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00:00For one whole year, you've been watching at WWF Raw.
00:05And tonight, we celebrate our very first anniversary.
00:09However, two weeks ago on Monday Night Raw, Big Mouth Manager Johnny Polo met
00:14Fireball Marty Jannetty in the ring to finally decide once and for all,
00:17who was the better wrestler.
00:19As Jannetty prepared to finish off Johnny Polo,
00:22peer of the WWF Tag Team Champions, the Quebeckers blatantly interfered,
00:26causing Marty Jannetty to lose the match.
00:28Polo's plan may have won the battle, but the war continued raging.
00:32When Marty Jannetty and the 1, 2, 3 Kid approached the ringside table,
00:35where Polo was co-hosting last Monday night.
00:38Let me just get one thing straight right now, Johnny Polo.
00:43Don't come out here running your mouth, telling anybody how you beat me last week,
00:48cuz you didn't beat me.
00:49You and that Quebecker beat me with a third one standing over here.
00:52So let me tell you something right now, Marty Jannetty.
00:54Hey, what I want you to do is put your money where your mouth is, boy.
00:58You're talking about beating me and the 1, 2, 3 Kid.
01:00Here's the 1, 2, 3 Kid.
01:02Here I am.
01:03Why don't you put a tag match, me against your Quebeckers?
01:05Can you do that?
01:08What about it?
01:09How about a match next week, the Quebeckers against the Kid and Marty Jannetty?
01:13Okay, I'll do it, I'll do it.
01:15I'll put one in my boogie's mind.
01:16Tonight, witness another battle when Marty Jannetty and
01:21the 1, 2, 3 Kid meet Tag Team Champion, the Quebeckers for the championship.
01:29Last week on Monday Night Raw, Marty Confetti and
01:33the poster boy for Pampers thought they backed me into a corner.
01:38Suckers, my Quebecker machine is gonna squish you like a bunch of cockroaches.
01:45That's right, you're just a tune-up match.
01:48World minds are already set up on the Raya Rumble.
01:51Owen and Bret Hart, we're gonna show the world what brotherly love is all about.
01:54Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:56Welcome everyone to Richmond, Virginia.
02:26Welcome to the Richmond Coliseum.
02:30Welcome to the very first year anniversary of Monday Night Raw.
02:38Yes, and there he is, the special dispensation from WWF President Jack Tony,
02:44returning to Monday Night Raw.
02:47The NFL has its fan man, the WWF has its macho man, Randy Savage.
02:57And tonight, the 1, 2, 3 Kid, Marty Jannetty,
03:01will start off against the Quebeckers in tag team action.
03:06Plus, Baxton Bunger picks on Bam, Bam Bigelow.
03:12And in addition to that, the one and the only Undertaker will be in action.
03:19And what does Randy Savage have to say to all of you on Monday Night Raw?
03:26Yeah, there we go, ladies and gentlemen.
03:32Happy birthday, Monday Night Raw.
03:36And here come the Quebeckers.
03:40Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for
03:45one fall, these four, the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship.
03:51Entering the ring with their manager, Johnny Polo.
03:55What a birthday present this is, it won't get any better than this.
04:01Randy Savage returns to Monday Night Raw, all right.
04:06I'm just glad to be here, Vince McMahon.
04:08President Jack Tony did one thing right.
04:11Johnny Polo, along with the Quebeckers, in a tag team
04:17title offense that they were somewhat embarrassed into last week.
04:22They will be facing the One, Two, Three Kid and Marty Jannetty.
04:25And this should be an outstanding matchup, and here we go.
04:31This is better than New Year's.
04:32The lightweight of all of the 47 pounds,
04:38Marty Jannetty and the One, Two, Three Kid.
04:44The Quebeckers against the One, Two, Three Kid and Marty Jannetty.
04:49The Quebeckers claiming that this is nothing more than a tune-up match as they
04:56prepare for the WWF Royal Rumble event, which is only 12 days away.
05:02The Quebeckers against Owen The Rocket and
05:06Rhett The Hitman Hart.
05:08The Hart brothers are against the Quebeckers for
05:12the Tag Team Championship, assuming the Quebeckers hang on to them tonight.
05:17Exactly, and the Hart brothers are ready, and you just never know.
05:21That's why we call it Raw.
05:23The One, Two, Three Kid and
05:27Marty Jannetty should function very well as a tag team unit.
05:34Polo Fever gives me a break.
05:37We are live, ladies and gentlemen, coming to you from Richmond, Virginia.
05:41Starting things off here, it's gonna be a shock.
05:43Uh-oh, look at this.
05:46Jock hammering away on Marty Jannetty, trying to set him up now.
05:48Wheels him to the far side, off the rope, and Jock with a back, no.
05:51Leapfrog by Marty Jannetty.
05:53Jannetty on the top, look at that maneuver.
05:55One, two, my goodness.
05:57That could have been it right there.
06:00We almost had the changing of the guard here in the early stages of the matchup.
06:06That's why we call it Raw.
06:08Anything can happen on Monday Night Raw.
06:10Anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation,
06:12a little consultation there for the part of the One, Two, Three Kid and
06:15Marty Jannetty.
06:16Likewise over here with Pierre and Jock.
06:18You will recall it was the Quebecers who
06:25became WWF champions with the Quebec Rules some time ago on Monday Night Raw.
