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00:00You, you, and you, up there.
00:10Very easy, one for you, one for you, that way.
00:22Now, out.
00:24Yes, sir.
00:26We're going.
00:28You're crazy.
00:34Everybody's got a price for the million dollar man.
00:45Yeah, baby.
00:58Welcome, everyone, to Monday Night Raw.
01:17Yes, earlier on, we saw the million dollar man, Ted DiBiase, buying up ringside seats.
01:23However, there are some things that money cannot buy.
01:27Hello, everyone, I'm Vince McMahon, along with Jim Cornette.
01:30And you know what we're talking about.
01:32Money cannot buy the World Wrestling Federation Championship
01:36that slipped through your gritty fingers at WrestleMania.
01:40Don't you talk about my fingers, Vince McMahon.
01:42Let me explain something.
01:43I heard Bret Hart out here last week bragging about Meek and Yokozuna.
01:46I heard Randy Savage out here talking about what was going on at WrestleMania.
01:51I am here tonight to present the unvarnished truth
01:54about what's going on in the World Wrestling Federation.
01:57I'm the only one with the guts to do it.
01:59In the ring right now, the model Rick Martel.
02:01However, look who's coming to town.
02:04Here he comes, made in the USA.
02:07Here comes Lex Luger.
02:10And there he is, ladies and gentlemen.
02:23What a physical specimen.
02:25Lex Luger, made in the USA.
02:28Lex Luger, the man who was robbed at WrestleMania by Mr. Perfect.
02:33Lex Luger, by all rights,
02:35should be wearing the World Wrestling Federation Championship.
02:39Or at least should have won the title and
02:42then have faced Bret Hart in the final encounter at WrestleMania.
02:47What an invention.
02:49What an athlete.
02:52More determined than ever.
02:57Hey, hey, hey, Vince.
02:59What the heck's going on around here?
03:00I couldn't even get a microphone that works here at ringside.
03:02What were you saying while I was trying to get hooked up?
03:05I was talking about Lex Luger.
03:07Oh, you were saying that he got beat at WrestleMania, right?
03:09Just like that he should have been beaten when Yokozuna took his measure easily.
03:14You saw that?
03:15Please.
03:16We saw the same match, didn't we?
03:17No, I don't think we did.
03:18Let's not insult our audience.
03:20As the model Rick Martel, a consummate professional,
03:23one of the greats in the WWF, locking up with Lex Luger.
03:27And round and round we go.
03:29Hey, look at that.
03:30The referee, Hebner, is trying to make him break it up.
03:32Poor Rick Martel backed up in the corner.
03:34Lex is a typical American.
03:36He's hot-tempered.
03:37He's hot-headed.
03:38That's what cost him the match at WrestleMania.
03:40No, that's not what cost him the match.
03:41Mr. Perfect cost him the match.
03:43Lex Luger knocked Yokozuna unconscious.
03:46And then you prevented the pin.
03:48And then Mr. Fuji prevented the pin by interfering.
03:51Wait a minute, wait a minute.
03:52Mr. Perfect prevented the victory.
03:54You know what happened.
03:55I'll tell you how Mr. Perfect cost him the match.
03:57Mr. Perfect was a referee and did his job.
03:59He abused me.
04:00He abused Mr. Fuji.
04:01He almost knocked somebody out in the front row.
04:04Lex Luger is a hothead, and that's what cost him the match,
04:07especially when not once but twice he shoved the World Wrestling
04:11Federation official, Mr. Perfect.
04:13That's a DQ in anybody's book.
04:16I'll give you this.
04:17He's hot-headed, all right.
04:18There's no doubt about that.
04:19Lex Luger more hot-headed now than he has ever been with justifiable cause.
04:24And look at now the model taking advantage of Lex Luger.
04:28Forearm, a series of knees now to the abdominals.
04:30And the model, Rick Martel, pouring it on.
04:33Luger turns him back around himself and pours on the right hands.
04:36The hand of Martel stepping back.
04:38Martel now for the ride.
04:41And, oh, yeah.
04:43Lex Luger with a clothesline.
04:45Lex Luger with another clothesline.
04:46Lex Luger is pouring it on.
04:48Nothing is going to stop this man.
04:50And every move has been illegal.
04:52Everyone.
04:54Lex Luger, ladies and gentlemen, has claimed the ring.
04:57Well, I can't believe the punishment that Martel's been taking so far.
05:00Wait a minute.
05:01The camera is on us.
05:02And, hi, Mr. Million Dollar Man, I love you.
05:05Isn't it great to have decent people behind us?
05:08I'm very choosy about who I have sitting behind me.
05:11Yeah, well, there's an extra seat next to you.
05:15As a matter of fact, would you like to move up a row?
05:18How many seats do you need?
05:20I can buy this place out if I want.
05:22As a matter of fact, I can sell you the one that's next to me on the other side, too.
05:25Wait a minute.
05:26Back to the action.
05:27Luger blocking now.
05:28The man, hammering in.
05:30Boy, Luger sent Martel right into the turnbuckles there.
05:33Hey, Vince, I got an idea.
05:35Almost a count of three.
05:36He almost got him, but not quite.
05:38I got an idea.
05:39What?
05:40We'll send tickets sold out almost as fast as WrestleMania X.
05:42Let's send DiBiase over there, and maybe next time WrestleMania XI will sell out in one minute
05:47because Tantal Bowl will seize.
05:49DiBiase joining us at ringside.
05:51I would suggest we're gonna see his kisser here on Monday Night Raw.
05:54His kiss who?
05:55His kisser as often as you saw President Clinton look alike yesterday during the Arkansas-Michigan game.
06:01They were all living.
06:03You know what?
06:04Something else.
06:05Arkansas and the University of Louisville.
06:06Louisville ought to be in the final four.
06:07I think Roddy Piper was the referee at the Arkansas Louisville game.
06:10Everybody knows Louisville's the better team.
06:12If I were you, I would not mention guest referees.
06:16Because Mr. Perfect disgraced himself and in the process, Yokozuna now.
06:20Lex Luger, crisscrossing the ropes, coming back collision, nice maneuver.
06:23Lex Luger is a house on fire.
06:27Off the canvas again.
06:28You know what happens to a house on fire?
06:29It eventually burns to the ground, flat.
