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00:00I will not stand up.
00:05No, I don't see anyone actually bowing.
00:07And this is what I call dead television time right here.
00:13Bring it up, some more action for it and you can bet Lex Luger is gonna give us
00:16plenty of action, that's for sure.
00:18And we'll be back if we continue.
00:21They're not wasting time, they're killing it.
00:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:26Wait a minute, unbuck.
00:30The band, did you see that?
00:31There's no doubt that anything can happen in the World Wrestling Fashion Week.
01:02And anything can happen on Monday Night Raw.
01:07Welcome everyone to Monday Night Raw.
01:13Vince McMahon, here along with one of the all time greats.
01:16The one and the only, Macho Man, Randy Savage.
01:21Wrong again McMahon, it's not Monday Night Raw.
01:24It's Bleepers, Bloops and Blunders.
01:27And the king of all bloopers,
01:30Jerry Lawler is gonna interview Alundra Blaze, the WWF Women's Champion.
01:36Yes, that's right, ladies and gentlemen.
01:38However, speaking of champions, we're gonna be graced by the one and
01:41the only World Wrestling Federation title holder,
01:44the Hitman Brad Hutt, who meets martial art expert, Quang.
01:49It's a non-title matchup.
01:51However, if Quang defeats the Hitman, it'll catapult him into the ranking.
01:56Again, the Hitman takes on all challengers, there's no doubt about that.
02:00The first time around with the WWF Championship belt,
02:03that's what the Hitman did, and he'll do it this time.
02:06In fact, McMahon, since that's the case,
02:10why doesn't the Hitman put the title up against the Macho Man, Randy Savage?
02:15Yeah.
02:17Here we go, the Hitman, Brad Hutt.
02:21This time, it's going to be a one-on-one title match.
02:28The WWF Women's Champion.
02:31As you would expect, there he is, ladies and gentlemen.
02:35A standing ovation, well-deserved by the one and
02:39the only World Wrestling Federation Champion.
02:43It's the Pecan Black Attack.
02:49Out of respect I'm getting, I might be, too,
02:51because he is the World Wrestling Federation Champion, no doubt about it.
02:57Yes, indeed, unquestionably, one, if not the most tenacious WWF Champion of all time.
03:05It's a long, hard road to be back on top of the mountain.
03:09But that's exactly where the Hitman is.
03:12However, will Quang, the martial art expert,
03:16knock him off the top of the mountain here tonight on Monday Night Raw?
03:20What an opportunity for Quang, man.
03:22I'm just, my blood is boiling, wishing I was in that squared circle right now.
03:25Quang's got the opportunity, let's see if he rises to the occasion.
03:30I think he will, indeed.
03:31Quang, with tremendous skills, Quang knowing full well that a victory in any
03:36manner over the Hitman here tonight will put him right there where he believes,
03:41or at least Harvey Willman believes he deserves to be, at the top rung of the ladder.
03:46The Hitman there on the outside, and as is his custom,
03:50presenting a pair of the Bret Hart sunglasses to one lucky, lucky fan.
03:55That's almost as valuable as a macho man headband.
03:58Almost as valuable, explain yourself, McMahon.
04:01Well, wait a minute, look at this, Quang attacking the Hitman, Bret Hart.
04:04The battle has rung, the match is on.
04:06Quang wasting no time at all as Bret Hart straddled the rope coming in,
04:11Quang attacking from behind, and look at this,
04:13Quang knows full well the importance of this matchup.
04:16Just like that, Quang on the pink and black attack, and
04:20Bret Hart doesn't look like the champion right now.
04:23Indeed, look at that, unbelievable.
04:26What do you call that?
04:27Sort of a Crescent Sabaton style kick.
04:30Roundhouse, over the shoulder.
04:32Whatever it is, I call it effective.
04:34What was that?
04:35That was some sort of green slime that we saw earlier this weekend.
04:38All over Native American to talk, and we'll talk about that matchup a little bit
04:42later on, but right now, the Hitman caught off guard, and Quang is just all over him.
04:49I've been scoring this match, and it's been all Quang.
04:52The Hitman to the buckle, here comes Quang following up, and look at that.
04:56Bret Hart now with a headbutt.
04:58Bret Hart with some momentum, hammering away on Quang.
05:01Series of hard right hands, winds up the martial art expert and
05:04brings him out to the middle of the ring.
05:06And now going to work on the left arm and shoulder, nice takeover.
05:09You know, this might be a real, real quick match, McMahon.
05:12I don't know.
05:14The Hitman caught off guard earlier on, and
05:17could it be that Bret Hart underestimated the skills of Quang in the initial outing?
05:22Obviously, because he was on the outside doing the thing with the sunglasses and
05:26attacked from behind, but Bret Hart came back and he's looking good now.
05:31I think Bret Hart with the arm bar trying to figure out his strategy now.
05:35This man's gonna humiliate you in front of the whole world.
05:39You can hear the verbiage of Harvey Whippleman, and
05:41that could very well come true.
05:43Coming off the rope now, scooped up from behind.
05:45Bret Hart, hooks the hips, two and almost a count of three.
05:49That's gonna be a two and a half right there, and
05:51staying on the arm, Bret, the Hitman Hart showing his excellence of execution.
05:55Yes, he is.
05:55However, you get the impression Bret is trying to figure out again,
05:59how do I counter the martial art tactics of this man, Quang?
06:03Did you catch that little message the Hitman gave Harvey Whippleman?
06:07Yes, indeed.
06:08Nonverbal, but he made himself crystal clear.
