よしもと新喜劇NEXT～小籔千豊には怒られたくない～ 2024年8月19日 「【素でおもんない】愛を競う軍団クイズ完結編【野性爆弾絶句】」（＃197）
よしもと新喜劇NEXT～小籔千豊には怒られたくない～ 2024年8月19日 「【素でおもんない】愛を競う軍団クイズ完結編【野性爆弾絶句】」（＃197）
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00:00Tonight's Yoshimoto Shinkigeki NEXT is...
00:03Why did I quit drinking?
00:09I don't want a reaction like a good question.
00:11This is a good question!
00:12There's no such thing as a good question.
00:14There's people like you.
00:15No, there isn't.
00:16Shinkigeki Giant Force Quiz Showdown!
00:23Shinkigeki's three leaders will be giving a quiz showdown.
00:29It's a battle for the glory of the No. 1 force.
00:32I'll be the first one to answer when I go to a sushi restaurant.
00:36On the last episode...
00:39I'm going to ask a weird question.
00:43I don't know!
00:45What were you thinking until the end of May?
00:49I don't know.
00:51Even my parents wouldn't know.
00:53I want to win overwhelmingly and make things easier for them.
00:57What's with this two-shot?
00:59This is crazy.
01:00What is this?
01:02I've never seen anything like this.
01:04Three out of six questions will be asked.
01:07Each will get three points.
01:13In the heated second half,
01:15there will be even more chaos.
01:18That was amazing.
01:20I want to say it wasn't funny.
01:22But I'm tired, so I'll just say it.
01:25It wasn't funny at all.
01:33It was the most funny.
01:38Ta-da!
01:39What's your favorite snack?
01:43Yasuko's question is pretty easy.
01:46It's not something you can write on a blackboard.
01:49It's pretty easy.
01:50What's the variation of the question?
01:53You keep eating snacks.
01:55I don't know.
01:58I got it!
02:03I got it, I got it!
02:05I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it!
02:07Don't make me look like the main character.
02:10Show me! Show me!
02:13I'm sure I can do it!
02:14I'm sure I can do it!
02:15I always say I like this before I open the store!
02:19You can't.
02:20I can't.
02:21I see.
02:22You can't.
02:23You can't.
02:24I didn't say it.
02:26You did.
02:27You said it before you opened the store.
02:29I'm sure you can do it.
02:30You can do it.
02:31I saw the word next to it.
02:33I can do it.
02:34Okay, I'll do it.
02:36Ready, set, go!
02:37Snowflake!
02:39She got it!
02:41This is bad.
02:42It's close!
02:43It's not easy.
02:44It's a live Nagoya.
02:47But this is Nagoya.
02:48You got it, right?
02:49Yes.
02:50What's this?
02:51Snowflake!
02:55Koda-chan, you're good.
02:56This is really...
02:57It's a family.
02:58I'm so surprised.
02:59Why did you say it's a live Nagoya?
03:01It's good to cool it in the fridge.
03:03I have one answer.
03:05It's hard to see.
03:07It's hard to see?
03:08All of them.
03:09So, my writing is wrong.
03:12It's too rough.
03:14But it's good.
03:15I should've said, where?
03:17That's kind of you.
03:18I should've said, where?
03:19I should've said, Nagoya?
03:21I should've said, catering?
03:23Even Yasuko-san can't see it.
03:29Next!
03:30Next!
03:32What is the taste of instant food that you accidentally made while you were cooking?
03:38Wait, wait, wait.
03:40What is the taste of instant food that you accidentally made while you were cooking?
03:45This is...
03:47It's hard.
03:49Leave it to me.
03:50I don't know.
03:52I've heard of it.
03:53I think that's good.
03:54That's good.
03:55I got it.
03:56It's okay.
03:57I don't know anything about tart.
03:59I don't know anything about tart.
04:01Okay, okay.
04:02Okay, okay.
04:03Let's see the answer.
04:04One, two, three.
04:06Here it is.
