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00:00For weeks now, Native American Tataka has been accusing Lex Luger,
00:04the man made in the USA, of selling out to the million dollar man, Ted DiBiase.
00:10And there, as they bumped into each other and faced each other at that moment last
00:15week, Tataka was certain Luger had sold out.
00:17He pointed to the money in the hand, Luger threw it down on the canvas,
00:21Tataka picked it up, and then summarily threw it right into Lex Luger's face.
00:25Luger went to Ted DiBiase's dressing room and then this occurred.
00:29I want to see him do it, man, right now, I want to see him do it right now.
00:33What are you doing here?
00:34You turned coat, you sold out, look where you're at.
00:37You're in the man down the road, Cesaro, look where you're at.
00:41Has Lex Luger sold out to the million dollar man, Ted DiBiase?
00:46Perhaps we'll find out this week on Monday Night Raw.
00:51Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the Tippers are out there in here in the World Wrestling
00:57Federation, because we're only two weeks away from the World Wrestling Federation.
01:03And we're here to talk to the Tippers.
01:07And we're here to talk to the Tippers.
01:11And we're here to talk to the Tippers.
01:15And we're here to talk to the Tippers.
01:19And we're here to talk to the Tippers.
01:21And we're here to talk to the Tippers.
01:23And we're here to talk to the Tippers.
01:25And we're here to talk to the Tippers.
01:27And we're here to talk to the Tippers.
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01:39And we're here to talk to the Tippers.
01:41And we're here to talk to the Tippers.
01:43And we're here to talk to the Tippers.
01:45Vince McMahon, you're along with a bunch of old men right here.
01:47Oh, yeah!
01:49And the house is rockin', and you know why.
01:51Mabel from Men on a Mission.
01:53He's in the house!
01:55And also joining us, ladies and gentlemen,
01:57will be the king, as in Jerry the King Lawler,
01:59who has not one, but two guests,
02:01the Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase,
02:03and Paul Bearer.
02:05We're gonna get down to the nitty-gritty
02:07and find out what's going down
02:09in the dark side.
02:11And sure, man, this person knows who,
02:13and he knows what's going down in Music City, U.S.A.
02:15Double J, Jeff Jarrett will be here.
02:17And we're gonna get ready to clean house,
02:19cause Duke the Dumpster Grocery's
02:21gonna dig out the trash.
02:23All kind of action right here
02:25tonight on Monday Night Raw.
02:27tonight on Monday Night Raw.
02:29This contest is scheduled for football.
02:31This contest is scheduled for football.
02:33About to enter the ring,
02:35accompanied by Jim,
02:37the NFL Player,
02:39from Ontario, Canada.
02:41From Ontario, Canada,
02:43weighing 257 pounds,
02:45the King of Hearts,
02:47the King of Hearts,
02:49Owen Hart!
02:51Take a look if you want.
02:53The Rockin' Owen Hart.
02:55The man who in just two weeks' time,
02:57two weeks from tonight, could very well become
02:59the World Wrestling Federation
03:01champion at the expense
03:03of his brother, Brack.
03:05The match being held in the U.S.
03:07The King of Hearts, indeed.
03:09SummerSlam being held in the 15-foot-high
03:11steel cage.
03:13And that match will settle
03:15this issue once and for all.
03:17Can you imagine what's going on
03:19in the Hart family right now,
03:21Vince McMahon?
03:23All I know is, all of the Hart family,
03:25all the brothers, the in-laws,
03:27you name it, are gonna be on hand.
03:29Yes, they're gonna be on hand
03:31at SummerSlam.
03:33And ladies and gentlemen, here comes this
03:35giant man.
03:37The One, Two, Three Kid!
03:39The One, Two, Three Kid!
03:41The One, Two, Three Kid!
03:43The One, Two, Three Kid!
03:45Listen to this salvation!
03:47We are live!
03:49This is Monday Night Raw, and this is
03:51the kid that can get the job done!
03:53Oh, look at that!
03:55Owen Hart attacking the One, Two, Three Kid!
03:57And unfortunately for Owen Hart,
03:59the kid saw him coming.
04:01The One, Two, Three Kid now, swinging Owen out.
04:03Nice reversal to the buckle.
04:05Oh!
04:07The King of Hearts having problems here in the initial stage.
04:09The kid winding up on the arm.
04:11This is the same One, Two, Three Kid
04:13that almost beat Brent the Hitman Hart
04:15five weeks ago for the World Wrestling Federation
04:17Championship belt, right here on Monday Night Raw.
04:19Yes, indeed, and look at this!
04:21One, Two, and he almost got him there!
04:23The same One, Two, Three Kid I might add, Randy Sapp,
04:25who faced this same
04:27what he was known as the
04:29Rocket Owen Hart, of course,
04:31at the King of the Ring,
04:33where Owen became the King of Hearts.
04:35And you know what the Rocket's trying to do?
04:37He's trying to manhandle the One, Two, Three Kid
04:39to show the Hitman that he can handle
04:41the One, Two, Three Kid where the Hitman had
04:43trouble!
04:45Anyone who's gonna have trouble with the One,
04:47oh, no! The One, Two, Three Kid, maybe not after that,
04:49however. And of course,
04:51one thing we have not made mention of
04:53is the fact that in the corner
04:55of Owen Hart is this big
04:57monster of a truck known as
04:59the Anvil, Jim The Anvil Neidhart.
05:01And Jim The Anvil,
05:03oh, no, yeah! Is that
05:05incredible or what?
05:07Almost a count of three.
05:09Yes, and The Anvil looking, well, he doesn't like what he sees.
05:11Well, he doesn't like it at all.
05:13Well, nobody's gonna be in the corner
05:15of anybody at SummerSlam because that
05:17big steel cage is gonna
05:19settle that. Yes, indeed, the cage match,
05:21ladies and gentlemen, normally designed to keep
05:23the competitors inside the ring. However,
05:25this one, I believe, is designed to keep
05:27people like Jim The Anvil home.
