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00:00It's Monday Night Raw, it's the sign of the dollar bill.
00:05It's the sign of Ted DiBiase.
00:07And yes, representing Bam Bam Bigelow tonight on Monday Night Raw.
00:11Bam Bam against Lex Luger.
00:13Well, wait a minute.
00:15This is supposed to be single competition.
00:18What's going on, Randy Savage?
00:20Strength in numbers, McMahon.
00:22Obviously, Bam Bam Bigelow doesn't think he can beat Lex Luger by himself.
00:27Ted DiBiase, the manager, and indeed the proprietor, if you would,
00:32of a million dollar team.
00:35And DiBiase with his own parade,
00:37his own Columbus Day parade coming down the ringside.
00:42You have to wonder what's going on in the mind of Lex Luger.
00:46What's Lex Luger gonna do about this?
00:48Will he come out by himself?
00:50Or will he bring his own entourage with him?
00:52Who knows what's gonna happen tonight on Monday Night Raw?
00:56Here's your winner,
00:59Randy Savage, the man who
01:04won the WWE World Heavyweight Championship,
01:11Ted DiBiase.
01:14We are ready for action once again.
01:21Welcome everyone to a special holiday edition of Monday Night Raw.
01:26Vince McMahon here along with the Macho Man, Randy Savage.
01:29And who better to kick off this holiday edition than the man made in the USA,
01:34Lex Luger.
01:35What a matchup this is gonna be, Randy Savage.
01:38Read about that, just like Christopher Columbus once said.
01:42One if by land, two if by sea.
01:45Okay, it's gonna be one of those nights.
01:48Anything can happen here in the WWE.
01:51And here he comes, Lex Luger.
01:54Yeah.
01:55Here's your opponent, from the Gulf of Chile,
02:01the man who won the WWE World Heavyweight Championship,
02:07Ted DiBiase.
02:08And there's the man who unabashedly carries up proudly, Lex Luger.
02:12The man who many thought would sell out to Ted DiBiase,
02:15the million dollar man at SummerSlam.
02:18When in fact, it was the Native American, Tataka, who did just that.
02:22No one will ever doubt.
02:24Lex Luger's word again, and tonight, Lex Luger, one on one.
02:28Or at least it's supposed to be one on one.
02:29But bam, yes, look at this.
02:33The Rockets red flag for Lex Luger.
02:37Stars and stripes supported by the colors red, white, and blue.
02:40So proud, the master of the Rebel Rack, Lex Luger.
02:44He would never sell out.
02:45Watch out, Bam Bam Bigelow.
02:49Several weeks ago, it was Native American Tataka in a matchup with Razor Emoji.
02:54That brought Lex Luger down to the ringside.
02:55From behind, Bam Bam Bigelow pummeled the man made in the USA.
03:00And that is what led up to this match here tonight.
03:03However, Luger signed for individual competition.
03:06Not a match with Tataka.
03:08Not, what is this, three on one?
03:10What's going on with the rules?
03:12Where are the regulations?
03:13Where are the officials?
03:14The corporation is circling the wagons.
03:17Watch out, Lex Luger.
03:18Yes, wait a minute, Bam Bam attacking Lex Luger.
03:21Bam Bam hammering away.
03:24Luger distracted by Tataka, Bam Bam with a headbutt.
03:27Now, Tataka to the outside, as well as Nikolai Volkov.
03:31Finally, one on one in the ring.
03:33Nonetheless, the initial damage done to Lex Luger.
03:35Less than his capacity, crowd very much behind Lex Luger.
03:43Just as they were in New York City for the Columbus Day Parade.
03:46Behind the Macho Man, Randy Savage.
03:48War on that later on, off the rope and down goes Luger.
03:51Look at that.
03:51The tank-like Bam Bam Bigelow, thus far, pretty much mauling Lex Luger.
03:56Sets him up for the ride.
03:57Whips him to the rope.
03:58Coming off and down again.
04:00What a shame it would be if Lex Luger didn't get an offense started anytime soon,
04:04because Bam Bam is one of the toughest superstars in the World Wrestling Federation.
04:08He didn't need the edge, but he took it and he got it, and
04:11he's gonna take it all the way.
04:12And a scoop and a slap.
04:13Consultation going on on the outside, a cover to it.
04:16A kick out by Luger.
04:17Almost a cover, almost a pinfall right there.
04:20And Luger, not bad on defense, but he is much,
04:24much better on offense, as you brought out earlier on.
04:27Lex Luger pretty much confused, I would suggest, with what's going on.
04:32Not only on the inside of the ring, but
04:33what's going on on the outside of the ring as well.
04:35He has to be distracted.
04:36Well, I'm a little stunned myself, and I think this capacity crowd is too.
04:40Off the rope, reversal in.
04:41Yes, elbow to the butt of the jaw.
04:44A hard right hand, clip of jaw to the outside is Bam Bam Bigelow.
04:48That's what Lex Luger needed, was a little momentum his way.
04:51Now we're gonna see who's who and what's what.
04:54As far as the corporation is concerned, we're gonna see who's who and
04:59what's what as well, because later on, the newest member of the corporation,
05:03huge King Kong Bundy's gonna join us in action.
05:06But right now, it's Bam Bam Bigelow against Lex Luger, and Luger holding his own.
05:11Just like Christopher Columbus discovered America,
05:14Bam Bam's gonna discover what Lex Luger's all about.
05:17If Luger can get him up on that Rebel Rock, then Bam Bam is gonna submit just
05:21like anyone else who's ever been up there.
05:24I would love it.
05:25Armbar applied now.
05:27And look, Luger applying the armbar.
05:29Can't help but look into the eyes of Native American Tataka.
05:32Look at that.
05:33There's animosity between these two, to say the least.
05:36What kind of an American is Tataka after all?
