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00:00Hey guys, for a prank, put teardrop on a skillet!
00:04As she boils, you should, uh, punch...
00:07Eraser!
00:08No, don't!
00:15Uh, where were we?
00:16Oh yeah!
00:17Uh, feed Robody's tears onto the skillet and you've got an infinite loop of teardrop boiling!
00:24Mwahaha!
00:25Isn't that hilarious?
00:27This prank is under review by the Blocky's Funny Doings Investigation Agency.
00:49Ooh!
00:50This must be the battery pack!
00:53Yay, batteries!
00:54Freeze!
00:55Cable, you served me well, but now I can move wherever I want!
00:58Whee!
01:02Oh my gumdrops, free-smarters!
01:03What, Brown Ruby?
01:05Look at this little fella!
01:06He's the same color as me!
01:10That's pretty impressive, but what's that caterpillar doing?
01:13Hmm, it's not the same color as me, so I don't care.
01:16Its scientific name is Levadopter Agoichiolus.
01:19I'm a taxonomy textbook, so I would know.
01:22But why is it so shriveled up?
01:24It must be dehydrated!
01:25I've got just the solution!
01:29Here, let a fool free-smarter do it!
01:33It's saved!
01:34Yay!
01:35I'm a fool?
01:36Stop being so happy, Ruby and Book!
01:38Did you forget you're up for elimination?
01:40Ah!
01:41Oh, I'm not worried, because that's my sister, not me!
01:44Hit it, TB!
01:46AH!
01:47Yay, ah!
01:48Yay, ah!
01:49Yay, ah!
01:50Yay, ah!
01:55Enough screaming, germs!
01:56My WIFE is at STAKE!
02:08Ruby and Book, you two were the only team
02:11Who didn't sing me a lullabye
02:13Leaving you two up for elimination!
02:14for elimination.
02:15The cake this time is a teardrop cake.
02:18Don't you mean a raindrop cake?
02:19Don't think so.
02:20Don't tell me it's made out of the collected
02:22tears of the many LOLers after being confined
02:25in this tiny space for the past two years.
02:27Yes.
02:27Yes, it is.
02:29Oh.
02:30The eight of you made it to the bunk bed,
02:32so you are safe and get cake.
02:36Here, Puffy.
02:39We got 151,540 votes.
02:42Whoever gets the most likes gets a prize.
02:45Whoever gets the most dislikes is eliminated.
02:47Let's see what the fans had to say about you two.
02:51MimisyDimisy said, Buck was the only one
02:53who had any speck of sympathy.
02:54She gets my vote.
02:56Ah, thanks, Mimidy.
02:57I totally concur.
02:57What the dad means?
02:59What did they say about me?
03:01Here's what N. McBrogan said.
03:02If Ruby gets out, horrifying slugs will cry.
03:04And, um, she cries acid.
03:06No, she cries glitter.
03:08DaisyVines1Q940 remarked, voting Ruby
03:11because the color changes is just annoying.
03:13I want the red baby back.
03:15Daisy, you're crazy, because I've always been red.
03:18Wait, did they like me or dislike me?
03:20Lutafiani wrote, Buck, you were also a monster, too.
03:23But you did not do anything bad, I noticed.
03:25But I still dislike you.
03:26How am I a monster if I didn't do anything bad?
03:28Well, you look a bit monstrous today.
03:30And on top of that, NotNormalEuphoral
03:33said what I was thinking.
03:34Ugh, why are you here?
03:36Dislike.
03:37Um, actually, I'm here because voters
03:39cast 296 votes on that random video from 2012.
03:42Finally, ZafronAlphareezy2007 said,
03:45I'm going to voting Ruby, because she's
03:47made Pin and Coiny almost lost.
03:49And I hate Steeler.
03:51Yeah, I also hate Steeler.
03:55It was a remix, Zafranal, so it's fair use.
03:57I disrespectfully disagree.
03:59Let's reveal the votes.