04:08Hajime?
04:09Tama?
04:10Chicken ramen.
04:11Chicken ramen.
04:12For me, it's yakisoba UFO.
04:13It's UFO.
04:14Yes!
04:15Yes!
04:16It's the same Nissin.
04:18It's the same Nissin.
04:20We've been arguing about this.
04:23It's the same Nissin.
04:25It's the same as the correct answer.
04:27The answer is not UFO.
04:29It's A-U-F-O.
04:31The answer is A-U-F-O.
04:33No, no, no.
04:34That's not it.
04:35That's wrong.
04:36That's strong.
04:37Hideko.
04:38Really?
04:39Really?
04:40Hideko, let's apologize for this.
04:43I'm sorry.
04:44I'm sorry.
04:45I'm sorry.
04:46It's UFO.
04:47Okada.
04:48The answer is A.
04:49I'm sorry.
04:50I'm sorry.
04:51I'm sorry.
04:52I'm sorry.
04:53I'm sorry.
04:54I'm sorry.
04:55I'm sorry.
04:56I'm sorry.
04:57I'm sorry.
04:58They were working together,
05:00and at the time,
05:02Hiroshi asked him to cook something for them for the breakfast.
05:07Atatsume.
05:08He asked him to cook something,
05:10but never thought he could do it with the ingredients here.
05:13So he showed them the ingredients.
05:23He knows it was right.
05:24How did you knock that down?
05:26Hmm.
05:27What's going on?
05:28Okay, here's the question.
05:31What is my favorite izakaya and menu?
05:35Okay.
05:37Thank you very much.
05:39I know this one.
05:40This has been a trend since the time of the movie.
05:45I think this is a good question.
05:47Well, well.
05:48I have a reputation.
05:49One, two, three.
05:50Tori Kizoku, Mune Kizoki no Geki.
05:53Oh.
05:54I think I know this one.
05:55Here's the answer.
05:57It's Toriyanzai's potato salad.
06:00Wow.
06:01Wow.
06:02No way.
06:03That's totally different.
06:05Don't mess with me.
06:06No.
06:07Don't mess with me.
06:08Totally different.
06:09Don't mess with me.
06:10This is a mess.
06:11This is.
06:12This is.
06:13I just remembered this recently.
06:15But.
06:16I just remembered this recently.
06:17It's not potato salad.
06:18I like potato salad.
06:19Tachipane.
06:20No, no, no.
06:21Tachipane.
06:22This is the most memorable one.
06:24Tachipane.
06:25That's right.
06:26That's right.
06:27I eat this all the time.
06:28It must be something like Mune Kizoku's spice or salt.
06:31I totally forgot when I was writing this.
06:34This is it.
06:35Is this it?
06:36This is terrible.
06:37If it's heated up, let's take a break.
06:41The leader went to the dressing room.
06:44From here on, it's a warm-up.
06:47Actually, when the leader was thinking of a quiz,
06:50What kind of reaction would the members have if the leader pushed them?
06:55That's what they were thinking.
07:00The entrance to the studio.
07:04This is the legendary spot where Kawabata's passionate steps are shown.
07:13That's amazing.
07:14What kind of reaction would the members have if the leader pushed them?
07:21What kind of reaction would the members have if the leader pushed them?
07:25Let's start with Yasuko's group.
07:29Here I go.
07:34It's like you can't find me.
07:36That's true.
07:37It's like you can't find me.
07:38It's like you can't find me.
07:39It's like you can't find me.
07:40It's like your voice is stuck.
07:43It's like your voice is stuck.
07:48She's not a low-class girl.
07:57You got it.
08:00She's a cool girl.
08:02She's like a cute girl.
08:06You got it.
08:12Next is Tatsumi's group.
08:15She's not a low-class girl.
08:21That's true.
08:22It's like you can't find me.
08:23It's like your voice is stuck.
08:24It's like your voice is stuck.
08:25It's like your voice is stuck.
08:26It's like your voice is stuck.