05:39Selling out as he did to the Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase.
05:42And casting doubt, as Tataka and
05:45DiBiase both did, on Lex Luger's integrity.
05:49That'll never happen again.
05:51And Luger might as well be in the ring with DiBiase and Tataka.
05:56Tataka disappointed all Native Americans all over the world,
06:00all because of the almighty dollar.
06:02And Bam Bam scooping up the leg and drops the elbow, but misses.
06:08Lex Luger now lining up Big Bam Bam, the beast from the east.
06:11Hammering away on that shoulder.
06:15Luger back to the armbar, conspicuous by his absence around ringside.
06:20Not only King Kong Bundy, whom we will see later on, but also Erwin R.
06:25Shyster, who I would suggest is probably busy doing some auditing somewhere.
06:29What about you and your taxes?
06:30Are you up to date?
06:31I would rather plead the Fifth Amendment on that one.
06:34I'm pretty cool, but thanks a lot, McMahon, for bringing it up.
06:37Anything for a friend.
06:40And Luger now continuing to wind it up on Bam Bam Bigelow.
06:46Working on the wrist, Bam Bam, backing up against the ropes, and
06:49a hold must be broken.
06:53But not before Bam Bam wrecks the face of Luger.
06:58And now, it's Bam Bam on the offensive.
07:01Tell you what, these are two big guys going against each other.
07:05For the ride coming off, and over the, no, look at that.
07:08Into a cut, two, and almost a count of three.
07:10That was a different variation of a power slam right there.
07:13He came down to the back of Lex Luger's neck.
07:15And connecting with the headbutt, and now going for the big one.
07:18Bam Bam Bigelow, going to the outside, Bam Bam climbing up.
07:23Bam Bam, ladies and gentlemen, reconnects with his headbutt.
07:25It'll be all over.
07:26They'll be scraping up Lex Luger, no.
07:28Bam Bam, wait a minute.
07:33House of Fires, Lex Luger, there's a cover, a hook, two, and he gets him, yes.
07:38No, he didn't get him, but I'll tell you what,
07:40Lex Luger shouldn't have to fight the whole corporation himself.
07:43This is ridiculous.
07:45Nikolai Volkov distracting Luger, standing up on the apron.
07:48That's enough to be disqualified right there.
07:51If he wouldn't have had to go over to Volkov right there, even though he hit him,
07:54he might have got the three count on Bam Bam Bigelow, and it would be done.
07:58History.
07:59Luger stepping over Bam Bam, gaining yet more leverage.
08:02And again, looking down in the eyes, wait a minute.
08:06No.
08:06Look at this walking condominium.
08:08Luger is set to see in action later on.
08:11It's King Kong Bundy.
08:13Come on, Luger, you know what that means.
08:16This is ridiculous.
08:17Wait a minute, Luger has every right to protest to the official.
08:21Stop the match, stop.
08:22Wait a minute, Bam Bam's hammering away.
08:24Bam Bam trying to set up Lex Luger.
08:26This is not right.
08:27Stay with us.
08:28No.
08:30We're back with our Monday Night Raw.
08:31We are happy that you have joined us tonight.
08:33And undaunted, ladies and gentlemen,
08:35Lex Luger, against all odds, has chosen to continue on with this matchup.
08:40Luger has been pummeled from pillar to post by not just Bam Bam Bigelow,
08:46but by almost every member of the corporation outside the ring during the break.
08:50Yet, Lex Luger will not call it quits.
08:53Wait a minute.
08:53What is going on now?
08:55Hey, hey.
08:56Here come some bad boys for you.
08:57It's Adam Bond.
08:59It's Mabel.
09:01Take a look at this wrecking crew if you want.
09:04Now maybe the odds can shift back the other way.
09:08Well, Lex didn't call for these guys.
09:10He's too proud to do that.
09:11But I am real, real glad that they are down here on ringside.
09:16Nonetheless, Bam Bam Bigelow continues his attack, continues to pummel Lex Luger.
09:22Luger must do something to counter the awesome skills of the beast from the east.
09:27Bam Bam's so big, so powerful, so agile, and unquestionably cheating.
09:35And now you see the intent look on the face of Adam Bond, as well as Mabel.
09:39This capacity crowd now on their feet,
09:41making sense there's gonna be an explosion here in this matchup.
09:45Can you believe the debiases arguing with the referee?
09:48But those guys came down from ringside when he's got about 32 guys down here.
09:53Yeah, I couldn't believe that.
09:54I couldn't believe anything.
09:54You talk about green, you talk about avarice.
09:57That's what Ted DiBiase is all about.
10:00Look out, my goodness.
10:01The DDT just couldn't do it.
10:05One, two, and it counted.
10:07He didn't get him.
10:08He did not get him.
10:09He did not get him.
10:10Lex has got intestinal fortitude, but let me tell you something about Bam Bam.
10:14He is a fantastic technician in that ring.
10:18A clothesline, down goes Lex Luger.
10:19This was the opportunity to plot.
10:21Here's a cover again.
10:22Two in.
10:24Almost three again.
10:26Doesn't get any closer than that.
10:28And Luger suffering the consequences of the entire corporation of DiBiase.
10:34Notwithstanding, Bam Bam Bigelow's effort, and Bam Bam in control.
10:38Bam Bam, what a maneuver that was.
10:41Unbelievable.
10:42Think about it, McMahon.
10:44What a big guy.
10:44Wait a minute, a cover.
10:45He might get him.
10:46Two in.
10:46Yes, no.
10:48Did he get him?
10:48No, the right shoulder barely got up.
10:50I didn't see it.
10:51DiBiase was blocking my view.
10:53We'll take another look at it here in a second.
10:55Luger got his shoulder up.
10:57Nonetheless, Bam Bam pours on the pressure.
