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00:00Hey, ladies, last minute, pick up the phone, call the 1-900 number.
00:07Vote for us, the Bushbackers, for the title against the Quebecers, yay!
00:12We need your votes, mate.
00:13All right, fans, time is running out.
00:16Call that 900 number.
00:18Roman wants another title shot.
00:20We beat him one time before and we can beat him again.
00:22Call for us and we'll party tonight.
00:24Word up.
00:26Remember, everybody, the 900 number is only gonna last a little while longer
00:29so please vote for us, the smoking guns.
00:32That's right, Quebecers, all we gotta do is get one chance
00:34and that chance might be tonight and the titles are coming to us.
00:37Yeah!
00:59Welcome, everyone, to Unica, New York!
01:08Welcome to the Unica Memorial Auditorium!
01:12Welcome to Monday Night Raw!
01:23Yes, indeed, we are rocking here tonight in Unica, New York.
01:27Monday Night Raw at its best.
01:30Vince McMahon here, along with the all-time great,
01:33much old man, Randy Savage.
01:35And tonight, you have the opportunity to be the matchmaker.
01:39Just who will you select to square off against the Quebecers
01:43for the Tag Team Championship?
01:45It's interactive television at its best.
01:48Randy Savage, just who would you select?
01:50I would select me.
01:53It can't be you.
01:54You need a tag team partner.
01:55Besides, you have to write the commentary with me.
01:59Oh, wow, what another accolade for the macho man, Randy Savage.
02:03Whoop-de-doo, am I supposed to be impressed?
02:06Well, speaking of being impressed,
02:07you'll be impressed with this man coming in right now
02:10because he is seven feet tall.
02:13Yes, he's cranking it up.
02:14And his name is Mizzo.
02:19Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for a fall.
02:24Approaching the ring, along with Shawn Michaels,
02:30weighing 317 pounds,
02:34Diesel!
02:37He is a monster.
02:42Whoop-de-doo, huh?
02:43Whoop-de-doo.
02:44Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:47Big deal.
02:49But I'll tell you who is big and formidable is Diesel.
02:53Huh.
02:58Ah, seven feet.
03:01Of this enormous athlete.
03:05Unquestionably destined for great things here in the WWF.
03:07The only thing holding him back is Shawn Michaels.
03:09He is a man.
03:11However, here we go.
03:12317 pounds, Virgil.
03:19Yes, indeed, and Virgil has got to give Diesel
03:22a run for his money.
03:26What an ovation.
03:27We are live from Unicorn, New York.
03:30This jam-packed arena, ready for action on Monday Night Raw.
03:34I love it like this.
03:35It's electric, yeah, yeah.
03:40Shawn Michaels getting the advice from the seven-foot Diesel.
03:46And Virgil now, what sort of strategy would you have
03:49against a monstrous individual like Diesel?
03:53Diesel looks ready, no doubt about it.
03:54He went right at him.
03:57And, uh-oh.
03:59I'd say that's a big foot right there.
04:02Randy Savage, what sort of strategy?
04:04If you're Virgil, what do you do?
04:06Well, he already missed his shot at it right there.
04:08He should have went right at Diesel,
04:09but Diesel beat him with a punch.
04:10Wow, look at that.
04:11Hey, we can even it up right now.
04:13Yes, we can. Virgil hammering away now.
04:15Virgil winding up to the Thurman Children,
04:17trying to take it out of here.
04:21And Virgil to the outside.
04:23Virgil trying to even things up, and he just might do it.
04:26Watch Shawn Michaels on the outside.
04:27Virgil, get back into the ring.
04:28Don't be showboating.
04:31And look at that.
04:33Off the top, and Virgil is taking it to the near seven-foot Diesel.
04:37Diesel wants a shot at Reyes Ramon.
04:40Shawn Michaels keeps challenging Reyes Ramon on behalf of Diesel
04:45for the Intercontinental Championship.
04:48And, my!
04:49You know, Diesel's different than other WWF superstars.
04:53I don't know what it is.
04:54It's more than just size.
04:55It's tenacity or something.
04:58No doubt about it.
04:59A gifted athlete in every respect.
05:02What a match-up at WrestleMania.
05:03They're still talking about the Shawn Michaels, Reyes Ramon ladder match-up.
05:08A match-up, my, that no doubt took a great deal out of both men.
05:12But nonetheless, Shawn Michaels, undaunted,
05:15continues to challenge Reyes Ramon, but on behalf of Diesel now.
05:20There's a good close-up of Shawn Michaels, but check out Diesel.
05:23Look into his eyes.
05:24Is there anybody home there?
05:25What is he thinking?
05:26Clothesline, and right now, you might want to look into the eyes of-
05:32I didn't get all that, Vince McMahon.
05:36Did you catch it?
05:38No, that was some sort of joke by Shawn Michaels.
05:40Coming up with a walk-ass there, to the boot.
05:45And there, ladies and gentlemen, a near bear hug, but it is applied by Diesel.
05:53It may be a submission hold.
05:55You know, Virgil's not a small guy, but
05:58he looks like a little, little kid in Diesel's arms.
06:00A little bit later on, we'll be giving you a 900 number in which, yes,
06:04as we said before, you can cast your vote.
06:06Indeed, you'll be the matchmaker.
06:08You'll determine who will get the shot.
06:10Nothing but matches, and right now, Virgil just gave Diesel a shot.
06:13Virgil with momentum.
06:14Uh-oh.
06:16Caught him in mid-air.
06:17Unbelievable.
06:18And back to the bear hug.
06:22Diesel trying to wear down Virgil.
06:25And the one thing Virgil, if not more than one, actually,
06:27that Virgil has going for him is his speed and his agility.
