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00:00Daigo's Entertainment Award!
00:08The winners of this award are these entertainers.
00:17And the special guest is Mamiya Shotaro.
00:24Are you close with Mamiya?
00:26Surprisingly.
00:27Really?
00:29We used to go to her shows.
00:31And she used to come to our shows regularly.
00:36That's why she's here.
00:37Wow!
00:38She prioritizes other jobs.
00:41Really?
00:42Mamiya, why did you come to our shows?
00:45Are you a fan?
00:47I don't want to say that, but I'm a fan.
00:51Do you often appear on a variety show like this?
00:56I don't usually appear on a variety show like this.
00:59You don't usually appear on a variety show like this.
01:01No.
01:02And Tsuda?
01:03Yes?
01:04What is it?
01:05What is it?
01:06What is it?
01:08I'm going back to Hawaii.
01:10Are you going to come here directly?
01:12You can't come here directly to work in Hawaii.
01:14It says I graduated from a university.
01:17What?
01:18Isn't that too much?
01:20It's a really fun game!
01:23Tonight, we have a special guest, a comedian, and a super popular actor.
01:31He's too intense.
01:35Yoshizumi is 35 years old.
01:38He's lonely and anxious.
01:40Something's wrong with his teeth.
01:42You don't have to be intense.
01:44You should change your life.
01:46If I can do that, I'll do it.
01:49And Shotaro Mamiya is going to give a gift to Daigo.
01:55If this show goes well, everyone will be happy.
02:00I see.
02:01It's not the quality that I expected.
02:07Please choose the first receipt.
02:10Okay.
02:11This one.
02:1382,980 yen.
02:16This is me.
02:18Are you okay with the top?
02:21Don't say that!
02:24How long have you been working?
02:26How long have you been working with me?
02:31Seriously.
02:32It's the first time I've seen you.
02:34The first time?
02:36I've been with you since I was a kid.
02:39That's true.
02:40I'm going today, too.
02:42Recently, SNS has become popular.
02:47That's amazing.
02:49That's amazing, isn't it?
02:51You stepped on it.
02:53There are many people who have been hurt by SNS.
02:56You, too.
02:58That's your SNS.
03:00I'm so cute and funny now.
03:03You're cute.
03:04But many things have happened.
03:08It's a scary world.
03:10This is the receipt of the security software that protects the damage from the computer.
03:16Is there such a thing?
03:17Yes, there is.
03:18Tsuda came to make a fuss on SNS.
03:23It was because of his dangerous experience.
03:27Actually, I sometimes play video games.
03:32But I made a terrible mistake once.
03:35I sent my e-mail address during the broadcast.
03:41At that time, about 2,000 people were watching it.
03:43What's going on in Japan?
03:44Tsuda is playing a game and 2,000 people are watching it.
03:46Wait a minute!
03:47You're fast.
03:49Hurry up!
03:50I can't accept it because there is a difference in the amount of heat.
03:55You're strict.
03:57You're saying what you think.
04:022,000 people are watching it.
04:04I can broadcast from PS4.
04:08But I broadcast from PS4 through my PC.
04:12That way, the image quality is better.
04:14I see.
04:15If you broadcast from PS4, there is a screen with a lock.
04:19There is an e-mail address on it.
04:21If you broadcast through your PC, the e-mail address will be locked.
04:25I didn't know that.
04:27When I went to that screen, the e-mail address was locked.
04:29I saw the e-mail address in the comment.
04:32I put my e-mail address on the screen.
04:36You can take a screenshot of your e-mail address and broadcast it to the world.
04:40I can do it in a second.
04:41At that moment, my e-mail address was locked.
04:44Someone is trying to take your e-mail address.
04:49If I enter my password, my e-mail address will be taken.
04:52What's your e-mail address?
04:53What?
04:54Password.
04:55Wait a minute!
04:56Why did you announce it there?
04:58I didn't know that.
04:59I was confused.
05:02I said, I'm sorry.
05:03I quit the game.
05:05This is not the time to play the game.
05:07It was about 10 o'clock at night.
05:09I was in a hurry to log in.
05:12I was doing my best.
05:14I don't remember which account I registered.
05:18I see.
05:19I don't know which account I registered.
05:23I gave up and went to bed.
05:28I thought I had to get used to it.
05:30I was a child before the test.
05:32When I woke up the next morning, I remembered what happened yesterday.
05:35I thought I received an e-mail.
05:38I checked the e-mail.
05:40There were only two e-mails.
05:42The content of the e-mail was,
05:43Good luck!
05:47I was watched by a very good person.
05:49Does everyone have this?
05:51Does Mamiya have this?