10:59Let's take another look at that move we saw moments ago.
11:02Look at the agility.
11:05Unbelievable.
11:06Taking a lesson from the one, two, three kid, but a very, very large man doing it.
11:12And speaking of large men, they are circling the ring.
11:16Yes.
11:17But Erwin R Shyster, they're all here, ladies and gentlemen.
11:20Ted DiBiase's corporation.
11:22They're trying to rid the WWF of Lex Luger.
11:26Tataka and Lex Luger on a collision course somewhere down the line.
11:30Perhaps on a heart attack tour.
11:32Bam Bam has been elected to do the damage.
11:35Looks like a board meeting around that square.
11:37Circle McMahon and DiBiase's the chairman of the board.
11:41Yes, indeed.
11:43And now Mabel on the other side along with Adam Bob doing everything they can
11:47with his capacity, trying to cheer Lex Luger on and escape with an elbow to the rope.
11:54The knee to the midsection and Luger is right back down to the canvas.
11:57I don't know if that was to the midsection or
11:59if that was to the kneecap right there.
12:01But Lex Luger's hurt.
12:02Luger is crumpled on the canvas once again.
12:08But Luger obviously has proven he will not give up.
12:13Luger has proven it against all odds.
12:16Almost all the members of the corporation.
12:18He was standing out there alone.
12:20Just as he does when he comes to the ring and waves old glory high.
12:24This is an unjustified start for Lex Luger, but he's been fighting back.
12:29And that's what Lex Luger's all about, is not quitting.
12:33Bam Bam Bigelow.
12:35Look at the expression on his face now.
12:37Rear and back, no block.
12:38The right hand.
12:40Come on, Lex.
12:41Blocked again.
12:42Another right hand by Luger.
12:44A rake in the face and once again, right in front of DiBiase.
12:46Bad spot to be in.
12:49Look at this.
12:50Luger's throat down on the rope and not only does he have to take physical abuse
12:54from the inside, but verbal abuse from DiBiase on the outside.
12:57DiBiase is calling him a loser.
12:59He's anything but a loser.
13:01DiBiase, you're the loser.
13:03Bam Bam Bigelow now with Lex Luger.
13:05What's he gonna do with him?
13:05Backs him to the corner.
13:06Wait a minute, pull a ride to the far side.
13:08Here comes Bam Bam.
13:10Wait a minute, Bam Bam caught a foot in the face.
13:12Charging again.
13:13Lex Luger.
13:15Luger blocking the right hand.
13:18Another block.
13:19Another connect for Luger.
13:21And it's Luger hammering away on Bam Bam Bigelow.
13:24The beast from the east is being rocked by Lex Luger.
13:28Off the rope.
13:29A clothesline.
13:32What moment, and now ladies, another clothesline down on one knee.
13:35DiBiase's up on the apron.
13:37Luger from the far side and yes.
13:43Come on, DiBiase, get out of there.
13:44Wait a minute, Tataka, Tataka has a leg of Luger.
13:47Luger just kicked Tataka so hard he hit the guardrail.
13:51Lex Luger back to his feet.
13:52So has Bam Bam.
13:53Bam Bam sets up, no, reversal.
13:55Coming off the rope.
13:56Wait a minute, Tataka's getting back up.
13:57And Tataka was just knocked out by Bam.
13:59Bam Bam rolled up.
14:01He gets it.
14:02He wins it.
14:03Lex Luger has won this matchup, and he did it all by himself.
14:07I can't believe it.
14:09He beat Bam Bam Bigelow.
14:12Look at this.
14:13Luger being congratulated.
14:14I'm not too sure he knows he even won the matchup.
14:17What a pummeling Luger took.
14:19Wait, on the outside.
14:20Tataka and Bam Bam having, they're having some work.
14:24Little Destination.
14:27DiBiase trying to calm down Bam Bam and Tataka.
14:31And Bam Bam is blaming Tataka for the loss, as well he should.
14:36But Tataka wants to talk about it some more.
14:38I love it.
14:39Look, that's what it's all about.
14:41In the ring, and Tataka looks up.
14:43Lex Luger, waving Old Glory high for all to see.
14:48Tataka and Bam Bam still having words on the outside.
14:55Tataka apparently can't get along with anyone.
14:59But one day, Tataka on a collision course,
15:03with the man in the ring right now, celebrating the victory, Lex Luger.
15:07I don't understand what their beef is.
15:09They had the odds in their favor.
15:11Lex Luger beat Bam Bam, Bigelow against Dolan.
15:15Yes, indeed he did.
15:17It was a parade of the members of the corporation by Ted DiBiase at
15:22Columbus Day Parade.
15:24But Lex Luger was the man who reigned on that parade here tonight,
15:28on Monday Night Raw.
15:30That's exactly right, and there he is.
15:33Lex Luger, the red, the white, and the blue proud.
15:36And he said, look at this, they're still arguing.
15:40Fight it out.
15:41We'll be back.
15:43We're back, and everybody knows of the new WWF generation.
15:46However, right now, let's take you back to a different generation.
15:50Bob Backlund, he was a guest at the Heartbreak Hotel earlier this weekend.
15:54Let's pick this up in progress.
15:56Mr. Backlund, you, my friend, have undergone some serious changes as of late.
16:03I mean, when I saw you clamp on that chicken wing on that young man on
16:07Monday Night Raw, Mr. Backlund, you, my friend, are a madman.
16:13And Big Daddy Cool and I wanna party with you, pal.
16:16First thing, Big Daddy Cool and Shawn Michaels aren't in my league,
16:21my society, my generation.
16:24And I'm not so sure I would wanna accept you in my generation.
16:29But the thing I'm out here to do is issue a challenge to a man
16:34that's quagmired in a sea of hypocrisy and engulfed in a river of lies.