06:34And here, someone embarrassed into a tag team title offense from last week.
06:38To the buckle, Marty Jannetty.
06:40Look at that maneuver by Jannetty, one, two, my, again another near fall.
06:45Thus far, Marty Jannetty catching Jock well darned.
06:49Come on, Jock.
06:51Marty Jannetty and the One, Two, Three Kid have got everything they need and
06:55nothing to lose.
06:56Not anything they can come lose here tonight.
06:58Come on, Jock, you got it, man.
06:59And I would suggest there that Pierre was consoling Jock.
07:06And now Pierre will try his luck.
07:08And likewise, the One, Two, Three Kid tags in.
07:11The Kid is fired up.
07:12One, two, three, kid, locking up.
07:20Pierre now with a standing side hip lock.
07:24And the Kid hurls Pierre to the rope, coming off it.
07:27Look at that.
07:28A tackle, a shoulder block over the Kid, right back at him.
07:32Ashley blocked by the Kid and over the head.
07:35Come on, two, three, quick, one, two, so close.
07:39One, two, three, Kid and
07:40Marty Jannetty have come to Richmond, Virginia to become Tag Team Champions.
07:44Come on, man.
07:46The only thought on their mind, and they got the momentum, and
07:49the Quebecers are trying to slow down the pace.
07:52One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three.
07:58A jubilant crowd here in Richmond, Virginia tonight for Monday Night Raw.
08:03One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three.
08:06And the Kid now, trying his luck with Jock, the Quebecer.
08:09And Jock had no luck with him.
08:13Come on, come on, ref, come on, look at this.
08:16Come on, get control in there.
08:18All four rosters on the ring.
08:22The official following along, depending on the rules.
08:24Look at this, and together, yes.
08:27Dropkick, no, no, no, the Quebecers are in trouble.
08:34And Marty Jannetty, the one, two, three kid, they came here to fight.
08:40Johnny Polo getting Jock and Pierre together on the outside, and
08:44thus far, they have had no strategy whatsoever.
08:47And you can bet,
08:52watching this matchup with great interest, Olivia and
08:56Bret, the Hart brothers, because in 12 days, they will face these same Quebecers.
09:01Whether they have the championship or not.
09:02They're watching this match under a microscope, I'll guarantee you.
09:08Likewise, in 12 days at the Royal Rumble, at the Royal Rumble matchup itself.
09:13Marty Jannetty, the one, two, three kid, will be competitors,
09:16along with the gentleman to my right, Macho Man Randy Savage.
09:19Three of the 30 men competing in the every man for himself Royal Rumble matchup.
09:25More on that a little bit later on.
09:27Well, I wish them all the luck in the world right now against the Quebecers,
09:31because at the Royal Rumble, everybody's my enemy.
09:34Double man fighting time.
09:38And look at this, trying to time this perfectly, what did he do now?
09:42I can't believe it.
09:44And another one.
09:46That is teamwork.
09:48Marty Jannetty, the one, two, three kid, bringing this crowd alive.
09:52The one, two, three kid, doing more than holding his own.
09:59He is quite the aggressor, as we have seen here in the past on Monday Night Raw.
10:04Give credit where credit is due.
10:06These guys are doing the sensational.
10:11Stalling tactics on the outside now with Johnny Fuller.
10:14Shocking, but what is this timeout business they're trying to cause?
10:17No timeout in the World Wrestling Federation, I'll guarantee you.
10:21It would not surprise me if the official doesn't make them return or
10:28relinquish the championship.
10:31What's this now?
10:34He told them something to make them return, here they come back.
10:37He's trying to stall.
10:38What are you doing?
10:46There's no such thing as time.
10:48What's going on here?
10:49You guys are champions, act like champions, get in the ring.
10:53Let's go, come on, defend the title.
10:54Let's see what you can do.
10:55All right, it's gonna be a shock now, tagging back in.
11:01Now that bit of rust, but unquestionably helped the Quebecers.
11:06The question is now whether or not Jannetty can pick up the momentum.
11:10Right where the one, two, three kid left off of.
11:12We'll see here now, back to the rope and Jannetty to the near side.
11:16Over a shot, Jannetty coming right back, nicely done.
11:21And look at this, Jannetty is unquestionably quicker.
11:26The Quebecers are in trouble, the Quebecers are in big trouble.
11:30Go down to pay a debt, and we'll be back with more Monday Night Raw
11:34as this match continues, stay with us.
11:37We're back with more Monday Night Raw.
11:40You won't believe what just happened during the commercial break.
11:42Let's take it back, ladies and gentlemen,
11:44because we almost saw the one, two, three kid and
11:46Marty Jannetty become tag team champions.
11:48Let's go back to it, this was during the breakdown.
11:50Look at this maneuver by Marty Jannetty.
11:54Right back up underneath the chin right there, one, two.
11:58However, see the foot, did you see shots, foot was on the bottom rope.
12:02One, two, three kid and Marty Jannetty celebrating in the ring.
12:07But celebrating prematurely as another official came into the ring and
12:11straightened things out and said, no, no, guys, you almost won it.
12:16But not quite, the decision was reversed.
12:20And we are back now, live, ladies and gentlemen.
12:28Marty Jannetty, coming ever so close, that must have felt great.
12:32I'll tell you what, when I thought that they won,
12:33I jumped up and almost hit my head on the ceiling.
