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00:00Tonight, Native American Tataka, enjoying the spoils of his new million dollar
00:05lifestyle, attempts to add a capital asset to Ted DiBiase's corporation.
00:10However, with the Intercontinental Championship on the line,
00:15the two-time title holder, Razor Ramon, is the man with the gold,
00:19who will try to hold off Tataka's greed tonight, here on Monday Night Raw.
00:24Welcome everyone to Unica, New York.
00:34Welcome to the Unica Memorial Auditorium.
00:44Welcome to the site of the Intercontinental Championship.
00:52Welcome to the site of the Intercontinental Championship matchup.
00:56And welcome once again to Monday Night Raw.
01:00Our guest tonight, along with a much-loved man, Randy Orton.
01:05Joining us, our colleagues broadcasting in Spanish, Ed Trucco and Carlos Cabrera.
01:10Hola.
01:11Hola.
01:12And joining us tonight, ladies and gentlemen, Jerry The King Lawler.
01:16And the King's guest will be the British Bulldog.
01:19Let me tell you something about the Bulldog.
01:21His bite is much worse than his bark.
01:24And in tag-team action, who else but the tag-team champions,
01:27the 7-foot Diesel and his partner, the boy toy, Shawn Michaels.
01:32And of course, Randy Savage,
01:33that brings us back to the Intercontinental Championship matchup.
01:36What about it?
01:37The eyes of the world are not in Los Angeles,
01:39but they're right here in Unica, New York, tonight.
01:41And this might as well be the courtroom.
01:43The jury's been selected, and the trial's about to begin.
01:47And let me tell you something,
01:48Tataka's got all the resources in the world
01:50because he's a part of DBI.
01:52He's corporation.
01:53But Razor Ramon's got the championship belt.
01:56And as we all know, possession is nine-tenths of the law.
02:01How about that?
02:02From Randy Savage to Barrister, huh?
02:04Exactly.
02:06Get it on.
02:07Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
02:08Native American Tataka on his way,
02:12along with the Million Dollar Man.
02:14Let the game begin.
02:18This contest, scheduled for one fall,
02:21is for the World Wrestling Federation
02:24Intercontinental Championship.
02:27Entering the ring, along with the Million Dollar Man
02:31and DBL fan, is the challenger,
02:34from Pembroke, North Carolina,
02:37weighing 250 pounds,
02:41Tataka!
02:45Well, they don't like him here, that's for sure.
02:47I'm not too sure that Tataka's liked anywhere these days.
02:53Native American Tataka
02:56is missing only one thing,
02:58and Ted DiBiase is bound to give it to him,
03:00a championship belt to wear around his waist.
03:03And tonight, Tataka will do perhaps just that,
03:07wear the belt if, in fact, he defeats the bad guy,
03:10Razor Ramon.
03:12And here we go.
03:13What a way to kick off Monday Night Raw, yeah!
03:17Weighing 287 pounds,
03:20the World Wrestling Federation
03:23Intercontinental Champion,
03:26Razor Ramon!
03:30Yeah, there's capacity in the crowd
03:32turning out to see the bad guy
03:34defend the Intercontinental Championship.
03:37There he is!
03:39And look at the gold!
03:41Dripping, was it?
03:43Two-time, you got it right, Ray.
03:46However, what sort of devious tactics do you think
03:50the Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase,
03:52will conjure up tonight?
03:55You know, Tataka used to be all about pride,
03:58but nobody's proud of him anymore,
04:00not even the next generation.
04:02Yes, indeed!
04:05Razor!
04:07Oh, yeah!
04:11This guy's career's on fire, so to speak.
04:14Ha, ha, ha!
04:16He's glowing!
04:21Razor Ramon!
04:22The lock-up with Tataka!
04:25And here we go!
04:28Razor Ramon!
04:29The lock-up with Tataka!
04:32And you can only find it in the WWF
04:35and tonight on Monday Night Raw.
04:41All right, what kind of a match do you look for here, Randy Savage?
04:44I'm gonna tell you something.
04:46Look what's around Razor Ramon's waist.
04:48Yeah.
04:49Tataka wants it real, real bad,
04:51and just like Razor Ramon's giving the warning
04:53about the gold like he's done it before,
04:56this is what they're all about,
04:57and we're gonna see who's who and what's what.
05:00I think DiBiase, and for that matter, Tataka,
05:02will do absolutely anything to capture
05:04the Intercontinental title here tonight.
05:06But will it be enough?
05:10Intense expression on Tataka from behind!
05:12Wait a minute!
05:13Tataka attacking Razor Ramon from behind!
05:16The match officially underway now!
05:18A tremendous jump by Tataka!
05:19That's the start that DiBiase and Tataka were looking for
05:22right there, and they got it their way.
05:24Tataka measuring the bad guy.
05:28Tataka chopping away on Razor Ramon,
05:30caught him from behind.
05:31Uh-oh!
05:32But Razor attempting to retaliate and doing just that.
05:37It looks like we're not gonna see
05:38much of a scientific matchup for tonight.
05:40To the buckle with authority!
05:42Oh, but look at that!
05:43To the far side as well!
05:44Tataka over the head!
05:45Those chops, punches, and turnbuckles
05:47came all the way from Miami!
05:49They certainly did!
05:51And Tataka clothesline over the top rope to the outside!
05:57Yes, sir!
06:01It all started with Ted DiBiase and Native American Tataka
06:06at the Survivor Series.
06:07If you recall, everyone was-
06:09I'll take apart that SummerSlam.