08:28It's like your voice is stuck.
08:36That's true.
08:39It's like your voice is stuck.
08:43This group is almost as strong as the leader.
08:47They're fighting a lot.
08:48They're walking as they are.
08:56Ayumi stopped for a moment.
08:59She turned off the air conditioner, but she's still a little cold.
09:03She's a little cold.
09:05She said that.
09:06She said that.
09:07She said that.
09:09She's only turning her fan.
09:11The last is Matsumoto's group.
09:15I think there's something going on.
09:18I think she's in a good mood.
09:22She's over-acting.
09:24I think so too.
09:26It's ready.
09:31I think it's about this.
09:34They're fighting as they are.
09:40I was surprised.
09:41What?
09:42Wait a minute.
09:43What?
09:44What?
09:46Wait a minute.
09:47She got it right.
09:48That's amazing.
09:50How did you get it right?
09:51That's amazing.
09:52Everyone is amazing.
09:53That's great.
09:54The leader's movement and lines match perfectly.
09:58That's great.
10:00The problem was the drawing.
10:03I don't know what you're talking about.
10:05Don't you talk to people who've done it before?
10:07You look away and go somewhere.
10:09You stay silent while watching it.
10:11What kind of reaction is that?
10:13That's right.
10:15It's a reaction I've never seen on TV.
10:17That's right.
10:19You can see something you've never seen on TV.
10:21That's the only drawback of this show.
10:23That's right.
10:25It's the same as Animal Planet.
10:27It's the same as Animal Planet.
10:29It's the same as saying,
10:31It's the same as saying,
10:33It's the same as saying,
10:35I think it's a buzzer.
10:37What's my favorite type of man?
10:39What's my favorite type of man?
10:41I screamed.
10:43I screamed.
10:45Do you really know?
10:47Do you really know?
10:49Let's go.
10:51A smart person.
10:53A smart person.
10:55A smart person.
10:57What's your favorite type?
10:59A smart person.
11:01A smart person.
11:03A smart person.
11:05A smart person?
11:07You're not a smart person.
11:09You're smart.
11:11Yasuko said that.
11:13Yasuko said that.
11:15Yasuko said that.
11:17You shouldn't get a buzzer.
11:19Do you go against Yasuko's words?
11:21I can't adjust my tension.
11:25You can't adjust your tension.
11:27When I was a kid, people who were bullied were like that.
11:31I'm like that, too.
11:32I can't do it.
11:33It's like an old-fashioned fan.
11:35It's cold when you turn it on, but it's hot when you turn it off.
11:42One, two, three.
11:43What's been bothering you lately?
11:46What?
11:47I'm not saying it, but...
11:50You're not saying it?
11:51I'm not saying it.
11:53But it's hard to get it together.
11:56No heat is weird.
11:58I'm not saying it.
12:00Everyone, please give me the correct answer.
12:03One, two, three.
12:05This is it.
12:06What do you do in NEXT?
12:09I'm good at fighting.
12:12Here's the correct answer.
12:14I have a day when I can't stop peeing.
12:16What the hell?
12:18I'm serious.
12:20I'm not kidding.
12:23I can't stop peeing.
12:27You're a liar.
12:29I'm really surprised.
12:30It's the same when I go out like a machine gun.
12:32I'm so happy.
12:34Like a machine gun.
12:42Matsumoto Army Quiz.
12:44I have a girlfriend.
12:47Where do you go on your first date?
12:50Where do you go on your first date?
12:55Matsumoto's question is the most important.
12:59I think I know the answer.
13:04I know where he wants to go.
13:11I know where he wants to go.
13:13I know where he wants to go.
13:16That's right.
13:20I'm so happy.
13:22He's a good guy.
13:24I really like him.
13:26Where do you go on your first date?
13:28One, two, three.
13:29I go to concerts and concerts.
13:31That's right.
13:35I know the answer.
13:38Where do you go on your first date?
13:40Here's the correct answer.