12:36I still think that they won.
12:40Marty Jannetty and the one, two, three kid have come here to Monday Night Raw to
12:45become tag team champions and they almost did just moments ago during the break.
12:51Here we go, shot, walking back up now.
12:53Standing shot headlocked by Marty Jannetty.
12:56Thus far, Jannetty and the kid way too quick for the Quebecers.
12:58Wait, look at that, did you see that?
13:00What happened?
13:01I didn't see it.
13:02The referee was distracted and Peele pulled the top rope down.
13:06Jannetty went sailing over the top and took a horrible spill over by-
13:10Look at this, coming back.
13:12Uh-oh, no.
13:13Shot trying to set up his opponent, Marty Jannetty.
13:19Shot nailed his tag team partner, Pierre.
13:22Nothing is going right for the Quebecers.
13:24Nothing is going right.
13:26The kid, hammering away.
13:29Upstairs, downstairs.
13:30Shot coming off the rope.
13:31Yes, high kick again.
13:32The kid coming out over the near side.
13:36The kid going all the way up to the top rope.
13:39Bro, did you see that?
13:41Unbelievable.
13:43One, two, three, kid from the top rope.
13:47The cover, ref, ref, the cover.
13:51Referee's gotta get down there and count.
13:54Meanwhile, look at this.
13:56Polo over there with Jannetty.
13:57And the kid's back.
13:59Come on.
13:59The official went over with Johnny Polo.
14:03And the one, two, three, kid hammered off the top rope by Pierre.
14:06This is more action than I've ever seen in a tag team match.
14:09And I'll guarantee you something right now.
14:10The one, two, three, kid and Jannetty are doing everything they can do to win the belts.
14:14However, now the Quebecers resorting to desperate tactics.
14:17Look at the tag rope wrapped around the front of the one, two, three, kid.
14:21The official again distracted.
14:22Come on, ref.
14:24Come on, ref.
14:25Referee looking down over at Marty Jannetty.
14:30And meanwhile, the one, two, three, kid has been punished by Pierre.
14:37What a matchup.
14:37The one, two, three, kid now.
14:39Watch this, double, my goodness.
14:41Across the top rope.
14:42Come on, ref.
14:43This is getting ridiculous.
14:48A cover, one, two, and a kick out.
14:51A kick out.
14:51The one, two, three, kid coming out of it.
14:56Look at Big Pierre now, the softball.
15:01Hammering with those forearms and clenched fists down on the back of the head of
15:04the one, two, three, kid.
15:05Coming out.
15:10No, look at this.
15:12No.
15:14We're gonna be right back.
15:15We apologize.
15:16We have to take this commercial break.
15:18One.
15:21We're back live.
15:22Monday Night Raw from Richmond, Virginia.
15:25The one, two, three, kid and Marty Jannetty still have a shot at it.
15:28It was a kick out.
15:29They're still going strong.
15:32Shock has been tagged in.
15:33The elbow and a foot and a jaw on the one, two, three, kid.
15:36And another cover, hooks the leg in.
15:38A kick out.
15:38A kick out again.
15:41One, two, three, kid and
15:42Marty Jannetty are giving it everything they possibly have here tonight on
15:47Monday Night Raw.
15:48Who knows, this matchup may continue for the whole hour.
15:53Tag back in now.
15:55Big Pierre, no, no.
15:58Not on the kid.
15:59Get out of there.
16:00And then the one, two, three, kid and Marty Jannetty lose this one.
16:02It's gonna be a hard-
16:03One, two, another kick out.
16:06How did they do it?
16:07Another kick out.
16:09What action here this week.
16:11But speaking of action, ladies and gentlemen, next week,
16:14we're gonna have Erwin Arsheister against the Macho Man, Randy Savage,
16:18on Monday Night Raw next week.
16:20And Crush will be out here as my guest commentator.
16:22Crush is gonna be doing the commentating during my match with IRS.
16:27Wait a minute, look at this, coming off him.
16:29Boy, get up on the-
16:31360, everything's on the line right now.
16:34It was a gallant effort on the part of the one, two, three, kid and
16:38Marty Jannetty.
16:39A very gallant effort.
16:41These guys never cease to amaze me.
16:43Wait a minute, he's not going for the cover here.
16:45Come on, come on.
16:46Pierre, but then that'll probably do it.
16:51After the headbutt, a cover, one, two, and three.
16:54No, no, no, he didn't get him, he did not get him.
16:57Marty Jannetty, the partner of the kid, urging him on.
17:04Urging his capacity crowd on as well.
17:07And now, Shock drops the elbow right on his sternum.
17:10If nothing else, the Quebecers have been embarrassed by the one, two,
17:13three, kid and Marty Jannetty.
17:14You can bet they have been thus far.
17:16They were unprepared for the kid and Marty Jannetty, very much unprepared for it.
17:21And Piledriver coming at you.
17:25No.
17:29What's he doing?
17:33He is not going for the cover.
17:34This is the second time one of the Quebecers.
17:36But here he goes.
17:39We've seen this before, ladies and gentlemen.
17:40All the way from the top rope, here comes Pierre.
17:45No.
17:47Goodness.
17:49Scorched him.
17:50The one, two, three kid giving it his all along with Marty Jannetty.
17:59And again, though, now look what they're doing, Randy Savage.
