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00:00Tonight, after a three month absence, the ominous Undertaker on his way
00:05to the Royal Rumble makes his return to Monday Night Raw.
00:10In addition, the new WWF Champion, Big Daddy Cool Diesel,
00:15will be the guest of Jerry The King Lawler on the King's Court.
00:21Will Shawn Michaels ignite this close to Diesel power?
00:27Plus, last week, Native American trader Tatanka made a surprise
00:32appearance costing Lex Luger victory.
00:34Tonight, Tatanka faces the British Bulldog.
00:39Will Lex Luger return the favor?
00:41All that and more tonight on Monday Night Raw.
00:47Welcome to the reminder of a very special edition of Monday Night Raw.
00:58Vince McMahon here along with Shawn Michaels.
01:00Yes, the Undertaker's gonna be in action.
01:02And for the first time ever, you're gonna see this man with his mouth closed.
01:06Shawn Michaels will not have a word to say when Diesel is a guest on
01:10the King's Court.
01:12Enough of you, McMahon, enough of you sit down and adjust your toupee or something.
01:16I'm gonna field this with the Million Dollar Man.
01:18Moneybags, I got them all.
01:21Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas?
01:23Shawn Michaels, this is the Million Dollar Man you're talking to.
01:25Every day is Christmas with the Million Dollar Man.
01:27And today will be no different because what the British Bulldog is gonna get for
01:30Christmas is the same thing that my Million Dollar Team gave Lex Luger
01:34just last week, a full dose of the Million Dollar Corporation.
01:39We're starting off the new year right with a new year's resolution.
01:42Check it out.
02:04Yes, indeed, it's all about money as far as the Million Dollar Man tags
02:08We certainly hope, ladies and gentlemen,
02:10you all have had a very, very merry Christmas,
02:13and it's time to move on, Shawn Michaels, to the new year.
02:17Well, I don't know.
02:18I'm still happy over what I got for Christmas,
02:20so I'm still in a festive spirit,
02:21if you know what I mean, McMahon.
02:23Look at this!
02:24On the way to the square circle, yes!
02:28A man who unquestionably is celebrating Boxing Day.
02:32Ooh, yeah!
02:33The Rockets' red flare for the British Bulldog.
02:36The British Bulldog, Davey Boy Smith.
02:39The British Bulldog one-on-one with Tataka.
02:42What a matchup to kick things off here tonight
02:45on Monday Night Raw.
02:47Take a look at the British Bulldog.
02:50So when the British Bulldog is at home,
02:52what's he do, grab his closest relative,
02:54just box his ears, just beat the crud out of him?
02:57Well, we're gonna find out.
02:59The British Bulldog against Native American Tataka.
03:01Two powerhouses in there, ready to lock up,
03:04and here we go without further ado.
03:06I just don't understand this Boxing Day thing.
03:09Well, it's a holiday, sort of a celebration
03:11of giving gifts over the United Kingdom up in Canada,
03:14and you wonder what sort of gift
03:16this extraordinary Bulldog is going to give
03:19Native American Tataka.
03:21Whatever it is, it ain't gonna be much,
03:22because I hear he's a cheapskate, as it is.
03:26The British Bulldog, ready to lock up again
03:28with Native American Tataka,
03:29each individual testing the other one out.
03:32Approximately the same size,
03:33although perhaps the Bulldog may have an advantage
03:36in the strength department,
03:37although many individuals don't realize
03:39just how thick in terms of muscle density,
03:41and just how powerful Tataka really is.
03:44Well, I got news for you, the Heartbreak Kid does.
03:46I tell you, that guy's like lifting a wet safe.
03:48The guy is big.
03:50A wet safe.
03:51A wet safe, you know what I'm saying?
03:52As compared to a dry one.
03:54Right.
03:55Bulldog now, working on the arm of Tataka.
03:58The British Bulldog on his way to the WWF Royal Rumble.
04:02More on that later on.
04:04Coming off the roof, the Bulldog underneath the roundhouse.
04:06The Bulldog, down goes Tataka.
04:08Well, I guess you know who's got the power.
04:10Yes, indeed, the British Bulldog
04:12nailing Native American Tataka.
04:15And Bulldog over, Tataka right back in.
04:18A nice maneuver again.
04:19Well, Tataka displaying molasses-like quickness
04:22here tonight on Monday Night Raw, that's for sure.
04:24He's gonna have to do better than that
04:25to match up against Bulldog.
04:27Sort of reminds me of how Barry Sanders looked last night,
04:30you know what I mean?
04:31Against the Miami Dolphins.
04:32A little lethargic.
04:33Well, maybe he didn't gain his 2,000 yards,
04:35but then again, I guess maybe 1,800 and some odd is okay.
04:41The Bulldog not only has to be concerned
04:43of the skills of Native American Tataka
04:45on the inside of the ring,
04:46obviously, as a result of what we saw last week,
04:49he has to be concerned with DiBiase
04:51and what might be going on on the outside.
04:53You never know what's gonna happen
04:54with the Million Dollar Corporation.
04:56Ted DiBiase's got men everywhere,
04:58people we don't even know about.
05:00But we do know that Lex Luger is here.
05:02We do know that Lex Luger is watching this match-up.
05:05And we do know that Lex Luger can,
05:07oh, look at this, wait a minute, and!
05:09What a maneuver he is!
05:11One, two, and he gets him, he got him!
05:13No, he didn't.
05:15And we do know that Lex Luger's used to taking poundings,
05:17just like the one the British Bulldog is taking right now.
05:20Tataka really stepping it up now.
05:22Tataka almost pinned.
05:24Just a moment ago, Tataka chomping away
05:27on the British Bulldog.
05:28The Bulldog dazed.
05:30Tataka pouring it on.
05:31Native American Tataka knows full well
05:33a victory over the British Bulldog
05:35catapults him right back to, wait a minute!
05:37Oh, no, no!
05:39Oh, no, can the Bulldog get him out?
05:41You're gonna see superior strength here
05:42if he gets up in the air.
05:43Look at that unbelievable maneuver
05:46by the British Bulldog!
05:48The blood rushes down and so does Tataka!
05:52And yes, the look on DiBiase's face tells you,
05:54no, Tataka rolling to the outside.
05:56Ladies and gentlemen, that is power
05:57like you will never see.
05:59The Heartbreak Kid has lifted up
06:00and let down Tataka before.
06:02And my friends, it is not easy.
06:04Perhaps Tataka should stay with tag team action.
