Annoying Orange DEATHS!!! - Part One
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00:00Hey Apple!
00:01What?!
00:01Knife!
00:02Huh?
00:03Aaaaaaaaaa!
00:04Oh, I warned you!
00:06Ow!
00:07Well, that looks like it hurts.
00:08Noooooooo!
00:09Aaaaaaaaaa!
00:11Tried to warn him.
00:16Hey Pear!
00:17Oh God.
00:18You don't shut up!
00:19And it's Pumpkin!
00:20Pumpkin!
00:21Not Orange!
00:22Not Plumpkin!
00:23And I'm not your brother!
00:24What?
00:25What is it?
00:26Why are you mumbling and making that face?
00:28Knife!
00:29Huh?
00:31Aah!
00:32Ugh.
00:33Somebody should take that guy's knife away.
00:35Aah!
00:36Breaking my head.
00:38Oh, no, he's tearing your insides out.
00:39Aah!
00:43Hey.
00:44Hey, Plumpkin.
00:45Hey, Plumpkin.
00:46Hey.
00:47Hey, Plumpkin.
00:49Somebody carved a face on your butt.
00:50Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:53Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:56Oh.
00:58Hey, who turned out the lights?
00:59You're an apple.
01:00I'm a tomato.
01:01Apple, tomato, apple, tomato, apple, tomato.
01:05Blender.
01:05Huh?
01:06Whoa!
01:07Eh, ow!
01:08Bull.
01:09Hey, hey buddy, don't, no, don't press the button.
01:11What's that button do?
01:12Don't press the button, please don't press the button!
01:13Ah!
01:14Ah!
01:14Ah!
01:15Ah!
01:16Ah!
01:17Tomato, are you okay?
01:18Ah!
01:19Ah!
01:19Wow, you're juicy.
01:21If you were a fruit, you'd be in a real jam.
01:23Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:24Ow.
01:25Ow.
01:26Ow.
01:29Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
01:32Hey tomato, good to see ya.
01:35I was hopin' we could ketchup.
01:36Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
01:38Get it, ketchup.
01:40Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
01:42Hee hee hee hee hee hee!
01:44Hee hee hee hee hee!
01:45I'm so funny.
01:46I tell the best jokes in the world.
01:48Hey Orange!
01:49What?
01:50What is it Orange?
01:51Knife.
01:51Huh?
01:52Ah!
01:54Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:55Ah!
01:56AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
02:26um hey Apple I'm not talking to you nigh I've already told you these these are
02:33not knives no night this is my hair I spiked them up to look cool and it's
02:38something you can't do because you are
02:56Someone help me.
02:59Hey, Apple, I don't mean to stare,
03:01but you're looking worse for wear.
03:03Orange, you are sick.
03:06Uh, you know what else rhymes with hair?
03:08You do, Pear!
03:10Leave me out of this.
03:11Arrgh!
03:12Arrgh!
03:13Arrgh!
03:13Arrgh!
03:14Arrgh!
03:15Arrgh!
03:16Arrgh!
03:17Arrgh!
03:18Arrgh!
03:18Arrgh!
03:19Arrgh!
03:20Arrgh!
03:21Arrgh!
03:22Arrgh!
03:23Whoa, that was crazy.
03:25Jeez.
03:26Oh, so that's how it is.
03:28I try to help you out and you stab me in the back.
03:30Jeez, you sound like a real Caesar salad.
03:33Caesar salad?
03:35I don't get it.
03:36You know, Caesar.
03:37Stabbed in the back?
03:38Knife?
03:39Yeah.
03:41Still not getting it.
03:43Knife!
03:44Arrgh!
03:44Arrgh!
03:45Arrgh!
03:46Arrgh!
03:47Arrgh!
03:48Arrgh!
03:49Arrgh!
03:49Arrgh!
03:50It's a coleslaw-ter!
03:52Arrgh!
03:52Arrgh!
03:53Arrgh!
03:54Arrgh!
03:55Aw, I liked cabbage, too.
03:57Man, it just goes to show ya,
03:59you never know when your time's up.
04:01Arrgh!
04:02Pot of gold?
04:03Arrgh!
04:04Keep it!
04:05Forget it, I don't even want it anymore!
04:07Whoa, take it easy, little giant.
04:09I'm not a little giant, I'm a freakin' leprechaun!
04:11And you're an annoying sack of citrus
04:13if I've ever met one in all me days.
04:14Fine, I wish you had your pot of gold
04:16so you'd stop being so angry.
04:18Finally!
04:19Arrgh!
04:20Whoa, whoa.
04:21Sorry, little giant.
04:22Are you okay?
04:24Little giant?
04:25Oh, now I'll never get my pinwheel back.
04:29Huh.
04:30Arrgh!
04:31Hey, finders keepers, dude.
04:33Geez, for a tater, you're a real hater.
04:35Maybe you're a hater-tot.
04:36Arrgh!
04:37Sweet mother of-
04:38Arrgh, your voice is stabbing me like a giant-
04:40Let me guess, knife?
04:42What?
04:43Arrgh!
04:44Arrgh!
04:44Arrgh!
04:45Arrgh!
04:46Arrgh!
04:47Whoa, it's a face-off!
04:49Arrgh!
04:49Arrgh!
04:50Arrgh!
04:51Arrgh!
04:52I don't know who to root for.
04:53Arrgh!
04:54Get it?
04:55Arrgh!
04:56Arrgh!
04:57Wait, wait, what are you doing?
04:59What are you doing?
04:59Arrgh!
05:00Oh well, that guy needed a thicker skin anyways.
05:02Arrgh!
