Annoying Orange DEATHS!!! - Part Seven
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00:00Incoming!
00:02Ah!
00:04Ah!
00:05Whoa! I haven't seen carnage like this in a long time.
00:08Ha ha ha! Oh!
00:10See, what did I tell you? Nobody wants to listen to Basket.
00:13No, no, no, no, no. We can still save the picnic.
00:15We can still find a way to have fun. Right, guys?
00:18Yeah, yeah. I mean, look at that cloud.
00:20It looks like a unicorn.
00:22Yay! My favorite cloud!
00:24Aw!
00:26Huh?
00:28Ah!
00:30Whoa!
00:32Oh!
00:34Well, this picnic didn't turn out quite as fun as I thought it would.
00:37Yeah. A lot more death and destruction than I thought there would be.
00:40Maybe we should bolt, huh?
00:42Ha ha ha!
00:44This place is terrible.
00:46You should have seen your face.
00:48You were all, boo-hoo, new dude, boo-hoo. Ha ha!
00:51No way! I was all like, hey, new dude, hey!
00:54Huh? Hey! Hey, new dude!
00:56I don't get it. Knife!
00:58Huh? I don't get it.
01:00Ha ha ha! New dude is such a noob.
01:02Ha ha ha!
01:04Now I get it. Ha ha!
01:06Ah!
01:08Whoo! Yes! It's over!
01:10Ah!
01:12Poor new dude.
01:14Whoo! For a minute there, I was really worried.
01:16Knife!
01:18Ah!
01:20Ha ha ha! I'm a little squirt.
01:22Ha ha ha!
01:24A little squirt.
01:26Wow!
01:28Look!
01:30Geez! Looks like Mario's on a crash diet.
01:33Ha ha ha!
01:35So much pain.
01:37Ah!
01:39Ah!
01:41Ah!
01:43Ah!
01:45Ah!
01:47Yikes!
01:49Hey, guys, don't worry.
01:51I'm here to help.
01:54Hey!
01:55No, it wasn't that.
01:57You're prune!
01:58What? What is it already?
02:00Juicer!
02:01No, it's not that either.
02:03No! Juicer!
02:05Well, that's my cue.
02:07Whoa!
02:09I'm off to Florida. I'll write you.
02:11But I can't read.
02:13Perfect. I wasn't gonna say nice things anyhow.
02:15I'll never forget you, buddy.
02:17I knew it.
02:19I knew he had a prune balloon.
02:21Who had what now?
02:23That was a close one.
02:25Oh, crap.
02:27Ah!
02:29Check it out. Sasquatch on a motorboat.
02:31Ah!
02:33Not cool, dude. Not cool.
02:35Ha ha ha!
02:37You're nuttier than trail mix, you twerp.
02:39Nuh-uh. I'm not a twerp.
02:41I'm a Sasquatch.
02:43Twerp. Sasquatch. Twerp.
02:45Sasquatch. Twerp. Bigfoot.
02:47Huh?
02:49Whoa, my gourd.
02:51Squash really lived up to his name.
02:53It's a... It's a...
02:55Hey, Sasquatch. Booga, booga, booga.
02:57Booga, booga, booga.
02:59Booga, booga. Booga, booga, booga.
03:01Booga, booga.
03:03Huh?
03:05Ah!
03:07Ah!
03:09Hey, hey, Raisins. Hey.
03:11What?
03:13I think I just had a bright idea.
03:15That's a first.
03:17Fine. What is it?
03:19Magnifying glass.
03:21Ah! Ah! Ah!
03:23Ah!
03:25Ugh. Can you smell that?
03:27Something really shrinks. Ha ha ha.
03:29Okay. I've seen enough.
03:31Hey. Hey, birdie birds. Hey.
03:33What?
03:35Hillside. Ow!
03:37Whoa. Well, you know what they say.
03:39The early bird gets the worm.
03:41Uh-oh. Ha ha ha.
03:43Ah!
03:45Can I have your mom's phone number?
03:47Great. Ha ha ha.
03:49Hey, can I try, too?
03:51Okay. Sure you can.
03:53Perfect.
03:55Ha ha ha.
03:57Get it? Sure you can?
03:59Ha ha ha. Who's next?
04:01Wow. I really like your can-do spirit.
04:03Ha ha ha.
04:05Ha ha ha. I'm poking.
04:07Ah!
04:09Grab your parachute pants,
04:11because it's hammer time. Ha ha ha.
04:13Ah! Ha ha ha.
04:15Let's see that in slow-mo.
04:17Ah!
04:19Ah!
04:21Ah!
04:23Now let's see it in re-ride.
04:25Ah!
04:27Ah!
04:29Let's not do that again, okay?
04:31You mean mood-splosion?
04:33Ah!
04:35Oh.
04:37Poor Andy. He was so nice,
04:39we had to crush him twice. Ha ha ha.
04:41All right, guys. See you back here next time
04:43for another dose of mood-splosion!
04:45Incorrect.
04:47Exactly two-thirds of my face is gone.
04:49Now... Ow!
04:51Ha ha ha.