06:31That's what's gonna happen to Lex Luger,
06:32because he's not able to channel his anger correctly.
06:35You see, he's angry over what happened at WrestleMania, and
06:37he's losing his head.
06:39Wait a minute, count of two.
06:40Martel almost took him over, cuz Luger's not thinking.
06:42But Yokozuna, he's really angry now.
06:45And he's a guy that knows how to channel his anger, McMahon.
06:48Yeah, I can imagine.
06:51Martel setting up.
06:53Lex Luger and Luger hanging on.
06:55Luger on crossplay, an extraordinary physical specimen.
06:59A tremendous mesomorph and Luger grinding it out.
07:02A what?
07:03You've got it.
07:03That man, by the way, will slam Yokozuna.
07:06What does his religion have to do with anything?
07:08We're not talking about his religion.
07:10You said he was a mesomorph.
07:11Exactly.
07:12Well, I think a man can have any belief he wants to have.
07:15I wouldn't even deprive Luger of that right?
07:18Never mind.
07:21And the model of Martel, trying to find some measure of escape,
07:24trying to find a counter here, going to the outside.
07:26Martel, very, very crafty.
07:27Good move, good move.
07:28He's gotta force the break by going to the ropes.
07:31And Luger, wait a minute.
07:32And a nice counter, and now look at this, Martel comes in the hard way.
07:36That's the same thing he did to me at WrestleMania.
07:37That's one of the things that got him disqualified.
07:39Yeah, right.
07:41You standing up on the apron, and two, almost a count of three.
07:45You would have done anything to save Yokozuna's WWF Championship.
07:48Are you trying to accuse me of impropriety?
07:51To say the least, you and Mr. Fuji.
07:55Nonetheless, it remains, ladies and gentlemen, that the Hitman Bret Hart
07:59is the reigning World Wrestling Federation Champion.
08:02Feet, certainly not on the side of Yokozuna or you, Jim Cornette.
08:07And all that's because Roddy Piper was no perfect referee, that's for
08:10that, I'm sure.
08:10He's right there, and Luger.
08:12Right back, look at the collision there, and Luger puts on the brakes.
08:15Luger spinning Martel around, scoops him up.
08:19Luger mowing down the Monarch Martel to the outside.
08:25Lex Luger will not be denied victory here tonight.
08:29Or will he?
08:34We are back, and now the Monarch Martel on the outside,
08:36pulling Lex Luger outside as well.
08:38The Monarch with a hard right hand and another one.
08:40Fisticuffs to the outside.
08:42The Monarch Martel, no, trying to, and blocked again.
08:45And elbowed in the midsection.
08:47Lex Luger now sends the Monarch to the apron.
08:50Martel's reeling.
08:51He's going around the ring now, Luger chasing him.
08:53But you know, Martel realizes that Luger's hot over what happened at WrestleMania.
08:57Luger is vulnerable, look at that.
08:58He's been out-fought again by the Monarch Martel.
09:01Martel is gonna make an even greater name for
09:03himself by beating Luger right here on nationwide television.
09:06Anything can happen, you bet.
09:07The Monarch Martel, one of the all-time greats in the WWF, the finalist,
09:11if you will recall, here on Monday Night Raw for
09:13the Intercontinental Championship against Razor Ramon.
09:15He took Razor Ramon to the limit, and
09:18Martel right now is taking Lex Luger to the limit.
09:21Look at that face on Luger.
09:23You can see the pain etched across his face right now.
09:25The model is taking it to him because he realizes this is a golden opportunity
09:29right here on Monday Night Raw.
09:30Pain and frustration etched on the face of Lex Luger,
09:34who was robbed of winning a WWF title by Mr. Perfect.
09:38Because Yokozuna was down more than once, he was down twice.
09:42Mr. Perfect refused to count, but right now, it's Lex Luger who's down.
09:45Wait a minute, the only reason he refused to count is because he was beating,
09:49wait a minute, Martel too.
09:50He almost got him.
09:51He was busy scraping me up off the mat, scraping Mr. Fuji up off the mat,
09:55cleaning up all the wreckage.
09:56It looked like a car wreck in the ring,
09:58the carnage that Lex Luger had wreaked in that match.
10:01And that's why Luger didn't get the three count,
10:03except Yokozuna would have kicked out anyway.
10:05Sure, he was knocked unconscious, Yokozuna was.
10:08Perfect was doing his job as a referee.
10:10Luger went nuts, tried to kill half the people in the building.
10:13I'll tell you what, Lex Luger was really angry and
10:15justifiably so at the call Mr. Perfect made.
10:18And he told him so face to face, and I can't wait till Lex Luger has
10:22an opportunity to prove his superiority and
10:25take out his frustrations on one Mr. Perfect.
10:29Well, I'll tell you something, Lex Luger, get mad or get glad,
10:31I don't care because he's gonna have to deal with Mr. Perfect.
10:34Listen to this crowd.
10:35But look at that face on Lex Luger, and
10:36that's the same look he had at WrestleMania when he realized he wasn't
10:39gonna win the title.
10:40By the way, for the benefit of those of you who don't know what we're talking
10:44about, if you missed WrestleMania, the Encores coming up right after Monday Night
10:48Raw, you'd be the judge for yourself.
10:49Look at that maneuver.
10:50You'd be the judge for yourself as to whether or
10:53not Lex Luger was robbed at WrestleMania.
10:55Right now, he may be defeated by The Model, but The Model is showboating.
11:00You can't do that with a man like Lex Luger.
11:02Yeah, you can because he's stretched out flat on his back.
11:04And The Model, Rick Martel, right now, he realizes he's got Luger where he wants him.
11:08And he's putting that chin lock on depraving Luger of the athlete's gasoline,
11:12which is oxygen.
11:13Is that a chin lock or a choke hold?
11:16It's a chin lock.
11:17The Model wouldn't cheat.
11:18Yeah, right. What's the matter with you?
11:20Lex Luger, ladies and gentlemen, trying to counter the chin lock,
11:23trying to get himself back up, trying to build the all-important momentum.
11:27Lex Luger has a task before him here tonight on Monday Night Raw.
11:32The people all around us, Chen, USA, USA, now look at the referee.
11:36He's harassing The Model just like he must have gone to the Roddy Piper
11:39school of refereeing.