13:42I go to the cat cafe.
13:44It's funny that you two got the same answer.
13:47I told you I like cats.
13:49He's good at deceiving us.
13:51Matsumoto is wrong.
13:55Why are you two laughing?
13:58I like cats.
14:00What should I do?
14:02What should I do?
14:04Why?
14:06It's impossible.
14:08I'm telling you.
14:10Have you ever told a cat that you're going alone?
14:14I don't know.
14:15I'm telling you.
14:17I don't know.
14:19What should I do?
14:25The last question.
14:39What do you do when you wake up in the morning?
14:42I know.
14:44I know the answer.
14:46It's easy.
14:48I know the answer.
14:50I know the answer, too.
14:52Let's go.
14:54One, two, three.
14:56I go to the cat cafe.
14:58It's like a costume.
15:00I go to the cat cafe.
15:02I say good morning to the cat.
15:04I know the answer.
15:06I know the answer.
15:08I say good morning to the cat.
15:10I should have said good morning to the cat.
15:12You should have said good morning to the cat.
15:14You should have said good morning to the cat.
15:16Nobody said anything.
15:18Nobody said anything.
15:20Nobody said anything.
15:22The last question.
15:28What is my favorite anime movie?
15:32What is my favorite anime movie?
15:34It's easy.
15:36I think it's Hiroyuki.
15:38I think it's Hiroyuki.
15:40One, two, three.
15:42Ta-da.
15:44It's Shin-chan.
15:46It's Dragon Ball.
15:48It's Nobita and the Palace of Wannyaji.
15:50It's Nobita and the Palace of Wannyaji.
15:52I don't know.
15:54It's Wannyaji.
15:56It's Wannyaji.
15:58She said something at the end.
16:00Please show us.
16:02What is my favorite type of woman?
16:04What is my favorite type of woman?
16:06Is there a reverse?
16:08I know this one.
16:10One, two, three.
16:11Osanai!
16:12Yes!
16:13Yes, yes, yes!
16:15Osanai.
16:16This is a difficult one.
16:17Here we go.
16:18This is the correct answer.
16:20A woman who can dye her hair in my color with a short cut.
16:26That's so gross.
16:28Gross?
16:29Gross.
16:30Is this the correct answer?
16:32No, it's not.
16:33It's still a blank.
16:35Okay, okay.
16:37A woman who can dye her hair in my color.
16:39Please stop.
16:41Is it wrong?
16:43What?
16:44A dog?
16:45No, a dog.
16:46A dog that can dye her hair in my color.
16:48What did you say?
16:49I said it, I said it!
16:51What?
16:52What?
16:53What?
16:54What?
16:55What?
16:56What?
16:57What?
16:58What?
16:59What?
17:00What?
17:01What?
17:02What?
17:03What?
17:04What?
17:05What?
17:07What?
17:08What?
17:09What?
17:10What?
17:11What?
17:12What?
17:13I said it!
17:14Okay, here's the answer.
17:15What the heck!
17:16It should've been in there!
17:17That was so good.
17:18I thought it was in here.
17:20The quiz competition is on.
17:23Who's going to win?
17:27Kazumi, he's got your back.
17:29Kazumi, he's got your back.
17:30He said it at the last minute.
17:32Really!
17:33What?
17:34He said it at the last minute.
17:35I'm I'm.
17:35Yeah.
17:40I don't know what to do.
17:46I'm not
17:54gonna
18:00What is this?
18:02Look, look.
18:04Wait a minute.
18:06It's so funny.
18:08Next time, I want you to go to the city with them.
18:10No!
18:12I really don't want to.
18:14I really don't want to.
18:16Which one is Tatsumi?
18:18Which one is Matsumoto?
18:20I don't like Matsumoto.
18:22Matsumoto is better.
18:24I really didn't think it was normal.
18:28I want to say,
18:30I really didn't think it was normal.
18:32I'm tired, so I'll let you speak.
18:34I really didn't think it was normal.