06:11And again, Bret slowing Quang down, keeping him off his feet,
06:16planning his strategy as he goes.
06:18He is a master strategist, the Hitman is.
06:21Just when you think you have him in some sort of predicament,
06:24as we saw Quang had the Hitman earlier on, he'll reverse it just like that.
06:28And sometimes you gotta take that strategy and
06:30throw it out the window and just be the human torpedo.
06:33Indeed, Quang back to his feet now, to the ropes, tackle down goes Quang.
06:39Bret Hart coming off underneath now, from the far side and, no, look at that,
06:43through the ropes and to the outside.
06:45Bret Hart trying to get back up, no telling what's, wait a minute,
06:48look at that, Randy.
06:49That was right in front of us, McMahon, and let's see, one part of his body just
06:53hit extra hard on that mat, an extra splat, and obviously it's his wrist right there.
06:58Anything can happen, on the outside or on the inside, look at this,
07:01from the apron down across the back of the neck.
07:04Quang is definitely taking it to the Hitman Bret Hart.
07:09If Quang pulls out a victory here, he will be ranked in contention for
07:13the title, and Quang is really going after it with a vengeance.
07:20And setting up Bret Hart, and did you see that?
07:24We'll be back as the match continues.
07:27We're back with a Monday Night Raw, the Hitman Bret Hart in the ring, and
07:31look at that unbelievable maneuver, I'm impressed with Quang, and look at this.
07:37Bret Hart is down, he is out.
07:40Quang could go to the top of the World Wrestling Federation right now.
07:44Quang now, setting up to Hitman,
07:46stabs him over, yanks him back, covers him, one, two, uh-oh.
07:53Owen Hart hauled us out during the break, and apparently is on hold.
07:59We're gonna be picking up his commentary in a moment, but look at this.
08:04Again, Quang working in the trapezius area now.
08:08He's really mixing up his repertoire with some degree of success,
08:11no doubt about that.
08:12Where is Quang from?
08:13Tell me again, because he's got moves that I've never seen before.
08:19I don't know where he's from.
08:21Maybe Owen Hart knows.
08:23Speaking of, Rocket, are you there?
08:25I am here, Vince.
08:27The Rocket Owen Hart joining us from Calgary, Alberta,
08:30who lives on the other side of town from the man in the ring right there.
08:34The Hitman coming off the ropes, and Bret Hart underneath.
08:38The Hitman Bret Hart, beautiful cross body, cover on, and a kick out by Quang.
08:43That's what makes Bret great right there, look at that.
08:46All right, Owen Hart, what happens when you meet your brother in the return match
08:52somewhere along the line on the worldwide WrestleMania Revenge Tour?
08:57Well, just like Quang is beating my brother Bret right now,
09:00that's exactly what I'm going to be doing.
09:02I already beat Bret once, I proved it.
09:05Unfortunately for Quang tonight, it's a non-title match.
09:09Bret, you and me are facing a revenge tour.
09:12I am seeking vengeance against you, Bret.
09:15I've already proved I'm a better wrestler than you.
09:18I've already proved I can beat you, Bret.
09:20You are beatable.
09:21I am your little brother, Bret.
09:22I am better than you, and the best there is, the best there was,
09:26and the best there ever will be.
09:27You give me a title shot on the Revenge Tour, Bret, and
09:29I'll beat you again, brother.
09:33A very confident Owen Hart looking forward- No,
09:35I'm not confident, Vince, for no reason.
09:37I ought to be confident, because I'd beat him.
09:40He'd have every right to be.
09:41He'd beat the World Wrestling Federation Champion right in the middle of the ring
09:44on his best night, and that very given night, he happened to go out and
09:48beat Yokozuna for the World Wrestling Federation title.
09:51But Bret- One, two.
09:54Yeah, that was a great move.
09:55But, you know, Bret, you're gonna need a lot of great moves against me,
09:58because I'm ready for you.
09:59I'm confident.
10:00One, two.
10:01That was close again.
10:03I just wanna say, Bret, I am confident that I'm also better than you.
10:09Thank you very much for joining us, ladies and gentlemen.
10:11The Rock and Owen Hart, the brother of the Hitman, and
10:14indeed, he was fortunate enough to defeat Bret Hart at WrestleMania.
10:18Can he do it again?
10:20Can he do it for the title and, whoa, almost again, a victory for the Hitman.
10:25Undaunted, Bret Hart continues to come, no, right at Plank.
10:30Back and forth, and The Rock had just talked to us, and
10:32he must have been in the dark, cuz he's in Bret's shadow, no doubt.
10:34I don't know if he's in Bret's shadow anymore.
10:37I beg to differ with that point of view.
10:39He's right up there, the number one contender, but
10:42Plank wants to be there as well.
10:46And look, is it gonna be, will it be the Sharpshooter?
10:50He hasn't touched it, can he get him over?
10:51He's got him hooked.
10:53Hitman Bret Hart with the Sharpshooter, and Quang, hang on, no.
10:57There's the bell, this is history.
11:00After it's all done, there you have the excellence of execution.
11:09Who no doubt had some degree of difficulty figuring out the martial art
11:13skills of Quang here tonight on Monday Night Raw.
11:17But in the end, what's it say in the column of the statistics?
11:22It's not whether he had a tough match against Quang or not.
11:24Looks like he got a check in the win column that counts.
11:27No doubt, he's a winner.
11:29However, will he be victorious against his brother, the man who defeated him before?