05:29Jim The Anvil Neidhart as well as
05:31other family members outside
05:33of the ring. They cannot interfere
05:35in this match-up for sure.
05:37The One, Two, Three
05:39Kid versus The Rocket, the King of
05:41Hearts, Owen Hart. This has gotta be
05:43a great match between
05:45two of the greatest wrestlers of our time.
05:47Oh, and another! An airfall there
05:49for the One, Two, Three. Listen to this capacity
05:51crowd. Are they behind the Kid or what?
05:53Nice
05:55takeover! Oh, and
05:57again!
05:59An airfall. You can't blink
06:01an eye on here.
06:03I'm not anywhere in the World Wrestling Federation.
06:05Oh, nice head scissor by Owen Hart.
06:07I must say, I know
06:09the Kid is good. I know that you really can expect
06:11the unexpected. Here we go again! One,
06:13two, and yeah! Oh, how about that?
06:15Look at this! A reverse to the
06:17reverse to the counter. One, two, and
06:19up! Oh, wow.
06:21And Owen Hart takes, oh, look at this!
06:23Right back over a hair fall from our
06:25on-ramp. And Owen Hart
06:27apparently
06:29having a great deal of frustration.
06:31Oh, my.
06:33That'll slow down the One, Two, Three
06:35Kid.
06:37Oh, my.
06:39The King of Hearts now taking
06:41over on the One, Two, Three Kid.
06:47Owen Hart with a headbutt.
06:49There's no denying
06:51that man's ability, Jim D'Angelo Neidhart.
06:53No denying that man's disposition
06:55either. And look at this.
06:57Oh, what a maneuver!
06:59However, the King of Hearts
07:01has become the One, Two,
07:03and yes!
07:05Owen Hart, unquestionably,
07:07is one of the more stellar competitors
07:09in the World Wrestling Federation
07:11today, and he did, in fact, beat
07:13Bret Hart on Bret's best night.
07:15Of course, that was
07:17at WrestleMania.
07:19Bret then went on to defeat
07:21Jim D'Angelo. Everything pointing
07:23at Rock and Owen Hart
07:25going after the World Wrestling Federation
07:27Championship belt. And anything
07:29can happen at any time, and I think Owen Hart
07:31could very well have his brother's number
07:33once again inside the steel
07:35cage matchup at SummerSlam.
07:41The Kid trying to find a measure of escape. Back to the standing
07:43position off the rope now. Nice tackle
07:45there by Owen Hart.
07:47Owen Hart coming from the far side. The Kid leaps
07:49from the far elbow now.
07:51He won't go.
07:53But he will this time. Yes!
07:55And a kick out by Owen Hart.
07:57What a matchup!
07:59Double Kip-Bop!
08:01What a matchup!
08:03Who rises to the occasion
08:05on Monday Night Raw
08:07more than the One, Two, Three Kid?
08:09Nobody! Nobody!
08:11The Kid's going after him!
08:13He knocked them both out!
08:15Let's play some dominoes!
08:17Give the Kid some credit!
08:19He knocked them both out!
08:23Wait a minute. What's this?
08:25Unbelievable! Can you believe
08:27this action on Monday Night Raw?
08:29I'm flabbergasted!
08:31Yeah! Go ahead. Get in the ring.
08:33You get going to sign the envelope.
08:35How do you like that,
08:37Anvil?
08:39The Kid looking good
08:41and will be back, ladies and gentlemen,
08:43if this matchup continues. Stay with us.
08:47We're back, ladies and gentlemen.
08:49We're back live with the Lowell Memorial Auditorium.
08:51The matchup continues.
08:53The One, Two, Three Kid
08:55against the King of Hearts, Owen Hart.
08:57Oh, wait a minute. Oh, no!
08:59I do not believe what I am seeing
09:01and experiencing.
09:03The King!
09:05That's it. It's over.
09:07Count the One, Two, Three Kid out.
09:09Owen Hart.
09:11Oh, my goodness.
09:13And again, the One, Two, Three Kid.
09:15The Kid went all the way over the top.
09:17I can't believe it to the outside.
09:19Nobody comes back from that.
09:21And look at this. The Rocket.
09:23The King of Hearts. Down across the chest
09:25of the One, Two, Three Kid.
09:27Look at this.
09:29Yes! And the Kid is still fighting.
09:31They're still fighting up to the Kid.
09:33None of this is going to happen at SummerSlam
09:35because they're going to be entertaining.
09:37I cannot believe it.
09:39What a competitive match.
09:41Owen Hart
09:43continuing to hammer on the outside
09:45while the official was distracted
09:47by Jimmy Angle Nightheart.
09:49And again.
09:51Oh, my goodness.
09:53Incredible.
09:55The One, Two, Three Kid.
09:57No stranger to adversity.
09:59Everyone remembers what he did
10:01to the King of the Ring
10:03after he came back from that matchup
10:05with Double J, Jeff Jarrett
10:07and then went on to fight Owen.
10:09Everybody remembers that.
10:11A whip now to the buckle.
10:13Oh, my goodness.
10:15This is clean and present danger at its best
10:17and I'm not talking about Harrison Ford,
10:19believe me.
10:21Yes, indeed. Clear and present danger
10:23for sure.
10:25And the Kid now.
10:27Scooped up.
10:29The Rocket. Oh, goodness.
10:31Jams a knee.
10:33If the Hitman is watching right now, brother,
10:35you got to think about the Rocket Owen Hart
10:37because he's a fantastic wrastler.
10:39He's proving it right here tonight
10:41live from Lowell, Massachusetts.
10:45And my goodness.
10:47Oh, yeah, with the uppercut
10:49on the One, Two, Three Kid.
