WWF Monday Night RAW: April 29, 1996
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00:00The World Wrestling Federation, for over 50 years,
00:05the revolutionary force in sports entertainment.
00:10Imagine you've got to be the happiest.
00:14He wants to sleep with my wife.
00:17I can't wait for May 26th.
00:19I'm gonna finish you right now.
00:20What is he talking about?
00:21The World Wrestling Federation, for over 50 years,
00:24the revolutionary force in sports entertainment.
00:27Imagine you've got to be the happiest.
00:29I can't wait for May 26th.
00:31I'm gonna finish you right now.
00:33What is he talking about?
00:35Imagine you've got to be the happiest.
00:37I can't wait for May 26th.
00:39I'm gonna finish you right now.
00:41What is he talking about?
00:43Imagine you've got to be the happiest.
00:45I can't wait for May 26th.
00:47Welcome, everyone, to Sioux City, Iowa!
01:06Welcome, everyone, to Monday Night Raw!
01:14Welcome, everyone, I'm Vince McMahon,
01:15along with Jerry The King,
01:16following in the square circle as we speak,
01:18Bart Gunn of the Smoking Guns.
01:20And Bart Gunn, this week,
01:21takes on that deranged individual
01:24in single competition, Mankind.
01:26Yeah, but McMahon,
01:27the biggest news of possibly the century,
01:30possibly ever here in the World Wrestling Federation.
01:32Tonight, Jim Cornette is gonna get to the bottom
01:34of what's gonna be the biggest scandal ever.
01:37And you know what I'm talking about,
01:38that womanizer.
01:41That philanderer.
01:42Yes, I'm talking about Shawn Michaels.
01:44He's a home wrecker.
01:45You're gonna hear it.
01:46In action, ladies and gentlemen,
01:48for the first time on Raw,
01:49in action, the ultimate warrior,
01:52who faces Isaac Yankum, DDS,
01:55and this man is gonna be in Isaac Yankum's corner.
01:58That's right, and I'm gonna spoil the big debut
02:00of the ultimate warrior.
02:01Wait and see.
02:02Uh-oh, here it comes, ladies and gentlemen,
02:04Mankind.
02:06Coming down the aisle,
02:08from the heart of the moon,
02:10weighing 287 pounds,
02:14Mankind!
02:18Yes, you wanna talk deranged,
02:19ladies and gentlemen?
02:21Everybody remembers what Mankind did
02:23to The Undertaker.
02:24The last time, I believe,
02:25we saw The Undertaker on Raw,
02:28Mankind made a lasting impression.
02:31Yeah, look at that.
02:32Unbelievable, and then from there,
02:34look, driving those fingers down into the,
02:37just going down to the esophagus.
02:41And now, live, Mankind,
02:46he is deranged.
02:48Well, that's a pot calling the kettle black, McMahon.
02:51He may be disfigured,
02:53he may be a little mangled,
02:55but I don't know if deranged is...
02:57Oh, definitely deranged.
02:59Bart Gunn and the Smoking Guns.
03:01Bart's tag team partner, Billy,
03:04ready for action very, very soon.
03:06I can tell you, Bart and Billy Gunn
03:08are gonna really take the tag team competition by storm,
03:12as they have in the past.
03:14I can assure you one thing,
03:15Bart's gonna wish he had Billy out here with him tonight
03:18before this match is over.
03:20Right hand by Deranged, another one.
03:22By who?
03:24By Deranged.
03:26I don't know about Deranged, but he's Mankind.
03:28Call him what you will.
03:30I don't know about him, sir.
03:32And, of course, Shawn Michaels, ladies and gentlemen,
03:34he is still the World Wrestling Federation champion.
03:38If you missed in your house last night,
03:41you missed an unbelievable event.
03:44Shawn Michaels defeating Big Daddy Cool Jesus.
03:47We will talk with Shawn Michaels
03:48and about those outlandish allegations
03:51made by the British Bulldog
03:53as we left you on the pay-per-view in your house
03:55just last night.
03:56Yeah, please, ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned.
03:59This is gonna be, McMahon,
04:00a scandal to the end of all scandals.
04:03That skirt chaser, Shawn Michaels.
04:05Yeah, come on, we'll get back to that later.
04:07Mankind all over.
04:08Bart, John.
04:12Look at this, pulling his hair out.
04:14Pulling his own hair out.
04:16What kind of a man is this?
04:19What kind of a man is this?
04:20Bart gone.
04:22And Mankind.
04:26And Bart now sets up for the gun, for the ride.
04:29Oh, my goodness.
04:30Oh, no.
04:35Bart gone.
04:37Jamming the wrist, working on the left elbow
04:39and arm and shoulder.
04:40Oh, and a right hand.
04:42No, right back to it.
04:44Bart gone, drops the elbow.
04:49Bart gone, trying to drive that deranged Mankind
04:52down to the canvas.
04:53I don't know that this man can actually feel pain.
04:55Is it possible for him to feel pain?
04:57I don't know, but I think you have a license
04:59to be that ugly.
05:00I mean, look at that face, Luke.
05:04Sort of war paint.
05:05What is going on?
05:08I don't think that's paint, but Mankind.
05:12A jab to the midsection.
05:14And another one.
05:15The spine upstairs.
05:17Mankind.
05:18Working on Bart gone.
05:22Hammerlock applied by Bart gone.
05:23Drops the elbow.
05:24Nicely done.
05:28Oh, my goodness.
05:30And again, continuing to work on the left arm.
05:32Mankind's opponent, Bart gone.
05:34Oh, no, wait a minute.
05:35Oh, right down the canvas.
05:37Into the upside.
05:38Look at him, look at him.
05:43Come on, back it up, Mankind.
05:45Back it up.
05:46Come on.
05:48I think that Margo Kidder may be a Mankind fan.