11:33They'll clash once again somewhere along the line on the worldwide
11:37WrestleMania Revenge Tour.
11:38Don't miss the WrestleMania Revenge Tour coming to an arena near you.
11:48We'll be at the Richfield Coliseum in Richfield, Ohio on April 23rd.
11:52Then it's on to Cincinnati at Riverfront Coliseum on the 24th.
11:56April 25th, we'll invade Indianapolis at the Market Square Arena.
11:59Then Albany, New York gets the action at the Knickerbocker Arena on the 27th.
12:03April 29th, takes us to Providence, Rhode Island at the Providence Civic Center.
12:07Then it's on to Boston at the Garden on the 30th.
12:09We hit Worcester, Mass, the Centrum on May the 1st.
12:12And you can see all the action coming to an arena near you,
12:15the WrestleMania Revenge Tour.
12:20We're back with more Monday Night Raw.
12:22And here we're taking a look at some footage from Rye Playland and
12:24the skating rink of Rye, New York.
12:26Everybody Inc., a charity benefiting the financially and
12:29physically handicapped children from around the area.
12:32Joe Morris on hand along with Doink and Dink having a blast.
12:36However, Tonya Harding could not be seen anywhere.
12:39But I can tell you, Doink and Dink were having some fun.
12:42How about that, Dink as a goaltender?
12:45My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my.
12:48Hello, that's not Tonya Harding, but that is Dana Dodson, and I like sushi, too.
12:53But there's definitely no correlation, McMahon.
12:55Whoa, here we go.
13:00Nashville, Tennessee.
13:03Talk about Tonya Harding.
13:04This man's allegedly having a hissy back in the dressing room because it was
13:11announced, as everyone knows, that Tonya could sign for
13:14a million dollars to do a country and western album.
13:18And that man is having his problems.
13:21He can't get anyone in Nashville to sign him up.
13:23He's gonna have to get over those problems, McMahon,
13:27because I see his future as being very bleak.
13:29Think he saw skating on thin ice anyway.
13:32Ha, ha, ha.
13:34Well, take a look at this.
13:37Doing his strut, much like Dudley Moore did earlier this weekend.
13:42Part of his wedding ceremony, and the reception would have you down around
13:45the beach, had a little problem standing up, I suppose.
13:49Is that right?
13:51Reported to be a little tipsy, was he?
13:53Life imitates art, or art imitates life.
13:56Which was, McMahon, straighten me out, I need the help.
14:00I don't know.
14:00I think about the movie Arthur.
14:02Nonetheless- Dudley Moore.
14:04Uh-oh, look at this.
14:04Hey, this could be a good match.
14:06Finkel versus Double J.
14:08Dudley Moore getting hitched up.
14:11And Harry Connick Jr., likewise, this weekend.
14:13However, I guess things aren't going too well for Roseanne and Tom Arnold.
14:17Was that right?
14:18Somebody dropped somebody?
14:21Well, I don't know.
14:22We'll be following that story.
14:25Double J will be following his career as well.
14:29And he is doing extremely well here in the WWF.
14:32You know, Roseanne and Tom Arnold, they can get that ignored, you know?
14:36Yeah.
14:37It's not been consummated.
14:38Of course, Double J having his problems about a week ago on WWF Superstars.
14:44He was all wet, so to speak.
14:46Doink and Dink doused him really well.
14:48And as a result, Doink sent Double J a greetings on call.
14:52Thought maybe he had a cold.
14:54And that was a nice gesture on the part of Doink and Dink.
14:58Right now- Splish Splash is what it was.
15:00What was it?
15:00Splish Splash.
15:01I had a little trouble with Double J, so I put a bounty on him.
15:05Uh-oh, you did.
15:06Doink and Dink collected?
15:08Yep.
15:09Million dollar man got a little wet out here.
15:12You better watch yourself.
15:13Who knows?
15:14My goodness, hard right hand, P.J. Walker having his problems.
15:19Double J trying to set up P.J. Walker.
15:20Hurls him to the far side.
15:22Elbow to the sternum area.
15:24Right there.
15:25Yeah, right there.
15:25Right there.
15:28Double J, Jeff Jarrett, put together quite well.
15:31He ain't no man now.
15:33He ain't no man now.
15:35All Double J's trying to do right here on Raw is get some of this respect back.
15:38Whether you like it or not, cuz you're looking at the real champion.
15:44Is that right?
15:46Double J trying to take a little steam off of the Hitman Bret Hart,
15:49who has claimed that indeed, just as he held the WWF title before,
15:53he'll take on all comers.
15:55And yes, you're nodding your head.
15:57I'm sure there's no doubt the Hitman would be privileged to give you,
16:00Macho Man, a shot at it.
16:02Do you think that he would, Vince McMahon?
16:04No doubt in my mind about it.
16:05He'd be privileged.
16:06My gosh, that would be something special.
16:10Yes, it would.
16:11If anyone deserves it, you do.
16:13However, Double J wants to deserve it, and he is climbing the ladder.
16:18Double J, series of elbows, and here comes another one of them.
16:21No.
16:22Nobody holds.
16:23And Walker, kicked in the head there by Double J, P.J. Walker.
16:31I must say, whenever Double J, he has no sense of humor.
16:34Whenever he's embarrassed, he really becomes vindictive.
16:39Although apparently, he has something in common with the President of
16:41the United States, Bill Clinton.
16:43Look at his abdominal stretch.
16:44You're looking at the greatest wrestler in the world.
16:46What's he got in common with Clinton?
16:48Apparently, he likes peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
16:52Together?