06:31And if Diesel can wear him down, as it appears as though he is doing-
06:34That's Big Daddy Cool, everybody.
06:37Again, the voice of Shawn Michaels, Big Daddy Cool is what Shawn Michaels-
06:42Uh-oh, look at that.
06:44Refers to Diesel, yes, and he's that and more.
06:47I guess Shawn can say anything he wants as long as he's connected with
06:51Big Daddy Cool, a.k.a. Diesel.
06:53A little bit later on, the King Jerry Lawler on air with a king's court.
07:02And his guest will be none other than Lex Luger.
07:06We've got a lot of action and excitement headed your way tonight on Monday Night
07:09Raw, look at this, right in Diesel's face.
07:12And you're right, Shawn Michaels, I believe,
07:15thinks he's seven feet tall as long as Diesel's around.
07:18Yeah, and one thing Diesel hasn't done is pull Virgil's hair.
07:21Yeah, Mr. Cole.
07:26Back to the bear hug.
07:29Punishing Cole when it's applied by a man like Diesel.
07:33Producer Book making a statement to Razor Ramon right now.
07:37Good for him, he'd love to have the title shot with the bad guy, Razor Ramon.
07:43This capacity crowd in favor of Virgil,
07:48but thus far he don't seem to be helping him a whole heck of a lot.
07:55I don't know if anyone can help Virgil at the moment, he has to help himself.
07:58Virgil's already surpassed any of my expectations that I thought that he was
08:02gonna have against Diesel.
08:03Look at this.
08:08Virgil, trying to make his move and, my God.
08:15Yes.
08:15Counting deep, coming off with a clothesline.
08:18Diesel, another one.
08:21Diesel only receiving it, and yet more punishment.
08:23Look at this, another, this time, cover, one, two, three.
08:29I gotta admit something, Virgil's creative.
08:33Coming off the rock, Virgil from behind, trying to hook Diesel, that's it.
08:37Diesel, bam, and kicks him right into the pectoral area.
08:41As quick as I said that,
08:43there's a knockout in the middle of the ring right here on Raw.
08:47And Diesel, here's Virgil, that's a jackknife.
08:57That's a jackknife, the teachers may be on strike, but I can tell you, Diesel.
09:02Jackknife, and just, but Virgil, out of commission.
09:07And right goes the big Diesel.
09:09Diesel.
09:11That was nothing less than incredible.
09:14That was awesome, so is Diesel.
09:21And we're gonna go back and take another look now, at the way Diesel,
09:25what's this jackknife?
09:27And down, my goodness.
09:33The seven foot Diesel, along with Shawn Michaels.
09:39Diesel is unbelievable.
09:42Come on, hon, wake up, what's wrong?
09:49Honey, it's been a really long week, I'm really tired.
09:53But it's only Monday.
09:56Monday, feels like Friday.
09:59Honey, I'm really tired, okay?
10:02But it's only nine o'clock.
10:05Nine o'clock?
10:07Monday?
10:08Whoa, whoa.
10:10We are live from New York City, it's Monday Night Raw.
10:21All right indeed, ladies and gentlemen.
10:23It is unbelievable, that much is for certain.
10:25And you have to wonder just, who will you, the fans,
10:28select to face the Quebecers for the title here tonight?
10:32And again, I would say, men on a mission, they had their opportunity at
10:36Madison Square Garden, of course, WrestleMania.
10:38They were successful in winning the match, but not the title.
10:40But they did win the title over in Europe, only to lose it again.
10:43Smoking guns really coming on strong.
10:46And of course, those Bushwhackers, my goodness,
10:49there's only two of a kind, like Luke and Butch.
10:54And there you have it, the vote line.
10:56Just call 1-900-420-VOTE.
10:59The call cost $1.49 for the first minute.
11:0299 cents for each additional minute, kids.
11:04You must be at least 18 years old or have your parents' permission before calling.
11:08All right, call now to place your vote.
11:11You be the matchmaker.
11:14And we're gonna tabulate those votes instantaneously.
11:18It is, again, interactive television at its best.
11:21And wait a minute, what's this?
11:22That can only mean one thing.
11:25You're here, so it can't mean you're coming in.
11:27It must be someone of a kingly origin, someone of royalty.
11:33It must mean it's time for the King's Court.
11:37Jerry, the King Lawler, take a look at this, if you would.
11:41Talk about an entrance.
11:43It's not royalty, it's just Jerry Lawler.
11:45Just Jerry Lawler.
11:47Big smile on his face.
11:49Look at this.
11:50He is loving this.
11:52The King, Jerry Lawler, making a royal entrance.
11:56No doubt of that.
11:58Only in the WWF.
12:01Only on Monday Night Raw.
12:06This might be entertaining, but it's nothing like Piper's pit used to be.
12:11Not to mention currently the bottom line that Roddy Piper's doing.
12:15Vince McMahon, be honest.
12:17Now, come on.
12:18Well, let's give him a shot.
12:19It might be entertaining.
12:20This is brutal.
12:23This is boring.
12:25Roddy Piper's not gonna waste all this time.
12:28I will not stand up.
12:30No, I don't see anyone actually bowing.
12:33This is what I call dead television time right here.
12:37Bring it up.
12:38Some more action for you.
12:39You can bet Lex Luthor is gonna give us plenty of action.
12:42That's for sure.
12:44And we'll be back as we continue.
12:46They're not wasting time.
12:47They're killing it.
12:51Oh, wait a minute.
12:52Unbuck.
12:54McMahon, did you see that?
13:00What an idiot.
13:03King Foolish.