05:52She's a little on the deranged side, too, you know.
05:56Fitting outside now.
05:57Oh, look at that left hand.
05:59And another one.
06:01Bart gone.
06:02Driving those left hands into Mankind.
06:04Sets him up.
06:06Oh, my goodness.
06:08And again, look at this.
06:13Bart gone.
06:15Back into the ring now.
06:16Little assistance from Mankind.
06:18Bart gone.
06:19We're smart.
06:20He'd roll right out of the ring and head back to the dressing room.
06:25Bart gone is a competitor.
06:27I'm not too sure we know what Mankind is.
06:31I heard he tried to enter an ugly contest.
06:33They said, sorry, no professionals.
06:36With a slam.
06:39Sometimes there's no rhyme or reason to what Mankind.
06:42Into the elbow.
06:43You can bet that The Undertaker is taking note of this matchup.
06:52Bart going right back to the wrist.
06:54Right back to the elbow.
06:56Yeah, but see this Mankind.
06:57He don't care.
06:58You can twist his arm right off.
07:00I guarantee you wouldn't care.
07:01He don't mind missing body parts.
07:04I think you're right.
07:10Oh, excuse me.
07:12Most unique individual to say the least is Mankind.
07:15Oh, look out.
07:16Bite your leg off.
07:23That's scary, McMahon.
07:27What is Mankind doing?
07:28Oh, my goodness.
07:29And Bart gone to the outside.
07:32Oh, no.
07:34What's Mankind gonna do with Bart gone?
07:37Since he moved, Mankind's gonna take him to the outside.
07:42We're back.
07:43And Bart gone.
07:44Scoring off against at the range Mankind.
07:46And Bart gone doing a pretty good job of himself at the moment.
07:48Yes, Bart gone with momentum now.
07:50From the other side.
07:51Oh, my goodness, yes.
07:55The southpaw, Bart gone.
07:57Uh-oh.
07:58Over the top to the outside.
08:01Stay out, Bart.
08:02Stay out.
08:04And Mankind.
08:05No, get back in.
08:06Get back in.
08:07Wasting no time coming after Bart gone.
08:09Look at this.
08:11I'm gonna tell you something.
08:14I don't think we've ever seen anyone quite like this Mankind ever.
08:19Oh.
08:23Wow.
08:25And Bart gone, who is accustomed to tag team competition,
08:28having some degree of difficulty, obviously,
08:30with this most unique Mankind.
08:34Yeah, Bart's looking down at his hand,
08:36wondering whether there's somebody there to tag him.
08:38Billy and Bart gone getting back together very soon.
08:40As a matter of fact, scheduled for May 9.
08:44First date back together as a tag team
08:46in Erie, Pennsylvania.
08:48The Smoking Guns back together.
08:50But right now, it's single competition.
08:52Yeah, and he's in there with Erie tonight.
08:54Yes, you got that right.
08:56Did you see that?
09:01Mankind obviously doesn't fear anyone here
09:03in the World Wrestling Federation.
09:04Get him out of the way.
09:06Come on, get him off the rope.
09:08I'm not so sure the same is true in reverse.
09:11Anyone who would purposely go after the Undertaker,
09:13as Mankind did,
09:16they're telling what he's gonna do.
09:18I think Mankind's been biting his nails
09:20a little too close there, too.
09:22Might be right.
09:24Mankind.
09:26Oh, no.
09:29Oh, wow.
09:31Look at this.
09:32He did that intentionally.
09:36I didn't think, oh, he was slick.
09:39Oh, drives the elbow.
09:42Mankind obviously a force to reckon with
09:44here in the World Wrestling Federation.
09:46I was starting to say, look at Mankind's ear,
09:48but there's no ear there.
09:52That's eerie.
09:56Mankind.
09:58With Burt gone now,
10:00and Burt back into the ring.
10:02The hard way.
10:05Here they come tonight on Raw,
10:07ladies and gentlemen.
10:09Savio Vega's gonna join us.
10:11Look at this, wait a minute.
10:13Left hand by Burt Gunn.
10:15Oh, yeah.
10:17The ultimate warrior,
10:19biding his time,
10:21waiting to lock up
10:23with Isaac Yank of DDS.
10:25Yeah, my man.
10:27Stone Cold Steve Austin.
10:29That's it.
10:30Burt Gunn,
10:32the southpaw firing up.
10:34What's he gonna do now?
10:36High risk maneuver coming up to the outside.
10:38Burt Gunn going up.
10:40Look out.
10:42Burt Gunn, yeah, what a drop kick.
10:44There we go.
10:46A cover, a count, two and-
10:48Whoa, no, so close.
10:50Okay, Burt, you look good,
10:52you better run now.
10:54And Burt Gunn slamming
10:56this most unique,
10:58deranged individual,
11:00from the top again.
11:02Men can't stand it.
11:04He got him.
11:06One, two and he-
11:08Yes, he got him.
11:10No, he didn't.
11:12No, no, no.
11:14That was close.
11:16Burt Gunn.
11:18Oh, look at that.
11:20Into the buckle and an elbow follow-up.
11:22And ladies and gentlemen,
11:24Sue City will never, ever be the same
11:26after tonight's Monday Night Raw
11:28because wait till you hear the explosion.
11:30He got him.
11:32You're right.
11:34Look at that paralyzing hold.
11:36That paralyzing hold.
11:38Look at that deranged mankind
11:40driving those fingers down
11:42into the esophagus.
11:49All right, come on, ref.
11:51Mankind.
11:52Mankind.
11:59Oh, my gosh.
12:05Makes me want to lose my lunch.
12:07I'll say.
12:09Mankind, victorious with that,
12:11again, deranged move
12:13that when he drives his fingers down,
12:16a paralyzing move,
12:18submission move.
12:20Look at the effect this music's having on him.