10:51Rips him out of the corner to the far side.
10:53Oh, my goodness. The Rocket Owen Hart
10:55knowing full well that he will have
10:57perhaps his final opportunity
10:59to defeat his winner.
11:01Oh, for the championship
11:03at SummerSlam.
11:05The cover. This will do it.
11:07No. The Kid won't give up.
11:09The Rockets beat
11:11the Hitman before. He can do it
11:13two weeks from tonight.
11:17But can the King of Hearts defeat
11:19the One, Two, Three Kid of the night?
11:21The Kid gave
11:23the World Wrestling Federation champion
11:25everything he could do. Look at that.
11:27The Kid would not give up.
11:29And he's not giving up tonight.
11:31This match started out in Massachusetts,
11:33but I think we're in Vermont now.
11:35Off the rope. The One, Two, Three.
11:37Hips in. Down.
11:39One, Two. Down.
11:43The King of Hearts
11:45wants to build some momentum.
11:47This is almost a must
11:49for the King of Hearts for Owen.
11:51He must defeat the One, Two, Three Kid.
11:53He must have that momentum
11:55going into SummerSlam in two weeks.
11:57And if he doesn't,
11:59he's gonna be befuddled to say the least.
12:01I'm sure The Rock is disappointed.
12:03This is the end for him already.
12:05Oh, no.
12:07Neckbreaker. And that should do it.
12:09Very well executed.
12:11Uh-oh. Where's he going?
12:13Not perhaps the excellence of execution.
12:15That moniker goes to his
12:17brother, the champion, Bret Hart.
12:19But from the top rope and down.
12:23Both knees hit at the same time.
12:25The Rocket is hurt.
12:27And he's hurt bad.
12:29This could be the turning point of this match.
12:31Yes, he is.
12:33He did. He hurt his knee.
12:35No, the Kid has a shot.
12:37He has a very good shot.
12:39The Rocket is hurt.
12:41Oh, look at this.
12:43He's staying on the knee.
12:45Look at him. He knows he's got him.
12:47He knows he's got him.
12:49Oh, yes.
12:51Let's see if Owen Hart has the resilience
12:53of the One, Two, Three Kid.
12:55Look at the Kid.
12:57Taking advantage of every situation.
12:59He doesn't have to do that.
13:01He missed him.
13:03This could be it.
13:05This could change everything
13:07at SummerSlam.
13:11It's over.
13:13What an upset.
13:15Owen Hart is hanging on.
13:19He can't get the rope.
13:21The One, Two, Three Kid really has a home.
13:23Listen to this.
13:25One, two, three.
13:27One, two, three.
13:29These people named him.
13:31One, two, three.
13:33Owen Hart.
13:35No, no, no.
13:37A blatant disqualification.
13:39A blatant disqualification.
13:41The Admiral knew the Rocket was beat.
13:43He knew he was beat.
13:45The King of Hearts.
13:47The King of Hearts, which is not ready to submit.
13:51That's one thing that can't happen at SummerSlam
13:53because of the Steel Canes.
13:55This is unjust and unfair.
13:59Ladies and gentlemen,
14:01the winner of this bout
14:03as a result of a disqualification,
14:05the One, Two, Three Kid.
14:09Wait a minute.
14:11The Kid got the victory.
14:13The Kid deserves the victory
14:15but he does not deserve this.
14:17This is uncalled for.
14:21The King of Hearts, Owen.
14:23This man.
14:25My heart's gonna be suspended for that.
14:27You mean to tell me,
14:29Owen Hart,
14:31this is the man that would be
14:33the WWF Champion doing this
14:35just because the Kid embarrassed him.
14:37The Kid embarrassed,
14:39embarrassed Owen Hart here tonight
14:41live on Monday Night Raw.
14:43And we better get a checkbook out.
14:45We better start writing some checks, brother.
14:47Look at this.
14:49He doesn't want to release the hold,
14:51he won't.
14:53He won't release the hold.
14:57Owen Hart
14:59trying to teach the Kid a lesson
15:01but can he teach his brother?
15:03And he's a better wrestler.
15:05He did it once before at Wrestlemania.
15:07Can he do it again at SummerSlam?
15:11I say The Rock is embarrassed.
15:13Nonetheless,
15:15The Rock
15:17on his way
15:19to SummerSlam.
15:21Ladies and gentlemen,
15:23Todd Pettengill for a special SummerSlam report.
15:33Welcome everyone to your
15:35WWF SummerSlam report
15:37exclusively here on Monday Night Raw.
15:39My name is Todd Pettengill and without question
15:41a costly victory there
15:43for the 1-2-3 Kid.
15:45The Anvil Jim Neidhart absolutely all over
15:47the Kid. However, that will not
15:49happen at SummerSlam.
15:51It's a 15-foot steel cage match
15:53just two weeks from tonight
15:55when the King of Hearts Owen
15:57takes on the current champion,
15:59his current brother, the Hitman Bret Hart.
16:01You better believe, baby, all the flights
16:03from Calgary, Alberta, Canada are
16:05booked solid because the entire
16:07Hart family is going to be ringside
16:09It all happens live on
16:11pay-per-view cable television.
16:13It's Monday night, August the 29th,
16:158 o'clock Eastern, 5 Pacific
16:17from the brand new United Center in
16:19Chicago, Illinois, brought to you by
16:21Domino's Pizza. That's right, this
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16:25SummerSlam. And when you're talking pizza
16:27delivery, it has got to be
16:29Domino's. Right now, let's talk
16:31the second half of that huge double main event
16:33as The Undertaker squares off
16:35against The Undertaker.
16:37Call it black magic, call it the world
16:39of the unliving, but any way
16:41you call it, it's sure to be one of the strangest,
16:43most unbelievable matches
16:45of all time. A little
16:47later on tonight, we will see The Undertaker
16:49in action. Plus, we will hear from not
16:51only the million-dollar man, Ted DiBiase,
16:53but also Paul Bearer.