13:05We'll be back as we continue with more Monday Night Raw.
13:08King Dummy, did you see that, Vince?
13:10I can't believe it.
13:11That's so funny.
13:13Unbelievable.
13:16I want to see his face.
13:19What a bully.
13:20Hey, stupid.
13:23Unbelievable.
13:26But welcome back.
13:28Welcome back to more Monday Night Raw, folks, to King Jerry Lawler.
13:32Look at his crown.
13:33It's all messed up.
13:35Let's go back, Randy Savage.
13:37Take another look at what we saw.
13:39Oh, this was glorious.
13:41Vince McMahon, it doesn't get any better than this.
13:44Right here on High Cave Man.
13:46I'm telling you.
13:47Look at that.
13:48His head hit the mat.
13:49I'm telling you.
13:50This is for the High Caves.
13:52Ah, me-o.
13:54Our cave.
13:55Excuse me.
13:58What do you say now?
14:00Who's gonna listen to him?
14:01Nobody.
14:03If I hear one more of you idiots out there laughing,
14:05I'm gonna come up there and slap the smile right off his face.
14:09Oh, man.
14:10What are you gonna say?
14:11You gonna erase him from our minds?
14:15Hey, never have I ever seen anything like this in my life.
14:20In the Sahara Desert, that would not equal the hate I have for each and every one of you idiots.
14:24Look at his little ears, the way that crown is shoved up.
14:26Oh, yeah.
14:27He's ruffled.
14:28He's frazzled right now.
14:29Hey, I've fallen and I can't get up.
14:33This was supposed to be...
14:34What are you laughing at, McMahon?
14:36I'm sorry.
14:38Hey, brother.
14:39I'm sorry.
14:40Just you.
14:41This is your day.
14:42This is your day.
14:43You're the king.
14:44Only in the WWF.
14:45It's unbelievable.
14:47Is this even on?
14:48I don't even wanna be...
14:51This was supposed to be my royal encore of the Kingsport.
14:54Foolish, foolish, foolish.
14:56And these idiots dropped me.
14:58What's this?
15:00Whoa!
15:01That means one thing.
15:02If Jerry Lawler won't introduce his man, we will.
15:05No way.
15:06No way.
15:08Made in the USA, here comes Lex Luger.
15:13I think Lex Luger's got a psychological advantage in this conversation.
15:18That's only if he can keep a straight face.
15:20Look at Lex Luger.
15:21I'm sure Lex Luger along with his capacity crowd and millions of fans
15:25all over the United States enjoy what we saw,
15:29what a grand, what a regal entrance that was by Lawler.
15:32I'll tell you, I want a copy of that from my VHS machine
15:35so I can play it at home and make everybody laugh
15:38when they come over and get everybody in a good mood.
15:42Whoa!
15:43What an invasion!
15:46I gotta hear this Kingsport.
15:48This has got to be the end of the world.
15:50Kingsport, this has got to be something right here.
15:52You know Lex Luger's got to mention it.
15:55Come on, Lex.
15:58I guess all of you idiots know by now
16:00you're my first guest here on the Kingsport.
16:06Lex Luger, what are you laughing at?
16:11Let me think who he's laughing at.
16:12If you don't want to be on here, you don't have to.
16:15Shut up!
16:18Unbelievably embarrassing.
16:20I bet he wishes that he wasn't here.
16:24Bloopers, bleeps and blunders.
16:26It is nothing funny.
16:27A bunch of numbskulls out here, you pay them good money
16:30and they can't even do their job.
16:32What's so funny?
16:35Oh, man.
16:36Quit your laughing, every one of you.
16:39He's horrific.
16:41That's a new word right there, horrific.
16:43There you go.
16:45Lex Luger even having problems composing himself.
16:52It's got to be his finest hour.
16:54We're going to set that up and show you another replay of it in a moment.
16:57Of the World Wrestling Federation, some great talk shows.
17:01I mean, Rowdy, Rowdy Piper and Piper's Pit
17:05had an entrance this style.
17:07There you go.
17:08Even Brother Love had his own certain pizzazz.
17:12But King, I mean, you are so regal, so stylish, so coordinated.
17:19I mean, that surpassed everything.
17:21I mean, I'm sure that Arsenio, Leno and Letterman
17:25are collectively shaking in their boots.
17:28No doubt.
17:29Incredible.
17:31Yeah, right.
17:33I know sarcasm when I hear it, Lex Luger.
17:35Oh, really?
17:36That was not funny.
17:37That was not funny.
17:39Probably you, Macho Man and McMahon all had something to do with that.
17:44Yeah, we let him on his own.
17:45Is this the King's Court or is this the court jester?
17:47Which is it?
17:48It's the King's Court.
17:49The court jester.
17:51King's Court.
17:53Come over here and sit down.
17:54Lawler is flustered.
17:56Because I got some questions I want to ask you.
17:57Should I talk about this?
17:58I want to sit down and talk about it.
18:00Sure.
18:03No, no, no, no, no, no.
18:04What a bad day for Lawler.
18:06Get up.
18:08Beautiful.
18:09No.
18:10We'll just do it standing up.
18:11Stand up.
18:13Well, it looks pretty good.
18:16Luger looks more like a king than Lawler does.
18:18No doubt about it.
18:19Come on, Mr. Joy Boy.
18:21You've had your laughs.
18:22That's a really nice throne.
18:24I mean, that's really stylish.
18:26Enough about that.
18:27I got you out here for a reason.
18:29I want to talk about the fact that I am constantly hearing from everybody
18:34and obviously you are the source
18:36that you are accusing Mr. Perfect
18:40of holding some sort of a grudge against you
18:44about what happened at WrestleMania.