12:24Let's go back and take a look
12:26at some of the action we saw.
12:28All right, here we go.
12:30Here comes Mankind right after Burt.
12:32Look at this.
12:33What an impact.
12:37And then from there, look.
12:39That's the effect of the paralyzing hold
12:42on Burt Gunn.
12:44I've never seen anything quite like it
12:46ever here in the World Wrestling Federation.
12:47I'm surprised Burt didn't barf.
12:51All right, standing by,
12:53ladies and gentlemen,
12:55we have,
12:57I'm told we have Jim Ross.
12:59And maybe Jim Ross could
13:01give us a word
13:03if he can with Burt Gunn.
13:05I don't know.
13:07Yet to come, of course,
13:09Stone Cold Steve Austin,
13:11the Ultimate Warrior, one-on-one.
13:13Wait a minute, let's go back to Jim.
13:15Ross, Jay, are you there?
13:17I know this is a very inopportune time.
13:19What was it like?
13:21What was that hold like?
13:23I don't know what the undertaker felt like.
13:25I never had anything like that before.
13:27What did it do to you, the paralysis?
13:29Tell me about that.
13:31I couldn't move.
13:33I don't know.
13:35Wait a minute.
13:37Mankind.
13:39Mankind is doing it again.
13:41Mankind is driving his fingers
13:43down to Burt Gunn,
13:45down to his throat.
13:47Jim Ross, let's take you back
13:49to what we just last saw.
13:51Jim Ross was interviewing Burt Gunn.
13:53Look, viciously attacking Burt Gunn.
13:55Mankind.
13:57And finally, the officials
13:59able to get Mankind
14:01off of Burt Gunn.
14:03This man is a lunatic.
14:05He has no business being here
14:07in the World Wrestling Federation.
14:09I blame Jim Ross for this.
14:11Why don't you make Jim Ross
14:13talk to Mankind, huh?
14:15See if he'll conduct that interview.
14:17Look at this.
14:19And went back, drove those fingers
14:21down in there again.
14:23On his way out,
14:25ladies and gentlemen,
14:27we're back now,
14:29live from Sioux City, Iowa.
14:31And here comes Savio Mega
14:33on his way to join us
14:35in the broadcast booth.
14:37Savio Mega has a bone to pick
14:39with Stone Cold Steve Austin,
14:41who's set to join us
14:43for action in the square circle.
14:48Savio Mega.
14:50Carlos Cabrera, here we go.
14:52All right, have a seat.
14:55Savio Mega.
14:57Yes, sir.
14:59Welcome to Monday Night Raw.
15:01Yeah.
15:03You know what?
15:05I'm here right now
15:07to make a public challenge
15:09to Stone Cold Steve Austin
15:11for a Caribbean strut match.
15:13What?
15:15A what?
15:17I heard him, but I don't know
15:19what you're talking about.
15:21All right.
15:23Well, I know what he's talking about.
15:25Let's take you back, ladies and gentlemen,
15:27to last week's with Stone Cold Steve Austin.
15:29Look what Stone Cold Steve Austin
15:31did to Savio Mega.
15:33There you were.
15:35That should have been you.
15:37You should have been winning
15:39the Intercontinental title right there.
15:41Stand right there.
15:43Stone Cold Steve Austin
15:45behind the officials back
15:47and Steve Austin
15:49costing you, Savio Mega,
15:51perhaps the Intercontinental championship.
15:53It cost me a lot of money, too.
15:55Stone Cold Steve Austin.
15:57Like I told you before, Vince McMahon,
15:59I'm right here to make a public challenge
16:01to Steve Stone Cold Steve Austin.
16:03And that public challenge would be
16:05to face him in a,
16:07would you say a Caribbean strut match?
16:09You see that belt right here?
16:11That's what you have here in your hand.
16:13Yeah, right here.
16:15Caribbean strut match.
16:17Caribbean strut match.
16:19You're going to be on one side here.
16:21I'm going to be on the other side.
16:23And I know he can't feel this much.
16:25What makes you think Stone Cold Steve Austin
16:27and Ted DiBiase would accept such a provision?
16:30Why would they accept the challenge?
16:32You know what, McMahon?
16:34If you don't accept my challenge tonight,
16:36I'm going to jump in that ring
16:38and I want one whipping with this belt.
16:40I mean, you hear that,
16:42big mouth lover?
16:44You hear that, Vince?
16:45You hear that, Vince?
16:47Tonight, right here, live in Monday Night Raw,
16:49I want a whipping tonight.
16:51Hey, hey, hey, burrito breath.
16:53Take it easy.
16:55You're talking about mouth.
16:57Why don't you introduce your mouth to your mind?
16:59You better smarten up, kid.
17:01You don't want to get strapped to Stone Cold Steve Austin.
17:03Would you please take it easy?
17:05Stop inciting this man.
17:07And look at this.
17:09Stone Cold Steve Austin looking right at you now.
17:11That's right.
17:13Stone Cold Steve Austin.
17:15Like I told you in Puerto Rico,
17:17in the Caribbean,
17:19you strap the guys in the wrist
17:21and the other guys in the other side.
17:23It's no escape, McMahon.
17:25And I want him next in your house.
17:27You know why you have to do that in Puerto Rico?
17:30Because you're a bunch of cowards down there.
17:32You want to taste it now?
17:34You want to taste it now?
17:36What's the matter with you?
17:38You want to taste this now?
17:40You get strapped to Stone Cold Steve Austin
17:42and you'll try to run like the coward that you are.
17:43Hey!
17:45Just consider the source.
17:47Please sit down.
17:49Just consider the source.
17:51Stop it.
17:53Please let him come here right now
17:55because I can start right now.
17:57I can't wait to end your house.
17:59Stone Cold Steve Austin against Scott Taylor.