16:53And also beauty queens.
16:56Well, so do I.
16:58What makes them different?
17:00Well, referring to the book that Virginia Kelly,
17:04the President's mom, wrote before she unfortunately passed away.
17:09I didn't hear about that.
17:10Apparently, some interesting tidbits about our President.
17:15He likes peanut butter and banana sandwiches, and Arkansas beauty queens.
17:19So what happened?
17:21The rest is history, so to speak.
17:23Yeah, I think it is.
17:24P.J. Walker, look at this.
17:25A small package upset coming.
17:27Almost a count of three.
17:29My.
17:31And P.J. Walker hammering away.
17:33Blocked another attempt at another right hand lands.
17:35Walker now with some degree of momentum to the buckle.
17:38Here he comes.
17:40Almost an embarrassing moment for Double J.
17:42It's not over yet either.
17:44Double J trying to hook up P.J. Walker.
17:46Has him upstairs.
17:46Look at that.
17:47Nice maneuver.
17:48That was interesting.
17:49By the way, standing by for some comments, ladies and gentlemen.
17:52Captain Louis Albano, many of you know, he's been attempting,
17:56on behalf of the Hedge Shrinkers, to sign a tag team title match with the Quebeckers.
18:02Last Monday night, the Quebeckers successful in the match that you made.
18:06With men on a mission, but, my, look at that.
18:10Will they have to face the Hedge Shrinkers?
18:12Albano's been campaigning, and there you see the three count.
18:14As a matter of fact,
18:17rumor has it, Lou Albano's been up in Toronto, Canada, in the office of
18:21the President of the World Wrestling Federation, Jack Tony, all week long.
18:25I'll be good, I guess.
18:26Yeah, big time.
18:28All right, let's take you now to comments from Captain Louis Albano.
18:33Tony, I know you're an honorable man.
18:35Now, next week, we want a decision.
18:37That's right.
18:37The Hedge Shrinkers against the Quebeckers, and it's a title match next week.
18:41I want an answer, Tony.
18:43I want an answer.
18:44You hear me?
18:45You're an honorable man, but give me a yes.
18:47We await Jack Tony's decision next week as it relates to the Tag Team Championship.
18:51However, when we return, the former Tag Team champs will join us.
18:58We're back with more Monday Night Raw.
19:00We thank you for joining us tonight.
19:01Yet to come here on Monday Night Raw,
19:03action in which you will see Earthquake participate in.
19:07Also, Irwin R.
19:08Shyster will join us.
19:09Plus, a King's Court jury, the King Lawler and
19:12his guest will be the WWF Women's Champion, Alundra Blaze.
19:16You think that Lawler's gonna take a chance at getting carried to the ring and
19:19taking another tipsy tumble ball and embarrass himself?
19:23He'll probably embarrass himself.
19:25We're ready for tag team action.
19:28Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
19:42We're back with more Monday Night Raw.
19:45Vince McMahon, Macho Man, Randy Savage, and ready for tag team action.
19:49The Steiner Brothers starting this off gonna be Scott Steiner against Mike Curry.
19:54Mike Curry's tag team partner, Mary Hardy.
19:57The Steiner Brothers, former tag team champions, as you will recall,
19:59Macho Man, who lost the championship to the Quebeckers under Quebec Province rules.
20:05Quebec Province rules, that was what it was.
20:09And the Quebeckers just might have to be facing the Head Shrinkers.
20:13My, elbow to the mush.
20:16We will follow that story and certainly follow Jack Tunney's commentary next week.
20:20The announcement made as to whether or not the Quebeckers have to face
20:25the Head Shrinkers.
20:26And if they do, we promise to bring it to you on Monday Night Raw.
20:32Tunney will probably give Captain Lou the match just to shut him up.
20:34By the way, Johnny Apollo is standing by a little bit later on.
20:41And we will have some dialogue with the manager of the tag team champions,
20:45Quebecers, Johnny Apollo.
20:47I can hardly wait.
20:49That'll be a highlight, no doubt, on Monday Night Raw.
20:52It's often been said that the Steiner should consider a manager or, hey,
20:57maybe even a coach.
20:59I understand Magic Johnson's available.
21:02Hey, that's a good idea, Vince.
21:03They both went to college in the same state, Michigan.
21:06And as long as the Steiner Brothers weren't looking for anything long term,
21:10Magic Johnson would be cool.
21:11Ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:14Stoddy Steiner, who has yet to tag his brother, Rick, into the matchup.
21:18But- I think he just kicked a field goal.
21:20Yeah, pretty much having his way there against Barry Hardy.
21:28Actually, there's also been some talk about Rick and
21:31Scott not always getting along.
21:34Matter of fact, some people have wondered if, in fact, they would ever split up.
21:37I guess, when you consider that Billy Joel and
21:40Christie Brinkley are splitting up, I guess anything could happen.
21:45Christie Brinkley's free.
21:47She's been calling me every once in a while.
21:49Yeah.
21:52I've been putting her off.
21:54Have you?
21:56What about Nancy Kerrigan, the Barbie doll of Nancy Kerrigan?
22:02What happens when you pull the string, Randy?
22:04It goes, why me?
22:07Why me?
22:08Ha, ha, ha.
22:09Why?
22:10Ha, ha, ha, ha.
22:13Tell me, why Barry Hardy?
22:16He's having his problems here in the, my goodness.
22:21Come on, ref, get in there.
22:22That's the original pretzel hold right there.
22:23It is?
22:24Yep.
22:25All right.
