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00:02:40Never turn your eyes on
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00:02:46Nor listen in to things evil,
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00:02:51Never speak what is lies
00:02:53or what is bad.
00:02:57Never turn your eyes on it, which is bad or that
00:03:25Master, some tea
00:03:28So it's you Achin, I thought it was Grandad, you scared me
00:03:32Master, that stuff you're reading just now, everything seems wrong
00:03:36Who cares
00:03:48Master, Master, please don't practice, go back and study
00:03:52If your Grandad knows, he'll get mad
00:03:55Hey, well he won't know, unless you tell him
00:04:00Now, the saying is, what a man don't know, cannot then hurt him
00:04:06My father, he taught me that
00:04:08Listen, your Grandad wants you to learn, and he told me to see you do, or he's trouble
00:04:15What is it?
00:04:22Here it is, I'll read
00:04:26To leave one's home alone is silence, it's hard to bear
00:04:34For those who must go, those who stay also grieve
00:04:41For the one dear to their heart who must depart
00:04:45Master, this is it, I'll read it again
00:04:48No need, I know it
00:04:51Hey Master, you really do?
00:04:53Of course
00:04:54Let's hear it
00:04:55Right, listen
00:04:59To move one's fist fast
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00:05:06And lock Achin in the study
00:05:12Ah, I bet your hair is here, look
00:05:17Smells bad too
00:05:19Master, it just needs a wash
00:05:21Wouldn't you be better off bald then?
00:05:23Oh no, Master, don't
00:05:33Grandad
00:05:34Achun, what is this?
00:05:36Well, he needed a haircut, so I was cutting it
00:05:41Nonsense, you're in here to study
00:05:46Achin
00:05:47Master
00:05:48That essay, has he learned it yet?
00:05:53Well, more or less
00:05:57That essay was written by the famous writer, Chang Chim Wan
00:06:01It's good
00:06:03Achun, you really know it?
00:06:05Oh, sure, of course I do
00:06:09Then you recite it
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00:06:30Ah, yeah, when you climb up
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00:06:39When you climb up
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00:07:16When you climb, using your hooks
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00:07:32Achun, I've told you many times
00:07:36If you don't study hard, then you'll never be great
00:07:40But all you want to learn is your Kung Fu
00:07:43You're trying to drive me mad
00:07:45Tell me
00:07:46Grandad, I'll try to improve
00:07:52Look at me
00:07:53If I hadn't studied hard when I was your age
00:07:56We wouldn't be here now
00:08:00Although I'm retired and very old now
00:08:03Well, I still study the old classics
00:08:07Grandad, with Kung Fu a man can achieve greatness
00:08:11Shut up
00:08:12I want you to study your books
00:08:14Master, it's bad
00:08:17What is it?
00:08:18I won't have to do, he's been killed
00:08:34Brother, who killed my brother?
00:08:48Brother
00:08:58Your brother, he likes Kung Fu
00:09:01He likes Kung Fu
00:09:04Look at him now
00:09:06Next time, it'll be you
00:09:09Achun
00:09:10Sir
00:09:12Take Achun
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00:09:31Achun
00:10:02Grandad, everyone has his own life
00:10:05Likes his own thing
00:10:07Kung Fu can make a man great
00:10:09If it's handled properly, with restraint
00:10:12I realize it's wrong to go challenging people
00:10:15But even so, it isn't wrong just to learn it
00:10:18Anyway, I've made up my mind
00:10:21I'm leaving your house
00:10:22And I'll find myself a good teacher
00:10:24Your grandson, Chu Chi Chung
00:10:32Some noodles?
00:10:33Yes
00:10:34Have them
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00:11:58Hello, how are you?
00:11:59What would you like, huh?
00:12:00It's my birthday
00:12:02Some long life noodles
00:12:03Right, long life noodles
00:12:07Coming
00:12:08One fish eye and noodles
00:12:13Here's two pork noodles here
00:12:15And there's one fish eye over there
00:12:17Okay
00:12:18Hey, good
00:12:27Long life noodles
00:12:30Long life noodles
00:12:48Have a bite
00:13:06Hey waiter, your noodles are too long
00:13:09Of course they are
00:13:11They're long life
00:13:14I can see that
00:13:18That girl's smiling
00:13:36I'm Tang Ha Su. I'm the descendant of Tang Po Huno less
00:13:41And what's your name? Well, it's none of your business who I am. I don't know you
00:13:48In that case, why did you smile and look friendly?
