VeggieTales: Dave and the Giant Pickle (Widescreen) (without intro and silly song)
I removed the intro and silly song for copyright reasons
Transcript
00:01Danger lurks in the big city.
00:03Disaster waits in every dark alley.
00:06Peril behind every park bench.
00:09The world needs a hero!
00:11But not just an ordinary hero, no!
00:13A special hero!
00:15A superhero!
00:18I am that hero!
00:20They call me Larry Boy!
00:26Wherever there is trouble, I'll be there!
00:29Whatever a helpless vegetable calls out, I'm Lancer!
00:33Evil-doers beware!
00:35You are no match for the awesome power of Larry Boy and his...
00:38Super Suction Ears!
00:43You doubt? A demonstration!
00:55Um, hi kids!
00:57I'm Bob the Tomato.
00:59And I think that's Larry the Cucumber.
01:02I'm Larry Boy! Who are you?
01:04Larry? It's me, Bob!
01:06Bob? Bob? I don't know Bob!
01:09Hey there, citizen!
01:11Would you give me a hand with my Super Suction Ear?
01:13It seems to have malfunctioned.
01:15Uh, okay. What do I do?
01:18Well, it's just that I'm afraid it's about to let...
01:23Go. Ouch.
01:26Wow. I didn't know being a superhero could be so painful.
01:30Maybe you should just go back to being plain old Larry.
01:34But I don't want to be plain old Larry anymore.
01:37Why not?
01:38Well, there's nothing special about plain old Larry.
01:42He can't do anything neat like fly or save people or anything.
01:46He's just plain old boring.
01:49Oh. Not feeling very special, huh?
01:52Nope.
01:53Hmm. Hey, I know.
01:55What?
01:56I could...
01:57Ow! Larry! You got my...
02:00Bob? Bob? Hold back! Hold back, Bob!
02:06Um, well, what I was going to say is that we...
02:11Ah-choo!
02:12Ow! That smarts!
02:14Hey, look! I'm a Lego round.
02:18As I was saying,
02:20we just got a letter from Myra Eggleston of Youngstown, Pennsylvania.
02:25Now, Myra has a lot of brothers and sisters,
02:28and they're all bigger than she is.
02:30She says that they can do really neat things
02:33like play soccer and dance ballet,
02:35but Myra's too little.
02:37So Myra wants to know what's special about her.
02:41Oh, Myra, I know how you feel.
02:44Well, Myra and Larry,
02:47I'm going to tell you a story about a boy named Dave.
02:55Now, Dave lived in a land called Israel
02:58a long, long time ago.
03:00So long ago that there weren't any cars
03:03or telephones or vacuum cleaners or anything.
03:06There were mostly just sheep,
03:09especially around Dave's house,
03:11because Dave was a shepherd.
03:13No, no, that's not him.
03:15That's one of his brothers.
03:17Nope, another brother.
03:19Uh, nope, another brother.
03:21Dave had a lot of brothers.
03:23Aha! There he is!
03:25No, not the sheep.
03:27He's behind the sheep.
03:29Shoo there, Fluffy.
03:33Hi, I'm Dave.
03:35I have a lot of brothers.
03:37Yep, seven to be exact.
03:39Now, Dave and his brothers
03:41spent most of their time in the fields
03:44taking care of their sheep,
03:46which could be hard work
03:48because their sheep had an unusual problem.
03:51They tip over.
03:53Oh, look, there goes one now.
03:55But Dave had an even bigger problem.
03:58You see, of all the brothers, he was the smallest.
04:02That's right, everybody's bigger than I am.
04:05And sometimes his big brothers would pick on him.
04:09Dave, one of my sheep fell over.
04:11Would you come pick it up for me?
04:14I'm kind of busy right now.
04:16Do you remember the time we dipped you in tar
04:19and stuck you to the backside of an angry water buffalo?
04:22I'll be right there.
04:24Hey, Dave, one of my sheep fell, too.
04:28Just a minute.
04:30Oh, look, all of my sheep fell over.
04:34Dave?
04:37Oh, Dave, after you pick up our sheep,
04:40could you run and get me a bite to eat?
