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00:00Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright
00:24Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, goodness gracious, I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, choppin' with all of my might
00:33Yay!
00:35Once upon a time, there was this here little child, whose name was Little Red.
00:41And his mama done made him this hair coon skin cap with a red shirt and red breeches.
00:47Now, one day she said, Little Red Jughead, get your lazy bones in here!
00:54Child, your grandpappy is a alien, and I want you to tote this here basket of goodies to his cabin on the other side of the woods.
01:03And she gives Little Red Jughead this basket of mouth-waterin' chitlins, pork rinds and hominy grits.
01:10And she says to Little Red, now, I don't want you to do no fritterin', ya hear?
01:16Now you get your rump over to grandpappy's place and no stoppin' to hunt squirrels or fishin' or nothin'.
01:21And mind you, child, don't you stop to talk to nobody.
01:26Especially that there wolf.
01:34Hi there.
01:36Well, and what have we here?
01:39Do I perceive the aroma of goodies, hmm?
01:42Ooh, fillet of pork rind, isn't it?
01:46Chitlins a la louise?
01:49Ooh, and if that isn't grits a la Jacques, then I had best see an ear-eye-nose-and-throat man.
01:57Ooh, I must have it.
02:03And who did he see just a-snorin' away but Little Red Jughead?
02:08Oh, that dear boy equipped with assorted goodies.
02:12Well, that old wolf, he was a foxy one.
02:16And he started in a-sneakin' and a-peakin'.
02:21Ooh, ooh, ooh, ow.
02:24Keep your cotton-pickin' hands off of mine goodies, wolf.
02:27These from a grandpappy who is a alien.
02:29Ooh, you must be joshing.
02:31I can't believe you would deign to serve an octogenarian such an unbalanced meal.
02:37Do you realize how many calories there are in just one serving of chitlins?
02:42Ow, ooh, ooh, ooh, ow.
02:45Why, Zeker!
03:07Hello there. Anyone home?
03:13What's this here? Gone for a walk. Will return in one hour.
03:17Ooh, how ginger-peachy.
03:24Come in, Little Red Jughead.
03:27How be ye, little one?
03:29Come in and sit with your kinfolk awhile, hmm?
03:33Oh, I may just perish.
03:36Maybe that old wolf was right.
03:38Old grandpappy, he sure got himself plump lately.
03:41You sure are a powerful sight to behold.
03:44My, my, my, what a big nose you grew since last time I seen you.
03:49What, what, what, what? A nose? Oh, oh, yes, nose.
03:53The better to smell them there, how many grits there you brung.
03:58And what eyes you have.
04:00Eyes? Eyes? Oh, eyes, yes.
04:02The better to see them pork rinds your mommy done rendered.
04:07Oh, I can hardly contain myself much longer.
04:11And grandpappy, what big teeth you got in your new uppers.
04:16Oh, I know, I just can't stand it any longer.
04:21The better to chomp on them there chitlins with.
04:24Old wolf, he leaped out of that there bade
04:27like a big-eared bird on a tree stump in the hunting season.
04:30Oh, but just in time, in came old grandpappy.
04:42Well, really, grandfather, you didn't have to go to such extremes.
04:46I was merely tasting for seasoning.
04:49Really, oh, I mean really.
04:54I guess that were right inhospitable, weren't it?
04:57Yeah, I reckon so.
04:59Uh, hey, wolf, hey there, Mr. Foxy Wolf, wait up a second.
05:09And a double order how many grits and hush puppies for my friend here.
05:14And mayhaps a nice red vintage wine, dear man.