16:55They will both be guests on the
16:57King's Court, totally live tonight
16:59on Raw. Now, Intercontinental title
17:01also on the line at SummerSlam as well.
17:03The match scheduled to be current
17:05champion Diesel against Razor Ramon.
17:07But who knows? It could turn out
17:09to be a tag team matchup. You have
17:11Shawn Michaels in Diesel's corner. He's
17:13certainly not afraid to get involved. And now,
17:15you have one of the quickest, smartest,
17:17strongest athletes in professional sports
17:19backing up the bad guy. I'm talking
17:21about former Chicago Bear,
17:23Sweetness Walter Payton.
17:25And right now, let's hear from the bad guy
17:27and the bear. That's right, Shawn
17:29Michaels. The way I look at it, the Razor
17:31can take care of Big Daddy Cool Diesel
17:33himself. But if you interfere,
17:35you're going to find out
17:37firsthand what the NFL is
17:39all about.
17:41Boy, what a team there, huh? Reminds me
17:43of the 85 Bears. Absolutely awesome.
17:45Alright, remember, you will also see Lex
17:47Luger taking on Tatanka.
17:49Now, over the past several weeks, Lex Luger's
17:51integrity has come under fire.
17:53Did he sell out, or is Lex telling
17:55the truth when he says, Ted,
17:57no deal? Well, as we've already
17:59witnessed here tonight, the issue is not even
18:01close to being settled. So here's what
18:03we're going to do. Later on tonight, we're going to give you
18:05a chance to register your opinion.
18:07Did Lex Luger sell out to the million
18:09dollar man, Ted DiBiase? We've set up
18:11a special opinion line, and we want to
18:13hear from you. Got details coming up in just
18:15a few minutes here. Don't forget, folks, at
18:17SummerSlam this year, WWF
18:19Women's title also on the line,
18:21when champion Alundra Blaze takes on
18:23the challenger, Bull Nakana.
18:25Managed by the lady-like Luna Vachon,
18:27their match two weeks ago here on Monday Night
18:29Raw was absolutely awesome,
18:31and they will crank it up again two weeks from tonight.
18:33And this time, the title
18:35could change hands. In addition
18:37to that great SummerSlam lineup, there are
18:39two other incredible matches.
18:41We'll tell you about those later on this evening. Plus,
18:43as with all WWF
18:45pay-per-view events, you can expect to see
18:47the unexpected, and I absolutely
18:49cannot wait. Right now, folks,
18:51let's get back to ringside with Vince
18:53McMahon and the Macho Man, Randy Savage.
18:55And let me ask you, being a man who's
18:57always had an opinion, Macho Man, do you think
18:59Lesley Nielsen will be able to solve the mystery
19:01of The Undertaker in his next report
19:03tonight here on Raw?
19:05Good question, Pastor. I think that
19:07if anybody can break this case,
19:09Lesley Nielsen can.
19:11Yes, indeed.
19:13And Lesley Nielsen is on the case,
19:15and we'll be back, ladies and gentlemen,
19:17as we continue with
19:19Luke, the Dunster Grossi. He's ready
19:21to take the trash out of the WWF.
19:23Welcome back, everyone, to more
19:25Monday Night Raw. And look at this.
19:27He's on strike. Yes, that's
19:29Abe Knuckleball Swartz.
19:31And earlier here tonight, he had a really
19:33unusual view that he wanted to share
19:35with this capacity crowd as to why
19:37there is a baseball strike.
19:39Let's take you now to the footage
19:41of earlier tonight.
19:43You know something?
19:45I have this whole
19:47baseball strike thing
19:49figured out.
19:51You cannot
19:53blame the owners.
19:55You fans
19:57allow the owners
19:59to take your hard-earned
20:01municipal taxpayers'
20:03money to build
20:05elaborate stadiums
20:07all over the world.
20:09They're just
20:11being good businessmen.
20:13You certainly
20:15can't blame us
20:17ballplayers
20:19You say, hey,
20:21can I have an autograph?
20:23But I insist on paying you
20:25hundreds of dollars.
20:27We're just being good
20:29businessmen.
20:31If you
20:33insist on
20:35casting blame
20:37on anyone,
20:39cast blame
20:41on your own
20:43ignorant, stinking
20:45selves, the fans.
20:47We're back live,
20:49ladies and gentlemen,
20:51and I must say, Randy Savage,
20:53that's a rather unusual
20:55viewpoint.
20:57Blaming the fans
20:59for everything.
21:01You can't blame the fans
21:03for nothing.
21:05If he
21:07took the thumbs across,
21:09he can scoop up
21:11Abe Knuckleball Swerve.
21:13Who did Abe Knuckleball Swerve
21:15play for, anyhow?
21:17Must have
21:19been the Phantom League.
21:21Never heard of them.
21:23Must have
21:25played left out.
21:27Left out or backstop, who knows?
21:29Yes, there he is, ready to take
21:31out the trash in the WWF.
21:33Big Creator Pugger, Duke
21:35the Dr. Grossi, ready for action
21:37here, live
21:39on Monday Night Raw.
21:41Hell yeah, that dumpster
21:43is something else. We'll see him in action momentarily.
21:45Commercial consideration
21:47paid for by the following.
21:59Yes, ladies and gentlemen,
22:01we're not talking about restoring to Mona Lisa.
22:03No, this is Monday Night Raw
22:05in action already, in progress here.
22:07Duke the Dr. Grossi against
22:09Nick Barbarian.
22:11What a power slam that was.
22:13Duke the Dr. Grossi's wasted
22:15no time.
22:17The dumpster
22:19against Nick Barbarian.
22:21Has him out, maybe not for long.
