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00:00Hello, my name is Emily and I'm from Iceland.
00:06Emily from Iceland.
00:07Your favorite animal's the kitty cat. What about you, Jessica?
00:09Mine's the puppy dog. What about you, Becky?
00:11Satan.
00:12Stop it, Becky! That's not an animal!
00:22Jack, stop.
00:31Hammer hit.
00:32And who rapped?
00:33YouTube.
00:34Who rapped on YouTube?
00:35Solid D.
00:36Wait, did anybody rap on YouTube?
00:37Anybody rap?
00:38No.
00:39We have our...
00:40We have our...
00:41I can't remember.
00:42What are you doing?
00:43I'm gonna turn it into a video.
00:44Hit it with your head, bro.
00:45Yeah.
01:01It's out on Blu-ray tomorrow.
01:03What is?
01:04It is.
01:05What's it?
01:06The movie.
01:07What movie?
01:08It!
01:10Forget it.
01:12No, that...
01:13No, that's why I want the Blu-ray.
01:15Oh, shoot! Freshness!
01:16Fresh.
01:17I bet...
01:18I bet my art producer...
01:23Uh, Wyatt, Olaf.
01:25Uh, Wyatt, Olaf.
01:28I guess...
01:32Um...
01:33I don't know.
01:34But I feel ya.
01:35Make anyone...
01:36Trigger.
01:37I don't know what to say.
01:38I don't want to mess up.
01:39And...
01:40I don't know.
01:41Good night.
01:42I love Vin.
01:43Jack is real.
01:44I'm gay.
01:45I'm gay.
01:46I like dick. Fine.
01:47I'm gay.
01:48No, no, no, no.
01:49He's a multi-million dollar...
01:50Hey!
01:51Oh, my God.
01:52What?
01:53Advertising Jack?
01:54Wait, wait, wait.
01:55You can't do it.
01:56I'm already going.
01:57Hurry up.
01:58Okay, wait, wait, wait.
01:59Go.
02:00Let's see it.
02:01Hey!
02:02Jack!
02:03Oh, oh!
02:04Girl, stop!
02:09How are they doing?
02:10Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:13Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:14Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:15Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:16...and Jack when he was eight years old
02:17as Lord Evil and Oakley.
02:18Ladies and gentlemen,
02:20the Jack Dylan Grazer!
02:23Woo!
02:26Bravo!
02:28Woo!
02:29Bravo.
02:30Ah!
02:35Hi, Jack!
02:36Hi!
02:37Whoo!
02:38It's a shock.
02:39Ha, ha, ha.
02:40I remember when I was like 6, I was at dinner with my mom, and I was obsessed with Indiana
03:08Jones, and Star Wars, and Harrison Ford walked in, and I was like 6, and I was like, I can't
03:15do that guy, I can't do that, but my mom made me go, and I took a picture with him, or no,
03:22I didn't take a picture, I was just like, hey, I love you.
03:39It's so beautiful out here, I just love it.
03:44That was perfect!
03:47What's going on, Jake?
03:49What's going on?
03:50There's no one in Toronto!
03:52That's a nice onesie.
03:54That's a twosie.
03:55Hello, darling.
03:56Hey!
03:58And a good day to you too, sir.
04:02New videos up on my YouTube channel.
04:04Find it, like it, subscribe it, just kiss it.
04:07Just for me.
04:09Yeah!
04:11Funny.
04:13Chris.
04:14What?
04:15Where are my teeth?
04:24Chuggas!
04:25Chuggas!
04:28Chuggas!
04:30What?
04:31Okay, gotcha, gotcha.
04:34Did you push that last thing?
04:35No.
04:37I want to be able to swim.
04:38I am done.
04:39I just got my face in, that's all that counts.
04:41Blue, brother!
04:42Yeah!
04:47Oh, hi.
04:48Do a backflip.
04:50What?
04:51Do a backflip.
04:52What?
04:53You're gonna get it.
04:57Oh, Jack just made a snow angel.
05:00Hi, honey.
05:01Hi, Rue.
05:02I love you, Drew.