05:52By doing this,
05:55When Tsuda-san does something,
05:57Can't you say,
06:00I can't run away.
06:01Is there such an angle?
06:06There is no way to escape.
06:08It's obvious from this angle.
06:10Mamiya's statement is dangerous.
06:13I don't remember that.
06:15Mr. Daigo, please make a decision.
06:18I don't know.
06:19I don't know.
06:22Why?
06:23You are protecting your reputation.
06:25If you protect your reputation,
06:28If my data is stolen,
06:30I will be in trouble.
06:32Mr. Daigo.
06:38Don't drop your cell phone.
06:43This is a good angle.
06:47This is me.
06:49This is a watch.
06:51A watch?
06:52There was an incident related to a watch.
06:54A wristwatch?
06:55Yes, a wristwatch.
06:58Mamiya Shotaro's wristwatch incident
07:01made Mr. Daigo worried.
07:04I had a vintage Rolex that I cherished.
07:08I still wear it now.
07:10I move my body a little.
07:12I take it off at the scene of the drama.
07:14I gave it to the manager at the scene.
07:16I have a job, so I wear it all.
07:18When I got home,
07:20I found a crack.
07:22What?
07:23Are you okay?
07:26I was wearing it in my daily life.
07:29Did you hit something?
07:31I didn't think about it.
07:34After a while,
07:37I dropped the watch.
07:42You have to investigate.
07:44This is a difficult situation.
07:46I was confused.
07:48I didn't know what to do.
07:50If I couldn't say anything,
07:53I would say,
07:55Did you do something?
07:57Did you want to say something?
07:59It depends on the person.
08:01Some people will say,
08:03What is this?
08:04The manager at the scene said,
08:06Did you get hurt?
08:08It's getting interesting.
08:11I didn't know what to do.
08:13I didn't know what I was holding.
08:15So I said,
08:17I'll pay for it.
08:19I didn't want the manager at the scene
08:21to pay for it.
08:23I asked the manager
08:25about the situation at that time.
08:28Did you have a crack when you received it?
08:31The manager said,
08:33Did you get hurt when you received it?
08:35I don't know because I don't look at what I have.
08:39I asked him how he kept his watch.
08:43He put the watch and accessories
08:45in one bag and kept it.
08:47He had kept it in the same way
08:49until now,
08:51but there was no scratch on the watch.
08:53Finally,
08:55I asked him if he was the manager.
08:57He said,
08:59I don't know because I don't look at what I have.
09:01I don't know if there was a scratch
09:03when I received it,
09:05but I really don't know.
09:07Did you have a crack?
09:09I didn't have a crack.
09:11Don't bring a troublesome watch.
09:15This is my opinion.
09:17I think Mamiya is wrong.
09:19What?
09:21You kept it.
09:23No matter how you get it back,
09:25you shouldn't think
09:27it's the same as what you had.
09:29So you pay for it.
09:31I thought so.
09:33I kept it,
09:35and I thought
09:37I might have a crack
09:39when I received it.
09:41If I pay for it,
09:43the manager
09:45will pay for it.
09:49If this program
09:51pays for it,
09:53everyone will pay for it.
09:55I see.
09:57I see.
09:59Mamiya paid for it,
10:01but the manager didn't like it.
10:03So she paid for it.
10:05Maybe she hurt it.
10:07Only gratitude
10:09will remain.
10:11Is that so?
10:13Why did it happen?
10:17It's not the quality
10:19that can be praised.
10:23It's true.
10:25It's true.
10:27It's justice.
10:29I agree.
10:31Please make your decision.
10:37I agree.
10:45I think she's a bit naive.
10:49But I know her.
10:51I know her.
10:53She's a good girl.
10:55I know her.
10:57I know her.
10:59But why did she pay for it?
11:03That's a good way to pay.
11:05Please choose the next receipt.
11:07It's going to be tough from now on.
11:11That's the worst.
11:15Here it is.
11:17It's the same.
11:19This is
11:21the ground for the teeth
11:23that are being sharpened with the mind.
11:25Yoshizumi is troubled
11:27by the teeth that are being sharpened every day.
11:29The cause was
11:31the trauma in high school.
11:33I was the captain
11:35of the tennis club in high school.
11:37I can't see it.
11:39The captain of the tennis club?
11:41I didn't have a good personality,
11:43so I had a coup d'etat in the second half.
11:45That's rare.
11:49I learned that
11:51personality is very important.
11:53You learned that.
11:55When I had money,
11:57I wanted to buy a person with money.
11:59I heard that you can't buy a person
12:01with money.
12:03But I can.
12:05You can?
