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00:00Hi kids, and welcome to VeggieTales. I'm Bob the Tomato.
00:04And I'm Larry the Cucumber.
00:06And we're here to...
00:09Is something wrong, Larry?
00:11I'm fine, Bob.
00:13You don't look fine. What's that behind your back?
00:17Nothing.
00:18No, there's something behind your back, Larry. What's going on here?
00:23Oh, Bob, I'm in big trouble. See this?
00:26It's a, uh...
00:28Aardvark.
00:29It's an aardvark, Bob. You know my dad?
00:31Uh, the astronaut?
00:33Yeah, the astronaut. He loves aardvarks, Bob. Just loves them.
00:37Have you ever been to Ship Shawana?
00:39Uh, in Indiana? The Amish community?
00:42That's the one. It's full of craft shows. They're crazy about them.
00:46Oh, what's that have to do with the aardvark?
00:49My dad went to Ship Shawana, Bob, and he bought this aardvark kit.
00:52Spent three weeks putting it together. He loves this aardvark.
00:55You pull his tail and his tongue shoots out and picks stuff up.
00:58Because of Velcro, that's why.
01:00And the problem?
01:01I broke it, Bob.
01:03I wanted to see how many times he could shoot his tongue out in a minute.
01:06I was up to 48 when this happened.
01:09Oh, dear. Oh, what did your dad say?
01:12He doesn't know, and I can't tell him.
01:15He loves this aardvark, Bob, and I'm afraid he won't love me anymore.
01:19I can't go back home. I just can't go back home.
01:22Phew. Wow.
01:24You know, that reminds me of a letter we just got.
01:27How did I know you were going to say that?
01:29It is our 27th show.
01:31Let's see, it was from Felix Rosenwinkel of Grinnell, Iowa.
01:35Now, Felix says he knows God doesn't want us to steal,
01:39but he's been stealing stuff anyway.
01:41He feels real bad about it now,
01:43but he doesn't think he can ever go back to church.
01:46He doesn't think God likes him anymore.
01:48Oh, Felix, that's even worse than breaking your dad's aardvark.
01:52What's he going to do, Bob? What's he going to do?
01:55He's going to listen to the story of the prodigal son.
01:59Oh, I heard of that.
02:01But that's real short. We've got a whole DVD to fill.
02:04It isn't short if you tell it like this.
02:07Felix, it's time to pay a visit to the Wizard of Oz.
02:12Ooh, can he fix my aardvark?
02:14Roll the film.
02:26Dad! Dad! Hey, Dad!
02:29Come on, Tutu. Hurry up, boy.
02:31Tarnation, Tutu.
02:33You must be the slowest dog in Kansas.
02:37Dad! Dad!
02:39Hey, have you seen my dad?
02:41Not now, Darby. Miss Poopsie.
02:43Miss Poopsie!
02:45Miss Poopsie!
02:47Miss Poopsie!
02:49Miss Poopsie!
02:51Miss Poopsie!
02:53Not now, Darby. Miss Poopsie is thirsty.
02:56But I...
02:57Here, Miss Poopsie. Drink up.
02:59Don't get jealous, Francine. You're next.
03:02How's the floss?
03:04It's almost ripe.
03:06Great!
03:13Hey, have you seen my dad? I want to show him.
03:15Not now, Darby. I've got to get old Bessie ready to bring in the floss.
03:19We're going to have a bump of crop!
03:21If we can bring it in on time.
03:23And don't forget to check on that roll of batteries there.
03:26Dad! Dad!
03:27Oh, Darby. What is it?
03:29Look at this, Dad.
03:31The Land of Haas?
03:33Yeah, it's an amusement park that Bobby Bernard went to
03:36when he visited his cousins last week.
03:38Bobby said that they had this roller coaster that goes upside down.
03:41And even one of those bouncy castles where you jump around
03:44and you knock your heads together until you pass out.