22:26A little aggressive behavior on the part of the Steiners.
22:29To say the least.
22:30Yeah.
22:31How about President Clinton driving around in his 67 Mustang?
22:38Mustang Sally.
22:39Hey, let's hear another verse.
22:41Well, he- Go ahead, this is showtime.
22:43Well, it was just that it was reported he was riding around,
22:46cruising around with his topless beauty.
22:49That's not the first time that's ever happened.
22:51In fact, I'm a little jealous.
22:52Are you sure he wasn't in the backseat?
22:55No, I think as far as driving in the backseat, that's Hillary's department.
23:00Wow, like it.
23:02Nonetheless, in control of things, the Steiner brothers, and
23:05it seems to me that Barry Hardy and Mike Curry are being driven into the ground.
23:09Just like Clinton.
23:12From the top.
23:13My goodness.
23:14What did I say, and what did Steiner do?
23:17Barry Hardy is having problems, big time.
23:23So are we.
23:24I suppose so.
23:25It's Monday Night Raw, why not?
23:26Let's run that problem.
23:27Let's have some fun.
23:30Let's get busy, let's get into some trouble.
23:32We're not trying to solve any problems, we're just-
23:34Causing them.
23:35Creating a few here and there.
23:36That's right, along the way.
23:38Look at that maneuver, wasn't it?
23:39As if we didn't have enough ourselves.
23:42Everybody has problems.
23:45The Steiner brothers.
23:46It's in style to have problems.
23:48I suppose so.
23:50Let's see if you're gonna have any problems with this special promo copy for USA.
23:53Go ahead, Randy Savage.
23:54I like that lead, that was really cool.
23:57For all you Trekkies out there, Captain Kirk and his crew take off for
24:00the ultimate space adventure in Star Trek V, The Final Frontier.
24:04A USA movie special, Wednesday night at 9, 8 central time.
24:09And dig this.
24:11My.
24:13My, oh my.
24:14And again, aggressive tactics there on the part of Scott Steiner.
24:23He's threatening the official, and look at this, Mike Curry coming in.
24:26Double underhook.
24:27Down to the canvas.
24:32You know, I do something like that, but I do a quadruple underhook.
24:36That I would like to see.
24:41Mike Curry and Barry Hardy, thus far no match for the Steiner brothers.
24:46But you never can tell what's gonna happen here on Monday Night Raw.
24:50It's uncut, and it's raw.
24:53And it's curtains, I believe.
24:56Yes, indeed.
24:59Steiner brothers victorious and standing by, ladies and gentlemen, momentarily.
25:03Warming his vocals up, so to speak, is the king.
25:08The king.
25:08However, right now, let's take you to Duke, the Dumpster Troce.
25:23Hey, Eric, high five.
25:29All right.
25:30Hey, I don't take garbage from anybody.
25:32Well, well, yeah, I do.
25:35But at six foot six, 305 pounds, I don't have to take it unless I choose to.
25:44So let me tell you, superstars of the World Wrestling Federation,
25:47you better watch out.
25:49Because Duke, the Dumpster Troce is on route to the WWF.
25:53Speaking of garbage in the WWF.
26:00I would like to welcome everyone, each and
26:04every one of you peons, to this week's edition of the King's Court.
26:11Thank you very much.
26:12Last we saw the crown, it was shoved down around his ears.
26:15You don't have to applaud, bowing will suffice.
26:19You're right.
26:19I've got a very special guest this week.
26:22I have got, well, let me ask you a question.
26:26Do you all like women wrestlers?
26:28Well, the woman that I have as a guest this week,
26:34spent three hours today in the beauty shop.
26:39And that was just to get an estimate.
26:43Oh boy.
26:45The last time I saw a face like hers, it was in a bag of oats.
26:50I'm gonna bring her out here right now.
26:52She's currently masquerading as the WWF Women's Champion.
26:58Alundra Blades.
27:03Masquerading indeed.
27:05She is the WWF Women's Champion and she is sensational.
27:10A tremendous competitor in every respect.
27:13In all her glory, here she comes.
27:17A fine lady.
27:19And wow, you would not want to compete with her.
27:22She is tenacious.
27:24Wait a minute, what's this?
27:26She has a present behind her back.
27:30She's got a sense of humor is what she's got.
27:32Check it out.
27:35I think it's funny.
27:39I like the laugh.
27:41Almost as funny as last week.
27:42Let me ask you a question, Alundra Blades.
27:44How many peepin' times have you cured?
27:48Now, let me just show you what we need to do with that piece of garbage.
27:56You know- Tough guy.
27:57Alundra Blades, I do want to welcome you to the King's Court.
28:03Thank you, Jerry Lawler.
28:06Finally, I see, King.
28:09That all the King's horses and all the King's men put Humpty Dumpty together again.
28:24That's really funny.
28:26Don't even start.
28:27Let me tell you something.
28:27Oh, yeah.
28:28Let me tell you something.
28:29You are lucky to even be out here on the King's Court.
28:32Do you understand that?
28:34You're lucky.
28:35I'm lucky.
28:35You're the one that wanted me here.
28:37Rumor has it, you know.
28:40That this is a cheap rip-off imitation of the Piper's Pit.
28:46There it is.
28:48Oh, yes.
28:50I believe that's true.
28:51That's right.
28:52Piper's bottom line on All-American.
28:57And another thing, I think you should be paying Rowdy Rowdy Piper royalties.
29:04Hey, I remember the Piper's Pit.
29:09You all remember the Piper's Pit, huh?
