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00:00Oh, is that a woman's purse?
00:03Yeah, it's trending.
00:04What?
00:05Hello?
00:06Hey, are you still coming over later?
00:07Yeah, I am.
00:08Make sure you wear that purse.
00:09You look so hot with it.
00:10I will.
00:11You don't want to get left behind.
00:12Why you got holes in your shirt?
00:13It's trending.
00:14My picture just got 2 million likes.
00:15You don't want to get left behind.
00:16Yo, are you eating dog food?
00:17Yeah, it's trending.
00:18Hey, give me that.
00:19I ain't getting left behind.
00:20Give me this purse.
00:21Hey, stop.
00:22Have you seen my...
00:23What the hell is going on?
00:24I'm just trying to trim, mama.
00:25Boy, I'll give you something to trim about.
00:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:27Stop.
00:28Stop.
00:29Stop.
00:30Stop.
00:31Stop.
00:32Stop.
00:33Stop.
00:34Stop.
00:35Stop.
00:36Stop.
00:37Stop.
00:38Stop.
00:39Stop.
00:40Stop.
00:41Stop.
00:42Stop.
00:43Stop.
00:44Stop.
00:45Stop.
00:46Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:48Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:49Whoa, whoa.
00:50Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:51Everybody is doing it.
00:52Everybody is doing it.
00:53Yeah, it's not trending anymore.
01:03Oh, thanks, mom.
01:07Mom should have known how to throw down, bro.
01:10Yeah, why are you calling my mom?
01:12Relax.
01:13It's a butt dial.
01:16It's a very common thing.
01:18Yeah, you right.
01:19Adam, I just got an email from you.
01:21Yo, why you emailing my mom?
01:23Relax.
01:25It's a butt email.
01:27It's a very common thing.
01:29Oh.
01:30Alright.
01:31This deluge is crazy.
01:32Yeah, I'm a fan of veggies, you know what I'm saying?
01:34Uh, Adam, why would you send me flowers?
01:37What?
01:39A dozen roses from Adam?
01:40No, relax.
01:42It's a butt delivery.
01:44It's a very common thing.
01:45No, that's not common.
01:47Get the hell out of my house.
01:48Don't talk back to your father.
01:50What?
01:51It's a butt marriage.
01:53It's a very common thing.
01:56Go to your room.
01:57Now.
01:59And finish your vegetables.
02:00Hey!
02:01Don't do that.
02:03And one of y'all got some gum?
02:05Man, this my last piece, man.
02:15Oh, I got a whole pack right here.
02:17Oh, you got it?
02:18Never mind.
02:19But wait!
02:20Hey, it's cold outside.
02:21Can I borrow one of y'all jackets?
02:22Man, alright, man.
02:29Here go my jacket, man.
02:30Can I?
02:31Thanks.
02:32I got an extra jacket.
02:33Oh, you got it?
02:35Hey, my sister's in town.
02:36You think one of you guys can show her a good time?
02:38Oh, I got you.
02:43You got any more sisters?
02:44No, that's it.
02:45Yo, I'm about to introduce you to so many chicks.
02:47Okay, cool.
02:48Yeah.
02:49I'm her favorite, too, though.
02:50This is Michelle.
02:51Nice to meet you.
02:52Hey.
02:53Oh, take it easy, buddy.
02:55Hey, this is Lizzie.
02:56Hi.
02:57How are you?
02:58Hey.
02:59Oh!
03:00Hey, this is my girl Wakanda.
03:02Hi, I'm Wakanda.
03:03Oh, hey.
03:04Oh, oh.
03:05Oh!
03:06Oh, shit, she like you.
03:09Hey, this is Katie.
03:10So nice to meet you.
03:11Oh, oh, oh.
03:14Ah!
03:17That's enough!
03:19I have to leave.
03:24Hey, hey, hey, bro.
03:25What's your name?
03:28Iron Man.
03:30Well, I don't want to tell her you don't.
03:35Ah!
03:38Hey, I saw that spot first.
03:40Yeah, but I have a clean pass vehicle.
03:42Yeah, but my car's more eco-friendly.
03:44It's fully electric.
03:46Yeah, but I'm more eco-friendly than your car.
03:53I recycle plastic.
03:55I don't even use plastic.
03:57I use paper straws.
04:01Ah!
04:06Oh, yeah?
04:07Well, in my spare time, I clean up trash in the ocean.
04:16All right, keep coming.
04:17Keep coming.
04:18You got about 10 inches left.
04:19Keep coming.
04:20Yeah, are you sure?
04:21You can fit me.
04:22You can fit the car.
04:23Keep coming.
04:24Are you sure?
04:25Keep coming.
04:26Are you sure?
04:27Keep coming.
04:28It was one of the greatest movies of all time.
