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00:00Oh, oh, oh, red balls of fire, I'm bodacious.
00:16Oh, oh, oh, red balls of fire, I'm a fright.
00:21Oh, oh, oh, red balls of fire, goodness gracious.
00:26I'm chop-chop-chop-chop-choppin' with all of my might.
00:30Yay!
00:32Louise!
00:34Oh, Barney, how can one critter be so messy?
00:39I'll show you. That collar's gotta be around here somewhere.
00:42Oh, that collar is somewhere. It's around your neck.
00:46Well, I told you it was around somewhere.
00:49Oh, nepot, I's dog tired of tidin' up after you.
00:52You needs a wife of your own.
00:54Mama's takin' you to the matchmaker to get you hitched.
00:57Oh, no, no, not that.
00:59I'll turn over a new leaf. I'll be as neat as Snuffy.
01:02Well, I thought you was gonna turn over a new leaf.
01:05Snuffy, save me.
01:07Louise's taking me to the matchmaker.
01:09Yeah? Well, where was you when I needed savin'?
01:13Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:17Oh, now, now, matchmaking is scientifical nowadays.
01:22They put you in this big, shiny room with this purdy machine.
01:26And the science folks got magical ways to get you the girl of your dreams.
01:31You just stand there and press a few little old buttons.
01:35Hair, all silky, eyes of baby blue.
01:39A little of this and a little of that.
01:43You just stand there and she comes right to you.
01:47You just stand there and she comes right to you.
01:50Why, they even hitches you with old trimmings.
01:59And they live happily ever after.
02:02Oh, what are we waiting for? Let's go.
02:06Millie, the matchmaker,
02:09if you ain't satisfied after 30 years of marriage,
02:13your money will be cheerfully refunded.
02:16You here for a refund?
02:18No, no, I's here to get born your wife.
02:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, indeed.
02:24You come to the right place.
02:27For a dollar 25, you get the girl of your dreams.
02:31But, uh, where are the lights?
02:33Right here.
02:34But where's the music?
02:35Right here.
02:43But where's the purdy machine?
02:45Right here.
02:46This here scientific machine will pick the one girl in the world for you.
02:53You weighs, let's see, 105 pounds.
02:57That'll cost you an extra penny.
02:59Oh, and here she is, your dream girl.
03:03But I'd like to say hello.
03:05Your dream girl will be delivered to your house by noon.
03:12At last, I'm gonna get you hitched.
03:14Oh, Mommy, I wish I'd seen him.
03:19Just be glad he didn't see you.
03:21Now remember what Mama told you.
03:23Before you're hitched, do everything to make him happy.
03:27And after you're hitched, be happy and do nothing.
03:30Here's your gear.
03:32Now hightail it up to that house and claim your man.
03:36Dear, oh, my husband to be.
03:40What in tarnation is that?
03:43Hey, that fur'll make Louisa a fine hat.
03:47Oh, I love ya.
03:50Great balls of fur.
03:52A talking hat.
03:55Consonant, there's another one.
03:59Great balls of fur.
04:01I'm too tired to run.
04:13Good-bye, Louisa.
04:15Good-bye, Louisa.
04:17Good-bye, Louisa.
04:20Chuckie, my husband, on the treetop.
04:25If you goes out, I'll hit you with a rock.
04:33Oh, woman, why you unhand that man?
04:36Oh, you, you hush your mouth.
04:39Can't you see my husband to be?
04:42He's a dreamin'.
04:44You's the one who's a dreamin'.
04:46He's a dreamin'.
04:48You's the one who's a dreamin'.
04:50Why, that there's my husband.
04:54Oh, mommy.
05:00What were you a-hankin' with that there woman, fur?
05:03Oh, now, Ma, I ain't never even seen her before.
05:08Great balls of fur.
05:10Ma.
05:12Well, I guess I'm destined to stay a miserable bachelor.
05:16Now, isn't that just too bad?