04:02Coiny, thanks for digging to the center of the earth for me.
04:05No problem.
04:06Now we'll get to see which Steeler
04:08will get hit with your revenge.
04:09I'm excited.
04:14Buck wins the prize, and Ruby has been eliminated.
04:17That's called karma, with extra paprika.
04:20Oh, my gumdrops.
04:21Please, please, please, can I stay in the game?
04:23Please, please?
04:23I even won the prize last time, so I should stay.
04:26Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
04:29I even won the prize last time, so I should stay.
04:31Please, please.
04:32No.
04:34You missed me.
04:35Grr.
04:43We lost Bubble last month, and now Ruby.
04:46Free smartest samples.
04:48Well, we don't have to lose Bubble permanently.
04:52Thanks, Needy.
04:53Don't call me Needy.
04:54You're telling the air not to call you Needy?
04:56There's nobody there.
04:58No, if I didn't know any better,
05:00I'd think a lot of gems were playing in Ruby's place.
05:02That's ridiculous.
05:03You must have been born yesterday.
05:05That can't be, because I'm a history textbook.
05:07Quiet.
05:08Let's see what book's prize is.
05:12Your pages become sentient.
05:14What does that mean?
05:15It means every bit of text and illustration
05:17inked within your pages are now fully
05:18conscious and interactive.
05:19So if you ever need some thorough advice about anythi-
05:22You whippersnappers will never know
05:24the golden age of Quakey Wood.
05:26My name Wheel.
05:27My job, roll.
05:28Spinny, spinny, rolly, rolly.
05:30What's wrong?
05:31Do you not like it?
05:32I think I just prefer cake.
05:34Speaking of which, cake me.
05:37Now that Ruby's eliminated, spin the wheel
05:39to choose the next contest.
05:43What birdhouse?
05:45Follow us and we'll show you.
05:54See this?
05:55This is the birdhouse of Greater Goikey.
05:57It's the epitome of interior design.
05:59I just love the texture of this wall.
06:01As you know, these windows, talking about them,
06:02just really sits well with me.
06:03But most of all, it's the color.
06:04I want to see.
06:07I can't fit.
06:07Aren't you jealous you'll never witness true elegance?
06:11How can you say that when there's
06:12this toxic lead paint on it?
06:13It's the interior design that's elegant, not the exterior.
06:17Oh.
06:18For this challenge, we need you all to form three teams of three.
06:21Are you all ready?
06:22Yeah.
06:23Stand on the mats with the people you want to team with.
06:26Three smarters assemble.
06:28Yay.
06:29Wobunchers assemble.
06:31Awesome.
06:31Hooray.
06:32But Nickel, I thought we'd be sticking together now.
06:34What made you think that?
06:36Hi, Wobunchers.
06:37Oh, uh, Nickel, we already have three.
06:40So like, go team with someone else.
06:41Tennis ball, we are back.
06:43Great.
06:44Hi, Fries.
06:45Sup.
06:45Have you guys locked in your teams?
06:48Yay.
06:49All right then.
06:51What?
06:52What is this?
06:53You're in teams based on the shapes printed on your mats.
06:56Ew.
06:59Oh, great.
07:00I'm with the traitor.
07:02What?
07:03So Pencil, Coiny, Fries, you guys are the hearts.
07:06Yes.
07:07Fine.
07:07Fine.
07:08Book, Pin, and Nickel, you guys are the stars.
07:10Cool.
07:11Cool.
07:11My team rules.
07:13And Needle, Bomby, and Tennis Ball,
07:15you guys are the quasi-rhombicocytodecahedrons.
07:18What?
07:18Oh, that's like my fourth favorite shape.
07:20Anyway, on to the challenge.
07:22Teams?
07:23Today's challenge is to enter the birdhouse.
07:25The first to get all their members inside
07:27will win immunity.
07:28The rest will be up for elimination.
07:30Go.