18:02They're not even trying to cover the kid.
18:04They're trying to punish him.
18:05They're trying to make an example of the kid.
18:07And Marty Jannetty knowing that the Hart brothers are watching this broadcast.
18:12Knowing that the Royal Rumble is only 12 days away.
18:15Don't tell me they're gonna do it again.
18:17The official's like, where's Marty Jannetty coming at him?
18:22Whoa, Marty Jannetty cleaning out.
18:26The official could have disqualified Jannetty right there.
18:30He did not.
18:31The Quebecers are trying to send a message to the Hart brothers.
18:35But Jannetty got involved, and I'm damn glad he did.
18:40Marty Jannetty has to work in the one, two, three kid.
18:42Can he make the tag?
18:44Can he? Yes, he's got it.
18:45Check out Marty Jannetty.
18:47Jannetty, a hell of a fight.
18:50Marty Jannetty, missing with most of that last drop kick.
18:53And now slamming Pierre Jannetty.
18:56Setting up shot, coming up to rope elbow this time.
19:00Who's the legal Quebecer in there?
19:02I'm not so sure I can recall.
19:05Hit them both.
19:08Knock it, knock it.
19:10Johnny Polo.
19:12Johnny Polo was just nailed.
19:15Wait a minute, look at this.
19:16One, two, three, kick, going up.
19:20Like a log.
19:22Two.
19:22Yeah, shot, shot.
19:24The winner of this bout and
19:32new World Wrestling Federation Tag Team
19:38Champion, Marty Jannetty, at the one, two, three deal.
19:47Marty Jannetty in the one, two, three.
19:56The kid going up into this capacity crowd.
19:59There is a celebration going on here on Monday Night Raw.
20:04There's no doubt, the kid and
20:06Marty Jannetty got some advice from somebody.
20:10Yes, they have done the impossible here tonight on Monday Night Raw.
20:14There you see the new World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions.
20:20What a moment.
20:23Well, right now, let's take you to another memorable moment from past
20:28Monday Night Raws.
20:29It was the one, two, three kid against Razor Ramon.
20:34He really came in with that elbow.
20:37And when Razor stays.
20:39One, two, three.
20:42One, two, three.
20:45He got him.
20:46He got Razor Ramon.
20:49The one, two, three kid, Marty Jannetty, Razor Ramon and more.
20:5330 individuals all headed to the WWF Royal Rumble matchup itself.
20:57It's every man for himself.
20:58With that in mind, let's take you now to Todd Pettengill and
21:01the Royal Rumble Report.
21:04Well, Vince, Todd is snowed in tonight, but
21:07I'm happy to be here with your Royal Rumble Report here on Monday Night Raw.
21:11Hello again, everyone.
21:12I'm Jim Ross.
21:13How often have you heard the expression, anything can happen on Monday Night Raw?
21:19Well, let me take it one step farther.
21:21Anything can happen here in the WWF, and it just did.
21:25New tag team champions.
21:27Folks, it's unbelievable.
21:29Let's turn our attention to the 1994 WWF Royal Rumble.
21:34We're just under two weeks away from the most exciting pay-per-view spectacular
21:39of the new year.
21:41Saturday night, January 22nd, 8 Eastern,
21:445 Pacific, live from the sold out Providence Civic Center.
21:47It's gonna be great, folks.
21:49And let's start by talking about the Royal Rumble match itself.
21:53Many say the most exciting guaranteed hour on television.
21:57It starts with two men in the ring.
21:59And every two minutes, a new superstar joins the parade.
22:03The only way you are eliminated is by going over the top rope and
22:08your feet landing on the floor.
22:10The last wrestler in the ring is declared the winner and
22:14is granted a shot at the WWF champion,
22:17whomever that may be, at the very prestigious WrestleMania X.
22:22All 30 names have been announced.
22:25Let's run the card.
22:26Former Intercontinental Champion Shawn Michaels, his bodyguard Diesel,
22:32Doink the Clown, the hitman Bret Hart, his brother Owen Hart, Bam Bam Bigelow,
22:39who is scheduled to appear here later against another Royal Rumble participant,
22:45Sebastian Booger, Billy of the Smoking Guns, his brother Bart,
22:50the model Rick Martel, from Kona, Hawaii, Crush, Tatanka,
22:56Adam Bomb, Samu and Fatu of the Head Shrinkers,
23:00former two time WWF champion, Macho Man Randy Savage,
23:05the man who ended Tatanka's winning streak, Ludwig Borga,
23:11the would be country music sensation, Double J, Jeff Jarrett,
23:16new tag team champions, the 1, 2, 3 Kid, and Marty Janetti.
23:21Greg the Hammer Valentine, the great veteran, Scott Steiner,
23:25his brother Rick Steiner, the Ugandan giant Kamala,
23:29Moe from Men on a Mission, and his partner Mabel, Bob Backlund.
23:35And thanks to many of you, Lex Luger, plus two mercenaries from Mr.
23:40Fuji, Tenryu, and the great Kabuki.
23:43Just remember, in the WWF Royal Rumble, there are no friends,
23:48partners, or brothers, just enemies.
23:51It's truly every man for himself.
23:54Folks, I can't wait.
23:56Now, then in addition to that fantastic match, every title in the WWF
24:01is on the line, starting with the WWF Championship.