11:41As far as I'm concerned, the only other official that called it any more
11:45biasly to Mr. Perfect in the ring would have been you.
11:48You should have been the official at WrestleMania.
11:50Now, that's the first thing you've said in months and I agree with this.
11:53Yeah, right, exactly.
11:54I would have called it fair and square and
11:55I know my way around a wrestling ring.
11:57I would have been able to do the job.
11:58Yeah, you can do the job, all right.
11:59Look at this.
12:00The Model, Rick Martel, having some success with a chin lock,
12:04trying to wear down Lex Luger.
12:05And obviously, Luger in tremendous physical condition.
12:08But you have to wonder, as a result of being robbed not once but
12:12twice from the WWF Championship,
12:14you have to wonder what sort of emotional state of mind has Lex Luger in.
12:19I couldn't possibly care less.
12:20Let's ask his psychiatrist.
12:22Maybe Dr. Sigmund Freud would be able to figure it out.
12:24All I know is his state is one without a title belt around his waist.
12:28But that's the same state Yokozuna's in because of Roddy Piper and
12:32that stinking Bret Hart.
12:35Luger now, trying to find a measure to turn this back around.
12:39Meanwhile, The Model.
12:40Caught him in a bread basket.
12:42One showboat too many.
12:44Look at this.
12:45Lex Luger with a series of right hands.
12:47Trying to set up Martel now.
12:49Off the rope, drop.
12:51Yeah, Martel was losing the momentum, but he's a veteran and
12:53he was smart enough to hook that rope.
12:55And Luger fell right on his head.
12:57I'll take nothing away from The Model, Rick Martel.
12:59Again, we said before, one of the all-time greats in the WWF.
13:02And if Martel defeats Lex Luger, again, one sort of state of mind.
13:07Will Lex Luger be it?
13:08And I'd love to see it, I guarantee you that.
13:11He'd probably be off on a bridge somewhere trying to tie a rock to his leg.
13:13But let me just explain one thing.
13:15You open this thing up to public opinion.
13:17Sure, they're gonna take Luger's side.
13:18But public opinion doesn't win you wrestling matches.
13:20Wait a minute, he's got a backslide.
13:22And here we go, trying to get The Model to move on.
13:25Yes, he gets, no, he doesn't.
13:27No, don't write him off yet.
13:30And he's staying on Luger's back, he's staying on him.
13:33He's depriving him of the chance to gain that momentum.
13:35That's exactly what Martel needs to do to win this wrestling match.
13:39The Model Rick Martel, trying to set up.
13:42Here we go now, suplex attempt, coming, no, blocked by Luger.
13:45Another attempt, blocked again.
13:48He's got the tights, Luger has the tights.
13:50Luger has the power by Lex Luger, but
13:52that takes his toll on the man made in the USA as well.
13:56The people now trying to exhort Lex Luger to get up on his feet.
14:00That's the kind of thing that he feeds on, the response,
14:02the support of the people.
14:03That is his strength, but it's also his vulnerability.
14:07Martel continuing to work in the lower back area of Lex Luger.
14:12And how long is this match gonna go?
14:13It could go on all night.
14:15Off the rope, Luger now, behind, trying to get a foot hook in the waist.
14:19Pulls him off, no.
14:20Nice maneuver by the Model Rick Martel.
14:22Who's gonna let you know about it, of course.
14:24Wait a minute, watch out, no, no.
14:26And Lex Luger hammering away with the right hand.
14:28Lex Luger setting up the Model Rick Martel, whips him to the far side,
14:32set up, back, body drop.
14:34He lands hard, both men were jockeying for possession, but
14:37Martel may have made a fatal mistake.
14:39And again, now we see the freight train momentum of Lex Luger.
14:43Martel off the rope, look at that power slam.
14:47And now, I think we're gonna see it.
14:49We're gonna see the back breaker.
14:51Lex Luger's calling for it.
14:52He thinks he has the model right where he wants him, he gets him up.
14:56Luger gets the model up across the back.
14:58Martel, will he surrender?
15:01Will he surrender?
15:02Yes, he does.
15:03A tremendous victory for Lex Luger.
15:09Somehow, somewhere, someday, someplace, Lex Luger will arrive at his
15:14point of destiny here in the World Wrestling Federation.
15:19Yeah, but if a frog had wings, McMahon, he wouldn't bump his rear end on the ground.
15:23And it's a big two-letter word.
15:26Lex Luger victorious on Monday Night Raw.
15:29But again, he was robbed of victory.
15:31He was robbed of victory at WrestleMania.
15:34If you don't believe me, all you have to do is watch the Encore of WrestleMania
15:39coming up right after Monday Night Raw.
15:44The atmosphere was electric at sold-out Madison Square Garden as a star-studded
15:48ensemble gathered for the World Wrestling Federation's unbelievable
15:52extravaganza, WrestleMania X.
15:55In the first championship match, an energized Lex Luger entered with the hopes
15:59and dreams of America.
16:01But after knocking the champion unconscious, a controversial ruling by
16:05special guest referee Mr. Perfect shattered his championship dream.
16:10In one of the greatest WWF matches of all time, two men pulled out all the stops
16:15in a ladder match so that one man could rise above the other and be heralded the
16:20undisputed Intercontinental Champion.
16:23And against all odds, Bret the Hitman Hart overcame adversity,
16:27overcame injury to win back the title from the man who took it from him
16:31one year ago.
16:33Experienced the greatest WrestleMania of all time, WrestleMania X,
16:38a special Encore presentation tonight after Raw on pay-per-view.
16:44All right, now withstanding the Encore, you see the Rocket Owen Hart preparing for
16:48his next matchup.
16:49And this is a guy that I really wanna see,
16:50because he's the real Hart in the Hart family.
16:53And yes, ladies and gentlemen, the Rocket Owen Hart,
16:56the man who defeated his brother Bret in the first matchup at WrestleMania,
17:00is about ready for action.
17:02After beating Bret, I'm ready to beat anybody.
17:09Ten superstar wrestlers.
17:11One incredible battle.
17:20It's the match you didn't see at WrestleMania, next week on Monday Night Raw.
17:27There was a huge argument in the locker room, and
17:30those participants could not get their stuff together in time to present
17:34the ten-man tag at WrestleMania.
17:37And you're gonna see it right here next week on Monday Night Raw.