06:10Everyone was questioning whether or not
06:12Rex Luger had sold out to Ted DiBiase.
06:16And much to everyone's surprise,
06:18it was Tataka all along.
06:20Yeah, but Razor Ramon doesn't have a price
06:22just like Lex Luger didn't have a price.
06:26All right, back into the ring now.
06:28Tataka trying to settle things down.
06:30Got off to a rocky start there.
06:32Let's see what plan B comes up with.
06:35Tell you what, it's man-on-man right now.
06:38And quick to the inside.
06:39Tataka staying there now,
06:40lifting a new series of knee lifts.
06:43Tataka chopping away.
06:45Tataka considerably more aggressive
06:47now that he's under the leadership,
06:48if you will, of Ted DiBiase.
06:53And Tataka measuring Razor Ramon now.
06:56You know, on the surface,
06:57Tataka, this has been good for him to sign with DiBiase
06:59because, look, he's already got a title shot
07:01right here on Monday Night Raw.
07:03Oh, yeah.
07:04Ted DiBiase, unquestionably,
07:05has his influence in the WWF.
07:07Make no mistake about that.
07:09Razor catching Tataka.
07:11Razor winding up the Native American.
07:13Oh, no.
07:14What a clothesline by Tataka.
07:15Tataka showed me something right now,
07:17but I'll tell you something,
07:19Tataka getting a shot
07:20and getting the belt are two different things.
07:25And Tataka capitalizing
07:27on Razor Ramon's condition at the moment.
07:30Tataka turning his back
07:31on all of his fellow Native Americans
07:33at one time, one time only.
07:35And now, he's got a title shot.
07:37Tataka turning his back
07:38on all of his fellow Native Americans
07:40at one time, unquestionably.
07:42A positive role model.
07:44And now, selling out to Ted DiBiase.
07:46I guess they-
07:47Oh, look at that!
07:49That's called the old equalizer.
07:54And when it comes to mixing it up street style,
07:57you don't want to do that
07:58with a man like Razor Ramon.
08:01Razor from Miami knows exactly what he's doing.
08:04I like Razor Ramon.
08:05He's from the macho family, oozing machismo.
08:08Dig it?
08:09That's it?
08:12And Razor continuing to work
08:13on the left arm and shoulder
08:15of Native American Tataka.
08:19There's one man, ladies and gentlemen,
08:21watching this match, no doubt,
08:22who would like very much to be in there.
08:24And a nice takedown by Razor.
08:26And of course, that would be Lex Luger.
08:29Lex Luger with no love lost whatsoever
08:31as it relates to Native American Tataka.
08:33Just as Tataka attacks Razor
08:35before the match officially began,
08:37from behind, that's exactly the way
08:40he went about attacking Lex Luger
08:42at SummerSlam from Chicago.
08:44Yeah, what a setback that was
08:45for Lex Luger at SummerSlam,
08:47but I'll tell you what,
08:48Lex Luger's the type of guy,
08:49fall down five times, get up six,
08:51Lex will be back the red, white, and blue.
08:53Yes.
08:55Top press lockdown.
08:57And Tataka measuring the strength
09:00of the bad guy, Razor Ramon.
09:03And Razor with a bit of a leverage advantage.
09:06And wait a minute,
09:08a handful of hair, whoa!
09:10Razor's no stranger to pulling hair,
09:12he can do it too.
09:15And to the hammer line.
09:20Tataka, well conditioned
09:22as Ted DiBiase looks on his protege.
09:26Elbow to the-
09:27A well-placed elbow right there.
09:31Tataka already accustomed
09:33to riding around in limousines.
09:37Accustomed to the easy life, if you will.
09:39Look at this.
09:41But there is no easy way
09:43to the championship as Tataka's finding out,
09:45but he's pouring it on Razor right now.
09:47We're gonna find out if Tataka's
09:48spoiled by the limousines, he's gotta-
09:50Oh, and a slap.
09:51He's gotta get it done right now against Razor.
09:53Off the rope, the elbow finds its mark.
09:56Tataka cover, one, two, and-
09:59A kick out by Razor.
10:00Tataka's looking good so far.
10:06Ramon, back to his feet.
10:08And another chop.
10:10Tataka, off the rope, and a-
10:12Oh!
10:15Tataka literally tried to chop Razor Ramon.
10:19Down to nothing, off the rope again, and-
10:22Oh, this time Razor sidestepped
10:23a few times to the outside.
10:26Ramon sidestepped the oncoming Tataka,
10:28who went over the top rope to the outside.
10:31And Tataka is having his problems,
10:35deviacy, over to console the Native American.
10:38Tataka chopped himself out.
10:42Razor wisely staying in the ring
10:44as opposed to going outside.
10:50And Tataka now, back up on the apron,
10:52Tataka now, back up on the apron,
10:54Razor alone, connecting with a hard right hand.
10:56Razor alone, letting him back in the ring.
10:58Razor's guarding his territory right there.
11:00He's drawing a line.
11:02Tataka, back up on the-
11:03And he goes back down again!
11:07Come on, Tataka, don't let him do that.
11:08How do you like the bleep bleeps, Tataka?
11:11Yeah!
11:12Tataka, back up on the apron.
11:14Razor charges, missing for the roundhouse.
11:16Tataka-
11:17Oh, no, what a maneuver.
11:19I think Tataka just made the big leaps.
11:23He's not giving me the look of love right there.
11:27No, he's not giving anyone that look.
11:29Except the almighty dollar.
11:32And look at this, Tataka.
11:33Come on, ref, get in there.
