よしもと新喜劇NEXT～小籔千豊には怒られたくない～ 2024年10月7日 「【エグい】街角調査で小籔ズタボロ!-」（＃204）
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00:00新劇ネクスト高感度予想旅
00:06白熱のバトルを繰り広げる8人の格付け企画番外編
00:12街角の女性が選ぶ付き合いたくない男性を調査
00:17その数70人、選択一切なしのガチコメント続出
00:22たぶんおばあちゃんになっても見た目はタイプじゃない
00:25タイプやねん
00:26女好きやし、遊んでる顔してる
00:29当たってる!すごいなこの子
00:335人はなし
00:36この辺全部ありがとうって
00:39そして今夜、選ばれたら不名誉付き合いたくない人
00:43トップ3を発表
00:45グインやってなんですか?
00:47200度崩壊する?
00:48皆さんが笑顔になってるからすごく僕は嬉しいです
00:51皆さんいつもお手伝いいただいてありがとうございます
00:55男前は?
01:00シバオ
01:01でもさっきのやつで言うと俺ら知られてへん上やもんな
01:04でもないと思う、2人は
01:06タカノで選ぶとしても
01:08いやもう前に男前と付き合ってて浮気されたから
01:11次は男前、嫌やとかいうトリッキーなやつ以外は
01:14それはもうこの辺は多分
01:16自分に自信持ちすぎなんですよ
01:18男前も
01:19突っ込みの男前は何みたいな
01:21自分で想い込んでるのよ
01:23I'm not that great.
01:25No, no, no.
01:27I'm in the same line as Seto, but I'm totally different.
01:31Seto was called a wanker.
01:33I've never seen him being called a wanker.
01:35No, but women have a sense of cleanliness.
01:38You don't. You're dirty.
01:40You have a sense of cleanliness.
01:42I was surprised that I wasn't called a wanker.
01:44Not at all.
01:46I wasn't called a wanker.
01:48You're not going to lose.
01:50You're definitely not going to lose to YF.
01:52Who doesn't want to go out with one of the eight women in the neighborhood?
01:58Here are the top three reasons.
02:02First of all...
02:05Koyabu.
02:06Koyabu.
02:07What?
02:08What?
02:09That's scary.
02:10You're kidding, right?
02:12I'm not good at this.
02:14I'm really not good at this.
02:15You're not good at this.
02:18I'm not good at saying harsh things.
02:23I'm really not good at this.
02:25There are many reasons.
02:26It's scary.
02:27It's scary.
02:28I see.
02:29That's interesting.
02:30Koyabu.
02:31Koyabu.
02:32I'm going to lose if I get into a fight.
02:35You're going to lose?
02:36You have the same opinion as all the other women.
02:38I have no idea what love is.
02:39What?
02:41I'm going to get hot.
02:43What?
02:45What?
02:46I don't know.
02:48I'm going to get fat.
02:51What?
02:52I've never had a fight.
02:54I think it's Koyabu.
02:56What?
02:57Wait a minute.
02:58I'm scared of her eyes.
02:59Her eyes?
03:00I think she's a good person.
03:02I don't think she's a good person.
03:03I think she's a good person, but...
03:05I don't think she's a good person, but...
03:07I'm a little scared.
03:09I think it's Koyabu.
03:11That's interesting.
03:12I think he's a special person.
03:16I don't want to be his boyfriend.
03:18I'm afraid he'll get mad at me.
03:20I don't talk when I'm angry.
03:22I'm scared.
03:23He's already mad.
03:24I'm telling you.
03:25I think he's better than Koyabu.
03:28You think so?
03:29I think he's better than Koyabu.
03:31I think he's better than Koyabu.
03:32I think he's better than Koyabu.
03:33There's someone behind him.
03:34There's someone behind him.
03:35He's wearing a Tatsumi.
03:36He's wearing a Tatsumi.
03:38What's good about him?
03:40I think he's better than Koyabu.
03:42Hey, stop it!
03:44How many times do I have to tell you?
03:46He's kind.
