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00:00Oh, oh, oh, red balls of fire, I'm bodacious Oh, oh, oh, red balls of fire, I'm a fright
00:23Oh, oh, oh, red balls of fire, goodness gracious
00:28I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, choppin' with all of my might
00:32Yeah!
00:36Pa? Pa! Pa!
00:42Red balls of fire, woman! What's the idea of hollering like that? I was sound asleep!
00:47Well, sorry, honey pot. If I'd have known you were sleeping, I'd have yelled softer.
00:53What was he yelling for in the first place?
00:55Well, there are two revenuers in fancy uniforms here to see ya.
00:59Uh, your name's Smith, Smith?
01:02You bodacious idiots! Everybody knows that!
01:05Let's go, Smith.
01:07Great balls of fire! What in tarnation is going on?
01:10You know what's going on, Smith. The CO got orders from HQ to pick you up for going AWOL.
01:19I ain't no baby! You don't have to spell in front of me!
01:23Yeah, we're drafted and then show. The general says for us to bring Smith in.
01:27You got the wrong Smith!
01:29The hills is chock full of Smiths! I'm Smith from World War I!
01:34Oh, honey pot, you're hatched! Oh, you'll catch your death of gold!
01:41Now, be respectful, my honey pot. Remember, they got guns.
01:46But I got rights! Great balls of fire!
01:52Who is that? On second thought, what is that?
01:56Smith, sir, of World War I. You can tell the general I'm here. I'm a mistake!
02:02I'll buy that. A tactical error.
02:05Ten-hut!
02:07I said ten-hut! Not at ease!
02:11I am a ten-hut! Dagnabbit! It's this here uniform that's at ease!
02:16Anyway, you got the wrong Smith. It must belong to another Smith, the one the general wants.
02:21I'm gonna tell the general, too.
02:24Now, let me pass you a three-stripe skunk.
02:27I got a good mind to make you eat those words.
02:30I'd like to see a three-stripe skunk!
02:35Mmm, eatin' alphabet soup. Pretty dry, too.
02:49That miserable puttinacious, horn-toed, no-good polecat!
02:54No, no, no, honey pot. Worm-o-putty's perfect.
02:58No, sir, I'm gonna see that general, that careful woman you're gettin' my feet with!
03:05Come, honey pot!
03:11Confounded woman, you put too much starch in your apron!
03:17You got the wrong Smith! I'm Smith from World War I!
03:22You ask that perishing fella, he'll tell ya!
03:25Don't you fret, my poor. They ain't gonna separate us.
03:30But if we're in for the duration, I done brought the whole family along.
03:34Ma! Ma!
03:38Don't you fret, my poor. They ain't gonna separate us.
03:42But if we're in for the duration, I done brought the whole family along.
03:55Yeah? What's your problem?
03:58Got some genuine Eskimo handmade snowmen, gift for General.
04:02But you got to give it to the general right quick-like.
04:06Oh, no, not that corn-porn recruitin' is ever lovin'.
04:11Dagnabbit! That blasted sergeant sent more home and now I'll never get to see that general!
04:18Sparky, old pal! What you doin' here?
04:22Stop that! Stop that!
04:25What do you think this is, a lollipop?
04:32Now, if you could only figure a way to get me in to see the general!
04:38Sparky, what you got in your head?
04:41Why, of course! The old cavalry charge!
04:45Taken by surprise!
04:47Okay, ready, charge!
04:53Oh, no!
04:56Sergeant, just what in... well, don't just stand there, do something! What is it?
05:02Geronimo!
05:04You got the wrong wire, fella!
05:07Cavalry with missiles! We've had it!
05:15Well, we finally got our discharge. And now to get back to Ma.
05:21Detail, board ship!
05:24Wax! Hmm, maybe I shouldn't have got out.
05:28Ma, you bodacious woman! What are you doin' here?
05:32I figured we'd be together, honeypot.
05:40Great balls of fire! Wait till I see that general!
05:46You'd think humans would have better control over a situation.