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00:00We're going to splash in water and then we're going to land some...
00:03No, we're not going in water.
00:04Well, no, we are.
00:05But not on film.
00:06We're going to lay down on some rocks and talk about dead children.
00:10Yeah.
00:11And the Torah or something.
00:12Yeah.
00:13But I want to spend my free time.
00:14You want to mess with me, huh?
00:16You want to mess...
00:17You see these eyes?
00:18You see this glass ball that I got in my hand?
00:23Yeah!
00:27New videos up on my YouTube channel.
00:29Find it.
00:30Like it.
00:31Subscribe it.
00:32Just kiss it.
00:33Just for me.
00:49Unpredictable behavior and energy shifts and stuff like that that I find scary in people.
00:57I want to incorporate that into the character.
00:59So, we'll see.
01:00It works.
01:01Go release the balloon.
01:03What?
01:07Go ahead.
01:08Jack, what are you doing?
01:12Go.
01:14Jack.
01:15Go.
01:16Just go.
01:18I'm using the fish handles.
01:21What the fuck are you doing?
01:24Oh, Jack just made a snow angel.
01:26Hi, honey.
01:27Hi, Rue.
01:28I love you, True.
01:31Oh, look at that beautiful snow angel.
01:36Off he goes.
01:41Pussyweed.
01:45Uh-huh, honey.
01:48Beat me, daddy.
01:51Are you alright?
01:52There's seven people waiting to get fed.
01:55I can't feed all of them.
01:57I need my wife to get a second job so I can keep doing this shit that I like.
02:04I'm Boxman.
02:08Did you do it?
02:09Yes.
02:13Noah Goatee.
02:17Who's this?
02:28Hi, this is Flagner.
02:29Take good care of him.
02:31He has no soul.
02:32He would be taking on the streets of Toronto all alone.
02:35So, whoever gets him has a lucky prize.
02:38Goodbye, Flagner.
02:39Away!
02:43Goodbye, Flagner.
02:45Bye, Flagner.
02:47He's going so slow!
03:06Hey guys!
03:07Hey guys!
03:08Hey guys!
03:09Hey guys!
03:11Hiya!
03:13It's so cold, girl!
03:15It's so cold!
03:27Hey Jack!
03:28Don't talk to me!
03:37Excremented!
03:39Oh, it's like a private thing!
03:41Jack, you just did that!
03:44Definitely, so yeah.
03:45That would probably be worse.
03:46We're at CRL!
03:48We're at CRL!
04:10Hey, can you tell me why you think I'm gay?
04:13Why is that?
04:14Why is that?
04:16Where is...
04:20Where is the proof?
04:25What proof is in the pudding?
04:27Do you have a girlfriend yet?
04:28It's me.
04:29True.
04:30See, I'm gorgeous.
04:31Chill out!
04:32Why are you so aggressive?
04:33I'm aggressive.
04:36Yeah, I just talk about the story.
04:38It's a fun story.
04:44You know, we are friends.
04:52You are my dad!
04:54You're my dad!
04:55Boogie, boogie, boogie!
04:57Cover Wyatt, I'll get Logan.
05:03I can't see so short.
05:05Cover Wyatt.
05:13Hey, wait.
05:14If you look black, you can go on right now.
05:16If you look black, you can go on right now.
05:18If you look black, you can go on right now.
05:20If you look black, you can go on right now.
05:30Season 2 is cancelled.
05:31This is my friend, Joseph.
05:32Just tell me off.
05:34Wait!
05:49Okay, so you see that there's a domino.
05:52It's in this head.
05:54This head is empty.
05:55I'm going to magically push it through my veins going up here.
06:00going, um, beside my chest, going down, and going, and then popping out from this hand.
06:08Ready?
06:22Voila!
06:24Good job!
06:31Now your sex is starting to feel emotional.
06:37I would kiss Finn. I would kiss Finn. I would kiss Finn. I have kissed Finn.
06:42My older brother Gustav, who's an actor as well, he had this ability to do, you know, point his lip in a very strange way.
06:51And, um, for some reason, I don't know how I understood that I could do it as well, but I was like maybe ten years old, and I'm like...
07:01Oh my...
07:02Get in there! Can we see that? Can we each... Do you mind, uh, just for that camera right there?
07:06Which one? Number three?
07:07Yeah, there we go.
07:16And action.
07:19You messed up!
07:21Stupid idiot!
07:23Watch this.
07:24I'll be E2.
07:25Wait, back to one, please. Back to one. Ready? And action.
07:30You gotta do the thing...
07:31There's a ding in my eye!
07:33I did that before!
07:34Do the ding again.
07:35Do it again!
07:36I'll be E2.
07:37From the top.
07:41I'll be right here. I'll be right here.
07:45I'll be right here.
07:55This is just like me at the VT.
07:57See? Say that song too.
07:59The mechanical hounds ready to roll out. Autobots, roll out.
08:04Get him!
08:10Go quadwalk! Go quadwalk!
08:14What is happening?
08:19I need a napkin.
08:22Guys, can you pass dad a napkin?
08:25No.
08:31Hey man, what's up?
08:32Nothing much.
08:34Any more questions?
08:35How did you do that?
08:36Not a question.
08:37Finn, I got a great new show deal for you.
08:39Alright, Josh, what is it?
08:40Strangest Things.
08:41That sounds awful.
08:42Well, it's my show and now you've hurt my feelings.
08:44Hey Finn, what are you doing?
08:45Just figuring out how to talk to Satan.
08:47What?
08:48What?
08:52I am the greatest.
08:56Just talking to my friend Finn. He's on TV.