17:41However, right now, you are seeing unquestionably an ingrate beyond ingrate.
17:46Wait a minute, you talk about ingrates.
17:48Here's a great athlete like Owen the Rocket Hart.
17:51And listen to the welcome that these idiot fans here in the state of New York
17:55are giving to a man this great.
17:57This great.
17:57This great.
17:58He beat the guy who is the reigning World Wrestling Federation champion.
18:02That tells me he's a great wrestler.
18:05The Rocket Owen Hart may be a great wrestler, but
18:07his temperament certainly akin to that of Francis Surya Bonilay.
18:11Many of you saw her this past weekend throw a temper tantrum
18:14after winning only the silver medal.
18:17Well, I'll tell you, I can identify with that because after all,
18:20she felt like she should have won the gold medal.
18:22She was deprived by one vote, one guy, just like Roddy Piper.
18:26One guy caused Yokozuna to lose the World Wrestling Federation title.
18:30I can identify with Surya Bonilay from the land of Honolulu or wherever she's from.
18:36And the Rocket Owen Hart mocking his brother Bret who normally takes his
18:41glasses and- Did you hear what Owen said?
18:47He's gonna tear Bret Hart to pieces just like he did at WrestleMania.
18:51And the Rocket Owen Hart preparing for action here, single competition.
18:54And what a shock it was indeed at WrestleMania with the Rocket Owen Hart
18:58actually pinning the now World Wrestling Federation champion.
19:02What are you talking about a shock?
19:04It wasn't a shock to me, I knew he was gonna win.
19:06The better man, the man with more heart.
19:09The man with more heart.
19:10Yeah, Owen Hart, he's the big man in the Hart family.
19:13Doesn't DiBiase do anything else but count his money?
19:17Listen, Ted, I've been thinking about it.
19:19This seat is for sale.
19:20The headphones even come with it.
19:22I'll give you a great deal.
19:23Ted DiBiase, this is not exactly the presidential box.
19:27I guess it'll do it for Monday Night Raw, but what are you doing here?
19:30What's the purpose of this?
19:31Very simple, McMahon.
19:33I'm doing what I've done for years.
19:36I'm proving once again that everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Man.
19:43Right now, here tonight, I bought these three seats.
19:47I could have bought every seat in the house, McMahon, if I wanted to do it.
19:52Cuz everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Man.
19:54And over the next few weeks, as I promised, I've got some big surprises for
19:59you and everybody else.
20:01Cuz I will prove, as I always have,
20:04that everybody without exception has a price for me.
20:09Hey, Ted, let's find out what his is.
20:12I'd rather have you sitting up here with me.
20:14Let's pay attention to the action.
20:16I know you got a price, McMahon.
20:19Question is whether or not the Hitman Bret Hart will pay a price when once again,
20:22he meets his brother, Owen.
20:24The big price, the price of losing the WWF Championship.
20:28He's gonna pay a price, all right?
20:29Because even you, Vince McMahon,
20:30you've gotta admit that Owen is looking better than ever.
20:33After that performance at WrestleMania X,
20:35he beat his own brother on worldwide pay-per-view.
20:38And he also, at the same time,
20:40beat the man who is currently the World Wrestling Federation Champion.
20:44It was an awesome match.
20:45That's a pretty hot day.
20:45I agree with you, it was an awesome match.
20:47And there you see Owen slapping his opponent,
20:49just as he slapped his brother, Bret Hart, in the matchup.
20:52And of course, during the matchup, you saw, as well,
20:55the attempts of the sharpshooter, both men attempting, both men escaping.
20:58That's because Owen taught Bret the sharpshooter.
21:01Bret never, yeah, Bret never gave him the credit cuz he never liked to admit
21:05that Owen was the better wrestler in the Hart family.
21:07But Owen's the one who taught him everything he knows.
21:10WrestleMania X, unquestionably one of the all-time great pay-per-view
21:15extravaganzas, unlike many of the Super Bowls that did not live up to their
21:19reputation or expectations.
21:22I'll tell you, WrestleMania X certainly did just that and
21:25a great deal more, as Freeman is having his problems.
21:28Hey, what about one of those boxing pay-per-views where they walk out,
21:32they get the instructions, one punch, the guy goes flat on his face.
21:35You spent 30 bucks at 30 seconds.
21:37I'd like to see that happen to you.
21:40Boy, I gotta- One punch.
21:42We want Bret.
21:43Listen to this, we want Bret.
21:45We want Bret.
21:47We want Bret.
21:48The Hitman Bret Hart, ladies and gentlemen,
21:50the reigning World Wrestling Federation champion, and once again, the only man
21:55in the history of the WWEF to hold all three championships on two different occasions.
22:01Well, you know what that means, don't you?
22:02What? He lost them all, too.
22:04Yeah, right.
22:05Boy, I'm gonna start ignoring you like Hillary does, ignores Bill.
22:09You see that game yesterday, huh?
22:11Yeah, I saw the game.
22:12They were ignoring, Bill and Hillary were up there,
22:14they were ignoring each other like they owed each other money.
22:16I think there's more there than meets the eye, you know what I mean?
22:20Now, come on, let's stay out of politics,
22:22let's not make fools out of people that serve our federal government.
22:26I don't need to do that, they do a good enough job on their own.
22:28You hear the round of boos, we're rocking.
22:35You see those glasses, broken in pieces?
22:37That's the same way Bret Hart's gonna look the next time he gets in the ring
22:40with Owen Hart, broken in little tiny pieces.
22:42I must say, that was one of the greatest matches I have ever seen in my life.
22:45And I can't wait to see the rematch between Owen and the Hitman Bret Hart.
22:50But this time, it's for the WWF Championship.
22:53Freeman now, down to the canvas again.
22:56Freeman, no match for the Rocket Owen Hart.
22:57That's exactly right,
22:58just like Bret Hart wouldn't any match for the Rocket Owen Hart.
23:01He's proven himself the preeminent member of the Hart family.
23:04Well, that wouldn't be hard anyway.
23:06That's like being a- Wait a minute, Freeman turning things around.
23:11Freeman setting up the Rocket, coming off the rope, back, no.
23:15It's only temporary, Owen's too smart.
23:17Being the greatest wrestler in the Hart family is like being the nicest guy in
23:20prison.