03:48You're an actor, so you can't see this.
03:50He's a nice guy.
03:52But he's a good person.
03:54And...
03:56I'm a Tatsumi.
03:58You're a strong person.
04:00I'm a Tatsumi.
04:03But he's in blue.
04:05I'm in blue.
04:07This is awkward.
04:09Do you think you can beat Koyabu in a live match?
04:11I don't think I can beat Koyabu in a live match.
04:13What?
04:14I don't think I can beat Koyabu in a live match.
04:15I'm scared.
04:16Koyabu is in 3rd place with 37 votes.
04:21He looks like the Joker from Trump.
04:23The second person is...
04:26I'm counting on you.
04:27I'm counting on you.
04:29What?
04:30What?
04:31What?
04:32What?
04:33What?
04:34What?
04:35What?
04:36What is this?
04:37What is this?
04:39He looks like he has a bad drinking habit.
04:41He looks like he has a bad drinking habit.
04:43He's good at drinking?!
04:44He gambles a lot.
04:46He's a good gambler.
04:47He's a bad gambler.
04:51It feels like he used to be a bad gambler.
04:53What is this?
04:54It's like the trap we saw earlier.
04:57I'm sure he's a bad gambler.
04:59What?
05:00He looks like he's going to cheat.
05:02He's a bad gambler.
05:03He looks like he's going to cheat.
05:05Who looks like a popular guy?
05:07Other girls are in the same class?
05:09No, I'm not familiar with the real name.
05:12I'm not familiar with the real name.
05:12I thought you were pretty.
05:15You were obsessed with Siri?
05:16I thought you were pretty.
05:16It's like a strong bond.
05:18You're obsessed with Siri?
05:18I'm obsessed with Siri?
05:18It's like a strong bond.
05:18It's like a strong bond.
05:19If you didn't call me when I wanted to talk to you, I would have a phone call.
05:24You're scary.
05:24Yeah, I guess so.
05:26The girl from Okayama is in the same class as Shuhei.
05:31The girl from Okayama is in the same class as Shuhei.
05:32I really don't understand.
05:33I really don't know.
05:35And the first place that got 58 votes is...
05:39What is this ranking?
05:42This is it.
05:45I don't have any reason.
05:47Really?
05:50I really don't have any reason.
05:53If it's just the first place, it's fine.
05:55I really don't have any reason.
05:57I really don't have any reason.
05:59I thought it was a pervert.
06:02I'm not a pervert.
06:05I'm a pervert, but I'm not good at it.
06:08I'm a pervert, but I'm not good at it.
06:11I think I'm going to sweat a lot.
06:14I don't think I have a sense of cleanliness.
06:18I have a little bit of body hair and a little bit of cat hair.
06:22Of course, I'm a very good person.
06:27I don't think I'm a manly person.
06:31I don't think I have a sense of cleanliness.
06:35It may be rude, but...
06:38I don't know.
06:40I think I'm going to sweat a lot.
06:44Oil?
06:45Oil?
06:48Cat oil.
06:51I don't think I have a sense of cleanliness.
06:53I don't think I have a sense of cleanliness.
06:55I think I'm a little bit of a pervert.
06:59I think I have a good body.
07:01You have a good body?
07:02I have a good posture.
07:04I have a good posture.
07:06I have a good posture.
07:08I have a good posture.
07:10I think I have a good posture.
07:12TAKIMI is the worst because he doesn't have a sense of cleanliness.
07:18I don't know.
07:19So, according to the 70 people who were investigated,
07:23they don't want to work with Shuhei Damashii and Takemino.
07:28I don't like this gimmick.
07:31What gimmick?
07:32At first, I wasn't told much.
07:34Yeah, that's true.
07:36It happens a lot, even in dramas.
07:38It's like, you just pretend it's not like that,
07:40and then pretend it's not like that, and then pretend it's not like that.
07:43Yeah, I get it.
07:44It's like, the person who suddenly shows up wakes up the drama of the criminal.
07:48No, no, no.
07:49It's exactly the same opinion.
