くりぃむナンタラ 2024年10月9日 「1人-1グランプリ」 真空ジェシカ川北がまさかのネタで爆笑！
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00:00One-on-one Grand Prix!
00:09In this day and age,
00:11we're doing it as a duo,
00:14but there are a lot of times
00:16when you suddenly lose your partner.
00:19Like when you have a fever.
00:21Well, there are times when you're not feeling well.
00:23Like when you get sick.
00:24There are times when you get sick.
00:26And there are times when you're not feeling well.
00:28There are.
00:29There are.
00:30There was something recently.
00:31There are a lot of times.
00:32There are.
00:33There are a lot of times when we lost our partner.
00:35Suddenly, when I'm alone with this amount of people,
00:37I feel like I'm alone.
00:38There are a lot of circumstances.
00:39If you think about it like that,
00:41Cookie rarely sees anyone but himself.
00:43This is...
00:45Well, it's hard to say.
00:47Roughly speaking, we're not even close.
00:49Mr. Shirei, what are you doing?
00:50Roughly speaking, we're not even close.
00:52He just can't handle the TV.
00:54He's a human being.
00:55He's a human being.
00:5715 minutes before his appearance, he was suddenly told that his partner couldn't make it, and he had to do the show by himself.
01:05What kind of things does an entertainer do?
01:08One-on-one battle!
01:10I'm going to do it by myself.
01:14By yourself?
01:15I'm going to do it by myself.
01:19Are you sure?
01:20A passionate battle for the pride of an entertainer who desperately tries to set the stage on fire.
01:26I can't do it.
01:28And...
01:29I did my best.
01:30Who said that?
01:32He's out of his mind on stage.
01:34I don't know.
01:37It's a time when you don't know what's going on.
01:41It's cream.
01:43This time, I'm going to do a live broadcast on Secret7.
01:50Of course, I'm lying.
01:52I'm going to do a live broadcast.
01:57I don't think I'll be on the show.
01:59I don't know what I'm going to do on the show.
02:03It's hard to give a story.
02:05Please appear in a variety show by yourself.
02:10I don't know if I'm going to give a story.
02:12I don't know if I'm going to give a story.
02:13Maybe I'll just explain the situation.
02:16No, no, no.
02:18I don't want to be a manager.
02:20I'll tell you where we'll be watching.
02:24There's a judge's seat over there.
02:29In front of me?
02:31I'll be judging there.
02:33You're like a judge.
02:36You're a good judge.
02:39Now, let's start the one-on-one Grand Prix.
02:43This is the first one-on-one Grand Prix participant.
02:49This time, it's Ueda from Oda Ueda.
02:54Mr. Oda, please be the judge.
02:56Yes, please.
02:57He's got a lot of motivation to give a story.
03:00That's right.
03:01I only have this at home.
03:03Do you have that at home?
03:04I'm sorry.
03:05That's great.
03:07The first challenger is Ueda from Oda Ueda, who won the first place in the women's comedian No.1 competition, The W, in 2021.
03:16Now, I'd like you to tell me that you can't meet him in a hurry.
03:22He's got a great reaction.
03:25He looks so unhappy that he's already been told.
03:31Let's have him tell us.
03:36No, no, no, no.
03:38Mr. Oda, I think you got the wrong studio.
03:42It's over there.
03:48Kinuta Studio?
03:50It takes about 40 minutes to get there.
03:54I don't think I can make it in time.
03:56That's why I'm here.
03:58I'm in a hurry, but I'd like you to come out and do it alone.
04:05Alone?
04:07I don't know what to do.
04:09How long will it take?
04:13About four minutes.
04:14One minute?
04:15No, four minutes.
04:16Four minutes?
04:17I'd like to do it if I can.
04:18Four minutes?
04:19Yes.
04:21Is it okay?
04:22I don't have a story for four minutes.
04:24It's like a story.
04:26How long will it take?
04:31I've been waiting for about 20 seconds.
04:3620 seconds?
04:38But you have to do it for four minutes.
04:42I'll do it like that.
04:44Okay.
04:48He's trying to run away in 20 seconds.
04:52I'll call him back right away.
04:55I'll tell him to wait.
04:57You're tough.
05:00I'll give you a microphone.
05:01I'll be there in about three minutes.
05:03Okay.
05:04I'll get the pad ready.
05:08Please treat WEDA as a neck.
05:13I'm sorry for all the work.
05:15Please keep it balanced.
05:22After giving him three minutes, WEDA is led to the stage.
05:27I got it.
05:29I'll do it.
05:33In order to make WEDA believe that this is a live broadcast,
05:36the pranksters are talking and connecting time.
05:42WEDA, who doesn't know anything, goes to the back of the stage.
05:45Can I stop here?
05:48It's like a start.
05:52I feel like I'm going to jump out.
05:55What kind of story will WEDA show in this tense situation?
06:00Thank you for waiting.
06:02Next is this duo.
06:13I'm Oda WEDA.
06:15Excuse me.
06:27I'm sorry, everyone.
06:29I said I'm Oda WEDA.
06:32Actually, I'm not Oda WEDA.
06:37All the recording of this program is a lie.