22:23Snapped there. Dumpster in control
22:25as I would suspect he might be
22:27in the very near future in the WWF.
22:29He's looking for tough competition.
22:31Jerry Lawler,
22:33I wonder if he's
22:35checking this out.
22:37Yeah, I would suspect that
22:39the King is looking on and we're gonna be
22:41visiting with the King a little bit later on
22:43in the King's court.
22:45Uh-oh, Barbarian is pulling the hair.
22:47And the dumpster coming off it.
22:49Uh-oh, now about to complete the midsection.
22:51Look at this, Barbarian following up with an elbow and another one.
22:53Barbarian now
22:55trying, yes, rams the dumpster to the corner.
22:57Big 300 pounder for the ride.
22:59No, no, out in front, reversal.
23:01And, oh, that clothesline.
23:03Did you see that? That was just a normal
23:05clothesline. That was a big time
23:07clothesline. Yeah, I'll say.
23:09Yeah, rather unusual
23:11occurrence. Oh, my goodness.
23:13What a slam. It's time to
23:15take out the tram. Uh-oh.
23:17Time to take out the tram.
23:19That's what he's saying.
23:21Yeah, we heard him in.
23:23Oh, a
23:25standing maneuver. A cover.
23:27And a three count.
23:29He got higher than when I jumped
23:31off the top rope on that elbow.
23:33And the winner, Duke
23:35the Dumpster
23:37Grossi.
23:45Unbelievable. Big win
23:47for Duke the Dumpster Grossi.
23:49And a lot of these people out.
23:51Look at this. Got the old
23:53dress key out. Listen to that.
23:55Duke the Dumpster Grossi.
23:57Victorious.
23:59And still, ladies and gentlemen,
24:01the case of the Undertaker.
24:03I mean, Leslie Nielsen has really been
24:05looking to the fine points
24:07and what have you. I thought maybe
24:09last week he had reached a dead end, but apparently
24:11not. We understand Leslie Nielsen
24:13was recently at poolside with
24:15you-know-who. Let's check it out
24:17on Leslie Nielsen.
24:19All right, fans. Ray Rougeau
24:21here. The Undertaker mystery
24:23is thickening. I want to start
24:25that over. I didn't like it. There I was
24:27heading poolside trying to catch some
24:29rain.
24:31Sorry, Ray. The
24:33girls were feeling macho.
24:35Macho, man. You're so
24:37big. Easy now, girls.
24:39It's family entertainment.
24:41I had work to do.
24:43I was scanning around the globe
24:45for clues to the biggest mystery of our time.
24:47The sun was extremely
24:49bright.
24:51If your deductive capabilities were
24:53a fraction of what you profess, this
24:55incongruable keeper would have been solved
24:57by now. Thank you, Sam.
24:59Right kid. And he was
25:01right. After all this time, I'm
25:03still tormented by that one burning
25:05question. How can
25:07there be two Undertakers?
25:09Maybe one is corrupt like
25:11you. Police! Arrest
25:13that man.
25:15I will
25:17solve this case at SummerSlam.
25:23Welcome back, everyone,
25:25to Monday Night Raw. And look who's
25:27joined us in the broadcast booth, the million
25:29dollar man Ted DiBiase. And
25:31Ted DiBiase, do you feel that
25:33Lesley Nielsen can solve the case
25:35of the Undertaker? Give me a break,
25:37McMahon. Lesley Nielsen couldn't find the cake
25:39at a birthday party. But I will address
25:41the Undertaker issue just a little
25:43bit later on the King's Court with
25:45Jerry the King Lawler. Yeah, well, no doubt
25:47Lesley Nielsen will solve the case for sure
25:49at SummerSlam. And speaking
25:51of SummerSlam, that will take us to
25:53the SummerSlam hotline, ladies and gentlemen.
25:55Yes, indeed, that is where you,
25:57as a matter of fact, can, well, you can
25:59cast your vote as to whether or not you feel
26:01as to whether or not Lex Luger has sold
26:03out to the million dollar man Ted DiBiase.
26:05The number to call, 1-900-454-SLAM.
26:07The opinion poll
26:09wide open as well as
26:11you can hear different interviews on
26:13a daily basis with the WWF
26:15SummerSlam participants. And guess who's waiting
26:17for you right now? The bad guy,
26:19Razor Ramon. That's
26:211-900-454-SLAM.
26:25The SummerSlam hotline.
26:27This contest is scheduled
26:29for one fall.
26:31Coming down the aisle,
26:33Ted DiBiase, while
26:35Quang, the martial arts expert,
26:37is making his way to the ring.
26:39Tell us, what's the
26:41story about Lex Luger?
26:43Let's get back to that.
26:45My Lex Luger.
26:47My Lex Luger is
26:49the main man
26:51this Sunday night at Sunday Night
26:53Slam. He is going to warm up
26:55for SummerSlam with Crush.
26:57Wait a minute. What do you mean by that?
26:59Are you going to be in the corner of Lex Luger? Of course
27:01I'm going to be in the corner of Lex Luger. There will be no more
27:03question in anybody's mind
27:05as to whether he's in the corporation or not.
27:07Of course he's in the corporation. And yes, I will be
27:09in his corner.
27:11The ceiling is just all over
27:13his opponent. Oh, look at that from Quang.
27:15Quang, the martial arts
27:17expert.
27:19Quang pretty much
27:21taking, oh my goodness, to his opponent
27:23Tony Roy.
27:25And Randy Savage,
27:27you said you believe it when you see it.
27:29You don't believe that Lex Luger has
27:31sold out to the Million Dollar Man.
27:33This Sunday night, Ted DiBiase
27:35is going to be in Lex Luger's corner?
27:37I don't think so.
27:39Well, don't hold your breath and don't.
27:41Wait a minute. Cover here on Roy.