11:38Razor Ramon, at best, get himself together.
11:41Now it's the bad guy to the outside.
11:47Tataka on the outside with Razor Ramon.
11:51They're going at it on the outside.
11:53We're gonna have to take this break.
11:55We'll be right back with more-
11:56It's all over.
12:00Welcome back, everyone.
12:01We are indeed in Utica.
12:02We are live from Memorial Elementary.
12:04It's Monday night while the Intercontinental Championship
12:06is up for grabs.
12:07There's the champion on the outside.
12:09During the break, Tataka pretty much taking it to Razor Ramon.
12:13No failure to communicate over here.
12:15Both guys want the belt and they're gonna fight about it.
12:20Razor Ramon.
12:22Oh, wait a minute.
12:25Tataka chomping away and setting up Razor.
12:28What's he doing now?
12:30Look at that, right back into the apron.
12:32Unbelievably vicious.
12:34And again.
12:37And a chop.
12:38Yes.
12:39Tataka on a collision course somewhere down the line
12:41with Lex Luger.
12:44Tataka's a lot more aggressive since he's been with Dunne,
12:46DiBiase, that guy right there.
12:48Yes, indeed.
12:51He loves money, no doubt about it.
12:54When Tataka faces Lex Luger,
12:56he just might be the Intercontinental Champion.
12:59That may be a title matchup.
13:02Because right now, Tataka is really taking it to the bad guy.
13:10Listen to that, put him away, says the Million Dollar Man.
13:13Razor, a fighting champion.
13:16Razor.
13:17Razor.
13:18Oh, and a cover.
13:19One, two, and three.
13:21No, two.
13:23Tataka's getting ready to shock the world.
13:25He's close.
13:26He's close to beating Razor Ramon for the belt.
13:32Ted DiBiase on the outside.
13:33He can almost taste that gold.
13:36That's the only thing that he doesn't have.
13:38Money can't buy championships in the WWF.
13:43Ted DiBiase, perhaps just minutes away
13:46from having his man, one of his men, that is Tataka,
13:50wear the gold around the waist.
13:52Razor, to the ropes, coming off.
13:54Oh, right in the butt of the jaw.
13:56I'd hate to see Tataka get the belt
13:58because he could write a book on shortcuts, no doubt about it.
14:05Tataka with a look of disdain on his face for this capacity crowd.
14:12Razor being set up.
14:16And Tataka with the abdominal stretch.
14:21Tataka clearly trying to wear down Razor Ramon,
14:24and his tactics thus far have been quite effective.
14:27I've got to tell you, he's doing the thing right now.
14:29Look at this.
14:30We've got some extra leverage going on on the outside.
14:34He would cheat.
14:35He would steal.
14:36He would do anything, DiBiase.
14:42Come on, Razor, get some momentum going, brother.
14:46Look at this.
14:51Referee quickly over to the near side to check it out.
14:54Razor Ramon battling against all odds.
14:57More than an admonition there for Tataka.
15:03Tataka in no rush.
15:06He knows that Razor can turn around at any moment.
15:08He is slowly sapping the strength of the bad guy, Razor Ramon.
15:13I'll tell you, Razor Ramon needs a minor miracle right now.
15:18The Intercontinental Championship is up for grabs.
15:21And perhaps history is in the making here.
15:26Tataka.
15:28Right away.
15:31The Macho Man brought out Tataka under the tutelage.
15:35I'll tell you, DiBiase gets the title shot.
15:37Oh, no.
15:38There they go at it again.
15:39Look at this.
15:40This is too much.
15:41Break it up.
15:42That's it.
15:43Break it up.
15:44You saw it.
15:45Call it.
15:46Break it.
15:47And now Tataka really pointing.
15:48Look at this.
15:50This is plan C, D, and E all at one time by Tataka.
15:55He's unloading on Razor Ramon.
15:59And Ted DiBiase is enjoying the matchup as we speak.
16:04Razor Ramon whipped to the far side.
16:06Set up now by Tataka.
16:07Wait a minute.
16:08Reversal.
16:09Reversal.
16:11Reversal.
16:14A counter to the counter.
16:18And over the head.
16:20Razor.
16:21Razor doesn't have the power.
16:22On the elbow.
16:23And now misses.
16:25Tataka.
16:26Counting his chickens before they hatch there.
16:28Attempting to drop the elbow.
16:33Both men back to their feet.
16:35A block.
16:36A hard right hand.
16:37Oh, right across the jaw.
16:38Another block.
16:39Another right.
16:40Hammering away.
16:42Razor, yes.
16:43Oh, my goodness.
16:45Nobody throws a right hand like Razor Ramon.
16:48That looked like Lennox Lewis going down to the canvas a moment ago.
16:51Wait a minute.
16:52Look at this.
16:54All the way up to the top.
16:56Man of America.
16:57Tataka's going to go for the ride.
17:00Razor Ramon has him hooked.
17:02And can he get him back?
17:04Yes.
17:05That could do it.
17:06That could do it.
17:07Let's set him up for the Razor's Edge right now.
17:11Come on.
17:12Get down there, Ted.
17:13DiBiase.
17:14DiBiase distracting the official.
17:16Go ahead, Razor.
17:17Take a seat, DiBiase.
17:19Go ahead, Razor.
17:21Wait a minute.
17:22Tataka's behind.
17:23Tataka sneaking up behind Razor Ramon.
17:25Razor on the outside.
17:28Tataka coming up from behind as well.
17:30Come on.
17:31Turn around, Razor.
17:32Razor.
17:37I don't like it.
