Annoying Orange DEATHS!!! - Part Four
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00:00The key to defeating your enemies is being nice to them.
00:03Well, Grandpa Lavender was a wise wizard fruit.
00:06Yeah, it said if you're nice to moldy warts,
00:08he'll never see it coming.
00:09See what coming?
00:10Knife.
00:11No!
00:14Yay!
00:16You did it, Orange.
00:17Look at me, I'm a real whiz kid.
00:19No!
00:22Now that that's over with, who wants jello?
00:24No!
00:27I knew it wouldn't last.
00:29And now for the rest of us.
00:30Hey, hey teeny weeny apples, hey.
00:32No, no more stalling.
00:35Teeny weeny.
00:36What?
00:36Teeny weeny.
00:37What?
00:39Popsicle stick.
00:43Whoa.
00:45That's no getting the short end of the stick.
00:49Guys, guys, I found the caramel.
00:51It's...
00:53Whoa.
00:55No!
00:58Ah, talk about bite-sized.
01:02Ow.
01:03Sorry, just testing it out.
01:08Don't listen to them, Orange.
01:10They're just jealous.
01:13Yeah, we're not the bad guys.
01:16We're just trying to make you better.
01:18You're trying to make me butter?
01:19Better.
01:20Butter?
01:21Better.
01:22Butter?
01:22Better.
01:23Yeah, butter.
01:26Eww.
01:27Get it off, get it off, get it off.
01:29It could be worse.
01:30At least it's not margarine.
01:33Hey, what's wrong with you?
01:34Don't you know who I am?
01:36Yeah, you better leave him alone.
01:37He's got more curtains than an army.
01:41Oh God, stop, stop.
01:45Hey Midget Apple, look.
01:46He's doing the truffle shuffle.
01:49Yeah, he's cute as a butt.
01:52Midget Apple made it funny.
01:55You're a bad influence, you know that?
01:57Hey, hey Orange, what are we gonna do next?
01:59Hmm, let me see.
02:01Oh come on, don't encourage him.
02:03Oh, hey Mushroom.
02:04Hey Mushroom, hey.
02:05Yeah?
02:06Mario.
02:07Huh?
02:08Woohoo.
02:09Ah, hey everybody.
02:11It's me, Mario.
02:15Nice one, Mario.
02:16Why don't you just grow away?
02:19Oh, what's the matter, Orange?
02:21Why are you acting so sporn?
02:23Ha ha ha ha ha.
02:24Wah ha ha.
02:26Oh boy, time for a Mario to get his frog suit.
02:30Huh?
02:31How many times do I have to tell you?
02:32It's Little Mario.
02:36Yar, putting one over the bow, are ya?
02:39Return fire.
02:41Captain, it's a, it's a.
02:43Fire already, fire.
02:46It's a, it's a.
02:47Out with it already.
02:49Whirlpool.
02:51Whirlpool.
02:55Uh oh, this vacation's really going down the drain.
02:58Ha ha ha ha ha.
03:00Ah.
03:08Well this is just ducky.
03:09Ha ha ha ha ha.
03:10Okay, stop making that joke already.
03:13Seriously, I've got an awful headache.
03:16Yay, I just asked a new friend
03:18to come back to the kitchen with us,
03:19and he said yes.
03:20Yay.
03:21Uh, Marshmallow, you know the rubber ducky is,
03:23well, just rubber, right?
03:26Hee hee hee hee, whatever you say, pal.
03:28Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
03:31Ah.
03:32Ah.
03:33Ah.
03:34Ah.
03:35Ah.
03:35Ah.
03:36Ah.
03:37Ah.
03:38Ah.
03:39Ah.
03:40Ah.
03:40Ah.
03:41Ah.
03:42Can't move.
03:44So, everybody's stuck, huh?
03:47Yeah.
03:48Yep.
03:49Yeah.
03:50This happens every time.
03:53Whoa, talk about a sticky situation.
03:55Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
03:57Well, fellas, looks like another stalemate.
03:59Well, it's true what they say.
04:01There are no winners in a gum war.
04:03Friends, I believe we've learned
04:04a very important lesson today.
04:06Yeah, you should never bring a knife to a gum fight.
04:09Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
04:10What the heck are you even talking about?
04:12Ah.
04:13Ow, get away.
04:15Ah, don't worry, Pear.
04:16This bug's worse than a kite.
04:18Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
04:18Get off me.
04:20Ow.
04:21Ow.
04:22Hey, hey, Pear.
04:23Ow.
04:23Hey, Pear, hey.
04:24Ah, get him off me.
04:25Pear.
04:26Hey, Pear.
04:27What?
04:28What is it?
04:29Fruit spider.
04:29Ah.
04:30Ah.
04:31Ah.
04:32Ah.
04:33Ah.
04:34Ah.
04:35Ah.
04:35Ah.
04:36Ah.
04:37Whoa.
04:38Stupid fruit spider.
04:39What a buzz kill.
04:40Whoa.
04:41Pear, are you okay?
04:42Yeah, I think so.
04:44That spider just came out of nowhere.
04:46Yeah, maybe his owner should've had him on a leash.
04:49Geez, some people just shouldn't have pets.
04:51Ah.
04:52You might be right, Orange.
04:54But either way, I'm sorry things didn't work out
04:56with Fruit Fly.
04:56Yeah, me too.
04:58But then again, Spot always was the runt of the litter.
05:00Ah.
05:01Did you just say litter?
05:03Ah.
05:05Ah.
05:06Ow.
05:07You burned me, you jerk.
05:08I've had it.