08:58What's up, dude?
08:59Never say that I'm your friend.
09:00Because I'm not.
09:01You're just stealing my image.
09:03Hey Finn, can you read out number 23 for the class?
09:08Yeah, sure.
09:12Oh, you're home.
09:13Night. Goodnight.
09:15No, you're in there, Billy.
09:19Phone's off.
09:20Where?
09:21Rob Boys.
09:22Rob Boys.
09:23Rob Boys.
09:25Rob Boys.
09:33Fuckin' arrest!
09:39So, recently...
09:41Dad, I'm doing a film!
09:43Hey Finn, can you go get some milk from the grocery store?
09:45Yeah, no problem, man.
09:47Okay.
09:48Oh my God, I hate you and Postman. Is that Fred Savage?
09:51Yeah.
09:52Yeah!
09:53What's happening today?
09:56Death.
10:03Do not post this on any social media.
10:06Joel.
10:07Joel!
10:08Okay, okay, I won't.
10:11Oh, I hate this fuckin' song.
10:15Neither, I know.
10:16And the last one, because I have to get out of here.
10:18Would you rather eat a booger pizza or kiss Pennywise on the mouth?
10:21Kiss Pennywise on the mouth.
10:22Kiss Pennywise on the mouth.
10:23What?!
10:24Bill Starlight!
10:25Gorgeous!
10:41Trader Egg.
10:42Anything.
10:43That I do.
10:59Oh, my God.
11:01Happy birthday to you.
11:03Happy birthday dear Andie.
11:08Happy birthday to you!
11:11Woo!
11:11Woo!
11:12Woo!
11:12Woo!
11:13Woo!
11:13Woo!
11:14Woo!
11:14Woo!
11:15Woo!
11:15Woo!
11:16Woo!
11:16Woo!
11:17Woo!
11:17Woo!
11:18Woo!
11:18It's so hot.
11:20It is so hot.
11:21It's so hot, Michael.
11:22It's because of me.
11:23What are you going to do?
11:25I'm going to eat then, and I got a really good time.
11:29I got a really good time when I go down to the market.
11:33Guess what?
11:33It's Star Trek's birthday!
11:35Woo!
11:36Woo!
11:36Woo!
11:37Woo!
11:37Happy birthday to you!
11:39Happy birthday to you!
11:44Happy birthday to you!
11:48You doing okay?
11:49Getting some balls out?
11:50Sure.
11:50Wow!
11:51You're making good pro-
11:51Never been to this party.
11:53Oh no!
11:55Me and the group.
11:56So I could kinda get the sense of the character.
11:59But I never really read the whole thing.
12:01Read the first two weeks were us sort of just bonding.
12:05Right, Jac?
12:06Yeah.
12:07Hey guys, it's Patrick and I like PASTA!
12:22He likes pasta and guess who also likes pasta?
12:27My name's Jack.
12:29I also like pasta.
12:32Ow.
12:34What's up, bros? What's up, broskies?
12:38Press that! Here we go! 3, 2, 1, GO!
12:41I have a heart now.
12:43I'm sorry.
12:45In the long run, you'll never even get the prodigy milk.
12:51It's gonna be fine. Hold on.
12:52Tangerines in the night.
12:54Yeah, I mean, that's a good one.
13:09Happy birthday to you!
13:14Happy birthday to you!
13:21Nothing really matters.
13:24Anyone can see.
13:28Nothing really matters.
13:31Nothing really matters.
13:35Go ahead.
13:36Jack, what are you doing?
13:39It was just good.
13:40Go.
13:42Jack, what are you doing?
13:44Just go!
13:47I'm using the fish I made.
13:50What the fuck are you doing?
13:51It was good.
13:52Are you ready?
13:54Oh, great.
13:55Come on, Bob.
13:56Belinia.
13:59C. C.
14:01Belinia.
14:02Yes.
14:03C.
14:08How many was that?
14:10Oh. Oh.
14:11Work it. Work it. Fierce. Fierce. Fierce.
14:14Oh, we're, oh.
14:17Ellie.
14:18Oh!
14:19And I always thought
14:23I'd be alright with you
14:26If I was older
14:28Baby, can't I be a little older?
14:33I feel so
14:35Perhaps, maybe not.
14:40What's prom good?
14:42Security guard?
14:43Yes.
14:49My name is Finn Lord Farquad Wolfhard
14:52and I play rhythm guitar in Calpurnia
14:54and I would like to play with Smash Mouth.
14:59It was literally you and you could hear it.
15:01And the end of it, for some reason,
15:03always feels like a slam.
15:10Make sure you guys check out yesterday's video
15:12and also make sure you hit that subscribe button right now
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15:16Follow me on my other social media
15:17and I'll see you guys tomorrow.
15:18Peace out.
15:19Okay.
15:20Okay.
15:21Got it.
15:22For 47 minutes.
15:23Got it.
15:24Okay.
15:25Definitely puke.
15:26Then I'm hungry again.
15:27I feel like you're leaning towards puke now.
15:28Yeah.
15:29Would I feel better?
15:30How long are you puking for?
15:31No.
15:32You wouldn't feel better.
15:33But that's the point.
15:34It's the point.
15:35When they approach you,
15:36that's when they're going to want to ask about it.
15:43Jack just leaned over and whispered in my ear,
15:45yeah, I mean, it's kind of.
15:52I'm filming.
15:54What?
15:55I was going to make a funny video of myself,
15:56but now you're in it.
15:58You should.
16:00This mailbox is mine.
16:02And this dragon also.
16:05Mine, mine, mine.