27:43Look at this. Quang making
27:45short work of Tony Roy.
27:47Big victory for Quang.
27:49Quang!
27:51Well, I'll prove it to all of you doubting
27:53Thomases this Sunday night.
27:55And then at SummerSlam, my
27:57Lex Luger will destroy
27:59Tatanka. One more Indian
28:01on the way to the Happy Hunting Ground.
28:03Well, I must say, we'll have more, ladies
28:05and gentlemen, the Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase
28:07in return with the King's Court
28:09Paul Bearer's going to be here too.
28:11Stay tuned.
28:13We're back, ladies and gentlemen.
28:15Back to Law, Massachusetts, and we're back
28:17live for the King's Court.
28:19Jerry, the King Lawler, and the Million Dollar
28:21Man, Ted DiBiase. All right.
28:23We want to welcome all of you
28:25peons to another edition of the
28:27King's Court. Ted, look over there.
28:29McMahon and
28:31Macho Man, the WWF's
28:33dual airbags.
28:35They've been rolling their mouths.
28:37And I'm sure you're sick of listening
28:39to what they're spewing out.
28:41Everybody's got a price, but some things just aren't
28:43worth buying.
28:45Well, let me give all you little peons a history
28:47lesson here. My guest
28:49on the King's Court,
28:51the Million Dollar Man
28:53was the first
28:55to bring the Undertaker
28:57to the World Wrestling Federation.
28:59And my guest,
29:01the Million Dollar Man, out of the goodness
29:03of his heart,
29:05brought the Undertaker back
29:07to the World Wrestling Federation.
29:09And my guest,
29:11the Million Dollar Man,
29:13now
29:15is subjected
29:17to
29:19not only ridicule,
29:21but doubt by all
29:23of these morons and doubting Thomases
29:25like
29:27Paul Bearer. He's claiming
29:29that you don't have the real
29:31Undertaker. You've said it all
29:33right, King. I brought him to the World Wrestling
29:35Federation. I brought him back to the
29:37World Wrestling Federation. And what have we
29:39seen from Paul Bearer? Zero.
29:41A big fat zero. All he's
29:43given us is a lot of hot
29:45air. Exactly.
29:47And speaking of hot air,
29:49why don't we get that
29:51Goodyear blimp out here right now
29:53and let's just, you know, they've hired
29:55this stumbling, bumbling sleuth,
29:57Leslie Nielsen.
29:59Well, look at this. Well, let's get Paul
30:01Bearer out here and see what he has to say
30:03about the mystery of Undertaker. This is gonna get
30:05interesting right now.
30:11I believe Paul Bearer can beat them both.
30:13Ah, I don't
30:15know about that.
30:17Paul Bearer, I want to ask you one question.
30:19Was the ground cold
30:21when you crawled out of it this morning?
30:23I got you out here for
30:25one reason, and that is
30:27to let this man
30:29clear the air once and for all.
30:31We've seen him with the
30:33Undertaker. We've seen nothing
30:35from you.
30:37Oh, yes,
30:39Ted DiBiase.
30:41I've seen the
30:43evil that you have
30:45purchased.
30:47The evil that you call
30:49the Undertaker.
30:51And, oh, yes,
30:53you're having fun,
30:55aren't you? Trying to
30:57tarnish the name that it
30:59took years for my
31:01Undertaker to build.
31:03Well, I have
31:05a message for your
31:07so-called Undertaker.
31:09My
31:11Undertaker will
31:13destroy him
31:15at SummerSlam!
31:17Oh, my goodness! Did you hear that?
31:19Well, if you have a message
31:21for
31:23my Undertaker,
31:25why don't you tell him
31:27yourself? That's right.
31:29I give you, once
31:31again, the one,
31:33the only,
31:35the Undertaker.
31:37We're getting down
31:39right now.
31:41And there he is.
31:43Chilling.
31:47Now what are you gonna say?
31:49You get facing
31:51yourself, face to face,
31:53and you tell him
31:55that's gonna happen at SummerSlam.
31:57Oh, yeah.
31:59Paul Bearer's gonna have to back up
32:01his words.
32:03There he is, Paul Bearer.
32:05Undertaker looks 100 feet tall.
32:07It's awful quiet, King.
32:09It got awful quiet. What are you gonna say
32:11now, huh?
32:15He's got total control.
32:17The Undertaker. Are you
32:19speechless, Paul Bearer? Facing
32:21the Undertaker.
32:23Anything can happen
32:25in the World Wrestling Federation, but look at the look
32:27on Paul Bearer's lips. Focus those beady little bloodshot
32:29eyes of yours on the Undertaker.
32:33Oh,
32:35yes.
32:37I see the
32:39evil in your
32:41eyes.
32:43But you know,
32:45at SummerSlam,
32:47those eyes will be closed
32:49forever.
32:51Oh.
32:53Because
32:55my Undertaker,
32:57the true
32:59Undertaker,
33:01will destroy you.
33:03Oh,
33:05yes.
33:07Did you hear that, Undertaker?
33:09He said you'll be destroyed
33:11at SummerSlam.
33:13Why don't you show Paul Bearer
33:15right now what's gonna happen
33:17at SummerSlam.
33:19Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
33:21He's choking him down. Paul Bearer's going down.
33:23Paul Bearer's
33:25going down. Look at that.
33:27He's been choked down. The Undertaker's
33:29choking him down. Where's your Undertaker now,
33:31Paul Bearer? Look at this.
33:33Hey, wait a minute.
33:35The lights are flickering
33:37here.
33:39Wait a minute.
33:41It's getting cold in here.
33:43We're in total darkness.
33:45The lights began
33:47to flicker. The Undertaker
33:49was choking Paul Bearer
33:51by the throat.
33:53We're in total
33:55darkness here on Monday Night
33:57Raw. We're live.
