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00:00Hello, my name is Finn, I like to out-win, and I'm going to be out-winning today.
00:30I like to play soccer, more than meet the boss.
00:47Oh, baby.
00:52I want sexual healing with a girl.
00:55Nothing at all, I wasn't singing to myself now or anything.
01:00Why is this suspicious? What are you doing?
01:03One sec.
01:06Call me.
01:08Well, because I already brought on my inner gay guy.
01:16Someone just said-
01:17I have to kiss you, Finn.
01:18No, someone just said-
01:19I have to kiss you on the hand! Please!
01:20Someone just said, uh-
01:21I love you!
01:22Someone just said spicy on my-
01:24Shit, get the brick, and then you roll it, control it, and then you roll it.
01:28Wait, I messed up.
01:29I messed up.
01:30I'm gone.
01:40Oh my god, I hate to impose, but is that Fred Savage?
01:43Yeah.
01:44Yeah!
01:45Is that the dude from Fred-
01:46Class, that's what the mucus plug is.
01:49Okay, thank you.
01:51Anyway, teaching rules.
01:53Call me Charlie.
01:55Hey, is this Sneaky Man in China?
01:59Dude, I met a Sneaky Man in China.
02:24Quack, quack, quack.
02:32Aha, look at Finn Wolfhard floating on flour, what idiot.
02:36Aha, he fell over.
02:38Aha, he dead.
02:41Hi, my name's Finn Wolfhard, and I'm an actor.
02:44Botox runs in the family.
02:54The End
03:15Check out my Minecraft channel.
03:21Hey guys.
03:22Turns out...
03:30Checking for pimples.
03:34Looking for love.
03:36It's not even day two yet.
03:38It's not even day two yet.
03:45Anyways guys, that was day one of vlogging.
03:47I'll see you tomorrow.
03:53Day two of vlogging is gone.
03:56What's a day two?
03:59Day two of vlogging is gone.
04:03Day two of vlogging is gone.
04:09Day two of vlogging is gone.
04:11I don't wanna say anything wrong.
04:13It's ready real.
04:14Haha.
04:15Yeah?
04:18Day 2 of vlogging is done.
04:19Welcome to Finn Wolfhard Talk Time, the show where we talk time talk.
04:25That moment when Jack leaves his birthday present here.
04:28Guys, look, I dressed him up.
04:31It's our last day.
04:34So tomorrow's our last day.
04:37And we just finished our second last day.
04:39And I just wanted to say I really love you guys.
04:41What's up with this world?
04:44Go ahead.
04:45Oh, uh, you're tearing me apart, Nisa!
04:48I did not.
04:49I did not hit her.
04:51In a minute, bitch.
04:53Don't talk.
04:54Someone knows.
04:57I met him yesterday.
04:58He ran up to me and he said,
05:00This is crazy, right?
05:02Someone spilled wine on you.
05:03Let's take a picture.
05:05I'm an actor, too.
05:08I'm right here.
05:14Say something good.
05:15I want to say something good.
05:17Anyone know something good?
05:18I'll tell you something good.
05:19Here, watch this.
05:20Jack, I don't want to hear anything else.
05:23Go in your room.
05:24What's up, guys?
05:26Day one of vlogging.
05:28Just woke up in the bathtub.
05:30Also, did I mention I just woke up in the bathtub?
05:33That's because my ex-wife, Karen, put me out, took the dog, took the house,
05:39and now I'm staying in the bathtub.
05:44It's cool.
05:47It's cool.
05:56We're about to go into the VR place, guys.
05:58I don't like this.
05:59Bill, shut up.
06:00Mom, if I don't make it back, I love you.
06:02Can you be my friend?
06:04Fuck you, Bill.
06:05Fuck you.
06:07I'm sinking.
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06:16Oh, my God.
06:17Oh, my God.
06:18Oh, my God.
06:19Oh, my God.
06:20Oh, my God.
06:21Oh, my God.
06:22Oh, my God.
06:23Stop it, you bitch.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:25Oh, I'm floating.
