大悟の芸人領収書 2024年10月14日 津田・母からのおねだり攻撃&井口vs小田 ピン芸人を巡って大揉め!
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00:00The fifth recruitment award!
00:07This time, we have a recruitment award for families and people close to them.
00:12I see.
00:13That's a problem.
00:15Please help me.
00:16Your wife is in trouble.
00:19Who's in trouble?
00:23This guy has a great sword.
00:26Tonight's theme is...
00:28We are being harassed by people close to us.
00:31I send money to my mother every month.
00:34His mother is worried about him.
00:38If I'm late even for a day,
00:40I'll say,
00:41Hatsuhiro, how are you?
00:44I'll treat you to sushi.
00:47Mamiya Shotaro should be treated by his best friend, Narita Ryo.
00:52I'm sorry.
00:53I don't have money.
00:54Ryo...
00:56I don't have money, but I'll pay you later.
00:58I'll pay you when I come back.
01:00Then I'll go home.
01:02Isn't that good?
01:05Please choose your first recruitment award.
01:08This one.
01:09It's me.
01:10It's Tsuda.
01:11This is my wife.
01:12Mom.
01:13We played golf together when we were in high school.
01:16It's a little easier than golf.
01:18Yes, yes.
01:19This is my wife.
01:20She looks like Tsuda.
01:21She often appears on TV.
01:23She helps me out.
01:24She asks me for a lot of things.
01:28That's good.
01:29It's good, but...
01:30She often says,
01:31You should say it directly.
01:32I send money to my mother every month.
01:34If I'm late even for a day,
01:37I'll say,
01:38Hatsuhiro, how are you?
01:39If I'm late even for a day,
01:40I'll say,
01:41Hatsuhiro, how are you?
01:42I don't say it directly.
01:43I say,
01:44How are you?
01:45It's hot these days.
01:47How are you?
01:49It can hurt.
01:50Ah!
01:51That's right.
01:52Hatsuhiro said,
01:53I'm playing grand golf.
01:57Look at my club.
01:59You are playing golf with your friends?
02:00Right.
02:01It's a cool iron club.
02:04Your mother...
02:06It's all wood.
02:10There is this.
02:11It's a wooden one.
02:12Really.
02:14It's a wood club.
02:15It's just a picture of a person reading a line.
02:26He's reading a long line.
02:28I bought it for him.
02:30You look happy. You look like a man of steel!
02:32Look at him. His reading of a line has changed.
02:35I don't read lines anymore. I'm a man of steel.
02:37You're a man of steel.
02:39You're taking care of your mom.
02:41You're smiling.
02:43I don't read lines anymore.
02:45I don't read lines anymore.
02:47I'm reading a new line.
02:50Because I'm happy.
02:52I want you to play this game.
02:55You're talking nonsense.
02:57You have to play it.
02:59I have to play it!
03:01When my dad was in the hospital, he came to visit me.
03:07My mom sent him to visit me.
03:10My brother runs a restaurant.
03:14You ate there, didn't you?
03:16Yes, I did.
03:18I want you to pay for it.
03:21Why?
03:22I paid for it.
03:24What are you talking about?
03:26I have no reason to pay for it.
03:29I have one reason to pay for it.
03:34You worked at my restaurant.
03:38You were sick.
03:40What?
03:42What?
03:44That's not true.
03:46That's not true.
03:48That's not true.
03:50That's not true.
03:51Please make a decision.
03:53I won't pay for it.
03:55No!
03:57That's not true.
03:59You should pay for it.
04:02You should pay for it.
04:04You should pay for it.
04:06When my dad was in the hospital, he came to visit me.
04:11You were sick.
04:13That's not true.
04:15That's not true.
04:17That's not true.
04:19Next, I want to talk about him.
04:22Next, I want to talk about him.
04:24Ryo Narita.
04:26Ryo Narita.
04:28Ryo Narita.
04:30That's not true.
04:33I knew his number.
04:36I went to his restaurant many times.
04:38That's not true.
04:39Why are you so late?
04:42I don't know him.
04:44I don't know him.
04:46Are you Mamiya?
04:47I'm the owner of a sushi restaurant.
04:50It's been almost 10 years.
04:52I'm still not convinced.
04:55I'm still not convinced.
04:57Mamiya is still not convinced about his best friend, Ryo Narita.
05:04Did you go there together?
05:05Yes, we went there together.
05:06I was in my early 20s.
05:09I got an unexpected income from Ryo Narita.
05:15I got an unexpected income from Ryo Narita.
05:17He treated me to sushi.
05:20I was very happy.
05:22We went to this restaurant to eat.
05:27We went to this restaurant to eat.
05:30I was very happy.
05:32When I paid for the meal, I felt sorry for him.
05:36I didn't have money.