18:01Stone Cold now.
18:03The man who had a victory of sorts
18:05over Savio Vega at WrestleMania
18:07and then refused to rematch
18:09until you fooled him as the Caribbean Kid.
18:11And again, you were victorious over Stone Cold
18:13because it gave him
18:15and it blatantly cost you, perhaps,
18:17the winning of the Intercontinental title.
18:19It cost me a lot of money.
18:21That's why, McMahon, I want this match.
18:23Caribbean strut match.
18:25I tell you right now,
18:27you're not going to get it.
18:29The million dollar dream being applied on Scott Taylor.
18:31Come on, Scott.
18:33Fight, please.
18:35Come on, guy.
18:37And Scott trying to fight.
18:39That could be you, Savio.
18:41No way.
18:43Get out of here.
18:45The million dollar champion,
18:47the Stone Cold,
18:49Steve Austin.
18:51Where'd he go?
18:53Don't fall, Steve Austin.
18:55I make a public challenge right now to you.
18:57Right here.
18:59Savio's trying to embarrass him.
19:01I make a public challenge
19:03to a Caribbean strut match.
19:05Don't do it.
19:07Do you accept?
19:09Yes or no?
19:11Don't do it.
19:14Oh, wait a minute.
19:16Ted DiBiase not accepting a challenge.
19:18Hey, wait a minute.
19:20What are you doing?
19:22Savio Vega.
19:24Hey, look out.
19:26Vega trying to get his attention.
19:28Vega trying to run on Stone Cold Steve Austin.
19:30We are back.
19:32And I can't believe that.
19:34That low down back fight.
19:36Savio Vega jumped Stone Cold Steve Austin.
19:38But what you didn't see was Stone Cold
19:40chase that coward right out of the building.
19:41It was great.
19:43And by the way,
19:45tonight's brawl is brought to you by
19:47M&M's chocolate candy.
19:49The milk chocolate that melts in your hand.
19:51Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
19:53Ladies and gentlemen,
19:55along with Jim Cornette,
19:57here is the British Bulldog
19:59and his wife, Diana.
20:02There have been some outlandish
20:04allegations made.
20:06No, they're true.
20:08As a right against the man
20:09I'm about to introduce.
20:11He is the leader of the new
20:13WWF generation.
20:16He is the world wrestling
20:19federation champion.
20:21He is
20:23Shawn Michael.
20:30Yeah.
20:32I'll tell you what he is, big man.
20:34He is the champion
20:36skirt chaser.
20:37I don't know
20:39how this guy
20:41ever beat
20:43Big Daddy Cool Diesel.
20:45He took a beating in the process.
20:47But let me tell you what he really is.
20:49He's a womanizer.
20:51Take a look at Diana Smith there.
20:53You're going to hear what this man has done.
20:55Get in there Shawn Michaels
20:57and face the music.
20:59This is a scandal.
21:01The end all scandal.
21:03You homewrecker.
21:05How can you be so proud?
21:07No, I'm not.
21:09I'm just a sexy boy.
21:11Why don't you idiots shut up?
21:13I'm not.
21:14Why do you people like this idiot?
21:17I'm just a sexy boy.
21:20You people are fixated on being surprised.
21:23You're fixated on being shocked.
21:28Shawn Michaels
21:30and Jose Lothario.
21:33Could you believe last night
21:35in your house?
21:36An unbelievable victory.
21:39Put that sign down, you idiot.
21:41It was no rose barred.
21:43You against Big Daddy Cool Diesel.
21:45It seems like it doesn't matter
21:47what the style is.
21:49Shawn Michaels is rising to the occasion.
21:52One month ago
21:54everybody said
21:56there was no way
21:58that the style of the Heartbreak Kid
22:00Shawn Michaels
22:02would last for 60 minutes
22:04against the excellence of execution.
22:07So what I did
22:09was adapt to his style
22:11and not only did I dance with him
22:13for 60 minutes
22:15we danced for 63
22:17and I came out on top.
22:19And then
22:21last night
22:23everyone said
22:25that there is no way
22:28that the Heartbreak Kid
22:30and his style
22:32could hold up
22:34to Big Daddy Cool
22:36in a no holds barred match.
22:39Now don't get me wrong
22:41I know I took an ass kicking
22:43but I gave one right back.
22:47Man, I'm sick of the click.
22:50Whether you want to dance
22:52if you want to waltz
22:54you want to jitterbug
22:56you want to twist
22:58the Heartbreak Kid
23:00can adapt to any style
23:02and myself and my click
23:04are ready for the best
23:06that the World Wrestling Federation
23:08has to offer.
23:10What about it Click?
23:14Click makes me sick.
23:16The challenges keep right on coming.
23:18I've been really enjoying this.
23:20Let's get down to business.
23:22Let's get down to brass tacks.
23:24Last night was a great victory
23:26in the ring
23:28but I want to talk about
23:30what happened outside the ring.
23:32I want to talk about what you did
23:34you stinking pervert
23:36there it is.
23:38You heard it folks.
23:40What proof do you have
23:42of this outlandish allegation?
23:44Last night
23:46during the British Bulldogs match
23:48Diana Smith was seated at ringside.
23:50As a matter of fact
23:52if you look at this videotape
23:54it's hard to see
23:56but look at that circle.
23:58Diana Smith got a message
24:00from one of the production assistants
24:02that I was in trouble in the back
24:04and she got up
24:06and went to the backstage area
24:08where I wasn't waiting
24:10where Shawn Michaels was waiting.
24:13Shawn Michaels?
24:15Shawn Michaels?
24:17Shawn Michaels is preparing
24:19for the most grueling match of his life
24:21and he's talking with Diana?
24:24Shawn Michaels brought her back there
24:26Shawn Michaels put his arm around her
24:28steered her into a dark corner
24:30and propositioned her.
