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00:02:15Czego?
00:02:17Wojtek? Zrobisz kawę?
00:02:20Która jest godzina?
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00:04:16Ah...
00:04:19O! Proszę, nie śpisz.
00:04:22Moje kawa?
00:04:26No ekstra, bo drugie już nie zdążę zrobić.
00:04:29To se zamoc łokcie w zimnej wodzie.
00:04:33To cię budzi bardziej niż kawa.
00:04:36To pe sobie zamocz!
00:04:38Zrobiłam sobie kawę, to mi ją musiałeś wyżłopać.
00:04:41Bo jestem niedospany.
00:04:43Dlaczego się rozłączasz, jak do ciebie dzwonię?
00:04:46Spałem.
00:04:47No bo jak się gra do czwartej rano, to się potem śpi do południa.
00:04:50Nie grałem.
00:04:51Nie, nie grałeś, a co robiłeś?
00:04:54Oglądałem film edukacyjny o...
00:04:57wzajemnych współpracy i...
00:05:01stosunkach wzajemnych w luźnej relacji damsko-męskiej i...
00:05:06damsko-damskiej.
00:05:07No i kto ci podrzuca te pornosy, Tadek?
00:05:10Daj spokój, skąd ci to przyszło do głowy?
00:05:14Hello, Wojtu!
00:05:17Zobacz, co dla ciebie mam!
00:05:19No i co tam dla niego masz?
00:05:23Dobre słowo.
00:05:26Dobre słowo norm.
00:05:29Dobra, lecę, zostawiam cię.
00:05:32Zostawiasz go?
00:05:34To znaczy, że mam u ciebie szansę?
00:05:36Masz szansę dostać w pysk.
00:05:39Wojtek, mógłbyś?
00:05:40Tadek, nie mogę się.
00:05:43A, i ogarnij trochę mieszkanie.
00:05:45Zaprosiłam Edytę na kolację.
00:05:47Czekaj, czekaj, czekaj.
00:05:48Edytę?
00:05:49Tom, Edytę?
00:05:51Tom, Edytę?
00:05:53Co?
00:05:54I pozbądź się tego zupoka.
00:05:56Postaram się.
00:05:57Edyta to jest romantyczna, niewinna, grzeczna dziewczyna.
00:06:01I nie chcę, żeby Tadek zrujnował jej świat.
00:06:03Dokładnie.
00:06:04Czekaj, co?
00:06:07Ty.
00:06:09Tadek to to naprawdę taka święta?
00:06:12Stary, to jest największa niewinka pod słońcem.
00:06:20Ale wczoraj dałam dupy.
00:06:21I to dosłownie, na całej linii.
00:06:23Błagam cię, nie chcę tego słuchać.
00:06:25Wystarczy mi, że kumpel Wojtka ma nas rano we łby.
00:06:28Kumpel Wojtka?
00:06:30No Tadek, poznałaś go.
00:06:32Stary, gruby, łysiejący z bok.
00:06:35No.
00:06:39Gdzie ty masz te moje fikołki?
00:06:41Tam na górze.
00:06:55Nie!
00:06:56Coś ty zrobiła!
00:06:59Nic, tych trzech zaczęło mi stawiać drinki.
00:07:04Mi tu nawet drinka nie wolno stawiać.
00:07:06A ty wlazłeś tu z buciorami.
00:07:10Skąd miałem wiedzieć, że to się pode mną ugnie?
00:07:14No nic, no nogi się pode mną ugięły.
00:07:16Tacy byli sympatyczni i przystojni.
00:07:19Nie, no serio, nie chcę tego słuchać.
00:07:21Jak chcesz, to ci mogę zdjęcia pokazać.
00:07:24O mój Boże, zdjęcia!
00:07:26Gośka mnie zabije.
00:07:28A ja chyba sobie coś złamałem.
00:07:30Chyba mi biodro strzeliło.
00:07:33Patrz, jeden strzał z biodra i miałam ich przez całą noc.
00:07:38Coś zwariowała? Wiesz, jakie to niebezpieczne?
00:07:40Nic ci nie zrobili?
00:07:42Nie, tylko...
00:07:44Ałałała, dupa mnie boli.
00:07:47Wstawaj!
00:07:48Musimy to posprzątać, zanim Gośka wróci.
00:07:50Nie chcę dawać jej kolejnych powodów, żeby mnie zostawiła.
00:07:53Nie dość, że mieszkam w chacie jej starych,
00:07:55to jeszcze mnie utrzymuje w tej trudnej chwili.
00:07:58W jakiej trudnej chwili?
00:08:00No, między jedną pracą a drugą.
00:08:02Ej, sorry, przecież ty nigdy nie pracowałeś.
00:08:04A ulotki?
00:08:06Powiedz mi, dostajesz pieniądze należne dla bezrobotnych?
00:08:10No nie.
00:08:11No, bo musiałbyś przynajmniej pół roku legalnie przepracować.
00:08:14No i?
00:08:15No i nie wciskaj mi kity, że...
00:08:17oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj, oj
00:08:47I thought Tadek was the biggest asshole here.
