Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00Are we ready to tap dance?
00:07And side step, side step, duffle duffle, side step, side step, side step, duffle duffle,
00:20side step.
00:21It's Berkley. He must have smelled the cheese in my nachos.
00:37That dog needs a brain scan.
00:46I don't think they'd find anything, Trev.
00:48Welcome back to Real Incredible Cheese's Pet.
00:53Look, Tricky, it's that show that Bunting was on.
00:57Our studio audience has voted on tonight's contestants.
01:00And there seems to be a first place tie between Mr. Nosey the Anteater, who's supposedly a neorealist painter.
01:10And Inky Scary Hands Johnson, the rather ill-tempered octopus who fancies himself a jazz percussionist.
01:41Hi, folks. Executive producer Vince Cannelloni here with a very big announcement.
01:47Our viewer survey has been tabulated, and you, the people, have selected the past contestants
01:53who will represent our great nation in the upcoming International Genius Pet Competition.
01:59Your choice, by an overwhelming majority, was Berkley Potanski.
02:07No, not the dog. You promised it wouldn't be the dog. You promised!
02:13Sorry, Bobby. The people have spoken.
02:18Wow, great. Everybody, come quick.
02:24Berkley was selected for the International Genius Pet Competition.
02:31All we need to do now is work on your act.
02:36We need something patriotic.
02:44Something with flair.
02:50Darn it, Bigley, you're a genius!
02:54That's the kind of display that makes me proud to be an American.
03:07Welcome to International Genius Pet Showdown,
03:12a shameless pay-TV scam during which I will most likely be mauled by a variety of animals from around the world.
03:19Now, let's get started with our first contestant.
03:31Berkley! Berkley! Berkley!
03:34Not you. You're not first.
03:37Berkley! Berkley! Berkley!
03:46Sorry.
03:53Sorry about that.
03:56Sorry.
04:00And now, from the continent of Asia, Mr. Kevin,
04:04a Malaysian macaque who makes his living as a hairstylist to the stars.
04:08Bring out the monkey!
04:16Hey, what's the deal here?
04:20Well, Malaysian macaques are the most aggressive and meticulous groomers in the entire monkey kingdom,
04:27which is probably what makes Mr. Kevin such a natural in the salon.
04:32You see, he's so...
04:33I meant, what's going on with the dog?
04:36Well, as far as I can tell, the dog is getting a little trim and scalp massage.
04:42Can we just get on with the act?
04:45Well, the act, so to speak, was to give your sorry puss a complete makeover.
04:51But as you can see, Mr. Kevin is with a client right now,
04:54and I don't mind telling you he reacts very badly to being rubbed.
04:58Oh, really?
04:59It's now or never, Mr. Kevin!
05:11Next.
05:12Puppy here is a rare whistling moo, perhaps the most cowardly of all land mammals.
05:18Whistlers express their fear by, well, whistling.
05:24Get off the stage!
05:36You see, Bobby, after Khrushchev here mauled you in episode 21,
05:41he went through a period of very intensive psychological counseling.
05:46Good for you, Khrushchev!
05:48Thank you, fine lady.
05:51Anyway, as an unexpected side effect,
05:54this big, previously hateful bear became an expert flower arranger.
06:00Well, his work is certainly, uh, well...
06:11Shhh!
06:26Back away! Back! Back!
06:42Berkeley's act is basically a medley of internationally themed disciplines,
06:47from rope dancing to martial arts.
06:50And of course, tap dancing.
06:52As you can see, he's really taken to that.
06:55Anyway, it's a big act, with rotating sets, fireworks, and a few hefty explosions.
07:08Why don't you get it over with, huh?
07:10Finish me off!
07:11And while you're at it, maybe you'd like to release all the other animals from their cages,
07:15so they can maul me again!
07:19That's not the kind of thing you want to say to Berkeley.
07:36Hit it, Broccoli!
07:40Hit it!
08:10Hit it!
08:32Bad! Bad dog!
08:35I hope you never come back down!
08:40Oh, no!
08:41That bobby tee went and hurt the little doggie's feelings!
08:45Boo! Boo!
08:48You should be ashamed of yourself, Mr. Booby.
08:51Apologize to Bucky and tell him you're a good dog.
08:54Are you kidding? I absolutely rev...
09:01Made him do the bear!
09:03Made him do the weird whistling thing!
09:06Let the monkey give him a perm!
09:08On the other hand, I'm very sorry I yelled at you.
09:13You're a very good doggie.
09:19Berkeley Butensky, our international genius pet champion!
09:33Let's get a picture with Bobby and the dog.
09:38Whoa! Whoa!