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00:00Last Monday night, as Crush entered the arena,
00:03Macho Man Randy Savage lost control, risking everything for retaliation.
00:08I see Mr. Fuji's side from where I'm sitting, and I see Crush by him.
00:13He's thrown him back to the floor, he's after Crush, he's lost it, he has lost it.
00:19They better get some help out here for Crush.
00:23Randy Savage is a maniac.
00:25The referee is seeking a symbol of sanity.
00:32Separated the two superstars, one to the dressing room, one to the announce table.
00:36Yeah, let's do it, brother.
00:43I'm back, Kenan.
00:44I was hoping you'd be back.
00:45You got something to say to me, Savage?
00:46No, I'm not.
00:46What are you doing, making fun of me last week?
00:48No, no.
00:48How about the week before?
00:49Okay, I get it, Savage.
00:50Talked like I was talking when my tongue was back.
00:53But that was just to make you happy.
00:54I wanted to make you feel good.
00:56Hey, he's nuts.
00:57McMahon, get him away from me.
00:58Crush's dressing room?
01:00I believe it is.
01:01Randy Savage, let him go, McMahon.
01:09McMahon, let him go, let him go.
01:13He's nuts.
01:14He's nuts, McMahon.
01:15He's madly crazy.
01:17Let him go get his butt kicked.
01:19Who cares?
01:20Randy Savage is going- Wait a minute, from behind.
01:25Look at this.
01:26Let's just move to better control.
01:27Now see the consequences on Monday Night Raw.
01:31Welcome, everyone, to Monday Night Raw.
02:00Hello, everyone, and welcome once again.
02:02I'm Vince McMahon, along with Bobby the Great Heaton.
02:04Conspicuous by his absence, the Macho Man, Randy Savage.
02:08You saw him in action last week.
02:09As a result of those actions, Jack Tunney staged it.
02:13And the frame of mind the Macho Man is in,
02:15he's just a little too volatile to be at ringside, unfortunately.
02:18Well, for once, Jack Tunney did a wise move.
02:22But you know, I had the same clause in my contract.
02:24You know how many times I wanted to leave the announced position,
02:27jump into the ring, and work over some ham and eggers.
02:30But I can control myself.
02:32Well, ladies and gentlemen, you voted for it.
02:34You're going to get it this week, one-on-one.
02:36It is Pierre the Quebecer against Lex Luger.
02:40Well, I'll tell you one thing.
02:42The American team, the All-Americans, are going to have a brand new hit song out.
02:46Called Another One Bites the Dust.
02:48Well, look out, because here comes the bad guy.
02:51This contest is scheduled for one fall.
02:55Approaching the ring from-
02:56All right, here he comes, Bobby Heenan.
02:59That's not Bobby Heenan.
03:00I'm Bobby Heenan.
03:01Yeah, no question about that.
03:02And by the way, Razor Ramon not too happy about the news that was broken
03:06this past Saturday night on Radio WWF.
03:09His nemesis, Shawn Michaels, was reinstated by President Jack Tunney.
03:14Shawn Michaels back in action.
03:16And Michaels taking the place, among other things,
03:20of the King Jerry Lawler of the Survivor Series.
03:22The King having some legal problems.
03:24And now Shawn Michaels and
03:27his Knights will square off against the whole Hart family.
03:32Well, you know, this goes back a long way.
03:34You know, I'm glad this happened.
03:35Wait a minute, I'm not glad this is happening.
03:36Look at this.
03:37Brawler right away, going to work.
03:38Uh-oh, no, on Razor Ramon.
03:40He has the championship belt.
03:43Brawler winds up, and now the official grabbed the belt.
03:45Brawler with a shoulder block on Razor Ramon.
03:47And another one.
03:49The Brooklyn Brawler taking it to Razor Ramon in the opening moments of the matchup.
03:55Brawler backing off, now setting up Razor Ramon for the ride to the buckle.
03:59And right back out.
04:00Look at Brawler taking it to Razor Ramon.
04:03Back and forth.
04:05The bad guy having problems.
04:06Wait a minute, nice kick to the kisser.
04:08And Bulldog down goes the Brooklyn Brawler.
04:12Now Razor can mount an offense.
04:14Razor ready to go.
04:15Blocks the right and lands one in his own right.
04:17And another one.
04:18Brawler reeling.
04:19A roundhouse, down he goes.
04:21Razor Ramon with the Brooklyn Brawler.
04:28And now things have turned around.
04:29Take a look at this, Bobby Heyman for the ride.
04:33You know, looking at the Intercontinental belt over here by the table.
04:36I hope they realize, son, that belt does not belong to Razor Ramon,
04:39as far as I'm concerned.
04:40And the millions of fans out there, that belt still belongs to Shawn Michaels.
04:45I would beg to differ with that point of view.
04:46Razor Ramon unquestionably became the undisputed Intercontinental Champion.
04:51Right here, Bobby Heyman on Monday Night Raw.
04:53I'll give you that.
04:53He worked his way through 19 very tough opponents.
04:56And he worked hard.
04:57But Shawn Michaels was never defeated for that title.
05:00He never lost the title.
05:02Shawn Michaels returning to the WWF.
05:05What a surprise announcement by Jack Tony.
05:07And I would suggest to you that Michaels has been waiting for
05:10the opportunity to square off against Bret Hart.
05:13A little bit more on that later on right now.
05:15Brawler reversing the momentum.
05:17The Brooklyn Brawler setting up Razor Ramon.
05:20Works in the lower abdominal area.
05:22I sure hope that Shawn Michaels don't have to stand in line and
05:25wait behind Diesel and IRS.
05:27Cuz those two men wanna get their hands on an Intercontinental title.
05:30Yes, you might say that Razor Ramon is somewhat of a marked man.
05:34Brawler now snapping over Razor Ramon.
05:37Back to the Survivor Series, nine days away, Bobby Heyman.
05:41Remember last year's Survivor Series, McMahon,
05:44when Bret the Hitman Hart defended his title against Shawn Michaels,
05:46who was also a champion at that time.
05:48And if you remember how the Hitman stole the victory in that match.
05:51Well, Shawn Michaels has not forgotten, it's still a family feud.