05:04Oh, look at that beautiful snow angel.
05:10Off he goes.
05:16SAT!
05:24These two suck.
05:27This is where it's at.
05:28Fight me!
05:30Fight me!
05:32Get his legs.
05:33Get his legs.
05:34Get him.
05:36Woo!
05:37Hey, how are you?
05:38Legs are the heaviest part of the body, everyone.
05:40Yeah, besides his mom.
05:42Smart.
05:47Oh, hi.
05:48Do a backflip.
05:50What?
05:51Do a backflip.
05:52What?
05:53You're gonna get it.
05:57Right now.
05:58Okay, hi.
05:59My name is Cynthia Melissa and I have nothing else to say.
06:02Go ahead.
06:03Oh, uh, you're tearing me apart, Lisa.
06:06I did not.
06:07I did not hit her.
06:09In a minute, bitch.
06:11Don't talk.
06:12I'm so nosy.
06:14I met him yesterday and he went up to me and he said,
06:18This is crazy, right?
06:19Someone spilled wine on me.
06:20Let's take a picture.
06:23You're an actor, too, right?
06:24Yeah.
06:27What do you got?
06:28What do you got?
06:2999.99%
06:34Can we take a photo?
06:35Yeah, yeah.
06:39All right, thoughts on cream cheese icing.
06:41We've been having a debate for a long time.
06:43Cream cheese icing on whenever you have red velvet cakes,
06:46cinnamon buns, vote yes for cream cheese icing or no.
06:50I hope that you will make the right choice.
06:54Every time it worked, it worked like this.
07:05Oh, that was a major fall.
07:07How the fuck did I miss?
07:09Did you watch it on the monitor?
07:10See him?
07:11Did you watch it on the monitor?
07:12Yeah, no, a little bit.
07:14What does he look like?
07:16Did you guys see it on the monitor?
07:17Let's see, let's see.
07:18Let's see, let's see.
07:25Do a rap.
07:27Put your head down.
07:28Jeremy, do a rap.
07:30I went to Starbucks to get a cappuccino.
07:33Actually, that's him.
07:38Oh, man, he's bright now.
07:49Merry Christmas.
07:52Oh, I'm the happiest Christmas tree.
07:57Merry Christmas, everyone.
07:58Merry Christmas to everyone that I love.
08:01Merry Christmas to everyone that I don't love.
08:05Merry Christmas to the people I don't even know.
08:08But overall, Merry Christmas to the world.
08:11Merry Christmas, everyone.
08:18Merry Christmas.
08:20Merry Christmas.
08:22Merry Christmas.
08:24Merry Christmas.
08:28Merry Chri-
08:30Chanukah.
08:31Merry Christmas.
08:39Snowy time.
08:41Happy birthday to you.
08:47Happy birthday to you.
08:54Happy birthday to you.
09:00Go ahead.
09:02Jack, what are you doing?
09:04It was just good.
09:05Go.
09:07Jack.
09:08Go.
09:09Just go.
09:27My name is Finn Wolfhard and I don't like fruit of any kind.
09:31And maybe in two years I will.
09:38That's cool.
09:40Anyone?
09:42Trying to get to level 99 with me?
09:43Trying to catch some fish?
09:45No, I'm just-
09:46Hey, guys.
09:47If you don't need no lovin' beans.
09:52If you don't need.
09:53If you don't need.
09:54Sofia.
09:55Hey, Sofia.
09:56Sofia.
09:57If you don't need no lovin' beans.
09:58Say it.
09:59Say it.
10:00Don't spray it.
10:01If you don't need no lovin' beans.
10:02We had the best night.
10:03I wanna go home.
10:08There you go.
10:10Is that the end?
10:11Is that the end?
10:12It's out on Blu-ray tomorrow.
10:14What is?
10:15It is.
10:16What's it?
10:17The movie.
10:18What movie?
10:19It.
10:21Forget it.
10:23No, that-
10:24No, that's why I want the Blu-ray.
10:27Hey, so here's my car.
10:28It has a lot of cool features for you Craigslist users.