03:47Wow, that sounds like quite a place.
03:50But it's very far away.
03:52I'm afraid we just don't have the money this year to...
03:54No, I've got it all figured out, Dad.
03:56We've got the piggy bank, right?
03:58You said the money you're putting in it is for me.
04:00Now, son, that's for your college, for your future.
04:04I don't want you throwing it away on...
04:06It's not fair.
04:07Come give me a hand.
04:08You said it was my money.
04:10Huh?
04:18It's ready. The floss is ready.
04:21We can pick it now, I think.
04:23Fire up old Bessie. The floss is ready.
04:27All right.
04:35Oh, Bessie.
04:37Can you fix it?
04:39They don't even make parts for her anymore.
04:41What about the floss?
04:43We'll have to bring it in by hand.
04:45Don't take too long.
04:4612-hour days.
04:47Every hand we got.
04:49But... the land of Oz.
04:54Darby, son, I'm sorry.
04:57Maybe next year.
04:59The bouncy thingy.
05:00I'm sorry, Darby, but we're farmers.
05:03The crops have to come first.
05:04It's not fair.
05:06Why don't I get to do what I want to do?
05:09I'm done with this lousy farm.
05:13It's been a long day.
05:15Go home to your families.
05:17We've got a lot of work to do tomorrow.
05:23Pick the floss. Pick the floss.
05:27Man, I never get to do anything I want to do.
05:35I know what you're thinking.
05:37You're wishing you could be somewhere else.
05:40Somewhere over the rainbow.
05:43I was just like you once.
05:45I wanted to go...
05:47Over the rainbow?
05:48How would I go over a rainbow?
05:50It's water droplets refracting sunlight.
05:53Well, I just meant to...
05:56No, the place I want to go is beyond the barn.
06:01Come again?
06:02Beyond the barn.
06:03Across Kansas.
06:05And all the way to the land of Oz.
06:10Right.
06:11Well, remember how much your dad loves you, Darby.
06:15You really are a lucky kid.
06:22How can I be lucky if I'm missing out on all the fun?
06:29Life should be a party, but the hot dog's fallen from my bun.
06:36Somewhere beyond the barn.
06:41Far from this lousy farm.
06:46I'll find my happiness.
06:49I'll do what I like best.
06:54Somewhere beyond the barn.
07:07Hmm.
07:08Change in the wind.
07:14This isn't London, is it?
07:17Sorry!
07:20What is it, boys?
07:26Tootoo, stop that barking!
07:28Oh.
07:29Hi, Darby.
07:30Hey, Darby.
07:32I told you your dad wouldn't let you go.
07:35He will, too, let me go.
07:37Just not this year.
07:38Because of the floss.
07:40Of course not.
07:41He don't want you to have fun.
07:43That's not true.
07:44He loves me very much.
07:46Listen, kid.
07:47Love has its limit.
07:49Do what you want to do.
07:51Do something he don't like.
07:52Then see how far his love goes.
07:55It's now or never, pipsqueak.
07:57Get wise, get some money, and go have some fun.
08:01Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:17Somewhere beyond the barn.
08:22Far from this lousy farm.
08:27I'll find my happiness.
08:30I'll do what I like best with no one as my boss.
08:36No smell of dental floss out from my father's nest.
08:42I'll do what I like best.
08:45I'll go somewhere beyond the barn.
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20:43Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high,
21:01there's a land that I heard of once in a lullaby.
21:13Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue.
21:25The dreams that you dare to dream really do come true.
21:35Someday I'll wish upon a star and wake up where the clouds are far behind me.
21:43Goodbye clouds.
21:45Where troubles melt like lemon drops away above the chimney tops,
21:51that's where you'll find me.
21:59Somewhere over the rainbow, bluebirds fly.
22:09There they go now.
22:11Birds fly over the rainbow, why oh why can't I?
22:37Don't worry, my mom, I'll be right here.
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