05:54When he gets his hands on the whole fart family, I mean, family feud.
05:58You know what I mean.
05:59Bobby, can you please, this is a family show.
06:03And it's also a family feud.
06:04Razor Ramon coming up, puts on the brakes.
06:07Look at this.
06:08It looks like the Brooklyn Brawler's gonna go up.
06:12Yes, way up.
06:13And down.
06:14Razor Ramon is about to give the Razor's Edge to the Brawler.
06:20And nobody gets up after the Razor's Edge to cover the count.
06:25And this one's history.
06:27What a match to kick things off here on Monday Night Raw.
06:31Razor Ramon with momentum going into the Survivor Series.
06:37And standing by, ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna take you to Crush.
06:42And Crush is gonna have commentary on the melee last week as it relates to
06:47the Macho Man, Randy Savage.
06:48Macho Man, Randy Savage, I warned you, brother, to stay out of my way.
06:54But that wasn't good enough for you.
06:56No, you had to take it upon yourself to jump me on Monday Night Raw.
07:00Not only did you lose that fight and got the beating of your life, but
07:05I understand you lost your broadcasting job.
07:09Macho Man, Randy Savage, you get in my way again, and
07:14I promise you, you lose a whole lot more, brother.
07:21April the 4th, 1993.
07:24Bet the Hitman Hart victory within his grasp is blinded by the treachery of Mr.
07:29Fuji, losing his title to the mighty sumo warrior, Yokozuna, at WrestleMania.
07:36November the 21st, they meet once more to finally settle the score.
07:42The WWF Survivor Series Showdown, this Sunday night on USA.
07:47We're back with more Monday Night Raw.
07:52And indeed, you do not want to miss the Survivor Series Showdown.
07:54Not to be confused with the Survivor Series itself.
07:57This coming Sunday right here, the showdown takes place on USA.
08:03And what a matchup, Bobby.
08:05And finally, the Hitman Bret Hart has his opportunity for
08:08revenge from WrestleMania.
08:10The Hitman could walk into the Survivor Series as the WWF Champion,
08:15should he be victorious over Yokozuna.
08:17Well, that wouldn't surprise me,
08:18the way things are happening here in the World Wrestling Federation.
08:20People are dropping like flies.
08:22Indeed, they certainly are.
08:23No telling what's gonna happen here on Monday Night Raw.
08:26We'll be back with the Head Triggers matchup.
08:28Stay with us.
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08:55We're back with more WWF action on Monday Night Raw.
08:57And yes, what a matchup that will be here right here on USA.
09:00The Hitman Bret Hart squaring off against Yokozuna.
09:03By the way, later on, prior to that matchup, Bobby,
09:07he ended up coming this weekend on WWF Superstars.
09:10The Hitman has a match with Erwin R.
09:11Shyster.
09:13Well, that's right.
09:13You know, I got a telephone call last night from my good buddy,
09:16Rheo Rogers, who is going to be your co-host this weekend on Superstars.
09:20Indeed.
09:21I know nothing about Rheo Rogers, however.
09:23What do you know about him?
09:24Well, he's a relative of Roy Rogers, the Singing Cowboy.
09:27He's a- He's what?
09:28A relative of Roy Rogers.
09:30He knows Dale on a first name basis.
09:32And he's a direct descendant of the great Will Rogers,
09:34who was a mechanic in Amarillo at a golf station, I think.
09:38I'm not so sure about that.
09:39But I'm certainly looking forward to meeting Rheo Rogers, if that's the case.
09:42Well, he's kind of a scruffy individual.
09:43You'll have a lot of fun with him.
09:45Buchi hammering away on Fatu.
09:48And Buchi tagged his partner behind Fatu's back.
09:51Missing with a roundhouse, right back.
09:53Uh-oh, look at this.
09:54Hey, how about that, a dropkick.
09:56We're all done, dropkicking his partner, almost a count of three.
09:58We're all done on Fatu and a kick out.
10:01Wait a minute.
10:01Look at this, both men on top of Fatu and he still kicks out.
10:04Well, why don't we wait a couple of minutes?
10:06I'm sure Savage will be out here and jump in and cover somebody, too.
10:08Oh, my goodness, this is wild.
10:10This is a melee.
10:10Come on, ref, let's get control of this thing.
10:12This is Raw.
10:13What do you expect?
10:14This is Monday Night Raw.
10:16Nothing will surprise me after last week.
10:18Macho Man Randy Savage going berserk out here.
10:22Although, I must say that I kind of agree with President Jack Tunney's decision
10:27not to have Randy Savage out here in the broadcast position, at least
10:30not in his current state of mind.
10:31Well, I've agreed with that a long time ago,
10:33because he should have never been out here.
10:35This should be my show.
10:36Oh, my goodness.
10:38Double team effort.
10:39We're all having problems.
10:41What do you mean, your show?
10:43Well, this is my show, as far as I'm concerned.
10:45The fans are concerned.
10:46I see.
10:48The Head Shrinkers, ladies and gentlemen, headed to the Survivor Series.
10:51Nine days away, the Head Shrinkers will be teaming up with Bam Bam Bigelow,
10:57the Beast from the East and the Bastion Booger.
10:59And their opponents, Bobby Heenan, could you imagine, all four doinks.
11:04Well, knowing the doinks, as I don't know them, there'll probably be eight doinks,
11:08maybe 12 doinks.
11:09Who knows? It's like Jevil.
11:10There's always room for more.
11:12The Head Shrinkers will be seeing doinks coming out of their ears, I would suspect.
11:16No telling what's gonna happen at the pay-per-view spectacular.
11:20The Survivor Series, nine days away.
11:22Look at this.
11:24Come on, Raph.
11:24The referee having some degree of difficulty here,
11:28as the National Hockey League has had with officials.
11:32And we here in the WWF have our own problems.
11:34Newhart's got a problem, too.
11:37They just canceled his new show.
11:39Yeah, look at this, double headbutt.
11:41Hey, I could do that show.
11:42You could do, you wanna do everybody's show, don't you?
11:44Yeah, I'd like to, if the money's right.
11:47Right.
11:48The cover, one, two, in.