06:07Tataka and his partner, Bam Bam Bigelow,
06:10have advanced to the WWF Tag Team Championship Tournament.
06:14That's right, and they will be
06:14the new World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions.
06:17That's what Moneybagg says.
06:18Well, nonetheless, Tataka has to keep his mind on one thing,
06:21and that's the British Bulldog.
06:22And the Bulldog takes it to Tataka!
06:24The Bulldog with momentum!
06:26Oh, yes!
06:27And as, look at that!
06:29Here we go!
06:30A power slam from Megatron to hang on to the ropes!
06:32If he gets this, it's all over!
06:34Tataka! Tataka! Tataka!
06:38Welcome back to more Monday Night Raw.
06:40Tataka, ladies and gentlemen,
06:41almost pinned the British Bulldog.
06:43You can see the match is still progressing,
06:44although Tataka still has the advantage.
06:47That's right, and I think it's about time
06:48for Tataka to do a little rain dance
06:50on the forehead of the British Bulldog.
06:53Well, there is no telling what Tataka will do.
06:55You will recall, it was just last week
06:56here on Monday Night Raw,
06:58in the matchup with Lex Luger and IRS.
07:00Tataka was on the outside,
07:02dressed in one of those black drapes.
07:04Yes, Tataka was one of the Million Dollar Man's
07:06druids out around ringside,
07:08and interfered in that matchup.
07:10I got news for you, McMahon.
07:11Everybody knows that Lex Luger is obsessed
07:14with bringing down the Million Dollar Corporation.
07:15One, two, and-
07:17Uh-oh, almost a count of three again.
07:18Would you clam up?
07:19I'm trying to give the people a little insight.
07:21What Tataka did last week
07:22was gain a psychological advantage over Lex Luger.
07:25They're playing Lex Luger like a fiddle,
07:27and it's working out great
07:28for the Million Dollar Corporation.
07:30Right now, Tataka has an advantage,
07:32all right, over the British Bulldog,
07:33and it's not psychological, it's physical.
07:35And look at that, look at the termination
07:36of the kisser of Ted DiBiase.
07:38Tataka, of course, way back at SummerSlam,
07:42showed his true colors in the matchup
07:44with Lex Luger back at SummerSlam.
07:46Everyone thought it was gonna be Lex Luger
07:48who was gonna sell out to Ted DiBiase
07:51when it was Tataka all along.
07:52Well, I got news for you.
07:54In the upcoming year, 1995,
07:56Lex Luger better make the New Year's resolution.
07:58If you got the money, take it, pal.
08:01Baby Boy Smith, yes, fine body press.
08:03One, two, and a kick-out by Tataka.
08:05Wait a minute, look at that.
08:07All the way to the outside, the British Bulldog,
08:10Tataka kicking out with authority.
08:12Tataka showing a little bit of the power of his own.
08:15And the British Bulldog a little slow in getting back up.
08:18And this official continuing the count.
08:21What's he supposed to do?
08:23He must have hurt himself.
08:25No, the Bulldog is back in there.
08:27The British Bulldog gamely back in the squared circle.
08:29A hard chop there by Tataka.
08:31And down goes the British Bulldog.
08:34Tataka continuing to dominate the British Bulldog.
08:38The British Bulldog scooped and slammed.
08:40The Bulldog on his way to the Royal Rumble
08:42to be joined by Shawn Michaels
08:44and a host of others, 30 men in the ring.
08:47Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, from the top end.
08:49Oh, yeah!
08:51Baby Boy Smith recuperating just in the nick of time.
08:54Stabbed two pucks, nicely done.
08:57The British Bulldog with tremendous resiliency.
08:59And now Tataka coming off the rope,
09:01and the Bulldog mows him down.
09:03Baby Boy Smith mows down Tataka again.
09:05Look at, wait, did you see that behind the official's back?
09:09Outside interference by Ted DiBiase.
09:12And, wait a minute, oh, wait a minute, Lex Luger is-
09:15Oh, what's he doing here?
09:17Lex Luger is moving Ted DiBiase away from the-
09:20Baby Boy Smith, the British Bulldog.
09:23Someone has to take control, and Lex Luger is doing it.
09:26Lex Luger's incensed as a result
09:28of what happened to him last week.
09:29Wait a minute, from behind, Tataka, no!
09:32Luger going after Tataka
09:34without all the justification that's necessary.
09:36Lex Luger-
09:37Boring Tataka in the ring.
09:38Here we go, folks, we got a fight now.
09:40Lex Luger coming in the ring with Tataka.
09:42Wait a minute.
09:43Oh, but when you get one, you get another.
09:44Here comes the host of the Million Dollar Corporation.
09:46Bam, bam, big elbow, Tataka's tag team partner.
09:50Oh, four men in the ring right now, going at it.
09:53Lex and Tataka having a go.
09:55Bam, bam, on the British Bulldog.
09:58Look at this.
09:58Tell you what, this looks like a good old fashioned
10:00street fight to me, and I'm gonna stick around
10:02and see how it turns out.
10:03Look at this, Tataka bailing out now.
10:05Lex Luger in the bam, bam, bail zone as well.
10:08Lex Luger incensed over what happened last week.
10:11And, of course, making sure that the same thing
10:13doesn't happen to the British Bulldog.
10:15Lex Luger and the British Bulldog in the ring.
10:19And it's time for consultation on the outside.
10:22A regrouping effort on the part of Ted DiBiase's
10:25team of bam, bam, and Tataka.
10:28DiBiase's incensed.
10:29What's the result of this match?
10:31What's the official result?
10:32Three has disqualified both wrestlers.
10:36For Lex Luger's interference, of course, once again.
10:38A double disqualification as we take you now
10:41to the Royal Rumble Report.
10:44Man, how about that?
10:45A little preview of the upcoming Royal Rumble there.
10:48And that was only four guys in four minutes.
10:51At the Royal Rumble, it'll be 30 guys in 30 minutes.
10:55More on that in just a second.
10:56But first things first, it's Todd Pettengill
10:58with your WWF Royal Rumble Report here on Monday Night Raw.
11:01And we're back with Ted DiBiase.
11:03And we're gonna take you now to the Royal Rumble Report.
11:05And we're gonna take you now to the Royal Rumble Report.
11:08And we're gonna take you now to the Royal Rumble Report.
11:10And we're gonna take you now to the Royal Rumble Report.
11:13Welcome to Monday Night Raw.
11:14Here's hoping you got everything you wanted
11:16from Santa this year.