12:07As soon as I won in The W,
12:09I called my close friends
12:11and gave them
12:13Bluetooth earphones
12:15worth about 20,000 yen.
12:17That's a lot of money.
12:19I used the money
12:21to make them
12:23like me.
12:25I kept putting pressure on them.
12:27When I gave them a present,
12:29they said,
12:31I want you to visit my grave.
12:33That's scary.
12:35But I thought,
12:37is it okay to leave it as it is?
12:39What do you think of my personality?
12:41I was very anxious.
12:43It was hard for me
12:45to think about hard things.
12:47I was happy
12:49when I was in the hospital.
12:51I didn't have to think about anything.
12:53At that time,
12:55I had a toothache.
12:57I went to the dentist.
12:59While I was sleeping,
13:01the dentist said,
13:03I have a toothache.
13:05At first,
13:07I put ceramics in my teeth.
13:09But the dentist said,
13:11I can't stand
13:13ceramics because of
13:15the way you bite your teeth.
13:17In the future,
13:19I may not be able to do anything.
13:21More than that,
13:23as a solution,
13:25don't push yourself too hard.
13:27It's better to change your life.
13:29If I can do that,
13:31I'll do it.
13:35What do you enjoy the most now?
13:37What do I enjoy?
13:39I don't think
13:41I enjoy anything.
13:43I don't think so.
13:45I went to Yokohama.
13:47I went there.
13:49Who did you go with?
13:51I went there alone.
13:53I went to Yakushima alone.
13:55Was it good?
13:57The guide had a strong habit.
14:01There was a deer.
14:03I wanted to take a picture.
14:05I said, I'll eat it.
14:07I got drunk.
14:09That's a strong habit.
14:11But you can find
14:13something fun.
14:15What do you want to do?
14:19I want to date a celebrity.
14:21That's scary.
14:23That's a scary way to say it.
14:25At first,
14:27when I was with Mamiya
14:29and other cool actors,
14:31the staff said,
14:33Mamiya is a man.
14:35I was like,
14:37don't make fun of me.
14:39But after a while,
14:41the staff said,
14:43I want you to date me.
14:45That's not a one-time thing.
14:51Can I spend a lot of money today?
14:55Please give us your answer.
14:59This receipt is...
15:0120,000 yen.
15:05That's a lot.
15:07150,000 yen.
15:09I did it.
15:13This one.
15:15This is me.
15:17Iguchi.
15:19I went to a massage shop.
15:21It was a normal massage.
15:23It's a little blurred.
15:29It was a normal massage.
15:31I had a lot of stress.
15:33This year,
15:35Iguchi had a lot of stress.
15:37I was so angry.
15:39After this,
15:41Iguchi's self-pity was exploding.
15:43There are a lot of weird people.
15:45Gag people
15:47can't communicate with people.
15:49Some people can.
15:51No.
15:55Can I do a gag?
15:57Why?
15:59That's true.
16:01I don't know.
16:05Iguchi, the M-1 champion,
16:07was so proud of himself.
16:09Even a little thing
16:11can make him angry.
16:13He was so angry.
16:15Our next champion
16:17is Reiwa Roman.
16:19That kind of generation
16:21is coming.
16:23They are from Gakusei Owarai.
16:25Wait a minute.
16:27They are from Gakusei Owarai.
16:29They are from Gakusei Owarai.
16:31They are from Gakusei Owarai.
16:33They are doing a show with young people.
16:35They saw the script.
16:37There is a name of the cast.
16:39There is a name of the cast.
16:41What?
16:43It's so gross.
16:45What is that?
16:47K-O University.
16:49What is that?
16:51It's not a quiz show.
16:53It's a normal variety show.
16:55What will happen?
16:57It's K-O.
16:59It's gross.
17:01I'm fine with it.
17:03I'm fine with it.
17:05They don't care about it.
17:07I participated in many shows
17:09after winning the M-1.
17:11I participated in many shows
17:13after winning the M-1.
17:15They were so eager about
17:17winning the M-1.
17:19They told me
17:21what to do
17:23with the script.
17:25I don't know if it's in the script or not, but I thought it was a good idea to do it, and when the show was over,
17:33suddenly a person from another stage came up to me and said,
17:36I'm from SNS!
17:38So I was like, if you don't have this show, you don't have any other shows.
17:41It's like a hole in the wall.
17:44It's a different stage. We're different.
17:47It's a casual visit.
17:48That's right.
17:49It's a different story.
17:51Oda was like, yes, yes, cut it out.
17:55If there was a cast for the opening of the shoot,
17:59everyone would introduce themselves, except for me.