11:50No. No, come on.
11:52They're not done playing with him yet.
11:54Playing with him, they're ripping his tights off, I'm crying out loud.
11:57Yeah, speaking about tights that can rip off easy,
11:59did you know Heidi Fleiss has a new line of pajamas out?
12:03What? A new line of PJs.
12:05Remember the old Dr. Dentons with the button-down bottoms?
12:07These have Velcro.
12:09You can get them off quicker than you can put them on.
12:11Velcro?
12:12Yes.
12:13Bobby Hayden, please.
12:15What have you been reading?
12:16Where do you get this information?
12:18I'm a broadcast journalist, I have my sources.
12:20I'm sure you do.
12:21Samu Fatu having some fun in there against Moraldo and Bucci.
12:26Rio Rodgers is one of my sources.
12:28Rio Rodgers, huh?
12:29Yes.
12:30Uh-oh, and a plastic surgeon might be needed after this matchup.
12:37Fatu is all over Moraldo.
12:41And again, the official having, I don't understand this at all.
12:46How about that?
12:48Samu having a little tender moment there with Moraldo.
12:52Samu Fatu, the Hedge Wreckers, look out.
12:55Moraldo's gonna bite the dust down to the canvas, yeah.
12:59I think he's just cleaning off a nice spot where he can make his face land on
13:04the mat.
13:05I see.
13:06This is unbelievable.
13:09The Hedge Wreckers, and here we go, from the top now.
13:12Watch the altitude.
13:14Fatu in the top rope and, my God, my goodness.
13:19The Hedge Wreckers, very, very impressive.
13:22And I'm sure they're gonna be impressive at the Survivor Series as well.
13:26Teaming up with the mammoth proportion, Bastian Booger and
13:30the beast from the east, Bam Bam Bigelow.
13:33But I think they're gonna be doinked.
13:36Hello.
13:37Can you imagine how pretty it's gonna be outside the ring when you see the lovely
13:40Luna Vachon and AFA standing in the corner?
13:44Yeah, that's gonna be a sight, all right.
13:46No telling what you're gonna see, ladies and gentlemen, at the Survivor Series.
13:49Take a look at this threesome, would you, Bobby Heenan?
13:52You know, the top movie this weekend was the Three Musketeers.
13:55There's the original Three Musketeers.
13:57Well, there used to be four, but he was late for the meeting.
14:00My goodness.
14:01All right, let's take you now, ladies and gentlemen, to last week's WWF Superstars.
14:05The All-Americans introduced their newest tag team partner to take to place up
14:11Let's take you to the footage.
14:12Well, first of all, I'd like to say that although the Native American,
14:17Tatanka, will not be there physically, he will be there in spirit.
14:23Just as he is here in spirit with us now.
14:27What he's trying to say is he's big, tough Indian, very sick, laid out in teepee.
14:32I feel privileged to be able to take part in what is truly
14:37a great American tradition, Thanksgiving.
14:41And the Steiner Brothers and I all feel very privileged
14:48to introduce to you our new tag team partner.
14:55Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.
14:56Everything's pitch black here.
14:58What's going on?
14:59You know what's going on.
15:00It can only mean one thing.
15:01How about that, ladies and gentlemen?
15:05This is not right.
15:07Can you imagine the Survivor Series now?
15:11No, I can't.
15:12You have to have a partner that is alive.
15:15You can't have The Undertaker.
15:17Who knows if he's an American?
15:19Who knows if he's born?
15:20Who knows if he's alive or dead?
15:22This isn't fair.
15:23This is not fair.
15:25Has been filled with eternal darkness.
15:30But I've stood tall in my beliefs.
15:36And even when condemned for my actions, I stood by what I believed in.
15:50And now, these three men stand up for what they believe in, American pride.
16:07And in honor of their devotion,
16:12I will stand with them and I will survive with them.
16:26So let, let freedom ring and
16:32let these foreign fanatics rest in peace.
16:39Well, how about that, the foreign fanatics can very well be
16:45resting in peace at the Survivor Series.
16:49And here we go, ladies and gentlemen,
16:53the future matchup, it's going to be Lex Luger squaring off against Pierre.
17:02Would you stop it, Bobby Heenan?
17:03Catchy tune.
17:04That's a catchy tune.
17:05Well, Pierre's likely to be catching more than a tune.
17:09It's the match that you voted on last week.
17:12You had your option of opponents against Pierre, and
17:15you chose an American original.
17:18You chose Lex Luger.
17:21What a matchup this is likely to be.
17:23Palm Beach Polo.
17:25Come on, everybody.
17:27What is this, the Seven Dwarfs or something?
17:30Bobby Heenan, what?
17:31What's with this whistling gimmick?
17:32It's a catchy tune, I can't help it.
17:34Music is in my blood.
17:34Well, be right back with Pierre against Lex Luger.
17:38Stay with us for more Monday Night Raw.
17:40We're back with more Monday Night Raw.
17:52Vince McMahon here along with Bobby The Vain Heenan.
17:54And listen to this ovation, Bobby Heenan.
17:57Here he comes, the American original.
18:01I know, he doesn't look too happy, does he?
18:03He's got a little bit of a smirk on his face.
18:05But you're not seeing those big white pearlies.
18:07He's thinking about the foreign fanatics.
18:09Yes, I'm sure he is.
18:11And he's thinking about the conspiracy of the foreign fanatics,
18:14which could very well have backfired here with the announcement of
18:17The Undertaker taking Tatanka's place.
18:20Well, that's not right.
18:21You just can't dig up a partner like that to take Tatanka's place,
18:25if you know what I mean.
18:26However, you can bet the conspiracy will continue with the foreign fanatics if
18:30the Quebecers, if Pierre can eliminate Lex Luger,
18:35then who knows what would happen then at the Survivor Series.
18:38I know what's gonna happen.
18:39The Undertaker would have to go to the morgue and find another partner.
18:42Look at this, going to work right away on Pierre, wasting no time at all.
18:47Lex Luger and Pierre.
18:48Pierre now for the ride to the buckle.
18:50Nice maneuver, coming out of right back down.
18:53Lex Luger in great condition.