33:59And wait a minute.
34:03Yes!
34:05My Undertaker!
34:07He's here! What is going on?
34:09He's here!
34:11Can't you feel him?
34:13My Undertaker
34:15is here!
34:21Paul Bearer!
34:23He's here!
34:25He's feeling the spirit
34:27of The Undertaker.
34:29Look at the look on their faces
34:31and those in the ring.
34:33What else is gonna happen? We'll be back.
34:35Welcome back
34:37everyone to Lowell,
34:39Massachusetts. The Lowell Memorial Auditorium.
34:41This is Monday Night Raw
34:43and we are live.
34:45You know, I don't know if I ever told you this,
34:47Vince McMahon, but I'm afraid it's dark.
34:51And look at this capacity crowd.
34:53Oh, and look at Oscar.
34:55And look at the size of Mabel.
34:57Oh, yeah!
35:01Yes, sir!
35:03Oh, yeah!
35:05Oh, yeah!
35:07Now I want you to say
35:09first thing that it's time to get
35:11raw!
35:13You got it! Mabel!
35:15First thing that it's time to get raw!
35:17You know!
35:19First thing that it's time to get
35:21raw!
35:23First thing that
35:25it's time to get raw!
35:27Only in the World Wrestling Federation!
35:29Leave that patty right back at it, y'all!
35:31First thing that it's time to get
35:33raw!
35:35Do it like this,
35:37wait, sit, kick it,
35:39Oh, yeah!
35:41You know who it is!
35:43Mabel is on his way to
35:45SummerSlam, and Mabel
35:47is on his way to change the
35:49tune, so to speak,
35:51of You Know Who, Double J.
35:53Yeah, they're trying to show
35:55who's got the tune and who can't
35:57sing at all.
35:59Well, you can bet that Mabel can carry
36:01a tune, and he can certainly
36:03carry Double J all the
36:05way back to Music City, if he has to.
36:07Raymond Royd, a lockup with
36:09this Bo Heemuth.
36:11Mabel!
36:13Mabel from Men on a Mission, and he is
36:15a man on a mission.
36:17Maybe Mabel will do some
36:19bell wrapping at Woodstock.
36:21Well, I don't know how much wrapping was going on at
36:23Woodstock, but it was a happening at
36:25for sure, or was it
36:27Greenstock? I don't know.
36:29Love, peace, and profit.
36:31Things have changed over the years.
36:33A million dollar man tend to be
36:35his motto. Or at least one of them.
36:37Look at this. Mabel now with Royd.
36:41Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Watch this.
36:43Oh, my goodness!
36:45Can you believe that from a man that
36:47size?
36:49Raymond Royd having his problems, as you might
36:51suspect anyone would. I was going to say Mabel's
36:53agile, but I think we need to come up with
36:55another one for him. I'll think of one in a
36:57minute. Alright, good enough.
36:59And what's going to happen when Double J locks up
37:01with Mabel at SummerSlam
37:03Was that the big
37:05foot or the very, very, very
37:07big foot that Mabel just threw?
37:09If he does that against Double J,
37:11don't know what's going to happen.
37:13Hey, baby!
37:17And off the rope, and
37:19ooh, the elbow right to the bush!
37:21What, has Mabel followed through or what?
37:23Hey, certainly not!
37:29Oops, there it is!
37:33And look
37:35at this!
37:37You have to wonder, oh, my goodness!
37:39And a slam. Could you believe
37:41what we saw earlier on, Randy? I mean,
37:43there's been so much happening here tonight on
37:45Monday Night Raw, but could you, did you see
37:47the look on The Undertaker's face?
37:49The one in the ring, did you see the look on The Undertaker's
37:51face? Got so
37:53cold in here, now I'm hot again.
37:55I think I got malaria.
37:57Whoa, baby!
37:59Ted DiBiase,
38:01as well as Jerry The King, look,
38:03they thought they were seeing a ghost
38:05when all of a sudden, Paul Bearer
38:07was on the outside, and Paul Bearer,
38:09just like his capacity crowd,
38:11every single one of them, unquestionably
38:13felt the spirit of
38:15The Undertaker, or should I say,
38:17Paul Bearer's Undertaker.
38:19Like I say, I'm a lousy witness because I
38:21didn't see a thing, and nobody else
38:23did either. Where is Mabel?
38:25Oh!
38:27Forget about it!
38:29I think we just got some
38:31pancakes ready for everybody right now.
38:41Okay!
38:49Oh yeah!
38:51Oh yeah!
38:53I'm a-rockin' here tonight on
38:55Monday Night Raw!
38:57And you can bet we're gonna be rockin'
38:59this coming Sunday night as well!
39:01There's gonna be a Sunday night
39:03slam right here on
39:05USA! Check it out!
39:07Lex Luger,
39:09an American icon to millions
39:11of young fans. He's surrounded
39:13by controversy on a supposed
39:15business deal with the Million Dollar Man.
39:17Now he'll face a longtime
39:19enemy, and the world will see what
39:21colors he will fly.
39:23Crush! His allegiance
39:25is to himself and to no one else.
39:27He's waited a long time to
39:29get Lex in the ring, and doesn't care
39:31who might show up in his corner.
39:33Lex Luger battles
39:35Crush in a showdown before
39:37SummerSlam at the WWF
39:39Sunday Night Slam!
39:41Don't miss it, ladies and
39:43gentlemen, this coming Sunday night, right here on
39:45USA 8 o'clock Eastern, the Sunday
39:47Night Slam!
39:49By the way, in addition to Lex Luger
39:51settling the score once and for all
39:53with Crush, we're gonna see
39:55Diesel, the 7-foot
39:57Intercontinental Champion, beat Typhoon
39:59in the non-title matchup, and then
40:01from there, a very special
40:0330-minute live, live
40:05call-in segment, where you
40:07the fans can call in and interact
40:09and tell Jerry the King Lawler
40:11and yours truly anything
40:13you wanna tell us. We're waiting
40:15for you to call in, we're waiting
40:17for you to join us this Sunday night
40:19for the Sunday Night Slam!