05:38Ryo Narita didn't have money.
05:40Ryo Narita didn't have money.
05:42I didn't feel good, but I didn't feel bad.
05:45You paid for the first meal.
05:47I paid for the first meal.
05:49I went to the second meal.
05:50I went to the second meal a lot.
05:52I met a lot of people there.
05:55There was a junior of Ryo Narita.
05:58I don't know why, but Ryo Narita went home first.
06:03When he went home, he paid for his meal and his junior's meal.
06:11I thought he was cool because he paid for his junior's meal.
06:18But I paid for the first meal.
06:20But I paid for the first meal.
06:23I think he didn't have money.
06:28I think he didn't have money.
06:31He went to a friend's restaurant.
06:33He didn't have money, but he paid for his junior's meal and his junior's meal.
06:39He paid for his junior's meal and his junior's meal.
06:41Then he went home.
06:43Isn't that good?
06:46It's possible.
06:48Oda, have you ever had a meal with Narita?
06:52I had a meal with him in a drama a year ago.
06:55I took all the cast members with me.
06:58Narita paid for all the meals.
07:00But...
07:02Oda, can I say something?
07:05I'm not a comedian.
07:08After that, I found out that he was fat.
07:11Oh, I see.
07:13That was a long time ago.
07:15When we started to appear on TV dramas,
07:20When we started to appear on TV dramas,
07:23I wanted to eat sushi.
07:26I wanted to eat sushi for free.
07:28That's a strange way of saying it.
07:30He said he would treat us to sushi even though he didn't have money.
07:34He said he would treat us to sushi even though he didn't have money.
07:36That's a strange way of saying it.
07:39I thought it was strange that he had a temporary income.
07:44You should have fired him earlier.
07:47You wanted to eat sushi, right?
07:50Of course, it's different now, but you were young.
07:53I didn't forget about the money.
07:55I didn't forget about the money.
07:58I'll pay for it.
08:00When you have one or two sheets in your pocket,
08:04When you have one or two sheets in your pocket,
08:07He has no money.
08:11but he looks like a poor needle.
08:13That's the only thing I can think of.
08:15I don't know what to say.
08:17Now, please give your verdict.
08:19The winner is...
08:21Satoshi.
08:23We could go back to that time
08:25and talk about this again
08:27and say how bad the sushi was
08:29then it would have been settled.
08:31It's interesting that Narita Ryo
08:33is a sushi fraud.
08:35What kind of genre is that?
08:37It's a con.
08:39I just want to eat sushi.
08:41It's delicious.
08:45What is this?
08:47This is a receipt for cosmetics that I want Daigo-san to judge me.
08:53I'm in trouble because there are no people around me.
08:56Yoshizumi is worried about her future because she has no experience in the city life and will win in The W.
09:05I'm turning 35 this year, so I thought I had to find someone.
09:11I thought it would be cosmetics.
09:14Until now, I used to buy cosmetics at drugstores.
09:20Students buy cosmetics, right?
09:22That's right. Cosmetics are easy to get.
09:25But even if I put on makeup, I don't like it.
09:29I don't like it.
09:31When I put on makeup, I thought it was a little cute.
09:36But when I put it on, I thought I had a strange face.
09:40Is it like a painting?
09:43What do you mean?
09:46People say that what you see near you and what you see far away are different.
09:50It's not like trick art.
09:53So I decided to spend money.
09:57I bought a lot of cosmetics.
10:02I spent a lot of money to buy cosmetics.
10:06If I use a small plastic bottle, it costs less than 10,000 yen to finish my face.
10:12When I used this product, it cost me 50,000 yen.
10:17Did you finish your face with 50,000 yen?
10:19Yes.
10:21You said A and B.
10:24That's right.
10:25Daigo will be the judge.
10:27Yes.
10:28I'll let you guess if it's worth 10,000 yen or 50,000 yen.
10:34Daigo, do you understand?
10:36All I'm thinking about right now is that I shouldn't say it's difficult.
10:45If it's difficult, it doesn't make sense.
10:48It's easy.
10:51Mamiya, do you understand?
10:53Are you going to judge me?
10:55Beautiful people are often judged.
10:58But it's easy.
11:01It's easy.
11:03Everyone thinks it's easy.
11:05I understand that it's easy.
11:07It's easy.
11:0850,000 yen makes a big difference.
11:12Thank you very much.
11:15I'm glad.
11:16I'm glad.
11:18No, no, no.
11:20Everyone understands, right?
11:22Of course.
11:23Of course I understand.
11:24But I want Daigo to judge.
11:26We understand.
11:28YOSHIZUMI, cover your face once.
11:31What?
11:32It's like a competition.
11:34I've already decided.
11:36Yes.