18:46Is that right?
18:47Are you the one that's making those accusations?
18:50I think it speaks for itself what happened at WrestleMania.
18:52I don't need to make any insinuations.
18:54No, no, no, no, no, no.
18:56I want to tell you because I have spoken personally to Mr. Perfect.
18:59He does not hold a grudge.
19:01We haven't always seen eye to eye on everything.
19:03But he and I are a lot alike in certain respects.
19:05Neither one of us hold grudges.
19:07Just like that idiot that dropped me.
19:09I'll probably let him carry me again in about 10 years.
19:12And Mr. Perfect doesn't hold a grudge either.
19:14You got to face the facts.
19:16What happened at WrestleMania was
19:18you got disqualified and you lost
19:22because you were way out of line.
19:24Isn't that right?
19:27Obviously.
19:28Hey, I'll tell you what.
19:30If you don't believe it,
19:33picture's worth a thousand words.
19:35I understand we have a little piece of footage.
19:37Why don't we take a look at it
19:39and you just tell me then.
19:41Look right here.
19:42First of all, you can see
19:43the only way you got Yokozuna off his feet
19:45was that you hit him with that bionic elbow of yours.
19:48And then, poor helpless Jimmy Cornette,
19:50you throw him into the ring.
19:51You should have been disqualified right there.
19:53Look, you punched him.
19:54And this is the worst.
19:56Poor old...
19:57Look at that, what you're doing to Mr. Fuji.
19:59The man hasn't got an enemy in the world
20:01because he outlived all of them.
20:02And now, what are you doing?
20:04You expect him to count out Yokozuna
20:06after all you've done?
20:08He's trying to clean up the mess you've made.
20:10Look at that, there it is right there.
20:12You grabbed him.
20:13You shoved him from behind.
20:14You almost ripped his shirt off.
20:15You should have been disqualified.
20:17But still, out of the goodness of Mr. Perfect's heart,
20:20he is still trying to clean the mess out of the ring.
20:22And now look, look at that.
20:24There it is.
20:25You shoved him.
20:26You almost pushed him out of the ring.
20:28He did what any referee would do,
20:30let alone a perfect referee.
20:32He disqualified you, Lex Luger,
20:34just like you should have been disqualified.
20:38Now, what do you have to say about that?
20:42I'll agree with one thing.
20:45That speaks for itself.
20:47I know it.
20:48You know it.
20:49Everyone out there knows it.
20:51And everyone in this building knows it.
20:53These people don't even know their own names.
20:59Now, I admit, and I'm the first one to admit,
21:01that I've made mistakes in the past,
21:04and I'm willing to own up to them.
21:06All you had to do, Mr. Perfect,
21:08you knew your referee in the match,
21:10if you had a beef with me,
21:12all you had to do was to be man enough
21:15and come up to me beforehand in the locker room
21:18or wherever it was, like a man,
21:20and tell me you had a beef,
21:22and we could have settled it right there.
21:24But that's not the way you did it.
21:25You picked the coward's way out.
21:27You waited till the moment,
21:29the crowning achievement of my career,
21:31when I had the world champion
21:33knocked unconscious on his back
21:35and covered for a one, two, three
21:37to take out your grudge.
21:39Now, Mr. Perfect, that only redoubles my effort
21:43and increases my resolve to go to the very top
21:46in the World Wrestling Federation.
21:48It didn't work.
21:49I don't cry over spilt milk.
21:51But let me tell you something.
21:53And on that way to the top, Mr. Perfect,
21:55if you decide to get out of that suit
21:57and put some action where that mouth is,
22:00I'll be glad to squash you.
22:02I'm dying for you to get back in the ring, Mr. Perfect,
22:05because I'm going to take you out.
22:07And that's what it's all about.
22:09All right.
22:13That is indeed what it's all about.
22:16Max Kluger wants to get his hands on Mr. Perfect.
22:20And you just might be able to see the matchup,
22:24ladies and gentlemen,
22:25on the worldwide WrestleMania Revenge Tour.
22:29Don't miss the WrestleMania Revenge Tour
22:37coming to an arena near you.
22:39We'll be at the Richfield Coliseum
22:40in Richfield, Ohio on April 23rd.
22:42Then it's on to Cincinnati at Riverfront Coliseum
22:45on the 24th.
22:46April 25th, we'll invade Indianapolis
22:48at the Market Square Arena.
22:50Then Albany, New York gets the action
22:52at the Knickerbocker Arena on the 27th.
22:54April 29th takes us to Providence, Rhode Island
22:56at the Providence Civic Center.
22:57Then it's on to Boston at the Garden on the 30th.
23:00We hit Worcester, Mass., the Centrum on May the 1st.
23:03And you can see all the action coming to an arena near you.
23:06The WrestleMania Revenge Tour.
23:12We're back, ladies and gentlemen.
23:13We are live coming to you from Utica, New York.
23:16Vince McMahon, Macho Man Randy Savage.
23:17It's Monday Night Raw, and you are the matchmaker.
23:20And this is your last opportunity,
23:22ladies and gentlemen, to make that match.
23:24I voted, and it's a secret ballot, so don't ask me.
23:27All right.
23:29Who will be the smoking gun?
23:31Will you say, no, I want men on a mission
23:33to be the opponent's other collectors?
23:35Or maybe you want Luke and Butch the Bushwhackers.
23:39A reminder, the call costs $1.49 for each minute
23:44and 99 cents for each additional minute.
23:46The number, of course, 1-900-420-B-O-T-E.
23:52And kids, again, you must be 18 years old
23:55or have your parents' permission before calling.
23:57Call now, and you be the matchmaker.
