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00:00Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious.
00:17Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright.
00:22Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, goodness gracious.
00:27I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, choppin' with all of my might.
00:31Yay!
00:35It's here. Oh, you just count.
00:38Oh, Uncle Snuffy, Louiesy, Barney, it's here!
00:43What you got, Jughead?
00:44Oh, I'm gonna be a magician.
00:47Why, that's nice, honey poet.
00:50Bet you didn't know I was a magician once, Jughead.
00:52Oh, you were, Uncle Barney?
00:54Sure. Would you like to see me make something disappear for you?
00:58Oh, and how? Well, you just go ahead.
01:01All right. I'll make this pancake vanish on the count of three.
01:05One, two, three.
01:09I sure put one over on you that time, didn't I?
01:13You don't understand, Uncle Barney.
01:15I'm gonna learn real magic.
01:18All the secrets be right in here.
01:21The magic words are alakazorch, alakazam, alakabrodax, wham, wham, wham.
01:28Remember these words.
01:30Oh, I will. I will.
01:33Alakazorch, alakazam, alakabrodax, wham, wham, wham.
01:37I got it. I got it.
01:41By George, you've got it.
01:43You're now ready for your first trick.
01:46How to make the magic ball float in midair.
01:49Do you have the magic ball?
01:51Yeah. Here she be.
01:53Good. Now hold the magic ball in the palms of your hands.
01:57Say the magic words and let go of the ball.
02:01Alakazorch, alakazam, alakabrodax, wham, wham, wham.
02:08It broke, didn't it?
02:10It sure did.
02:12What did you expect? Magic?
02:15You forgot to tie a piece of black thread on the magic ball so it could float in midair.
02:19Thread?
02:21That's right, stupid. Thread.
02:24Now for the next trick.
02:25Well, I want to do this one first.
02:27Then take the other ball out of the box.
02:30Gee.
02:31Alakazorch, alakazam, alakabrodax, wham, wham, wham.
02:36It works.
02:39I said it would.
02:41Yippee!
02:43Now let's learn a few more and in no time at all, you'll be putting on your own magic show.
02:50Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the amazing, the fantastic, the mysterious Jughead the Magician.
03:02For my first trick, I'll make a dozen eggs disappear before your very eyes.
03:08Here is a bag full of eggs.
03:10Now, I must ask you all to cover your eyes for a tiny little minute.
03:19Now, I'll need the help of some kind gentleman from the audience.
03:23Oh, well, you want me, sir.
03:26Why, sure, Jughead.
03:28Now, on the count of three, I want you to squeeze that there bag.
03:33But I'll bust all the eggs.
03:35Yes, you leave that to me, because I'm going to make them disappear.
03:39Are you ready? One, two, three.
03:45All together magical.
03:48Well, for my next trick, I'll make this here ball float in midair.
03:53Alakazorch, alakazam, alakabrodax, wham, wham, wham.
03:59That's a good one, Jughead.
04:01Great balls of fire.
04:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:08I'll show what happened, Jughead.
04:10These were all Google's doing.
04:12This is one magician who could really use our help.
04:15I'm invisible, right?
04:17Right.
04:18Nobody can see me, right?
04:19Right.
04:20Then how come you're looking right at me?
04:22Takes one to see one.
04:23Jughead needs our help.
04:24Let's show him some real magic.
04:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:29Look, Barney, laughing like that, you sound just like a mule.
04:33And maybe that's what you ought to be.
04:35Alakazorch, alakazam, alakabrodax, wham, wham, wham.
04:43Oh, he do sound like Barney, don't he, Pa?
04:46Great ball of fire.
04:48That's real magic.
04:50It is.
04:51Oh, it is.
04:52Now be Uncle Barney again.
04:54Alakazorch, alakazam, alakabrodax, wham, wham, wham.
04:59Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:05That does it.
05:08That were some tricks, Jughead.
05:10Come on, tell me how you done it.
05:12Oh, we magicians, we never tell our secrets, Uncle Snuffy.
05:16Oh, that's Mahoney poet.
05:19Especially if we don't know ourselves.
05:32You