24:32That's exactly what he did.
24:34He was giving new meaning
24:36of the occasion word.
24:38Everybody knows
24:40Hey, look at me.
24:42Punk, I'm talking to you.
24:44I'll sue you.
24:46Everybody knows that you think
24:48you're God's gift to women.
24:50Everybody knows that you think
24:52you're the heartbreak kid.
24:54Well I want to know something.
24:56I want to know what kind of
24:58stinking animal
25:00while he had a main event
25:02title match on pay-per-view
25:04would be in the back
25:06of a sexual deviant
25:08would think of causing
25:10somebody to break
25:12their matrimonial bonds.
25:14I want to know what kind of
25:16pervert would grab a woman
25:18an innocent woman like this
25:20who has never done anything
25:22out of the way in her life
25:24and I want to know how you
25:26would try to corrupt her
25:28and sully her and desecrate her.
25:30She's not a Jezebel.
25:32She is not a scarlet woman
25:34but you sir are a sleazebag Diana.
25:36Now Shawn Michaels,
25:38I want you to face your accuser.
25:40I want you to look into
25:42the eyes of the woman
25:44that you tried to deflower.
25:46I want you to look into
25:48the eyes of the woman
25:50that you tried to sully
25:52and ruin and Diana,
25:54I want you to look into
25:56the eyes of this beast,
25:58this sexual deviant.
26:00I want you to look into
26:02the eyes of the man
26:04who tried to lay his hands
26:06on you.
26:08What?
26:10I can't believe any of this.
26:12Believe it McMahon.
26:14Diana, do you have anything
26:16to say?
26:18Yeah, yeah I do.
26:20Shawn, I know that you want me.
26:24What? He does.
26:26He wants every woman.
26:32Go after a snake
26:34if it had a skirt on.
26:37With all due respect.
26:40Oh, that's about as sincere
26:42as flowers for a barge shot.
26:44Please, do not
26:46flatter yourself.
26:48Uh-oh, uh-oh.
26:53Uh-oh.
26:56He's trying to get off the hook now.
26:59Woo!
27:02I guess it's gone far enough.
27:04No, no.
27:06He's taking it away.
27:08What?
27:10Well, I guess we know
27:12who wears the pants
27:14in the Smith family.
27:16Whoa!
27:18Look at this!
27:20Get it! Look out!
27:22Come on!
27:24Stay with it! Wait a minute!
27:26Welcome back everyone.
27:28Just moments ago, watch this now.
27:30Diana Smith hauled off
27:32and she slapped Shawn Michaels.
27:34And deservedly so.
27:36Look at all these allegations.
27:38I can't take it away.
27:40And then from there, the British Bulldog.
27:42Well, I guess we know
27:44who wears the pants
27:46in the Smith family.
27:48Whoa!
27:50That incensed the British Bulldog.
27:52The Bulldog
27:54trying to keep Shawn Michaels down.
27:56He couldn't keep him down.
27:58Officials coming in
28:00trying to break this up.
28:03Oh, my goodness!
28:04It was a great fight
28:06for the WWF Championship
28:08later in May.
28:10But this was not for any title.
28:12Man.
28:14You let that thing
28:16get completely out of hand, McMahon.
28:18You should have just
28:20took Cornette's word for it.
28:22And Shawn Michaels is on his way
28:24back to the locker room.
28:26And on their way
28:28to the squared circle,
28:30we've got the Rockers.
28:31We're doing a talk action,
28:33ladies and gentlemen.
28:35We're doing a talk,
28:37what's coming up here later tonight
28:39in addition to tag team action.
28:41We've got The Ultimate Warrior
28:43one-on-one with Isaac Yankov.
28:45We'll carry the King over
28:47in the corner of Isaac Yankov.
28:49And next week,
28:51right here on Raw,
28:53Rosario, The Wild Man,
28:55Mark Barrow in a rematch
28:57from the recent
28:59In Your House Free For All
29:01with Owen Hart.
29:03Yeah, and Goldust
29:05is going to be right here
29:07sitting beside you, McMahon,
29:09to do commentary on that match.
29:11I'm not very much
29:13looking forward to that.
29:15All right, here we go.
29:17We are live from Sioux City, Iowa.
29:19And here come the Godwin family.
29:21Boy, look at all these
29:23Iowans really getting with this music.
29:25Why not?
29:27Yeah, I know.
29:29Every one of them,
29:31every one of them.
29:34Hello, Phineas.
29:36And, uh,
29:38I know.
29:40Get that pig away from me.
29:42Phineas.
29:44Look at this.
29:46Look at that dog.
29:48Phineas, of course,
29:50ladies and gentlemen,
29:52having some problems.
29:54Well, maybe he wouldn't call
29:56them problems with Sonny
29:58and the Body Dynas.
29:59As far as the Godwins are concerned.
30:01Probably still stuck down
30:03in his overalls.
30:05And we are told that the winner
30:07of this match, ladies and gentlemen,
30:09is going to get a title shot
30:11with the Body Dynas.
30:13And the Godwins coming
30:15ever, ever so close.
30:18I'd like to have another shot
30:20at it, no doubt about that.
30:22Yeah, they'd beat faster
30:24than that dog can lift his leg.
30:26Oh, look.
30:27That's not Dave, is it?
30:29Arnold Zipple.
30:32All right, here we go now.
30:34The New Rockers,
30:36Leif Cassidy and Marty Jannetty.
30:38We state that they are the New Rockers
30:40because Marty, of course,
30:42at one time,
30:44several years ago,
30:46teaming up with Shawn Michaels.
30:48They were a sensational team
30:50known as the Rockers.
30:52This, now, the New Rockers
30:54with Leif Cassidy and Marty Jannetty.
30:55Look at the ring attire
30:57of these hillbillies.
30:59They have overalls.