24:00This is your last chance to be the matchmaker.
24:05Can I do the same thing next week and get a date with the matchmaker?
24:09Well, if you can crank it up like Sparky, you got a shot at it.
24:13Here he comes.
24:15He sees the checkered flag right now.
24:20Tremendous competitor.
24:23Gentlemen, start your engines.
24:33Barry Horowitz has himself on the back.
24:40And Sparky ready for action.
24:42What's all this stuff with you and Todd Pettengill
24:44on Saturday mornings here on USA?
24:46You guys, you and Todd are getting together
24:48and trying to find a co-host to join you, the two of you.
24:51What's the story on that?
24:52As a matter of fact, this Saturday I was watching
24:54and some youngster sent in a video.
24:56And so many people are sending in videos.
24:58One sent a video pretending to be The Undertaker
25:01and Paul Bearer combined.
25:04You know, I checked that out, and I just found out
25:06that me and The Undertaker have something in common.
25:09We both like to have our eggs over easy in the morning.
25:13Have you seen The Undertaker lately, by the way?
25:16Well, you know where he could be.
25:18Could be in Worcester, Massachusetts,
25:20trying to track down that person that hit Barney.
25:23Did you check that out?
25:25Matter of fact, it's not even safe to be Barney
25:28walking in a mall these days.
25:30Can you imagine that?
25:31What they need is more macho men.
25:33That's what they need, huh?
25:34That's exactly right.
25:36They don't need that, though.
25:38I'll tell you, I can't forget.
25:40Get the thought out of my mind.
25:41Lawler falling off that throne, brother.
25:45Unreal.
25:46Coming off.
25:47Look at this.
25:48In control at the moment.
25:49We're told, ladies and gentlemen, we have with us right now,
25:52I believe, via telephone, Mr. Perfect.
25:55Are you there?
25:56The one and only Mr. Perfect, big man.
25:58I see.
25:59Well, Mr. Perfect, I don't know if you were able to hear
26:04some of the comments Lex Luger made earlier in the King's Court.
26:07Were you with us for that?
26:08Yes, I was.
26:09I was watching the whole deal.
26:10And I'm telling you right now, Luger's got some kind of problem
26:13where he thinks that I ripped him off for the World Wrestling
26:16Federation Championship at WrestleMania.
26:18And I don't really understand where he's coming from.
26:20But now he's starting to shoot his mouth off.
26:22Yeah.
26:23And he's starting to shoot it off a little bit too loud,
26:25asking for matches with the one and only Mr. Perfect.
26:28Hey, Perfect, did you have some kind of transportation difficulty
26:32because you're showing a heck of a lot of guts here,
26:35making a phone call to Raw.
26:36Where are you anyhow?
26:38I'm lounging, and it's none of your business where I'm at.
26:40You're hiding out?
26:41I'm relaxing.
26:42I'm somewhere you wish you were.
26:43You're refereeing a little league game.
26:45You're going to make a bad call there, too.
26:47Don't let me start a fire under you,
26:49because you won't be able to control it.
26:51Oh, is that right, brother?
26:52Yeah, just about enough out of everybody
26:54in the World Wrestling Federation.
26:55I went into that match.
26:57I was trying to be biased, referee.
26:59You were biased.
27:00You were prejudicial.
27:02And what happens?
27:04I get blamed for causing you to lose the match.
27:07If you want a piece of me, all you got to do
27:09is just open your mouth one more time,
27:11and I'm going to walk up and slap it.
27:13Perfect, you were morally wrong,
27:15but I guess because you were a referee,
27:17you were legally correct.
27:18But, brother, you're scared.
27:20I'm what?
27:21Scared.
27:22Let me tell you and everybody else.
27:24Chicken.
27:25The World Wrestling Federation has the word wrestling in the middle,
27:28and that's what I represent.
27:29And everybody throughout the world knows
27:31that I'm the greatest wrestler in the World Wrestling Federation,
27:33the greatest athlete.
27:34There's nothing I can't do perfectly.
27:36I called the match perfectly.
27:38And if you, Luger, and you, Savage,
27:40and all the millions of people, including you, McMahon,
27:43if you don't like me, then there's something wrong with you.
27:46Oh, gee, golly, gosh.
27:48We're all scared over here.
27:49All right, thank you very much for joining us, Mr. Perfect,
27:52via telephone.
27:53The cover here.
27:54One more thing.
27:55And Sparky's victorious.
27:58We have a winner over here, Perfect.
28:00It's Sparky Plunk.
28:02Here's the winner, Perfect Sparky Plunk.
28:05Mr. Perfect, I believe, has hung up on us.
28:09Nevertheless, you heard his commentary,
28:11and Sparky Plunk gets a victory here.
28:19All right, we'll have the perfecters standing by momentarily.
28:23Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
28:27All right, we are back and ready for action, the Quebecers.
28:42And we are tabulating the votes now.
28:44I believe.
28:45Can we go take our cameras back to the Quebecers?
28:46We are live, ladies and gentlemen, and there they are.
28:48And representatives from West Interactive tabulating.
28:56The Quebecers anxious to find out just who they're gonna face.
29:01And speaking of just who they're gonna face,
29:04I believe all three teams are warming up.
29:08There they are.
29:09They're anxious as well.
29:10Who is it gonna be?
29:12We're gonna find out, folks.
29:14One last chance to be matchmaker.
29:17When we return, we'll have your decision and
29:20the Tag Team Championship up for grabs.
29:26We are live, ladies and gentlemen.
29:29Monday Night Raw, the Tag Team Championship up for grabs.
29:33And here comes the Tag Team Champion.