11:17I certainly did.
11:18I mean, yesterday morning was the greatest.
11:20I looked under the tree and there it was.
11:23My very own Black & Decker dual speed
11:25auto reverse pivoting electric screwdriver.
11:28I'm hanging pictures I don't even like.
11:30Anyway, happy holidays everybody.
11:32We are coming off an absolutely huge weekend
11:34here in the WWF.
11:36Do you realize the 1995 WWF Royal Rumble
11:40is under a month away?
11:42It all happened Sunday evening, January the 22nd,
11:457 Eastern, 4 Pacific, totally live
11:47from the Sun Dome in Tampa, Florida.
11:49Let's begin by talking about the most action-packed match
11:53of the year, my personal favorite.
11:54I mean, the Royal Rumble match itself, spectacular.
11:5730 WWF superstars will draw numbers before the match
12:01to determine their order of appearance.
12:03We begin with two superstars in the ring.
12:05Then every 60 seconds thereafter, that's every one minute,
12:09another superstar comes down the aisle to join the action.
12:12The only way you're eliminated is
12:14when you're thrown over the top rope
12:15and your feet touch the floor.
12:17Luck of the draw plays a big role
12:19because it is every man for himself
12:21in the Royal Rumble match.
12:22No friends, no partners, just 29 other guys to beat.
12:27Let me run the list of participants so far.
12:29Here we go.
12:30Made in the USA, Lex Luger.
12:33Former WWF champion, Bob Macklin.
12:36The big man, King Kong Bundy.
12:38Doink the Clown, who will be dinkless.
12:41Martial arts expert, Quain.
12:44The destructive, Adam Bomb.
12:46Duke the Dumpster, Drosy.
12:48The legend, Dick Murdock.
12:50From Bitters, Arkansas, Henry Godwin.
12:53Aldo Montoya, the Portuguese man of war.
12:56Now remember, whoever wins the Royal Rumble match itself
13:00automatically earns a shot at the WWF championship
13:04at WrestleMania 11.
13:05Let me run the names of some more WWF superstars
13:08signed over the weekend for action in this year's Royal
13:10Rumble match.
13:11Moe and Mabel, who were eliminated from the tag team
13:15tournament, you may recall.
13:16You will also see the British Bulldog, Davey Boy Smith.
13:19The 1-2-3 Kid, Bob Holly.
13:22And listen very carefully, the people's choice,
13:25the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels.
13:28I know what you're thinking, Todd.
13:29The Heartbreak Kid isn't exactly that popular tonight.
13:32Well, I got news for you, pal.
13:34After the Royal Rumble, when the Heartbreak Kid
13:37is the last man standing, they're
13:40not only going to like me, they're going to love me.
13:43And that's a fact.
13:44By the way, Peddingillows, you have something better
13:46to be doing than bothering me?
13:48Get back to work, man.
13:49No, I was actually enjoying listening to that chant.
13:52Jesus, Jesus.
13:54There's not going to be any of this
13:55after the Royal Rumble either.
13:58Well, we'll see.
14:00Now speaking of Big Daddy Cool, he
14:02will defend the WWF championship at this year's Royal Rumble
14:06spectacular.
14:07When he faces two-time WWF champion,
14:10Bret the Hitman Hart.
14:12Not only is this the jackknife against the sharpshooter,
14:15it's also two of the most popular WWF superstars ever.
14:19Two members of the new WWF generation.
14:22But only one man can be champion.
14:24And the Hitman would love to wear the gold for a third time.
14:28Hey, it's nice to be back on Monday Night Raw.
14:31You know, I've just had the greatest Christmas.
14:35You know, it's just been a great Christmas.
14:36And it's the first time, like in 10 years,
14:39that I've been able to spend time with my family
14:41instead of being on the road somewhere wrestling
14:43or defending a title.
14:44Or I don't know, it makes me, here at Christmas this time,
14:47I had the opportunity to really appreciate
14:49all the good things that have come across my table.
14:52And despite what happened in the Survivor Series
14:54and losing the World Wrestling Federation championship,
14:57I'm really content.
14:58I feel rested.
14:59I feel 100%.
15:01And I got what I wanted for Christmas, which
15:03is a title shot against Diesel.
15:05To me, that's a great sign, the fact
15:07that Diesel's not going to hide behind the title.
15:10And I can't wait to the Royal Rumble
15:12to prove that I am still the best there is,
15:14and the best it was, and the best there ever will be.
15:17I still can't get over the fact that that lousy, rotten brother
15:20of mine cost me the title.
15:21But I'm not going to harp on that right now.
15:23I'll deal with Owen one thing, one time,
15:25you know, one step at a time.
15:27But first and foremost, I want to wish everybody
15:30the absolute best.
15:31Happy New Year.
15:32Great New Year.
15:34Except, Owen, I hope you have a rotten New Year.
15:38Now, folks, in addition to what we've already
15:39talked about here tonight, the WWF Intercontinental title
15:43also on the line at this year's Royal Rumble Spectacular.
15:46The bad guy, Razor Ramon, defends the gold
15:49against Double J, Jeff Jarrett.
15:51Can the bad guy get Jeff Jarrett in the razor's edge?
15:54Or will the man from Music City win his own Double J
15:57sweepstakes?
15:58We'll find out January the 22nd in Tampa.
16:01Plus, if that's not enough, you will also
16:04see the awesome Undertaker do battle
16:06with one of the WWF's greatest technical wrestlers, IRS.
16:11What role will the Druids play in this match?
16:13And who will they be?
16:14On the other hand, does any of that
16:16matter to the man from the dark side?
16:18Look, all you have to remember is the date, January 22nd,
16:227 o'clock Eastern, 4 Pacific, totally live from the Sun
16:25Dome in Tampa, Florida.
16:27It's the world's largest beach party,
16:29hosted by the hottest star on TV.
16:31That's right, Pamela Anderson from the hit TV show Baywatch
16:35will host this year's Royal Rumble Spectacular.
16:38Just doesn't get any bigger than this.
16:40We will see you at the Sun Dome.
16:42Right now, let's get back out the ringside
16:44with Vince and Shawn Michaels, who I understand
16:46has been calling Pamela Anderson's answering machine
16:49several times a day and harassing her.
16:52Hey, Shawn, haven't you seen the movie Disclosure?
16:55Yes, Pettengill, I've seen the movie.
16:58Pamela, baby, if you're out there listening, HBKid here.