24:06Yokozuna defends his title against the awesome Undertaker.
24:11Now, as most of you know, Mr. Fuji and
24:13Jim Cornette put in the contract a one-time only clause.
24:18And Paul Bear countered with a clause instituting the casket match.
24:23You'll see both, the Undertaker and Yokozuna, later tonight, right here on Raw.
24:30The Intercontinental title is also on the line in a match I think's gonna be a real
24:34head-knocker, folks, when Razor Ramon defends his title and
24:38attempts to regain his gold chains from IRS.
24:42I was about to say the Quebecers would be defending their titles against
24:46the Hart Brothers, but I guess now they won't.
24:49I would imagine the match will still take place.
24:52However, no titles will be on the line.
24:54Owen and Brett have gotta be somewhat disappointed at this latest turn of events.
25:00And finally, these two guys have two shots at each other.
25:04Ludwig Borga takes on the once-defeated Native American Tatanka one-on-one.
25:11Plus, they may see each other in the Royal Rumble itself.
25:15Folks, the only way to see this unbelievable night of television
25:18is on pay-per-view cable TV.
25:22By calling now, you get your best chance of avoiding busy operators.
25:27In just under two weeks, Saturday, January 22nd,
25:31don't you miss the WWF Royal Rumble.
25:34Don't go away, because next up right here on Raw,
25:37it's the Hellraiser from Helsinki, Ludwig Borga.
25:40I always like to keep my favorite snack handy.
25:54Need a little excitement?
25:57Step into a Slim Jim, yeah.
25:59We are back, ladies and gentlemen, live on Monday Night Raw,
26:04our special anniversary Monday Night Raw.
26:08And yes, look who's headed to the square and circle, Ludwig Borga.
26:13And we'll be back with Ludwig Borga and more when we return.
26:17Stay with us, everybody.
26:18Now, I guess you think that was real funny, don't you?
26:24I guess you think you're a big comedian out here calling me a Dairy Queen.
26:28Now, let me ask you something, Tiny Tim.
26:31Why don't you be a man?
26:32Why don't you get a real guitar instead of this little ukulele you got here?
26:36Why don't you do that, Tiny Tim?
26:38I like the ukulele.
26:39You like that ukulele?
26:41It's easy to handle.
26:43It's easy to handle.
26:45Well, I'm gonna tell you something, Tiny Tim.
26:46Let me handle that ukulele for you a little bit.
26:48You wanna call me a Dairy Queen?
26:50There's what I think of your ukulele, Tiny Tim.
26:54I'm just cheering.
26:55You see that?
26:56There's your ukulele, Tiny Tim.
27:00We're back live, ladies and gentlemen.
27:01Another memorable moment, moments ago.
27:03And yes, Ludwig Borga is making his own moments in there against Brad Anderson.
27:08Ludwig Borga is a monster.
27:10I'm hell sinking.
27:12Nothing's gonna spoil my party.
27:14The one, two, three, Kid and Marty Jannetty are new WWF Tag Team Champions.
27:19Yes, indeed, nothing can change that.
27:22What an upset, what a victory for the Kid and Jannetty.
27:26Look at this.
27:28Anderson has the big man rock.
27:30Anderson with Ludwig Borga.
27:33Look at this, from the far side, and clothesline again.
27:36Anderson going for it.
27:37Uh-oh, and Ludwig Borga turns things right back around.
27:40Ludwig Borga headed to the Royal Rumble to face Tataka.
27:44And then from there, both men go back into the Royal Rumble matchup itself.
27:50They will be competitors of yours, Randy Savage,
27:52as well as all the other 30 competitors.
27:55Royal Rumble is the fork in the road, and
27:58you gotta take the high road to get to WrestleMania X.
28:01And I am the man that can do it.
28:04Yes, you could very well be.
28:06However, I believe we're scheduled to have Lex Luger on the line.
28:11And Lex, are you there?
28:13Yes, I'm here.
28:14Lex, congratulations, you're headed to the Royal Rumble itself.
28:19I'm sure you are ecstatic.
28:21However, in the ring right now, Ludwig Borga,
28:23he's gonna be one individual you're gonna have to face.
28:26Yes, that's true, but first of all, congratulations to me.
28:29But boy, congratulations to Marnie Jannetty and the 1, 2, 3 Kid.
28:33What an upset, I mean, that's excitement.
28:36I just go to show you anything can happen.
28:38I'd love to get my hands on Ludwig Borga anytime I can.
28:41However, speaking of the Royal Rumble,
28:44I wish to talk to all the best ones match against Ludwig Borga.
28:47All right, but you're in there against the Macho Man, against Ludwig Borga,
28:51against Tatanka, against some of your friends as well.
28:53But it's every man for himself, Lex, what about it?
28:56No friends in there, only foes, everybody has a shot at it.
29:01I'm very excited, I'd like to take an opportunity right here also to thank
29:04everybody out there watching Monday Night Raw and all the WWF fans.
29:07Cuz I know they made it possible for me to get in to the Royal Rumble,
29:10and I'm just ecstatic.
29:12Well, you have your opportunity, and
29:14after all, that's what the United States of America is all about, isn't it?
29:17Opportunity.
29:17It certainly is, it's about opportunity.
29:19I've got it, just as well as 20 other guys.
29:21It's a long shot, but you gotta go in there thinking you can win,
29:24just like Randy does.