23:20It's not really an honor, but Owen Hart is taking it to new levels.
23:25And the forearm shiver, and
23:26Freeman is continuing to have his problems with Owen Hart.
23:30Forearm shiver?
23:32He's shivering all right, his knees are freezing and his liver is quivering.
23:35That's exactly what's happening to Mr. Freeman.
23:36Reversal there, and Freeman, uh-oh.
23:39The Rocket setting up Freeman, and the Bulldog.
23:43Did you hear the Hitman Bret Hart last week here on Monday Night Raw,
23:45talking about, hey, Owen Hart beat me one time, but it was only one match.
23:50That's all it was, just one match.
23:52Now that he has the belt, I doubt that, seriously,
23:54that the Rocket Owen Hart is gonna be able to- Wait a minute, what's this?
23:58A sharpshooter.
23:59He's got the sharpshooter.
24:00Wait a minute, McMahon, the match is over.
24:03It's history.
24:04Owen Hart's the winner.
24:05Let me ask you a question.
24:06How many matches have they had?
24:08They've had one match.
24:09How many matches did Owen win?
24:10He's had, well, just once.
24:12He's batting a thousand, that's pretty good to me.
24:14Ha ha ha ha ha.
24:16Well, certainly, the Rocket enjoyed his performance at WrestleMania.
24:21Everyone enjoyed WrestleMania, including this man.
24:25The one and the only,
24:30Burt Reynolds.
24:34Is that the most exciting thing you've seen in your entire life?
24:37I had the best time.
24:38This is the second best feeling I've ever had.
24:40Man, is the WWF, is it unbelievable?
24:43It's unbelievable.
24:45The World Wrestling Federation's done it again.
24:47The best athletes in the world.
24:52Welcome back to more Monday Night Raw.
24:53And Famous Clarity's has welcomed you back.
24:55Get raw or get out.
24:56Advice to Jim Cornette.
24:58And look who's headed to the ring right now.
25:01It's Stoic and Dink.
25:03Don't knock me, McMahon.
25:04I'm already trying to sell your seat to TBI.
25:06I'm giving him a pretty good price, so don't get too comfortable.
25:09And here come these two rejects from Burnham and Bayley's Clown College.
25:12Wait a minute, it looks like they're headed over this way.
25:15Look at that green hair, it's the result of too many bad bleach jobs.
25:17Holy mackerel.
25:18What do you see, ladies and gentlemen, Dink and Dink.
25:22He's clowning around.
25:23Hey now, pal, all right, yeah.
25:26I mean, Ted DiBiase, man, Ted DiBiase just got all wet.
25:30Hey, he squirted the million dollars.
25:32Ted DiBiase, you'll pay for that.
25:36I can't believe he'd do something like that, McMahon.
25:38I guess you think that's funny, McMahon.
25:40Hey, that's assault with a deadly weapon.
25:45It is.
25:46It's gotta be.
25:46Anything can happen in the WWF.
25:48If that water is from the state of New York, it's gotta be contaminated.
25:52It can kill him.
25:53It can kill the man.
25:54I guess somebody vies for a drink of water, I promise.
26:01Dink and Dink having some fun here on Monday Night Raw.
26:06Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
26:11We're back and we are ready for action.
26:16Dink and Dink, two celebrities in the squared circle.
26:21And rumor has it that they sort of sneaked in as Ted DiBiase looks on.
26:26He's still angry, look at that.
26:28Hey, I think that's ridiculous, the man could have drowned.
26:31Look at that.
26:32You know, you can drown in just one inch of water.
26:34Is that right?
26:35Look at this little squat.
26:36I mean, look at that.
26:37I mean, look at that.
26:38I mean, look at that.
26:39I mean, look at that.
26:40I mean, look at that.
26:41I mean, look at that.
26:42I mean, look at that.
26:43I mean, look at that.
26:44I mean, look at that.
26:45Oh, look at this little squirt.
26:46Yeah.
26:47Oh, now I'm doing it.
26:48Now I'm doing it.
26:49They're infectious.
26:50Dink.
26:51Like a wart.
26:52Had the buzzer in his hand and Eric Cody got a little shocked there.
26:56Shocking experience, Dink and Doink sort of sneaked in, so we're told,
26:59to Saturday night's Roger Clinton wedding.
27:03Well, they were dressed probably like half the guests that were there.
27:05Did you hear his new wife's already pregnant?
27:07I wonder who they suspect.
27:09Now, let's be nice, please.
27:10I'm not nice.
27:11I don't like to be nice.
27:13Doink and Dink.
27:14Climbing around as always.
27:15And take nothing, however, away from the wrestling skills,
27:18the technical skills of Doink.
27:20Quite an accomplished wrestler.
27:22I'll tell you what, that's a good cover, though.
27:25Look at this guy.
27:26Oh, look at this guy.
27:27Doink and Dink, they got relatives all in the audience.
27:30As a matter of fact, as far as I'm concerned,
27:31every citizen of New York State's a clown.
27:34And top wrestler, nice maneuver.
27:36Takedown by Doink.
27:38You know, I agree with what Lawler said at WrestleMania.
27:40What's that?
27:41Typical New Yorkers.
27:42All the things that they were chanting and saying.
27:44I can't believe that stuff went out over the air.
27:46And a takedown again by Doink.
27:48By the way, happy birthday to Reba McIntyre.
27:52Reba, unquestionably, what Double J, Jeff Jarrett,
27:55would like to be on top of her game.
27:58On top of the country and western music field.
28:00I thought you were talking about he'd like to be 39 years old.
28:03That's how old she is today.
28:04You know, the night the lights went out in Georgia,
28:05she's gonna write a song about WrestleMania.
28:07The night the lights went out in the garden.
28:09Because they're both about horrifying, sad, tragic events.
28:11Like Yokozuna losing the title.
28:14Something I'm sure you will never forget.
28:16And Doink is-
28:17Oh, now wait a minute!
28:19I hope Doink comes over here.
28:21What's this guy trying to do?
28:23Let me ask you a question.
28:25Did you see what Luna did to that little half-pint
28:27this week at WrestleMania?
28:29I'm watching what Doink is doing right now
28:31to his opposition.
28:33Oh, so you don't want to talk about Luna?
28:35Luna kicked his rear end on Doink.
28:38You're so big and brave.