29:11You all?
29:12I do.
29:15Rowdy Rowdy Piper, the guy with a 7-11 mouth that was closed and open 24 hours a day.
29:20He would stand out here and try to tell everybody how tough he was, all the while he was wearing
29:25a dress.
29:26Rowdy Rowdy Piper wishes he was a king.
29:29Do you understand that?
29:30But enough about Rowdy Piper, let's talk about Alundra Blaze.
29:33Oh, shut up.
29:35Rowdy Rowdy Piper.
29:37You are supposed to be the WWF Women's Champion, but you know what?
29:43Rowdy Rowdy Piper.
29:45I don't see a belt.
29:47Where's your belt, champion?
29:49All the champions are supposed to have belts.
29:51Where is your belt?
29:53Where's my belt?
29:55All the champions are supposed to have belts.
29:57Where is your belt?
29:59Where's my belt?
30:01Oh, rumor has it you like to play jokes, too.
30:03Where is the belt?
30:05I bet you like to wear women's belts, huh?
30:07Oh, I guess you're trying to insinuate that I took your belt, huh?
30:11No.
30:13I'll tell you why I got you here.
30:15You're right.
30:17I asked for you to come out here for one reason, because I got a big surprise for you.
30:19I've got somebody.
30:21Oh, I love surprises.
30:23Yeah, you love it.
30:25You know, they say ignorance is bliss.
30:27Meet Miss Happy right here.
30:29Now, let me tell you this.
30:31I've got a surprise that you're going to love, because I'm going to ask somebody to come out here right now,
30:35who if they were the WWF Women's Champion, they would have a belt.
30:39They would proudly wear that belt and be a true champion.
30:43Not like you.
30:45I want you to be surprised at my guest.
30:47Come on out here.
30:49Luna!
30:51Yeah!
30:53Uh-oh.
30:55Hey, McMahon, there's a Broadway show opening tonight.
30:57It's called Beauty and the Beast.
30:59This must be the WWF rendition of what they're doing tonight.
31:03Beauty and the Beast, indeed.
31:05Take a look at this.
31:07Luna Vachon.
31:09Shut up.
31:11Show some respect for this lady.
31:13This lady?
31:15You know what?
31:17I think she's trying to insinuate that you may have stolen her little championship belt.
31:23Well, let me tell you this.
31:27There is two things I am not.
31:31I may be the authors of evil, and I may be the princess of mayhem,
31:41but I am not a thief.
31:45The other thing, Miss Alondra Blaze, I am not.
31:51It's the WWF Women's Champion.
31:55But if I was the WWF Women's Champion, I would have my belt with me.
32:05I certainly wouldn't have lost it.
32:09I know what you are.
32:11You are a closet champion.
32:13You took the belt.
32:15You're hiding it at home because you want to be a champion, and that is the only way you can be a champion.
32:21In fact, in fact, woman, if call you that, you forget what you are half the time.
32:29Uh-oh.
32:31Now, I can forget the belt.
32:33I'll challenge you right here, right here and now.
32:37Can't fight.
32:39I don't know.
32:41The king can get the worst of this one.
32:43This is the king's court.
32:45Get out of here.
32:47Can't fight.
32:49You are crazy.
32:51Just get out of here.
32:53What a matchup that's going to be.
32:55We won't see it on the king's court.
32:57We will see more action later on on Monday Night Raw.
33:09Razor Ramon, the bad guy, uses his superior skills to plow down his opponents, and he plans to leave Double J singing the blues.
33:19Jeff Jarrett battles Razor Ramon.
33:21Next week on Monday Night Raw.
33:27Hey, Vince, that's Catherine Stone.
33:29Next week, I got a date with her sister.
33:31Uh-huh.
33:33Well, next week, of course, one-on-one.
33:37Jeff Jarrett versus Razor Ramon.
33:39What a matchup that's going to be.
33:41However, speaking of tremendous matchups, imagine if you would, Yokozuna, 568 pounds of him, the former WWF champion.
33:55Imagine Yokozuna one-on-one with the Earthquake as part of the worldwide WrestleMania Revenge Tour.
34:03What a match that would be.
34:05The fans are behind Earthquake, but I really can't tell because I can't see the fans when they get behind Earthquake.
34:11Well, for that matter, Yokozuna, imagine the two of them together.
34:13Who?
34:15Mercy.
34:17The ring gets awfully small when you have that kind of beef in there.
34:19That's a battle royal in itself.
34:21And speaking of the Earthquake, many individuals don't know that actually the Earthquake has a similar background with Yokozuna.
34:27He was a sumo wrestler some years ago.
34:31You know, I knew that.
34:33And apparently did quite well for himself.
34:35However, he elected to adopt the American-style wrestling.
34:41Uh-oh.
34:43Long before Yokozuna did.
34:45He's going for that brass ring up in the sky.
34:47Looks like it.
34:49Mike Bell.
34:51That's clever.
34:53Real clever.
34:55That's one way to be bigger than the Earthquake.
34:57See what Earthquake does.
34:59See if he's a little bit creative.
35:01Uh-oh.
35:03Mike Bell.
35:05Off the second rope.
35:07I got to write that down.
35:09That's a move I don't ever want to try.
35:11And that may have been the greatest offensive move.
35:13Look at Earthquake run.
35:15He's quick.
35:17How about that?
35:19Very clever maneuver on the part of Mike Bell.
35:21Bell putting the boots to the big man.
35:23Hammering away.
35:25Setting up the Earthquake.
35:27Reversal.
