開演まで30秒!THEパニックGP 2024年10月7日 お題発表30秒で即興コント!!Matt参戦&フジモン衝撃告白
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00:01Monday night, Daigo is doing his thing.
00:05I'll announce it now.
00:06The title of the short skit that the red team will be doing is...
00:12The first one to use it, 30 seconds.
00:16What should we do?
00:17Let's go to the cameraman and the kid.
00:19There's a kid, right?
00:20Daigo came up with a short skit and the time limit is 30 seconds.
00:25The conversation is smooth.
00:26Let's go to the kid.
00:27This way.
00:29What?
00:32So, when the conversation is over,
00:34he says he didn't go shopping.
00:38What did you do, Yoka-san?
00:39Should I go for it?
00:40What about the button?
00:41That's fine.
00:42I'll do it at the end.
00:45Let's go.
00:46Let's go.
00:47Go for it.
00:48The first one to use it.
00:52Wow.
00:53It's already started.
00:54Oh, it's the cameraman.
00:59It's the kid.
01:00Aibiki minchi.
01:01Aibiki cut?
01:02Onion, egg.
01:03I got it, mom.
01:04Mom, today...
01:05Hamburger?
01:07I'm happy.
01:09I'll go buy it.
01:11I'll be back.
01:13It's the kid.
01:20Don't look at me.
01:22Don't look at me.
01:24Don't look at me.
01:26Don't look at me.
01:27I'm sorry.
01:28Don't look at me.
01:29You can't use it if you look at me.
01:31Sorry to keep you waiting.
01:32I bought it.
01:33It's the kid.
01:34Wow.
01:36Wow.
01:39Amazing.
01:40Good.
01:42I did it.
01:43I did it.
01:44I did it.
01:45Wow.
01:47I think I did it.
01:49I think I did it.
01:50I think I did it.
01:51When you look at the camera with that music,
01:54it's like you're falling.
01:55Wow.
01:56I was so caught up in the moment that I cried for the first time in my life.
02:02You cried for the first time in your life?
02:05Yes!
02:07I won!
02:10I won, I won.
02:11That was the first one, right?
02:12It's going to be really scary from here on.
02:14It's scary, right?
02:15I was so scared.
02:17Iwakura, you can do this.
02:19I'm sorry.
02:20I was a little scared.
02:22You can only do this in anime.
02:25What do you want to apologize for that you couldn't say until now?
02:29When Miyasako was on the last TV appearance...
02:36Finish him! Finish him!
02:40The Panic Grand Prix!
02:44Let's get started.
02:45This is the Blue Team's challenge.
02:47Sayaka and Kaeru-tei have been together since Osaka.
02:52They're all in the same group.
02:55They're all in the same group?
02:56Yes, they're all in the same group.
02:58The brain of the KOC champion and Kaeru-tei are both King of Conte finalists.
03:03Let's do this!
03:05Who's Sayaka?
03:06You're Sayaka.
03:07Let's do this!
03:08It's the same for the Blue Team.
03:10If the Blue Team gets a home run, it's going to be different.
03:12The Red Team has done their best.
03:14They've done their best.
03:15The Blue Team's challenge is...
03:19Gymnastics.
03:21Ogi.
03:22Pyramid.
03:23Italy.
03:2430 seconds until the start.
03:26Ogi.
03:27Pyramid.
03:28Pyramid.
03:30Italy.
03:31Pizza.
03:32Pizza.
03:33What else?
03:34Um...
03:35Italy.
03:36Italy.
03:37This is difficult.
03:39How is it?
03:40It's standard.
03:41It's not like, one more.
03:43Right now, France is still...
03:45Because of the Olympics.
03:47It's like standing on a rock.
03:50It's amazing.
03:51All at once.
03:52Let's do it.
03:53Let's do it.
03:56Do you have to say P?
03:58Gymnastics.
03:59Ogi.
04:00Pyramid.
04:01Italy.
04:05P.
04:07P.
04:09P.
04:10Ogi.
04:12Ogi.
04:13P.
04:14P.
04:15Go back.
04:16P.
04:17P.
04:18Pyramid.
04:21P.
04:24P.
04:26P.
04:36P.
04:39P.
04:41Italy.
04:42P.
04:48P.
05:00Pancetta.
05:12P.
05:19P.
05:26P.
05:35P.
05:42I made a mistake.
05:43Go.
05:44Okay.
05:45Don't put the camera in.
05:47Don't put the camera in.
05:50Don't shoot!
05:52It's cute, so the moment I arrest him.
05:55I'll do it.
05:56Then you do it.
05:58Please take it off.
05:59I'll follow you.
06:00It's easy.
06:01No, no.
06:02It's falling.
06:03It's covered with blood.
06:04Yes.
06:05Oh yeah, I think I remember it.
06:08The moment Peko-chan first spat out her tongue.
06:15Seems like you've given up.