29:37Johnny Polo with the eye patch there.
29:40He was in by a fastball.
29:42WWF All-American.
29:45And just about yesterday, Gorilla Monsoon can find him in there.
29:49Gorilla Monsoon told me he was just trying to brush him back,
29:52you know, baseball spirit.
29:54Can't tell.
29:55Jacques and Pierre.
29:58Now, Jacques and Pierre don't have a clue as to who it is they're gonna be facing.
30:04We're gonna find out momentarily, and we don't know either.
30:07You should have said that the Quebecers don't have a clue and
30:10just leave it like that.
30:11Okay, yeah, I see.
30:13Here we go.
30:14Jacques, Pierre, and Johnny Polo.
30:18We're handsome.
30:20All right, and here we go.
30:23Okay, here we go.
30:24What's your bet?
30:25What's your bet, McMahon?
30:27I got the bushwhackers.
30:28I got the guns.
30:29All right.
30:30How much?
30:31No, no, no.
30:32Wait a minute.
30:33That would be gambling, wouldn't it?
30:35That would be gambling.
30:36I don't know.
30:37Maybe a minute.
30:38Whoa, wait a minute.
30:39At WrestleMania 10.
30:41Here we go.
30:42We beat you.
30:43I guess men on a mission.
30:44Yeah, no kidding.
30:45It's nothing, Eggman.
30:47We beat you again.
30:50They took the title.
30:52Men on a mission.
30:53I think I'm right.
30:54Yes, congratulations, Macho Man Randy Savage.
30:57You called it.
30:59Give me my money.
31:01The people have spoken.
31:03Moe and The Rock are men on a mission.
31:06Defeated the Quebecers at the Royal Albert Hall in London for the title.
31:11Unfortunately, they lost the championship back to the Quebecers
31:16I got to believe the Quebecers don't want to see this because
31:21Deja vu shades of London, England.
31:24The tag team title match.
31:26A part of the Worldwide WrestleMania Revenge Tour.
31:30Anything can happen at any time here in the World Wrestling Federation.
31:35Will we see the title chains hands, hair?
31:38I'll try that again.
31:40Will we see the title chains hands, hair?
31:44I'll try that again.
31:45Will we see the title chains hands, hair?
31:48It's a lot better, wasn't it?
31:49All right, Oscar.
31:56Look at the size of Mabel.
32:06Men on a mission.
32:08What do you say, Sam?
32:10What do you say?
32:13Capacity crounching.
32:15What do you say, Mike?
32:20All right, come on.
32:22Here we go.
32:28Well, we are having some fun here tonight on Monday Night Raw.
32:33Mabel looks as big as that new Boeing plane they have there.
32:37The 777, no doubt.
32:42I don't believe the Quebeckers are very happy about the match,
32:46ladies and gentlemen, that you made for them here on Monday Night Raw.
32:50I'd like to see Men on a Mission win back the titles
32:55and they dot Polo's other eye too at the same time.
32:59I say, wait a minute.
33:00Wait a minute, look at this.
33:01Uh-oh, they did it already.
33:04Men on a Mission hammering away on the Quebeckers.
33:07And the official is allowing a lot of bending in the rules.
33:10Look at this.
33:11Oh, what about a huge Mabel.
33:14Now everyone to the outside.
33:18And this matchup is gonna be a home figure that for sure.
33:22Stay with us, ladies and gentlemen.
33:24The tag title's up for grabs.
33:27We're live, ladies and gentlemen, coming here from Utica, New York.
33:30The tag team title up for grabs.
33:32The Quebeckers taking it to Men on a Mission in the early stages.
33:36Men on a Mission in the early stages here.
33:38We apologize for having to break away from that match.
33:40And right now, though, here comes Shock.
33:42And it's low, nailing Shock.
33:44Heavy hitting going on.
33:47Heavy hitting going on for sure.
33:51And Michael Jordan doing all right for a moment.
33:53Look at that.
33:54Uh-oh.
33:56Tag is made.
33:57Back in Pierre.
33:58Quick tags by the Quebeckers.
34:02And hammering away is Pierre.
34:06You can bet that Michael Jordan is doing well for himself now.
34:10Hitting quite well.
34:11Watching Monday Night Raw.
34:12As just about everybody in the country is.
34:14And look at this.
34:15Oh, my.
34:17Only one place to go.
34:19Not bad.
34:21You know what I say?
34:22Let Michael Jordan play baseball.
34:24Let Men on a Mission do their thing, their style, their way.
34:29Dr. Luis out on the Head Shrinkers.
34:31I'm sure looking on from somewhere.
34:33Oh, my goodness.
34:35Look who's coming into town.
34:37Off the rope.
34:38Drop down.
34:39Oh, man.
34:46And Johnny Polo looking on.
34:51Now, Polo and the Quebeckers have to prepare for three different tag team combinations.
34:57Unquestionably, the Quebeckers somewhat at a disadvantage here.
34:59Boom.
35:00Look out.
35:01Uh-oh.
35:03And now, here comes Pierre, his tag team partner, Jacques.
35:06Jacques coming off the rope.
35:07That's it.
35:08Take the chops out.
35:09Trying to get the big man down.
35:10Yeah, they're at a disadvantage.
35:11But I think that Men on a Mission, Bushwackers, and Smoking Guns,
35:14they all had a chance to beat him.
35:15No doubt about it.
35:16The Quebeckers, they're tough, but they can be had.
35:20And tagging back in now is Pierre.
35:25And Pierre going upstairs where Jacques was trying to concentrate on downstairs.
35:29Pierre cannot get the big man down.
35:31It may be a futile effort.
35:33He continues to attack upstairs.