04:42I'm famished.
04:44Oh, yeah, me, too. Get me something, too.
04:46You know, sometimes I think I could eat a whole camel.
04:50Oh, yeah? Well, sometimes I think I could eat a whole spaceship.
04:54Uh, what's a spaceship?
04:56I have no idea.
04:58That's how things had pretty much always been for Dave.
05:01Nothing really exciting happened around there
05:04until one day when their dad, Jesse,
05:06came running out with some horrible news.
05:11Whoa! Dave, could you pick those up?
05:15Oh, boys! Oh, boys!
05:17I got horrible news!
05:19The phila... The phila... The... The philathemes are, uh...
05:23They're attacking!
05:27The lima beans are, uh, lacking?
05:31The nectarines are quacking?
05:34One more time, please, and let's work on our enunciation.
05:38The philathemes are attacking!
05:49Uh, Bob, what are the philathemes?
05:52The philathemes are a group of islands
05:54off the coast of Southeast Asia,
05:56but that's not important now.
05:58The philistines were people who hated Israel.
06:01They wanted to take Israel's land
06:03and make the Israelites their slaves,
06:05so they'd have to do whatever the philistines told them to do.
06:08Oh, that's bad.
06:10You're right. So the Israelites needed to protect themselves.
06:14We need to protect ourselves, but how?
06:18King Saul is putting together an army to stop the philistines.
06:23He needs your help! You must help save Israel!
06:27We must help save Israel!
06:31We must help save Israel!
06:34We must help save Israel!
06:37Hey, hey, hey, Dave! Where do you think you're going?
06:41I must help save Israel!
06:46It's very nice that you want to help,
06:49but saving a country is a big thing.
06:52You're a little guy.
06:54Big people do big things, and little people do little things.
06:59So stay with the sheep.
07:01But...
07:09They're big.
07:11I'm little.
07:13They go.
07:17I twiddle.
07:19Why can't little guys do big things, too?
07:29By the time Dave's brothers arrived at King Saul's camp,
07:33battle lines had been drawn between the philistines and the Israelites.
07:37And, as was the custom in their day,
07:40the armies lined up and yelled at each other.
07:43Hello, Israelites! You are pigs!
07:46And soon we will put apples in your mouths and stick you in our toaster ovens!
07:51Yes, after we defeat you,
07:53you will be our slaves and you will have to fetch us our sleepers!
07:57Yes, and iron our trousers!
07:59And wipe our little noses!
08:02And scratch that spot on our backs we cannot reach,
08:05no matter how hard we try!
08:09Don't you have anything to say?
08:12Um, do you guys have any fried chicken?
08:16I've got a real hankering for fried chicken!
08:19Yeah, me too!
08:21This is going to be easier than we thought.
08:24You know, I think I can save us all a lot of time.
08:27How about if we bring out our strongest man,
08:30and you bring out your strongest man, and they will fight?
08:33If our champion beats your champion, you will be our slaves.
08:36But if your champion defeats us, we will be your slaves.
08:39What do you think about that?
08:41Well, the Israelites were getting kind of tired of the yelling,
08:44and the Philistines did seem a little on the small side,
08:48so King Saul agreed.
08:50That seems like a reasonable idea.
08:53All right, we agree.
08:55Send out your champion!
08:57Hey, Goliath!
09:06Who will I fight?
09:37The Israelites were so terrified of Goliath
09:40that they all ran away and hid.
09:42Nobody will fight. I'll come back tomorrow.
09:46And that's exactly what he did.
09:48Goliath came back the next day,
09:51and the next day,
09:54and the next day for 40 days.
09:57But every time he showed up, all the Israelites ran away and hid.
10:01Finally, Jesse started to worry about his boys,
10:04so he sent little Dave to the battlefield with some food.
10:08Now Dave got to King Saul's camp
10:11just about the time Goliath was going to come out,
10:14so all the Israelites were hiding.
10:17Hello!
10:20Is anybody here?
10:22Shh! He'll hear you.
10:25Who?
10:27Him! That big pickle over there.
10:31Who will fight me?
10:34Well, who's going to fight him?
