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00:00Hi, kids. I'm Bob the Tomato.
00:02And I'm Larry the Cucumber.
00:04And we're here to answer your questions.
00:07That's right.
00:08Today we have...
00:10Uh...
00:12What are you waiting for, Bob?
00:14Well, I, uh...
00:16I was waiting for someone to interrupt me.
00:19Why would anyone want to interrupt you?
00:21Well, it's just that usually I try to start the show
00:24and then I get interrupted by someone who messes everything up.
00:28No.
00:29And suddenly all my plans go to waste
00:32and we end up doing some wacky thing like Western Bible stories.
00:36Who would do such a thing?
00:38So this time I didn't plan anything.
00:43So, uh...
00:46Well, don't you have a broken aardvark behind your back
00:50or a letter other than the one we're supposed to be answering?
00:55Are you saying I'm the one who interrupts you?
00:58Well, it's been kind of a pattern.
01:01Bob, I had no idea.
01:03I thought this was our show.
01:05Well, it is. But I feel like...
01:07I never realized how you felt.
01:09I'm not upset. I just think...
01:12Okay, then. Since you don't like what I have to say,
01:15I just won't speak.
01:17Now, Larry...
01:19Larry, really now.
01:21Larry, please?
01:25Well, Qwerty, I guess it's just you and me this time.
01:30Very funny.
01:31Would you please just bring up today's question?
01:34Today's question comes from Maggie Greenman in Centennial, Texas.
01:38Greetings, Maggie.
01:40Thanks, Qwerty. Hi, Bob. Hi, Larry.
01:42Hi there, Maggie.
01:44What's your question, Maggie?
01:46I tried out for the cheerleading team at school.
01:49I worked really hard, but I didn't get picked.
01:52Oh, no. I'm so sorry.
01:54I don't understand why I didn't get chosen,
01:57but my friend Savannah did.
01:59And now she acts all like she's really special.
02:02And that makes me feel...
02:04well, not very important.
02:06What should I do?
02:08Wow, Maggie. That's a great question.
02:11Now I wish I'd prepared better.
02:13You have an idea, Larry?
02:16That's great.
02:18I think he said roll film.
02:21Mm-hmm.
02:43All right, guys. We've got one last shot.
02:46It's your die time.
02:48Your die is right.
02:50If we don't win this game, we're done.
02:52Oh, salad bowl.
02:54And no shot of making it to the pros.
02:56I want to be a Twin City Bear, Morty.
02:58That's my ticket out of this town.
03:00This town's not so bad.
03:02Hi, Morty.
03:04Hi, Linda.
03:06Morty. Oh. Huh? Did you get that?
03:08318, waggle right.
03:10You're the decoy.
03:12Of course I am. I was born to be the decoy.
03:14Whack.
03:16Green Machine, this is your time to shine.
03:20Got it, Coach. You can count on me.
03:23Make us proud, Stuart.
03:25Go, Green Machine.
03:27Six more points, six more points, Stuart.
03:30Six more points, six more points, Stuart.
03:33It's hero time.
03:36Green Machine.
03:39What are you doing here? Huh?
03:41I'm the decoy. 319, waggle right.
03:44No. 318, waggle right.
03:46Oops.
03:52Look at me. Look at me.
03:54I'm the decoy. Whack. Whack.
03:57Just stay out of my way.
04:05Oh, hot dogs.
04:11Oh, sorry.
04:14Whack.
04:24Whack?
04:30Go, Goldbee. Go, Goldbee.
04:33Go, Goldbee. Go, Goldbee.
04:36Look at me.
04:38Ow.
04:45I know you're upset, Stuart.
04:47But football isn't the only meaningful thing in your future.
04:51You just don't understand, Donna.
04:53No, I guess I don't.
04:58Oh, hey, Dad.
05:00I'll be waiting for you.
05:01Thanks, Donna.
05:03Brought you a get-well present, Green Machine.
05:06God bless us, everyone.
05:08Oh, another one of your toy trains. Thanks, Dad.
05:12Stuart, when I was your age, I wanted all the same things you do now.
05:17Except I was allergic to grass and hated football.
05:20Then I learned that God had a plan for my life.
05:24That no matter how bad things got,
05:26God was always making sure things turned out right.
05:30But all my life, I've been dreaming of doing bigger, more important things.
05:35Being a Twin City Bear. Making a difference.
05:39Stuart, the doctor's concerned about your injury.
05:43He, uh, well, he doesn't think you'll play football again.
05:47I know.
05:49Which is why this is more than just a toy.
05:52I thought maybe you would, uh, well, help me build him.
05:56Work for the toy train factory?
05:58Someone's got to keep the business alive.