18:05Mr. Oda, as a pin entertainer,
18:08I entered the R-1 Grand Prix this year and made it to the semi-finals.
18:13That's amazing.
18:14I didn't leave a single tissue in the dressing room.
18:17There was a toilet paper in the dressing room.
18:20It was like biting your nose.
18:22It was like the poorest person would do it.
18:25There are a lot of weird people who are pin entertainers.
18:30Gag people can't communicate with people.
18:35It's weird.
18:36There are people who can communicate with people.
18:37No, there aren't.
18:38Because in the opening...
18:39There are.
18:40It's not like they're saying, yes.
18:42It's not like they're saying, yes.
18:44Can I do a gag?
18:45Why?
18:47It's a skill.
18:48It's a skill.
18:49There are people like that.
18:50There are a lot of people who do impressions.
18:52There are people who do impressions in the dressing room.
18:55There isn't a single person who does a gag in the dressing room.
18:58If you say, look at this new story,
19:00if you don't say it's similar, there's a lot of bad luck.
19:03It's useful to make a story,
19:05but it's more stressful than that.
19:07I'm tired of all sorts of things.
19:09Please.
19:10I had a bad feeling in the R-1 room.
19:14This receipt is a return.
19:19Yoshizumi, do you think there are a lot of people who have changed?
19:22There are a lot of people who have changed,
19:24but it's weird that they're in the R-1 room to say bad things about pin entertainers.
19:28To say bad things about pin entertainers?
19:31It's not like that.
19:32There were a lot of weird people who happened to do their best.
19:35That's why when you're just putting a tissue down,
19:36you have to close it.
19:41Here.
19:43Who is it?
19:44It's me.
19:45I'm the Shinkansen guy who swore an oath.
19:48What's that?
19:49An oath?
19:50Sounds like a good story.
19:51A lot of entertainers say it's like a shrine.
19:55If you put up with it for a year, you'll get a job.
19:59Yes, yes.
20:00I said that.
20:02After this, Goto made a decisive rebuttal to Daigo.
20:06Why did you make such a request?
20:09Because I'm doing my best.
20:13Next Week
20:14I'll pay you next time I come.
20:16And then I'll go home.
20:17Isn't that good?
20:19If I'm a day late, I'll cheer up.
20:23It's a really fun game!
20:24I can do it!
20:25If you want to see the episode again, go to Fever.
20:28Don't forget to subscribe to Fever!
20:32I see.
20:33The movie version of the last key to the devil's game will be released on October 25th.
20:37Please watch the final battle at the theater.
20:40Please enjoy the Friday Roadshow special drama, which will be broadcast on the day of release.
20:47Goto, the four-fighter, has lost his job due to the laughter boom of the 7th generation.
20:53What is his strategy to break the current situation?
20:57I went to my grandparents' house in Iwate.
21:01When I heard that I was going home, I said to my grandmother,
21:05It's time to go home.
21:07She said, Why?
21:08I said, I have a job tomorrow.
21:11She said, It's rare.
21:15But I guess I just think so.
21:19Because you were on the show every day.
21:21At that time, I was on the 18th floor of Sangenjaya Tower Man.
21:25Now I'm on the 4th floor of Itabashi.
21:28The view from the 4th floor of Itabashi may be more beautiful.
21:33No, no, no.
21:35It's not like that at first glance.
21:38I was wondering if there was anything there.
21:42I went to a shrine where many entertainers go.
21:46If I put up with it for a year, I could get a job.
21:51I went there and bought some alcohol.
21:57You bought a lot of alcohol.
21:59It's meaningless unless it's something I really like.
22:03It's been about half a year since I quit drinking.
22:07It's hard to live without drinking.
22:10When I drink, it's God's standard.
22:13When I'm cooking, I drink mirin.
22:18Cooking wine?
22:20Cooking wine.
22:21That's all right.
22:23But it's up to God.
22:26Is God so small?
22:28I get chocolate as a gift.
22:32But there's whiskey in it.
22:35There is.
22:36Is this okay?
22:38God doesn't look at you like that.
22:42He's looking at me now.
22:44Why do you ask God for that?
22:47I'm doing my best, too.
22:51I don't know much about God.
22:54I think it's okay to drink a little mirin.
22:58I think it's okay.
22:59But you should quit drinking for a year.
23:05You can do it, right?
23:06I'll do my best.
23:08I'll give it back to you.
23:10That's great.
23:13You should quit something more fun.
23:15You'll get more jobs.
23:17Something fun?
23:18If you quit drinking, you'll be done with it.
23:22You should quit something more fun.
23:25You'll be done with it.
23:27You're right.
23:29That's what he said.