06:17I'll read out the charges.
06:21First, damage to property.
06:24A series of robberies at a jewelry store in Ginza.
06:29A building explosion.
06:32A $300 million land fraud.
06:35Take out all the water from the pond.
06:41A bomb robbery in Shibuya.
06:44A bomb robbery in Shibuya?
06:46A bomb robbery in Shibuya?
06:48A bomb robbery in Shibuya?
06:50A bomb robber?
06:52With the above charges,
06:54you are under arrest for 5 minutes and 6 seconds.
06:57Peko-chan.
07:02That was it.
07:04Peko-chan.
07:08I think you did a good job.
07:10Really?
07:11You did a good job.
07:12But the charges were all good.
07:14Yamamoto.
07:16Shibuya?
07:17What about Shibuya?
07:18A bomb robbery in Shibuya?
07:20A bomb robbery in Shibuya?
07:22You stole a bomb, didn't you?
07:23I wanted to use it in the future, so I stole a bomb in Shibuya.
07:26Maybe he's a good guy.
07:29Yamamoto, what did you think?
07:31I was shocked by his tongue.
07:33His tongue was short.
07:35He has a very good face.
07:37Let's start the blue team's challenge.
07:39The blue team's challenge is...
07:45What are you thinking?
07:46Today is the day of the wedding.
07:4830 seconds until the end.
07:50Do you want to go to Uwakura?
07:51Uwakura?
07:53What are you doing?
07:55What are you doing?
07:59I can only think of that.
08:01What are you doing?
08:04What are you doing?
08:05Today is the day of the wedding.
08:06What are you doing?
08:07What kind of ending is that?
08:09What are you doing?
08:12We can break up together.
08:13We can get along well.
08:15We can do something with a good atmosphere.
08:17What are you doing?
08:18I'm in a good mood.
08:19What are you doing?
08:20Me?
08:21The two of us?
08:22What are you thinking?
08:24Today is the day of the wedding.
08:26He is still complaining.
08:28I didn't make it in time.
08:31Let's go to bed.
08:33That's right.
08:34Let's go to bed.
08:36Let's go to bed.
08:37He is cute.
08:44Let's go to bed.
08:46Why are you sitting down?
08:48Wait a minute.
08:49Nori-kun.
08:50What are you doing?
08:53What is this?
08:54What is this?
08:57Nori-kun, let's go to bed.
08:59What is this?
09:04Wait a minute.
09:05Nori-kun.
09:06What are you doing?
09:07Today is the day of the wedding.
09:13Is this all?
09:15Is this all?
09:17Is this all?
09:20I didn't understand anything.
09:22I'm sorry.
09:23I'm sorry.
09:24I'm sorry.
09:25It's okay.
09:26It's not a beautiful story.
09:29It's interesting.
09:31I was surprised.
09:33I told him.
09:35I told him that he was cooking meat.
09:42I don't understand that.
09:46He was cooking meat.
09:47What are you doing?
09:51He told me to show my legs.
09:54I didn't understand.
09:56I put sweat on my head.
09:58I felt the softness of my hip joints.
10:00The red team will challenge.
10:03Next, we will play a game with the guest Matt.
10:08The red team and Matt will challenge.
10:13The title of this game is...
10:16The players brought a gift for their birthday.
10:2130 seconds until the game starts.
10:25I'm looking forward to the game.
10:27Who will come?
10:29What will they bring?
10:31Matt will be the last one.
10:33The players will bring gifts.
10:35The last one will come out.
10:37Let's do it like this.
10:39We can do it like this.
10:42Is Matt's birthday?
10:44Is Matt a player?
10:46I'm looking forward to it.
10:48Will Matt be the last one?
10:50That's right.
10:54The players brought a gift for their birthday.
11:03It's my birthday today.
11:05My mom and dad don't play with me at all.
11:08I'm lonely.
11:13Hello.
11:15I'm Koji.
11:17Who are you?
11:18I'm a handkerchief prince.
11:19A handkerchief prince?
11:21Are you Yuki Saito?
11:23You've changed a lot.
11:24I'll give you this.
11:26It's the title of a prince.
11:29So I'm just a handkerchief.
11:32You should keep it.
11:34I'll just be a handkerchief.
11:35Goodbye, prince.
11:36Handkerchief!
11:38I got a handkerchief.
11:40I'm so happy. It's almost my birthday.
11:42Knock, knock.
11:44Who is it?
11:46It's Fujimoto.
11:48Fujimoto?
11:49Fujimoto, a former baseball player?
11:51I heard you like baseball.
11:52I love baseball.
11:53I brought it.
11:54What is it?
11:55It's an investment in a farm.
11:59You slipped.
12:01Fujimoto, I don't like this.
12:04This is it.
12:06What is it?
12:07It's 100,000 yen.
12:09You gave me 100,000 yen.
12:11You're happy, right?