07:34Nope, won't fit.
07:36Well, let's make you fit.
07:44So you guys are my teammates now?
07:47Yes, we are, fellow quasi-rhombi's.
07:49Now let's get an accurate measurement of this entryway.
07:52Well, if we are a team, then Needle.
07:55What?
07:56Can you explain why you defected from Wobunge?
07:59Um, um.
08:00Am I sensing some disloyalty in your blood?
08:03No, I promise I'm loyal to Wobunge.
08:05Just give me a sec.
08:06I've got some business to take care of.
08:09Freeze waters, I don't have much time.
08:11What's up?
08:11We're split up now, but we'll get back together later, right?
08:14Yes.
08:14Book, where'd you go?
08:16Just a sec.
08:17But Needle, I'm still waiting for your act of sacrifice.
08:20What?
08:20But I did my act of sacrifice with that jet pack.
08:23Hmm, still didn't see it.
08:29You were poisoned.
08:30But Book and Ruby saw it, right Book?
08:32Grr.
08:33I can't believe I'm being forced to work with freeze-marters.
08:36I still don't know what I did to you, but I'm willing to help.
08:39Ice cube, swing.
08:42Don't worry, I'll swing with you.
08:43Well, that sounds fun, but I'm negotiating with Book right now.
08:47So can we fit through the gates of the birdhouse?
08:49What?
08:50No, not even close. I just like getting scientific measurements.
08:53Oh...
08:54I heard from Stacy that you shrink when no one is thinking about you.
08:59Oh, okay...
09:03Well, I'm a research journal, and that's proven to be false.
09:06Wait! We can shrink ourselves?
09:08I remember Ruby dropped her shrink ray at the Cake at Stake place!
09:12Let's go get it!
09:20Come on, Coiny! You're so close, but don't give up!
09:33Now it's your turn, Pencil.
09:35Oh, maybe we should give up.
09:39Why don't we just grab theirs?
09:40Sounds good!
09:41TV! Shrink me!
09:44Almost there! Almost there!
09:46Doink!
09:47Hey!
09:48Awesome! Now shrink me!
09:51Wait, no! Stop!
09:56Did... did we do it? Did we win the challenge?
09:59Oh, great! Love what you did, Fries!
10:03Whatever. She's more manageable like this.
10:07What do we do?
10:08We gotta get that shrink ray!
10:09I don't know. I feel bad stealing from Pencil.
10:12What? Pencil is sure to cause lots of chaos!
10:15How's this one taste?
10:17Bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh.
10:19Salty. What about this one?
10:20Bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh.
10:22Sweet as a gumdrop! And this one?
10:24Bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh.
10:26Ew! Must be expired. And this one?
10:28Bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh.
10:32You think Pencil's chaotic? Coiny's the one always getting into mischief!
10:35Excuse me?
10:36Pencil is bratty, filthy, dangerous, and not to mention insane!
10:40Well, well I'm not stealing from Pencil!
10:42And I'm not stealing from Coiny!
10:44What about Fries?
10:45Hmm, yeah, we can steal from him.
10:48Okay! Hey there, uh, Fries, can I borrow your-
10:53That didn't work.
10:54Don't worry, you're probably worth more now.
10:56Forget that! We gotta ambush them!
11:02I can't watch this any longer!
11:05What?
11:05F***!
11:09Uhhhhhh!
11:12Uhhhhhh! I'm stuck!
11:14Please don't turn off! Please don't turn off! Please don't turn off! Please don't turn off!
11:31Ah! Pencil! Save us!
11:34Queen of Hearts, reporting for duty!
11:44Ack! Not a free smart infestation!
11:54Ouchie!
11:58Huh?
11:59Guess who's back, baby!
12:03Ah!
12:06Should we get involved?
12:17The birdhouse! Looks like you guys will have to get even smaller!
12:22Not me. Perfect again.
12:28The heart's naturally only shrink ray!
12:30Looks like that hole was where your brain was.