16:41And I'm not gonna be fallacious with this young man.
16:45I'm not gonna vacillate from one idea to another.
16:48I'm gonna come out and tell him just exactly where it lies.
16:52Bob Backlund is the WWF Champion.
16:57You've got the belt.
17:00I've been waiting for ten years.
17:02I've been waiting for ten years.
17:04Walk out here and wrestle me.
17:09Bob Backlund issuing a challenge to the WWF Champion, Bret Hart,
17:12who obviously has obligations of his own title defenses.
17:15Set for the heart attack tour, notwithstanding the last-ditch effort
17:21of his very own brother, Owen.
17:23Owen against Bret Hart, which is gonna premiere in less than two weeks
17:28on the WWF Action Zone right here on USA Sunday afternoons,
17:34noon eastern time.
17:36And talk about time, you know what time it is now.
17:40It's Action Jackson time, Action Zone and
17:44Mabel time, getting rhythm and getting rhyme all at the same time.
17:49It is party time.
17:50Yes, indeed, we saw Mabel on the outside a little bit earlier on.
17:55But the Rap Master is ready to do some action in the squared circle.
17:59And when we return, Mabel will be doing his thing.
18:04Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
18:07I always like to keep my favorite snack handy.
18:11Need a little excitement?
18:14Step into a Slim Jim, yeah.
18:19Yeah, we're back with more Monday Night Raw and
18:22huge Mabel from Men on a Mission ready for a single competition against the man
18:26whom he outweighs by at least a quarter of a ton.
18:29There is Reno Riggins trying his luck tonight with Mabel down to three points.
18:33Stance to charge and down he goes.
18:34I'd say that quarter of a ton made a difference right there, McMahon.
18:37Only for that one maneuver, though.
18:39Here we come off the rope and underneath the roundhouse and right underneath again.
18:43Where's he going?
18:44Over the hip, that's where he's going.
18:45For the ride, Reno charging, no, puts on the brakes.
18:49That quarter of a ton could be a factor in this match.
18:52Reno Riggins, no relation to the great running back for
18:55the Washington Redskins years ago.
18:57John Riggins, although Reno's having about as much luck as the Redskins this year.
19:02Also, Riggins is no relation to Christopher Columbus.
19:06No, he is not.
19:08Nor is Mabel any relation to Barney, even though they both wear purple.
19:13By the way, speaking of Christopher Columbus,
19:16was Mabel on hand with you earlier today for the parade in New York City?
19:19No, he was not.
19:20I'll tell you, it rained on Bam Bam's parade, but
19:23it did not rain on the Columbus State Parade in New York City, the Big Apple.
19:27Me and Rosanna Scotta were on that Cooley's Anemia float, and
19:31we just waved to a lot of people.
19:33We did a good cause for a lot of children that are very, very sick, and
19:37I feel very good about it.
19:39And we'll have footage on that right after this matchup.
19:41And take a look at this, finally, yes.
19:44My, they lock up, and Reno- Clip of the jaw.
19:48Surprise hit.
19:50Reno Riggins now with leverage from the top.
19:52Reno Riggins hammering down Reno Riggins with a hard right hand.
19:55Mabel's rocked.
19:56Reno Riggins clips the jaw of Big Mabel, and again.
20:00The big man's in a bit of trouble now.
20:02Reno Riggins trying to set him up.
20:04Uh-oh, reversal off the rope and a scoop and a slam.
20:08The power of power, a big body slam by Mabel.
20:12No, Mabel missing.
20:14Little miscalculation there.
20:16A big miscalculation.
20:18Reno Riggins with a shot of winning this thing right now.
20:23We've had many, many upsets here on Monday Night Raw.
20:25Can this be another one coming up?
20:28By the way, you have to come here on Monday Night Raw.
20:30It's gonna be a night of kings.
20:32We saw King Kong Bundy earlier.
20:33We're gonna see him in action in a few minutes.
20:36The King of Hearts, and my, also in action.
20:39And of course, the King's Court, and the King himself, Jerry Lawler, look out.
20:45Best time, right on the money, is Mabel.
20:49Mabel Riggins is out of luck.
20:51Yeah, I'll say.
20:53Speaking of Kings, did you see Larry King interview Marlon Brando earlier this
20:57weekend?
20:58No, I didn't.
20:59Well, we're gonna hear a rap on it right now.
21:01Mabel's gonna rap about Larry King and Marlon Brando.
21:05Larry needs to tighten up his suspenders a bit, and
21:07Marlon needs to get a new tie and a pair of shoes.
21:10Go ahead, talk about it, Mabel.
21:12Get down on it.
21:13Great.
21:15There it is.
21:16And speaking of there it is, momentarily we will take you to footage.
21:19Ladies and gentlemen, yes, it was earlier today, the Macho Man Randy Savage on hand.
21:24Yes, it was a special Columbus Day Parade in New York City,
21:28as there were parades all over America.
21:30But this one was special.
21:32The Macho Man Randy Savage, along with news person and
21:35humanitarian extraordinaire, Rosano Scotto, yes, on the float.
21:39Ladies and gentlemen, they were trying to bring to everyone's attention
21:43this deadly disease known as Cooley's anemia,
21:46a disease for which there is currently no cure unless, of course, you help.
21:50We can all help.
21:51Yes, Susan Lucci was on hand, the Grand Marshal,
21:54as well as a whole bunch of superstars.
21:56It was a beautiful day, a beautiful parade.
21:58And when we come back, you're gonna see another superstar,
22:01the King of Arts, Owen, stay with us.
22:03Jeff Jarrett, the motor mouth from Music City, used trickery.
22:11Wait a minute, look at that.
22:13To give a low blow to this pint-sized prankster.
22:17Now he's ready to make short work of the life-size version.
22:22Doink the clown.