31:01There's a bucket of slop
31:03in the middle of the ring.
31:05Oh, Henry Godwin with some slop.
31:07Hey, McMahon, what about
31:09that old suit you're wearing?
31:11I knew you'd get took
31:13going to Jackie O's auction.
31:15How did you pay for that?
31:17Hi, Phineas.
31:20The Godwin family.
31:22Imagine them as tag team champions.
31:23It could happen.
31:25That would be an embarrassment,
31:27wouldn't it?
31:29No, I don't think so.
31:31Two big old country boys,
31:33rolling bone country boys.
31:35Sui calling the hogs.
31:37They're calling the hogs
31:39here in Sioux City.
31:41We're told standing by,
31:43we have Sonny.
31:45Hey.
31:47All right, Sonny,
31:49you're looking at this competition
31:51about ready to get underway.
31:53I smell really bad,
31:55but I think I can get them under control.
31:57On the other hand,
31:59you have the Rockers.
32:01I mean, Dumb and Dumber.
32:03They're so stupid,
32:05they could be dangerous.
32:07But you know what?
32:09I think I need to get
32:11a little closer look.
32:13Thank you very much
32:15for joining us.
32:17She's certainly got
32:19two beautiful belts there.
32:21She does indeed.
32:23I mean, look at your house.
32:25Unbelievable.
32:27No holds barred victory
32:29for Shawn Michaels,
32:31whom we had the pleasure
32:33of interviewing.
32:35And I must say,
32:37hopefully we'll get to the bottom
32:39of these outlandish accusations.
32:41They're not outlandish, McMahon.
32:43He's made a mockery
32:45of the sacred institution
32:47of holy matrimony.
32:49I'm not so sure that's the case.
32:51What do you mean?
32:53I mean, imagine.
32:55Somebody's wife.
32:57I'll grant you that.
32:59All right, here we go.
33:01Drop toe, nicely executed.
33:03Marty Jannetty.
33:05On Phineas at the moment.
33:07I'll tell you what
33:09Shawn Michaels might better do right now.
33:11What's that?
33:13He might better call Mike Tyson's lawyer.
33:15I'm not gonna touch that one.
33:17Dropped all the charges against Tyson.
33:19None were filed.
33:21And I think they may be filed
33:23because they don't know
33:25if there's any validity whatsoever
33:27to those allegations.
33:29Clarence Mason will take care of this.
33:31Clarence Mason?
33:33Come on, no attorneys involved in this.
33:35All right, here we go now.
33:37Phineas, that's Marty Jannetty.
33:39Right up there in the corner and backs off.
33:41What's Phineas gonna do?
33:43Oh, look out.
33:45Nicely done.
33:47Jannetty arm drag takedown.
33:49Oh my goodness, Jannetty caught Hank.
33:51He caught Henry on the other side.
33:53Oh, look at this.
33:55It's one against two.
33:57It's not two on one.
33:59Look at him go.
34:01Phineas.
34:03And once you get him riled up,
34:05he's kind of tough to calm down.
34:07The Rockers on the outside
34:09biding a little bit of time.
34:11I'm not gonna say what Phineas is,
34:13but if he married a horse,
34:15he'd sire a mule.
34:17Hold me back.
34:19Hold me back.
34:21And the Rockers
34:23are holding him back.
34:25No one was holding him back.
34:27The Rockers would like very much to have this win
34:29over the Godwin family.
34:31The Rockers would very much like to face
34:33the Bobby Donuts for the WWF Tag Team Championship.
34:35A lot at stake here in this match.
34:37I like these Rockers.
34:39And Phineas
34:41continues to come after him.
34:43Marty Jannetty says he's crazy.
34:45He might be.
34:47I'm not lying.
34:49All right.
34:51Phineas may be under control now,
34:53but what's the matter with these idiots
34:55from Arkansas, McMahon?
34:57Look at Clinton.
34:59He's having Godwin-like problems,
35:01having to give four and a half hours of testimony
35:03in this whitewater matter.
35:05These people from Arkansas are nuts.
35:07Your opinion of hard-run end by Phineas.
35:09Phineas nailing Lee Cassidy.
35:11Phineas,
35:13he's getting up.
35:15Wait a minute.
35:17Wait just a moment.
35:19What is he doing coming down here?
35:21What's Sonny doing here?
35:23We are back with more raw,
35:25live from Sioux City, Iowa.
35:27And Sonny up there with the Tag Team Championship belts.
35:29I mean the belts, you know.
35:31And Sonny looking at the Tag Team action,
35:33ladies and gentlemen, going on as we speak.
35:35Because the winner of this matchup
35:37will be facing the Bobby Donuts.
35:39And Sonny obviously getting a much closer look.
35:41Coming off the rope and
35:43double team effort on the part of
35:45Lee Cassidy, Marty Jannetty, the Rockers.
35:47The new Rockers.
35:49Look at this, McMahon.
35:51Look at Phineas up there in the corner.
35:53He's looking down.
35:55He's looking at nobody but Sonny
35:57throughout the entire commercial break.
35:59He cannot take his eyes off Sonny.
36:01Well,
36:03some like Sonny
36:05here in Sioux City.
36:07Yeah, some like it hot.
36:09Oh!
36:11Lee Cassidy in control.
36:13And Henry Godwin is in trouble.
36:15These new Rockers are much better than-
36:17Oh look at that, the elbow.
36:19The elbow of Lee Cassidy.
36:21Right up on the butt of the jaw.
36:23Tag is made wide open.
36:25Heart right hand by Marty Jannetty.
36:27I still can't get over the fact that
36:29Phineas thinks Sonny would even give him a second look.
36:31You know what?
36:33When he asks a girl out to dinner,
36:35she asks if she can bring along a date.
36:37Oh no!
36:39Marty Jannetty.