00:08:50Just push him in.
00:08:53Don't push so hard, it hurts.
00:08:55I can't.
00:08:56Just get in there,
00:08:58because if Gośka comes and covers us up,
00:09:00we'll be fucked.
00:09:03Mmm.
00:09:16So Tadek is staying for dinner, right?
00:09:19What's for dinner?
00:09:29Mmm, young potatoes.
00:09:32I love them.
00:09:34Young potatoes are the best.
00:09:36Mmm.
00:09:37Tasty.
00:09:38You could say I'm a potato pedophile.
00:09:43Mmm.
00:09:46I can't believe you invited him.
00:09:49Who?
00:09:51That potato pedophile.
00:09:53He told you that Edyta was coming and that he didn't want him.
00:09:56What do you mean?
00:09:58He behaved.
00:10:02Mmm.
00:10:05Are you going to take those pills or do I have to go through them?
00:10:10I thought you wouldn't feel it.
00:10:12Even I feel it, and I have a hangover.
00:10:14You've been changing your socks from time to time.
00:10:16Leave him alone.
00:10:18It's none of his business.
00:10:20In my opinion, Edyta has already fallen for you.
00:10:23Mmm.
00:10:31Jesus.
00:10:52Take it.
00:10:53I have to take it.
00:10:58Jesus!
00:10:59What the hell are you doing?
00:11:09Okay, okay.
00:11:10Set the alarm.
00:11:11I don't want to be late for work.
00:11:13What time is it?
00:11:14Did you set it?
00:11:17What time is it?
00:11:19Six.
00:11:21Okay.
00:11:37Get up!
00:11:38Get up!
00:11:40I'm getting up.
00:11:41No.
00:11:42Get up.
00:11:43Get up and make an egg!
00:11:46I'm going to make an egg.
00:11:49Should I fry it or not?
00:12:04Move!
00:12:05It's green, can't you see?
00:12:14Hello!
00:12:15Who's here?
00:12:17Get out!
00:12:18Dude, you won't believe how my date with Edyta ended yesterday.
00:12:22You probably got the fuck out of the car,
00:12:24and now get the fuck out of my house.
00:12:27Get out.
00:12:30Wait!
00:12:36What?
00:12:38I set the alarm.
00:12:40So get out.
00:12:41Don't you have a washing machine?
00:12:43I'm not talking about that.
00:12:45I didn't set the alarm and Gosia was late for work.
00:12:49Oh no, she was late for work.
00:12:52And tell me,
00:12:54does your Gosia
00:12:55work at, I don't know,
00:12:57the Institute of Punctuality?
00:13:00Or maybe at an ordinary developer in accounting?
00:13:05Olevka.
00:13:07Dude, you don't know how it is in Bavaria.
00:13:09Olevka.
00:13:10I don't know.
00:13:11I live with my father, so what?
00:13:12It's not your fault.
00:13:13It's not your fault.
00:13:14Dude.
00:13:16It's her job,
00:13:17which is called work.
00:13:19And it's her job,
00:13:20which is called
00:13:21punctual waking up
00:13:23with the alarm.
00:13:25I know.
00:13:26But I told her I set it.
00:13:32It's not your fault, really.
00:13:34And you have a lot of other duties.
00:13:41You have no duties.
00:13:42I only asked for one stupid thing.
00:13:44You see, these are men.
00:13:46If you need them,
00:13:47you can never count on them.
00:13:49I'm glad you're not pregnant at least.
00:13:53I'm so full.
00:13:56Get out of the bar.
00:13:58You won't put a brick here.
00:13:59Why are you kicking me out?
00:14:00I have to go apologize to Gosia.
00:14:03She's the most wonderful girl in the world.
00:14:05I can't lose her.
00:14:07If it goes on like this,
00:14:08she'll definitely leave me.
00:14:10Trust me.
00:14:11I know women.
00:14:14She won't leave you.
00:14:16Leave him.
00:14:18What?
00:14:19You're right.
00:14:20It'll be too late for him.
00:14:22But how long have you been together?
00:14:24Five years.
00:14:25But nothing has changed in those five years.
00:14:28We live in my parents' house,
00:14:30because he doesn't work.
00:14:32It doesn't even add up.
00:14:33His extra money
00:14:35is just a smell and a hole.
00:14:37It's not even enough for his expenses.
00:14:39Besides, he's 30 years old
00:14:41and he should have something permanent.
00:14:43At least to live to retirement.
00:14:45If he doesn't get tired,
00:14:46maybe he'll live.
00:14:48I have to leave him.
00:14:49It doesn't make sense.
00:14:51If I don't see the future in this relationship,
00:14:53I won't get tired.
00:14:54Are you sure?
00:14:56No.
00:14:58But in this relationship,
00:14:59I've always made important decisions,
00:15:01so he'll make them too.
00:15:03Then I'll decide.
00:15:04You'll leave him.
00:15:06We'll go out tonight.
00:15:30That's sugar.
00:15:32I was standing there and listening
00:15:34how evil and horrible I am.
00:15:36And that she won't have any future with me.
00:15:39But am I really that evil?