22:23The master of mischief is not about to kiss and make up with Double J.
22:29Instead, he plans to make this clown look like a bozo.
22:34Doink the Clown battles Double J, Jeff Jarrett, next week on Monday Night Raw.
22:41What a matchup that's gonna be right here on Monday Night Raw.
22:44Next week, no telling what's gonna happen.
22:46Yes, one on one, Double J against Doink the Clown.
22:49Who will the laughs be on next week?
22:51I think that Double J, this is his turn to do the thing on Doink the Clown.
22:55But that may or may not happen.
22:57But I'll tell you, Monday Night Raw is full of surprises.
23:00Yes, indeed.
23:00And there we take a look at the King of Hearts, as it were.
23:04Yes, Owen became the King of Hearts at the King of the Ring Tournament,
23:07with a little help of the man in the ring right there.
23:09Jim The Anvil Neidhart, whom we saw in action last week against the British
23:13Bulldog.
23:14You're right, it was the King of Hearts who flagrantly got The Anvil disqualified
23:17against the British Bulldog.
23:19Just so he could make a statement, he's got October 23rd on his mind,
23:22the Action Zone premiere, when he gets his last chance at the World Wrestling
23:27Federation Championship.
23:29And you can bet that the King of Hearts is focused in on that, and that alone.
23:33Yes, and of course, thank goodness for
23:34Brett coming down to the ringside area just last week.
23:38I suppose Brett was sort of returning the favor to the British Bulldog from
23:41SummerSlam, as it were.
23:42And you remember Bob Backlund got the Hitman's attention distracted so
23:47the King of Hearts could go in there.
23:49I'm not sure Bob Backlund was doing that for the King of Hearts, but
23:52Bob Backlund was doing it for himself and himself alone.
23:55I think everything that Bob Backlund does, he does for himself.
23:58And a quick go behind there by Owen.
24:01And a reversal by John Crystal.
24:06And you're just not gonna match up with a man like Owen Hart.
24:09With a couple of technical skills, nice drop toe hold.
24:11That was so quick, I almost didn't even see it.
24:14No question of the technical skills of the King of Hearts, Owen.
24:21Yes, and you mentioned Owen has his last chance at the WWF Champion,
24:25Bret Hart, here on USA, when the Action Zone premieres in less than two weeks.
24:32The Hitman's got the heart attack on his mind.
24:35He's got the King of Hearts on his mind.
24:38He's got Bob Backlund talking behind his back on his mind.
24:41The Hitman's got a lot of pressure on him.
24:43Damn, champ, I was the King of Hearts, the best heart of all, baby.
24:47My goodness.
24:48Jim, the end of the night, all right?
24:49You've got the power.
24:51On the outside, always backing up the King of Hearts, Owen, and vice versa,
24:55by the way.
24:57Watching each other's back, can't blame him for that.
25:00Forearm uppercut, by the way, it is rumored that later on tonight,
25:04ladies and gentlemen, on a different network, that WWF President Jack Tunney
25:09is gonna be on, and duplex, is gonna be on The Late Show with David Letterman.
25:14Jack Tunney, allegedly, is going to be singing a duet with Barry Manilow.
25:20And yet, other news, since you're so interested, Macho,
25:24George Lucas is writing three more, my gosh, three more Star Wars movies.
25:30Princess Leia, allegedly, that part just might be given to Bull Nakano.
25:36Bull Nakano, that's- He's crying out for the part.
25:38That's an old flame of mine.
25:40Well, speaking of old flames of yours, what about Roseanne, Roseanne Barr?
25:44Wait a minute, look at this, off the rope, and Crystal is just being destroyed here.
25:49Roseanne Barr, tomorrow night on Fox, one of her new movies coming out.
25:52The true story of Yoko Roseanne.
25:55Rokasuto Roseanne.
25:57Brought to you by the good folks that make Crisco Oil.
26:02Aha.
26:03Sponsor, more on that later.
26:04High-calorie diet aid.
26:06Now, wait a minute, reversal there.
26:08Crystal trying to mount an offense here all of a sudden.
26:11Drop kick missed by at least a mile.
26:15A country mile, if you will.
26:17Yes, and speaking of country, The Undertaker, imagine this,
26:22if that's an unusual guest on the national network on Music City tonight.
26:27But last Friday night, their most unusual guest ever was there.
26:31It was The Undertaker, along with Paul Bearer.
26:34Yes, it was.
26:36Wait a minute, how about this?
26:38Come on, Crystal mounting the offense again, no, reversal.
26:43Coming off the rope, belly to belly.
26:44Nicely executed.
26:46And- You might be right about that, he's finished.
26:50And a step over into the sharpshooter, if he's set to do that, yes.
26:56Look at this, the King of Arts.
27:00Defeats somewhat of a non-entity here in John Crystal.
27:03He won't let it go, right there, look at this.
27:05Yes, there's a man who would be the World Wrestling Federation champion.
27:11What an attitude.
27:12He gets his shot on the action zone, and if not, the King of Arts,
27:16perhaps the man to the left there, perhaps it'll be Jim The Anvil Neidhart.
27:21And then again, since Bret is the fighting champion of all time,
27:26it just might be that Bret will continue to defend the WWF title successfully
27:31against all comers, until one day he decides, wait a minute,
27:35this is ridiculous.
27:37Come on, with a couple of buzzers.
27:43Maybe not buzzers, maybe vultures.
27:45Let's take it out to The Undertaker.
27:48Yokozuna, did you honestly think
27:55that you were capable of destroying the most powerful
28:00entity in the World Wrestling Federation today?
28:06Did you honestly think that you put an end to The Undertaker?
28:16Yokozuna, the time has come for
28:22you to pay for your crimes.
28:26Yokozuna, it's time for
28:29you to face the Reaper once more.
28:36Yes, the heart attack tour.