06:01I know it's not your dream, but it has its rewards
06:05and creates jobs for a lot of people.
06:08I don't know.
06:11Think about it, son.
06:15I'm never getting out of this town.
06:18Cheers to Marty, he's our hero.
06:21Thanks to him we'll take a trip.
06:23Solid bold we'll win.
06:25He'll conquer one more win.
06:27A championship!
06:29Now sing me a verse again about how handsome I am.
06:33All aboard!
06:39Afternoon, Marty.
06:41Afternoon, Miss Linda.
06:43My, my, you're looking wonderful today.
06:46Thank you, Plessy. How are the grandkids?
06:49Apples up my eye, you know.
06:51I know.
06:52Did you guys see the game last night?
06:54What a catch.
06:55It was like he was using super glue.
06:57I'm telling you, that guy's like Superman.
06:59Just like him.
07:00Good morning, Mr. Green.
07:02Oh, hey, what's up?
07:04Well, Mr. Green, I've got that number you asked for.
07:06And?
07:07Well, to pay the bills and keep the business going,
07:09we'll need to make and sell a whole lot of trains
07:12by this coming Christmas.
07:14When you say a whole lot, what exactly does that mean?
07:17Ten thousand.
07:19What?
07:20How in the world are we going to build
07:22ten thousand trains in two months?
07:24All aboard!
07:26Oh, that is so cute.
07:28I know, I never thought I'd hear that.
07:31Oh, that is so cute.
07:33I know, I never get tired of that.
07:35Sorry, Mr. Green.
07:37The numbers are the numbers.
07:39We can't afford to keep the business going,
07:41to keep our jobs, if we don't get to ten thousand.
07:44Well, I for one need to keep my job.
07:46Looks like we're all going to have to pitch in
07:48and start working late.
07:50Yep, late. Late.
07:52That's what they said.
07:53No, I'm late. Late for football practice.
07:56Sorry.
07:57See you tomorrow, everybody.
08:00Ay yi yi.
08:02All right, men.
08:03Just remember everything we've been working on.
08:05Hit it hard and make it happen.
08:07Break!
08:10Hi, Daddy.
08:12Hi, sweetie.
08:13Up one. Up two.
08:16Up, uh, what's after two?
08:21No, the other way, Bobby. Other way.
08:24I know the bird is pretty, but he can wait.
08:27Can't throw the ball backwards,
08:29especially if no one's behind you.
08:30I got it.
08:31Ouch.
08:35Did you see me, Dad?
08:36You told me to pay more attention on the field.
08:38Did you see me pay more...
08:39Ow.
08:40Ouch.
08:41You're still on the field, son.
08:43Gee, Dad, it doesn't seem like we're very good at this.
08:46Well, not yet. That's why we practice.
08:49Who are we kidding? We're a joke.
08:51A joke? Pshaw, don't say that.
08:54But at this rate, I'll never be a professional football player.
08:58Well, you sure won't be if you just give up.
09:00You gotta come to play.
09:02You gotta, I don't know, give it 100%.
09:05Or more than that.
09:07You gotta give it 110%.
09:09You aren't very good at math, are you, Dad?
09:12Sports math is different, son.
09:14We're taking one game at a time.
09:17Check your stance and you'll be fine.
09:21When you step up to the plate,
09:24Keep your eye on the ball and you'll be great.
09:26Dad, that's baseball.
09:28Quiet, boy. 100%.
09:30We'll never do.
09:32Get seven more, then add a few.
09:35Cause when the game is on the line,
09:38Hey there, Stewart!
09:39Get the puck in the net and you'll be fine.
09:41Hockey, Mr. Green!
09:42There ain't no I in team.
09:45We're not sure what you mean.
09:48You gotta dig down deep before you take that leap.
09:51You're playing to win, you're laying it in,
09:53You're scooping the ball up off the rim.
09:55Basketball!
09:56100%.
09:57We'll never do.
09:59Get seven more, then add a few.
10:02Split the uprights.
10:04Punch it in.
10:05That's better!
10:06Shake it off.
10:0710 to 1.
10:09110 next time you win!
10:16Sounds good, Dad.
10:19Let's go get some ice cream.
10:21Mom, did you see me catch the ball?
10:23It clobbered you in the face!
10:25I didn't say how I caught it.
10:27It's Morty Bumble.
10:28The Bumble Bee?
10:29Where?
10:30I'm Jim Gordly for Wide World of Spores,
10:34And I'm here with big news
10:36From one of the biggest football stars in the universe,
10:39The Bumble Bee, Morty Bumble!
10:43Please, my friends just call me Bee.
10:46What's this about your retirement?
10:49It is true.
10:50I am hanging up whatever you call my football shoes forever.
