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00:00She's totally smart and pretty and purple.
00:02And whenever I see her, I feel like I just ate a butterfly made of chocolate.
00:04If you know what I mean.
00:05Awww.
00:06I think I do, Bachelor Number 3.
00:08It's what's on the inside that counts.
00:10Well, since I've clearly lost control of the show, let's lower the wall and see if Passion is right.
00:15She would choose this common piece of rubbish over me?
00:18Clearly I am, uh, the superior food.
00:20Yowza-doy! It's back to Skyrim for me.
00:23Whoa!
00:27Whoa!
00:28Oh my god, Orange! Are you okay?
00:30Yeah! Poor guy.
00:32I think he really had a crush on you, Passion.
00:34Hahahahaha!
00:36Please stop.
00:38Well, while we're busy contacting our attorneys,
00:40you kids go out there and have a great time on your date!
00:42Yeah! Come on, Passion!
00:44There's room for you too!
00:46Get him off me! Get him off me!
00:48Hahahahaha!
00:50Giddy up, date!
00:52I will certainly get the boot!
00:54Yeah! And besides, snow is coming anyways.
00:56That sounds wonderful.
00:58No, not snow. Snow!
01:00Wait, what?
01:02Snow White!
01:04Delicious apple!
01:06Oh, I don't feel so good.
01:08Whoa! Looks like Snow White is a real flake!
01:10Hahahahaha!
01:12Oh my! I was wrong! That apple was poisonous all along!
01:14Well, he was an apple.
01:16Hahahahaha!
01:18The queen will be thrilled! Her wish has been fulfilled!
01:20Because Snow White has been chilled!
01:22Hahahahaha!
01:25Hoppity! Waka-waka-woo!
01:27Make it apple! Achoo!
01:29Hahahahaha! Break it down!
01:31Gah!
01:33And I said banana peel!
01:35Ow!
01:37Finish him!
01:39Huh?
01:41Finish him!
01:43He's finished? I would have guessed Dutch!
01:45Hahahahaha!
01:47No, I mean you should finish him off!
01:49Why would I do that? I like his dance moves too much!
01:51Everybody do the scorpion!
01:53Everybody do the scorpion!
01:55Just stop singing and finish him!
01:57Okay, okay!
01:59Knife!
02:01I can't believe I'm saying this!
02:03Orange wins!
02:05Yay!
02:07What do I win? I won a wave pony!
02:09Hahahahaha!
02:11Everybody do the scorpion!
02:13Everybody do the scorpion!
02:15It appears the dial was set to
02:17pizza party!
02:19Yeah! Pizza party!
02:21Woohoo!
02:23Oh wait, I read that wrong.
02:25It was actually turned to knife.
02:27Gah!
02:29Why did I put that
02:31on the dial?
02:33Well,
02:35that's one way to make a banana split!
02:37Hahahahaha! Orange!
02:39No!
02:41Whoa! Looks like sugar cane
02:43is in shock!
02:47What have you done, you fool?
02:49Uh oh! We're gonna make it, buddy!
02:51We're gonna make it!
02:53No! Whoa! Those two
02:55totally got toasted!
02:57Whoa! This can't be happening!
02:59Told ya! They're a cut above the rest!
03:01Hahahahaha!
03:03Ooh!
03:05And the Hunger Games continue to be a smashing success!
03:07President Snowball! Over here!
03:09Hey! Hey, President Snowball!
03:11What? What is it? Mockingjay!
03:13What?
03:15Gah!
03:17Whoa!
03:19That's too bad! The president was a really cool guy!
03:21Hahahahaha!
03:23Hey! Hey, Mockingjay!
03:25Nom, nom, nom, nom!
03:27Nom, nom, nom, nom!
03:29I really hope I'm not in the sequel!
03:31I ain't holding no hands!
03:33I ain't babysitting!
03:35You know, I gotta be honest with you. I enjoy hugs.
03:37Hugs are something I enjoy!
03:39Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! None of this
03:41makes any sense! And I'm not just talking about
03:43the Zamboni! Shazbot!
03:45Ah! This can't be happening!
03:47There's gotta be a logical explanation for this!
03:49Like maybe we're just fooling around?
03:52Huh?
03:54Happy April Fool's Day!
03:56Hahahahaha!
03:58Oh, thank goodness! Such a relief!
04:00Woo!
04:02Uh, speaking of which,
04:04what are we gonna do with these guys?
04:06Hmm, I don't know. Maybe they can sign some autographs!
04:08Or maybe they could just... sign!
04:10Huh? Sign!
04:12Ah!
04:14Whoa! Looks like the cast is gonna need a cast!
04:16Hahahahaha!
04:18Nah, just kidding. There's no way they survive that.
04:20Hahahahaha!
04:22Zambot!
04:24Maniac! Don't tell him that!
04:26Hey! Hey, look at me! I'm Elvis Parsley!
04:28Hahahahaha!
04:30Whoa! I'm all shook up!
04:32Hahahahaha!
04:34Everyone, run for your lives!
04:36It's... it's...
04:38The Keeper of the Island!
04:40Zambot!
04:42Ah!