07:50It's really the same opinion.
07:51The production was good.
07:53It was fun.
07:54It was exciting.
07:55It was exciting, wasn't it?
07:56I was like, what?
07:57It was fun to watch.
07:58But in reality, I lost, so I accept that.
08:01What?
08:03The content that was said was really scary and poisonous,
08:08so I realized that he was famous for his work.
08:11On the other hand, people who aren't famous for their work
08:13don't get their fingers stabbed.
08:16Even among the people who were chosen,
08:18my character was well-received.
08:20This part looks like a reflection.
08:22That part isn't famous at all,
08:24but it's oily, so it's psychologically bad.
08:26Everyone else is just not known.
08:29It's a very happy feeling.
08:31It's a very weird angle.
08:34That's what people say.
08:37Is that so?
08:40I'd like to change that.
08:43I realized that it's not good to say things strongly.
08:48From now on, I'd like to reflect on myself
08:51for being praised and thanked by people
08:53and for saying things strongly.
08:55Thank you all for coming out.
08:58Can I say something funny today?
09:01The people who weren't chosen
09:03didn't get their fingers stabbed, right?
09:05The people who weren't chosen were
09:06Hajime, Kawabata, Imabeppo, and Tasumi, right?
09:09We were chosen,
09:11so we didn't get our fingers stabbed.
09:14I'm sorry, but I'd like each of you
09:16to tell us a funny story.
09:19If it's okay with you.
09:21If it's okay with you.
09:23Takanori wasn't chosen,
09:26so I'm sorry.
09:28There were three of us,
09:31so if you have a funny story,
09:33please tell us.
09:35If you have a funny story,
09:36please tell us.
09:37If you tell us,
09:38I think there will be a fan club.
09:41We've received a lot of support.
09:43If the fan club ends,
09:44you'll be out of the show.
09:46You're not famous.
09:48You're saying a bad thing.
09:49Even if you're the most famous,
09:51I feel sorry for you.
09:53If you tell us a funny story,
09:55I think it'll be an opportunity
09:57to show that you're a celebrity.
10:00If that happens,
10:01I'll be the most famous
10:03and the most crazy person
10:05as a celebrity.
10:06It's good that you know this.
10:08The perm you think is good
10:10and the beard
10:11were very negative to the comedy.
10:15It wasn't negative.
10:16You have hair on this side, too.
10:17I think you should stop it.
10:18Stop it.
10:20You've been careful all along.
10:21Why are you so strong?
10:23I don't think I'm going to stop
10:25until today.
10:26I don't want to get sick
10:28if I'm with you.
10:30I'm going to the hospital,
10:31so I'll introduce you.
10:33On the contrary,
10:34I've heard the ranking of the people
10:36I want to date.
10:37This is Takanori-kun.
10:45It's not fun.
10:48Kawabata-san, second place.
10:54I'm back.
10:55Third place is Tatsumi.
10:57It was good to switch.
10:59This is the world standard.
11:01It's the world standard.
11:03It's Japan.
11:04If Takanori is in this list,
11:06it's obvious to win.
11:10If it's second place,
11:12it's okay.
11:13Sometimes it's second place,
11:15so don't say that loud voice.
11:20It's bad.
11:21Sometimes it's second place,
11:22so don't say that loud voice.
11:23Sometimes it's second place,
11:24so don't say that loud voice.
11:25I can't speak all the time.
11:26I can't speak a word of one-serve.
11:29I stopped watching AV in the dressing room.
11:32I'm a type of person who learns quickly.
11:34Don't say it at a strange timing.
11:36Don't say it at a strange timing.
11:38The ranking is out.
11:41Actually, this is the end.
11:44What else is there?
11:46We have an extension.
11:48The extension is one-serve.
11:51The opponent is
11:53Shuhei-san versus Arai.
12:00Are you finally going to settle it?
12:02The next generation is the most excited.
12:05I'm cold.
12:08I'm cold.
12:11Are you finally going to settle it?
12:14We are good rivals.