00:13:53I saw you smiling three times you smiled.
00:13:57Just like the girls in the novels.
00:13:59When they like a man, then they always smile.
00:14:03Who smiled at you? No way.
00:14:05I was just laughing at that man over there trying to eat those noodles.
00:14:09Well, let's be friends, eh?
00:14:11You eat your food and I'll pay.
00:14:14You don't have to buy mine, though.
00:14:16Instead, you let me have those two buns.
00:14:21Get off me!
00:14:23Let go!
00:14:26Let go!
00:14:31Let go!
00:14:39You little bastard, you!
00:14:41What are you after? You're trying to be a hero, eh?
00:14:45This is what I want. Leave the girl alone and push off.
00:14:48Is that so, then? Damn you, I'll teach you.
00:14:52Please don't start a fight. Just relax.
00:14:56Another one. Mind your business.
00:15:02All right, alone, apart.
00:15:05Come here.
00:15:11Go on.
00:15:12No, I won't go.
00:15:13Go on!
00:15:16Go on!
00:15:19Boss, there's too many fights here. I'm quitting.
00:15:23Hey, wait!
00:15:46Hey!
00:15:47Huh?
00:16:11Mr. Tang, would you like to have some more fish-eye noodles?
00:16:18Hey!
00:16:29Eat up now!
00:16:31Come on, eat up!
00:16:36Eat it up now, huh?
00:16:48Let's go!
00:17:00Hey, mister, I'm sorry for all this damage here.
00:17:03That's all right. It wasn't much damage done.
00:17:06But you scared away my waiter.
00:17:08What am I going to do when it gets busy here now?
00:17:13Hey, easy. You get another waiter.
00:17:17Huh? What?
00:17:20Get another waiter?
00:17:23How am I going to get one so quickly?
00:17:25Oh, that's no problem. There's one right here.
00:17:28One right here?
00:17:29Hey, what do you mean?
00:17:31Huh? It's me.
00:17:33My name is Chu Chi Chung.
00:17:35I'm very honest, no bad habits.
00:17:38I'm well-spoken, and I'm very cheap, too.
00:17:41No wages.
00:17:42Huh? No wages?
00:17:44Yeah.
00:17:45Hey, there is something, though.
00:17:47And what's that?
00:17:48It's simple.
00:17:49Your kung fu is good.
00:17:51If I work here, teach me kung fu.
00:17:53That's reasonable.
00:17:54Huh? All right?
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00:18:45Teacher.
00:18:46What is it?
00:18:47Teacher.
00:18:48I've been mixing dough for three months.
00:18:51When are you going to teach me?
00:18:53Teach you?
00:18:54Well, you're learning now.
00:18:56I am?
00:18:57What am I learning?
00:19:02You're practicing finger style and palm style.
00:19:05Finger and palm?
00:19:07Mm.
00:19:08Here.
00:19:09Try and break them.
00:19:14Break them? But how?
00:19:18Ah, just try.
00:19:20All right.
00:19:23Huh?
00:19:25Teacher, didn't know I was so strong.
00:19:28You know now.
00:19:29Sure.
00:19:30Practice some more.
00:19:31All right.
00:19:41Teacher, play mahjong?
00:19:43We can't work all the time.
00:19:45We need to relax.
00:19:47Who play?
00:19:48You play with me.
00:19:50Just two?
00:19:51Yeah.
00:19:52Right, I'll get a chair.
00:19:54Hey, no need.
00:19:56Just lock your legs.
00:19:58Lock them?
00:19:59Watch.
00:20:07And do it properly.
00:20:09No leaning of arms on the table.
00:20:11So then, hands off, right off the table, like me, yeah?
00:20:15Oh, that's pretty easy.
00:20:17Let's play, let's play, come on.
00:20:29Teacher, I'll start first.
00:20:31Good.
00:20:33Right?
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00:22:03How?
00:22:06Huh?