10:55Why would you do that?
10:57Well, I'm not getting any younger, Jim.
11:00I feel like my life is missing something.
11:02I want to get back to my roots.
11:04No pun intended, folks.
11:06And besides, I'm doing pretty good making commercials.
11:10Like this one!
11:14If you're like me, you often dream of crunching while you eat ice cream.
11:17It's Munchy Dream, it's not ice cream.
11:18It's creamy, crunchy, sweet.
11:20It's an explosion made of taste.
11:21It's like a horse race in your face.
11:22It's no disgrace, so buy a case of
11:24Creamy, crunchy, crunchy, creamy
11:25Taste buds and a bunch of creamy sugar
11:27Sweet and crunchy Munchy Dream.
11:29Munchy Dream is not a toy and should not be handled unsupervised by small children.
11:34Wow, that was...
11:36I know, almost makes me want to buy a box.
11:40So, what next?
11:42I'm heading back to my hometown for Christmas.
11:45Rockwell.
11:46You heard it here first, folks.
11:48Rockwell's native son is coming home.
11:53Did you really play football with the Bumblebee, Coach Green?
11:58Wow, Dad.
11:59I didn't know you knew anyone important.
12:02All right, kids.
12:03Home to dinner for all of you.
12:05Bye, Coach Green.
12:06See you tomorrow.
12:08Stewie, are you going to be okay?
12:11Yeah, I'll be okay.
12:12You boys go get your ice cream.
12:14We'll see you at home.
12:15Oh, man.
12:16I can't believe the Bumblebee's coming.
12:17I can't believe he's coming to town.
12:18It's so funny.
12:21No, give it to me.
12:22Give it over here.
12:23Boys, there's no football in the house.
12:27I understand your concern, Mrs. Hassenpfeffer,
12:29but I assure you that this one test score
12:31won't affect Andrew's college admissions.
12:35All right, go long.
12:36He's in the first grade.
12:38Ow.
12:40Uh-oh.
12:41Oh, you see?
12:44Go and wash up for dinner.
12:46Sorry, Mom.
12:49Wow, look how young we were.
12:52Yeah, we were kids ourselves.
12:56They could have given us so much more than this.
12:59What if I hadn't missed that catch, Donna?
13:02I wonder what Morty's house looks like.
13:04It doesn't matter what Morty's house looks like.
13:07Stewie, we're happy.
13:10Oh, hold that thought.
13:12Would you mind talking to Emma?
13:14She had a rough day at school.
13:16Sure.
13:18It's okay.
13:19Don't cry.
13:21I can fix it.
13:23Everything okay in here, Emma?
13:25My adopted teddy's busted.
13:28Teddy McFluffington?
13:30Oh, no.
13:31You got the stuffer knocked out of you, Teddy boy.
13:33Art and Barney did it.
13:35They said he was a football.
13:37He's not a football.
13:40Why did there have to be boys?
13:43An age-old question.
13:45Here, let the doctor help.
13:47You're not a doctor.
13:49You make toys.
13:51That's why I'm the perfect doctor for a toy.
13:55How was school today?
13:57Well, I wanted to be the camel, but I'm just a sheep.
14:03Not following you, sweetie.
14:04In the Christmas play,
14:06the camels get to bring gold and frankincense and mirth,
14:12and all the sheep do is say bah, bah.
14:18That's fantastic!
14:19Daddy, don't laugh.
14:21Everybody knows the camels are a lot more important than the sheep.
14:27I'm sorry.
14:28I didn't mean to laugh.
14:29You just make an extra cute sheep.
14:31Everyone okay in here?
14:33I don't want to be a sheep.
14:35I want to be a camel.
14:37Well, maybe next year you can be a cute camel.
14:40Madison said there's nothing special about sheep.
14:45Who's Madison?
14:46The camel!
14:48What do I do now?
14:51Do-do-do, do-do-do
14:55Do-do-do, do-do-do
14:59Precious girl, in our lives
15:03Making every moment bright
15:07Your mom and daddy love you
15:11You fill us with delight
15:15Precious girl, so special too
15:19God has got a plan for you
15:23And we can see it clearly
15:27As you shine his light
15:33Do you realize when you shine
15:37Everyone sees you
15:41The lives you touch
15:43You're worth so much
15:45That is just how God made you
15:53Mom and dad, when I'm sad
15:57You're so proud of me
16:01God put us together now
16:05I know he must love me
16:09Precious girl, can you see
16:13You're part of our family
16:17This one thing I promise
16:21God's plan for you is true
16:25You are worth so much
16:29And it's just by being you
16:35Do-do-do, do-do-do
16:39Do-do-do, do-do-do
16:43Do-do-do
16:47Time to eat.