35:29And that one gave him a topsy-turvy dropkick.
35:31A topsy-turvy one?
35:33Yep, I invented it.
35:35Macho man Randy Savage.
35:37Out here at ringside.
35:39We're having some fun here tonight.
35:41On Monday Night Raw.
35:43Even more fun next week.
35:45When the Double J is going to be singing the high notes.
35:47I believe.
35:49After his match with Razor Ramon.
35:51It's going to be like a good time at the old ballpark.
35:53Another dropkick.
35:55That one was straight on.
35:57I think he knocked him out.
35:59Speaking of being straight on.
36:01What is this with you and Todd Pettengill?
36:03Every Saturday morning here on USA.
36:05WWF Mania.
36:07And you guys are collecting these videos.
36:09From all across the country.
36:11Looking for a special co-host of some kind.
36:13It's me and the Todd's.
36:15We came up with a real good idea.
36:17We're checking out the talent.
36:19You can come from anywhere.
36:21And anybody is better than Johnny Polo by the way.
36:23I understand Polo tried out.
36:25Didn't quite make the cut.
36:27Somebody said a tape with nothing on it.
36:29And I picked that over Johnny Polo.
36:33Bars and tone would do it no doubt.
36:35By the way yet to come.
36:37Irwin R. Shyster ladies and gentlemen.
36:39R.S. in action.
36:41And a very unpopular individual.
36:43Around this time of the year.
36:45And certainly unpopular.
36:47Considering what he did.
36:49To Native American Tatanka.
36:51This past weekend.
36:53Unbelievable.
36:55Drops the big leg.
36:57By the way no truth to the rumor.
36:59The earthquake was running.
37:01Today's Boston Marathon.
37:03That was someone else.
37:05Looked like the earthquake.
37:07It wasn't the earthquake himself.
37:09I wouldn't be surprised if he was in the Boston Marathon.
37:11And I wouldn't be surprised if he won it.
37:13Tremendous athlete.
37:15No doubt of that.
37:17The earthquake.
37:19Taking nothing away from Yokozuna.
37:21I can't imagine.
37:23I just can't imagine the collision.
37:25These two would have.
37:27Wow.
37:29Mr. Fuji.
37:31I believe would be shaking in his boots.
37:33To sign that particular matchup.
37:35Then again.
37:37I think Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna have something to prove.
37:39Oh my goodness.
37:41Look out.
37:43Earthquake moving in on Bell.
37:45Pick'em time.
37:47Let's put you right out there.
37:49Who would win the match?
37:51One on one.
37:53All things considered.
37:55Assuming it were a fair match.
37:57Between Yokozuna and the earthquake.
37:59Good question.
38:01I think that earthquake would win the Boston Marathon.
38:03Yokozuna finished at 11th at best.
38:05But I think that the earthquake versus Yokozuna.
38:07I don't know.
38:09Look at this.
38:11The tremors beginning.
38:13To the far side.
38:15And it's the big one.
38:17Yokozuna humiliating Mike Bell.
38:19Earlier this weekend.
38:21It was Native American Tataka humiliated.
38:23Let's go back to the footage.
38:25Take a look.
38:27Here Randy Savage.
38:29We had the match between Native American Tataka.
38:31And look what happens here.
38:33IRS is now infamous forever and ever.
38:35It's not just because it's tax time.
38:37It's because what happens here.
38:39What he was doing obviously.
38:41Trying to incite Tataka.
38:43And inciting he did.
38:45Tataka saw what was going on.
38:47He runs over to IRS.
38:49And look at that.
38:51That green slime from Quang.
38:53That we saw earlier.
38:55Here tonight.
38:57In the match up with Bret Hart.
38:59And look at this.
39:01And then the humiliation really began.
39:05This footage speaks for itself.
39:07Tataka never had a chance.
39:09IRS.
39:11Claiming Tataka didn't pay the gift tax.
39:13On the ceremonial headdress.
39:19And then from there.
39:21Chief J. Strongbow.
39:23A tribal elder cannot stand idly by.
39:25Indeed he took action.
39:27J. Strongbow.
39:29Picking up the remnants.
39:31Of the sacred ceremonial headdress.
39:33And then from there.
39:35Attack from behind by IRS.
39:39Irwin R. Shyster.
39:41Humiliating.
39:43Native American Tataka.
39:45And hammering away.
39:47On Chief J. Strongbow.
39:49And that wasn't enough.
39:51No.
39:53Look at this.
39:55Insult to injury.
39:57Over.
39:59And over and over again.
40:01Why?
40:03Why did he do this?
40:05There was absolutely no excuse.
40:07For the actions of Irwin R. Shyster.
40:09Gift tax or no gift tax.
40:11He simply did it Randy Savage.
40:13Because he thought.
40:15He could get away with.
40:17It's not about money Vince McMahon.
40:19It never was about money.
40:21It's about pride.
40:23And it's about Tataka being a proud man.
40:25To have your tax returns in.
40:27By April 15th.
40:29But no.
40:31You're too stupid.
40:33And you Tataka.
40:35You're the stupidest of all.
40:37Because you learned.
40:39The hard way.
40:41What IRS can do to each.
40:43And every one of you.
40:47We're back everyone.
40:49For more action here on Monday Night Raw.
40:51Major Yates ready to lock up with Irwin R. Shyster.
40:53Hopefully Major Yates will have a little more luck than.
40:55Native American Tataka had.
40:57This past weekend.
40:59Don't worry Tataka will make his own luck.