00:22:08I got the lot out.
00:22:09What?
00:22:10though. We only just started. Just good luck. Teacher, it's too much. What's too much? It's
00:22:27my leg. Teacher, I can't do it. I'm going to have to sit on a chair. No way. We're practicing
00:22:35your Kung Fu stance. You give up? Oh, so this is part of my training, huh? Yeah. Oh, that's
00:22:43fine. All right, mix them up. Teacher? Yeah? How long do we do this? Not too long. Forty-eight
00:22:52games, right? Oh, forty-eight games. Yeah. Forty-eight games? I can't. Don't worry. Won't
00:23:04take too long. Well, we had a good game. Ha-chung, let's go and have a shower now, huh? Teacher,
00:23:21wait for me. Come on, hurry up. Wait for me. Come on. Mister, some books? Listen, I want
00:23:50the Chin-Chu Classics, book one. Oh, yes, of course. Second book, fourth row.
00:24:20Teacher, I'll deliver these. All right, don't hurry back, huh? Okay. Hey, Tupin. Oh, Tupin,
00:24:50come on in. Hey, mister, noodles? Come on in, huh? This way, sir. Yeah, sit down. What
00:25:08do you have there? I'd like some noodles, but you've no time to make them. Listen, you
00:25:16must be joking. This isn't our busy hour. I've got lots of time. Now, what sort of noodles?
00:25:21What sort of noodles you got? I got pork noodles, beef noodles, egg noodles, and soup noodles.
00:25:28Some funeral noodles. Funeral? For you, to take down to hell. Huh? You've not come here
00:25:39to eat, but to kill. Well, I'm a killer, and I must do what I'm paid for. I've been retired now
00:25:50for over ten years. That part of my life is all in the past now. Who would want to kill me? Paid
00:25:58killers. Don't ask reasons. So you mean I've got to die today? That's just what I mean.
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00:28:28Ah teacher teacher teacher
00:28:43Teacher teacher
00:28:58Hey, he's carrying something. Looks good. Yeah, maybe a bundle of money. This is our chance.
00:29:16Hey, if he's rich, we'll get our own troupe and we'll put on operas. You like that? Sure. Hey, he's here, look.
00:29:29Who are you?
00:29:35What's your name? Listen, what's this? This road is my road.
00:29:45This tree is mine.
00:29:49If you want to pass, you'll have to pay us.
00:29:55What's funny?
00:30:03Tell me something, are you guys actors?
00:30:07Ah, sounds like somebody's finally recognized us. Hey, do you know him? Why no, I guessed.
00:30:15We're not acting now, this is the real stuff.
00:30:24Wow, so big. Must be a fortune.
00:30:38I'm sorry, it's no good to you. It's dough.
00:30:43Playing a trick, huh? Let's search him, huh? We'll grab him.
00:30:54Teacher, please protect me. I mustn't lose face.
00:31:24Ouch!
00:31:54Ouch!
00:32:24Ouch!
00:32:39Hey kid, alright?
00:32:45Who are you? What's your name?
00:32:50None of your business. Two against one, that's unfair. I don't like it.
00:32:57Right, one more. Get him. Kill him. Alright, together.
00:33:00Together.
00:33:20You know, the way he somersaults, he's an actor.
00:33:25Friend, you're one of us. Don't fight, we'll let you have a share.
00:33:31You're quite wrong. I'm using Kung Fu, not your theatrical somersaults. You creeps.
00:33:39Hey, he insults us.
00:33:41Right, we'll show you something.
00:33:49Ouch!
00:33:51Ouch!
00:34:22Ouch!
00:34:33I've had enough. I can't stand it. I can't stand it.
00:34:42Watch it.
00:34:43What are you doing?
00:34:45Watch it, huh? What do we do?
00:34:47You tell me. I don't know.
00:34:50Run.
00:34:51But you never let us get away, though.
00:34:53What then?
00:34:54We give up.
00:34:55Give up?
00:34:59Okay, we surrender.
00:35:01Oh, yeah.
00:35:02Give up, give up.
00:35:05Seems to me that you're not really criminals.
00:35:09Yeah.
00:35:10This is our first time. We were just actors in a traveling opera.