16:49We can't have dinner yet.
16:51Why not?
16:53Too many cucumbers jumping on the bed!
16:55Too many cucumbers jumping on the bed!
16:57Ha!
16:59Oops.
17:09Merry Christmas, Pete.
17:11Merry Christmas, Mrs. Josephson.
17:13Merry Christmas to you happy little family, Stuart.
17:21Merry Christmas, Arthur.
17:23Wow, Arthur, that's a very unflattering hat.
17:27I know, it's a Morty Bumble unflattering hat.
17:29The Bumblebee comes home to Rockwell today!
17:33Today?
17:35Come on, Stewie, we've got Christmas shopping to do.
17:37I love Christmas shopping.
17:39Yeah, sure.
17:41Yay! Bumblebee!
17:49What's happening?
17:51It's him! It's Morty Bumble!
17:53He's here!
17:57Are you ready for Rockwell?
17:59He's here! He's now!
18:01He's awesome! And he's in your hometown!
18:07Give it up for the Bumblebee, Morty Bumble!
18:13Hello, former neighbors!
18:15What is up with your bad selves?
18:17Cheers to Morty, he's our hero!
18:21No, no, no, do something Christmassy!
18:23Oh Bumblebee, oh Bumblebee, how lovely is your mustache!
18:29So much better!
18:31Hey, Stuart!
18:33Stuart, buddy, long time no see.
18:35I mean, you've seen me, of course.
18:37Welcome back, Morty.
18:39Not that it feels like you ever left.
18:41Wow, my face is all over the place!
18:43It's like the world is one big mirror!
18:45And wouldn't that be incredible?
18:47Well, I better finish up my Christmas shopping.
18:49Not so fast!
18:51We've got business to discuss.
18:53We do?
18:55Join me for a latte?
18:57Give me two mocha frute, mocha chiquitos, with extra whip.
19:05Ah!
19:11I forgot to specify nonfat milk.
19:13You said we needed to talk business.
19:15Stuart!
19:17Old friend Stuart!
19:19Old teammate Stuart!
19:21Ha!
19:23Look at us!
19:25It's just like old times!
19:27Except I am crazy rich.
19:29Congratulations, Morty.
19:31You've accomplished a lot.
19:33Now, Stuart, I've come back to Rockwell
19:35to get back to my roots.
19:37No pun intended.
19:39No pun taken.
19:41I'm thinking I could use this town
19:43just as much as this town could use me.
19:45How's the toy train business?
19:47Not what it used to be, eh?
19:49We do just fine.
19:51Not according to this chart.
19:53Where'd you get that?
19:55I made it. Arrows are fun.
19:57No, I mean, how do you know this stuff?
19:59Oh, you can find out anything if you're rich enough.
20:01And guess what I found out?
20:03What?
20:05You're behind on all your bills.
20:07You're barely making ends meet.
20:09You can't make trains fast enough to stay in business.
20:11And I can make all your troubles go away
20:13if you'll just sell me the toy train factory.
20:15Whoa.
20:17Come on.
20:19You can't tell me
20:21that you wanted to end up stuck in Rockwell.
20:23Trapped.
20:25Just imagine, Stuart,
20:27if you sold me the factory,
20:29you could just hop onto that train
20:31and leave.
20:33If the factory's not making any money,
20:35why would you want it?
20:37It's not making money for you,
20:39but I know how to make money.
20:41How?
20:43Put my name on it.
20:45Pardon me, boy, is that a Morty Bumble Choo Choo?
20:47Come again?
20:49Be sure to eat your munchie dream.
20:51Morty Bumble Choo Choo.
20:53It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
20:55Your factory will be
20:57the official gift shop for Bumble Town.
20:59Bumble Town?
21:01Formerly Rockwell.
21:03The boyhood home of Morty Bumble.
21:05Come visit the town
21:07that gave birth to the legend.
21:09What? That's crazy.
21:11My roots are tingling.
21:13The mayor's all for it.
21:15Of course, we'll need to get rid of the part of the factory
21:17that cost me the most money.
21:19What part's that?
21:21The workers.
21:23I won't sell, Morty.
21:25Fine.
21:27I'll be happy to wait for you to fail.
21:29Then I'll buy it for nothing.
21:31For less than nothing.
21:33I'll use a coupon.
21:35Then you'll be waiting a long time.
21:37As soon as we finish our Christmas orders,
21:39we'll be just fine.
21:41We'll see.
21:43Yes, you will see.
21:45Ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!
21:47If you'll need me,
21:49I'll be staying at whatever you call
21:51the most expensive hotel in Mortyville.
21:53Rockwell!
21:55Not for long!