06:40This is their trap.
06:44Everyone, believe me.
06:47Calm down and listen to me.
06:49This is all a lie.
06:50This recording is also a lie.
06:52Actually, Oda was supposed to come to this recording,
06:56but Oda was caught by them and turned into a transparent pee.
07:08They don't seem to know what kind of person they are.
07:12Why are you still here?
07:14Don't you want to live?
07:16Hurry up.
07:18It's all a lie. Believe me.
07:21TV Asahi is also a lie.
07:23There is no NITTERE.
07:26There is no entertainer of Yoshimoto Kogyo.
07:29Yoshimoto Kogyo pretends to have a lot of theaters,
07:34but there is no Yoshimoto Kogyo.
07:36The place where Lumineza Yoshimoto is,
07:38and the place where NGK is,
07:40are all built by Shimamura.
07:46You still want to believe?
07:47What are you doing?
07:48Sit down.
07:51What are you enjoying looking at me?
07:54I'll prove it to you at the end.
07:56There is no Yoshimoto Kogyo in our body.
07:59There is a mark of Yoshimoto Kogyo.
08:02This is all the truth.
08:05Adios.
08:06Thank you very much.
08:11Thank you very much.
08:14Ueda, who finished the live broadcast and the news,
08:17is telling a story here.
08:20Please judge.
08:27Judges, please give us the score.
08:31The worst.
08:3580, 76, 98.
08:41Judge Ueda, 80 points.
08:44I don't know what kind of story I was going to do today,
08:52but I decided to do it alone.
08:56I didn't break the world view.
09:01It's a Terminator-like world view.
09:04I didn't break the world view that I had to cheer up everyone.
09:08I've been doing it for a long time.
09:10I think it's great.
09:12I was sweating so much that I wondered if I was going to do my best.
09:17I think I'm being chased.
09:19I think I did my best.
09:22I see.
09:24I feel like I'm going to throw up.
09:29I got 80 points, so I didn't get 20 points.
09:32I don't care how many points I get.
09:35I don't care.
09:38Cookie, 76 points.
09:41The world view was very good,
09:44but I got caught in the transparent pot.
09:48It was a little vulgar.
09:50I got 24 points deducted.
09:53I'm sorry.
09:55UEDA, how do you feel?
09:57I don't have anything.
09:59I borrowed makeup from a makeup artist.
10:05ODA, 98 points.
10:09I did my best.
10:11Who said that?
10:1498 points is a high score.
10:17I knew UEDA had a character like Sarakona.
10:22I was impressed that he brushed up so much.
10:26Brush up?
10:27Don't interrupt me!
10:30I made a joke that this program was a lie.
10:33But this program is really a lie.
10:35I thought it would be like this if it was a lie.
10:39I was surprised.
10:41I heard that if you win first place, you will get a variety of programs.
10:46I don't have any.
10:51I was looking forward to it.
10:55UEDA, 254 points.
10:59Who is the next challenger?
11:02This is the next challenger.
11:06KIKUJESHIKA KAWAKITA
11:10GAKU will also participate as a judge.
11:15Mr. Kawakita has the image of making a lot of jokes.
11:23What do you think will happen?
11:26I have a lot of jokes.
11:29I have a pin joke, but I only have a flip joke.
11:35I don't know what to do.
11:39Jessica is the finalist of the M-1 Grand Prix for the third consecutive year.
11:43She is good at unique jokes.
11:48She can't meet her partner in a hurry.
11:58I'm sorry.
12:01I got a call from GAKU.
12:04GAKU was caught in an accident in a taxi on the move.
12:09GAKU was injured, but he couldn't make it in time for DAT processing.
12:17He can't make it in time for DAT processing.
12:22Can you go out alone?
12:25Can I?
12:26I don't think you can make it in time.
12:30It's an emergency.
12:32Thank you very much.
12:34Can I?
12:35I'm sorry.
12:37Thank you very much.
12:40It's easy.
12:42He wants to go out alone.
12:45You don't need it.
12:47I don't think it's such a plan.
12:50If I win, I'll go out alone.
12:57He wants to go out alone.
13:02It's an emergency.
13:04It's the worst.
13:06Can I have a piece of duct tape?
13:09Yes, please.
13:11Brown is better.
13:13He said he wanted to go out alone.
13:16If he wins, he will go out alone.
13:20He started to move.
13:23He is trying to use various small tools.
13:26I think he usually carries small tools.
13:29He was carrying a pouch.
13:33Jessica has a lot of time.
13:37What will she show us?
13:41Next is this duo.
13:49Hello.
13:55Hello, I'm Creepy Nuts.
14:01I'm sorry.
14:03I usually work with a Korean student named Park.
14:09Park said he didn't want to appear in a TV show.
14:13He said it was weird.
14:15I'm going to do it alone.
14:19I'll do it for two people.
14:33It's summer.
14:35Summer is a haunted house.
14:42That's right.
14:45Summer is a haunted house.
14:49Summer is a haunted house.
14:52Recently, haunted houses have a good atmosphere from the reception.
14:56Come in.
14:59This is a haunted house.
15:03I'm sorry.
15:06Welcome.