35:35And, whoa, just locked out.
35:37Mabel turns it around.
35:38Men on a Mission doing their thing.
35:40Get that dancing thing happening.
35:46Mabel and Moe, what a big tag team champion.
35:48Again, they had a taste of it on the worldwide WrestleMania Revenge Tour
35:52over in Europe.
35:53Listen to this crowd.
35:55Recovering by Mabel.
36:00And he, oh, come on, turn around.
36:02The official trying to make it out.
36:03He saw right there.
36:05Pandemonium.
36:06Break it out right here.
36:07Tag team.
36:08Trying to break it out.
36:10Trying to break it out.
36:11Jim Bakker apparently in the news.
36:13He's going to be out soon.
36:14Is that right?
36:15Around in September, I believe in it.
36:16Allegedly coincides with the return of the Brother Love Show
36:19somewhere here in the World Wrestling Federation.
36:21Although, that's just a rumor.
36:22Well, I don't want to meet any one of those guys.
36:24That's it.
36:26And Moe, having problems now.
36:28We're in shock.
36:34No doubt the Quebecers will do anything
36:36to keep the Tag Team Championship belts around their waist.
36:39Anything.
36:40Hey, Vince McMahon, wouldn't you do anything
36:42if you had the tag team titles or a single title
36:44or any kind of a title?
36:45I would do anything.
36:46I'll say that right now.
36:47I'll say that right now.
36:52And Mabel trying to maintain some order.
36:57But unfortunately, Moe-
36:58Slap in the face right there.
36:59Yes, has been double teamed and everything else.
37:02Moe in trouble.
37:04Frequent tag by the Quebecers.
37:06They are sharp here tonight, live on Monday Night Raw.
37:09And uh-oh.
37:11Going for the cover.
37:12What's this?
37:13We apologize, ladies and gentlemen.
37:14We're having to take this break.
37:15We shall return with the matchup.
37:19We're back live, ladies and gentlemen,
37:20Monday Night Raw.
37:21And the Quebecers frequent tag.
37:23Take a look at this.
37:24Oh my goodness.
37:25They better not tear the cover there.
37:27This could do it.
37:28It may be over.
37:29No.
37:31So close.
37:32It's been all Quebecers,
37:33but if men on a mission win this match.
37:36Tremendous rematch from WrestleMania 10.
37:38Oh, Moe being double teamed now,
37:40being set up, coming off the rope.
37:41And whoa.
37:44I thought he was going to land right out here on top of us, Macho Man.
37:47We'll see.
37:48A cover now.
37:49The official man.
37:51No.
37:52So close.
37:53Moe's got some intestinal fortitude.
37:56No doubt about it.
37:57Lots of guts, McMahon.
37:58Did you catch that?
37:59Yeah, I'm right there with you.
38:02If I say anything you don't understand, let me know.
38:04All right.
38:05Pierre, ladies and gentlemen,
38:06off the rope and clothesline.
38:10And Pierre and John,
38:11a cover again.
38:13Still, you can't quite get Moe.
38:15Too close for comfort right there.
38:18Listen to these people.
38:19Yes.
38:20And Moe knows this capacity crowd is behind him.
38:27And Mabel chomping at the bit to get into the match.
38:29Look out, however, coming from the far side.
38:31Uh-oh.
38:32That could do it.
38:34Right into the small of the back.
38:35Coming off again and
38:38over the top.
38:40Nicely done.
38:42Now Moe.
38:43Oh, yes, Moe.
38:44Look at that.
38:45Wait a minute.
38:47Yeah, Jacques and Johnny Polo
38:51shoving the Quebecer back in.
38:53And Moe's trying to make a tag
38:54and unfortunately he's cut off.
38:55Wait a minute, wait a minute.
38:56Was that the Quebecer that went over the top rope?
38:58I don't think that was a tag.
38:59Yeah, that was the same one.
39:00We're sure.
39:01Coming off and double clothesline.
39:04Both men clothesline.
39:10Pierre.
39:12Trying to hang on to the ankle.
39:13All Moe has to do is make the tag.
39:16And the momentum of this match will turn around.
39:18This place is gonna break out in a rage right now
39:20if he can tag him.
39:22Yes, here we go.
39:23Wait a minute.
39:24Jacques is tracking the official.
39:25I'm not too sure the official did not see the tag.
39:30Well, I saw it.
39:31Jacques is tracking the official.
39:32And look at that.
39:33Uh-oh.
39:34There's a break.
39:35We needed a break.
39:37Look at this.
39:39Now, Moe.
39:40Fantastic.
39:41Did you see that tag?
39:43How about that one?
39:46And look at that clothesline.
39:48Mabel.
39:50He is big as a house.
39:52In control.
39:53Nice back body drop.
39:56And Jacques should not be in the ring.
40:01It's a handicap match right now.
40:04Both the Megas against Mabel.
40:06Over the top to the outside.
40:08Wait, no.
40:09I'm betting on men on a mission.
40:10All my chips on the table on M.O.M.
40:14I'm not so sure that Jacques is a legal man.
40:17And we're missing that.
40:18Waiting a little too long to set that one up.
40:23Crucial part of the match right now.
40:26This is where champions are made.
40:29This is where you earn the big bucks.
40:30Macho Man Randy Savage calling the match up.
40:33You and Ted Koppel both around the ring.
40:35You and Ted Koppel both around that $7 million a year mark.
40:40It's not what I'm making Vince McMahon.
40:42But that's good for Mr. Koppel.
40:44That's cool.
40:46I wouldn't take that kind of cut and pay.
40:48It'd be a pay cut, right?
40:49That's exactly right.
40:53And Moe.