04:30That's the girl I like.
04:31Where?
04:32Right over there.
04:33Take a look.
04:34But don't make it obvious.
04:37Man, what are you doing?
04:38I'm trying to look.
04:39I won't make it obvious.
04:40Oh, because I really like this girl, and I don't want to...
04:43Yo!
04:45I was just trying to get a better look.
04:47I won't make it obvious.
04:48Well, you're making it really obvious.
04:49Give me that.
04:52Now, look.
04:53I really like this girl, but I don't want to...
04:56Yo!
04:58I was just painting a picture so I could get a longer look.
05:01I won't make it obvious.
05:02Give me that.
05:03What is this?
05:04It's finger paint.
05:05But you're making it real obvious.
05:07I told you, I like this girl, and you're gonna...
05:11I'm just shooting a quick short film to get a better look.
05:14I won't make it obvious.
05:15Well, you made it real obvious.
05:17I'm sure she knows now.
05:24I told you it wasn't obvious.
05:26Yo, check out the link I sent you.
05:28I have no service right now.
05:29Oh, just use my hotspot.
05:30Okay.
05:31Yeah, no worries.
05:33Hey, are you connected to two phones?
05:36Oh, I'm just transferring some files.
05:38Yeah, it'll be real quick.
05:40Alright, cool.
05:44Yo!
05:45Did you connect your desktop to my hotspot?
05:47Yeah, some of the files are bigger, so I have to use this.
05:51It'll be real quick.
05:52Okay, well, make it quick, because the way my data works out, it's...
05:56I need movement, I need insight, and I need logistics.
05:58I'll give you the number and a thank you, sir.
06:00What is this?
06:02Are you running a whole operation off my hotspot?
06:05I'm just running a small business.
06:07It'll be real quick.
06:09Mr. W, should I push your appointment to three?
06:11Yes, you can push it!
06:12You know what? Actually, cancel it.
06:13You're all fired.
06:14I'm turning off my hotspot.
06:20Hey, are we Netflix and chilling tonight?
06:24Can we use your hotspot?
06:25No!
06:26That's crazy, right?
06:27LOL.
06:29What?
06:30LOL.
06:31What does that mean?
06:32Laugh out loud.
06:33Everyone knows that.
06:34Oh, okay, of course.
06:36I mean, I knew that.
06:37Yo, I'm watching a movie right now.
06:38TTYL.
06:39What was the last thing you said?
06:40TTYL.
06:41What's that?
06:42Talk to you later.
06:43Everyone knows that.
06:44Right.
06:45Yo, we should order something to eat.
06:46I'm hungry.
06:47Oh, you can just have my sandwich.
06:48What?
06:49Yeah.
06:50Thanks.
06:51What kind of sandwich is this?
06:52THPBII.
06:53THPBII?
06:54Oh, yeah.
06:55Turkey, ham, pickles, bread.
06:56Mm.
06:57Kind of like peanut butter.
06:58Yeah, it is.
06:59I'm allergic to peanut butter.
07:01Why didn't you tell me?
07:02I did tell you.
07:03I said THPBII.
07:05Oh!
07:06What does that mean?
07:08That has peanut butter in it.
07:09Everyone knows that.
07:11I mean CPR.
07:12CPR?
07:13I don't know that word.
07:14Cardiopulmonary.
07:20Alright, babe.
07:24Yo.
07:25What's good, man?
07:26Oh, my girl's about to come over.
07:27Not with that big ol' pimple on your face.
07:30She's here.
07:31Figure it out.
07:32Hey, babe.
07:36What's up with your hair?
07:41Uh, I'm trying something new with my hair.
07:43It looks stupid.
07:45What's the name of that show we're watching?
07:49Are you wearing makeup?
07:54Uh, I'm trying something new.
07:56That's not even the right skin color foundation.
07:58And it looks stupid.
08:00Where's the remote?
08:05Uh, just so I don't lose the remote.
08:07That doesn't make any sense.
08:08Give me that.
08:09Wait!
08:23Oh, my God.
08:54Yes!
09:05Excuse me.
09:06Do you have any spare change?
09:07I could really use it.
09:08Oh, man.
09:09I'd love to, but I don't have any cash on me.
09:11I only have card.
09:12Oh, I actually accept card on my phone.
09:14Oh, okay.
09:22I actually accept card on my phone.
09:23Yeah, you could just swipe.
09:25I could really use it.
09:26Oh, yeah, but this card doesn't swipe.
09:28It only has a chip.
09:29So, I'm sorry.
09:31I have an ATM right here.
09:33I could really use it.
09:35Look, I'm from India.
09:36It's not even the same currency, bro.
09:38I'm sorry.
09:39Oh, well, I have currency exchange right here.
09:42I could really use it.
