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00:00Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious.
00:16Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright.
00:20Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, goodness gracious.
00:25I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, chop with all of my might.
00:30Yay!
00:34What do it say, Barney?
00:36Uh, are you an ugly duckling?
00:39Come to the Classy Chassy Charm School and become a swan.
00:44Them city fellas got all the luck, Barney.
00:47Having all them pretty women around.
00:53Ah, here's a bee for if ever I seen one.
00:57Dear Honeypot, I am going off to become a swan.
01:23Well, now then again, I don't think...
01:26Ah!
01:31And a gushen.
01:33Oh, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.
01:38Oh, ooh, look, I am regular pelvis Astley.
01:44All right, my ballerinas, plie.
01:48Down, up, down, up, down, up.
01:53Now, my nymphs, the pirouette.
01:55What? Ain't that purdy.
02:00You too, my butterfly.
02:02And now, stop.
02:11Which of you old menfolk told me to stop?
02:14I did.
02:15Oh, well, will the real Mr. Danson, teacher, please raise his hand.
02:23Who'd think he'd be deposed?
02:25And now, my swans, it is time to leap.
02:30Bosch, Sputnik, Caviar, can't one of you elephants get off the ground?
02:40Ladies, a ballerina is born.
02:45Now, girls, we learn to walk.
02:48Place books on head.
02:51Heads up and walk.
02:54Tiny little do drop steps.
02:57Daintily we walk around, walk around, walk around.
03:02Daintily we walk around like little fairy queens.
03:10Oh, can I come out now?
03:12Not yet, dear.
03:17Can I come out now?
03:19Not yet, dear.
03:23Water, water, water.
03:29By George, I think we've overdone it.
03:34Eyes, mouth, sling.
03:39Hair.
03:43By George, this time we've done it.
03:47And now, who will be our Miss After?
03:50All our Afters are so lovely, so charming.
03:54But for miraculous, in fact, impossible improvement,
03:58our Miss After must be Louise Smith, fellow Afters.
04:04Now that my before days are behind me, and now that I'm an After,
04:10I look forward to doing all them there things I couldn't do before.
04:14That is, before I was an After.
04:21Excuse me, my majesty, but has you seen a nice, fat lady called Louise in that there school?
04:28Oh, this is your little old Louise, darling.
04:31Ah, you ain't.
04:33Believe it, cuz, believe it.
04:35Huh? Well, if you is my Louise, say something in Louise-y tongue.
04:40Only pot, balsam hanks, and sassy fresh tea.
04:44Great balls of fire.
04:47I don't want no scarecrow like you.
04:50I want my little old fat Louise-y back.
04:57Oh, now. Don't you fret, Pa. I'll fix it.
05:04Ma!
05:05Pa!
05:07Snappy!
05:09Coming, my princess.
05:12This is ready, Snappy, like in the old before days on the pot-o.