21:57Okay, now I need something salty.
22:13All right, everyone.
22:15Listen up.
22:17We got one night left to finish the trains.
22:19That's...
22:213,000.
22:233,000 trains in one night.
22:27We've got to give it 100%
22:29and make this happen.
22:31Mr. Green, the most trains we've ever made
22:33in a shift is 200.
22:35Then 100% isn't good enough.
22:37We need to give it 110%.
22:39Okay, that gets us to 220.
22:41I'm talking figuratively.
22:45100%.
22:47We'll never do.
22:49Then add a few.
22:51Because when our jobs are on the line,
22:53get those trains into gear
22:55and we'll be fine.
22:57There ain't no I-U-T.
22:59The same's true of extreme.
23:01Come on, you got to dig down deep
23:03before you take that leap.
23:05You're playing to win, you're laying it in,
23:07you're scooping more parts up out of the bin.
23:09100%.
23:11We'll never do.
23:13Then add a few.
23:15Split the uprights, sponge it in.
23:17Pick it up.
23:1910 to 110.
23:21This time we'll win.
23:23We'll win!
23:45Oh no, what have I done?
23:47Everything's ruined.
23:49It'll take a week to clean this up.
23:51Now what are we going to do?
23:53There's no way we'll make it.
23:55We're all going to lose our jobs.
23:57Hello, steward.
23:59I hope you don't mind me dropping in unannounced.
24:01I just came by to check out the...
24:03Ooh.
24:05That's going to make for a real blue Christmas.
24:07I guess this means
24:09you'll have to sell me the factory now.
24:11Huh, green machine?
24:13You were going to sell?
24:15All the hard work?
24:17The late nights?
24:19Bill, wait.
24:21Seller.
24:23I guess you've got a big decision to make.
24:25Merry Christmas, green machine!
24:43God.
24:45How did I end up like this?
24:47I was going to do something.
24:49Something special.
24:51But instead I've ruined everything.
24:53Why couldn't I have caught that football?
24:59Green machine!
25:01Green machine!
25:03Green machine!
25:05She wants to work.
25:07He's a zero.
25:09Now the town's in trouble, too.
25:13If I had all the money
25:15If I had only
25:17caught that football
25:23Ticket out.
25:25Stewart Green.
25:27What if express?
25:29What's the what if express?
25:35A train.
25:37In the football field.
25:39I have gone crazy.
25:45Hello?
25:47Hello?
25:49All aboard!
26:01And now it's time for bedtime
26:03songs with Junior.
26:05The part of the show when Junior
26:07gets tucked into his warm, comfy
26:09bed and is sung
26:11a bedtime song.
26:15Good night
26:17Good night
26:19I'll tuck you in
26:21Good night
26:23I'll kiss your cheek
26:25Soon you will sleep
26:27Now close your eyes
26:29Good night
26:33Um, Mom?
26:35Yes, Junior?
26:37Can I have my bear?
26:39Your bear?
26:41My bear, right there
26:43I love him so, and you must know
26:45I feel so much despair
26:47I moan and groan and cry and weep
26:49My tears would drown my counting sheep
26:51To have to sleep, oh please, Mom, please
26:53Don't make me sleep with all my fuzzy bear
26:57Thanks
26:59Good night
27:01Good night
27:03The lights are off
27:05Good night
27:07I'll fluff your sheets
27:09Soon you will sleep
27:11Now close your eyes
27:13Good night
27:17Um, Mom?
27:19Can I have my cat?
27:21Your cat?
27:23My cat, yes, that
27:25He's soft and cute, oh that
27:27I love him so, and you must know
27:29My heart would fall down flat
27:31It would yearn and ache and then it'd break
27:33My tears would soak a birthday cake
27:35The earth would quake, oh please, Mom, please
27:37I'd lie awake with all my chubby cat
27:39Good night
27:41It's really late
27:43Mommy-o, don't go
27:45I need my white tailed owl
27:47I love him so, and you must know
27:49My grief would overflow
27:51Good night, good night
27:53I'll tuck you in, good night
27:55My horse, my dog, my prehistoric frog
27:57I love him so, and you must know
27:59Close your eyes, good night
28:01Good night, good night
28:03I'll tuck you in, good night
28:05Good night, good night
28:07Close your eyes, good night
28:09Close your eyes, good night
28:12Friends
28:13Good night, Junior
28:15Good night
28:17This has been Bedtime Songs with Junior
28:19Tune in next time to hear Junior say
28:21Can I have a drink of water?
28:33Strange
28:37Hello? Anybody here?
28:50This is really, really odd.
28:56There's got to be somebody here.
29:02Hey, excuse me, but where's the...
29:04Ticket, please!