28:41Because of your unwillingness to listen to the warnings of my Undertaker,
28:49Yokozuna, have a view of your final resting place.
28:57Oh, yeah.
29:00Feel the beat as the WWF Heart Attack Tour makes its way across the USA.
29:08Don't miss it, folks, as we make our way into Maryland and invade the Baltimore Arena.
29:13Hey, if you're not there, it would be a real bummer.
29:16I did not write that.
29:18On October 15th, we fly into the US Air Arena in Landover.
29:23Next stop, Sunday, October 16th, at the Hershey Park Arena.
29:27On the 18th, we hit the Burlington Memorial Auditorium in Vermont.
29:32Wednesday, October 19th, we roll into Albany's Knickerbocker Arena.
29:36And on the 20th, we head north of the border,
29:39as we take over the Robesh of Town Arena in Hull.
29:42On the 21st, we skate into the hallowed halls of the Montreal Forum.
29:47Feel the beat of excitement as the WWF Heart Attack Tour makes its way to your
29:53town.
29:53Yes, don't miss the WWF Heart Attack Tour, and
29:58don't miss King Kong Bundy, he's in action next.
30:03Welcome back, everyone, to more Monday Night Raw.
30:06Waiting in the wings is King Kong Bundy, whom we saw earlier on, and
30:10much to everyone's surprise, earlier this weekend,
30:14the Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase, introduced this mammoth,
30:19this gargantuan walking condominium known as Bundy.
30:25This could be his biggest purchase yet.
30:28And on Crossfade, we'll move DiBiase's corporation up the Fortune 500 list for
30:34sure.
30:36King Kong Bundy, a man who insists on pinning his opponents,
30:42not for a three count, but Randy Savage for a five count.
30:46Yeah, and that's an ego thing.
30:47And DiBiase's got a lot of high-priced talent with big egos, no doubt.
30:52As a matter of fact, we saw a little bit of the ego problem among the members of
30:56the corporation earlier here today.
31:00Nonetheless, King Kong Bundy, a part of Ted DiBiase's Million Dollar Corporation.
31:05By the way, this, of course, is the second king that we have seen tonight,
31:09King Kong Bundy.
31:10Yet, to come, as a matter of fact, following this matchup,
31:13is the King's Court, hosted by Jerry The King Lawler.
31:17Now, Jerry Lawler promised us someone of royal extraction to be his guest this
31:21week, who do you think it's gonna be?
31:23Maybe Princess Di, she's been in the news lately, a little exposure, if you will.
31:29I'm not gonna touch that one, there's the- Somebody else did.
31:33Handsome face of King Kong Bundy.
31:35How big can the corporation get?
31:37Take a look at King Kong.
31:38It's limitless.
31:41King Kong Bundy giving Curry a little shove, who, I believe, himself-
31:47I think he's intimidated by King Kong Bundy.
31:50Yeah, I believe so as well.
31:51He backed himself into a corner.
31:53Looks like now Bundy's backing him into one.
31:55A block by Curry and a right hand.
31:58Bundy on the receiving end, a couple of right hands, a drop kick, and
32:01Curry drop kicked himself from the right down to the canvas.
32:05Bundy went nowhere.
32:07It's like drop kicking a building.
32:09What do you do when you drop kick a building?
32:10The building doesn't feel a thing, does it, Randy Savage?
32:12No, it doesn't.
32:13And when you hit the sidewalk, it hurts you.
32:15Ha, ha, ha, ha.
32:17Oh, my goodness.
32:18What a clothesline that was by King Kong Bundy.
32:22By the way, not only was the Macho Man Randy Savage, ooh, on hand for the-
32:26Wait, that's not a count, is this it?
32:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:29He didn't have to pick him up, he kicked out.
32:33That wasn't a kick out.
32:34What was it?
32:35I'm not so sure.
32:37I believe Corey is totally intimidated.
32:39Much like you were earlier on this week when you were on the Ricky Lake show.
32:44Did Ricky Lake really intimidate you, Randy Savage?
32:46What are you trying to say, McMahon?
32:48Well, it was all about the macho sort of a stuff and everything, wasn't it?
32:51And I thought I handled myself fair.
32:54You always do.
32:55Fair to Midland.
32:56Okay.
32:58Corey back to the corner there as King Kong Bundy continues.
33:00Ho, ho, ho, ho.
33:02Yes.
33:04Bundy's somewhat of a specialist as it relates.
33:07That's the King Kong Bundy I know.
33:09Yeah, to just destroying an opponent.
33:11Uh-oh, and another cover.
33:13No, no, no, no, no.
33:15No, Bundy's not ready.
33:16By the way, speaking of specialists, what about these specialists?
33:20Premiering this past weekend, Sly Stallone along with Sharon Stone.
33:23You get a chance to catch it, Randy?
33:25I think Sly looked great, and I think Sharon Stone looked unbelievable, yeah.
33:33Have you caught, speaking of movies and horror flicks,
33:37I'm sure Ed Wood would have cast this man, King Kong Bundy, in one of his films.
33:43Did you see the movie, Ed Wood?
33:45No idea.
33:46George, the animal steel is right there back in his prime.
33:50Green tongue and all.
33:52Actually, I think they dispensed with the green tongue.
33:56It's in black and white, you really couldn't tell.
33:59To the buckle, Curry, and here comes Bundy.
34:01That's the aggressive Bundy we know.
34:03Bundy is having fun in there, toying around.
34:06But Curry, another cover, and he's not gonna, oh, he does, he pins him.
34:11Now he's shifting gears.
34:16It's all about Mundy Bundy as you hear the theme song of the million dollar man,
34:20Ted DiBiase.
34:22In the ring, could be the corporation's biggest asset, King Kong Bundy.
34:26Everybody's gonna pay.