40:56Trying to make sure that there's no intervention.
40:58Unfortunately, look at this.
41:00This is what they did before, Vince McMahon.
41:02And I don't think you caught it.
41:04But I'm not sure that I was right.
41:05They switched when he went to the outside.
41:08But please, don't let it happen.
41:10Let it be Moe.
41:12Check this out.
41:13Now I like it.
41:16Turn around.
41:17Start counting.
41:19I'm gonna beat the ceiling.
41:21Oh my.
41:24No, it did not happen.
41:27I popped the bottle of champagne already.
41:31It did not happen.
41:35Somehow, Pierre got his shoulder up.
41:38Mabel.
41:39Now tagging in his partner, Moe.
41:40Let's see what Moe can do.
41:41He's had some time to recuperate.
41:43Uh-oh.
41:44But before that, look out.
41:48Squashola.
41:50And a cover.
41:51Great tally wrap, Cody.
41:53It's a big payment.
41:54Oh, what is this?
41:57Give me a break.
41:59No, Cody, no.
42:00A kick out.
42:02What a match.
42:04And no matter what the Quebeckers do, they can't-
42:06Uh-oh.
42:09Oh, double hip like a car wreck right there.
42:12Take a minute.
42:13Look at Johnny Polo up there as well.
42:14Behind the official.
42:15Mabel comes out.
42:17Get him, Mabel.
42:20Mabel backing Johnny Polo up.
42:22However, Jack has just rolled Moe back into the ring.
42:25Pierre now going out.
42:27He's got Polo.
42:28Going upstairs.
42:29Now I see that.
42:30But in the ring as well.
42:31In the ring.
42:32Look at this.
42:33Behind the official's back.
42:35Moe taking care of business on the outside, but on the inside.
42:38Into the ring.
42:45The winners of this match.
42:47Somehow, the Quebeckers pull this one out.
42:55We don't need one referee in this type of a match.
42:57We need three.
43:04None of us.
43:05The Quebeckers are still the reigning tag team champions here in the WWF.
43:10But speaking of champions, he's going to be here next week.
43:16Bret the Hitman Hart.
43:17The WWF's fighting champion has vowed to pick up where he left off.
43:22Taking on everyone and anyone in the World Wrestling Federation.
43:26When this martial arts master is primed for the challenge.
43:32Bret Hart battles Quayne next week on Monday Night Raw.
43:38What a matchup.
43:39That's going to be right here next week, ladies and gentlemen.
43:41Monday Night Raw.
43:42I'm sweating.
43:43Yeah, well, you were sweating last year too, weren't you?
43:45When you were rolling those Easter eggs.
43:47Let's take you, ladies and gentlemen, to the White House.
43:49I was the champion.
43:50That was last year.
43:51I won last year.
43:52Okay, let me see who I got to defend my title against.
43:55The Bushwackers are on hand along with the First Lady.
43:58Let's take a look here.
43:59Doink and dink.
44:00It was a wonderful time.
44:02One of the things that we do at the Easter Egg Roll
44:05is to continue the tradition that started way, way back
44:08when President Madison was President of the United States
44:12and his wife, Dolly Madison, started the Easter Egg Roll.
44:16Mostly, I just want to welcome all the boys and girls here,
44:21all the families here,
44:22and to thank all of you for being a part of this wonderful American tradition.
44:27I hope you have a terrific time today.
44:29I assure you that we're having a terrific time having you here,
44:33and I think we ought to start.
44:35Are you ready to start?
44:37Oh, yeah.
44:39Dink gets them going.
44:41And there was Doink.
44:43Doink, dink.
44:44Actually, Doink gets them going, and there was Dink.
44:46It's kind of tough to keep them.
44:47Oh, but there's the Easter Bunny.
44:49And take a look at that.
44:50Butch and Luke, the White House Easter Egg Roll.
44:54Oh, my goodness.
44:56The Bushwackers on hand, ladies and gentlemen.
44:59Oh, Socks the Cat.
45:00Hey, how about that?
45:01Hey, check that out.
45:02Oh, Catnip.
45:03We'll see you next year.
45:06Welcome back, everyone.
45:08We're here on Monday Night Raw.
45:09Yes, what a matchup.
45:10We're going to have for you next week the Hitman Bret Hart,
45:12the WWF Champion, non-title,
45:14squaring off against the martial art expert, Quang.
45:17I got the Hitman.
45:18You do?
45:19Yeah, I'll go for him, too.
45:20We never can tell what's going to happen here on Monday Night.
45:23Wait a minute.
45:24We saw the President and the First Lady.
45:26Here's another government official in the ring now.
45:28To remind all you tax cheats out there
45:31that you just have four days left until April 15th.
45:36And do you know what that means?
45:38It means it's time to pay your taxes,
45:42especially you, Katanka,
45:44because I know for a fact you haven't paid the gift tax
45:49on that stinking headdress.
45:51And I'm going to say this once, Katanka,
45:54pay up.
45:59What a matchup that's going to be, ladies and gentlemen.
46:01Hitman Bret Hart squaring off against Quang next week.
46:03And also the King, Jerry Lawler, is going to join us.
46:05And I believe he's standing by right now.
46:07King, can you hear me?
46:08I can hear you.
46:09I'm not standing by.
46:10I'm sitting by in my royal throne.
46:11Quit that laughing, McMahon.
46:12Sorry.
46:13I mean, let's go back and take a look.
46:15Who's your guest next week?
46:16Never mind.
46:17Let's go back.
46:18Here, King, take a look at this.
46:20I don't even want to see it.
46:21Timber!
46:23Very funny.
46:24You've got to pay for this, McMahon.