it's a waste.
19:27I think it's a waste.
19:29I think it's a waste.
19:31I think it's a waste.
19:35I think this is a DVD-box.
19:38I think this is a DVD-box.
19:40I think this is a DVD-box.
19:42Next week,
19:44we have a new announcer, Mr. Iketani.
19:47Iketani's first appearance
19:50If you don't know who he is,
19:52I need to requite you.
19:56Until now, it was like his special show.
19:58He is new
20:00and the pilot is over.
20:06Iketani is the pilot.
20:10We will invite the new announcer.
20:13It means thats really rude.