12:12I don't like children, but I'm happy.
12:14Goodbye.
12:23Who are you?
12:24I'm Masumi Kuwata.
12:25Masumi Kuwata, a former baseball player?
12:29Are you going to give me something?
12:30I brought you a present.
12:31I'm so happy.
12:33This is the foundation I use.
12:34It has nothing to do with baseball.
12:39This is the last one.
12:45It's funny that Masumi Kuwata brought a foundation.
12:48I'm so nervous.
12:51I don't know if Masumi Kuwata will appear on the show or not.
12:55He brought a foundation, so I decided to go with Masumi Kuwata.
12:59If Masumi Kuwata wears a foundation, Masumi Kuwata is better.
13:01That's right.
13:02It's interesting.
13:03Let's start the Blue Team Challenge.
13:06Blue Team.
13:08The title of the short content that the three of us will challenge is...
13:10Three people.
13:12This is a police station.
13:14How can we kill time today?
13:19I'm bored.
13:28This is a police station.
13:31How can we kill time today?
13:38I'm bored today, too.
13:43I caught him.
13:45He was walking with a woman last night.
13:56Are you kidding me?
13:58That's not fair.
13:59What are you going to do?
14:00I thought he was looking at me.
14:02He was walking with a cute woman.
14:04Are you kidding me?
14:05That's not true.
14:07He was walking with a cute woman last night.
14:09He was walking with a cute woman last night.
14:11I'm sure he's a criminal.
14:13Are you kidding me?
14:14Wait a minute. I'm not invited.
14:17I'm not invited.
14:20I'm not inviting you.
14:22Raise your hands.
14:25Come here.
14:28You guys.
14:29Invite me.
14:31You two are always invited.
14:33You two are always invited.
14:35Can I do that?
14:37What?
14:38I'm invited to a date with another man next time.
14:46Grandpa.
14:49Please invite me.
14:51I'll take you there.
14:52Thank you. I'm glad.
14:55Let's go together next time.
14:59Come here.
15:01Close the door.
15:03Don't close the door.
15:11It was very interesting.
15:15It was fun, wasn't it?
15:17It was fun to hear the ending song.
15:20It was fun.
15:22I wanted to live in that town.
15:25At the end, everyone's eyes were spinning.
15:30What are you going to do?
15:32Let's start.
15:34It's a challenge for the red team.
15:36It's a strange song.
15:38Stop it.
15:40Next, you will dance to the song.
15:45The title of the song that the five members of the red team will dance to is...
15:51Mr. I want to apologize for not being able to say it until now.
15:5530 seconds until the end.
15:57At the same time as the curtain opens, Mr. I want to apologize for not being able to say it until now.
16:01Please shake your hips and dance.
16:03Please come to the center of the stage and sing.
16:06Let's dance.
16:10Mr. I want to apologize for not being able to say it until now.
16:17It's you.
16:20It's you.
16:26I refuse the offer of Widener show.
16:33It's okay.
16:35That's because you're free.
16:40Actually, I was the only one who received the offer of this show last night.
16:46I really wanted to go to the sea, so I refused it once.
16:52But I came.
16:54I'm sorry.
17:07Actually, I eat vegetables.
17:10I'm disappointed.
17:12I'm disappointed.
17:14I'm disappointed.
17:23Most of the sweets I got from Ms. Karina Maruyama are for my manager.
17:29I'll bring it to the dressing room.
17:32The last one is Mr. I.
17:35I'm disappointed.
17:40When Mr. Miyasako appeared on TV for the last time...
17:48Let's end it.
17:52I'm Kiriyama Akito.
17:54Grand Hawk Bay will be on TV from November 11th to 22nd at the Tokyo International Forum Hall C.
18:01Yuichi Fukuda will be in charge of the production.
18:03Please come.
18:06Panic! Grand Prix will be broadcast on TVer and Hulu.
18:09Please subscribe to the channel.
18:13The last one is Mr. I.
18:20When Mr. Miyasako appeared on TV for the last time...
18:26I cried a lot.
18:32I cried a lot.
18:34Let's end it.
18:37Mr. Miyasako is the most surprised.
18:39I'm disappointed.
18:42I won't mention Andy.
18:45Please mention him.
18:47News is difficult.
18:51And the problem is...
18:53I didn't mean to say it.
18:55I didn't mean to say it.
19:00Everyone was impressed.
19:03I can only say Fujimon.
19:05I forgot to say it on TV.
19:07I cried a lot.
19:10You cried a lot, didn't you?
19:14I cried a lot.
19:18I told myself to cry.
19:21I told myself to cry.
19:23I told myself to cry.
19:25I don't want to say this.
19:27You said it yourself.
19:30But I said it.
19:32Next week, the secret of my boyfriend will be broadcast on TV for the first time.
19:36When I LINE with my boyfriend...
19:42In addition, West Kiriyama also participates in the contest.