06:26I'm floating up on a deck.
06:27Oh, no, no.
06:28Shut up, Jack.
06:29Fuck you, Bill.
06:30Fuck you.
06:31I love Crocs.
06:32Oh, my God.
06:33Are you out of your mind?
06:34Dude, I wear Crocs every day.
06:35I love Crocs.
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10:00I just got a new dog.
10:04And I got her because she was wearing sunglasses.
10:08So, that explains that.
10:12Hello, Finn Wolfhard here.
10:16I'm a man, okay?
10:18I'm not a woman.
10:30I'm not a man.
10:50Get set.
10:51Go.
10:52Tune in on my Instagram account.
10:54And my Instagram account.
10:55To watch it live at 6.15 and at 9.15.
10:58You spit on my face, you're welcome.
10:59Ow!
11:00Sorry.
11:01Hey.
11:01What's up?
11:02We've imprinted you.
11:03If you dress up as...
11:04Who's this guy?
11:05Uh, Georgie.
11:07Or Pennywise.
11:08We had a Halloween and posted on social media
11:10using the hashtag It's Halloween
11:12you had a chance to be featured on the
11:14It Movie Official Instagram page.
11:16So, uh, make sure you go and do that.
11:18And, uh...
11:19Happy Halloween!
11:20Happy Halloween!
11:21Merry Christmas.
11:22Merry Christmas.
11:23Merry Christmas.
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11:55Merry Christmas.
11:56Merry Christmas.
11:57Merry Christmas.
11:58We have a girl in a box.
11:59Why, another new kid-kick.
12:01Come on now, let's go and take it and give it to her!
12:04Actually, we just had a final interview.
12:06Yay!
12:07Yeah!
12:15Ha-ha!
12:16What's up guys?
12:17Day one of vlogging.
12:19Uh, just woke up in the bathtub.
12:21Also, did I mention I just woke up in the bathtub?
12:25That's because my ex-wife, Karen, put me out,
12:28took the dog, took the house,
12:30and now I'm staying in the bathtub.
12:35It's cool.
12:37You know, you really gotta deal with what you have.
12:43Like, I have this, this is Karen's actually,
12:47this is Karen's hairbrush.
12:50What is in Harrison's bathroom?
12:58Hey guys, turns out,
13:07checking for pimples.
13:11Looking for love.
13:13It's not even day two yet.
13:15Extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra,
13:20We're next on Ellen.
13:24And my head's covering this giant light.
13:27That's a big light.
13:29There's a giant group of, like, lined up fans
13:32that, like, booed me.
13:34It's fine.
13:37It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
13:49I see Emma Stone and Meryl Streep going,
13:53and I was like, I made it.
13:55I made it.
14:04Nice.
14:06Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
14:11go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
14:19Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
14:27Got you, got you, got you, got you, got you, got you, got you.
14:40Oh, what am I doing, guys?
14:41Logan right here.
14:41Today, I'm going to be showing you how to hack.
14:47Hey, guys.
14:48I'm Logan, and today, I want to address
14:49some certain situations with my Twitter account
14:52where some rumors have been flying around the internet.
14:54Number one, the excrement firecracker.
14:57Everyone has been talking about it.
15:00It's okay, it's okay, you're welcome.
15:03Yes, I'm just a normal everyday guy.
15:07What do you look for in a girl?
15:08I look for boobies.
15:10I'm sorry, that was a joke, that was a joke.
15:12Hi, Nara.
15:13Nara, I don't know.
15:14Sorry.
15:15I'm sorry.
15:16Flavortown.
15:17Stop touching my penis.
15:19Thanks, J.
15:20That's true.
15:21What are your nicknames?
15:23Fear or happiness.
15:29I don't know how to retweet on this app here.
15:34I assume it's this button, but see, it's not working.
15:39I don't know why.
15:42Come back next week for a new tutorial.
15:48Go see it, September 8th.
15:53What's going on?
15:55Are you trying to do Jethro Tulfo as a bridge?