00:35:13Sure, but then the troupe went bankrupt on...
00:35:17And we were broke, and we tried this, but it's a bummer.
00:35:21You can go, but the next time, though, I'll nail you.
00:35:25We'll go.
00:35:36Thanks for your help, teacher.
00:35:37Hey, hold it. Who's your teacher? It's not me.
00:35:42Oh, I know you're not now, but you're going to be, though.
00:35:45Now, look.
00:35:46Because it was two against one, I helped you out.
00:35:50But if it was one to one, I wouldn't have helped.
00:35:53Oh, you're quite right, teacher.
00:36:02I'm not your teacher. Get that straight.
00:36:05Oh, don't do it. You're quite right, teacher, I think.
00:36:10Teacher.
00:36:12Teacher, that's great.
00:36:16Teacher, that's a good kick.
00:36:21Well now, something better.
00:36:33Teacher, it seems to me your blows are getting weaker.
00:36:37Teacher.
00:36:42Well, was that better?
00:36:46Not bad, teacher.
00:36:49I'll beat you till you can't talk.
00:37:03Well, I'll talk until you can't be, teacher.
00:37:16You...
00:37:18You're tired now.
00:37:20Have a little rest, teacher.
00:37:25Teacher, you said you'd stop when I stopped. Take me as your student.
00:37:29I only know somersaults. What can I teach you?
00:37:32Teach me somersaults, teacher.
00:37:38Teacher.
00:37:39All right. And then when you get piles, I'll get a doctor for you.
00:37:45Again.
00:38:01Now, get up.
00:38:04Teacher, it seems like training a dog.
00:38:09Not a dog. A monkey.
00:38:12My granddaddy used to train me like this.
00:38:16Want to learn?
00:38:17Oh, sure. I do.
00:38:34Ha, ha, ha.
00:38:36Teacher, is that better?
00:38:38Not much. You're too slow.
00:38:41You're depending on the rope.
00:38:44On the rope? Don't see that.
00:38:49You don't. Well, try again.
00:39:04Well, monkey, do you see it?
00:39:15Well, want to give up?
00:39:17Teacher, it's not that. I want to pee.
00:39:22You can't stop now. Go on.
00:39:25Teacher, I'll have to pee or else I'll burst.
00:39:28Don't worry.
00:39:29I'll have to pee or else I'll burst.
00:39:31Don't worry. Do what I say. You'll be okay.
00:39:36Go on.
00:40:00Ha, ha, ha.
00:40:21Teacher, teacher, I, I, I...
00:40:30Well, still want to pee?
00:40:33I don't. That's very strange, that.
00:40:36No, it's all here. Sweated it out.
00:40:42Sweated it out? I sweated it all out.
00:40:45Ha, ha, ha.
00:40:47Out, out, out, out.
00:40:51Cut it out.
00:40:52Teacher, teacher, I...
00:40:59Oh, mister.
00:41:00Listen, volume two. Have you got it yet?
00:41:04Oh, sure. Just arrived.
00:41:30Hold it.
00:41:35Who are you?
00:41:36You don't need to know me.
00:41:39As long as I know who you are.
00:41:42You know me?
00:41:43Not only that. I know something important about you.
00:41:47Is that so? What is it?
00:41:53Today is the day you die.
00:41:55Look, what is this? Some kind of joke?
00:42:09Hey, why'd you do this? I don't know you.
00:42:13Everyone I kill, all ask that. Very strange.
00:42:18Listen, I just wanted a reason.
00:42:21I just wanted a reason.
00:42:23Well, I tell you. I'm a killer. All right?
00:42:28Killer? You sure that you can kill me?
00:42:31I have to, though. I took the contract.
00:42:51Well, maybe this time you'll fail.
00:43:21Hey!
00:43:38Move it!
00:43:51Move it!
00:44:21Hey!
00:44:51Hey!
00:44:53Hey!
00:45:21Hey!
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00:46:06Hey!
00:46:10Hey!
00:46:15Hey!
00:46:16Hey!
00:46:21Most times, I only need one knife, but I have to use five on you.
00:46:27You can be proud.