29:25I'm gonna be doing the same thing.
29:26All right, thank you very much for joining us, best of luck.
29:28Thanks for having me.
29:30Lex Luger, ladies and gentlemen, but right now,
29:32Anderson is across the back of Ludwig Borga.
29:36And Borga making short work of Anderson, very short work of Anderson.
29:41Here is your winner, Ludwig Borga.
29:46Ludwig Borga, an awesome force in the World Wrestling Federation.
29:56He is not liked by anyone.
29:57He doesn't have to worry about having any friends in the WWF Royal Rumble matchup,
30:01that's for sure.
30:02Exactly.
30:02He has none.
30:03And speaking of which, now we'll take us, ladies and gentlemen, to the WWF Champion.
30:08Let's take you back to this past weekend and
30:10witness Shoko Tsuna in action in a special handicap match.
30:14Crowds on their feet, they know what's gonna happen.
30:16No, look at this, Shoko Tsuna now and down.
30:22Unbelievable.
30:26Shoko Tsuna, one of the most awesome World Wrestling Federation
30:31champions, perhaps of all time.
30:35Shoko Tsuna, with his martial arts skills, his sumo skills.
30:40Can he be defeated by anyone in the WWF today?
30:45We'll find out at the Royal Rumble as he faces off with The Undertaker.
30:52In a matchup, I might remind everyone that The Undertaker's never lost.
30:56Wait a minute.
30:57What's this?
31:00The lights are out.
31:01Oh, Mr.
31:04Bogan, oh, Mr.
31:09Bogan, I lived in my crib in the contract.
31:16You know the clause, one time only.
31:22But you forgot to read my fine print.
31:28You know the clause, the casket mat.
31:34Yes, that's close.
31:37Right, Miss Benefit.
31:40You made a terrible, terrible mistake.
31:45Yokozuna, it will only take me one time.
31:57You and that rotting flesh you call an entourage,
32:06you've made a big mistake.
32:10Yokozuna, I don't make mistakes.
32:19I bury them.
32:25Unbelievable!
32:28A visit to the Undertaker's workshop in Yokozuna.
32:32Look at his face, Vince.
32:33He can't believe his eyes.
32:35He's petrified.
32:36Look at him.
32:39Stay tuned, everybody.
32:40When we return, we shall have the phenom of the WWF with us in action.
32:44Here comes the Undertaker.
32:49Wait a minute.
32:51No.
32:52See you later.
32:53Randy, don't leave me.
32:54Go ahead.
32:55No.
32:56You need to-
32:57No.
32:58No.
32:59No.
33:00No.
33:01Yes, yes, yes.
33:04Go that way.
33:05Go that way.
33:06Go that way.
33:09We're in trouble, folks, because I believe it's going to win.
33:13Oh, my goodness.
33:15Can you believe it?
33:19That is unbelievable.
33:22We are live, and there's no telling who's going to be wet.
33:27There's no telling who's going to be all wet here on Monday Night Raw.
33:31Oh, my.
33:33We're in pitch black.
33:37I'm afraid of the dark.
33:42There's no question that Yokozuna is afraid of this man.
33:46Yokozuna is afraid of the casket match that will take place in 12 days at the WWF.
33:55Someone's going to be stuffed into the double wide, double deep casket.
34:02And by that, The Undertaker has never lost this type of a match.
34:07He's never lost a casket match.
34:09I predict The Undertaker is going to be the next World Wrestling Federation champion at the Royal Rumble.
34:15And then let me get it.
34:16Let me guess.
34:17And then from there, we go to WrestleMania with the Macho Man Randy Savage winning the Royal Rumble
34:22and facing The Undertaker at WrestleMania.
34:24I like it.
34:25Let's do it.
34:27Anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
34:33Ray Hudson signing on to face.
34:37Oh, my goodness.
34:38It gives you the willies just to take a look at this man.
34:40Can you imagine The Undertaker recognized worldwide, perhaps joining President Clinton
34:46on his NATO tour as a goodwill ambassador?
34:50What do you think?
34:51I think that would be a good idea for the USA.
34:53He could make people tired of living and scared of dying.
34:58The Undertaker.
35:01And by the way, The Undertaker, this coming weekend is ready to unveil the finished double wide, double deep casket.
35:12And I, for one, am looking forward to the unveiling.
35:15I can't imagine what that's going to look like.
35:18A casket that's big enough, deep enough, wide enough for Yokozuna, for that matter, for The Undertaker.
35:24Probably look like a condo.
35:27A rolling condo that we will see this coming weekend on the WWF Network.
35:33Undertaker getting words of advice from Paul Bearer, his manager.
35:39And Ray Hudson, you can almost hear his knees shaking together as he readies himself for The Undertaker.
35:49And a thrust by The Undertaker.
35:55The Undertaker with Hudson.
35:58The Undertaker with Hudson to the outside.
36:02And The Undertaker going right after him.
36:05It's uncanny to watch this man in the square circle, especially when someone gets what you would call the upper hand.
36:12I mean, you wonder, can anything, much less any person, stop The Undertaker?
36:18He gives me the willies, but they're good willies.
36:20He's chilling.
36:21Hey, Vince McMahon, what's the scoop on John Madden?
36:24I heard you know something.
36:25Well, yes.