05:03Arrgh!
05:04Arrgh!
05:05Arrgh!
05:06Hey, Carrot, I know what'll make you forget about being sad.
05:09Really?
05:10What?
05:11Air horn.
05:12Arrgh!
05:13What is wrong with me?
05:14This happens every time I go out.
05:15It's always the jerk and the weirdo.
05:17If that's the choices, I'd rather take-
05:18Knife?
05:19Huh?
05:20Knife.
05:21Arrgh!
05:24Oh my God!
05:27Whoa, Grapefruit's beside himself.
05:29Ow!
05:30Arrgh!
05:31Do you know how much this hurts?
05:33Hey, at least he's not such a sourpuss now.
05:35Arrgh!
05:36Arrgh!
05:37Ow.
05:37Arrgh!
05:41This kitchen is awful.
05:42How do you stand it?
05:44No, it's not so bad.
05:45Just ask Pear.
05:46Somebody, please, kill me now.
05:48Geez, don't get angry.
05:49You're turning into a monster.
05:51Arrgh!
05:52I can't take it!
05:53Someone end this right now.
05:55I can't take any more stupid puns.
05:57Yes, I am so out of here.
06:00Uh-oh, where are you going, Cheese?
06:02Yes.
06:03Ah, ow!
06:04Ooh.
06:06End my misery.
06:07No more puns.
06:09No more-
06:10Arrgh!
06:11Well, that looks really degrading.
06:12Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
06:13Ow.
06:14I regret nothing!
06:15Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
06:16Nothing!
06:20Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
06:22Hey, Cheese.
06:23Are you feeling any cheddar?
06:25Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
06:26No!
06:30You really get around.
06:31Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
06:35Tra la la la.
06:38Tra la la la.
06:41Arrgh!
06:43No, no, thank you.
06:45Do you have any requests?
06:47Ooh, hey, do you know any show tunes?
06:49Free Bird!
06:50Do Free Bird!
06:51Ooh, ooh, nice!
06:53Knife?
06:54I don't know that one.
06:55No, knife!
06:58Ouch!
06:59Whoa!
07:00Ah!
07:00Chili Gordo!
07:01Amigo, you have cut me deeper than any woman I have ever met.
07:05Actually, his name is Knife.
07:06Yes, and someday, he will come to us all.
07:09Geez, that's kind of dark.
07:11And yet, there is still light.
07:14The burning light of passion.
07:16It is now in your hands.
07:18But I don't have hands, I'm an orange.
07:19Nor do I, but yet I'm still-
07:23Ha ha ha, yes, my friend.
07:26I knew you wouldn't let me die.
07:28Ouch.
07:28Thanks, jalapeno.
07:30Keep the passion burning, orange.
07:32Keep it burning.
07:34Please stop.
07:35Orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange.
07:37Seriously, dude, stop.
07:38Orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange.
07:40Somebody, please, put me out of my misery.
07:44No, it was a figure of speech!
07:46Ah!
07:47Whoa!
07:49Lady Pasta, you've got b-b-b-b-burnt face.
07:53All right, cool.
07:56Cool.
07:57Cool.
07:58Cool.
07:59Cool.
08:00Cool.
08:02Cool.
08:02Night.
08:03Ah!
08:05Oh my God!
08:06What the heck?
08:08Ah!
08:09Oh, cucumber, you really got yourself in a pickle.
08:11Ow.
08:15Oh, bummer.
08:16I really liked Cucumber.
08:17He was cool.
08:19Hmm, now what?
08:23Hey, Pear.
08:23Oh, not again.
08:25We've got to figure out a way to stop them.
08:27Oh no, they're getting worse by the second.
08:29Help me.
08:31Hey, Orange.
08:33I know we just met and all, but.
08:35We're really sorry this is happening to you, Orange.
08:37You seem like such a great.
08:40What was that?
08:41I don't know.
08:42It kind of sounded like a.
08:43Gorilla!
08:44Huh?
08:45Ah!
08:46Ah!
08:52Whoa, that guy doesn't monkey around.
08:54How did that thing get in here?
08:56Poor boomerangs.
08:57I don't think they'll come back from that one.
08:59Okay, we get it, enough.
09:01I wonder why they didn't give him the slip.
09:04Thanks a bunch, Mango.
09:05Well, I am a life coach.
09:08No, really, I am.
09:10So you know, if you got any friends
09:11that might need some help.
09:12Oh, I know who you should talk to.
09:14Who's that?
09:15Knife.
09:16Oh, sorry about the heads up.
09:19Stop it!
09:20Stop it!
09:22Oh!
09:23Ow!
09:24Ow!
09:24Ow!
09:25I knew you guys would hit it off.
09:27Ah!
09:30Talk about an eyeful.
09:31Oh man, that's gonna leave a mark.
09:33Oh!
09:34Ow!
09:35Ow!
09:36Uh-oh, looks like you're gonna have to fork it over.
09:38You idiot!
09:40That's not how you cut a mango.
09:41Way to go, Mango.
09:42You're winning.
09:43That's because it's a new day in the kitchen, Orange.
09:46Trust me.
09:47Ah!
09:48Just tell me exactly what you're thinking.
09:50The first thing that comes to your mind,
09:52the very first thing.
09:53Just tell me, Orange.
09:54It's okay.
09:57Knife.
09:58What?
10:00Knife.
10:00Oh!
10:03Wow!
10:04Oh!
10:07Oh, I would do, oh!
10:10Whoa, pepper.
10:12You know, we really should be getting used
10:14to that sort of thing by now.
10:16Oh!
10:17Oh!
10:18Oh!
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