17:02I just want you to know, no matter what you do to me,
17:05the Heartbreak Kid won't press charges.
17:09We're back, everyone, for more Monday Night Raw.
17:11Vince McMahon here, along with Shawn Michaels.
17:14And Mr. Michaels is headed to the WWF Royal Rumble,
17:18just like this man right here is.
17:20Yeah, here we go.
17:22What's he doing?
17:23I'll tell you what, I hope he's eliminated long
17:25before the Heartbreak Kid gets in there.
17:28Doesn't he make y'all itchy and scratchy just looking at him?
17:31Mike Curry, the square off against Henry Godwin.
17:34Make no mistake about the way this man is dressed
17:36or where he comes from, bitters Arkansas.
17:40He may be a hog farmer, all right,
17:42but he's quite an accomplished wrestler.
17:44Yes, he is.
17:45But you know how those hog farmers are from Arkansas.
17:47You know something?
17:48I noticed President Clinton one time coming out
17:49of the White House scratching himself up
17:51against one of the pillars.
17:52I guess they all do that from there.
17:54Well, there have been a number of strange incidents
17:56around the White House as of late.
17:57That's for sure.
17:58And there's Mr. Godwin's, I guess you
18:00would call it, slop bucket.
18:02Is that what it's known as?
18:03That's exactly what it is.
18:04That's where he carries his food for his little piggies.
18:06So wee, hippie, hippie.
18:08And a bit of a display of strength
18:11there on the part of Henry Godwin.
18:13Of course, at the Royal Rumble itself, ladies and gentlemen,
18:15the method of elimination is to throw your opponent or opponents
18:20over the top rope, and the feet of your opponent
18:23must hit the floor.
18:24And this big old hog farmer, one of the favorites, actually,
18:28to win this thing, along with King Kong Bundy, who's
18:30certainly a favorite.
18:31And who's going to get Mabel over the top rope?
18:34I want to know that.
18:35The Heartbreak Kid is going to get all three of them
18:37over the top rope if he has to, pal.
18:39I'm coming to the Royal Rumble for one thing.
18:42Yeah, what's that?
18:43I'm standing alone at the end.
18:44Ooh, I'm all itchy now.
18:46Jesus, driving me crazy.
18:48Well, in any event, I remind you, Shawn Michaels,
18:50that you don't have any friends anyhow.
18:52You're very much a loner.
18:53And that's exactly the way it's going to be in there
18:56in the Royal Rumble match.
18:58Every 60 seconds, one of the 30 participants
19:02enters the fray, making this the fastest and most furious
19:05Royal Rumble match ever.
19:07But you're not going to have any friends in there at all.
19:09It's every man for himself, no friends, only foes.
19:13And how are you going to fare against a man like, well,
19:15Lex Luger, or for that matter, The Dumpster?
19:18Who knows who's going to win this thing?
19:20Bob Backlund, former WWF champion, two times.
19:22I got news for you, like you said, no friends.
19:24Hey, I'm used to that.
19:26Fast and furious, who's faster and who's
19:28more furious than the Heartbreak Kid in the World Wrestling
19:31Federation?
19:31I'm telling you, I've got the biggest
19:33advantage out of everybody.
19:35And there's a little rumbler right there looking on.
19:38And that's Hog Farmer pretty much making mincemeat out
19:41of Mike Curry thus far.
19:43Well, you know, old Henry's not exactly a chick magnet,
19:46but I couldn't help but to notice
19:47to see a couple porkers in the crowd giving him the old eye.
19:50Well, let's get back to talking about the Rumble.
19:52I'm a part of the action.
19:53Let's talk about me and the Rumble.
19:54Well, all right, let's talk about you and the Rumble.
19:56I mean, let's talk about how you would fare when King Kong Bundy
19:59scoops you up and throws you out somewhere around the fifth
20:03and make that the sixth or seventh row.
20:04Not a chance.
20:05Not a chance.
20:06It's all in what number you pick.
20:08Hey, you never know.
20:09I might be the last man in.
20:10And if I'm number 30, who knows?
20:13I mean, we're not talking about individual competition
20:15here at all.
20:16And of course, the winner of the Royal Rumble
20:18faces the WWF champion, whomever he may be.
20:21That's right.
20:22And you can't have a Royal Rumble without the Heartbreak Kid.
20:25The Rumble is now complete, because the Kid
20:27is part of the action.
20:28Is that right?
20:29Oh, yeah.
20:30And then, of course, it's on to WrestleMania and the World
20:33Wrestling Federation Championship.
20:35All right, but then again, if you consider that,
20:37just who will be the World Wrestling Federation champion
20:40at WrestleMania?
20:41I mean, let's talk about, first of all, the Royal Rumble matchup.
20:44Who wins it between the Hitman Bret Hart and Big Daddy Cool Diesel?
20:47I got news for you.
20:48I know both these guys.
20:49Granted, the Heartbreak Kid knows Diesel much, much better.
20:52But these two guys are going to pound each other.
20:54Folks, if you think it's going to be pretty come Royal Rumble,
20:56it's not.
20:57But hey, I got news for you, man.
20:59Let me throw you a little curve here.
21:00Yeah.
21:01Who's to say it won't be Mr. Bob Backlund, who
21:03is the World Wrestling Federation champion,
21:05come even Royal Rumble time?
21:07Well, that could very well happen as well.
21:09Yes, indeed, it is Bob Backlund, ladies and gentlemen,
21:12facing Big Daddy Cool.
21:13Oh, my, a leg drop.
21:14And Shawn Michaels is in Bob Backlund's corner.
21:17That's on that Make-A-Wish tour.
21:19And if you had your wish, Shawn Michaels,
21:21you'd help Bob Backlund win the title and then double-cross Bob Backlund.
21:25That's exactly what you would do.
21:27Oh, do you really think I'm that kind of guy?
21:29Come on.
21:29Look at that.
21:30That's what's known as the slop drop, a very effective maneuver by Cover Hero.
21:36Well, not quite.
21:37A bit of rooting going on in the Henry Godwin dominating his opponent,
21:42Mike Curry, in an impressive debut on Monday Night Raw.
21:46Well, this big Arkansas hog farmer, Henry Godwin.
21:50And speaking of debuts, ladies and gentlemen,
21:52soon to make his debut on Monday Night Raw as well,
21:55one of the greats from the country of Japan, he's known as Hakushi,
21:59is soon going to be joining us.
22:01Yes, a tremendous influx of new WWF superstars headed to Monday Night Raw.
22:06Ease them up, bitch.