18:54This is the match, ladies and gentlemen.
18:56You voted on last week.
18:57You had your choice of opponents for Pierre, and you chose Lex Luger.
19:01Luger now sending Pierre again for the ride.
19:04Look at this.
19:04Right back up, up and suplex.
19:07Nicely executed, a cover.
19:09One, it's over.
19:11No, it's not quite over.
19:12See, he's making a mistake here.
19:14He should take Pierre out, not try to pin him.
19:16By the way, on the vote line, ladies and gentlemen, for
19:19you out on the West Coast to cast your vote last week, there'll be a special rebate.
19:23Nonetheless, you voted for the matchup, and
19:26indeed, we're having it right here.
19:28Luger against the Quebecer.
19:30Well, for the people that called in and voted for Lex Luger, you're not only
19:34matchmaker, you're executioner, because Luger may never make it to Survivor Series.
19:38Really?
19:39What do you know that we don't know?
19:41Well, I just know by observing.
19:43Keep your eyes open, you'll learn.
19:45Are you insinuating that the foreign fanatics are waiting in the wings?
19:49I'm insinuating something could happen here.
19:51This is Raw.
19:53Anything can happen.
19:54My goodness, that's for sure.
19:56Look at that.
19:57I wonder whether or not Luke Vic Borga's hanging around.
19:59You know he is.
20:00And Luger.
20:01Look at this.
20:02The last thing Luger wants is for Luke Vic Borga to get his hands on him.
20:06And Pierre now, with Luger, sends Luger for the ride.
20:08And Pierre runs right into a boot.
20:11And a clothesline, nice to be executed.
20:13The cover again, and a break.
20:16No, took out.
20:17And look at this, Johnny Polo signaling the Quebecer to come to the outside.
20:22And Pierre taking a bit of respite now.
20:26Johnny Polo, shoddy instruction to Pierre.
20:30A rather impatient Lax Luger to the outside.
20:33Look out, Johnny.
20:34Coming behind you.
20:35Wait a minute, look out, Johnny.
20:36Is this a trap, ladies and gentlemen?
20:39Are they setting a trap for Lax Luger?
20:41Walk him with that mallet.
20:42Look at that, Polo from behind with a mallet.
20:44No, he's just got his attention, that's all he's doing.
20:46Wait a minute now.
20:48Don't turn your back on Pierre.
20:50Don't turn your back on him.
20:52No.
20:52The match will continue when we return.
20:56Get up.
20:58What a matchup this has been.
20:59The cover, and a count it.
21:00Almost.
21:01Another near fall by Lax Luger.
21:03The arching, fast inferior's trying to cover it for you here on Monday Night Raw.
21:07Luger winding up Pierre.
21:09Look at the condition Luger is in.
21:11Unbelievable.
21:12Well, he's always in great shape.
21:14I have to give him that.
21:15But I mean, he's just mined there.
21:16He knows he just lost his partner, Tatanka.
21:19Now he's got the Deadman as his partner.
21:21What's gonna happen next?
21:22Now, Arn Barnell and Pierre is having his problems with Lax Luger.
21:27You know, the Steiners have to be watching this too very closely,
21:30because they love to get their hands on the Quebeckers.
21:32Cuz the Quebeckers are packing the gold that the Steiners used to pack.
21:36I'm talking about the WWF Tag Team titles.
21:38Being set up now, coming off the rope.
21:40No, a nice block by Lax Luger.
21:42Another one.
21:42Look at that clothesline, however, by Pierre.
21:45In some words, it's Ludwig Borger.
21:46You know that.
21:47He'd love to get his hands on Luger.
21:49Yeah, that's why we are the Quebeckers, the WWF Tag Team Champions.
21:55You got it, Johnny.
21:55Yeah, but this is single competition.
21:58Pierre hammering away on Lax Luger, and again.
22:02What a matchup this is gonna be, ladies and gentlemen.
22:04Nine days away on the pay-per-view spectacular Survivor Series,
22:09live from the hallowed ground of the Boston Garden.
22:11Come on, ref, get in there.
22:18How you wanna be a referee?
22:20No, but you could see it from everywhere.
22:21Well, if the referee can't see it, the referee was on the wrong side.
22:25Well, he was on the right side, if you're Pierre.
22:28And look at the power of Lax Luger.
22:30Luger trying to power his way out of this hole.
22:35Lax Luger winding up Pierre, and a clothesline in his own right.
22:40You can mix it up any way you wanna go with Lax Luger.
22:45Be it scientific skill, be it rough house tactics, he's ready to rock and
22:49roll.
22:49And Luger back to the arm now.
22:52Well, he's been on both sides of that fence.
22:54He's a fighter, he's a wrestler, he's a well-conditioned athlete.
22:57He's a very tough man.
23:00Series of knees now to the midsection.
23:01Come on, ref, break that up, off the rope now.
23:04Luger over top of Pierre, coming, no, puts on the brakes.
23:07And Johnny Polo reaching for the ankle, look out from behind.
23:11No, Polo distracting Lax Luger, and
23:13Pierre rammed the knee to the spine of the mat on the outside, Lax Luger.
23:18Come on, jump on him, get him.
23:20What are you doing?
23:22While you're talking to the ref, I can talk to Pierre.
23:24That's right, Johnny.
23:25Now Lax Luger down into the steps.
23:29And now Pierre is doing exactly what Bobby Heenan thought he was gonna try and
23:34do, he's trying to eliminate Lax Luger.
23:36Of course, that's the way.
23:37McMahon, we're talking about the Survivor Series.
23:41You realize people, look at this, look at Polo, Polo with a mallet.
23:43Back, back, back, back, back, back, come on, put one out of here.
23:45Come on, ref, put one out of here.
23:47Bobby Heenan, please.
23:48People are having trouble, McMahon, right now, surviving right now.
23:52Hell no, what's gonna happen at the Survivor Series?
23:56I can't tell you, I can't tell you what's gonna happen in a few moments from now.
23:59Look at this, Pierre with Lax Luger on the outside.
24:02And a scoop in, no, into the ring post and then down off the steps.
24:08Yes, that's exactly what Pierre is trying to do.