10:37What are you, nuts? He'd have us for lunch.
10:40Speaking of which, what did you bring us?
10:43Here you go.
10:46Mmm, pizza.
10:49Oh, cheese in the crust. That's tremendous.
10:53Come on, guys. Have you forgotten?
10:56We're the children of God.
10:59What?
11:01The children of God.
11:03The Bible says that the Israelites were God's chosen people.
11:06God led them through the desert,
11:08he helped them walk across the Red Sea,
11:11and whenever they went into battle, God was there with them.
11:14They had always known that if God was on their side,
11:17no one could stand against them.
11:19Wow!
11:21But King Saul and his men were so scared of big, tall Goliath,
11:25they forgot that God was even bigger.
11:27Oh, dear.
11:29Larry, you've got something on your...
11:32Huh?
11:34Oh, never mind.
11:36Once again, no one would answer Goliath's challenge.
11:41Oh, no one to fight.
11:44They told me that you are the children of God.
11:48You are cowards. I come back tomorrow.
11:53I can't believe you're letting him say that.
11:56Somebody's got to do something.
12:00What are you going to do, Dave?
12:02Remember, you're a little guy.
12:04Leave this big stuff to us big people.
12:09Do you think he saw me?
12:12No, you're okay.
12:15Well, Dave knew exactly what he had to do,
12:18so he went straight to King Saul and announced his plan.
12:22I will fight Goliath.
12:25King Saul took the news rather well.
12:28I'm sorry, my ears must be failing.
12:31I could have sworn I heard you say that you'd fight Goliath.
12:35But you didn't say that, did you?
12:38Yes, I did.
12:40Oh, I say, that's very kind, but let's be reasonable.
12:46You are a tiny little fellow,
12:49but Goliath, he's enormous.
12:52No, no, no, no, that's a job for a big person,
12:56not a little boy like you.
13:00You're not going to sing, are you?
13:04Couldn't you just play your harp and I'll throw things at you?
13:09Oh.
13:11You're big, I'm little
13:14My head only comes to your middle
13:17I say, little guys can do big things, too
13:20Yes, but Goliath, he's...
13:23He's big, but God's bigger
13:26And when I think I am the 20th figure
13:29With his help, little guys can do big things, too
13:36Oh, I see what you're saying.
13:40All right, I understand. Now let's suppose that this is true.
13:43You still look rather weepy, but I know what we can do.
13:46I'm certain it will only take a minute.
13:48There's a closet in the corner and you'll like what I've got in it.
13:51You'll find my royal armor there. Now, Dally, put it on.
13:53Yes, now you'll look much bigger when the battle lines are drawn.
13:55One more thing you'll need, I think.
13:57Pick up my royal sword. It's a big one and a beauty.
13:59The best we could afford.
14:01Once you've got it all together, I think you will agree.
14:03You're bound to do much better if you try to look like me.
14:08Oh, dear.
14:10You know, I think maybe I should just be plain old me.
14:14Oh, yes. Well, I suppose.
14:18But have you seen Goliath?
14:20Why, he's... He's just... He's...
14:23He's big, but God's bigger
14:26And when I think I am the 20th figure
14:30With his help, little guys can do big things, too
14:35With his help, little guys can do big things
14:38With his help, I know I can do big things
14:41With his help, little guys can do big things, too
14:50All right, if you're sure you know what you're getting into.
14:55Oh, dear.
15:01Well, Dave wasn't exactly sure what he was getting into,
15:04but he knew God would be there with him.
15:07So he went down to a stream and found five smooth stones.
15:11Then he went back to the camp and waited for Goliath.
15:16Who will fight me?
15:19I will fight you, Goliath.
15:23You know, if I didn't know better,
15:25I'd say that sounded like Dave.
15:27Oh, yeah.
15:30You know, if I didn't know better,
15:33I'd say that looks like Dave.
15:36Huh?
15:38Dave?
15:41Goliath was equally surprised.
15:44Who said that?
15:46I did!
15:48Huh?
15:50Whoa-ho-ho!
15:52Am I a dog that you come at me with sticks?
15:56I don't exactly know what you mean.
16:00But you are not a dog!