22:09Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
22:16WWF Raw is War.
22:46Hakushi, Gesundheit.
23:01Really?
23:01Well, you could be catching a cold, all right, or some sort of illness,
23:04because when we return, John Michaels is gonna be sick.
23:08Big Daddy Cool Diesel is a guest on the King's Court.
23:12The WWF Holiday Wish Tour is coming.
23:18Catch it live and in person tomorrow night as we make our way to LA and
23:22invade the Great Western Forum.
23:25Surprise someone with a late Christmas dinner, courtesy of the WWA.
23:29And on the 28th, we storm into the San Diego Sports Arena.
23:33On December 29th, we hit the Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim.
23:37And on the 30th, we plow into the Cobb Palace in San Francisco.
23:42Don't miss your only chance to catch the Holiday Wish Tour as it comes live to
23:46your town.
23:47And remember, partial proceeds benefit the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
23:53All right, here comes the big mouth.
23:54Yes, indeed, ladies and gentlemen, Jerry, the King Lawler and the King's Court.
23:58It's time for another edition of the King's Court.
24:01Yes, he did.
24:02And you know, the holidays are upon us.
24:06Brilliant deduction.
24:07At this time of the year, everybody has a wish.
24:12Just like you morons out there.
24:13Like, look at this lady right here.
24:15I bet you wish you weren't so ugly, don't you?
24:16You know, I gotta say- I thought your kind usually travel in packs.
24:20People are tired of being insulted by Jerry Lawler.
24:23Let's see.
24:24Oh, this lady over here.
24:25I bet you wish you weren't so fat, don't you, huh?
24:27I find no humor in it at all.
24:28You bust any toilet seats lately, hippo hips?
24:31Oh my goodness.
24:33I bet you wish your toupee looked a little more realistic, don't you?
24:39The rug's not on straight.
24:40Well, you know what?
24:42My guest on the King's Court this week, he had a wish too.
24:47And his wish came true November the 26th in Madison Square Garden.
24:53You've got that right.
24:54That's where he became the World Wrestling Federation Champion.
24:59I'm talking about none other than Big Daddy Cool Diesel.
25:06All right, a standing ovation, ladies and gentlemen.
25:10Yes, here he comes.
25:11Oh, seven feet of it.
25:13Over 300 pounds.
25:15The reigning World Wrestling Federation Champion.
25:18And right now you can't see it, but the man sitting next to me has just turned green.
25:24I mean bright green.
25:26Green with envy.
25:28Shawn Michaels.
25:29Take a look at Big Daddy Cool.
25:33I'm taking a look at him.
25:35I got news for you, Big Daddy and me.
25:37There's nothing between us but air tonight, my friend.
25:39Nothing but air.
25:41Yes, and that air is heating up, if you know what I mean.
25:45Oh, my.
25:45Yeah, the back rope.
25:49Yeah, Big Daddy Cool.
25:55Yes, indeed, the fireworks going off.
25:59Wherever you see the presence of this awesome individual,
26:02the World Wrestling Federation Champion.
26:05I gotta admit.
26:12You better get the glare out of his stare.
26:14I gotta admit, I'm pretty impressed.
26:17And just to show you, you know,
26:20I don't need an x-ray to show you that my heart's in the right place.
26:23I want to offer you my congratulations with a kingly handshake.
26:29How about that?
26:32Come on.
26:33Well, let's see.
26:37And there.
26:40Hey, look at this!
26:41No, no, no, no, no!
26:42No, no, no, no!
26:42No, no, no, no!
26:43No, no, no, no!
26:43No, no, no, no!
26:44No, no, no, no!
26:44No, no, no, no!
26:45No, no, no, no!
26:45No, no, no, no!
26:46No, no, no, no!
26:46No, no, no, no!
26:47Let go!
26:47Let go!
26:48Falling for one of the oldest pranks.
26:48Can you imagine that?
26:49Lawler, turning over a new leaf.
26:52You think that's funny, don't you, you morons?
26:55I find it particularly amusing.
26:57That is not funny.
26:58It'll be different when I'm around, pal.
27:00Let me tell you something.
27:02You know what my wish is, Diesel?
27:04My wish is to see Mr. Bob Backlund slap that cross-faced chicken wing on you.
27:11That's right.
27:11I wish I could see him get the cross-faced chicken wing on you.
27:15And he would pull that arm back.
27:17And he would stretch that face of yours around.
27:19And then it would be you begging.
27:21It would be you screaming and pleading.
27:24Let go, Mr. Bob Backlund.
27:26Let go.
27:26And it might happen too, Diesel.
27:28It might happen right here on a holiday wish tour.
27:31It might happen this week in California.
27:33What do you think about that?
27:34You know why?
27:35Because Shawn Michaels has told Mr. Bob Backlund everything there is to know about you, Diesel.
27:42That's right.
27:43And nobody knows you better than Shawn Michaels.
27:45You know that.
27:46It was Shawn Michaels who brought you into the World Wrestling Federation.
27:49It was Shawn Michaels who guided you to the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team titles.
27:54It was Shawn Michaels who led you to the Intercontinental title.
27:58And then you know what Shawn Michaels did?
28:00He allowed you, Diesel.
28:02He allowed you to become what no other man in history has ever been.
28:07That's to hold all the belts in the World Wrestling Federation.
28:11He allowed you to become the World Wrestling Federation champion.
28:15Out of the goodness of my heart.
28:16Because that should have been Shawn Michaels' match.
28:18He should be the champion right now.
28:20That's right.
28:22That's right.
28:23And you know what?
28:24You know what?
28:25I hope Shawn Michaels is right at ringside.
28:28I hope he's right there to hear you scream and plead when Mr. Backlund puts that chicken
28:33wing on you.
28:34Because he's told him all about you.
28:35And don't worry.
28:36Bob Backlund's done his homework on you too.
28:39He's been to the library.
28:40He's looked up your family tree.
28:41He's found out you're the sap, Diesel.
28:43And he's gonna get you.
28:44It's gonna happen.
28:45I promise you that.
28:46He's gonna have you screaming.
28:48He's gonna have you pleading.
28:50And you know what, Diesel?
28:51Speaking of wishes, I bet you wish you'd never opened that big mouth of yours.
28:56I bet you wish that you had never told Bret the Hitman Hart that he could have a title
29:03shot.
29:03But you didn't.
29:05You didn't.
29:05You're gonna have to pull that big size 18 foot out of your mouth.
29:08Because I heard you with my own ears.