00:46:28Hey teacher you can't catch me I've been working I haven't been slacking
00:46:58you can't catch me come on
00:47:09what is it teacher teacher teacher what's wrong what is it teacher huh
00:47:16teacher teacher teacher
00:47:22teacher teacher
00:47:28I've been working I haven't been slacking you can't catch me
00:47:46I've been working I haven't been slacking you can't catch me
00:47:53I've been working I haven't been slacking you can't catch me
00:47:58I've been working I haven't been slacking you can't catch me
00:48:03I've been working I haven't been slacking you can't catch me
00:48:07I've been working I haven't been slacking you can't catch me
00:48:11I've been working I haven't been slacking you can't catch me
00:48:16oh hey
00:48:19what's wrong
00:48:22you can't do it
00:48:30he cheated me hey the idiot doing somersaults
00:48:34yeah quite crazy
00:48:37you dare laugh at me?
00:48:39why don't you shut up?
00:48:40I will if I want
00:48:41hey you have you finished?
00:48:43Not started.
00:48:47Come on, just try it.
00:48:49Oh, you don't think I can, huh?
00:49:13Huh!
00:49:14Hey!
00:49:15Huh!
00:49:16Huh!
00:49:17Huh!
00:49:18Hey!
00:49:19Huh!
00:49:20Hey!
00:49:21Hey!
00:49:22Hey!
00:49:23We are!
00:49:24Damn it, lost my strength.
00:49:25It's that damn girl.
00:49:26Hey!
00:49:27Hey!
00:49:28Hey!
00:49:29Hey!
00:49:30Ah, ah, ah.
00:49:31Fighting a woman isn't easy.
00:49:32Ah, ah, ah.
00:49:33Oh.
00:49:34Ah, ah, ah.
00:49:35Oh.
00:49:36Ah, ah, ah.
00:49:37Oh.
00:49:38Ah, ah, ah.
00:49:39Oh.
00:49:40Ah, ah, ah.
00:49:41Oh.
00:49:42It's you.
00:50:00What do you want?
00:50:01Well, in fact, I was looking for you.
00:50:04And just by chance, here you are.
00:50:06Now, that really is a coincidence.
00:50:09Tell me.
00:50:10You admit you were beat.
00:50:11Yeah, but I don't like it much.
00:50:14But still, it's because I was tired.
00:50:17And that was all.
00:50:19But if you admit that I'm better than you, why are you here now?
00:50:23Ah, I just told you, though.
00:50:25I lost because I was completely exhausted then.
00:50:28Hey, but not today.
00:50:30Today I've got lots of strength.
00:50:32And I'm quite sure that I can beat any woman.
00:50:54Well, you're very different from yesterday.
00:50:56Hmm, course I am.
00:51:26That's just bad luck.
00:51:53You had enough?
00:52:18Oh, I've got to admit, you do fight very well.
00:52:22Oh, just too well.
00:52:23Let me tell you.
00:52:24For you to be an expert, you'll have to study a lot more.
00:52:28And if you don't, you're going to get hurt.
00:52:31Huh?
00:52:32Study?
00:52:33Huh.
00:52:34It's not easy to beat my teacher.
00:52:35Huh.
00:52:36Many experts want to, but I turn them down like that.
00:52:39Really?
00:52:40Huh.
00:52:41You know Koolauer?
00:52:42He's with the ghost clan.
00:52:43His kung fu's better than yours.
00:52:45Wanted to beat my teacher, turned him down.
00:52:48Seems you're real picky about your teachers.
00:52:50Of course.
00:52:51Well, I guess you could become my student.
00:52:54You like that?
00:52:55Huh, you?
00:52:56There's no way in the world that I'd be your student.
00:52:59I'd never take a woman as my teacher.
00:53:02Goodbye.
00:53:04You look down on women?
00:53:05Well, you won't turn me down.
00:53:08Yes, teacher.
00:53:10I'll bow to you.
00:53:12You change so fast.
00:53:14You have to lean with the wind.
00:53:16You do that, you won't go very far wrong.
00:53:19Huh?
00:53:36Oh, that's not bad.
00:53:37Not bad.
00:53:40Oh.
00:53:41Hey, hey, hey.
00:53:42Let me.
00:53:43Let me.
00:53:49Teacher, tea.