12:32How will we shrink ourselves now?
12:33Wait, my prize! Let's consult the earliest geniuses from the dawn of time!
12:39Oh, ew. I'm over a billion years old and in my-
12:41You sure look like it.
12:43In my years of archaeological study, I've discovered there are two shrink rays somewhere in Gogi.
12:48One is housed in a land of mystery and unmatched innovation,
12:51and the pioneers who discover it will receive eternal glory and valor!
12:55The other's behind that tree.
12:57The one that was planted two days ago?
13:00Bye!
13:01Well, it was in a book. Let's take a look!
13:08What? What's happening? Go climb it, Nickel!
13:11Score!
13:14Got it!
13:22Where could we find a shrink ray?
13:23I don't know, but I remember Golf Ball said it was in a land of mystery and unmatched innovation!
13:29Let's crack her riddle!
13:30So, by analyzing his speech, we can figure out-
13:33It's in her factory!
13:40Let's go!
13:41Oh, more running!
13:44Wait, Tommy, why not just use the vent?
13:46Okay!
13:56All right!
13:57Good idea, huh?
13:58Sure was!
13:59You know, I can't forgive you for leaving Wobbuffet!
14:01Oh, wait, have?
14:03To get my full forgiveness, you'll need to perform an act of generosity!
14:06Oh, seriously? I gotta do two acts now?
14:11What is happening now?
14:18Sorry, Nickel, gotta help in!
14:23Look, I've been hijacked! Help me!
14:25I can't! You're so heavy!
14:27Rude! Use your shrink ray!
14:29Oh, yeah!
14:35Oh, no! Not again! Not again!
14:40What a magnificent droplet of water, just teeming with life!
14:44Tennis Ball, can you hear me up there? Book shrunk me a second time!
14:48There are even signs of intelligent and non-intelligent life!
14:52For the sake of my biology research,
14:54let's see what happens when we combine the intelligent life...
14:58with Nickel!
15:24Come here, Tennis Ball!
15:28We're gonna murder you!
15:29Don't do it!
15:32Push me in!
15:35You're not gonna use, are you?
15:37No...
15:38I'm gonna use a shrink-a-tron!
15:40If I don't fit, just use that!
15:41Oh, yeah! I can also shrink myself!
15:46We're about to win!
15:48Wait, where's our TV?
15:49Aaaaaaah!
15:53That's called the Doppler Effect, by the way!
15:56Wait!
15:56Needle and Bombie are about to go in the birdhouse!
15:58That is unacceptable!
16:05Spin, spin, spin!
16:07Spin, spin, spin!
16:09Spin, spin, spin!
16:10Spin, spin, spin!
16:11Spin, spin, spin!
16:13Spin, spin, spin!
16:14Spin, spin, spin!
16:15Spin, spin, spin!
16:16Spin, spin, spin!
16:18Spin, spin, spin!
16:19Fantastic!
16:21Oh, wait, they can't hear me, huh?
16:28Corny, tie down the enemy!
16:29Jack of Hearts, reporting for duty!
16:35Save me!
16:37Wait, fellow quasi, is that you?
16:39Yeah, it's me, Needle!
16:40Quick, shrink yourself!
16:42The air resistance will lower your terminal velocity,
16:44gliding you to safety!
16:45On it!
16:49It looks like it's the end of the line for you, Jiggle Boy!
16:53Yeep!
16:54And to think you were doing nerd nonsense with that droplet until we came along!
16:58Yeep squared!
16:59Wait, nerd nonsense?
17:01Yeah, with the science thingies and pipes and...
17:04Not nonsense!
17:05I'll have you know I was researching how to build my brand new Rose Ray!
17:09Come on, Price, you know better than to mock TV's genius!
17:12What?
17:12When I inspected Nickel, I figured out which chemicals shrunk him
17:16and took their metabolic inverse.
17:17If I can't fit in the birdhouse, maybe I can make the birdhouse fit me!