18:36Okada is so excited.
18:38If he is shaken, he will come to me.
18:40How can he be calm?
18:42I think he will be calm
18:44when he is alone at home.
18:46That's right.
18:48Even if he is alone at home,
18:50it's strange to say,
18:52I have a stomachache.
18:54When he is excited,
18:56I can't stop it.
18:58I can't stop speaking.
19:00I agree.
19:02It'sShouldn't I stop being descriptive?
19:06What is scary...
19:10He has changed his perspective.
19:12I have a stomachache.
19:16It'sShouldn't I stop being descriptive?
19:19Okada, what is scary...?
19:23If I look into his eyes,
19:25I was wearing a wig, black eyes, nose holes, and a skipper.
19:29I looked like a Hokuto Hikisei.
19:33And when I laughed, I looked like a Shichousei.
19:36I was scared.
19:37When will you come back next time?
19:39In about 8 years.
19:408 years?
19:42In about 8 years.
19:43In 8 years?
19:44If it's 8 years, it's 8 years.
19:45I'm getting old, so I'll die soon.
19:47I'll come back when I'm still young.
19:49That's true.
19:50I'll die when I'm old.
19:52You mentioned the Three Great Powers.
19:55Is there anything else?
19:56The biggest faction is...
19:59Don't say that.
20:01Don't say that.
20:06The biggest faction is the Bell Family.
20:09The Bell Family.
20:10Like Bellfire?
20:13Like Koyabu, Tsuchi, and Kawabata.
20:15Bell Family?
20:16If you look at it broadly, it's the Bell Family.
20:19Don't say that.
20:21Don't say that.
20:22I've only been there a couple of times.
20:25The biggest faction is the Yoshida-Yutaka-Sake-Guden-Guden-Gundan.
20:31Rachel, Daikokusho, Keikei, and other strong drinkers get together
20:34and get rid of Yoshida's stress.
20:37He can't get rid of his stress.
20:40Just say it.
20:41I'm sorry, Yoshida.
20:42This is what happened.
20:44There's more.
20:46There's a meal at Yoshinobu Ota's house.
20:49There's a meal at Yoshinobu Ota's house.
20:50Younger boys and girls get together and eat together.
20:52I think Mr. Ukawa is making an example of Ashiki.
20:55An example of Ashiki?
20:56Yes, an example of Ashiki.
20:57An example of Ashiki?
20:58An example of Ashiki?
20:59I don't get it.
21:00I don't get it.
21:01I don't get it.
21:02An example of Ashiki.
21:03Don't breathe in at a weird timing.
21:06It's scary.
21:07The timing of breathing in?
21:08The timing of breathing in is scary.
21:15There's more.
21:16There's more.
21:17There's a monkey hand over there.
21:20New researchers learn from SDGs in Kansai and challenge themselves to create sustainable data.
21:26Kansai SDGs!
21:30This time, we are at the Future Food Research and Development Center, where research is being carried out in the university.
21:36We developed today's dream rice that can be grown in Japan in preparation for the world's food crisis.
21:43This rice has grown to a size that can be eaten in about three months.
21:48In addition, because the grass is about 20 cm long, it can be grown easily in a small space such as an office room.
21:58In addition, by using parts of the rice that are not used much, we are also developing insect food by growing mealworms.
22:07What is the number of SDGs?
22:09No. 2.
22:12If rice can be grown easily in Japan, I think that it will be possible to produce stable food without being influenced by health or insects.
22:20What is your goal in the future?
22:22I want the world to be a place where you can easily farm to aim for stable food production.
22:28Now, please show us the data.
22:31Today's dream rice that can be grown easily in Japan
22:36I would like to introduce you to today's dream rice that can be grown easily in Japan.
22:41Today's dream rice that can be grown easily in Japan
22:45It doesn't matter if it's rain, wind, or insects that can be grown easily.
22:52Let's eat today's dream rice together.
22:55Isn't it a little too easy?
22:57Everyone, remember and try it!