28:40Why don't you go up there right now?
28:42Why don't you go up there right this second?
28:44Why don't you challenge Doink?
28:46Hey, I'll tell you what.
28:48I can whip any midget and anybody under the age of 12.
28:50I can whip them in a heartbeat.
28:52I'll take that little midget two out of three falls.
28:54Doink looking on, ladies and gentlemen,
28:56as Doink continues to operate
28:58and continues to pretty much manhandle his opposition.
29:00I'd put him in a short arm scissors.
29:02That'd get the little-
29:04Oh, you're funny.
29:06And Doink right back up.
29:08Cody backing off.
29:10A lot of people don't realize Eric Cody is the grandson,
29:12great-grandson, as a matter of fact,
29:14of Buffalo Bill Cody.
29:16Is he?
29:18Yeah.
29:20He's used to riding those big stairs,
29:22those big Broncos and everything.
29:24He's gonna take Doink and show him a thing or two.
29:26That's nice to know.
29:28Cody's getting warmed up right now.
29:30And a takedown.
29:32And to a suplex and almost a count of three.
29:34Matter of fact, if I could get to Doink,
29:36I'd pass him a few bucks to try to scorch you
29:38and maybe run you off.
29:40Right here on USA Saturday when two kids
29:42create the woman of their dreams.
29:44She's definitely computer-friendly.
29:46Don't miss Weird Science
29:48Saturday night at 10
29:50right here on USA.
29:52USA with a lot of 10 o'clock happenings.
29:54You got Saturday night at 10,
29:56Weird Science.
29:58On the other end of that, you got Saturday morning,
30:00which is also Weird Science.
30:02Saturday morning at 10 with Todd Pettengill
30:04on WWF Mania.
30:06And there is the Whoopie Cushion.
30:08The Whoopie Cushion.
30:10It's a three count for Doink.
30:12He wins another one.
30:16Doink and Dink victorious.
30:18And you can bet they had a good time
30:20here tonight on Monday Night Raw.
30:22And I'm sure they had a great time
30:24at Roger Clinton's wedding just Saturday.
30:26That man, however, is most frustrated.
30:28Looks sort of like Bill Clinton
30:30yesterday sitting next to Hillary.
30:32I'd be frustrated sitting next to Hillary, too.
30:34Now, wait just a moment. You need to apologize.
30:36Okay, I'm sorry.
30:38I'm sorry that Bill married Hillary.
30:40That's what I'm sorry about.
30:42The atmosphere was electric
30:44at sold-out Madison Square Garden
30:46as a star-studded ensemble gathered
30:48for the World Wrestling Federation's
30:50unbelievable extravaganza, WrestleMania 10.
30:52In the first championship match,
30:54an energized Lex Luger
30:56entered with the hopes and dreams
30:58of America. But after knocking
31:00the champion unconscious,
31:02a controversial ruling by special guest referee
31:04Mr. Perfect shattered
31:06his championship dream.
31:08In one of the greatest WWF
31:10matches of all time, two men
31:12pulled out all the stops in a ladder match
31:14so that one man could rise
31:16above the other and be heralded
31:18the undisputed Intercontinental Champion.
31:20And against all odds,
31:22Bret the Hitman Hart
31:24overcame adversity, overcame injury
31:26to win back the title
31:28from the man who took it from him
31:30one year ago.
31:32Experience the greatest WrestleMania
31:34of all time, WrestleMania 10.
31:36A special encore presentation
31:38tonight after Raw
31:40on Pay-Per-View.
31:44Ladies and gentlemen, at this time,
31:46please give a warm, warm
31:48Monday Night Raw welcome
31:50to the World Wrestling Federation
31:52Tag Team Champions,
31:54the Quebecers!
31:56Along with their illustrious manager,
31:58Johnny Polo!
32:00Nothing illustrious about Johnny Polo,
32:02although there is something
32:04illustrious about Captain Luis Albano.
32:06You will recall last week, right here on
32:08Monday Night Raw, Luis Albano coming out and
32:10challenging Johnny Polo and the Quebecers
32:12to a possible match-up.
32:14Should Albano be able to
32:16assemble a tag team combination to
32:18challenge the Quebecers?
32:20It's good to see you!
32:22Give me a break.
32:24A community hug?
32:26And of course, the champions,
32:28the Quebecers, you've got to be proud of them.
32:30Oh man, I'm so proud of them.
32:32In fact, Pierre would like to say a few words himself.
32:34Pierre?
32:36Vive le Quebec!
32:38Well, there you have it.
32:40You know, I understand that you have gone out
32:42on national television, you have challenged
32:44all the other tag teams in the World Wrestling Federation.
32:46Teams like the Smoking Guns,
32:48teams like Men on a Mission,
32:50Whoa, whoa, whoa!
32:52Look at this!
32:54Here comes Captain Albano!
33:00Captain Luis Albano?
33:02Why do you interrupt this interview?
33:04Hold it, hold it!
33:06Johnny Polo, Quebecers,
33:08Jim Cornette, have you
33:10accepted the challenge?
33:12What do you want, Captain Crunch?
33:14Accepted the challenge?
33:16Of course we've accepted!
33:18Don't take any chance, I told you!
33:20We're the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions!
33:22All right, then I'll go get them!
33:24Hey, no, wait a minute!
33:26Go get who?
33:28Just who, Luis Albano?
33:30How's that simple?
33:34Luis Albano,
33:36the maker of more tag team champions
33:38than anyone in World Wrestling
33:40Whoa!
33:42Not them!
33:44What are they doing out here?
33:46What is that?
33:48The Head Shrinker!
33:50It's the Head Shrinker, Johnny!
33:52What is this?
33:54Don't get behind me!
33:56We didn't say them!
33:58You can't bring them out here!
34:02You said any tag team that I put together
34:04you'd accept
34:06and the belts are on the line!
34:08Now we've got you!
34:10I didn't mean those guys!
34:12Those guys are tough, man!
34:14Hey, Albano!
34:16These guys are our friends!
34:18They're not your friends, they're my friends!
34:20And they're out here challenging you!
34:22You did it on national TV!
34:24You've got to accept
34:26and now we want the belts on the line with it
34:28and we're ready to roll!
34:30All right, is it now?
34:32What about it, Johnny?
34:34We didn't mean those guys, man!