34:29Well, there have been a number of pranks played by Jerry The King Lawler and
34:34Doink the Clown on each other, but if you're keeping score,
34:38I would suggest that Doink is a little ahead as a result of what happened this
34:42past weekend, and Dink came out behind Jerry The King Lawler as he was being
34:47distracted and challenged by Doink.
34:49Dink put a pie in the seat of Jerry The King Lawler, and here's what happened.
34:56Why don't you just sit down and take it easy?
34:58He's admitting, why don't you go ahead and admit it?
35:01You're scared of me, huh?
35:02No, Jerry, I'm not scared of you.
35:04I just want you to relax and have a good time.
35:07Why don't you, please, sit down and just enjoy the show.
35:10I guess everybody sees there's not gonna be any match.
35:12He's scared.
35:14All right, there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, Jerry The King Lawler.
35:16Hey, wait a minute.
35:19Jerry Lawler.
35:20Look, look, look.
35:21You just sit down.
35:22Jerry Lawler.
35:23You just sit down.
35:24You just sit down.
35:25You just sit down and- Boy, Jerry, hey, Jerry.
35:29Look what you did.
35:30Jerry, I sent you a little something to eat, and you look a little thin, man.
35:34I've heard of pie in the face before, but this is ridiculous.
35:38That's a pie in the face.
35:40And a relevant disgruntle, Jerry The King Lawler.
35:44All right, you beyonce, listen up, because this is gonna be
35:49one of the shortest King Courts ever.
35:52Great.
35:53Let's have that in writing.
35:54No, no, no, no.
35:56Not if Princess Di is here, it won't be short.
35:58When I say it's gonna be short,
36:01it's because I'm gonna be talking about short people.
36:05What? And I hate short people.
36:06You understand that?
36:09Wait a minute, what's this about?
36:10I mean, I went to see Wizard of Oz and rooted for the witches.
36:14That's not surprising.
36:16Now, talking about short people, that brings us to the subject of
36:24Dink, that little sawed-off runt that follows Doink around.
36:31I'd like to call him short to his face, but
36:33I can't bend down that low, if you know what I mean.
36:36I bet he could.
36:37But I have got somebody that can bend down that low.
36:43Because you see, I thought I had made my point with Dink a time or
36:49two, if you know what I mean.
36:50I thought that I had gotten him out of my hair.
36:53But it seems like every time I turn around, he's still underfoot.
36:58So what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna introduce you morons to somebody
37:04who is gonna take care of Dink for the king.
37:08You heard of the seven dwarfs?
37:10There was Happy, there was Grumpy, there was Sleepy, and Sneezy, and even Dopey.
37:17Well, Dink is the eighth dwarf.
37:18He's ugly.
37:19But I'll tell you who I've got, and
37:22I'm gonna bring him out here right now on the King's Court.
37:26I named him after what he's gonna make Dink feel like when Dink sees him.
37:30I call him Queezy.
37:33And I want you to welcome him right now.
37:36Come on out here, Queezy.
37:38You've got to be kidding me.
37:40Queezy?
37:45I'm feeling a little queezy.
37:47Yes.
37:49Wait a minute.
37:50Dink has Dink.
37:52And now Jerry the King Lawler has Queezy.
37:57We're just gonna have to get a pie for Queezy, that's all.
38:01Eat your heart out, Dink.
38:04Dink is about two foot 12 inches tall.
38:08But Queezy right here is about ten feet tall when he gets in the ring.
38:13Come on, stand up.
38:15Show some respect to the man who is gonna take care of that runt, Dink.
38:21How about that?
38:22Yeah, I wanna ask you morons, who's the smartest man in wrestling and why am I?
38:28Jerry the King Lawler.
38:30Come on, Queezy.
38:32Settling the score somewhat as far as I'm concerned.
38:35This is the man who surely is gonna have that little runt, Dink,
38:38back doing the only job that he's qualified to do.
38:41And that's being a desk clerk at a roach motel.
38:45Come here.
38:47Tell all of these peons exactly what you're gonna do to Dink if he gets
38:51underfoot again.
38:53I'm gonna, King, I'm gonna squash him like the bug that he is.
38:57Ha ha ha.
38:58Then I'm gonna scrape him off the bottom of my shoe.
39:02Ha ha ha ha ha.
39:04Did you morons hear that?
39:05Come here, Queezy.
39:07Tell them exactly why you're gonna do that to that little runt.
39:11They're gonna treat me like you and me, King.
39:13Ha ha ha ha.
39:14He's not royalty.
39:16Like, we're royalty, King, you and me.
39:20We are royalty.
39:21Did you understand that, you little runt, Dink?
39:24Like I said, very shortly, if you know what I mean,
39:30this man right here is gonna be in your dreams.
39:34You're gonna have a little nightmare, courtesy of Queezy.
39:38How about a high five, baby?
39:41Hey, come here.
39:43Why don't we go now and let these morons kiss your little royal feet
39:47on the way out, okay?
39:48Okay, King.
39:49Ha ha ha.
39:50Ha ha ha ha.
39:51Give me a break.
39:52We've heard of the court jester before, but Queezy?
39:57Beginning Sunday, October 23rd.
40:00This is the WWF Action Zone.
40:04What a hit, man.
40:05That is definitely highlight material.
40:09This isn't.
40:11If they don't red dog down in the red zone,
40:13that O will run a 928 blue in the left flat
40:16and put a quick six against that dime, D.
40:18This is WWF Action Zone.
40:22What a move.
40:23He can go all the way.
40:25This isn't.
40:27I know this is a real personal question,
40:28but I have to ask this anyway.
40:30What is your favorite breakfast cereal?
40:32Um, Corn Flakes.
40:34I mean, Bran Flakes.
40:37Tune in the action.
40:42Tune out the talk.
