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00:00Just think gang, just a few short hours ago we were back in the predictable safety of our home, and now we're rocketing through the wild and incredibly treacherous jungle in a vehicle with almost no safety features.
00:15It is unsettling.
00:17I'm blocking it out.
00:21What? I can't hear you, I've got a bug in my ear.
00:24By joining me on a typical tourist safari, you sedentary, environmentally challenged television viewers will develop a greater appreciation not only for my personal genius, but of the world of rare and endangered animals, and...
00:42Aha! I think we're about to get a treat.
00:45I've just heard the unmistakable call of the very rare hammer-beat carrot.
00:51Shh! He's coming this way!
01:02Oh, how glamorous! There are people here to film me on safari!
01:07Actually, the cameramen are here to film me, if I trust you got a lovely shot of me being run over just then.
01:14Hey, you must be Dr. Pinkney.
01:16Dr. I.M. Pinkney, to be exact.
01:19Being picky is nothing to be proud of, khaki boy!
01:23Pinkney, not picky!
01:26Yay! Dr. Pinkney!
01:29Anyway, we're real sorry about running you over like that. Ever since Berkley ate the map...
01:34Please release that bird! There's only 25 of them left on the entire planet!
01:42Can we edit that out?
01:45Listen very closely!
01:47Since this is probably your first trip anywhere wilder than your local mall, you will need to follow a few basic rules.
01:54Do not eat any wild fruits and berries, no matter how delicious they may appear.
01:59Secondly, do not attempt to touch, feed, or play with any of the animals you may encounter.
02:06And finally...
02:08What in the world is wrong with this dog of yours?
02:11Techniquement, il est de bonne nature. C'est une sorte de bonheur rempli d'un ennui.
02:16Allez-y, dégagez d'ici!
02:20Non, laissez-le tranquille.
02:23Vous vous en faites pas?
02:25Vous! Vous écologistes!
02:28Laissez-moi ce sauvage de Bandicoot!
02:31Et vous!
02:32Vous n'encouragez que le chien en le filmant ainsi!
02:35D'ici là, gardez les caméras sur moi!
02:42Oh! Oh!
02:51Et maintenant, je voudrais que vous me rejoigniez dans ce qui a été une recherche de 8 ans pour un très rare, très reclus petit marsupial,
02:58que les natifs locaux appellent le...
03:01Aoui-Gandhi.
03:03Traduit en anglais,
03:05Aoui-Gandhi signifie...
03:07Oh non! Oh non!
03:10C'est parce que les natifs locaux croient assez superstitiemment
03:14que ce petit créature qui clignote sans haine
03:17apporte de la mauvaise chance à ses rencontres.
03:21Pourquoi filmez-vous ce chien de nouveau?
03:24Laissez-moi Aoui-Gandhi!
03:27Oh! Oh!
03:33Oh!
03:58Oh!
04:03Oh!
04:28Aoui!
04:29All right! I believe! I believe! Please get it off me!
04:39Let us continue our safari by searching for the extremely rare polka-dotted skink.
04:46As pictured here. Why don't we split up this time?
04:50Let's go away to you.
05:00Good! No one's watching. I can at least take credit for this one.
05:06You glory-hogging little canine! Give me that skink this instant!
05:15Come quick, everyone! I found the skink! I found it all on my own!
05:22I take it you watched the whole exchange?
05:25According to my emergency medical guide,
05:27the skink injects its victims with a toxin that affects the language centers of the brain,
05:32causing those bitten to speak in rhymes.
05:35I'm feeling just a little foggy.
05:38My, oh my, I hate this doggy!
05:55I lost my belief, oh, when somebody sneezed.
06:01I tell you, Dr. Pinkney, being an animal buff and all, you must be in hog heaven.
06:06I mean, first Berkley found you that owie dandy thing you were looking for, not to mention that skink,
06:10and tonight he digs up that rare hat-back thing and a whole bag of nearly extinct pygmy pocket frogs.
06:16Yay! Pocket frogs!
06:19You can't imagine how much I appreciate that.
06:23Dr. Pinkney, to reduce the risk of you going into shock,
06:26perhaps you should spend the night in our modular condominium.
06:29No, thank you. I think I'll just crawl into my nice cold tent, with the bat and the frogs, of course.
06:38Maybe it would be best if we just left you alone right now.
06:41Yes! Leave me alone!
06:46How can I upstage that dog and recover some small amount of professional dignity?
06:52I'd have to find the rarest of all rare animals,
06:56the great white rainforest baboon.
06:59But how? How?
07:01Doggy, we've got to help Dr. Pinkney feel better.
07:05I've got a plan!
07:11Sorry, Dr. Pinkeye.
07:14We need to borrow your sleepy bag.
07:21Good work, Boggy. Time to wake the doggy.
07:28He must be having a nightmare.
07:30Oh no, it's real.
07:34What?
07:35It's sleepy bag stuffy.
07:37Me and Boggy glue it all over your body while you're sleepy.
07:40Why? To make you look just like the white baboon.
07:44You like that.
07:45You'd better not let me...
07:48That dog!
07:52Oh!
07:54It's... It's... It's the great white baboon!
07:59I found him! I found him!
08:02Quick, wake the cameraman!
08:05Not until you apologize to Boggy and say you're good dog.
08:08Whatever. Good doggy, good doggy.
08:14Now wake the cameraman!
08:18I found him all by myself!
08:21Finally, after all these years!
08:24Have a good time with your new friend, Doggy Pinknose!
08:28Yes, after so many years of failure,
08:31Dr. I. M. Pinkney was literally carried away
08:34by his dreams of making a rare discovery.
08:37Next week on Nature's Oddities,
08:39we'll profile a little dog with a peculiar knack
08:42for finding partners.
08:44Next week on Nature's Oddities,
08:46we'll profile a little dog with a peculiar knack
08:49for finding partners.