40:21In addition to, of course,
40:23action right here
40:25next week, for a
40:27Monday Night Raw!
40:29And
40:31Double J, Jeff Jarrett's gonna make his
40:33speech, and maybe this is a good time to take off.
40:35This is what you people wanna hear!
40:37You wanna hear country music!
40:39You wanna hear Double J
40:41sing! You don't wanna hear
40:43that cool rap!
40:45But we're gonna have to go
40:47momentarily, and then Double J's gonna
40:49be in action!
40:51Promotional consideration, paid for by
40:53the following. I always
40:55like to keep my favorite snack
40:57handy!
40:59Need a little excitement?
41:01Snap into a Slim Jim, oh yeah!
41:07Well, we're back, alright, and Double J
41:09Jeff Jarrett attacking his opponent, Scott
41:11Taylor, and surprising him.
41:13That surprise attack, Randy Savage!
41:15Rock kick by Double J!
41:17Yeah, well, he better get out of system, because Double J's
41:19gonna be double scared when he meets
41:21Mabel at SummerSlam.
41:23He's gonna have double trouble, unquestionably, with the
41:25Bohemoth, Mabel, from Men on a Mission,
41:27whom we saw in action just minutes ago.
41:29Look at this.
41:31Nice one over by Taylor!
41:33Almost an upset there!
41:35Tell you what, I would've loved to see that!
41:37Embarrassed!
41:39Double J would've been embarrassed!
41:41A lot of upsets we almost saw, of course.
41:43Well, really, it was a victory
41:45for the 1-2-3 Kid
41:47over the King of Hearts here tonight.
41:49Who would've thought you would've seen that?
41:51Absolutely, the 1-2-3 Kid
41:53in all his glory. Just too bad that the
41:55ending happened the way it did.
41:57I'll say. Taylor, off the rope.
41:59Looking from behind now.
42:01Trying to hook the hips, Taylor.
42:03And Double J, wisely, hanging onto the top foot.
42:05Oh yeah, he's wily.
42:07He's a smart one.
42:09You know what, Vince? It's still a little cold
42:11in here from The Undertaker.
42:13I got chills.
42:15Small pockets and he gets it!
42:17No, he doesn't.
42:19Double J going after the ref.
42:21Sure blame the referee for your mishaps.
42:25Double J.
42:27Well, Taylor whips him to the buckle.
42:29And look at that!
42:31Double J now slowing him up!
42:33Taylor trying to set up Double J.
42:35Reversal here, Taylor to the buckle.
42:37And...
42:39Double J underneath.
42:41You know, I must say,
42:43Double J appears to look pretty good at this moment,
42:45but I don't think he's all that sharp this week.
42:49Just wait till Mabel does a pancake on him
42:51and see how quick he moves after that.
42:53And then again, just wait till SummerSlam.
42:55Just wait, ladies and gentlemen.
42:57It's two weeks from tonight.
43:01Pay-Per-View the way Pay-Per-View should be,
43:03only by the World Wrestling Federation.
43:05Here's your winner,
43:07Double J,
43:09Jeff Jarrett!
43:11I don't think he's gonna be able to get that hold on Mabel.
43:13I don't know.
43:15He's been working on an album, by the way, Randy.
43:17Oh, really? When's it coming out?
43:21Double J, Jeff Jarrett,
43:23victorious in...
43:25Wait a minute, the music has stopped.
43:27Well, anything can happen.
43:29Wait a minute.
43:31They're coming back!
43:33It's gonna be us!
43:35Oscar's coming back. Let's listen to him.
43:37Yeah! Yeah!
43:39Yeah! Yeah!
43:41Yeah! Yeah!
43:43Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
43:45Yeah! Yeah!
43:47At SummerSlam, we're coming to town.
43:49And when we do, you're going down.
43:51J-A-R-R-E-D.
43:53What you gonna do
43:55with the M-A-B?
43:57The power rap music is going on.
43:59You're no more fat, you're strong.
44:01Come on, throw your hands in the air.
44:03Let's show them how it's done.
44:05At SummerSlam,
44:07we're number one,
44:09so everybody in the place,
44:11say woo, there it is.
44:13Come on, woo!
44:15Woo!
44:17Woo!
44:19Woo!
44:21It's country music versus rap.
44:23It's Double J versus Mabel.
44:25All that and more
44:27heading your way at SummerSlam
44:29and more
44:31on Monday Night Raw.
44:33Headed at you when we return.
44:37Is this a rowdy crowd or what?
44:39Have we had fun here tonight
44:41on Monday Night Raw or what, Randy Savage?
44:43I think I need another pair of sunglasses.
44:45Speaking of fun,
44:47we invite you to join us this coming Sunday night.
44:49It's the Sunday Night Slam
44:51exclusively here
44:53on USA, ladies and gentlemen.
44:55How about this?
44:57It's a square off against
44:59Nakano Crush.
45:01They'll settle that issue once and for all.
45:03In addition to this,
45:05Typhoon against Diesel.
45:07The non-title match of the Battle of the Big Boys.
45:09And then from there, Heidi Lee Morgan
45:11against Japan's Bull Nakano.
45:13It was a very special interview
45:15with the one and the only.
45:17They call him the Hitman.
45:19The Hitman, Bret Hart.
45:21All that in addition to you calling in live.
45:23It's gonna be 30 minutes of it
45:25on Sunday Night Slam.
45:27Randy Savage, you can't even hear yourself
45:29say something, Randy.
45:31Well, bam! Sunday Night Slam's
45:33gonna be cool!
45:35So long, everybody!