36:27Actually, The Undertaker is the favorite wrestler of John Madden.
36:30And there is some question.
36:31Everyone knows that Madden is, well, he has his choice now.
36:34He can either go to ABC, Monday Night Football.
36:37He can go to Fox.
36:38Or he can come to the World Wrestling Federation.
36:41And WWF President Jack Tunney, we are told, could very well be the man who offers John Madden the contract he cannot refuse.
36:50Imagine that.
36:51John Madden and the WWF.
36:53Happy birthday, Monday Night Raw.
36:55You're one years old today.
36:58Coming out to Raw.
36:59Messing with the roundhouse.
37:00And right back.
37:01Uh-oh.
37:02Oh, my goodness.
37:03Put on the brakes, Ray Hudson.
37:06Down to the canvas.
37:07Awesome.
37:09What is that smell?
37:11Is that formaldehyde?
37:12I think so.
37:15Or is that Hudson?
37:16I don't know.
37:17But look out.
37:19The Undertaker.
37:21With Ray Hudson.
37:23Oh, my God, I'm on it.
37:25Say goodnight.
37:29And it looks like Ray Hudson will be resting in peace.
37:38The Undertaker on his way to the WWF Royal Rumble.
37:43The Undertaker ready to square off against the World Wrestling Federation champion, Yokozuna.
37:49In a special casket match.
37:51The loser of the matchup will be stuffed into the double wide, double deep casket.
37:56Which will be unveiled this coming weekend.
37:59We're having fun here in Richmond, Virginia.
38:03However, let's take it back to last week, ladies and gentlemen.
38:07And show you a bit of a difference in Bam Bam and Booger Head.
38:11They teamed up last week.
38:13This week, they're opposed to each other.
38:15Let's go back to the footage.
38:16Drop kick by Billy Bam Bam Bam.
38:20Wait a minute.
38:21She's rubbing his hump.
38:22Look.
38:23Luna's rubbing Booger's hump.
38:24Meanwhile, the double team effort continues.
38:26Yes.
38:27Double elbows.
38:28Bam Bam.
38:29Yes.
38:30Double elbows.
38:31Bam Bam.
38:32He refuses to go down though.
38:33He refuses.
38:34Bam Bam off the rope again.
38:35And double back.
38:36Oh, my goodness.
38:40Recover.
38:41One, two, three.
38:42Booger's starting to recover now.
38:44He likes having his hump rubbed.
38:46He likes it.
38:47Bastion Booger a bit infatuated, I believe, with Luna Vachon.
38:51Meanwhile, Bam Bam.
38:53We'll be back, ladies and gentlemen.
38:55Bam Bam.
38:56Another beast from the East, squaring off against Bastion Booger.
38:59Just who will Luna leave with?
39:01We'll be back.
39:02Find out.
39:05The macho man, Randy Savage.
39:07After experiencing a friend's betrayal, this volatile superstar is out to destroy anyone
39:13that gets in his way.
39:15IRS, this master technician has also been on a seek and destroy mission of fate.
39:23Two explosive superstars collide in a squared circle.
39:27Next week on Monday Night Raw.
39:31Oh, what a matchup.
39:32It's going to be next week right here on Monday Night Raw, ladies and gentlemen.
39:34And Crush is going to be out here doing the broadcasting.
39:37This contest is scheduled for one fall.
39:38Yes, who knows what's going to happen, Randy Savage.
39:40I'm going to pile them on top of each other, pin them both.
39:42Go on to the Royal Rumble.
39:44Win that, go on to WrestleMania 10.
39:46And repeat, repeat as the World Wrestling Federation champion.
39:50Oh, my.
39:51Well, stranger things than that have happened in the World Wrestling Federation.
39:55And take a look at this.
39:56Bastion Bugger defends Bam Bam Bigelow.
40:04Bastion Bugger on a huge breakfast here in Richmond at 5 Mile Hatfield Diner.
40:10And look out from behind.
40:12He may lose that breakfast.
40:13Bam Bam Bigelow going to work on Bastion Bugger.
40:16Bam Bam last week, ladies and gentlemen, was infatuated with Luna Vachon.
40:21Luna felt pity for Bam Bam and started to rub his hump.
40:27And nonetheless, Bugger Ruther was on the ringside and, well, that hump was rubbed.
40:32And Luna Vachon, well, she didn't like what happened after that.
40:37Neither did Bam Bam Bigelow.
40:38So these two Big Bowl demons are going at it.
40:41Bugger.
40:42Bugger.
40:44It's all about jealousy, Vince McMahon.
40:48And a woman's in there somewhere, or at least Luna Vachon.
40:52Bam Bam Bigelow against Bastion Bugger.
40:57And this was not scheduled to be a pretty sight under any stretch of the imagination.
41:03You know, I heard that Bastion Bugger chipped Luna Vachon's tooth on that kiss.
41:10Look at that, to the outside.
41:11And now, all of a sudden, Bastion Bugger has the advantage.
41:20Luna Vachon, where will she wind up tonight?
41:22Will she wind up with the, wait a minute, I think she's blowing kisses.
41:26Luna Vachon is blowing kisses to Bastion Bugger.
41:31She's actually blowing kisses to him.
41:33Opposites attract, I'm not sure.
41:40Look at this.
41:43Lorena Roberts on trial, and maybe Luna might be after this.
41:48Look at this.