12:17Always.
12:19Zoro versus Sanji.
12:21We have a good chemistry,
12:23but if we have to fight,
12:25I want to decide first.
12:28I don't need it.
12:30I don't know what you were saying.
12:33I thought you were saying something.
12:37I can't imagine losing to him.
12:40I can't imagine losing to him.
12:44We are rivals,
12:46so we have to fight.
12:50What kind of match is this?
12:52This is easy to understand.
12:53If we have to fight, which one?
12:57I don't want to lose to him.
12:59You have confidence in yourself, right?
13:00Of course, yes, I do.
13:02But if you talk for 3 minutes, you can't beat a girl.
13:07I have a lot of knowledge.
13:08Shut up, shut up.
13:10I can't talk yet.
13:12I can't talk yet.
13:14In 10 seconds, the image will change.
13:16If you think about it, what was included in the previous ranking was like, what is this?
13:22What is this strange and loose competition?
13:28I don't think there's a script this time.
13:31That's true.
13:32Arai vs. Shuhei.
13:35If you go out with him, which one will you compete with?
13:3826 women won by winning more than 14 votes each.
13:44If I had to choose one, it might be this one.
13:47I think I'm going to lose my face while I'm dating him.
13:50Read more.
13:52Read more.
13:53I think I'll be hit.
13:54I don't think so.
13:56I don't know.
13:57I don't know the difference.
13:59I think it's the same.
14:01One, two.
14:03I think it's this one.
14:04I changed my mind.
14:06That's the bottom line.
14:11I think he'll be nice to me for about three months.
14:16I think he'll take good care of me.
14:18If he doesn't listen to me, I'll be in trouble.
14:24One, two.
14:30I like fox-faced men.
14:33Fox-faced men?
14:35I like a man with a frowning face.
14:39I like a man with a cute smile.
14:42He's cute.
14:44He's cute.
14:45He has a messy hair, but I think he'll look cool.
14:49He's got a good vibe.
14:52He has a good vibe.
14:54He has a good vibe.
14:56I'm going to be mad.
14:59He's being chased.
15:01He's being chased.
15:03He's being chased.
15:04He's being chased.
15:06He's being chased.
15:08He's being chased.
15:10He's being chased.
15:12He's being chased.
15:14He's being chased.
15:16One, two.
15:17I'm going to do it.
15:22What kind of guy is he?
15:24I don't know.
15:26He's got sharp eyes.
15:28He's got sharp eyes.
15:30I think he'll be popular with me.
15:32He's annoying.
15:33I think he'll be popular with me.
15:35But I think he'll be popular with me.
15:37And I don't think he'll notice that I don't have many friends.
15:40You're right.
15:42I'm okay with him being chosen by the three of them.
15:45One, two.
15:47He's got a good vibe.
15:50He's got a good vibe.
15:52He's got a good vibe.
15:54I know.
15:55He's got a good vibe.
15:57He's got a good vibe.
15:59He's got a good vibe.
16:01He looks scary, but he's kind.
16:03He's scary, but he's kind.
16:05He looks scary, but he's kind.
16:07He looks scary, but he's kind.
16:09He looks scary, but he's kind.
16:11He looks scary, but he's kind.
16:13One, two.
16:17Oh, no.
16:21The game continues.
16:27One, two.
16:29He doesn't look like he's going to be popular with me.
16:31Let's see.
16:33He doesn't look like he's going to be popular with me.
16:35I'm not going to lose.
16:37I'm not going to lose.
16:41I don't know if we'll be able to get it this time.
16:43One, two.
16:45He's got a good vibe.
16:46I'm going to win.
16:47I'm not going to lose.
16:49He's got a good vibe.
16:51He's got a good vibe.
16:53He's my type.
16:55Whatever.
16:57He's got a good vibe.
16:59I don't like it.
17:00I'll go with this one.
17:03His face looks kind.
17:05Will you take me to a lot of places?
17:07I don't know.
17:10I don't know.
17:13If it's appearance,
17:15I'll go with this one.