04:53All right. Back to it.
04:55If I add five plus seven man-bats,
04:57how many banana is the purple you've denerp-der-burp?
04:59Um...
05:01Ribbit? Correct. Huh?
05:03This is elementary stuff here, folks.
05:05Six banana men divided by Amanda Bynes
05:07gives us an answer of one bajillion
05:09fart-burgers. What?
05:11Now who wants to try an equation on the...
05:13Ah! Ah! Ah!
05:15Ah!
05:17I think the knife got some of his tongue this time.
05:19Finally, Professor Pie's speaking my language.
05:21Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh.
05:23Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh.
05:25Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh.
05:27Orange, I think he's actually
05:29trying to say something. Let him speak.
05:31Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh. Ah!
05:33Ah!
05:35Ah!
05:37Ah!
05:39Ah! Uh...
05:41Math is confusing.
05:43Agreed. Hey, you know
05:45I've got video now? Yeah, I've heard that.
05:47Really? Where? Oh, you know, just at the
05:49grape... vine.
05:51Ah! Get off of me,
05:53you bad...
05:55Ah!
05:57Don't worry, Graham. I'll save you.
05:59Dude, stop that.
06:01Snapchat?
06:03No, I said stop that.
06:05No! Snapchat!
06:07Snapchat!
06:09Ah!
06:11Whoa! Those logos are
06:13loco!
06:15I should totally
06:17tweet that. Dude!
06:19Where's your assignment, Orange?
06:21Sorry, Teach, but my dog eats all kinds of stuff.
06:23Come on! The dog
06:25ate your homework? That's the oldest one
06:27in the book. Well, if you don't believe me,
06:29you can just ask her. Cuddles!
06:31Huh? Ah!
06:33Yay!
06:35Where am I? Foodsplosion!
06:37Ah! Oh, boy!
06:39Now that was messy.
06:41Let's see it again.
06:43And again.
06:45And again and again and again
06:47and again.
06:49Now that's one
06:51melancholy watermelon.
06:53All right, guys, see you next time
06:55on Foodsplosion!
06:57And that's pretty much
06:59the end of it. Little Apple and I
07:01barely made it out in one piece.
07:03Well, you guys seem like you're doing all right
07:05now. I don't know.
07:07Sometimes I feel like we'll never be
07:09the same. Tell me about it.
07:11This is the worst case of Kool-Aid tongue I've ever had.
07:13Ha ha ha ha!
07:15Ha ha ha ha!
07:17Ha ha ha ha!
07:19Ah!
07:21I can't take it!
07:23Siri! I
07:25want a
07:27cab! Are you searching
07:29for Hermit Crab or King Crab?
07:31Ah!
07:33King Crab is already here!
07:35Ha ha ha ha!
07:37I can't take it
07:39anymore!
07:41That's gonna void the warranty!
07:43I don't care! I hate this place!
07:45I hate this phone!
07:47I mostly hate you two!
07:49I just want a cab so I can get
07:51out of here! Oh, you mean
07:53Crab Cab? I said cab!
07:55Cab! Cab!
07:57No! Crab Cab!
07:59Ah!
08:01Yo! Somebody want a cab?
08:03No. I'm pretty sure he
08:05said crab. I'm still wearing a hat!
08:07Don't puke! Don't puke!
08:09Ah!
08:11Ah!
08:13Well, he didn't puke. Nope!
08:15He farted! Ah!
08:17Ha ha ha ha!
08:19Woo woo! About time to have
08:21a big nose! Okay, I'm
08:23done! Had about as much as I can
08:25take! Now, now, Mr. Cricket!
08:27Nobody likes a hothead! Bite me, you
08:29whack-jaw puppet!
08:31Ah! Ah!
08:33And that's why you never, ever, ever
08:35play with magic!
08:37Whoa!
08:39Whoa!
08:41Ah!
08:43Whoa!
08:45I hate you all!
08:47I'm wearing a hat!
08:49Ah!
08:51Ah!
08:53I lost my chocolate bar.
08:55Can squash help? Nah, you
08:57didn't lose him! He's right there!
08:59Ha ha ha! Hey, Lablia!
09:01Where'd you go?
09:03Ew! I've got
09:05cocoa butt!
09:13Whoa!
09:15Finally, I am
09:17complete!
09:19We are complete!
09:21Yes, yes. Perhaps now the
09:23black hole devs are behind us.
09:25Awww.
09:27Yeah, that's really sweet! Ha ha ha
09:29ha! Too bad they got so many
09:31bills to pay. Bills?
09:33What kind of bills?
09:35Ah!
09:37Ah!
09:39That's ironic. He just
09:41found his wingman. Is it just me,
09:43or is it a little cold in here?
09:45Dude, are you serious? It's
09:47just really cold!
09:49You're an icicle! You're supposed to be cold! Stop it!
09:51Better lay off him, Pear. Poor guy's about to snap!
09:53Ugh! Here we go again.
09:55No! He's about to snap!
09:57Ah!
09:59Whoa!
10:01Talk about an ice cream
10:03headache! Ha ha ha!