17:38Tataka coming up from behind.
17:40And a chop.
17:42And another one.
17:44Another one.
17:45Another one.
17:47DiBiase was simply setting up Razor.
17:49Come on.
17:50Come on.
17:51Well, Tataka better get him into the ring,
17:53because outside there, he's not going to win a title.
17:55Wait a minute.
17:56Wait a minute.
17:58Wait a minute.
17:59Bam, bam.
18:00Look at that.
18:01Coming up from behind.
18:02Bam, bam.
18:03A member of Ted DiBiase's corporation,
18:05Lex Luger, was coming over to do something.
18:06Wait a minute.
18:07Tataka's going out.
18:08Tataka.
18:11It was a big melee.
18:13Tataka running away on Lex Luger.
18:18The belly leg.
18:20Meanwhile, Tataka and Bam Bam
18:22just pummeling Lex Luger.
18:27And here comes a bad guy.
18:29Here comes Razor.
18:31You've got a melee going here in Utica.
18:33Piercing throw.
18:34You've got a melee.
18:36This thing's getting out of hand.
18:38We're going to have to take this break.
18:40Unbelievable.
18:41We'll be back.
18:44Wow.
18:45Welcome back, everyone, to more Monday Night Raw.
18:47What a match-up, by the way.
18:49And all the confusion.
18:51Let us tell you what the official result was.
18:53Razor declared the victory because of a count-out.
18:55Tataka took out after Lex Luger.
18:57He was pummeling Lex Luger.
18:59And I'm sure somewhere along the line,
19:01during the WWF Heart Attack Tour,
19:03they're going to meet.
19:04What was the last time you had a checkup?
19:06I think everything's copacetic,
19:08but I was just checking my pulse after that match,
19:10and I think I'm off a beat or two.
19:12All right, standing by right now,
19:14ladies and gentlemen,
19:16the Undertaker, who has a few choice words,
19:18he and Paul Bearer for Yokozuna.
19:20They're going to meet during the Heart Attack Tour.
19:22Oh, yes!
19:24The Heart Attack Tour!
19:27What a perfect name, Yokozuna!
19:32Because there'll be a heart attack
19:34all right,
19:36it just might be you!
19:39You're the one that was responsible
19:42for the demise of my Undertaker,
19:45but now he's back!
19:48Yokozuna,
19:51you were warned.
19:54I vowed never to rest in peace.
19:59Now I have risen
20:01from the depths of darkness
20:03to search for your soul.
20:07This time, Yokozuna,
20:10the Heart Attack Tour,
20:13your carcass goes in this casket,
20:16and your soul comes with me.
20:19Yokozuna,
20:21rest
20:23in peace.
20:29Well, you can bet someone's going to be wrestling
20:30in peace, that much is for certain.
20:32Will it be The Undertaker
20:34wrestling in peace as he did,
20:36if you recall,
20:38after the WWF Royal Rumble,
20:40or will it be Yokozuna?
20:42Well, there's no pork in the road.
20:44It looks like the end of the road
20:46for somebody.
20:48Ha, ha, ha.
20:50And take a look, Harvey Wiffleman,
20:52dapper as ever,
20:54along with Fang.
20:56Rich Meyers!
20:58Rich Meyers,
21:00off against Quick.
21:02Can't get over that melee that we saw there with Bam Bam.
21:04Hot on the heels of Lex Luger.
21:06Lex Luger coming down, of course,
21:08to help out Ray Zaramone,
21:10who was being pummeled outside.
21:12And obviously from behind, Bam Bam,
21:14another member of Ted DiBiase's corporation
21:16attacking Lex.
21:18Was Bam Bam quick or what?
21:20Because when I saw Lex come down the aisle,
21:22I just thought he had an ugly shadow.
21:24Ha, ha. Speaking of ugly,
21:26well, I'm not too sure which was
21:28the more ornate.
21:31Still to come, by the way,
21:33ladies and gentlemen, tonight,
21:35live from Utica, New York,
21:37Monday Night Raw.
21:39Of course, we have our tag team champions
21:41who are going to join us.
21:43The 7-foot Diesel along with the boy toy,
21:45Shawn Michaels, the tag team in action.
21:47The 1-2-3 Kid is going to join us as well.
21:49And of course, the British Bulldog,
21:51the guest of Jerry the King Lawler
21:53in the King's Court quang,
21:55right away going to work on Rich Meyers.
21:57Exactly, making a name for himself
21:58and by the way, speaking of
22:00making a name for himself,
22:02good move by Rich Meyers.
22:04And also a good move, ladies and gentlemen,
22:06this just in, a good move
22:08by the Phoenix Cardinals' Buddy Ryan.
22:10Congratulations.
22:12The three-way deal has just been announced.
22:14There were some conjectures
22:16to whether or not Phil Simms
22:18was going to sign with the Cardinals.
22:20This just in, a three-way deal
22:22involving the Cardinals, ESPN,
22:24and the WWF.
22:26It goes something like this.
22:28Phil Simms is going to the Phoenix Cardinals.
22:30Randy Savage is going to be
22:32the quarterback for the Cardinals.
22:34I like it.
22:36Phil Simms is going to fill in here
22:38on Monday Night Raw for Randy Savage.
22:40Here on USA Monday Night Raw
22:42and ESPN, they get Luke and Butch
22:44on game day.
22:46And the Bushwackers will be joined,
22:48I believe, with a player
22:50to be named later on.
22:52Right, just one condition right there.
22:54It's not going to be Buddy Ball anymore.
22:56It's going to be Macho Ball.