24:10I'm not even too sure if Pierre is concerned with winning the match.
24:14I think he simply wants to eliminate Lax Luger as a part of this conspiracy.
24:21Come on, Johnny, put her on the green.
24:22He wouldn't dare, he wouldn't dare.
24:25Jack Toney would throw him so far out of the WWF if he was caught.
24:29And look at this now.
24:32Lax Luger back into the ring.
24:34Pierre for the cover, big and pin Luger to it.
24:37No, a kick out by Luger.
24:38The All-American Boy's not doing too well, is he, McMahon?
24:41Who would be, Bobby Heenan, after all of that on the outside?
24:44Well, Luger had his opportunity, too.
24:46He didn't take advantage of it.
24:48Lax Luger being hammered now by Pierre the Quebecer.
24:52Johnny Bolo, a huge factor in this matchup.
24:56And again, the conspiracy effort very,
24:59very apparent here in the matchup, cover, no, and down across the back.
25:03Conspiracy, conspiracy.
25:05You probably think Oswald had help.
25:08And look at this.
25:09Pierre not going for the cover now.
25:11Perhaps he should.
25:12You know, you hit the nail on the head there, McMahon.
25:14He doesn't care about winning this match.
25:16He cares about winning the big one.
25:18The Survivor Series match without Lax Luger there.
25:22Pierre now, no doubt, will attempt to put the finishing touches on.
25:25Shut, would you, Johnny Bolo, please?
25:27Don't tell me you said that.
25:28I don't care.
25:30I'm gonna tell Macho Man Randy Savage what you had to say.
25:32Look at this, from the rope and down.
25:34That'll do it, two and three.
25:37No, how can he keep getting up?
25:40Somehow, Lax Luger reaching way,
25:44way down to escape the pinfall of Pierre.
25:48See what Johnny should do right now.
25:49You see Luger's right ear there, about an inch and a half away is the temple.
25:54You take that mallet, and as hard as you- Hey, would you please, Bobby Heenan?
25:57That's what I do.
25:58This is the WWF.
26:00Okay, then hit him on the right side of the left ear.
26:02Stop it.
26:03Look at the sweat pouring off.
26:06Lax Luger trying to find a measure of escape.
26:08Lax Luger trying to, once again, go on the offensive.
26:11But Pierre the Quebecer, with a submission hold to Boston Craft.
26:15Pulling up on that chin as hard as he possibly can.
26:18Will Luger submit?
26:19Will he survive the matchup?
26:21Pull back, snap him.
26:23Pierre close to 300 pounds.
26:26And he's been working on that lower back.
26:27They have a plan.
26:28And look at Luger, Luger trying to get out of this.
26:32And he's gonna do it the hard way.
26:34He's actually putting more pressure on himself, trying to escape this hold.
26:39Luger with Pierre.
26:41Look at this.
26:42Hold him.
26:43What unbelievable power on the part of Lax Luger.
26:46He's up.
26:47Pierre is up.
26:49We're back, ladies and gentlemen.
26:50And once again, Pierre is across the broad back of Lax Luger.
26:55He's got to keep him down.
26:57And Pierre, near 300 pounds.
27:00That looks like a chokehold to me, Bobby Heenan.
27:02Well, to you it would, but to a Quebecer it's not.
27:05What do you mean by that?
27:06Anybody dressed like a barber's pole, you can choke as much as you want.
27:09Yeah, sure.
27:10Johnny Paula looking on.
27:11The Quebecer is really taking it to Lax Luger.
27:15And the official is right there in front.
27:16It must not be a chokehold.
27:19It certainly looked it from this vantage point.
27:24And then now, once again, Lax Luger making a move.
27:27Trying to overcome adversity.
27:29No stranger, Bobby Heenan, to overcoming adversity.
27:32You recall a year and a half ago,
27:34Lax Luger with a miraculous comeback after the motorcycle accident.
27:38Look at this, 300 pounds of the Quebecer on the back of Lax Luger down the canvas.
27:45Luger, who's had his problems all the way through the matchup on the outside.
27:48He had his back rammed to the ring post, down to the steps.
27:51Series of chokeholds, Boston Crab.
27:53And that big 300 pounder has literally been on Luger's back all the way
27:57through the matchup.
27:58You're talking a year and a half ago when he had that motorcycle wreck.
28:01The surgeons rebuilt his arm.
28:03That's like putting a hardwood store in that arm.
28:05Look at this, and.
28:08That could do it right there.
28:10One of the more devastating holds.
28:11One, two, three, no.
28:15How did Luger kick out of that?
28:17Come on, that was three.
28:18He stuck his head into the mat, it was three.
28:20It was not three.
28:21We can clearly see the count of two.
28:23Somehow, Lax Luger will not surrender, ladies and gentlemen.
28:29A body slam there.
28:29And now, a high risk maneuver coming up, no doubt.
28:33Going up to the top rope, ladies and gentlemen, P.A.
28:37That has to do it.
28:38Ho, ho, ho, ho.
28:40The cover, the count.
28:42Undertaker, what?
28:44Luger somehow kicking out.
28:46Come on, a referee, that's a four count to at least six.
28:50Now you get your P.A., you gotta be frustrated.
28:52You gotta wonder right now, what do you have to do to Lax Luger to beat him?
28:55What do you have to do, sign?
28:57Suplex there.
28:59And now, this will do it, this should do it.
29:01Another high risk maneuver.
29:03Johnny Polo sending Pierre the Quebecer upstairs one more time.
29:07Luger's hurt, he's hurt bad.
29:09From the top rope, Pierre and, no.
29:14Pierre trying to put the finishing touches on Lax Luger, that one backfired.
29:18Boy, if he had hit with that one, that would have put the touches on Luger.
29:21Luger now reaching for the rope.
29:23Luger trying to get himself together, he can't quite do it.
29:27I don't think Luger knows Pierre's behind him.
29:30I don't know if Lax Luger knows where he is.
29:32After all of that, Pierre the Quebecer recovering first.
29:36And to the buckle goes Lax Luger.
29:39Look at the fight these two athletes are putting up.
29:41Can you imagine what Survivor Series is gonna be like?
29:44What a matchup here on Monday Night Raw.