17:16What kind of person is he?
17:18I thought he was a person with a strong personality.
17:22Strong personality.
17:23Really?
17:24It's finally decided!
17:30TRI.BE VS SUHEI TAMASHII
17:34Who will go with him?
17:36It's time to decide!
17:38It's decided.
17:40One, two, three.
17:42Yes!
17:44I'm the latter half.
17:46I'm the long-distance type.
17:48I don't need it now.
17:50He has a strong image like a high school boy.
17:54He's kind, but I think he'll pull me.
17:59He has a strong image, but he's kind.
18:02He's the winner.
18:08I think he's a bad guy.
18:10He's like a bad guy.
18:14He's like a bad guy.
18:16He's like a bad guy.
18:18He's a bad guy.
18:20He's like a bad guy.
18:22He's a bad guy.
18:24He's a bad guy.
18:26I'm so frustrated.
18:29I'm so frustrated.
18:31I was leading the match.
18:34And I was like,
18:36He was like this even though I was leading.
18:40I don't know what he's talking about.
18:42I don't know what he's talking about.
18:43You don't have to worry about it.
18:45You don't have to worry about it.
18:47You don't have to worry about it.
18:49Why are you worried about it?
18:51I can only run 25 km in full throttle.
18:53Why are you worried about it?
18:56He always runs forever with a plant, and that's all!
18:59He's always running forever with a plant, and that's all!
19:02I was moved by his performance.
19:05I was moved by his performance.
19:07I asked him,
19:08Arai is down to earth!
19:10I asked him,
19:11In this place,
19:13Tell me something funny!
19:16No, I have nothing to say.
19:18Tell me something funny!
19:20Since it's also the last fight.
19:22Are you ready?
19:23Yes, I am.
19:25He got angry right away.
19:26I was standing in front of the four of them, and I was like,
19:28Koyama-san was behind me, and he was like,
19:29No, you should have gotten off at the V.
19:32Am I being told that too?
19:35It's different now.
19:38Isn't the floor of the studio wet?
19:41I was sweating like crazy.
19:43For now, I can't show it to my wife.
19:46No, no, no, but...
19:48Well, let's put that aside for now.
19:50If I were to talk about this,
19:51If I were to talk about the behavior of the woman in the V,
19:54I would definitely choose this one.
19:56I don't know about that.
19:57It's not funny.
19:58I tried dating her, and she said,
20:00Well, I don't know if it's a ghost or not,
20:02but I would never do a DVD.
20:04Well, I've never been in a relationship before.
20:06Why is that? Don't make such a decision.
20:08What do you think?
20:09There are people like that.
20:10Can you call Motokano and ask her?
20:11Here?
20:12Yeah.
20:13Well, there are a lot of shy people.
20:14Can you call her on the phone?
20:16Well, well, well.
20:17The way he laughed just now was so funny!
20:21Well, let's put that aside for now.
20:22It's a new era.
20:23Mr. Seto also said,
20:24Let's open up a new era, everyone.
20:26Don't make a proposal to me like you did.
20:29If you make a proposal,
20:30I won't move.
20:31There's no future Eigo.
20:33Future Eigo?
20:34No, no, that's not true.
20:36I'm going to make more and more proposals.
20:38I look forward to working with you.
20:39I'm going to make a proposal,
20:40but I can't talk here.
20:42I don't even have a chance to see you.
20:43No, no, no, I'll go see you.
20:44Why?
20:45Well...
20:46Where?
20:47I'll follow you.
20:48You can't follow me.
20:49I'm in a taxi.
20:50I'll drive.
20:51You can't drive a car.
20:53Well, I'm a long-distance driver.
20:55Let's do a talk show together.
20:56Let's do a talk show.
20:57What you did just now was so funny.
20:59It's not funny at all.
21:00It's not funny at all.
21:01I'm going around the country with Mr. Hyodo right now.
21:04I'm going to refuse Mr. Hyodo and go around with him.
21:14If you're a villager, you can see it in an instant.
21:16I don't think I have time to laugh.
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