22:58I like it like that.
23:00I'm not too sure Buddy's going to agree to that.
23:02Has he agreed?
23:04He's agreed already, yes.
23:06It's a definite, huh?
23:08Exactly, otherwise we're going to punch it out
23:10and see who wins.
23:12All right now, Quang is winning the punch
23:14out here on Myers.
23:16By the way, speaking of punching out,
23:18you wonder whether or not Reggie White
23:20playing for the Packers.
23:22By the way, congratulations to the Packers
23:24over the weekend for their win.
23:26You wonder whether or not Reggie White
23:28playing for the Packers misses that.
23:30Jerry The King Lawler had a lot of
23:32disparaging remarks for Reggie White's son,
23:34Jeremy White, who was the guest ring announcer.
23:36Exactly.
23:38He didn't know who his daddy was.
23:40What a maneuver.
23:42And the cover here.
23:44And this one's history.
23:46Not surprising, Quang gets a victory.
23:48Quang could play for the Packers.
23:50And The King, by the way,
23:52is scheduled next with the British Bulldog.
23:54You said his bite was worse than his bark.
23:56Exactly.
23:58Well, The King,
24:00The King earlier this weekend as well
24:02destroying a tricycle.
24:04Dink,
24:06maybe The Bulldog will have something to say about that.
24:08And we shall return
24:10with The British Bulldog.
24:12Stay with us, everyone.
24:15We are back, ladies and gentlemen,
24:17live, Monday Night Raw.
24:19Jerry The King Lawler on his way
24:21to the King's Court.
24:23And his guest will be The British Bulldog.
24:25And stay with us because
24:26The British Bulldog's gonna take a bite
24:28out of The King, Jerry The Lucky Lawler.
24:32Promotional consideration
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24:51Take a right
24:53in all of this majesty.
24:55It's laughable sometimes.
24:57And this week,
24:59we want to talk about
25:01pets.
25:03Did you hear me right?
25:05I said pets.
25:07Any of you people,
25:09or any of you peons out there
25:11have a pet at home, huh?
25:13No, a cockroach on a leash
25:15doesn't count as a pet.
25:17I'm talking about something like a dog.
25:19You know what I mean, a dog?
25:21Well, there's a new dog
25:22in the British Federation.
25:24And he's my guest this week
25:26right here on The King's Court.
25:28And I want to bring him out.
25:30The new dog in town,
25:32Davey Boy,
25:34The British Bulldog.
25:38The British Bulldog
25:40back in the WWE.
25:42Looks great, brother.
25:44And ready for action.
25:46Oh, baby!
25:48The Rockets Red Glass
25:50as The Bulldog
25:52hopefully prepares to take a bite
25:55out of The King.
25:57You want to know what I hope, McMahon?
25:59I hope The Bulldog raises a leg
26:01at The King.
26:09One of the all-time favorites,
26:11ladies and gentlemen.
26:15Returning to the square circle
26:17to be at the side of his brother Bob,
26:19the WWF champion,
26:20Bret Banner.
26:22Hit man hard.
26:24Oh!
26:26Now, boy, now.
26:30There he is.
26:32I think you'll see The King on his best behavior here.
26:34The British Bulldog, yeah.
26:36Now, listen.
26:38Don't get me wrong.
26:40I like dogs.
26:42Matter of fact, I got a dog at home myself.
26:44I got him at a used car lot.
26:46Get it?
26:48A used car lot.
26:50My dog's name is Timex.
26:52He's a watchdog.
26:54I got a million of them.
26:56Come here.
26:58Come here, baby boy.
27:00Hey, listen.
27:02Did you hear Snoopy handed in his resignation?
27:04He got tired of working for Peanuts.
27:06It's a dog joke.
27:08You like that?
27:10I got a lot of dog jokes.
27:12Hey, look at McMahon over there.
27:14You see that toupee he's wearing?
27:16They got that from the hind leg of a dog.
27:18Every time he passes a fire hydrant,
27:20he passes up.
27:22Don't get him, McMahon.
27:24Don't do it.
27:26Don't hit him.
27:28Look, when you get through wrestling,
27:30are you dog tired?
27:32The King's a riot this week.
27:34One more.
27:36Wait, wait, wait.
27:38One more.
27:40Your wife's named Diana, isn't it?
27:42Yes, it is.
27:44She's the daughter of Stu and Helen Hart, right?
27:46Yeah.
27:48When you met Diana,
27:50hey, you're very funny,
27:52King Jerry Lawler.
27:54But one more
27:56smart remark
27:58like that from you,
28:00and they'll be picking you up
28:02off this mat with a pooper scooper.
28:04The King's starting to look like a fire hydrant.
28:06Wait a minute, wait a minute.
28:08Wait a minute.
28:10Here comes the anvil.
28:12Oh, hey, hey, hey.
28:14We got company.
28:16Got a nutcase.
28:18We got an extra special guest here
28:20to support.
28:22It's Jim the Anvil Neidhart.
28:24Hi, Anvil.
28:26You know, King,
28:28I don't know why the British Bulldog
28:30was even at SummerSlam in the first place.
28:32He's not even a family member.
28:34He's not?
28:36You're not a family member.
28:38You're not a Hart.
28:40You're not one of the 12 Harts.
28:42You're not a family member.
28:44But if you want to stick
28:46your slobbery dog nose
28:48into family business,
28:50why don't you take me on
28:52next week on Monday Night Raw?
28:54Whoa.
28:56Wait, wait a minute.
28:58That's a gutsy move.