00:53:55You want to learn?
00:53:56No, teacher.
00:53:57I'm a kung fu nut.
00:54:04You any idea what style I'm using?
00:54:07Yeah, of course I know the style.
00:54:09The dragon?
00:54:10Hmm?
00:54:12The tiger?
00:54:13Panther?
00:54:15Crane?
00:54:19The monkey.
00:54:20All those.
00:54:21You're wrong.
00:54:22I'm using woman's fist.
00:54:24Hmm?
00:54:25Woman's fist?
00:54:26What's that?
00:54:27Soft fist.
00:54:28Soft fist?
00:54:29Never heard of it.
00:54:31Soft fist is a woman's kung fu style.
00:54:34No man's ever learned it.
00:54:36You want to?
00:54:37Oh, of course.
00:54:38Learn anything.
00:54:41Well, congratulations then.
00:54:43You'll be the first man ever to learn it.
00:54:45It's always good to be the first one, huh?
00:54:48Right.
00:54:49Well, from today on then,
00:54:51you must think just like a woman
00:54:54and must do the things a woman does.
00:54:57What?
00:54:59A woman?
00:55:06Threading needles.
00:55:07Can you do it?
00:55:08Yeah, that's no trick.
00:55:10Anyone can.
00:55:12Oh.
00:55:13Well, try it.
00:55:18Heh.
00:55:36I can't do it.
00:55:41Let me try.
00:55:49Ah!
00:55:50That's really good.
00:56:00Spinning is a woman's job,
00:56:02so learn it.
00:56:03Huh?
00:56:04Oh, well, that's easy.
00:56:05Try it.
00:56:16So easy.
00:56:17So easy.
00:56:36What's that for?
00:56:37Bare your arm
00:56:39and wind with your hand through there.
00:56:48Oh!
00:56:53What's wrong?
00:56:55Nobody can do this.
00:56:59You have to practice?
00:57:03Yes, teacher.
00:57:09Oh!
00:57:11Oh!
00:57:13Oh!
00:57:14Oh!
00:57:15Oh!
00:57:16Oh!
00:57:25The whole point of this
00:57:27is to develop your arm muscles quickly.
00:57:30You have to learn.
00:57:31Carry on now.
00:57:38Oh!
00:57:46Oh!
00:58:16Oh!
00:58:34Well, go on.
00:58:35Carry on.
00:58:41Oh!
00:58:47Oh.
00:58:50Oh.
00:59:16Teacher, how can you sew like that?
00:59:25In fact, it's part of my practice.
00:59:27This way, I'm developing my soft fist.
00:59:31Teacher, it looks pretty good.
00:59:35Teach it me.
00:59:36Well, not just yet.
00:59:40Why not?
00:59:43Because you're not ready for it yet.
00:59:45You have lots to learn.
00:59:47What else do I have to learn?
00:59:50Come with me.
00:59:55Woman's fist.
01:00:00Teacher, to learn all about women, do I have to wear their clothes?
01:00:15Can you dry clothes?
01:00:31Of course I can.
01:00:34Any kid can.
01:00:35Hey, hold it.
01:00:36Well, dry this out.
01:00:54It's soaking.
01:00:55How long will it take?
01:00:56A long time.
01:00:57Hey, it's sunny outside.
01:00:59I'll hang it up.
01:01:00No, you won't.
01:01:02If you want to learn soft fist, do it here.
01:01:08Damn nuisance.
01:01:09Hey, teacher, I...
01:01:35Well, is it dry yet?
01:01:38No, but I'm hungry.
01:01:40You eat when it's dry.
01:01:42Oh.
01:01:47Teacher, it's dry.
01:01:49It's bone dry.
01:01:50Well, eat then.
01:02:23Follow me.
01:02:43Right.
01:02:51Soft fist is a hard technique to beat.
01:03:15It looks so mild.
01:03:16In fact, it's so strong.
01:03:17It moves quietly and elegantly.
01:03:18The motions are very quiet.
01:03:19Smooth silence, quiet harmony.
01:03:20And when a man learns a style, he must first learn its softness.
01:03:21The touch has to be light, but the strength is there below the softness.
01:03:22But a man has to unlearn many things first.
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