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00:00We play hockey and save all the animals before Big Freddy.
00:15We need stripy zebras.
00:21Isn't this impressive, Trev?
00:23The top-of-the-line supersonic riding carpet cleaner can clean a whole football stadium floor in less than three minutes.
00:30We'll be done with the house in no time.
00:32Now, go outside and attach this hose to the faucet.
00:36Anything to get out of here.
00:41Stripy flies.
00:45We need cookies.
00:48Berkeley, that's for dinner. I was just basting it.
00:56I'm going to the store to get another turkey for dinner.
01:00Okay, Trev. Turn on the water.
01:03You want to come in and take her for a spin?
01:05No, I'll just go hide quietly in the basement.
01:08Chickens.
01:09Come on, Trev. Don't be such a chicken.
01:14Come on, Trev. Don't be such a chicken.
01:20Oh, Berkeley.
01:21Yeah, Trevby-B-Chicky, we're hockey with us.
01:26I don't think so.
01:28We need bulls.
01:33No bulls.
01:36With your majesty like one lump or two.
01:47No bulls.
01:59Hey.
02:01What the?
02:06Bulls.
02:10You got one freaky dog, man.
02:12Huh? What? Who?
02:16Sorry. Really very sorry.
02:19We've got a huge storm rolling in this afternoon.
02:21It's so big it looks like it could rain for 40 days and 40 nights.
02:25Now, seriously, folks, better get those animals in before the rain comes.
02:29Huh?
02:33It's going to bloody fall real.
02:36We need to get all animals inside the hockey.
02:40Do you need a gorilla who can golf?
02:43A ferret who does back flips?
02:46Here at Healy's Trick Show Pets we have a whole warehouse full of trained animals
02:51for all your performance needs.
02:53Conveniently located at Main and Elm.
02:56Go get the tricky animals.
03:00Oh, the elephant hasn't learned how to open the peanut butter jar yet.
03:05He's an income poop.
03:07So far the only thing he's learned to do is swat me with his trunk.
03:12Why can't you brain dead animals learn your tricks?
03:16How hard can it be to open a simple jar of peanut butter?
03:19And you.
03:21All you have to do is pummel one bad guy with your feet.
03:24You're a parrot.
03:27Why can't you say Polly want a nonfat low sodium animal cracker?
03:31Income poop.
03:33Here's an income poop.
03:35You just have to drink tea from a tea cup.
03:38Remember, you don't get a treat until you learn your trick.
03:50You must be Tricky the stunt dog.
03:53You're late.
03:55Now let's see if you're any smarter than the rest of these stupid animals.
03:59Now in a movie, you must find the bad guy with a mustache and tackle him to the ground.
04:03Drag him around and lock him up.
04:06What I want to see from you is...
04:14Why you dingy mutt, get off.
04:20Lock him up.
04:26Hey, don't eat my animals.
04:29No, don't eat my pants.
04:38Everybody on the hockey.
04:43Please.
04:48More animals.
04:51All right.
04:53We need more food.
04:55We make peanut butter sandwiches.
04:58This way, please.
05:04I can't believe one little dog can track in so much mud.
05:13What do you want, you overstuffed fur rug?
05:20Oh, no.
05:29Please, get him more peanut butter over there.
05:36More bread, please.
05:51Everybody on the hockey.
05:57Please, everybody help me make bigger hockey.
06:04Hey, you're the bear in that movie, Grizzly Summer Camp 2.
06:09I thought you were very convincing when you ate all the campers.
06:14More animals.
06:18You missed the pockets from television.
06:27Grizzly, movie, eat.
06:30Please, don't eat me.
06:33Please, don't eat me.
06:36Please, don't eat me.
06:39Please, don't eat me.
06:42Don't eat me.
06:44You want another one?
06:51Oh, wow, you're Chitters the Chimp from the Life of a Chimp calendars, greeting cards, and room fresheners.
06:57I have Merry, Merry Chipmas with eggnog scent.
07:01Oh, join us for tea, please.
07:03Cucumber and watercress sandwich.
07:13Stop, everybody back in your cages.
07:16Stay, heel.
07:18I know you don't, little dog.
07:20You're not taking any more of my animals.
07:22I still got the treats.
07:24Who wants a treat?
07:30You're not going to get away with this.
07:34You're not going to get away with this.
07:41Everybody in their own cage wins.
07:48Porky, roundy up Chitters and sooty back.
08:05I told you, you wouldn't get away from me.
08:11And you are?
08:13I am the owner of these very expensive, highly trained performing animals.
08:17And that dog has stolen them.
08:20You are a bad dog.
08:27Stop, steamy back.
08:31Cheers.
08:34When did you learn to drink tea?
08:37Polly want a peeny buddy sandwich.
08:40And you've learned to talk, though not very well.
08:44Why won't they do this for me?
08:46You know same as you would.
08:49You mean lawsuit?
08:51No, please.
08:53I think he means please.
08:55By treating the animals with kindness and respect,
08:58Little Vic and Berkley created a positive trusting bond with them.
09:02Since Berkley did help Little Vic train your animals,
09:05I think you should apologize to him.
09:07No, I am not apologizing to some dumb animal.
09:12Boo.
09:14I apologize.
09:16You're a good dog.
09:19Everybody back in.
09:23Okay.
09:26We're flooding now.