29:00That sounds like you're issuing a challenge.
29:02Is that right?
29:04That's right, King.
29:06Well, what do you got to say?
29:08Or is your breath worse than your bite?
29:10Well, let me tell you something,
29:12Jim Neidhart the Anvil.
29:14I am part of the Hart family.
29:16I am married to Brett,
29:18the Hitman's sister.
29:20So that makes me
29:22a member of the family.
29:24And Brett,
29:26the Hitman Hart,
29:28the World Wrestling Federation
29:30Heavyweight Champion,
29:32invited the British Bulldog
29:34to SummerSlam
29:36to watch his back
29:38because he knew
29:40and deep down I knew
29:42that somewhere you would be lurking
29:44in the background.
29:46Well, Anvil,
29:48the British Bulldog,
29:50your generation
29:52is part
29:54of the new generation.
29:56And I will
29:58accept your challenge
30:00next week on Monday Night Raw.
30:02Yes, indeed. Here we go.
30:04He did it without blinking.
30:06I guarantee you,
30:08British Bulldog,
30:10that that will be the worst decision
30:12of your career.
30:14Oh, really?
30:16You heard it. You said it.
30:18Right here next week on Monday Night Raw.
30:20And the Anvil.
30:22That's right.
30:24And it's not going to be the worst decision
30:26of my career.
30:28It's going to be the best decision
30:30for the British Bulldog's
30:32World Wrestling Federation career
30:34because I'm going to the top
30:36right here next week
30:38on Monday Night Raw.
30:41Certainly convinced me
30:43what a matchup that's going to be
30:45and by the way,
30:47speaking of great matches,
30:48and by the way,
30:50next week we'll see Alundra Blaze
30:52teaming up with Heidi Lee Morgan
30:54squaring off against
30:56Bull Nakano and Luna Bashan.
30:58What a tag team matchup.
31:00Four way cat fight.
31:02Alundra Blaze and Bull Nakano
31:04will once again meet in the ring.
31:06But this time,
31:08they bring reinforcements.
31:10Alundra Blaze and Heidi Lee Morgan
31:12battle Bull Nakano
31:14and Luna Bashan
31:16next week on Monday Night Raw.
31:19Welcome back everyone
31:21from Monday Night Raw.
31:23By the way, if you joined us last week,
31:25you saw Bob Backlund.
31:27It was a special interview
31:29and also allegedly a demonstration
31:31of the chicken wing applied.
31:33Once again, Bob Backlund snapped.
31:35Let's take you back now
31:37and show you some of the action.
31:39Luigi Infito who writes for the magazine.
31:41There's Lui.
31:43Now, he volunteered for this demonstration.
31:45Volunteered to have the cross face chicken wing
31:46simply as a demonstration.
31:48Lui had no idea
31:50that this was going to happen.
31:52Luigi Infito who was a friend of Bob Backlund.
31:54He'd been writing for Bob Backlund
31:56and about Bob Backlund for years.
31:58And look what Backlund did.
32:00He writes for the magazine.
32:02He's not even a wrestler.
32:04Look at that.
32:06Backlund had snapped once again.
32:08Backlund, former NCAA champion.
32:10We've never seen behavior like that.
32:12Never, ever.
32:14Never from Bob Backlund.
32:17Bitter Bob Backlund
32:19had snapped once again.
32:25And we are back
32:27and awaiting the presence
32:29of the one, two, three kid
32:31on his way to the square circle.
32:33Yeah.
32:35What about Backlund?
32:37I'll tell you what.
32:39It was hard when I watched it live.
32:41And it's hard watching the tape.
32:43Bob Backlund snapped in capital letters.
32:44And that's not right.
32:46Luigi Infito's a friend
32:48and a fan of his for all these years.
32:50And why do it to him?
32:52And by the way,
32:54pick on somebody else, brother.
32:56Yes, pick on someone his own size.
32:58We're happy to say that Luigi Infito
33:00has suffered only a slight shoulder separation.
33:02And that's good news.
33:04But that could have really...
33:06Oh, yeah!
33:08The one, two, three kid
33:10riding in disguise here
33:12on Monday Night Raw.
33:14And he's done it before on Monday Night Raw.
33:16The one, two, three kid
33:18is what Raw is all about.
33:20Rising to the occasion.
33:25So the condition of Luigi Infito
33:27is not as severe
33:29as we thought perhaps it might be.
33:31By the way, speaking of condition,
33:33always in great condition.
33:35Happy birthday to Jack LaLanne.
33:37He's 80 years old today.
33:39Jack LaLanne.
33:41You know what? He doesn't look it.
33:42No, indeed.
33:44Jack LaLanne does not look his age at all.
33:46How would you say he looks?
33:48I was thinking about 89, 90, 91.
33:50Not a day over 92.
33:52Oh, please.
33:54You know, speaking of Backlund,
33:56I didn't understand a word he said, too,
33:58right before he did that demonstration
34:00of his chicken wing.
34:02I didn't know if he was talking Spanish
34:04with our compadres over there
34:06or Medecipo Coupe Francais
34:08or what he was called.
34:10Well, he has developed quite a vocabulary.
34:12And quite a nasty temperament.
34:14A very bitter individual.
34:16Bitter.
34:18He had his opportunity
34:20against the WWF champion,
34:22but actually thought he had won the title
34:24once again.
34:26But he didn't.
34:28That's true. He didn't.
34:30Kerry Davis would like to win this matchup.
34:32We spoke about Jack LaLanne
34:34always in great condition.