05:09You gotta watch what you say, Pear.
05:11Soup doesn't like getting scalded.
05:13What's it take for you to shut up?
05:16Hey, hey, Soup.
05:17Hey, Soup, hey.
05:18No.
05:20Hey, Soup.
05:21Hey, Soup.
05:21Alphabet Soup.
05:23Hey, Soup.
05:23What?
05:24Faulty roof.
05:26I told you I'm not a...
05:28Ah.
05:30Ah.
05:31That one really brought the house down.
05:33Oh.
05:35Whoa.
05:36What a way to go.
05:38Yeah.
05:39I wonder if he had any last words.
05:40All right, this is your last guess.
05:43Hmm.
05:44Oh, I got it.
05:45Whee.
05:46Ah.
05:47If orange is orange, what is strawberry?
05:50Oh, that's easy.
05:51Squash.
05:52What?
05:53That doesn't even make any sense.
05:54No, squash.
05:56Ah.
05:57Whoa.
05:58Looks like you're in a real jam.
06:00Ew.
06:01Gross.
06:03Hmm.
06:04You look familiar.
06:06I can't believe we were recycled into a pig.
06:09Do you know how many calories are in a pig?
06:12I guess you must have had some plastic surgery.
06:14Ah.
06:15Ugh.
06:16Hey, hey, Fakenbacon.
06:18Hey, Fakenbacon, hey.
06:19What?
06:20Hammer.
06:23Ugh.
06:23Talk about plastic explosives.
06:27Hey, hey.
06:27Did someone say plastic explosives?
06:30Uh-oh.
06:31Ugh.
06:32Why is everything always exploding?
06:35Hey, hey, Apple.
06:36Shut up.
06:37No, not him.
06:38Me.
06:39Over here.
06:40Apple, listen to me.
06:41Apple, stop.
06:41Me.
06:42Hey.
06:43Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple,
06:44Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple.
06:46Pete, what is it?
06:48Knife.
06:49Ah.
06:51Ugh.
06:52That really looks like it hurts.
06:53See?
06:54I told you that apple was rotten to the core.
06:56Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:57All right, neato burrito.
06:58We must back to the future.
07:00Ah.
07:03But I wanted to.
07:05Whoa, that was crazy.
07:07Whew.
07:08Looks like everything is normal in the kitchen again.
07:12Hey, hey, pears.
07:15Oh, God.
07:15Just look at that carrot.
07:16He hasn't blown up yet.
07:17Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:18Yeah, guys.
07:19I haven't exploded.
07:21Hey, hey, Godzilla.
07:22You've got lizard breath.
07:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:24Enough of crying out loud.
07:26I'm a watermelon, not Godzilla.
07:28No, not you.
07:30Godzilla.
07:31What?
07:32Ah.
07:34Some get scorched, some get blended,
07:36and some get squashed.
07:38Right, Peanut?
07:38Oh, no.
07:40Ew.
07:42Not again.
07:44Okay.
07:48Okay, let's do this, guys.
07:49Okay, Orange.
07:50Whatever you do, don't cross the screen.
07:53You mean like this?
07:54No.
07:54No, no, no.
07:55No.
07:56No.
07:57No.
07:58No.
07:59No.
08:00That guy's toast.
08:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:04Ah, guys.
08:05Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee.
08:07Bouncing tastes like candy.
08:09Whoa.
08:09Whoa.
08:11Dude, I think I'm feeling better.
08:12See?
08:13It was just bound to happen.
08:15Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee.
08:16Ah, dude, I can't take it anymore.
08:21Way to go, Orange.
08:22What?
08:23It's not my fault this guy's all over the place.
08:24Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee.
08:31Oh.
08:32Oh.
08:32Oh.
08:33Man.
08:34This is turning into a real drain rack.
08:36Ugh.
08:37Boy, talk about a has-been.
08:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:43Hey, he's swimming peanut.
08:45What is it, pal?
08:46Catfish.
08:47Hey, hey, hey, it's for horses.
08:50Your snacks are all whack, not even main courses.
08:53Bet you can't even touch your tongue to your eyes.
08:55It's like you can't withstand my rhymes
08:56that cut like a knife.
08:58Yeah, whatever.
08:59No, knife.
09:03No more stupid jokes.
09:05Geez, you don't have to give me the cold shoulder.
09:08That's it.
09:09Frost has had enough of you.
09:10Hey, hey, Frosty.
09:13Snowmobile.
09:14Snowmobile.
09:15Whoa.
09:16Hey, where did Frosty go?
09:19Talk about a flaky guy.
09:20Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
09:22What's the matter, Orange?
09:23Don't feel like chewing the fat?
09:25I don't know.
09:26It's just kind of nice that everyone could be here
09:27to celebrate our billionth view,
09:29especially since most of them
09:30have already been killed, sliced, or exploded.
09:32Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
09:34I guess all I really want to say is,
09:36tanks a lot.
09:37Whoa.
09:43Whoa, we're not late for the roast, are we?
09:46I really do have an army of fans.
09:48Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
09:49Oh, that Orange has a one-track mind.
09:52Am I right?
09:53Oh, it looks like he's finally coming back down.
09:56What's this?
09:57Oh, he's on the crossbar.
09:59Which way is he gonna fall?
10:02He did it.
10:03He did it.
10:04The Giants win.
10:07Woo-hoo.
10:08The plantain's got peeled.
10:10It's all over now, except for the crime.
10:12Oh, and one more thing, trophy.
10:15Ha, ha.
10:16I told you we needed a smaller trophy.