17:25No, Barney, dodge it!
17:38I bet Pencil is doing a much better job than us right now!
17:41Let me breathe, yeah, yeah, yeah!
17:43Don't crush me, yeah, yeah, yeah!
17:45So I can see the birdhouse!
17:47So I can see the birdhouse!
17:50Song detected!
17:51Compassion unit activated!
17:53Really?
17:53Oh, yeah!
17:54I'm so good!
17:55Oh, yeah!
17:56Take that, Pen!
17:57Compassion unit retracted!
17:59Lime activated!
18:01Yikesies!
18:02Wait, I've seen these things before!
18:05Now I'm sharpened!
18:11Yay!
18:13Sure!
18:14Pinmobile, you axed my friend, Ruby, so get ready for a dose of my point!
18:20Not as good as my point!
18:22Call my word!
18:23Pin, take cover in my pages!
18:25Okay!
18:28Come on, Book!
18:29Open up!
18:29Chop-chop!
18:30Sorry, Pencil, I gotta protect my fellow star!
18:32You mean Pin!
18:33Be real, Book!
18:34She's a nemesis to the FreeSmart cause!
18:37Remember what happened at the bunk bed last episode?
18:39Yay!
18:39Remember how that electricity made you feel?
18:42Bzzz, bzzz, Book!
18:44Bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, no!
18:46Alright, that's more like it!
19:05Book, our world has descended into chaos!
19:07But yours doesn't have to!
19:09Find that birdhouse!
19:11Find that birdhouse!
19:14You're right!
19:15The challenge!
19:21Book, you can do this!
19:22You deserve a victory to make your fellow stars proud!
19:28Book, can you hear me?
19:29I need your help to get larger!
19:31And you've got a shrink ray, so you're the only one that can do it!
19:35You're the only one that can do it!
19:36Yes, yes, I am!
19:40Ouch!
19:42Oh my word!
19:44My ink is melting off!
19:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
19:50Not water!
19:51I'm gonna rust!
19:52Wow, they hadn't invented stainless steel in your time?
19:58I know my old-fashioned ink has been known to bleed,
20:01but never this badly!
20:04Oh no, we're slipping!
20:07Well, the water does look relaxing!
20:09Let me try!
20:12Ouch!
20:14Oh no, is Pin in trouble down there?
20:16I gotta save her!
20:23Now where's Pin?
20:24You were awarded this for your dive!
20:25A gold medal?
20:27I am an aquatic sports textbook, so this is wonderful!
20:31But I gotta find Pin!
20:41There you are, Pin!
20:55You doing all right?
20:57Yeah, I guess.
21:03So this is the birdhouse we're all supposed to be impressed by?
21:07Hey, why is this paint such an ugly color?
21:11What is that?
21:21It's a monolith of lead paint!
21:23Swim away, or you'll be poisoned!
21:36Needle, use your shrink ray on me, so I can fit into the house!
21:41Okay!
21:42Wait, where is it?
22:05So it's that way!
22:08Oh, sorry!
22:10I missed my last two de-dusting appointments!
22:15Yay!
22:16Get ready to shrink, TV!
22:19Yay, it tickles!
22:22Not for long!
22:25Oh, okay...
22:27Stars, we don't have much longer!
22:29The lead is getting everywhere!
22:30I bet the birdhouse has a pocket of air for us to breathe!
22:33Yeah, Book, shoot down the birdhouse with your shrink ray!
22:36Smart!
22:36A refuge from the lead!
22:41Everyone, as your heroic leader, I say head to the birdhouse now!
22:53So the birdhouse is in thirds?
22:55Yeah, just fire the growth ring at the birdhouse,
22:57and only the birdhouse, and we can walk in!
22:59Easy peasy!
23:00All right!
23:02Do not use the lead particles or historical objects!
23:05Both will wreak havoc on our ecosystem!
23:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever!