29:10And so did all of these idiots.
29:12Right after you won the belt.
29:13You came right here on Monday Night Raw.
29:15And you told Bret the Hitman Hart.
29:17You stood there and you said, well, Hitman.
29:20I hope you get well.
29:22I hope you're well real soon.
29:24And when you do get well, any time, any place, you can have a title shot.
29:28Didn't you say that?
29:30Well, now he's set the time.
29:31And he's set the place.
29:33It's gonna be at the Royal Rumble in Tampa, Florida.
29:36And you know the old saying, if the left one don't get you, the right one will.
29:41If the chicken wing don't get you, the sharpshooter will.
29:45Bret the Hitman Hart will slap that sharpshooter on you.
29:48And you'll be history.
29:49Do you understand that?
29:51My wish is, my final wish, is that you and Bret the Hitman Hart eliminate each other.
29:57That you're both out of the World Wrestling Federation for good.
30:01That's my, no, no.
30:03My final wish is that I never even ask you to come out here on the King's Court to begin with.
30:08Wait, that's about time.
30:11I got a wish.
30:14I got a wish, King.
30:16I wish you'd shut your mouth.
30:19Oh, my goodness.
30:22He's changed.
30:23He's changed.
30:23Hey, wait a minute.
30:25Wait a minute.
30:25Diesel has the crown and the King goes to the ropes to the outside.
30:30Yes, indeed.
30:32This man, Douse, is talking with physicality.
30:37Oh, my goodness, that crown has been-
30:40It looks like the Cowardly Lion.
30:42And when he faces the Hulk again, I'm gonna send him back to Oz.
30:46Oh, there you go, ladies and gentlemen.
30:49The man who leads the new WWF Generation.
30:54Seven feet, 300 plus pounds.
30:57He's the World Wrestling Federation Champion.
31:00He is Big Daddy Cruel Diesel.
31:04That's the law.
31:05And the Heartbreak Kid is gonna knock the crown off him.
31:08And next, he's gonna knock that belt off him around his waist and put it around his arm.
31:13And he's so concerned, Diesel is, with those comments that,
31:16well, it's time for a little siesta.
31:19Ha, ha, ha.
31:21We'll be back.
31:24The WWF Tag Team Championship Tournament currently ongoing,
31:28exclusively on WWF Superstars.
31:31We mentioned before that Bam Bam Bigelow and Tataka have advanced.
31:35Well, this past weekend, there was a match between the Bushwhackers and
31:38the Heavenly Bodies as we pick up the action here.
31:41Butch is taking it to the Doctor of Desire, Tom Prichard.
31:44And you see on the far side, the manager,
31:46Jim Cornette, who distracts the official.
31:48And just then, Del Rey scoops the ankle.
31:51The official turns around, and the three count.
31:54An unfortunate occurrence for the Bushwhackers, nonetheless.
31:58The Gigolo, Jimmy Del Rey, along with his tag team partner, the Doctor of Desire,
32:03the Heavenly Bodies advance.
32:05However, this coming weekend, what a matchup.
32:08Yes, it's the Head Shrieker squaring off against Jim, the Anvil Nightheart,
32:13and his partner, the King of Hearts, Owen.
32:15That will be exclusively on WWF Superstars this coming weekend.
32:21Things are starting to shape up nicely in the tag team tournament, aren't they, McMahon?
32:25Yes, indeed.
32:25And a reminder that the finals of the tag team tournament will take place,
32:30of course, at the WWF Royal Rumble.
32:35And speaking of that,
32:37Quang, of course, is headed to the WWF Royal Rumble, one of the 30 participants.
32:41And he never can tell who's gonna win the Royal Rumble matchup itself.
32:47Maybe an underdog.
32:48Hey, how about this?
32:49Maybe it's Dick Murdoch.
32:51Oh, I don't think so.
32:51A blast from the past.
32:54Way from the past.
32:55Way back.
32:56Way, way, way back.
32:57Wait a minute, he's a fellow Texan.
33:00Doesn't matter.
33:01Doesn't matter to you, does it?
33:01There are no friends in the Royal Rumble, pal.
33:04Have you ever had any friends?
33:05I mean, any true friends?
33:08No, that's what I thought.
33:09Quang now, ladies and gentlemen, ready to lock up with Rich Myers.
33:11Give me a second.
33:12Give you a second.
33:13We'll give you plenty of time as Quang and the standing side headlock.
33:17And how about, ladies and gentlemen, what we saw earlier on.
33:22Wait a minute.
33:23Look at this.
33:24Myers with a dropkick.
33:25And Quang having some problems.
33:27Myers, not very tentative, taking it to Quang.
33:29And a reversal there, but-
33:31Well, that was unusual.
33:33See what happens when these losers try to come on to the superstars of the World Wrestling
33:37Federation.
33:37All you do is make them mad, and then we make you look stupid.
33:40I see.
33:40Well, Howard Finkel, of course, ladies and gentlemen, just last week inadvertently pulled
33:45the pants down of Harvey Wibbleman, who manages, of course, Quang.
33:47And Harvey, of course, manages well done in a losing effort.
33:52Oh, my goodness, what a maneuver that was by Quang.
33:55Harvey's got nice legs, though, you got to admit.
33:57Oh, nice legs, please.
33:59Quang pretty much dominating Rich Myers.
34:02And earlier on, we picked up these pre-recorded comments by ring announcer Howard Finkel.
34:06I was very happy to be a part of the Bushwackers' victory last week.
34:10And Harvey, I apologize for pulling your pants down.
34:13But I was only trying to prevent you from interfering.
34:17Oh, my goodness.
34:18I'm telling you, I have never seen a bigger pinhead than that guy right there.
34:24If he's not careful, Harvey Wibbleman is going to smack him around.
34:28Goodness, what a chop by Quang.
34:30Well, there certainly is no love lost between Howard Finkel and Harvey Wibbleman.
34:35And I'll tell you, Harvey is over the hip.
34:38Harvey, as of late, has really been insulting Howard Finkel.
34:42I mean, really embarrassing him on television.
34:44Well, come on, can you blame him?
34:45Look at Finkel.
34:47He's a joke waiting to be told.
34:50I would beg to differ with that point of view.
34:52By the way, with a point of view, ladies and gentlemen, is Vinny Pazianza,
34:56who dropped by the action zone recently.
34:58And Vinny is standing by for commentary on his upcoming bout
35:03with the one and only Hands of Stone.
35:06I got news for you.