34:36What are we gonna do?
34:38All right, I'm going back to Jack Tunney
34:40and we're gonna settle this once and for all
34:42We'll either strip you the belts
34:44or you'll have to wrestle them!
34:46We weren't talking about the smoking guns!
34:48We weren't talking about bombs!
34:50We weren't talking about the bushwhackers!
34:52These guys wasn't part of the deal!
34:54You said any team I chose
34:56you agreed
34:58the belts are on the line
35:00now you stand by it!
35:02We'll be back
35:04with more Monday Night Raw!
35:12A massive force diffused Adam Bomb
35:14in 30 seconds flat at WrestleMania
35:16Adam Bomb
35:18burned by the sneak attack
35:20this towering inferno is out for revenge
35:22Earthquake
35:24battles Adam Bomb
35:26the rematch from WrestleMania
35:28next week on Monday Night Raw
35:32We're back, ladies and gentlemen
35:34more Monday Night Raw
35:36and yes, Earthquake
35:38against Adam Bomb, that matchup right here
35:40next week, the rematch from WrestleMania
35:42I wonder whether or not Harvey Whippleman
35:44and Howard Finkel are gonna get into it again
35:46Oh, I can hardly wait to see Howard Finkel
35:48once again humiliated at the hands of Harvey Whippleman
35:50You know, Whippleman's a real man
35:52not like me
35:54Not really. What'd you think about the
35:56Finkel with his new hairdo from Si Spurling?
35:58He only had it one day that he didn't let him keep it
36:00He probably reneged on the payments to Spurling
36:04A one, two, three kid in there
36:06against the Black Phantom
36:10This one, two, three kid
36:12He's gonna be part of that ten-man tag team match
36:14we're gonna see next week, but I'm gonna explain something
36:16right now. He is gonna be a weak link
36:18You know why?
36:20I think you're about to tell us
36:22Because with ten guys in that ring, he's gonna get lost
36:24He's gonna be standing behind one of them
36:26Nobody's gonna be able to see him
36:28Therefore, that team's only really gonna have four guys
36:30I see
36:32Locking up now, the one, two, three kid
36:34Quick come behind
36:36Tight waist, nice switch there by the Phantom
36:38The Wizard, a nice takedown
36:40Yes, nicely done
36:42How can the Phantom see anything? Wait a minute
36:44When you're wrestling a guy as ugly as a one, two, three kid
36:46Maybe it's better not to see anything
36:48Jay, did you hear that Amy Carter got engaged?
36:50Amy Carter
36:52Former President Jimmy Carter's daughter got engaged
36:54Amy Carter looks a lot like the one, two, three kid
36:56All teeth
36:58I'm surprised she got engaged
37:00I heard she couldn't get a date on a tombstone
37:02Oh my goodness
37:04You're gonna get us into a lot of trouble
37:06Well, I'm always in a lot of trouble
37:08So you might as well join me
37:10And ooh
37:12Nice elbow by the Phantom
37:14The Phantom
37:16And bringing the one, two, three kid out
37:18With a hip toss
37:20The Million Dollar Man
37:22Right behind us
37:24Million Dollar Man
37:26Almost rivaling the wealth
37:28Of Rush Limbaugh
37:30Nice maneuver there by the one, two, three kid
37:32Rush Limbaugh making over 15 million dollars
37:34Last year
37:36Way to go, Rush, go for it
37:38Yeah, as a matter of fact, I gotta talk to somebody
37:40In the World Wrestling Federation about that
37:42Me and Rush are the only two guys on the air today
37:44That tell things the way it really is
37:46I think I need a raise
37:48And look at this, right now
37:50Getting a raise
37:52By the one, two, three kid
37:54This guy's teeth are rattling around
37:56Like BBs in a boxcar right now
37:58The kid coming off the rope
38:00The one, two, three kid
38:02The kid is lightning fast
38:04He's not quick, he's sudden, Vince
38:06And that's exactly how he
38:08That's exactly how he wins
38:10His matches, but that's also exactly
38:12How he makes his fatal mistakes
38:14When you're moving 100 miles an hour
38:16Sometimes you do crash
38:18One, two, three kid
38:20Coming off the rope, and the Phantom
38:22Must have been a close line
38:24The cover, referee out of position
38:26And only two
38:28The Black Phantom
38:30He's clearly kicked out of that one
38:32This guy has got to think he is surrounded
38:34He's been hit from every direction
38:36Oh my goodness, right in the mush
38:38And most of them have been in the mouth
38:40This guy's breath must taste like kiwi boot polish
38:42Oh
38:44Down to the kiwi boot polish
38:46Down to the canvas
38:48And the one, two, three kid's going up
38:50But he's not even looking at his opponent
38:52He's got his back turned
38:54Oh my gosh
38:56One, two, three
38:58Wale Kali
39:00The one, two, three kid
39:02A favorite right here
39:04On Monday Night Raw
39:06But I'll tell you something, the one, two, three kid's going to have to be quick
39:08Next week on the Ten Man Tag
39:10Because he's going to have to be dodging nine other guys
39:12Amy Carter
39:14Tired of those silly birthday games?
39:16Don't know what to get
39:18That special someone?
39:20Gee, a static claw
39:22Hey, WWF fans
39:24You can make any occasion a special occasion
39:26When World Wrestling Federation Superstars
39:28Make a personal phone call to anyone you want
39:30By name
39:32WWF greetings on call
39:34Hey
39:36Who wouldn't want to get a call
39:38From the bad guy
39:40It's fun for all ages when a WWF Superstar
39:42Sings happy birthday
39:44Congratulations, get well
39:46Happy anniversary
39:48Or just delivers a special friendship call
39:50And like I said before
39:52I'm the best there is, the best there was
39:54Hello?
39:56Hey Owen
39:58This is Fred calling
40:00Call 1-900-454-4545
40:02To order WWF greetings on call
40:04Kids must be at least 18 years old
40:06Or have your parent's permission before calling
40:12We're back and Denise Paglia is joining us
40:14In the square and circle
40:16And joining us right now
40:18Ladies and gentlemen, the man who was
40:20Left hanging somewhere around 34th street
40:22In Madison Square Garden
40:24At WrestleMania
40:26There he is, the man who faced a bunch of men
40:28Randy Savage, Crush
40:30Oh now don't be a smart aleck Vince
40:32He was hanging around because Savage
40:34Home tied him like some kind of skier at a rodeo
40:36And left him hanging from the rafters
40:38But he is still the biggest and the strongest man
40:40In professional wrestling
40:42Look at the size of his strength
40:44And look at Mr. Fuji, he's got him primed and ready to go
40:46Ray Hudson, he better have his insurance paid up
40:48Ray Hudson getting ready to lock up with Crush
40:50Here's looking over at, hey wait a minute
40:52Is that who I think it is?