41:49Bam Bam Bigelow coming in from behind.
41:51Oh my goodness.
41:52Once bit, twice shy.
41:56Bam Bam.
41:57Oh my.
41:58Ramming Bastion Bugger down in the steps.
42:01I mean, these guys are 400 and some odd pounds apiece.
42:05They're huge.
42:06That picture would make one hell of a postcard.
42:09By the way, Friday, you can bet on plenty of laughs when Richard Dreyfuss
42:12spends a day in the red season.
42:14Let it ride.
42:15Look at this.
42:16Terry Garg, co-stars in the USA movie, Friday night, 9 o'clock Eastern,
42:21in Central.
42:22Let it ride, and that's what's happening right now.
42:26Bam Bam Bigelow.
42:28And Bugger.
42:30He did it.
42:31Life slam.
42:32Bastion Bugger, give him credit.
42:35Bam Bam Bigelow.
42:37Going up now.
42:38Going up to the top.
42:41Oh my goodness.
42:42Bastion Bugger on the receiving end of that, and a victory for Bam Bam Bigelow.
42:49Bam Bam.
42:52Here is your winner, Bam Bam Bigelow.
42:55There you see what a daily double that is.
42:57Luna the shot, along with the beast from the east, Bam Bam Bigelow,
43:02and Bastion Bugger was spitting earlier with Luna.
43:06Wait a minute.
43:07What's going on here?
43:10She just slapped him.
43:12There can be no doubt now.
43:15There can be no doubt in Bastion Bugger's mind as to where he stands with Luna LeSean.
43:22That's too bad.
43:24That's really too bad.
43:25I hope the attorneys don't get mixed up in this.
43:27Oh, you can bet they will.
43:31All right, ladies and gentlemen, we are told the Quebeckers are going to be standing by.
43:35However, before we take you to the Quebeckers, let's take you to this important word.
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43:55We're back, and we're back with the one and only Macho Man, Randy Savage.
43:58And, well, sir, we told you before, the Quebeckers are likely to have a word.
44:03They are standing by with us as we speak.
44:05And you can bet the Quebeckers are-
44:06Hello, gentlemen.
44:08Quebeckers, along with Johnny Polo, you don't look too happy.
44:11Oh, man, this stinks.
44:13I mean, I can't believe we got beat by a bunch of losers like that.
44:16I mean, they pulled it tight.
44:17They had a handful of hair.
44:19It's all right, Johnny.
44:20It's all right.
44:21You know why it's all right, McMahon?
44:23No, I have no idea why it's all-
44:24I'm gonna tell you why.
44:25Because we got a genius as a manager.
44:29You signed a rematch for us, Johnny.
44:31You did.
44:32In case those two little punies would fluke on us.
44:35Let me tell you something, Johnny.
44:36We're gonna go get those boys in Madison Square Garden,
44:40the contract that you signed for us,
44:42and we're going to the Royal Rumble to beat the hearts with our titles, McMahon.
44:47Yeah, I signed the contract.
44:49Monday night, next Monday, Madison Square Garden.
44:52We're gonna take those guys back, and we're going to the Royal Rumble.
44:56How about that, McMahon?
44:57All right, well, thank you very much for joining us,
44:59the Quebeckers, along with Johnny Polo, ladies and gentlemen.
45:01Sour grapes.
45:02They have big plans for next Monday.
45:04We've got plans here.
45:05When we return, we're gonna cut the cake.
45:08Yes, happy birthday, Monday Night Raw.
45:10Stay with us, everybody.
45:14What's going on?
45:15Wait a minute.
45:16Kipchee's trying to get-
45:17Let's go.
45:18He's going for the people.
45:20He's coming in right behind them.
45:22He's coming to behind us.
45:23Get him.
45:24Wait a minute.
45:25Here comes Kipchee.
45:26Come on.
45:27Right through the people.
45:28Right through the seats.
45:29Right behind them.
45:30He's gonna run.
45:31Kamala's going after Kipchee.
45:33Hey, Kamala.
45:34Right through the people.
45:35Right through the good session staff.
45:37He's going through the whole house.
45:39Kamala's showing me something right here, Vince McMahon.
45:41It's unbelievable.
45:42You're going up.
45:43You're going through the hotdog.
45:45Over by the popcorn.
45:46Down through the popcorn.
45:48Welcome back, everyone, to more Monday Night Raw.
45:51Yes, that's what it's all about, the Macho Man, Randy Savage.
45:54You will be here next week.
45:57That's right up against Erwin R. Shyster.
45:59And Crush will be at ringside as well for commentary.
46:02It's gonna be a tune-up for me for the Royal Rumble 12 days away.
46:06And I'll tell you what, Crush doing the commentary.
46:11Listen up, Macho Man.
46:13And listen good.
46:15You better enjoy yourself and have your party tonight.
46:18Because next week right here on Monday Night Raw,
46:22it's not gonna be a party when you face Erwin R. Shyster.
46:25Because right here...
46:28Oh, wait a minute! Wait just a moment!
46:33Oh, my goodness!
46:36Oh, look at...
46:37Oh, my...
46:40Oh!
46:42Look at this!
46:43Erwin R. Shyster!
46:45Macho Man, Randy Savage, one-on-one!
46:48Next week on Monday Night Raw!
46:51Happy birthday, Monday Night Raw!