09:44We exchange yen, pounds, and rupees.
09:45How can I help you?
09:53You know what?
09:54Just take this.
09:55One, two, three.
09:56Have a good day.
09:59You have a good day.
10:02Excuse me.
10:04Do you have any change?
10:06I'm homeless.
10:07I don't have any money.
10:09I have a job application right here.
10:11Ten years.
10:12Getting better and better.
10:13Cheese?
10:14Sure.
10:15Tell me when to stop.
10:16I will.
10:17I deal with it in public.
10:18You know, so basically my goal right now is just to wait for my mother to pass away.
10:20Just tell me when to stop.
10:21So right now I'm just waiting for my mother to pass away.
10:23And I'm the owner of a brand new house.
10:25I'm gonna get some more cheese.
10:29Just tell me when to stop.
10:30I will.
10:31And, um, the places that I actually put this money into, I mean...
10:34Do things like that.
10:37I'll be right back.
10:39No, I get it.
10:43Just tell me when to stop.
10:47I mean, besides that, it's...
10:49I'll be right back.
10:52That's the...
10:53That's the goat.
10:54It's goat cheese.
10:57Tell me when to stop.
11:00Okay, that's enough.
11:01That's enough.
11:02He's good.
11:05Can we get a refill on the water?
11:09Hey, can I get the Wi-Fi password?
11:10Oh, yeah.
11:11It's R-A-5-6.
11:14Cool.
11:15J-R-explanation mark.
11:17This is pretty long, bro.
11:18Q-S.
11:20What is this?
11:21Oh, yeah, it's not done yet.
11:22Part of the password's in Cambodian.
11:23Okay, can you please start all over?
11:33Wait, what?
11:34What's going on?
11:35It's not done yet.
11:36Yeah, part of the password is the musical note, the circle of life.
11:38Okay.
11:44Circle of life.
11:46Okay.
11:47Okay.
11:49It's not done yet.
11:50Part of the password is frequency transmissions from my brain.
12:00That's it, right?
12:01Wait.
12:03It says the password's incorrect.
12:04Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you to capitalize the first letter.
12:07R-A-5-
12:09Stop!
12:10This place is dumb.
12:11Oh, hey, you think you can take off your shoes?
12:13It's a house rule.
12:14If you don't mind.
12:15Oh, yeah, no doubt, no doubt.
12:17Okay.
12:19You think you can take your socks off, too?
12:21If you don't mind.
12:24Alright.
12:26Okay.
12:27What?
12:29You think I can wash your feet?
12:30If you don't mind.
12:32Okay.
12:38Alright, we good?
12:41You think you can walk on these hot coals?
12:43Just to kill the dead skin on your feet.
12:45If you don't mind.
12:48If you don't mind.
12:56Reverend Mordecai's gonna have to bless your feet.
12:58The power of Christ compels the odors from your feet.
13:01Okay, okay, I'm done, I'm done, I'm out, I'm out.
13:04His feet are possessed.
13:08How did you get in here with those shoes?
13:09Hey, babe, I made you some food.
13:12Oh, thanks, baby.
13:14Do you like it?
13:17No, it's great.
13:18I just already ate, so I'm full.
13:21You sound pretty hungry.
13:26Uh, yeah, then I'll just, I'll eat some then.
13:29Oh!
13:30I dropped it by accident.
13:31I guess I'll just eat your food next time.
13:32Oh, no, I made you an extra plate.
13:35I actually just got some dental work done,
13:37so I shouldn't be eating any solids.
13:39Oh, no, that's fine, I'll just make it a smoothie.
13:45Here you go.
13:50Oh, my God!
13:51Babe!
13:52Oh, my God!
13:55Stay with me, Adam!
13:56Almost lost you there.
13:57Thank God you're okay.
13:58Oh, my God!
13:59Oh, my God!
14:00Oh, my God!
14:01Oh, my God!
14:02Oh, my God!
14:03Almost lost you there.
14:04Thank God your girlfriend brought you in.
14:05And don't worry.
14:06I put my food in your feeding tube.
14:26Yeah, one sec.
14:27I'm just wiping down the seat.
14:28I haven't got started yet.
14:30Wiping down the seat?
14:31Is that really necessary, sir?
14:34Yeah, just give me a sec.
14:35I'm still cleaning.
14:36I haven't got started yet.
14:39Sir, can you please explain to me
14:40why you can be quiet in there?
14:44Yeah, just give me a sec.
14:45I'm installing my own toilet seat.
14:47I haven't got started yet.
14:54Sir, are you doing construction in there?
14:58Yeah, just give me a sec.
14:59I'm installing my own toilet.
15:01I haven't got started yet.
15:04I'm gonna fall!
15:05Wait.
15:08I'm sorry.
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