11:37I'm going to ask you what kind of makeup they have.
11:43I'm sorry.
11:47Who thinks it's A?
11:52Who thinks it's B?
11:58YOSHIZUMI, cover your face.
12:01Everyone thinks it's B.
12:04It's easy.
12:05I'm glad.
12:06It's easy.
12:07I'm glad.
12:08I understand.
12:09It's okay.
12:10It's not a quiz to enjoy.
12:13That's right.
12:14YOSHIZUMI, cover your face.
12:16Who thinks it's B?
12:18Daigo thinks YOSHIZUMI, cover your face, is B.
12:22Who will be the winner?
12:26The answer is...
12:27It's like, he's sick.
12:30It's not good.
12:31You're looking down a little bit.
12:33You're looking down a lot.
12:36YOSHIZUMI, cover your face.
12:38The last episode of the devil game will be released on October 25th.
12:46The special drama will be broadcast on the day of release.
12:53YOSHIZUMI, cover your face.
12:55Who thinks it's B?
12:58YOSHIZUMI, cover your face, is B.
13:02The answer is...
13:04It's B.
13:06I'm glad.
13:07I'm glad.
13:08It's not good.
13:09It's not good at all.
13:11It's not good at all.
13:14How did you get it?
13:16What is good?
13:18The second arrow.
13:21What is good?
13:22I don't praise the girl's face in parts.
13:27I praise it in the atmosphere.
13:31But I'll tell you the truth.
13:33Her face looks happy.
13:35Just a little.
13:39I spent 50,000 yen on this little expression.
13:44I wanted to make her smile more.
13:46How many cosmetics do you use in a month?
13:49That's what I'm wearing now.
13:5260,000 yen.
13:53It's over 60,000 yen.
13:55It's over 60,000 yen.
13:58What are you doing?
13:59YOSHIZUMI, you're using 60,000 yen.
14:03Everyone uses 60,000 yen.
14:04Everyone uses 60,000 yen.
14:06You can get 50,000 yen and make it 100,000 yen.
14:09That's right. I want to ask you.
14:11But you can't use 50,000 yen in an instant.
14:15You don't have to say what you don't need.
14:20It's not 50,000 yen at once.
14:22If you repeat a face made with 50,000 yen, it will definitely make you smile more.
14:29Isn't that a little too much?
14:3560,000 yen.
14:3660,000 yen is getting out of hand.
14:40It's a difficult discussion.
14:43Everyone is like this.
14:47We didn't care anymore.
14:50This receipt is a gift.
14:55It's better to use it yourself.
14:59I really didn't need to talk about 60,000 yen.
15:07What is this?
15:09310,000 yen.
15:12This is me.
15:14It's the hospitalization date.
15:17I was in the hospital and had surgery.
15:20Not the driver?
15:23Was it that bad?
15:24It wasn't that bad.
15:27I was in the hospital.
15:28At that time, there was a person.
15:30I'm in trouble because I'm too motherly.
15:34That person is this person.
15:37He is the president of our office.
15:40The office is small.
15:42I said it was a family-like office.
15:44I'm too motherly.
15:47The president made a reservation at the hospital.
15:51When we were broadcasting on YOUTUBE, he came in.
15:54I told him to go.
15:56It's like the oldest version of a middle schooler's mother.
16:01That's because you can't go to the hospital.
16:03That's right.
16:05I get excited when I'm sick.
16:09I don't know why.
16:11I'm surprised.
16:13I'm surprised when people get sick.
16:15Do you feel like you have to help?
16:17I feel like I'm sick.
16:20I don't know why.
16:23I'm sure you're worried about me.
16:25When I cut your golden ball.
16:27Is there such a thing?
16:30Is there such a thing?
16:31What is that?
16:33It's true.
16:34I have a physical condition.
16:36I gained weight recently.
16:39I was told to eat vegetables.
16:41Even if I eat vegetables, it's meaningless if the dressing is strong.
16:45The president made me a dressing.
16:48I received it.
16:50I wash it in a week and get it back.
16:52It's like a sub-script of a dressing.
16:55Is it handmade?
16:56You're a mother.
16:58That's right.
16:59The president of the office is so kind.
17:03I'm too much of a child.
17:05I'm too much of a child.
17:06Please leave me alone.
17:08I want you to recognize me.
17:14I'll give you back this receipt.
17:18This is the only receipt I have.
17:21I may be scolded by the president.
17:24You may be scolded by the president.
17:26I often get scolded by the president.
17:29I get very angry when I get scolded by the president.
17:32It depends on how you write it.
17:34You said it clearly.
17:35I get very angry when I get scolded by the president.
17:38You said it clearly.
17:40You said it clearly.
17:42You said it clearly.
17:43You said it clearly.
17:44You said it clearly.