16:02You are a really big guy that wants to beat me up!
16:06And I come at you not with sticks,
16:09but in the name of the God of Israel,
16:12who this day shall help me defeat you!
16:16We will see who defeats who.
16:20Now we fight.
16:22It's showtime!
16:26It's showtime!
16:28Whoo-hoo!
16:30Whoo-hoo!
16:32Whoo-hoo!
16:57Hi, everyone.
17:02It's time for the
17:06man with the
17:08most amazing
17:12project ever.
17:14It's called
17:16Spider-Man!
17:18And with that,
17:20I'd like to introduce
17:22you to
17:24The Philistines were so scared of Dave that they all ran away and hid and Israel was saved.
17:55And that's the story of Dave, a really little guy who did a really big thing.
18:02The Philistines were so scared of Dave that they all ran away and Israel was saved.
18:23Well, what did you think of the story?
18:25Oh my goodness! That was amazing!
18:28Dave was just a teeny little guy, but he beat Goliath who was the biggest, strongest guy they'd ever seen.
18:34Oh my! I laughed, I cried. It moved me, Bob.
18:38Well, good. It's time to talk about...
18:42It's time to talk about what we learned today.
18:46Uh, Bob? Why are you whispering?
18:49Because whenever I say that, that song plays.
18:53What song, Bob?
18:54You know, the What Have We Learned song.
18:57Oh! You mean the song that plays every time you say, and now it's time to talk about what we've learned today?
19:03And so what we have learned applies to our lives today. God has a lot to say in his book.
19:12Yep, that's the one.
19:14Kind of catchy, isn't it?
19:16You see, we know that God's word is for everyone. And now that our song is done, we'll take a look.
19:26Now in our story, no one thought David could do anything important. After all, he was just a little guy.
19:33Why, even King Saul tried to change David by putting his own armor on him.
19:38It kind of reminds me of another guy who thought he had to put on a costume to be special.
19:43Yeah.
19:44But David loved God, and he knew that even though he was small, God could help him do big things.
19:51I'll say. He took on that old Goliath when all the other guys were too scared to try.
19:56But that's not all, Larry. David went on to be the king of all Israel.
20:00Wow! That's pretty good for a little guy.
20:03Well, that's pretty good for any guy.
20:05Yeah.
20:06Well, if God can help David do big things even though he was little, then I sure don't need to dress up like a superhero to be special.
20:13Nope. Larry, you're special just the way you are.
20:17Aw, thanks, Bob.
20:19Hey, let's see if Qwerty has a verse for us.
20:21Okay.
20:23Qwerty, do you have a verse for us?
20:30With God, all things are possible. Matthew 19, 26.
20:35Oh, great, because I've always wanted to be a chicken. Do you think God would turn me into a chicken?
20:40No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not what the verse means.
20:44It's not?
20:45No, it doesn't mean that we can just do whatever we want to do. It means that anything that God wants us to do, we can do.
20:52Oh.
20:53You see, God wanted the Israelites to win that battle, but that meant that someone had to fight Goliath.
20:59Even though David was just a kid, he knew that if God wanted him to beat Goliath, he could do it.
21:05That showed just how much David trusted God, and that's why he became such a great king for Israel.
21:12Wow, so anything God wants me to do, I can do. That makes me feel pretty special.
21:18And, Myra, I hope that makes you feel pretty special, too.
21:22Uh, one more question, Bob.
21:25What's that, Larry?
21:26Um, does this mean that I can't pretend I'm Larry Boy anymore?
21:30Larry, as long as you feel okay about plain old Larry, because plain old Larry is very special, you can pretend to be whoever you want.
21:38Oh, great.
21:39Well, we're out of time for today. Remember, God made you special, and he loves you very much. Bye!
21:47I'm just going to hang out here for a while.
21:49Oh, okay.
21:55The world needs a hero. I am that hero! They call me Larry Boy!
22:09Bob? Bob!
22:15Could you, uh, could you give me a hand?
22:21Hey, there!
22:24Hey, hey, you over there!
22:28Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me!
22:32Bob!
22:34Oh, dear.
22:36Ouch.
23:06You