29:47And Pierre grandstanding a bit here for Johnny Polo and
29:51some of the fans about ringside.
29:52Don't do it, Pierre, get on him.
29:53Come on, Johnny, keep him focused.
29:56Lax Luger now, what's gonna happen?
29:58Luger carried over to the near side, no.
30:01Luger puts on a break and Pierre to the buckle.
30:05But Luger's put in reverse gear, he's backing away.
30:07I don't think he wants anything to do with Pierre.
30:09He's fighting for his skin in there.
30:11Lax Luger in a hard fought matchup.
30:14And plants a right hand in the back basket of Pierre.
30:18Luger back to his feet.
30:20And to the buckle, no.
30:21Elbow strikes the front of the jaw of Pierre.
30:24Lax Luger building a bit of momentum.
30:26He just needs a break.
30:28And a left hand landing.
30:30Luger firing right back.
30:31They're exchanging blows here on Monday Night Raw.
30:35Luger with a hard right hand.
30:37And look at this, Pierre's rocked.
30:38No, he's not.
30:39We need jock out here.
30:40That's what we need.
30:40That's unbelievable, these two going at it.
30:43Rights and lefts here on Monday Night Raw.
30:45The clenched fist of the referee's letting him have at it.
30:48Wait a minute.
30:49Luger, Luger's getting himself together.
30:51Off the rope.
30:52Yes, a hard right hand putting the jaw down again.
30:56I believe that right hand would have knocked out not only both, but
30:59Holyfield in the same evening.
31:01Lax Luger now with the momentum.
31:03Can he capitalize on Pierre?
31:06Soften him up again.
31:07Pierre now for the ride.
31:08Coming off the rope.
31:09Back body drop.
31:10Boom.
31:11And that's 300 pounds at least.
31:13And look at the recuperative power of Lax Luger.
31:16And a clothesline.
31:17Down goes Pierre.
31:18And another one.
31:19Lax Luger is coming alive.
31:22See, some of these ham and eggers need the humanoids to get them going.
31:26Not the foreign fanatics.
31:28They're gonna be needing something, I believe, soon.
31:30Power slam by Luger.
31:32A cover, a count, and a three.
31:34No, no, no.
31:35That was so close.
31:37You're right, Johnny, that was too.
31:40So very, very close.
31:42Lax Luger, who will lead the All-Americans into the Survivor Series
31:46against the foreign fanatics nine days from now.
31:49Luger trying to build some momentum.
31:51And like you said earlier on, Bobby Heenan trying to survive this matchup.
31:55Look at that.
31:56Knocked off the perch there.
31:58And Pierre, who has had some luck from the top rope, will have none there.
32:02It's like air canning him.
32:03And look at this.
32:04Carlo, interjecting himself in the right instant.
32:07Carlo-
32:08Whoa, no.
32:09He's getting up.
32:10Yes, he's gonna do it.
32:11No.
32:11The forearm lands.
32:13For cover.
32:14For count.
32:15That's not fair.
32:15That's not fair.
32:17He's using a foreign option.
32:19That arm is loaded.
32:21You know that.
32:22There's steel plates in that arm.
32:24There's screws in that arm.
32:25There's hardware in that arm.
32:27He's been reprimanded before by Johnny for this.
32:30This is not right.
32:31Lax Luger victorious over Pierre the Clubbacker.
32:37Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
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32:51Lax Luger celebrating.
32:52It appears as though Luger has knocked unconscious Pierre the Clubbacker.
32:57You see his partner, Jacques, in there, along with Johnny Pablo,
33:00trying to bring him back around.
33:01You'll recall it was Luger who knocked out Yokozuna at SummerSlam.
33:06When he hits you with the elbow, somebody's going down.
33:10Don't settle for another typical Thanksgiving Eve with the relatives.
33:14This year, add a little punch to your stuffing with the WWF Survivor Series.
33:20Very good.
33:21Very good.
33:22Invite the WWF to your house for a little stuffing and some squash,
33:27or suffer the consequences.
33:29The Survivor Series, the Thanksgiving tradition worth waiting for,
33:32only on pay-per-view.
33:35Boy, George, this is a day to celebrate.
33:38You bet.
33:40We're back, and Baba Henning appears as though the conspiracy on the part
33:43of the foreign fanatics may have backfired.
33:45Pierre is still out there helping him back out,
33:48and perhaps Pierre has been eliminated.
33:50Who knows?
33:51Up next, ladies and gentlemen, get set for 300 pounds of him.
33:56He's a monster, and his name is Diesel.
34:00April the 4th, 1993.
34:03But the Hitman Hart, victory within his grasp,
34:06is blinded by the treachery of Mr. Fuji.
34:09Losing his title to the mighty sumo warrior, Yokozuna, at WrestleMania.
34:16November the 21st, they meet once more to finally settle the score.
34:22The WWF Survivor Series showdown, this Sunday night on USA.
34:29Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this Sunday night,
34:31for the first time on television, from WrestleMania,
34:35we have the return matchup, and Yokozuna defending a title
34:38against the Hitman Brad Hart this Sunday night.
34:41And you people out there are very lucky,
34:43because you could see a title change right here on the USA Network.
34:46Also on the Survivor Series showdown this Sunday night,
34:49my good buddy Rio Rodgers is going to have his first roundup,
34:53and his guests are going to be Shawn Michaels will be there,
34:57and Mr. and Mrs. Stu Hart.
35:00Yes, they're out of the rest home for the weekend.
35:02They've made their wallets, they've bathed them,
35:04they've eaten their muesli, they will be here.
35:06I can't believe that.
35:08Rio Rodgers with Shawn Michaels, along with Mr. and Mrs. Hart.
35:12This is going to be something to talk about a roundup.
35:15Speaking of USA, Friday, USA's got a great triple feature, Bobby,
35:19that'll drive you bananas.
35:21Planet of the Apes, Beneath the Planet of the Apes,
35:24and Conquest of the Planet of the Apes.
35:26It's USA's Apes All Night, Friday, starting at 9 o'clock, 8 central.
35:31Starring Gorilla Monsoon, Frontal Nudity not accepted.