34:36It looks like, oh,
34:38it looks like Kerry Davis
34:40could use a little cardiovascular conditioning.
34:42He's got a neighbor himself on Roman.
34:44He's upset everybody.
34:46Wait a minute. Uh-oh.
34:48That's Bob Backlund.
34:50How can you say that?
34:52He has a...
34:55Listen to this.
34:57What are you doing here?
34:59What's the deal, brother?
35:01This is for...
35:03I hope it's your resignation papers.
35:05You want to take a look here
35:07and help you out?
35:09That's a heavy present
35:11from a lightweight,
35:13as far as I'm concerned, mentally.
35:15Wait a minute, Dave.
35:17Nobody home there.
35:19What is Backlund now,
35:21working for UPS now or what?
35:23I don't know,
35:25but let me put on my cheaters here.
35:27I don't need nothing from him.
35:29I don't want nothing from him.
35:31I'd like for him to get in the crowds.
35:33Look at that.
35:35In the comments last week,
35:37I procured a dictionary
35:39so you could interpret
35:41my discourse
35:43for all the plebeians.
35:45Sincerely, Bob Backlund.
35:47Oh, my!
35:49And it looks like the 1-2-3 kid is quite sincere.
35:51Check out this dictionary.
35:53I'm going to look under the word snap
35:55that I bet I see his picture.
35:57Wait a minute.
35:59Is that the Webster Savage Unabridged Edition,
36:01volume number three?
36:03That's exactly right.
36:05That kid missed.
36:07Davis with a shot.
36:09Davis with an upset shot
36:11right here on Monday Night Raw.
36:13That kid missed with a dropkick
36:15in the corner.
36:18And to the buck
36:20on the 1-2-3 kid.
36:22And Davis real slow on the mark
36:24moving in.
36:26And you're going to look up
36:28that definition of snap?
36:30Look up bitter.
36:32Bitter.
36:33That's what he is being.
36:35Is that two or one or three words?
36:37Tell me.
36:39I don't know about that.
36:41From the top to 1-2-3.
36:43Oh, my goodness!
36:45Unbelievable!
36:47Congratulations to the kid.
36:49I just wish Backlund was underneath that.
36:51Here is your winner,
36:53the 1-2-3 kid!
36:57The 1-2-3 kid victorious
36:59during the matchup.
37:01Bob Backlund comes down.
37:03Is Kevin starting to study
37:05that dictionary?
37:07I've almost read it all.
37:09See if you can look up
37:11King Kong Bundy in there.
37:13Let's take a look.
37:15Everybody remembers
37:17Hollywood's giant gorilla,
37:19King Kong.
37:21He was a fearsome creature
37:23which wreaked havoc
37:25and caused massive destruction.
37:27Now the competitors here
37:29in the World Wrestling Federation
37:31are shaking with fear
37:33that Bob Backlund
37:35will be making his return
37:37to the WWF.
37:39Now there's no denying
37:41that King Kong Bundy
37:43is a huge man.
37:45However, we don't think
37:47that he is 80 feet tall.
37:49Oh, yes!
37:51King Kong Bundy is on his way
37:53to the WWF
37:55and on their way
37:57to the square circle momentarily.
37:59The tag team champions,
38:01there they are.
38:03Stay tuned.
38:05Coming up next,
38:07the HB Kid and Big Dog Goof.
38:09Oh, yeah!
38:11They're on their way
38:13to the WWF.
38:15They're on their way
38:17to the WWF.
38:19They're on their way
38:21to the square circle.
38:23The 7-foot Basil
38:25along with the boy toy Shawn Michaels.
38:27Stay with us for more action.
38:29It's coming.
38:31I've never seen anything like this.
38:33More action.
38:35Those guys are pulling out all the stops.
38:37Less talk.
38:39Actions speak louder than words.
38:41Enter the Soul, October 23rd.
38:42Yes, indeed, ladies and gentlemen.
38:44Premiering October 23rd
38:46here on the USA Network.
38:48Sunday afternoon,
38:5012 noon eastern time
38:52at the Action Zone.
38:54More action than ever before.
38:56And speaking of action,
39:02here they come,
39:04the tag team champions.
39:06And these guys are burning them up.
39:08Yes, they are.
39:09Matter of fact, so much so
39:11that apparently
39:13one of the head shrinkers,
39:15I believe it's called a twitch.
39:17We're not certain.
39:19We're going to try and get to the bottom of that
39:21before we go off the air.
39:23Nonetheless, the last several days,
39:25Samoa's been a no-show
39:27and Diesel and Shawn Michaels
39:29are taking credit for it.
39:31We'll find out about that
39:33a little bit later on.
39:35Uh-oh.
39:36Here we go.
39:38And that's really incredibly shocking news
39:40because it's not easy
39:42to take out one of the head shrinkers.
39:44Wherever you see the tag team champions,
39:46you're going to see fireworks for sure.
39:52We are live, ladies and gentlemen,
39:54from Munich, New York,
39:56the site of Monday Night Raw.
39:58Shawn Michaels
40:00and the Seven Foot Diesels
40:02ready to lock up with Chris Canyon
40:04and Bob Starr.
40:05And Michael's sporting
40:07a little facial hair there.
40:10Look at this.
40:12This guy is full of himself.
40:15Shows he's got more than one dimension.
40:17He's got two.
40:19Uh-huh.
40:21Canyon making the shoulder block
40:23and from the far side,
40:25Michaels leapfrogged from the near side
40:27now with an elbow.
40:29Oh, my goodness, he's so quick.
40:31Canyon's good, but he's still Grand Canyon.