41:01IRS is a marked man.
41:03I'll guarantee you that.
41:05You'll pay.
41:07Guaranteed you'll pay Vince McMahon.
41:09I'm not so certain.
41:11I'm wondering whether or not he's going to get away with it.
41:13Are you kidding?
41:15I must say that the interview.
41:17Jay Strongbow gave WWF All-American.
41:19Just yesterday.
41:21That was awesome.
41:23The best thing that Chief Jay Strongbow said.
41:25Is that he retired from wrestling.
41:2710 years ago.
41:29That was from wrestling.
41:31But he never retired from being a man.
41:33IRS man.
41:35Do you hear where he's coming from on that?
41:37Certainly he can hear right now.
41:39The Irwin chant.
41:41If he wanted attention on himself.
41:43He's got it now.
41:45On Radio WWF.
41:47This past Saturday night.
41:49We had an occasion to have IRS on the line.
41:51I'll tell you.
41:53He doesn't apologize at all.
41:55Was he gloating?
41:57Actually gloating.
41:59That's alright.
42:01He was gloating.
42:03Desecrating the ceremonial headdress.
42:05Given to Tatanka.
42:07By his peers.
42:09Chief Jay Strongbow.
42:11Chief McDaniel.
42:13As well as his tribesmen.
42:15Represented of course by Chief Ray Little Turtle.
42:17It just meant so much to him.
42:19Now it's gone.
42:21There's some things you can never ever replace.
42:23Randy Savage.
42:25I'm sure we all have had instances in life.
42:27In which we've had to deal with a bully.
42:29And that's exactly what IRS is.
42:31No doubt about it.
42:33Experience it all the time.
42:35Just like everybody out there has.
42:37It's the playground of life.
42:39Everybody remembers when they were a kid.
42:41A bully coming over and taking something for themselves.
42:43Not because they needed it.
42:45Just to prove that they could do it.
42:47And it didn't matter if there was a couple of them or what.
42:49What the reason was.
42:51If they were bigger.
42:53Stronger.
42:55Everything is temporary.
42:57It comes around.
42:59Hopefully the bottom line is.
43:01And I'm not talking about Roddy Piper's bottom line.
43:03Is that IRS meets up with Tatanka someday.
43:05And I'd like to be ringside for that one.
43:07And again.
43:09The Irwin chant.
43:11Wouldn't you love to see Major Yates.
43:13Right now.
43:15Just out of the blue.
43:17Come up with a pin on IRS.
43:19But that wouldn't be enough.
43:21You're right.
43:23Not for the action.
43:25After Tatanka gets a hold of him.
43:27That's not enough.
43:29IRS really stooping.
43:31So low.
43:33This past weekend.
43:35You know what the trouble is.
43:37IRS is a great wrestler too.
43:39But that doesn't excuse them.
43:41Can't do the time.
43:43You shouldn't do the crime.
43:45All right.
43:47Coming off the rope now.
43:49Look at this.
43:51Almost a count of three.
43:53We could have had it right there.
43:55You never say never.
43:57It could have happened.
43:59Major Yates with a near fall there.
44:01And IRS.
44:03Major Yates is cool.
44:09Very uncool.
44:11IRS for what he did to Native American Tatanka.
44:13For what he did to Ceremonial Hit Rush.
44:15Look at this.
44:17Look at this.
44:19It's the penalty.
44:21And the right off to the penalty.
44:23And you wonder whether or not
44:25the Quebecers are going to be penalized.
44:27Standing by momentarily.
44:29We're going to have Johnny Polo with us.
44:31Promotional consideration
44:33paid for by the following.
44:35Jim.
44:45I always like to keep
44:47my favorite snack handy.
44:51Need a little excitement.
44:53Step into a Slim Jim.
44:55Oh yeah.
44:57Welcome back everyone.
44:59From Monday Night Raw.
45:01Joining us right now.
45:03We're told Johnny Polo.
45:05Are you there?
45:07I bet you're on pins and needles.
45:09Jack Tunney is going to make his decision
45:11next week here on Monday Night Raw.
45:13He's going to determine whether or not
45:15the Quebecers must face Lou Albano's
45:17Head Shrinkers.
45:19I don't think it's fair.
45:21It should not be signed.
45:23I'm not really worried about it.
45:25I know my Quebecers.
45:27We're tough.
45:29But I can't believe it.
45:31Lou Albano is up there at his doorstep now.
45:33Probably even as we speak.
45:35Trying to get a match against my Quebecers.
45:37Are you headed up to Canada yourself?
45:39Of course I'm headed to Canada.
45:41I'm going right to Toronto.
45:43I'll go to his house right now.
45:45I don't care.
45:47I know we can win.
45:49I'm not even worried about it.
45:51Maybe I won't even go to Canada.
45:53We'll be back with more Monday Night Raw.
45:55Stay with us for more action.
46:17The Rocket Owen Hart.
46:19What a competitor.
46:21No doubt about it.
46:23And then from there, one-on-one,
46:25Macho Man Randy Savage, Raze Ramon
46:27against Double J Jeff Jarrett.
46:29Who's going to win that one?
46:31I pick one of the two guys.
46:33You pick what?
46:35Both of them.
46:37I see. With that in mind,
46:39let's take you to royalty.
46:41Are you there, Jerry the King Lawler?
46:43I'm the man who has all the big guests
46:45at Piper's Pit.
46:47I have the big guests.
46:49If I can't find one, I'll drag somebody out of the audience.
46:51Like next week when I bring you Nikolai Volkov.