36:41And Lee Cassidy, the Rockers,
36:43are a little on the dorky side
36:45in terms of their attitude.
36:47Hey, what do you mean by that now?
36:49But it takes nothing away from their effectiveness
36:51as a tag team combination.
36:53Oh!
36:55Right into that big,
36:57probably manure covered boot.
36:59It's honest manure.
37:01What?
37:03And Phineas, you're right,
37:05is distracted by Sonny.
37:07He's been waving at her.
37:09And now Phineas trying to focus on the match.
37:11That's been the problem with the Godwins
37:13as it relates to the Body Dunners.
37:15Phineas has been smitten with Sonny
37:17and you know she does not care at all for him.
37:19She's just using him.
37:21That's right.
37:23Here comes Phineas.
37:25Phineas.
37:27Against Lee Cassidy,
37:29Phineas going wild again.
37:31Phineas treating the house.
37:33Phineas with a right hand.
37:35Phineas.
37:37Setting up Lee Cassidy for the ride.
37:39Coming off the rope and
37:41underneath the elbow.
37:43Oh no!
37:45Phineas down outside.
37:47Wait a minute, here comes Sonny.
37:49What?
37:51And Sonny surely hit Phineas
37:53Surely she's not concerned.
37:55And here comes Hill from the gym.
37:57Hill from the gym.
37:59Hill from the gym grabbed that salt bucket
38:01and put it right on top of Sonny.
38:03Quit that, Jethro.
38:05Hill from the gym wanting Sonny to stay out of that.
38:07What's going on?
38:09Ladies and gentlemen,
38:11the referee has ruled this bout
38:13a double countdown.
38:15What?
38:17Oh my goodness.
38:19Wait a minute, that means nobody went.
38:21Oh look at this, they're still going at it.
38:23I don't know.
38:25A hard right hand there.
38:27And Sonny landed a bucket of slop
38:29going around the ring.
38:31Wait a minute.
38:33Man, I just figured this out.
38:35You realize how smart Sonny is?
38:37Once again, she's used her assets
38:39to her advantage.
38:41Nobody gets a tag title match now.
38:43I'm not so sure about it.
38:45Standing by right now, ladies and gentlemen.
38:47I think Jim Ross is with that
38:49deranged mankind.
38:51Jim, are you there?
38:53Yes, and of course, earlier tonight
38:55we saw what mankind did to Bart Gunn
38:57and then in the locker room area.
38:59It was a heinous attack
39:01once again, and mankind,
39:03I have to ask you this question.
39:05Please explain to us
39:07the principles of this
39:09debilitating maneuver.
39:11Would you like me to show it to you?
39:13Yes, yes.
39:15No, just explain it.
39:17You know, there are over 740 pressure points
39:19in the human body.
39:21And during the course
39:23of an isolated adolescence,
39:25I explored them all
39:27searching for the weapon
39:29from which there would be no escape.
39:32There's a wonderful nerve
39:34running underneath the eye socket.
39:36But as you can see,
39:38no matter how hard I try,
39:42I don't know,
39:44but underneath the tongue
39:46where the flesh is weak
39:49and the nerves run deep,
39:51when enough force is exhibited,
39:54there is no escape.
39:57Temporary paralysis
39:59overcomes the body.
40:01And the only hope
40:03is mankind's love for humanity.
40:06And I assure you,
40:08I have none.
40:10Don't you fear the retribution
40:12of The Undertaker.
40:14Please show Ross.
40:16Stick it in his mouth.
40:18I'm not surprised that these fingers
40:19were able to destroy The Undertaker.
40:22But I am surprised
40:24by just how easy
40:26it really was.
40:28So show some courage
40:30to gutless goal
40:32or I will destroy you
40:34whenever and wherever
40:36I feel like it.
40:38And to tell you the truth,
40:40I'm becoming bored
40:42with your weakness.
40:44Thank you very much, Jeff.
40:46Have a nice day.
40:47We'll take it back here.
40:49Jim Ross with the deranged mankind.
40:52Here comes Isaac Yankum ready for action.
40:54Ladies and gentlemen, you want to talk action,
40:56you've got to be talking about live.
40:58WWF action, as a matter of fact,
41:00headed to the Middle East in the month of May,
41:02beginning May 8th.
41:04And here in the States,
41:06May 9th in Erie, Pennsylvania,
41:08the 10th in Hamilton, Ontario,
41:10the Cops Coliseum, May 11th.
41:12Upstate New York, get ready.
41:14Syracuse, May 12th, Binghamton, New York.
41:17Action as well right here tonight.
41:19Live, King, you're supposed to be
41:21in the corner of Isaac Yankum.
41:23No rush. What's the hurry?
41:25No rush.
41:27Well, the Warrior's not out here yet, is he?
41:29I can't wait till the Warrior does get out here, though.
41:31Out of here, he's got 32 pearly whites,
41:33but by the end of the night,
41:35he'll have zero, thanks to my man Isaac Yankum.
41:37What kind of plans do you and Isaac Yankum
41:39have for the Ultimate Warrior?
41:41You think I'm going to tell you, McMahon?
41:43You think I'm going to tell you, idiots?
41:45Just wait and see.
41:47His first wrestling appearance
41:49ever on Monday Night Raw,
41:53the Ultimate Warrior!
41:59Here he comes!
42:10Here he comes!
42:17Where did he go?
42:27Here he comes again.
42:29Uh-oh.
42:30No!
42:31Come on, Wyatt!
42:32Where do you like it?
42:33Put your hands up!
42:34Here he comes!
42:35No!
42:36No!
42:37No!
42:38No!
42:39No!
42:40No!
42:41No!
42:42No!
42:43No!
42:44No!
42:45No!
42:46No!
42:47No!
42:48No!
42:49No!
42:50No!
42:51No!
42:52No!