29:05Uh, I'm not going anywhere.
29:07Sure you are. We're all going somewhere.
29:10I mean, I can't leave Rockwell. My family's here.
29:13My goodness. Here's your ticket. It was in my hand all along.
29:16Huh? How'd you do that?
29:18I'll tell you, Stewart. I've been driving this train for a hundred years, and I still don't know how it does anything.
29:24Sit anywhere you like, but buckle up. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
29:28I told you I can't leave.
29:30Hey!
29:31I told you to buckle up.
29:36Where are we going?
29:38Wherever it is you're running to.
29:40What? I wasn't running away.
29:42You were certainly running from someone.
29:44Oh, yeah? Who?
29:46You're running from Stewart.
29:48Huh? I'm Stewart.
29:50Not the Stewart you should be.
29:52Tonight, the What-If Express will make three stops. Three stops only.
29:58Wait. What's a What-If Express?
30:00Wait. What's a What-If Express?
30:02For every regrettable, there's a hypothetical.
30:05I don't know what you're talking about.
30:07For your first stop, Stewart, you're going to see what your life would have been like if you had only caught that football.
30:21Careful what you wish for, Stewart.
30:23These train tracks can take you many places, but that doesn't mean that they're all places you should go.
30:39Down these tracks is the life that you wanted.
30:42Down these tracks is what you wish to be.
30:46Down these tracks, you'll be the hero.
30:50How does that look? We'll just have to see.
30:55Down these tracks is someone most famous.
30:58Down these tracks, you'll want for nothing.
31:02Down these tracks, you'll be the big shot.
31:05How does that look? We'll go as we seem.
31:09Down these tracks, on which we travel, lie the choices you'll soon need to make.
31:17What will make one better than the other?
31:20What will it be? Which path will you take?
31:26Down these tracks.
31:28Down these tracks.
31:40Where am I?
31:42Hey! What happened to the train?
31:44Okay, people. Let's do this one more time.
31:47Celebrity endorsement for Squeezy Cheesy Dream.
31:51Take 212. Action!
31:54If you're like me, you beg and plead,
31:56Cause it's so hard to eat squeezed cheese,
31:57But this squeezed cheese, it's easy cheese,
31:59It's Squeezy Cheesy Dream.
32:00It's like a pillow for your teeth,
32:01It comes in chickens, it's fluffy,
32:03It's not really so squeezy,
32:04That means it's cheesy funny.
32:05Eat your tummy dairy,
32:06In a slightly yummy, breezy,
32:08Squeezy Cheesy Dream.
32:10Squeezy Cheesy Dream does not contain dairy and may cause dizziness in some animals.
32:13Cut!
32:14Does anybody have a bowl I can spit this awful stuff in?
32:17Here's a bowl, big guy.
32:20Tastes like notebook paper.
32:22But twice the calories.
32:24What did I miss?
32:25Stop! Don't sneak up on me like that.
32:27I wasn't sneaking, I just had to park the train.
32:30What's going on? Why am I right here and over there?
32:34I told you, this is our first stop.
32:36You get to see what life would have been like for you,
32:40If you had caught that football.
32:42So, that's really me?
32:44It's certainly what you could be.
32:47Here's the final contract.
32:49The deal is almost done.
32:51All you need to do is sign.
32:53Not here. Let's go get some real food.
32:58This is very uncomfortable.
33:00Being invisible has its downside.
33:03Hey! Hurry up with those ultra mega uber spacey wings, will ya?
33:07I'm hurryin'. Hold your horses.
33:09Come on.
33:10I thought every time a bell rings, a customer gets his wings.
33:14Alright, show me the paperwork.
33:16Just sign here and the toy train factory is yours.
33:20What? The toy train factory?
33:22That's all of Rockwell, right?
33:24Don't you mean Stuartville?
33:29Good rings.
33:30I wouldn't sit there if I were you.
33:33I can't believe how ungrateful that town is.
33:35I mean, I put Rockwell on the map.
33:37They should have built me a statue.
33:39Why is Famous Me so grumpy?
33:41Even getting your wish has not changed your heart.
33:45I am gonna save a ton when I replace all those workers with robots.
33:49No, I won't let you.
33:51I mean, I won't let me do it.
33:53Those people are hard working.
33:56I tried to warn you.
33:58Get me outta here.
34:04What? Who are you?
34:06The name's Gabe.
34:08Is this some sort of trick?
34:10No, Stuart. No trick.
34:12Things have changed.
34:14You've spent your whole life wishing you had caught that football.
34:18And now you have.
34:20I get it. I'm dreaming. Makes perfect sense.
34:23That Maki Chaki Kido must have given me nightmares.
34:25You're not dreaming.