40:43The WWF Action Zone.
40:45Welcome to the new generation.
40:48Can I change that to Captain Crunch?
40:50Yes, indeed, the new WWF Generation
40:53is a brand new television show right here on USA.
40:56Ladies and gentlemen, the Action Zone
40:58premiering in less than two weeks.
41:00We're talking Sunday afternoon, well, Eastern time.
41:04Sunday afternoon, October 23rd,
41:06the WWF champion, Brad Hark,
41:08defending the title against his brother, Owen,
41:11in Owen's last attempt to win the championship.
41:15It's going to be a good fight.
41:16I knew Action Zone, the King of Hearts versus the Hitman.
41:20I can see it now.
41:22And speaking of challengers, that will, of course,
41:25lead us to the gentleman who I've just been introduced,
41:30the Head Strikers, who are challenging
41:32for the WWF Tag Team Championship.
41:35And all of a sudden, Captain Lewis Albano
41:37has a brand new head striker.
41:39He be cousin Zioni, and he's a big, big man.
41:44You might say he's more barbaric, I would suggest,
41:47than the family members.
41:48What do you mean by that, McMahon?
41:50Take a look at him.
41:51You're right.
41:52Zioni and Batu together.
41:56And I would suggest that there's been a little bit of confusion,
41:59likely to continue to be, on the part of the tag team
42:01title holders.
42:03Shawn Michaels, along with his partner,
42:04the 7-foot Monster Diesel.
42:07I mean, which two of the three Head Strikers
42:10will Michaels and Diesel have to face?
42:13Right now, it's going to be Zioni starting things off.
42:16The new Head Striker, if you would.
42:18Zioni against Corey Student.
42:21Student, in weight, certainly equaling the size of Zioni.
42:27Standing side headlock off the rope, and no one goes anywhere.
42:31Trying it again.
42:33All right, here we go.
42:34Corey Student off the rope, and missing with a roundhouse
42:36right back in.
42:37Back body drop.
42:38Ooh.
42:41Speaking of Shawn Michaels, can you imagine Michaels?
42:43How is he qualified to give advice to the lovelorn?
42:48Advice to the lovelorn, if you would.
42:50In the WWF magazine, Michaels now,
42:53not only a co-holder of the tag team championship,
42:55but he fancies himself, I guess, some sort of a therapist,
42:58if you would.
42:58Well, I've got a couple of letters into him right now,
43:01so I'll let you know how they turn out.
43:03J.S. Storm having his problems, as I would suggest.
43:07Anyone who takes advice about their love life from Michaels
43:11is going to have, ooh, my, what a power slam.
43:13Also in the magazine, Randy Savage, what are you doing,
43:16giving it up?
43:18My goodness.
43:19We're talking the inside of the Macho Man.
43:21Look at that.
43:24Sort of an in-depth interview, if you would.
43:26Sort of getting personal, huh?
43:28I just felt like telling all.
43:29Uh-huh.
43:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
43:33You and Burt Reynolds, off the rope, and, oh,
43:37Box, did you see that?
43:38That is the most I've never, ever,
43:43Sione with a cover, why bother?
43:45In my entire life.
43:48I think we're seeing the new and improved
43:49version of the Head Drinkers.
43:52You might be right.
43:53And I'll tell you something else.
43:55We're going to see Dunk the Clown momentarily.
43:57Of course, next week, they will clash live here
44:00on Raw, Double J Jeff Jarrett against Dunk the Clown.
44:03The prankster will join us when we return.
44:06Stay with us.
44:11Yo, father.
44:12Last night, I hurt someone real bad.
44:15Elaborate, my son.
44:16What provoked this act?
44:18I wanted his belt, man.
44:20But my son, it is written, thou shalt not
44:21covet thy neighbor's goods.
44:23Hey, man, he took the first swipe.
44:26Haven't we always been told to turn the other cheek?
44:29Yes, father.
44:30But when he took that swing at me, he broke my toothpick.
44:34So I raised him high above my head
44:37and slammed him to the ground.
44:39Toothpick?
44:40You slammed a man to the ground because he knocked
44:42the toothpick from your mouth?
44:44Who do you think you are, Razor Ramon?
44:47Why, father, how'd you know?
44:49The new WWF generation.
44:52Put your faith in us.
44:54And this one's for Father Carrick.
45:00Oh, and this one's for Sister Joyce.
45:04I knew Razor Ramon had connections,
45:06but I didn't know he knew the big macho man in the sky.
45:10Well, speaking about the connections, no question,
45:12Doink is connected with Bink.
45:14We're going to have a word with them momentarily.
45:17However, let's have a word now about next week's card.
45:20Joining us next week, Double J Jeff Jarrett.
45:23And of course, Double J on a collision course
45:25with Doink the Clown.
45:27You have to wonder whether or not Jerry, the King Lawler,
45:29is going to show up in that match,
45:31and wonder whether or not Queezy is going to be with us as well.
45:35Plus, in action, Irwin R. Shyster, the British Bulldog.
45:39Right now, let's go back to Doink and Dink.
45:44Hey, what is that?
45:46Are you going to crown me?
45:48All right!
45:52There you go.
45:55All right, earlier this week, Jerry, the King Lawler,
45:58made reference to Queezy.
45:59What about Queezy?
46:01Well, you're sure it's not Sneezy, it's Queezy?
46:03All we know is Queezy.
46:05You know, right here, this weekend,
46:07I got a little surprise for Jerry, the King Lawler,
46:11and Queezy.
46:12Just a little surprise.
46:13Just a little bit, huh?
46:14All right, best of luck, ladies and gentlemen.
46:17And by the way, thanks for the crown, yes.
46:19My crown's better than your crown.
46:21I think you're right.
46:22Join us next week, ladies and gentlemen,
46:24for more Monday Night Raw.