17:46Excuse me.
17:47This is me.
17:48This is the receipt of the taxi I was scolded by the president.
17:53Why was Oda scolded by the president?
18:00PING ENTERTAINMENT has a strong bond.
18:04Everyone supports each other.
18:06I'm glad that other PING ENTERTAINMENT members are active on TV.
18:10Is that a lie?
18:11That's a lie.
18:13That's not true.
18:14That's a lie.
18:15Is there anyone who lies like this?
18:17The combination of the two is a little below.
18:21PING ENTERTAINMENT?
18:22PING ENTERTAINMENT.
18:23It's a little below.
18:25Hey!
18:28I haven't seen it.
18:30You've seen it.
18:31That's not a bad thing.
18:32I haven't seen it.
18:34When R-1 was restricted, I couldn't appear on TV.
18:40You couldn't appear on TV for more than 15 years.
18:42During that time, I was hosting an event for PING ENTERTAINMENT.
18:48To be honest, there was no audience.
18:51That's right.
18:54I lost everything.
18:56I lost everything.
18:58BIKE, LUCIFER, MONI.
19:00It was about a year and a half ago.
19:02It was when R-1 was still under restriction.
19:04It was when R-1 was lost.
19:06Everyone is an interesting member.
19:07That's right.
19:08Why do you look like you're changing the light bulb?
19:13I happened to change the light bulb.
19:18That's right.
19:19I changed the light bulb.
19:21I think you changed the light bulb at the right time.
19:24You're the only one who changed the light bulb.
19:30Who paid for this?
19:32Of course, I paid for everything.
19:34I paid for everything every time.
19:37I don't spend money because I'm poor.
19:41Did you pay for this?
19:42Yes, I paid for it.
19:43Of course, I can buy it on the train.
19:45I gave the money to my juniors in a taxi.
19:48You're a man.
19:49Among them, there is a member who is not rich.
19:52It's Hiroshi Komorizono.
19:53He's funny.
19:54Right?
19:55Right?
19:56That's right.
19:57I'm glad.
19:59He is 42 years old and has 18 years of experience.
20:02He used to say,
20:04If you have a small tool, I'll give it to you.
20:07There was a time when R-1 was over.
20:10We couldn't leave.
20:11When I saw Komorizono's face, I thought R-1 was the only way to win.
20:17I see.
20:18Iguchi said R-1 was not his dream.
20:22But Komorizono said R-1 was his dream.
20:28I see.
20:29The reason why I have this receipt is that
20:32Komorizono came to Lumine when it was my turn.
20:36I called the police station, but he wasn't there.
20:38I saw Komorizono's receipt when I ate a meal with him.
20:47Komorizono came to return it.
20:49He said he would come back when he met Komorizono again.
20:51He said he would come back when he met Komorizono again.
20:52But Komorizono said he didn't know when Komorizono would come back.
20:55Komorizono was doing his best.
20:57But Komorizono came to the police station when I was receiving the receipt.
21:01I want you to give this receipt to Daigo.
21:07Why?
21:08Why?
21:10You should have said something good.
21:12You should have said something good.
21:14But I don't know.
21:16What do you think, Iguchi?
21:18What do you think about this actor?
21:21I don't want to talk about this.
21:26After that, Iguchi was bitten by Oda's villain.
21:30I don't want to talk about him.
21:33You are so mean.
21:35You are so mean.
21:37Next week.
21:39I really love Kayama.
21:42What is that prediction?
21:43He is still alive.
21:45Myoujin-jo is still alive.
21:47You should kill him as soon as possible.
21:49Please watch the next episode on TVER and Hulu.
21:52Don't forget to subscribe to our channel.
21:56I don't want to talk about this.
21:59Iguchi was bitten by Oda's villain.
22:04I don't want to talk about him.
22:06I think the villain is a man of love.
22:09I don't want to talk about him.
22:15You are so mean.
22:17You are so mean.
22:19You don't know anything.
22:21That's why the villain is a bad guy.
22:23You don't know anything.
22:25You don't know anything.
22:27I don't want to talk about him.
22:31I don't want to talk about him.
22:33I don't want to talk about him.
22:36All of them are bad guys.
22:39They are all good guys.
22:42I don't want to talk about him.
22:45I don't want to talk about him.
22:47You don't know anything.
22:49He is a good guy.
22:51I know what Iguchi said.
22:54He said he brought a good man.
22:58But he is a bad guy.
23:00You don't know anything.
23:02I don't want to talk about him.
23:10I want to talk about Kawamura Miku.
23:14She said she would like to work with someone.
23:18She said she would like to work with someone.
23:23She said she would like to work with someone.
23:25I don't want to talk about him.
23:27You don't know anything.
23:29You don't know anything.
23:31You don't know anything.