23:10I believe that is not the birdhouse!
23:16Mommy, deal with this!
23:21You know what?
23:22Let's get a closer look ourselves!
23:27Traveler, watch out for the lead!
23:29Whatever!
23:29Yikes!
23:31Everyone's got lead in their head!
23:32Are they dead?
23:33Well said!
23:33I can't see what's going on!
23:35Don't worry, TV!
23:36I'll guide you!
23:37Forward!
23:38Forward!
23:39Back!
23:39Back!
23:40Left!
23:40Right!
23:41Left!
23:41Right!
23:42That leads nowhere!
23:43No, look!
23:44We're at the recovery center!
23:45Oh yeah, we are!
23:47Now let's bring back Bobby!
23:50Where's Fries?
23:51I believe everyone's in that droplet!
23:54Time for us to join the fray!
23:57Hey, shrink me!
24:00Hooray!
24:02I can't wait to see you again!
24:06Tennis ball, it's so good to see you again!
24:08Whatever!
24:09Here I go!
24:11Do you know how to remove the lead from people?
24:14Take this!
24:14Hooray!
24:28We can't swim any further than this!
24:29The lead concentration is too high!
24:31My body hurts!
24:33Hurts?
24:33This is all your fault, Fries!
24:35But press it!
24:36Go!
24:39That's why you shouldn't spread lead treads where we tread!
24:42Says you!
24:43The whole birdhouse is in here because of you!
24:48Oh no, I hit Needle!
24:49Ah, you guys!
24:51Ah, don't hit me!
24:52It's her fault!
24:53Are you serious?
24:54Don't shrink me!
24:55I'm not the one who-
24:55I'm scared too, you both!
24:59Ha!
24:59Now I'm the only one!
25:10Ah!
25:23Everyone, stop!
25:25You're at the atomic level!
25:28Maybe we can neutralize the lead from this size!
25:32Is this the lead we were worried about?
25:34Hey, what would happen if I just, you know...
25:37Huh?
25:38You made thallium, which is even worse!
25:40Yipesers!
25:42Phew!
25:43Now it's mercury, which is even more worse!
25:47Zunkily!
25:48Phew!
25:48Hooray!
25:49Now it's gold, which is safe to touch!
25:51Like my metal!
25:53Guys, pluck three protons off each atom!
25:56Got it!
26:07Hey contestants, can you hear me?
26:19You're starting to shine!
26:21Cause what you've got is-
26:22Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
26:26No!
26:27Don't lead me!
26:28I'd rather you do anything else-er-thing!
26:31Well, joke's on you, I like this level!
26:34What do you like about it?
26:35It's the only level that doesn't have people who said they hate me!
26:39Well actually, about that...
26:41Hey!
26:43The hearts are seconds away from winning this challenge!
26:49That's it!
26:51Yeah, that is it.
26:55And that's it!
26:57And that's it!
26:59Pencil, Coiny, and Fries made it to the birdhouse first, so they are safe!
27:02Vote for the members of either the stars and quasi-rhombicosa-do-decahedrons to be eliminated!
27:08The one with the most likes wins a prize, and the one with the most dislikes is eliminated!
27:12See you all in BFDI A-16!
27:19Yo hearts, I can't wait to witness the epitome of interior design!
27:23I've always enjoyed decorating my house!
27:25And I've always enjoyed decorating my room!
27:27I've seen really crazy things I've never seen!
27:29They're probably the best things I have seen, so much ornamentation to be avoided!
27:49Hi, I'm Michael, and BFDI's first vinyl record is out!
27:53Plus, we got the legendary composer Kevin MacLeod, who plays pan flute, to sign every copy.
27:58If you know this music,
28:01then you know why Kevin's BFDI vinyl is more historic than Home Star Runner in Spore!
28:06You can find it on our shop, which I just redesigned with the help of Chelsea and Brayden.
28:10Have a happy Spore Day, and see you in BFDIA 16!
28:23you