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00:00When Rusty and Especial come out, we go picnicking.
00:12Now, little Vic, remember the talk we had about respecting other people's boundaries?
00:17Maybe Lester and Special don't want to have a picnic.
00:21Why? We have cheese, two of these, and two of these for Especial.
00:26Why won't any of these buttons work?
00:29Ow! I keep pressing them, but nothing happens.
00:32Hey!
00:40Sorry. Sorry about that.
00:42Are you deliberately trying to drive me crazy, Potanski?
00:47Hey!
00:53Mr. Rusty, we go picnicking with you and Special.
00:58We have cheese, two of these.
01:01Leave me alone.
01:03I just need to press the button again.
01:11Your family is a menace to the neighborhood.
01:15You should all be locked up.
01:19Come on, Berkeley. It's time for us to go to jail.
01:21It's about time that beast dog went to prison.
01:26No, no, no.
01:28Berkeley's just helping Madeline with her pet convict therapy thingy.
01:32Could you try pressing the buttons on the remote again?
01:35We need to shut off Lester's car alarm.
01:42Sorry about that.
01:46This is Nick and Norm, the infamous Gumball Bandits.
01:51They've robbed more Penny Candy Machines than any other inmates in history.
01:55Yeah, and once we get out of this place, we're going to rob a whole entire candy store.
02:00Perhaps we should start by analyzing your vestments.
02:04I don't have a vestment.
02:06I don't have a vestment.
02:08I don't have a vestment.
02:10I don't have a vestment.
02:13Perhaps we should start by analyzing your values.
02:17What do you consider to be the most important thing in your life?
02:20Candy!
02:21Sugar, say, the warden promised us candy if we signed up for this therapy thing.
02:28Yeah, I'm sick of eating sugar packets from the cafeteria.
02:32No problem. How about some licorice whips?
02:36Nice.
02:38You must like bubblegum.
02:45Sorry, that's all I have.
02:47But the dog ate all of it. We didn't even get one piece.
02:52Oh, I do have some banana flavored lip balm.
02:59Bananas, my favorite.
03:02Why don't we leave Berkley here while I take you over to the hardened criminals?
03:07Great. I just read a new article on puppet therapy for repeat offenders.
03:12Now don't leave Nick and Norm's side until I come to get you.
03:16Be sure to shower them with love.
03:33Oh, that's classic.
03:37Oh, I'll have to get a copy of the security tape.
03:41I'm determined to get these guys on World's Funniest Convicts.
03:46I'm so sorry about that. It's my fault. I shouldn't have said showered.
03:50It's one of the many words like dig that Berkley takes too literally.
03:54He thinks he's helping.
03:57Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
04:00Maybe we can ask him to share the banana lip balm.
04:05No. We can use the dog to help us escape.
04:13Okay, dog. Pull us up.
04:17Sayonara, suckers.
04:19Why don't you just announce our escape to the internet?
04:23Why don't you just announce our escape to the entire prison, lame brain?
04:29Come on, doggie. Use that nose of yours to sniff out some warm outside air.
04:35Oh, and let us know if you see the warden.
04:37You think anyone can handle chain scraping?
04:41No, but I can imagine they can hear you shouting.
04:48Run!
04:53Run!
05:11Okay. Hop to it, dog.
05:17I don't think he understood you, boss.
05:20You don't say.
05:23Okay. I want you to dig a tunnel under the prison to the outside.
05:29When you're all done, come get us.
05:40Sayonara, suckers!
05:53I see the light! I see the light!
06:00Hurry up and get out, Nimrod.
06:02What are you waiting for, an invitation?
06:13You're just in time, boys.
06:17The attack dogs can use some real criminals for their training exercises.
06:22Get us out of here!
06:33I don't think the dog's actually helping us, Norm.
06:37Brilliant observation, Brainiac.
06:39We just need to think up the right plan.
06:44Maybe he could just get us the keys to our cell.
06:48That's the stupidest idea you've had all day, swine!
07:00Sayonara, suckers!
07:06What's that?
07:08Sayonara, suckers!
07:13Wow, that was easy.
07:15I can't believe nobody's noticed we left.
07:20Norm?
07:21Quiet, Nick. I'm devising a plan.
07:23Okay, okay. We need an escape vehicle.
07:27Huh?
07:32This dog is a genius!
07:34Yeah, yeah. Just get in. We gotta get out of here!
07:39Help! It won't start!
07:43All right! Let's make a quick getaway.
07:48Watch your speed! You're trying to get us killed!
07:51I'm not driving! The dog!
07:53You're trying to get us killed!
07:55I'm not driving! The dog is!
07:57Well, take the wheel!
08:09We're locked in!
08:15This is the last straw. I'm calling the police!
08:20Shelf, you have to hide us.
08:29This is all your fault!
08:31My fault? Don't blame me! Blame that bad dog!
08:36All right, Nick and Norm. We've got you surrounded.
08:39Come out with your hands up!
08:41We can't!
08:42We're stuck!
08:44Looks like this little dog is a hero.
08:48What a good dog!
08:51Berkeley's doing such a good job with you two.
08:55I think I'll just leave you in there for a while and let him guard you.
08:59Oh, no! Please take us back, Wooden!
09:02I'd rather be covered in honey and dumped into an ant pile
09:06than spend one more second with that animal!
09:13We promise! We'll be good!
09:18Really good, Dennis!
09:20We'd rather go back to jail than stay here with the dog!
09:29Oh, dear!
09:31Don't worry, Mrs. Potanski.
09:33I think a little more pet therapy is just what these boys need.