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00:00Hello, best friends!
00:01I have gathered you here on the hotel roof today to witness an incredible scientific breakthrough!
00:06I hate scientific-
00:08Wait, WE'RE your best friends?
00:09Have we ever even spoken?
00:11Did Golf Ball's invitation get lost in the mail again?
00:14Um, no.
00:15She said she had jury duty this time.
00:17What about Penn?
00:18He's the one on trial.
00:19What about TV?
00:20Okay, look, the point is, you're the ones who showed up,
00:23and I invented a portal that will allow us to connect with a parallel universe!
00:27Ooh, like when we jumped around time with the oil light?
00:29You did what?
00:31Nothing, anyway, moving on!
00:32This is different, Nickel.
00:33We'll be seeing a universe with its very own timeline, completely separate from our own!
00:38Are you sure this is a good idea?
00:39We already have one rip in the fabric of our reality.
00:42We can't afford another.
00:43Relax, black holy moly ravioli!
00:46I'm actually hoping this will solve that problem.
00:48I may not be smart enough to fix that rift on my own,
00:51but if there's another green science genius out there in the multiverse,
00:55maybe we can use our combined intelligence to fix everything!
00:58Wait, we might see other versions of ourselves?
01:01Uh, that sounds awesome.
01:04What are we waiting for?
01:09Golly, my invention worked!
01:11I'm TestTube.
01:11Always a pleasure to meet an alternate dimensional counterpart.
01:14Hehehe, counterpart?
01:15Hmm, I dunno, you're not even a ball.
01:18How can I be sure you're an alternate version of me?
01:20There's only one logical way to confirm it.
01:22Favorite law of physics on three!
01:24One, two, three!
01:25The law of conservation of linear momentum!
01:27Eat, dad!
01:28It's like looking in a round fuzzy mirror!
01:30Hehehehe!
01:31Oh, hehehehe!
01:33Oh no, there's two of them!
01:34And two of us!
01:35Nice to see you again!
01:36You again!
01:37That's what I just said!
01:38Ugh, I thought I dreamt that whole thing.
01:40Nope!
01:40It was really Rimbobo Pelosely real!
01:43As canon as a canon in a canyon!
01:44Whoop, whoop, boo!
01:46Aha!
01:47Huh, wow!
01:48So I'll really get to fill in for you for teapot one day?
01:50Oh, uh, that part wasn't real!
01:53You must've dreamed that.
01:55Whoa, if I had a nickel for every nickel I have, I'd have...
01:58Ten dollars!
02:00You still owe me, black hole!
02:01What?
02:02I've literally never seen you before in my life.
02:04Playing dumb, eh?
02:05Well, two can play at that game.
02:07Ooh, dibs on playing the winner!
02:09Light bulb!
02:10Not even light can escape from beyond the event horizon, let alone money!
02:14So it didn't break the laws of physics for black hole to pay you back!
02:17Aww, well, I wouldn't want him to do anything illegal.
02:20Haha, sick.
02:22Oh wow, a more technologically advanced version of myself?
02:26This is so cool, I love crossovers!
02:28I hate crossovers!
02:30Oh, really?
02:31But BFDI and Inanimate Insanity have such different tones and ideologies.
02:35It's fun to see them bounce off each other.
02:36I hate Inanimate Insanity!
02:38What?
02:39How can you hate Inanimate Insanity?
02:41I mean, I mean, sure, it's not a perfect show by any means, but I think the way it bridges seasons 2 and 3 proves that it's worth-
02:46I hate fan wars!
02:47You can't just blow off my argument like this!
02:50Don't worry, innocent fan!
02:52I'll save you!
02:55Oh, come on!
02:56Wow, you really are just a different version of me!
02:59What?
03:00You and I are nothing alike!
03:01My voice is a smooth and dulcet baritone, whereas yours is squeaky and grating!
03:07I'm a resplendent Caribbean green, whereas you are a garish and hideous pink!
03:14It's salmon!
03:15And you don't.
03:16Even.
03:17Have.
03:18A string!
03:19I'm offended to be mentioned in the same sentence as you!
03:22That's it!
03:23Apparently popped!
03:26In about an hour, you are so doomed!
03:28So you're, like, a clone of me?
03:31What number am I thinking of?
03:32I don't think that's how this works.
03:34Sorry, was that harsh?
03:35I'm really trying not to-
03:37Whoa!
03:38It was not to!
03:39How'd you know?
03:40Call me psychic.
03:41So are you also considered a traitor where you come from?
03:44How- how did you know that?
03:45Call me psychic!
03:46Honestly, it's nice to meet someone who understands.
03:49I mean, sure, I've made some miscalculations in the way I tried to steal the prize money,
03:53emotionally manipulate people, and threaten hostages, but does that really make me a traitor-
03:58Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
03:59You did all that?
04:00Buddy, people just CONSIDER me a traitor because of a misunderstanding.
04:04But all that stuff you said sounds pretty messed up for real.
04:07Um, JK?
04:09Phew, that's a relief.
04:10Now what color am I thinking of?
04:12I'm not actually psychic.
04:13You traitor!
04:14Hello, fellow bombastic buddy!
04:16W-w-w-what?
04:17Sorry, I couldn't quite understand that.
04:19What?
04:20Sorry, I couldn't quite understand that!
04:22Wanna drink this purple stuff I found?
04:24Yeah!