40:54That's Nikolai Volkov
40:56Oh no, look at his suit again
40:58Yes, he's wearing the same suit
41:00Nikolai Volkov
41:02One of the all time greats
41:04In the WWF
41:06Here on Monday Night Raw
41:08Joining us and we're ready for the matchup
41:10When we return
41:12Welcome back to more Monday Night Raw
41:14We are very glad that you joined us here
41:16Tonight and speaking of being glad
41:19The great man Bret Hart is very happy
41:21That he is the reigning World Wrestling Federation Champion
41:23In last week's interview
41:25Bret Hart made reference to his brother Owen
41:27When he stated that, you know Owen
41:29You can't always get what you want
41:31But sometimes you get what you need
41:33Well I'll tell you what, if Bret Hart is a Mick Jagger
41:35And Keith Richards fan, then he would also know
41:37That these words are true
41:39Bret, you're not the only one with mixed emotions
41:41And you're not the only ship
41:43Adrift on this ocean
41:45There's a new top level superstar
41:47In the World Wrestling Federation
41:49His name is Owen Hart
41:51And the top rung that he climbed to get there
41:53Is named Bret
41:55And Hudson down to the canvas
41:57Crush
41:59An awesome individual
42:01Oh awesome is exactly right
42:03And Mr. Fuji's got him primed and ready to go
42:05Look at the strength and the power that he possesses
42:07Every move and he's a master of the martial arts
42:09In addition to being well over 300 pounds
42:11And possessing that much power
42:13He also has the technique to take a man apart
42:15Piece by piece
42:17Crush
42:19Giving it a go with the Macho Man Randy Savage
42:21In the No Hose Barred event
42:23The matchup that took place
42:25At WrestleMania
42:27And by the way, as we have stated before
42:29Following Monday Night Raw
42:31On pay per view
42:33It's the Encore of WrestleMania 10
42:35It is not here on USA
42:37So you have to call your local cable system
42:39And say I want to see the Encore
42:41I want to see what Jim Cornette
42:43Is talking about and lying about
42:45All the way through this hour
42:47I want to see the Encore of WrestleMania 10
42:49Number one, don't call me a liar
42:51And number two, don't tell people to get on the telephone
42:53Now because they'll miss everything I have to say
42:55For the rest of the show
42:57And after all, wouldn't everybody enjoy listening to me
42:59Instead of calling to see WrestleMania
43:01Holy mackerel
43:03I don't like the look on your face Vince
43:05How about the looks we've been seeing
43:07On the face of the Million Dollar Man
43:09Ted DiBiase sitting right behind us
43:11What is he up to
43:13Ted DiBiase, I'll tell you what he's up to
43:15He's on Wrestling Challenge every week
43:17Along with my old friend Stan Lane
43:19Yeah, he fought his way on
43:21Well sure he did
43:23But at least now the people are going to get to hear
43:25Some commentary that's insightful and truthful
43:27Instead of what they were hearing
43:29Because Ted DiBiase is another guy who tells it like it is
43:31Much like me, much like Rush
43:33Unlike you
43:35Protecting Bret Hart
43:37Protecting Lex Luger
43:39Trying to mold public opinion
43:41Vince McMahon
43:43Well Crush right there, he's molding somebody
43:45He's taking his Hudson character
43:47Like a lump of clay
43:49And he's molding him
43:51Hudson
43:53And some horrible looking figures too
43:55Speaking of horrible looking figures
43:57We couldn't help but notice when you were in the ring
43:59Interviewing the Quebeckers
44:01With your jacket open
44:03When are you going to go on a diet
44:05Diet, what are you talking about
44:07I'll tell you something
44:09I don't have to have a body like a Greek god
44:11Because I have a brain like Albert Einstein
44:13And that's all that I need in professional wrestling
44:15I see
44:17But of course I am a sex symbol too
44:19Look at the power on Crush
44:21You're a symbol alright
44:23I'm a symbol, I'm a whole drum set
44:25Look at the power on Crush
44:27Lifting Hudson, carrying him around the entire arena
44:29To show everybody who the dominant force
44:31Who the stronger man really is
44:33And Mr. Fuji watches on with glee
44:35Down across Hudson
44:37Crush pretty much destroying Hudson
44:39The count here, this one's history
44:41Next week ladies and gentlemen
44:43Right here on Monday Night Raw
44:45The ten men tag team matchup
44:47You did not see in Wrestlemania
44:49Plus the rematch between
44:51The Earthquake and Adam Bomb
44:53Oh that should be a good one
44:55I hope Finkel and Whippleman are around
44:57I can't wait to see that
44:59You better watch it or think
45:01They come back out here
45:03Wait a minute I'm looking around for that guy
45:05Wait a minute is he under the table
45:07Hold on I gotta go check this
45:09Crush waving the flag ladies and gentlemen
45:11And we'll be right back as we continue
45:13With more Monday Night Raw
45:17We're back with more Monday Night Raw
45:19Ted DiBiase continues to count his money
45:21Ladies and gentlemen
45:23Right here however
45:25Next week on Monday Night Raw
45:27A special ten man tag team matchup
45:29That you did not see at Wrestlemania
45:31You'll see here next week
45:33Plus the Earthquake
45:35Squares off against Adam Bomb
45:37In a rematch for Wrestlemania
45:39We're also gonna see Razor Ramon
45:41But more importantly than that
45:43We're gonna see the man who's still the most dominant force
45:45In the World Wrestling Federation
45:47The Mighty Yokozuna
45:49And I wonder whether or not Mr. DiBiase
45:51Are you gonna be buying more seats out here
45:53Are you gonna join us next week
45:55Let me tell you something big man
45:57It's like this money talks
45:59Join us next week for more
46:01Monday Night Raw
46:29Monday Night Raw