34:27Thanks a bunch, dream dude.
34:28Be seeing you in my naps.
34:33They're moving again.
34:35No kidding.
34:39So this is real? I really caught that football?
34:42And I'm really rich and famous?
34:44And every bit as unhappy.
34:46That couldn't be true. How could I be rich, famous and unhappy?
34:50You'd be surprised.
34:52I think you'll understand better after our second stop.
34:57What's the second stop?
34:59The first stop was what your life is like since you made that touchdown.
35:03Uh-huh.
35:04The second stop is what life is now like for everyone else.
35:12Where are we?
35:14You've been here a thousand times.
35:16We're at the Rockwell Town Square.
35:18Never looked like this.
35:22Wait, is that my voice?
35:30I don't like famous, Stuart.
35:33I'm closing up for Christmas now, Pete.
35:35But I'll be here early day after tomorrow.
35:38Is that...
35:39Stuart, wait!
35:41Donna, it's me. It's your... Stewie.
35:45Why is she all alone?
35:47Why do you think?
35:49Because I left town after I made that touchdown.
35:52And I never came back.
35:54You never married her, Stuart.
35:56And she never loved anyone else.
35:59Hey lady, it's Christmas.
36:01Got any candy?
36:03Oh boy, it's the football team.
36:05Oh, I'm sorry, little boy.
36:07I don't have any candy.
36:09Uh-oh.
36:10Wait, what are they doing?
36:12Wrong answer!
36:14That was hilarious!
36:16But those are good kids.
36:18Not in a world where no one has taken the time to help them become something better.
36:23I took the time.
36:24That's right.
36:25You were like a father to those boys.
36:28But not anymore.
36:30Wait, my boys?
36:32That wasn't the whole team.
36:34Where are my twins, Art and Barney?
36:36Barney and Art were never born, remember?
36:38Because you never got married.
36:41But wait, that means...
36:43Emma.
36:44Emma.
36:45Emma should be here. She should be alive.
36:47And why is that, Stuart?
36:49Because Emma was adopted.
36:51I'm afraid things are very different in this world.
36:55Gabe, where is she? I have to know.
36:57Don't do this to yourself, Stuart.
36:59Let's just get back on the train.
37:01Gabe, what happened to Emma?
37:04She's right over there.
37:08Emma.
37:09Emma, it's me. It's Daddy.
37:11I'm afraid she can't hear you.
37:21Don't worry, Daddy.
37:23I will be your family.
37:26I'm here, Emma.
37:27I'm here, Emma.
37:28I'm here.
37:29Emma.
37:34Please, please tell me this isn't real.
37:36This isn't better than my old life.
37:38What is it you want?
37:40I just want all of this to change.
37:42Oh, things can change.
37:45Welcome to the third stop.
37:50The one that requires a choice.
37:54What choice? I'll do anything.
37:57Stuart, do you believe God loves you?
38:00Yes, of course I do.
38:02Then why don't you also believe
38:04He has directed every step you've ever taken?
38:09Precious child, Stuart Green
38:13You're worth much more than it may seem
38:17God has made more of your life
38:21Than your unleashed dreams
38:25Precious one, so special too
38:29When you doubt God's plan for you
38:33Just take a look around you
38:37At all the joy you'll bring
38:43The way you live, the love you give
38:47To those around you
38:51The lives you touch, it's worth so much
38:55And that's just how God made you
39:02I know what my choice is.
39:04Oh, you do?
39:05I can choose to stay in this world of what if.
39:08Or?
39:09Or I can choose to go back to Rockwell
39:11And face my problems
39:13Knowing that God has a plan for me.
39:15Even when you don't see it.
39:18And that plan for you is better than
39:21Anything you could come up with on your own.
39:34I like unfamous Stuart.
39:36Can I really have it?
39:37Oh yes, I do believe you're ready.
39:42All aboard!
39:46I can see his love for me.
39:49Your words are wise, my new friend.
39:52I'll hope in God's good plan alone.
39:55With him I can depend.
39:59Take a look out the window.
40:01The view might just take your breath away.
40:16You are worth so much
40:19And it's just by being you.
40:40A game?
40:42A game?
40:46Thanks for everything.
40:49Rockwell!
40:51Oh, I love you, Rockwell!
40:53And I love you, coffee shop!
40:55And you, big old tree!
40:57And you, broken down dentist office!
40:59And even you, billboard with big old Morty Bumble!
41:02Hey, where is everybody?
41:08This old factory may be a disaster
41:10But still, my...
41:12Disaster?
41:19Oh, Stuart, isn't it wonderful?
41:22I told everyone that you refused to sell the factory
41:25And they all came to help.
41:27The whole town!