15:08I'm the second kid at the reception.
15:14The second kid is just a kid.
15:20The second kid is just a kid.
15:24This is a very old haunted house.
15:31Only the male ghosts are active.
15:41The sense of value is old.
15:46I'm asking if you have a weak heart.
15:50I'm fine.
15:52I'm fine.
15:55I'm glad to hear that.
15:57I'll give you a hard punch.
15:59If you don't like it, don't do it.
16:01Physically?
16:04Physically?
16:06I don't like it.
16:08I don't like it.
16:14If you don't like it, you can do it without it.
16:18If you don't like it, you can do it without it.
16:22If you don't like it, I'll give you a hard punch.
16:27If you don't like it, I'll give you a hard punch.
16:31It's the same as DRAW4.
16:34It's the same as DRAW4.
16:36I'll give you a hard punch.
16:41I'll open the door.
16:43I'm sorry.
16:46Let's move on.
16:53Someone is crying.
16:55I'm sorry.
16:57Are you okay?
16:59Brother.
17:01Can you see me?
17:03I can see you.
17:05I can see you.
17:07Brother.
17:09Can you see me?
17:12Can you see me?
17:17Can you see me?
17:21It's like a whitening test.
17:29Shut up!
17:35I'm sorry.
17:37I'm sorry.
17:39I was too serious.
17:41I'm sorry.
17:43I was too serious.
17:55Thank you very much.
17:57I'm sorry.
17:59Hoshisa was serious about winning.
18:01He was serious about winning.
18:03He was serious about winning.
18:05Please judge.
18:09I see.
18:14I see.
18:16Mr. Kawakita, please judge.
18:18Mr. Kawakita, please judge.
18:20I see.
18:22I see.
18:24I see.
18:26Please give me the score.
18:3075, 90, 10.
18:3275, 90, 10.
18:3410?
18:36Mr. Ueda, the director of the production team, gave you a score of 75?
18:40I'm sorry.
18:42I'm sorry.
18:44I'm sorry.
18:46I'm sorry.
18:48I'm sorry.
18:50I'm sorry.
18:52I'm sorry.
18:54I'm sorry.
18:56I'm sorry.
18:58I'm sorry.
19:00I'm sorry.
19:02I'm sorry.
19:04I'm sorry.
19:26You won without foul games.
19:28You won without foul games.
19:30I thought he was going to do the same thing as he did in the original story.
19:34But Paku, my partner...
19:36Paku?
19:37I don't know.
19:38Gaku, right?
19:39Yes, Gaku.
19:40He really looked like two people.
19:42He looked like two people.
19:43Did you see that?
19:44Yes, Paku was two people in the middle.
19:47But, you know,
19:49from 1 to 2, and then back to 1,
19:52and then back to another 1.
19:53He was so good at acting.
19:55I want him to act in a play.
19:57I can't watch it.
19:59I'll introduce you to Naomi Fujiyama.
20:02It was great.
20:03And the judges, Gaku,
20:06you got 10 points?
20:08After this, the fight between Shinku and Jessica will resume.
20:11It's not like that!
20:13Hey!
20:15Hey, Tako!
20:16Hey, Taketani!
20:17Hey, Tako!
20:19Next week, we'll have a pro-wrestling quiz with popular female pro-wrestlers.
20:23Next week, we'll have a pro-wrestling quiz with popular female pro-wrestlers.
20:26And the judges, Gaku,
20:29you got 10 points?
20:31He wasn't trying to make fun of me
20:34when I was talking to him alone.
20:37That's not true.
20:38Did he look like that?
20:40He was like, this is how he usually looks to me.
20:44He wasn't like that.
20:46I think he was better than Gaku.
20:48No, he wasn't!
20:50He was more serious.
20:53He was trying to make fun of me.
20:55No, he wasn't!
20:57Hey!
20:59So, you two were doing the manzai together?
21:01Yes, we were doing the manzai together.
21:04He was trying to make fun of you.
21:05No, I wasn't.
21:07You were doing the manzai together, but you were doing the manzai together?
21:10No, I wasn't.
21:13I was supposed to get 0 points,
21:15but I got 10 points because I was trying to make fun of him.
21:18You were trying to make fun of him.
21:22So, Mr. Kawakita, how many points did you get?
21:25Well, if you look at how faithful he is,
21:31it's like an art exhibition.
21:33It's true that after a while,
21:36Shinkuu Jessica is like this.
21:39No, it's not like that.
21:41It's not like that.
21:45Shinkuu Jessica Kawakita.
21:47His partner's rating is low, with a total of 177 points.
21:51He was supposed to announce the results after this.
21:56In this case, what is a judge?
21:59It's none of your business.
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22:14It's none of your business.
22:17It's none of your business.
22:23The winner is...
22:25Mr. Kawakita!
22:30Mr. Kawakita.
22:32He was supposed to announce the results after this.
22:35In this case, what is a judge?
22:38It's none of your business.
22:40It's none of your business.
22:42It's none of your business.
22:44I'm sorry for the last one.
22:50Did you lose weight and become beautiful?
22:52Your bed is dirty!
22:58I've received a letter at midnight.
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