04:25We did it!
04:27Yikes!
04:29Looks like your universe got a nasty quantum boo-boo there.
04:32How'd that happen?
04:33You didn't time travel and mess with the past, did you?
04:35Well, about that...
04:37LOL, yeah.
04:38Uh, our bad guys.
04:39What?
04:40No worries.
04:41Totally been there.
04:42Here are all the notes I took on repairing space-time phenomena last time I watched.
04:45I went time traveling.
04:47Hopefully there's something you can use.
04:49Gee, thanks.
04:50Well, I think that about does it for our crossover field trip.
04:53Everyone ready to go back?
04:54Yeah!
04:55Yeah, I think we can call it a day.
04:57It was a pleasure meeting you, fellow fan.
04:59Even if we have civil disagreements over our personal preferences,
05:02I'm sure we can at least agree that different opinions make our world all the richer.
05:06So, thank you for a stimulating debate.
05:08I...
05:10Agree.
05:11Yeah.
05:12This was fun!
05:13Yeah, I guess we can go back.
05:15Why so glum, chum?
05:17Well, it's just...
05:18Everyone else got to meet an alternate version of themselves.
05:21But I didn't.
05:22Am I all alone in the multiverse?
05:23Is there no other fragile glass object out there with a love for chaotic fun and silliness?
05:27Lightbulb, don't you see?
05:30There is someone here who's just like you.
05:33It's Yellow Face!
05:35He's yellow, just like you.
05:37He's serving as Penn's attorney today.
05:38But he SHOULD be back TOMORROW if you want to come visit.
05:41Oh, good.
05:42I hate to think I missed out on a potential friend.
05:44Welp, so long forever, stranger.
05:50Good riddance to those cheap knockoffs!
05:53Yeah, that other taco was a piece of work.
05:55Ha ha ha ha!
05:56Yes, fellow BFDI contestants!
05:58I, Teapot Nickel, am glad those Inanimate Insanity contestants are gone.
06:02I would never compete on that show.
06:04Hey, wait a second!
06:06Something seems off!
06:09Uh, googly moogly?
06:12Ha ha ha ha!
06:14Ha ha ha!
06:15Classic Nickel.
06:16Oh, I know what's off!
06:17Nickel, you already got eliminated from Teapot!
06:20We have to get you back to four!
06:22What?
06:23No, no!
06:24I want to be on BFDI SO BAAAAAAA-
06:28Hey, wait a second.
06:30Bwami, didn't you also get a limit-
06:32WAAAAAAA-
06:34Anyone have a problem with what I just did?
06:37WAAAAAAA-
06:39Yeah!
06:40WAAAAAAA-
06:44And that's our presentation on Dimension Hopping.
06:47Any questions?
06:48Excuse me, I thought this was about the tour!
06:51Oh, sorry.
06:52My mistake, Pencil.
06:53You're right.
06:54The BFDI and Inanimate Sanity 2025 tour is real!
06:57Yeah!
06:58Yeah!
06:59Yeah!
07:00Yeah!
07:01Why aren't you being more excited?
07:05Why aren't you being more excited?
07:06Enough with the shenanigans.
07:09I'd like to hear more about the tour.
07:11All right, two.
07:12Let's talk about the tour, then.
07:13Yes, we're going to go to the same six cities as last year.
07:16We're going to be starting in Houston, Texas, then headed to Lauder Hill, Florida, then we're headed to New York City, New York, Chicago, Illinois, Seattle, Washington, and ending in Los Angeles, California.
07:26We'll be selling tickets at two different tiers.
07:28The first tier is the general admission, which will allow you to watch two never-before-seen episodes of both shows, BFDI and Inanimate Insanity, as well as a Q&A session that will allow you to ask the creators of both shows any questions you want.
07:40Then there's the VIP ticket, which will allow you to come to the meet-and-greet and meet the creators in person.
07:46You get to talk to us in person, ask questions, draw fan art, get signatures, whatever else you want.
07:51For the first three cities, you're going to get to watch a brand new teapot episode.
07:55And for the last three cities, you're going to get to watch a brand new BFDIA episode.
07:59And this tour is going to be really fun because it's including the live premiere of Inanimate Sanity season...
08:04...FAR!
08:05That is right.
08:06For the first three cities, we're going to be premiering the first episode of season four.
08:10And for the second three cities, we're going to be premiering the second episode of season...
08:13...FAR!
08:14At the tour, you'll be able to buy this exclusive new merch, like this fiery lamp.
08:19As well as this pencil plush.
08:21And we've got the box plush, plus it opens and it's magnetized!
08:24No way!
08:25So what are you waiting for?
08:26Buy your tickets now!
08:28BFDI.tv slash tickets!
08:30We'll see you there!
08:31Yeah!
08:49On the next one!
08:50How to get out of five.
08:52And we've used the second one!
08:55Thank you, everyone!
08:56My mom and my mom!
08:57Sorry to ask her if I'm from the zero, the zero, the zero, the zero, the zero.
08:59Okay, so the limit is to the zero.
09:00I'm going to go to the zero.
09:01Here we go, I'm going to go to the zero.
09:02And we'll be honest with you.
09:03I'm going to go to the zero.
09:04OK, so you're going to go to the zero.
09:06Well, we'll be honest with you.
09:07I'm going to go to the zero.
09:08What are you doing?
09:09I'm going to go to the zero.

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