35:34Bobby, this is a family show.
35:36I know, that's why I said that.
35:38Diesel in there, and right now Diesel's opponent, ladies and gentlemen,
35:42hanging on to the wrist area.
35:44Garrison trying to get into an arm bar there.
35:47Diesel is huge.
35:49He's mammoth.
35:50Missing with a roundhouse, and Garrison right back.
35:53And unfortunately, right in the clutches of Diesel.
35:56I don't believe they come any stronger than this man, Diesel.
35:59Well, he's a big, mean man, and he's got a real cocky attitude.
36:02I like that.
36:03You do, huh?
36:04Missing with the elbow there.
36:05Garrison right back to the same arm, trying to wind him up.
36:07He did not have any success earlier on.
36:09I don't know why he'd go back to it.
36:11And a forearm sends Garrison right back down.
36:13You will recall it was Diesel who came to the WWF
36:17as a bodyguard for Shawn Michaels,
36:19and since that time has done extremely well on his own.
36:24Well, they're still very good friends, you know.
36:26And, you know, this week on WWF Wrestling Challenge,
36:30Diesel takes on Shawn Michaels' former partner,
36:33former Intercontinental Champion Marty Jannetty,
36:36and there's no love lost there.
36:37No, indeed.
36:38And by the way, those are two individuals who,
36:41along with their team members,
36:42will be facing each other at the Survivor Series.
36:46To the corner here, what are you going to do
36:48if you're Garrison against a big man like this?
36:49Seems to me the first thing you have to do
36:51is concentrate on getting Diesel down on the canvas somehow.
36:55Well, that's right.
36:56But if you're Garrison, the best thing to do
36:58would be to give up during instructions.
37:00Give up during instructions?
37:01Yeah, save yourself a beating like this.
37:03That wouldn't be very sportsmanlike, would it?
37:05No, but it'd save yourself a beating.
37:07Anything can happen, Bobby Heenan, on Monday Night Raw.
37:10Don't be shocked if there's an upset here.
37:12There's no telling what's going to happen
37:14in the World Wrestling Federation.
37:15Savage may come out again and jump you.
37:18I'm not picking you up this time.
37:20What do you mean, not picking me up?
37:21You stood there and you laughed, Bobby Heenan.
37:23Look at that.
37:24I didn't laugh.
37:25I had my headset on.
37:26I couldn't reach him.
37:27Yeah, right.
37:28I was looking on the floor to see if change fell out or a wall.
37:30I didn't want the fans to pick it up.
37:31Exactly.
37:32Macho Man Randy Savage, ladies and gentlemen,
37:35no longer in the broadcast booth for live WWF events
37:39in a ruling actually by Jack Tunny
37:41that I believe is going to help the Macho Man
37:43because now he can concentrate on what he really wants to do,
37:47and that's to rid the WWF of Crush.
37:52Chin-lock applied here by Diesel.
37:54And I'm going to Burger King this week for a big party.
37:57You are?
37:58Yeah, well, tomorrow I'm going for the big party.
38:00Today's his birthday, but I'm going for the party tomorrow
38:03at Burger King.
38:04Whose birthday?
38:05The judge.
38:06Home of the Wapner.
38:07Judge Wapner's birthday?
38:09Yes.
38:10I say, it's a good thing you don't come before the judge,
38:13Bobby Heenan.
38:14He's 26 years old.
38:15Wapner's 26.
38:16Well, he looks 74.
38:17He just doesn't look real well.
38:20Diesel now.
38:21Coming off the rope, quick as a cat.
38:23And a three-legged hop right down across the back.
38:28Diesel thus far manhandling his opponent, Sid Garrison.
38:33And right back up now, Garrison.
38:35Diesel setting him up, coming off the rope, and...
38:37Oh, my goodness.
38:38Huge boot there.
38:40And Diesel this time.
38:42The elbow lands, and that could do it.
38:45Yes, indeed.
38:46An impressive victory for Diesel, ladies and gentlemen.
38:48Over Sid Garrison.
38:50All right, stand by, ladies and gentlemen.
38:52Take you to a Survivor Series report with Todd Pettengill.
38:57Welcome, everyone, to your WWF Survivor Series report
39:01here on Monday Night RAW.
39:03This report being brought to you by the WWF Survivor Series
39:06program, it is available on Netflix,
39:09and you can watch it on your favorite TV station.
39:12We're here with Todd Pettengill.
39:14Welcome, everyone.
39:15Welcome to your Survivor Series report here on Monday Night RAW.
39:19This report being brought to you by the WWF Survivor Series
39:22program, it is available on Netflix,
39:25and you can watch it on your favorite TV station.
39:27We're here with Todd Pettengill.
39:29Welcome to your WWF Survivor Series report here on Monday Night
39:31RAW.
39:32This report being brought to you by the WWF Survivor Series
39:34program, it is available on Netflix,
39:36and you can watch it on your favorite TV station.
39:38We're here with Todd Pettengill.
39:40Welcome to your WWF Survivor Series report here on Monday Night
39:42RAW.
39:43This report being brought to you by the WWF Survivor Series
39:45program, it is available on Netflix,
39:47and you can watch it on your favorite TV station.
39:49We're here with Todd Pettengill.
39:51Welcome to your WWF Survivor Series report here on Monday Night
39:53RAW.
39:54Next week, Lex Luger and Pierre of the Quebecers.
39:56That big forearm from Lex knocking down Pierre.
39:59We understand he did sustain a slight concussion.
40:02Could Pierre be out of action?
40:04After watching the beating he took at the hands of Lex Luger,
40:07I believe it might be a possibility.
40:09We will keep you posted as to any information that we receive.
40:12Now, keep in mind, Tatanka has already been eliminated at the
40:15hands of the foreign fanatics.
40:17With that in mind, let's run down the entire card,
40:20beginning with the big double main event.
40:22First, the All-Americans taking on the foreign fanatics.
40:25Team captain Lex Luger leads the red, white, and blue attack.
40:29He is joined by Rick and Scott Steiner,
40:31former tag team champions.
40:33And as many of you heard this past weekend on WWF Superstars,
40:37the fourth man, The Undertaker.