41:29What's going on in here?
41:31I thought everything was busted!
41:33It... it was.
41:35Hey, Stuart's back!
41:38Might as well make this a party!
41:43Cheers to Stuart, he's our hero
41:47Faithful father, boss and friend
41:50Our lives are better because he loves us
41:54We'll be loyal to the end
41:58Stuart!
41:59Dad!
42:00Daddy!
42:01Art, Barney, Emma!
42:03I missed you guys!
42:05Why, where were we?
42:07Teddy wants a hug, too!
42:09Every day, Emma! Every single day!
42:13What's the matter, Daddy?
42:15Nothing's the matter, Emma.
42:17I just realized that my life is very meaningful.
42:20Teddy wants to know whose life is meaningful, too.
42:24You tell Teddy that our lives are special
42:27Because we have each other
42:29And that's God's plan for us.
42:32I can't believe it!
42:34Everybody helped you!
42:36Nobody would ever help me!
42:38Nobody would want to.
42:41Linda?
42:42Hi, Morty!
42:43It's been a long time!
42:46Too long.
42:47It's good to see you.
42:50You know, Bumblebee
42:51It's not too late to live a meaningful life.
42:55I know!
42:56You know, I just had the strangest train ride!
43:07Merry Christmas, gang!
43:18I feel like I always say this, but
43:20Wow, Larry, that was great!
43:22Thanks, Bob.
43:23Glad to see you got your voice back.
43:25I'm, uh, I'm sorry I said that you always mess up my plans.
43:29Aw, I forgive you.
43:31We're over here by Qwerty to talk about our plans.
43:34We're over here by Qwerty to talk about what we've learned today.
43:39And so what we have learned applies if you are wise
43:42We're too dumb to say and no one's got a right
43:44To say it's in his book
43:45Wow.
43:46But what you see we know that's where it's for us
43:48Everyone has done this and we've had our fun
43:50We've had some fun, let's go and take a look
43:52Etsy little jingle.
43:56Heh heh.
43:57Stuart wished that his life had turned out different.
44:00He thought if he had only caught that football
44:03His life would have been better.
44:05But Stuart learned that God had a plan for him
44:08That was more important than winning a football game.
44:11Stuart realized that everything in his life was meaningful
44:15Because God was always working in his life
44:17Even when he didn't see it.
44:19So even though I'm sad I don't get to be a cheerleader
44:22I should have hope because God loves me and has a plan for me?
44:26Exactly, Maggie.
44:27Let's see if Qwerty has a verse for us.
44:29You know I do.
44:33I know the plans that I have for you, declares the Lord
44:37They are plans for good and not disaster
44:40Plans to give you a future filled with hope.
44:44Jeremiah 29 11
44:46Thanks, Bob. Thanks, Larry. Love you, Qwerty.
44:49Back at ya, Maggie.
44:51Aren't you glad it was God's plan for me to be here
44:53Making veggie tales with you, Bob, huh?
44:55Boy, am I.
44:57Well, that's all the time we have for today, kids.
45:00Remember, God made you special.
45:03He loves you very much.
45:05And he has got a plan for your life.
45:08Bye!
45:21Long before you drew your first breath
45:24A dream was coming true
45:28God wanted to give a gift to the world
45:32So he wrapped it up in you
45:37Every step that you've taken
45:41Every move that you've made
45:44Is part of his plan
45:48You were meant to be touching the lives that you touch
45:53And meant to be here making this world so much more
45:57Than it would be without you in it
46:01You were meant to be bringing the gifts that you bring
46:05And singing the songs you've been given to sing
46:09You are perfectly, wonderfully, beautifully meant to be
46:16You were meant to be
46:24Long before you took your first fall
46:29You stumbled to the ground
46:33God started telling the story of you
46:37To the angels gathered around
46:41Every failure and victory
46:45And everything in between
46:49It's all in his hands
46:53You were meant to be touching the lives that you touch
46:58And meant to be here making this world so much more
47:02Than it would be without you in it
47:06You were meant to be bringing the gifts that you bring
47:10And singing the songs you've been given to sing
47:14You are perfectly, wonderfully, beautifully meant to be
47:21You were meant to be
47:25You are, you are, you are meant to be
47:35For every breath that you're taking
47:39And every move that you make
47:44It's a meaningful life you've been given
47:48So live it well
47:51You were meant to be touching the lives that you touch
47:56And meant to be here making this world so much more
48:00Than it would be without you in it
48:04You were meant to be bringing the gifts that you bring
48:08And singing the songs you've been given to sing
48:12You are perfectly, wonderfully, beautifully meant to be
48:19You were meant to be
48:26To be
48:31You were meant to be
48:42You were meant to be