35:07The Spaz better not be trash talking to HB Kid,
35:09or he's going to get more than he can handle.
35:11Yes, it's-
35:12Oh, look at this.
35:12Roberto Duran squaring off against Vinny Pazianza on January 14th
35:17in Atlantic City, ladies and gentlemen, at the convention hall.
35:21And Vinny always a longtime fan of the WWF and Monday Night Raw.
35:26And he is standing by for comments.
35:28Rich Myers with a-
35:29Oh, Kemp got a clever maneuver.
35:31And unfortunately, Quang caught him.
35:34Trying to take a page out of the 1, 2, 3 kids book.
35:36Said he looks like the 1, 2, 3 dork.
35:38By the way, Stephanie Wyan from Live Event News standing by outside the locker room.
35:42Oh my, apparently of Ted DiBiase.
35:44And we'll pick up that later on in a count of three here.
35:48A victory for Quang as Quang heads to the WWF Royal Rumble.
35:53One of the 30 participants, ladies and gentlemen,
35:56to compete for the honors of whomever will face the WWF champion at WrestleMania.
36:02Quang in the Rumble.
36:05What about it?
36:06What a rumble it's going to be.
36:07Not only the Royal Rumble, the rumble, ladies and gentlemen,
36:09that Vinny Pazianza is going to be in.
36:11Of course, when he squares off against Roberto Duran,
36:13and notwithstanding your viewpoint, I believe standing by right of Vinny.
36:18Can you hear us?
36:19Oh, I hear you loud and clear.
36:21I hear everything.
36:22Well, what we're going to hear on Saturday night, January the 14th in Atlantic City
36:26is that bell ring.
36:28You're squaring off against Roberto Duran, the Hands of Stone.
36:31And Shawn Michaels is choosing Duran to take it.
36:34What about it?
36:35Shawn Michaels, I tell you what, after I get rid of Duran,
36:40Shawn Michaels, I'd like to get some of you, those dangling earrings of yours.
36:43I'd like that.
36:44Oh, I'm quivering.
36:45I'd like some of that.
36:45The beefy deals.
36:46All right.
36:47Well, the first matchup saw you knocked down by Roberto Duran.
36:50Will there be a repeat of that?
36:52Hell no.
36:53Hell, no shot that's going to happen again.
36:55I liked it the first time, Vince, but once is enough.
36:58I can't respect that.
36:59Another question would be, is this what you normally do on a Monday night?
37:03Oh, yeah.
37:03I train late, Vince.
37:05I get psyched up when Monday Night Raw comes on.
37:07And I do my best work late at night anyways.
37:09You know what I mean, Vince?
37:10Yeah, I think we've got it.
37:13Vinny, Shawn Michaels would like to know why they call you the Paz-manian Devil.
37:17Because I'm wild.
37:19I'm like, I'm crazy.
37:21You know, you never know what's going to happen when I get in there.
37:23You're right, stupid.
37:23I start spinning, throwing punches from all angles.
37:27I'll get some of that, Shawn Michaels, too, if he keeps up his Duran talk.
37:32And what about Santa?
37:33Did you get what you wanted for Christmas?
37:35Oh, yeah.
37:36You know what I got, everybody?
37:38I got everybody.
37:39Panamanian smash-up dolls.
37:42So they're sticking them right now like I'm going to stick them Saturday night, January 14th.
37:48Voodoo dolls.
37:49Panamanian voodoo dolls.
37:50All right, there you have it.
37:51I can't wait.
37:51I'm psyched.
37:52He is psyched and ready for action.
37:54Vinny Pazianza.
37:56When we return, ladies and gentlemen, in action, the one and only Undertaker.
38:04Another new WWF superstar is on his way to see action here in the World Wrestling Federation.
38:11He is the Supreme Fighting Machine, Kama.
38:13He's tougher than Tyson.
38:17More menacing than Seagal.
38:22And faster than Van Damme.
38:27He's Kama, the Supreme Fighting Machine.
38:31330 pounds of thickly muscled beef in perpetual motion.
38:36And he's coming to the World Wrestling Federation.
38:42Even you, Shawn Michaels, have to state that as a very impressive athlete.
38:46Kama, no question about it.
38:47I got your news for you.
38:48If that Kama cat wants trouble here in the World Wrestling Federation,
38:51he better tell people who's better looking than Shawn Michaels.
38:54Stephanie Ryan is standing by back in the locker room area.
38:57Apparently, there's something going on with Ted DiBiase.
39:00Stephanie, can you hear us?
39:02Yes, I can hear you, Vince.
39:03I'm here with million-dollar man Ted DiBiase, who has just learned of Lex Luger's and the
39:08British Bulldogs' challenge to his corporate team of Tatanka and Bam Bam Bigelow.
39:12Ted, what do you have to say about this?
39:14What do I have to say?
39:15Let me tell you two muscleheads something.
39:16You want to challenge my corporation?
39:18You want to match with my guys?
39:20I can't believe.
39:22The question is, Ted, will you accept the offer?
39:24They want to match.
39:25You want to match?
39:26You've got to match.
39:27You've got to match.
39:28There you have it, Vince.
39:29Back to you and Shawn.
39:31All right, Stephanie, thank you very much.
39:33And we will try to confirm that tag team matchup for you for next week here on Monday Night Raw.
39:38Oh, yeah.
39:39However, speaking of action, up next, the one and the only Undertaker.
39:47We're back with our Monday Night Raw.
39:49What about it, ladies and gentlemen?
39:51Next week, the tag team match against Lex Luger and the British Bulldog
39:55against Ted DiBiase's team of Bam Bam and Tatanka.
39:59You would think Lex Luger would have had it up to here with a million dollar corporation,
40:02but I guess he's just a glutton for punishment.
40:04And next week, he's going to get it.
40:05Oh, yeah.
40:06And speaking of-
40:08Oh, my goodness.
40:11Hey, what is that?
40:14Hey, that's scary.
40:15That's scary.
40:17Shawn Michaels has his own flashlight.
40:19It will pale in comparison to the length of the urn.
40:24Do I look scary?
40:24Do I look scary?
40:26As a matter of fact, everyone has that same expression on their face, Jess.
40:31His capacity to crowd his fall bearer leads this phenom to the square circle.
40:36The same man who moves square off against Erwin R.
40:40Shyster, The Undertaker.
40:43You know, they say there's only two things in life you can count on,
40:45and that's nothing Texas.
40:47The Undertaker and IRS set to settle it all at the Royal Rumble.