04:44Zambot!
04:46Ah!
04:48Ah!
04:50What? I can't hear you!
04:52Whoa! I didn't know it was time for a peep show!
04:54Hahahahaha!
04:56Uh oh!
04:58Ah!
05:00Dude! Watch the hole!
05:02What are you doing?
05:04It's okay! I'm an ape peep!
05:06Peep?
05:08Peep, peep, peep, peep!
05:10Oh, oh! You should count sheep!
05:12Or rainbows! Or puppies!
05:14Peep, peep, peep, peep, peep!
05:16Now I show the star of your puppy counting!
05:18Peep!
05:20Hey! Hey, Master Chef!
05:22That's Master Chief!
05:24Oh! Hey, Mr. Chief! Hey, Mr. Chief, hey!
05:26No. Master. Chief.
05:28It's not hard.
05:30Oh! Hey, Macaroni Cheese! Hey, Macaroni Cheese!
05:32That doesn't even sound like my name!
05:34Be quiet before I blast you with my assault rifle!
05:36No! Macaroni Cheese!
05:38Hahahahaha! Grenade out!
05:40Ah!
05:42What's up?
05:44Squash!
05:46Ew!
05:48Hey! Hey, Strawberry! Hey, Orange!
05:50What is it? Squash!
05:52Whoa!
05:54Don't be calling me Kevin, you
05:56beautiful bacon-wrapped ball of fruit.
05:58My bad! How about I just call you
06:00Fireball!
06:10Hey! Hey, Spike! What?
06:12Axe!
06:14Dang it!
06:16It doesn't even hurt!
06:18Well, that's gonna be one tough axe to follow!
06:20Hahahahaha!
06:22Whoa! That kinda tickles!
06:24Whoa, Spike!
06:26You really know how to pick up!
06:28Oh!
06:30Orange! Don't forget!
06:32Don't forget how tough
06:34I was!
06:36Why? Are you gonna split?
06:38Hahahahaha!
06:41Ah!
06:43Ah! Poor Spike!
06:45Geez, he really
06:47cracked me up!
06:49Hahahahaha!
06:51Hot dog!
06:53This is it! The big finale!
06:55You guys are gonna be
06:57served! This is fantastic!
06:59But what happened to your friend Squash?
07:01That was terrible!
07:03Whoa!
07:05Nobody can fly!
07:07Good! Nah, that's not true!
07:09I know someone that flies in all the time!
07:11You're right! Who?
07:13Knife! Knife?
07:15Who's Knife, bro?
07:17Ah!
07:19I hope Shrek Racer knows how to meditate
07:21and medicate! Hahahahaha!
07:23Ugh!
07:25Hey, yo, buddy! I'm over here!
07:27Ew!
07:29You are like the perfect temperature!
07:31Yo, buddy! Let's not make
07:33this weird, okay? Wait a minute!
07:35I get it now! You're a Dunkin' Donut!
07:37Hahahahaha!
07:39And how! Seriously, this is the best
07:41I've ever felt since forever!
07:43It's like I can finally loosen up
07:45a bit! Uh-oh!
07:47I think Donut just said a mouthful!
07:49I REGRET NOTHING!
07:51Ah!
07:53Poor Donut! Talk about a biter
07:55end! Hahahahaha!
07:57Get it? Hahahahaha! Biter? Bitter?
07:59Hahahahaha!
08:01Ah! Oh, no!
08:03You may have destroyed one of us,
08:05but you'll never defeat 10,000.
08:07Uh-oh! Looks like I'm gonna need a bigger boat!
08:09Or better yet, a motorboat!
08:11Ah!
08:13Ah!
08:15Ah!
08:17Ah!
08:19Orange! You did it!
08:21You saved us all! Yeah!
08:23And I thought it'd be virtually impossible!
08:25Hahahahaha! Ugh!
08:27What was it? Spill already, why don't ya?
08:29Well, I do have one idea!
08:31What's that? Yeti vampire freak!
08:33Yeti vampire freak!
08:35My God, it's got fangs, a boombox,
08:37AND YETI POWERS?!
08:39Hey, hey! Show your microphone!
08:41AGHHH!
08:43AGHHH!
08:45Hasta la vista, baby!
08:47Hahahaha! Eww!
08:49I swear, partner, one day I'll track that thing down
08:51and make it pay for what it did to you!
08:53Ah! Poor Cheese!
08:55Yeah, now he's all probe alone!
08:57Hahahahaha!
08:59Seriously, though, if you need a new partner,
09:01I know somebody that's pretty sharp!
09:03Oh, yeah? And who's that?
09:05KNIFE!
09:07Whoa!
09:09Well, that can't feel gouda!
09:11Hahahahaha! Eww!
09:13Hoho! That is what you think,
09:15lame bodycops!
09:17HEADSHOT!
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09:30Hahahaha!
09:32Yay! I'm okay with fire!
09:34Nice work, partner!
09:36My mustaches!
09:38My beautiful, beautiful
09:40mustaches!
09:42Well, when you play with fire, you're bound to get
09:44crushed!
09:46Eww!
09:48I've got butt-stache!
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