40:40They will be taking on the foreign fanatics.
40:43Captained by 600-pound WWF champion Yokozuna,
40:47he will be joined by tag team champions,
40:49the Quebecers, Jacques and Pierre.
40:51I think.
40:52Plus, the monster from Helsinki, Ludwig Borgen.
40:56The other matches you will see.
40:58The intercontinental champion, Razor Ramon,
41:00teaming with a couple of former intercontinental champs,
41:02Mr. Perfect and Marty Jannetty.
41:04Plus, the high-flying 1-2-3 Kid will be taking on IRS,
41:08the mammoth Diesel, the destructive Adam Baum,
41:11and the model, Rick Martel.
41:13Plus, it's Bam Bam Bigelow, Bastion Booger,
41:16and the Head Shrinkers against Four Doinks.
41:20Now, this past weekend on WWF Superstars,
41:22Bastion Booger was on his way to the ring,
41:25and guess who showed up?
41:27Bastion Booger!
41:35Hey, Booger!
41:36Booger, you're so ugly,
41:39I put the entire pork chopper on your neck
41:42to get your dog to play with you when you were a kid.
41:47No, no, no, no!
41:48He is so ugly, when he was born,
41:50the doctor shot his mother!
41:54Wait a minute!
41:55No, he is just one big ugly booger!
41:59I see you've met our third partner.
42:02Do it, kid!
42:05And we pick you, Booger,
42:07to be the first Survivor Series.
42:12The video wall illustrates it perfectly.
42:14You just saw three doinks against one booger.
42:16Yes, it was on the video wall,
42:18but the same thing can happen
42:20at the WWF Survivor Series.
42:22Three against one, even four against one.
42:24Keep in mind, when it's over, it's over.
42:26A superstar is eliminated, there's no tomorrow.
42:29He is gone, takes a shower,
42:31and kicks off his Thanksgiving early.
42:33WWF Superstars strive to survive.
42:36Also at the WWF Survivor Series,
42:38a Smoky Mountain Championship is on the line.
42:41You will see the Rock and Roll Express
42:43taking on Jim Cornette's Heavenly Bodies.
42:46As you heard a little earlier in the show,
42:48the WWF Survivor Series hotline is open,
42:50and it is open right now.
42:53Make that call, 1-900-454-4WWF.
42:58Your chance to vote for your favorite
43:00WWF Superstar of the Year.
43:03$1.49 for the first minute,
43:0499 cents each additional minute.
43:06Kids, you must be at least 18 years old
43:08or have your parents' permission before you call.
43:11The vote line.
43:12WWF Superstar of the Year,
43:14and the winner will be announced
43:15at the 1993 WWF Survivor Series this Thanksgiving Eve.
43:20A week from Wednesday, 8 Eastern, 5 Pacific,
43:23from the sold-out Boston Garden.
43:25Remember, the Wednesday before Thanksgiving,
43:27the biggest travel day of the year.
43:29Everybody's on the highways.
43:30Be careful.
43:31Get there safe, but get there early,
43:33and don't miss a second of the action.
43:35Make that call to your local cable company right now.
43:38Don't be shut out.
43:40Time is definitely getting short,
43:42but we have tons ahead right here.
43:44Let's get back to ringside
43:45with Vince McMahon and Bobby Heenan.
43:48Well, thank you very much, Todd.
43:49It appears, though, Mr. Heenan,
43:50that another one bites the dust, all right,
43:52but it appears, in this case,
43:53it is a foreign fanatic that is biting the dust.
43:56Well, Pierre is a Quebecker,
43:57and if you know anything about Quebeckers,
43:59if this man was in a body cast from his neck to his feet,
44:01he'll crawl the Survivor Series,
44:03and he'll be the kind of a man
44:05Pierre of the Quebeckers is.
44:06Oh, really?
44:07But now I have a treat for you
44:08and all the humanoid fans.
44:10Very simple, McMahon.
44:11I'm gonna take you to Nashville, Tennessee
44:13to the private recording studio of Double J, Jeff Jarrett.
44:20Stop it down, stop it down, stop it down.
44:23My gosh, that's awful.
44:25Cut, cut, cut.
44:26Why, Nona, where do you find these pickers at?
44:29But, Double J, this is the 25th audition today.
44:31And they're all horrible.
44:33But none of them are as good as you, Double J.
44:35Well, certainly they're not.
44:36You're the best.
44:37Exactly, certainly not.
44:38I guess I gotta play the piano.
44:40And I guess I gotta play the drums.
44:42And I guess I'm the greatest singer in this town.
44:44Now it looks like I gotta play the guitar.
44:46Oh, my gosh.
44:47You're the best, Double J.
44:52My gosh, that was awful.
44:55Hey, boy, where'd you get that guitar at?
44:57Where'd you learn how to play?
44:58That was terrible.
45:00Vince Gill, old sweet pea, was in here a little while ago,
45:03and he couldn't make the Double J band,
45:05and I threw him out.
45:06Hey, you get out of here.
45:07I guess I'm gonna have to do it myself.
45:09Yeah, I'm gonna have to do it myself
45:11to get to the top in the country music business.
45:13But I'm gonna do that.
45:14Don't you worry about that.
45:15And I'm gonna get to the top in the WWF.
45:18Yeah, they may call it the WWF right now,
45:20but when I'm done with them,
45:21they're gonna call it the Double J-F.
45:23Ha, don't you forget that name.
45:25That's Double J.
45:26J-E, Double F.
45:28J-A, Double R.
45:30E-Double T.
45:31That's Double J now.
45:32Jeff Jarrett.
45:37We're back with one last reminder
45:38to join us right here on USA
45:40for the Survivor Series Showdown Sunday night.
45:42Not to be confused with the Survivor Series itself,
45:45when the Hitman Bret Hart
45:46squares off against Joe Cozuna for the title,
45:48the first time they've clashed on TV since WrestleMania.
45:51Well, I can't wait for the Survivor Series Showdown, McMahon,
45:53because I want to see just who survives.
45:55Maybe Bret Hart won't make it to Survivor Series.
45:58You're right, and maybe it's Joe Cozuna who won't survive.
46:00See you Sunday night, folks.