40:50As a matter of fact, Erwin R. Shyster has been very busy as of late.
40:56Obviously, Darryl Strawberry having problems with IRS and a host of other athletes and entertainers.
41:02Absolutely no one is safe from the IRS.
41:05Even the killer himself, Jerry Lee Lewis, has stooped so low he's got his own 900 number
41:09just to rake in a little cash to pay off IRS.
41:13The Undertaker, ladies and gentlemen, brings us to light.
41:16Yes, the Brooklyn Brawler set to square off against this extraordinary athlete,
41:20The Undertaker.
41:21And The Undertaker against Erwin R. Shyster.
41:24Shyster, of course, with the Druids in his corner.
41:27Oh my, look at that ghoulish look on the kisser of fall bearer.
41:31Sort of reminiscent of the way that Andre Agassi looks now with his new haircut.
41:36Can you believe that?
41:37Well, not that ghoulish.
41:38I thought image was everything, Andre.
41:40And look at this, Jess.
41:42The Undertaker set for action here on Monday Night Raw.
41:47Is he looking at you or fall bearer?
41:50Welcome back, everyone, to more Monday Night Raw.
41:52This was the busiest shopping day of the year.
41:55And the hottest item this holiday is the companion Monday Night Raw video,
42:00Secrets and Strategies.
42:01Like I showed you a couple of weeks ago, Fit Man,
42:04nobody has more tips for you than the HB kid.
42:07I know the superstars of the World Wrestling Federation like the back of my hand.
42:10Yes, but you weren't too happy with the release as well of the Survivor Series.
42:14That's when we see you taking off in your automobile, getting out of Dodge.
42:18And what about Paul Bear's hits from the crypt?
42:23And when, yes,
42:25Paul Bear does like anybody stealing his urn full of Christmas cookies.
42:29Is that what's in there?
42:30Sure, look at him.
42:31Just call him Love Chunks.
42:33No way.
42:35It might be, however, the ghost of Christmas cookies past.
42:38You never can tell.
42:40Only past because he's devoured them all by now.
42:42Wait a minute, wait a minute.
42:43Here comes the brawler and the brawler.
42:45We're down to canvas.
42:47Yes, indeed, the brawler knows full well that The Undertaker is one of the
42:51more ruthless individuals here in the World Wrestling Federation.
42:55Speaking of that, here it goes.
42:56Promotional copy provided by Shawn Michaels for here on USA.
43:01Tomorrow, Clint Eastwood tracks down a band of ruthless cutthroats in the classic western,
43:06The Outlaw, Josie Wales, the USA movie, tomorrow night at 9, 8 o'clock Central.
43:11Oh, yes.
43:13Oh, my goodness, and a suplex there by The Undertaker.
43:17I got news for you.
43:18You're gonna have to do a little better than a headlock to bring down The Undertaker.
43:22More like a date with a Louisville slugger.
43:24Or perhaps a sleeper hold applied by Erwin R.
43:28Shyster with maybe even a little help from his friends on the outside, the Druids.
43:33Who knows?
43:34You always use a little help from your friends.
43:36Of course, I ain't got one.
43:37But then again, I don't need no help.
43:39I see.
43:40Undertaker on the top, ladies and gentlemen.
43:43Walking that top rope and down.
43:46Across the back, the Brooklyn Brother meeting the canvas.
43:50I'll tell you what, it's been a long time since we've seen The Undertaker.
43:53Conspicuous by his absence, perhaps?
43:56Yes, indeed.
43:56Some three months here on Monday Night Raw.
43:58And of course, everyone remembers the tremendous return of The Undertaker and
44:04the ultimate demise of Yokozuna.
44:07Hey, how about a free plug for the Heartbreak Hotel, huh?
44:10Can I do it?
44:10Can I do it?
44:11The Heartbreak-
44:12Please, let's stay with the action here.
44:13The Undertaker against the Brooklyn Brawler.
44:16And the brawler is yet to mount an offensive.
44:20I've got The Undertaker on my show.
44:21Heartbreak Hotel.
44:22Oh, yeah.
44:23You have what?
44:23I have The Undertaker on my show.
44:25The Undertaker's gonna be on the Heartbreak Hotel?
44:27Yeah, that's right.
44:28I'm looking forward to that.
44:31Oh, my goodness.
44:32That Paul Bearer is ugly, but now he's doubly ugly.
44:35With a moustache like that, there's no way he's gonna make Entertainment Magazine's
44:38Entertainer of the Year.
44:40Which, by the way, I have a problem with.
44:41Tom Hanks won this year.
44:42What about the Heartbreak Kid?
44:45What about Double J?
44:46Jeff Jarrett, he thinks he's the Entertainer of the Year, for sure.
44:49Or maybe The Century.
44:50Double J, allegedly, here on Monday Night Raw next week is actually finally gonna sing.
44:56That's right, the long-awaited singing debut of Double J.
44:59I can hardly wait.
45:00I'm so excited.
45:01And, of course, in addition to the tag team matchup announced earlier on,
45:05Lex Luger, my!
45:07And the British Bulldog teaming up against Native American Tataka and Bam, Bam Bigelow.
45:14And that tag match has nothing to do with the ongoing tournament.
45:17That's right, and Lex Luger and the British Bulldog are gonna be singing.
45:20They're gonna be singing the blues next week.
45:22Uh-oh.
45:26The Undertaker, ladies and gentlemen, giving the sign a scoop.
45:30And, oh, no!
45:31Watch this!
45:32Here it comes!
45:33The dreaded Tombstone!
45:35The Undertaker with the Brooklyn Broiler in!
45:38Oh!
45:39And Brooklyn is down now underneath Bronx.
45:42The cover, the count, and the Undertaker.
45:49Well, there you go.
45:51And the Undertaker is gonna be with Shawn Michaels this coming weekend on the Heartbreak Hotel.
45:57Rest assured, though, the Heartbreak Kid will not wind up in the Tombstone.
46:02Oh, really?
46:03Oh, really.
46:05And the lights have gone out again!
46:08The Undertaker.
46:10And certainly put the lights out.
46:12Hey, wait a minute.
46:14Look at that.
46:15Rollin' on Shyster!
46:16IRS is out here!
46:18And here we go!
46:19Now we're gonna see it.
46:20We don't have to wait till the Royal Rumble.
46:22We're gonna get to see it right here tonight on Monday Night Raw.
46:25As Pamela Anderson would say to you, not tonight, Shawn Michaels!