10:31It has a lot of cool features for you Craigslist users.
10:34Craigslist users.
10:36Guantanamo.
10:37Guantanamo and mine is L. Abrams.
10:39I hate L. Abrams so much.
10:41Anyone have-
10:42As we leave, anyone have a good Pennywise imitation?
10:43I mean, I did it.
10:44Anyone else wanna go for it?
10:45Sofia.
10:46Sofia.
10:47Sofia.
10:48Sofia.
10:49Sofia.
10:50Sofia.
10:51Sofia.
10:52Sofia.
10:53Sofia.
10:54Sofia.
10:55Sofia.
10:56Sofia.
10:57Sofia.
10:58Sofia.
10:59Sofia.
11:00I said, how old were you when you were seven?
11:02No, I heard your question and it just made no sense.
11:06Freeze.
11:07And that's where the video stops.
11:09It's so beautiful out here.
11:10I just love it.
11:14That was perfect!
11:17Oh my god.
11:18Oh my god.
11:19Oh my god.
11:20Oh my god.
11:21Oh my god.
11:22Oh my god.
11:23Oh my god.
11:24Oh my god.
11:25Oh my god.
11:26Oh my god.
11:27Oh my god.
11:28Oh my god.
11:30Um, I'm Ethan, and uh, I got a really good time.
11:34I get a really good time when I go down to the market.
11:37Once you get to know them, they're very nice.
11:44Good night.
11:45Alright, so, like I was saying.
11:50Say something interesting.
11:52Something.
11:54Get it?
11:55I get it.
12:00Take the exit right there.
12:24What?
12:26What?
12:28What?
12:30That's it.
12:31That's it.
12:32Now you just look like a 20 year old.
12:34Okay.
12:56Hey, will you go to prom with me?
12:58Yes, of course.
12:59Great, I'll pick you up at 8.
13:01Okay.
13:24And the last one, because I have to get out of here.
13:27Would you rather eat a booger pizza or kiss Pennywise on the mouth?
13:30Kiss Pennywise on the mouth.
13:31What?
13:32Bill Starling is gorgeous.
13:57Oh my god.
14:01Happy birthday dear Andy.
14:05Happy birthday to you.
14:16It's so hot.
14:18It is so hot.
14:20It's so hot, Michael.
14:21It's because of me.
14:22What are you going to do?
14:23Um, I'm Nathan, and uh, I got a really good time.
14:27I got a really good time when I go down to the market.
14:31Guess what?
14:32It's Dante's birthday!
14:34Woohoo!
14:46Doing okay?
14:47Getting some balls out?
14:48Sure.
14:49Wow, you're making good pro-
14:51Ha ha ha.
14:53Me in the group, so I could kind of get the sense of the character, but I never really
14:59read the whole thing.
15:00The first two weeks were us sort of just bonding.
15:03Um, right Jack?
15:04Yeah.
15:07What's up guys?
15:10Hello guys.
15:11Hi, it's Cremon here.
15:13I like to fly, and I have no friends.
15:15I don't know.
15:17Hey guys, it's Patrick, and I like...
15:19Pasta!
15:20Oh, he...
15:22He likes pasta, and guess who also likes pasta?
15:26My name's Jack.
15:28I also like pasta.
15:30Ow.
15:32What's up, bros?
15:33What's up, broskies?
15:36Press that!
15:37Here we go, right now!
15:38Three, two, one, go!
15:40I have a heart now.
15:42I'm sorry.
15:44In the long run, you never even get the prodigy milk.
15:49It's gonna be fine.
15:50Hold on.
15:51Tangerines in the night.
16:13Where did I get it?
16:14Oh, sorry.
16:15Um, actually in Atlanta.
16:18I was looking...
16:19Yeah.
16:20I was looking around, and I couldn't really find anything I liked.
16:22Bloomingdale's or any other of the costume stores.
16:25And I...
16:29Whipped his head around and stared at us.
16:31First time we ever got to see him.
16:33So sometimes when you're making a horror movie,
16:35something might not look very scary on set.