42:53No!
42:54No!
42:55No!
42:56No!
42:57No!
42:58No!
42:59No!
43:00No!
43:01No!
43:02No!
43:03No!
43:04No!
43:05No!
43:06No!
43:07No!
43:08No!
43:09No!
43:10No!
43:11No!
43:12No!
43:13No!
43:14It's over, they're gonna put you in a coma!
43:15Over!
43:16It'll be over, Izike!
43:17Over!
43:18Terrible people...
43:19One word major mistake right here, that's it, they've already taken you, you're not
43:20worthy or worthy.
43:21Wait.
43:22Look!
43:23Look!
43:24They just put your name.
43:25Go away!
43:26legal asylum
43:27They just sent you away!
43:28Don't let that big body get you scared, don't worry about it, you're the man.
43:32You're the man, baby, you're the one that can do it.
43:34Don't let me down, okay?
43:36Please, don't let me down.
43:36The Ultimate Warrior, ready for action.
43:38And by the way, ladies and gentlemen, you wanna tune in to WWF Mania this
43:42Saturday morning, because you can find out all about Warrior University.
43:46An opportunity for you to obtain a degree, and
43:50maybe even more importantly, fulfill a dream.
43:54That's this Saturday on WWF Mania.
43:57Shut up, McMahon.
43:5810 AM Eastern Time, right here on USA.
44:00You're gonna find out all about Warrior University.
44:04And right now, we're gonna find out whether or not Warrior can take Isaac Yank
44:07up to school.
44:08I'll just be over here.
44:09What's he doing, McMahon?
44:11Hey, listen, you've signed on to be in the corner.
44:13I'm in the corner.
44:14What's wrong with this picture?
44:16I mean, you're supposed to be here doing commentary or in the corner, but
44:19you're doing both.
44:21McMahon, please give me a break.
44:23Come on, Isaac.
44:23You're the man, baby.
44:24Watch him, watch him.
44:25Off the rope, underneath the tiptoe line, and down goes Isaac Yankham.
44:29Come on, referee, what are you doing?
44:31Open your eyes.
44:32Am I gonna have to get in there and do that, too?
44:34A hard right hand, Isaac Yankham in trouble right away.
44:36Isaac Yankham, I think, intimidated by the presence of The Ultimate Warrior.
44:40The unstoppable man, he's not intimidated by anything.
44:42This guy's so tough, he flosses his teeth with barbed wire.
44:46Look out. Through the buckle, and
44:47The Ultimate Warrior follows him in a hard clothesline.
44:50Come on, Isaac.
44:50The Warrior and Isaac Yankham having a go at it over the top rope.
44:58Stay with us, we'll continue with more action.
45:00The Warrior's going after him.
45:02We're back live, ladies and gentlemen, from Sioux City.
45:05The Ultimate Warrior mounting offense once again.
45:08Throughout the break, Isaac Yankham pretty much had his way into The Warrior.
45:11Falling down, Isaac Yankham, The Ultimate Warrior backing his teeth out.
45:15Off the rope in another clothesline.
45:17Come on, Isaac, don't let me down, baby.
45:19Please get up.
45:20Get up, Isaac.
45:21Look out, he's behind you.
45:22The Warrior from the other side.
45:24The Warrior off the rope and down across Yankham.
45:31One, two.
45:32Yes, he got him.
45:33Who put all these cards around me, McMahon?
45:36The Ultimate Warrior, The Ultimate Warrior.
45:42Look out, get out, Isaac.
45:44Ultimate Warrior victorious here on Monday Night Raw.
45:49And Yankham goes for a ride.
45:51All right, that's it, McMahon.
45:55What do you mean?
45:55I'm gonna get in there and take care of him myself.
45:57We're going right ahead.
45:58I've gotta see this.
46:00I've gotta see this.
46:01Isaac, come here.
46:04Where's Isaac going?
46:05Jerry The King Lawler.
46:07Covering Isaac Yankham back.
46:08And Yankham, uh-oh, right above Jerry The King Lawler.
46:11Who's the Ultimate Warrior?
46:13Can you give me some more slack on this card, somebody?
46:16Why, what do you want slack for?
46:17I wanna go in there and I wanna tell him what a jerk he is.
46:21Go ahead.
46:24Can I get some slack here?
46:25I'm sure The Warrior would very much like to cut The King some slack.
46:31It's this cord, McMahon.
46:33The cord is holding him back.
46:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:37The Ultimate Warrior back in the World Wrestling Federation.
46:42Bigger and fatter than ever.
46:45And Isaac Yankham, I would suggest, we'll never forget this night.
46:50The intimidation factor, very prevalent.
46:53The Warrior victorious over Isaac Yankham.
46:56And I've been told that next week, ladies and gentlemen, as we promised you,
47:02next week The Undertaker will split up against Owen Hart.
47:05More on that in a moment.
47:06Here we go.
47:07That was the move right there.
47:08What? I can't see.
47:09Where's my monitor?
47:11Well, why don't you come over here and do what you do best.
47:12Here, sit down.
47:13Do what I do best?
47:14From there.
47:15Yeah, The Warrior trying to cross Isaac Yankham.
47:20This cord won't reach.
47:22Have a seat if you like.
47:23We've also been told that Gorilla Monsoon has ordered a rematch with the Godwins
47:29against the Rockers this coming weekend on Superstars.
47:32But right here next week, what about it?
47:33Owen Hart against The Undertaker with Goldust apparently out here
47:38at ringside doing commentary.
47:40Goldust, you're gonna have to sit beside him.
47:42Right there.
47:43Right next to you, McMahon.
47:45He's gonna touch you with those gold fingers.
47:48All that plus the kid to face Wildman Mac Merrill right here next week,
47:52ladies and gentlemen, on Monday Night Raw.
47:54So long, everybody.