Annoying Orange DEATHS!!! - Part Two
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00:00Hey, Boris, did I ever tell you about the time I opened for Hootie and the Blowfish?
00:04Hootie and the what now?
00:06Old Hootie. He was taking the world by storm with his sexy mid-tempo folk rock.
00:11But there was something missing. You know what it was?
00:14Knife?
00:15No. A one-man band talking lemon head like me.
00:19No! Knife!
00:21Ouch!
00:22Ouch! That looked like it hurt. You okay, Grandpa Lemon?
00:25What the... How did someone fall asleep while getting cut in half?
00:33Oh.
00:34Hey, Grandpa Lemon, you're a real pain in the glass.
00:38Oh, hey there, little fella. What's your name?
00:43There he is! He's cutting the dreaded sword.
00:46No, he's got the pinwheel!
00:48No!
00:49No!
00:53Oh, ow.
00:55Who are you? Why'd you kill Future Orange?
00:59Hey, it's me! You're an orange! And you're an orange!
01:04Now I'm confused.
01:05La la la la la la la la la!
01:12Guys! Hey now, take it easy, you two! These are sensitive devices!
01:19No! You don't need any more power! We can't take any more!
01:26Stop!
01:27AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
01:58Wow, Grand Finale really knows how to rock!
02:00HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
02:30HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
03:00HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
03:30whatever silence it's time to see what you two are really made of
03:34vivisector 9000 target the intelligent light and fire at will
03:40look what I can do whoa I didn't know this ship had cruise control
04:02is no more no more no more yeah yeah I'm the new Bieber and have you even seen a
04:13nutcracker well duh he's right over there
04:17good thing he has a straightjacket no a nutcracker you've never heard of a
04:21nutcracker nutcracker sweet no it's not sweet it's a death-dealing pair of metal
04:26tongs that'll split your head right open do you even know what that sounds like
04:29knock knock it's not a joke man I'm telling you it's the worst way to go
04:32knock knock knock knock what do you want knock knock yeah who is it already
04:39squirrel squirrel squirrel who
04:59whoa those guys really did bring the party hey who cut the cheese good one
05:10Bonsai tree no seriously who cut the cheese I'm not a dimwit I'm an orange
05:14oh I'm sorry I can't hear you I'm too busy for Lexi I think I'm gonna barf
05:19let's hear it smiley pants any last words yeah happy Halloween that's
05:24Halloween you moron no it isn't that's a Halloween I don't remember eating that
05:41uh look why don't we all just call it a night huh guys yeah I second that okay
05:50hey hey fat radish orange no not you that radish what's up with you orange
06:00knife dude you're getting juice in my electronics what orange do you smell
06:13that I told you orange we don't have noses smells like smoke the only thing I
06:18smell is Apple Apple oh I liked Apple too oh well hey
06:33blackberry not right now man my battery is seriously low no not you you hey
06:40orange what's going on knife you're an apple yep and we're mustachios end of
06:46story you guys have a great day we got to get going now it's okay guys it's
06:52just allergies ah Barry what what is it whoa talk about a close shave are you
06:59trying to get us killed how hard is it to wear a mustache somebody see I told
07:05you we should have gone with sombreros oh my god I'm naked I'm naked whoa oh I
07:14can't look stop looking at me whoa poor mustachios they're getting shellacked
07:27whoa oh geez Barry we should have left you in the bag man sorry about your
07:33friends little dude yeah those guys really cracked me up yeah well I guess
07:38that's just the price you pay for being so darn wonderful everybody wants a piece
07:42of you there's danger lurking everywhere one minute everything's cool and then
07:45suddenly there's a giant hand reaching out to crush you who knows next time it
07:49could be a pistachio eating caterpillar yeah good one orange that wasn't a joke
07:55pistachio eating caterpillar huh I hate it when those guys don't shave gingers
08:07have souls uh-huh do so nope you're thinking of nutmeg ginger no yes no no
08:14what do you mean no who said that hold on a second I gotta take this what's
08:18going on pear the stupid game isn't working it's not giving me a Yahtzee
08:22that's not Yahtzee it's not no it's Scrabble it's not Scrabble orange no is
08:29it connect for connect for really kind of looks like connect for not connect
08:33for no Jenga no it's not Jenga oh I know hey let's ask ginger hey hey ginger
08:43hey dudes this um isn't what it looks like you doing okay there I'm not an
08:53apple I'm I'm uh that's it he's remembering I'm not remembering oh I'm
09:01an orange oh yeah and you're pear and that's marshmallow and hey hey Apple
09:07watch knife whoa whoa I guess Apple forgot how this works
09:15be crazy that might be shot if I stopped for a second I'll be playing a
09:20bar to stay alive I gotta prove I'm gifting hit the floor
09:26yeah yeah raspberry whoop there it is I I never I never knew I could do that
09:35this is amazing there's no way you're gonna get knife now you know I learned a
09:40lot about myself today I learned a lot about life but most importantly I learned
09:45that before you can be true to anyone else you gotta be true to yourself I
09:49love you guys
09:53oh hey there you folks seen any other berries around here