40:33Shawn Michaels
40:35and Grand Canyon scoops him up
40:37and puts him up again.
40:40Michaels having fun in there,
40:42but I would doubt very seriously
40:44that as this heart attack tour continues,
40:46I would doubt very seriously
40:48that Michaels and Diesel
40:50are going to have fun with the head shrinkers.
40:52Oh, my.
40:54This right here is Big Daddy Cool
40:56and he's practically a one-man tag team champion
40:58all by himself.
41:00Don't tell Shawn Michaels I said that.
41:02Go ahead.
41:03Canyon is having big problems here
41:05as anyone would
41:07and they're against this
41:09awesome powerhouse, Diesel.
41:13Oh, look at that.
41:15The head of Canyon
41:17just bobbing almost off his shoulders.
41:20Back out in the middle of the ring now.
41:22What's going to happen?
41:24Oh!
41:26By the way, speaking of Shawn Michaels,
41:28as we were earlier on,
41:30Michaels, of course,
41:31is coming from San Antonio, Texas,
41:33which, incidentally,
41:35is going to be the site of the WWF Survivor Series.
41:37Live from San Antonio, Texas,
41:39the Freeman Coliseum,
41:41the site Thanksgiving Eve
41:43and tickets go on sale
41:45in San Antonio this coming Saturday.
41:47Uh-oh.
41:49This is what happens
41:51when you run into a Diesel full force.
41:53I see.
41:54Not good.
41:56No.
41:58I believe our first look at Bob Star,
41:59the impact at this juncture.
42:01And, uh,
42:03Michaels scoops up Star and lets him have it.
42:05Splitting your last look at Burt Star right now.
42:09Whoa!
42:11Up above and down on the, uh,
42:13solar plexus area.
42:15Yeah, I recognize that elbow, you know?
42:17I think you do.
42:20And, uh-oh, here we go.
42:22Snap suplex, no!
42:24He holds him up there,
42:26lets the blood rush down,
42:27and the impact is all the greater.
42:30Imagine, next week,
42:32the British Bulldog against the Anvil.
42:34Jim, the Anvil, Neidhart.
42:36What a match-up that's going to be.
42:38Plus, a tremendous tag team match-up
42:40with four of the greatest competitors,
42:42women competitors in the WWF today.
42:45All of that and more next week
42:47here on Monday Night Raw.
42:49I'm looking forward to the girls' match.
42:51It should be a great one.
42:54And, uh, Bob Star
42:55certainly will feel the effect of that.
43:02The 7-foot Diesel along with Shawn Michaels.
43:04Can they be defeated for the title?
43:06There was some conjecture
43:08about whether or not they were going to have some,
43:10uh-oh, some dissension among them.
43:12Of course, everyone remembers
43:14it was SummerSlam, and it was Michaels
43:16who nailed his tag team partner,
43:18Diesel, right flush on the jaw,
43:20knocked him out.
43:22And that's the way Razor Ramon
43:23became the Intercontinental Champion.
43:25Many thought that there was
43:27so much dissension there that Diesel...
43:29Oh, wait a minute, look at that!
43:31Oh!
43:33Just might jackknife Shawn Michaels
43:35as he just did Star.
43:37Yeah, but Shawn Michaels
43:39did some fast talking, no doubt,
43:41and got Diesel under control again.
43:43Well, if you rec...
43:45Oh, two runs!
43:47Easy three count!
43:49You knew the jackknife did it!
43:51Here are your winners,
43:53the World Wrestling Federation's
43:55Tag Team Champions,
43:57Diesel and Shawn Michaels!
44:00And that's what it's all about,
44:02the Tag Team Championship.
44:05Uh-oh!
44:07Can't go like it!
44:09Wait a minute, wait from behind!
44:11Here they come!
44:13Wait a minute!
44:15Wait a minute, look at this!
44:17The Head Shrinker!
44:19Oh, no!
44:22Wait a minute, look at this!
44:24That's a different Head Shrinker!
44:26That's Fatu in there!
44:28Oh, no!
44:33That's a cousin, right?
44:35Oh, no, goodness!
44:40The Head Shrinkers are still
44:42my all-time favorite team!
44:44Oh, Diesel wants to get back in there!
44:48Diesel wants to go!
44:50We'll be right back, stay with us!
44:54We're back, we're back with more
44:56Monday Night Raw time to determine
44:58what's going on in New Albano.
45:00This is Fatu and Simone.
45:02They're a combined weight of 603 pounds.
45:04Simone?
45:06Yeah, yeah, Fatu and Simone.
45:08I guarantee these are the next
45:10champions of the world.
45:12What happened to Samuel?
45:14Oh, Samuel had a problem.
45:16He ate some raw fish and he got
45:18helicopter disease.
45:20He got what?
45:22Helicopter disease.
45:24Helicopter disease is only cured
45:26by a doctor in Samoa.
45:28Dr. Ravi Kapoor did a second.
45:30We sent him over there.
45:32Matter of time, if he's cured,
45:34we'll take him back.
45:36He's got to try.
45:38We certainly wish him the best, a lot.
45:40In the meantime, Samoa and Fatu,
45:42the next champions, my 21st
45:44champions in the world.
45:46Thank you very much for joining us.
45:50One-on-one with the British Bulldog.
45:52What a matchup that's going to be.
45:54Plus the women in tag team action.
45:56And one last word, please.
45:59Wait a minute.
46:01Wait a minute.
46:03What's going on here?
46:05They're at it again.
46:07Here we go.
46:09Here we go.