00:15:41Do I force her to do something?
00:15:44Do I beat her?
00:15:46Okay, maybe once
00:15:47I tried to force her
00:15:48when she didn't feel like it.
00:15:50It was on her eye.
00:15:53Maybe once
00:15:54I pulled her out of my elbow.
00:15:56But because of...
00:15:57because of sleep.
00:15:59I don't think it counts.
00:16:00Okay.
00:16:01Maybe I don't have a job,
00:16:02I don't have a driving license,
00:16:03but I'm looking for a job.
00:16:04I want to buy a driving license.
00:16:07Sure.
00:16:09I watch too much TV.
00:16:10But what am I supposed to do
00:16:11if I don't have a job?
00:16:12At least I won't fall under the car.
00:16:14I can clean the house.
00:16:15I have time to clean the house,
00:16:16to clean up.
00:16:18God.
00:16:20Who am I cheating?
00:16:21I don't even clean up after myself.
00:16:24So I'm really such a weak party here?
00:16:27So I'm really such a weak party here?
00:16:33Give me some sugar.
00:16:50Do you love her?
00:16:51Yes.
00:16:53Do you care about her?
00:16:54Yes.
00:16:55You don't want to lose her?
00:16:56Yes.
00:16:59You're not a bad guy.
00:17:01You're not a snitch.
00:17:02A mouse with ears and an ass.
00:17:04Perfect.
00:17:06I wonder if I've fallen for her,
00:17:07that she wants to leave me.
00:17:09I don't know,
00:17:10but you can't let that happen.
00:17:12It's a shame I'm not a woman.
00:17:14And what?
00:17:15Would you play with the kids under the shower?
00:17:18No.
00:17:19Although...
00:17:21But I mean
00:17:22she knows a lot of ways
00:17:23how to keep a guy by her side.
00:17:24What?
00:17:25Do you think she'll leave you?
00:17:27At least that's what my friend said.
00:17:29You know what you should do now?
00:17:30What?
00:17:31Catch him when he's a kid.
00:17:33What do you mean, when he's a kid?
00:17:41Dude,
00:17:42how am I supposed to catch her when she leaves me today?
00:17:45Do you think I'll be able to drag her to bed?
00:17:47Why?
00:17:48We don't have to do it in bed,
00:17:49but I won't be able to do it at work either.
00:17:51But why?
00:17:52Hey,
00:17:53do you know where kids come from?
00:17:54I do.
00:17:55So how am I supposed to catch her when she's a kid
00:17:57without doing it?
00:17:58Do you have money?
00:17:59What, should I buy her a kid?
00:18:01No, but give me a pizza
00:18:02and I'll tell you what to do.
00:18:03Are you kidding me?
00:18:18You're the one who's kidding her.
00:18:20That she's pregnant with me?
00:18:21If she believes you, you have a chance.
00:18:22What if she doesn't believe me?
00:18:24Then you have to make her believe you.
00:18:27Do you realize how absurd this idea is?
00:18:29No.
00:18:30So what are we talking about?
00:18:32About your girl not being a girl.
00:18:37About your girl not being your ex-girlfriend.
00:18:40So what am I supposed to do?
00:18:41How am I supposed to convince her that she's pregnant?
00:18:43What time does she come back from work?
00:18:44In a minute.
00:18:45After 4 p.m.
00:18:47Good luck.
00:18:48Tadek!
00:18:49Tadek!
00:18:50Okay, leave me alone.
00:18:51I'll manage without you.
00:18:53Will my girl get pregnant today?
00:18:55With your help or without?
00:19:16Okay, one more time from the beginning.
00:19:18She comes in.
00:19:19You greet her like you've never met her before.
00:19:22You slowly make her quarrel with you.
00:19:24Okay.
00:19:25When she calms down,
00:19:26you tell her how you feel.
00:19:30And you suggest that she's pregnant.
00:19:35Okay, calm her down.
00:19:40Much better.
00:19:42Hi!
00:19:43Hi!
00:19:48What do you mean, hi?
00:19:49Is everything okay?
00:19:50Are you in a bad mood?
00:19:54You're pregnant.
00:19:56Oh my God.
00:19:58You're pregnant.
00:20:00Are you crazy?
00:20:02I'm going to throw my head in the trash.
00:20:05Give it to me.
00:20:06You can't carry it.
00:20:09Wojtek, I'm not pregnant.
00:20:11How do you know?
00:20:13I think you are.
00:20:16When was the last time you had a baby?
00:20:18A week ago.
00:20:19A week without a period?
00:20:22That's strange.
00:20:24Your behavior is strange.
00:20:26Mine is normal.
00:20:27Yours is strange.
00:20:28You come to me in the evening.
00:20:30You make me an adventure in the morning.
00:20:32Because of you, I'm late for work.
00:20:34See?
00:20:35And you're doing it again.
00:20:36You have a bad temper.
00:20:39You have a bad temper.
00:20:41But it's good that you see it this way.
00:20:47Because I wanted to talk to you seriously.
00:20:58Okay, we can talk.
00:21:00Maybe about your desires, right?
00:21:02Pregnant women have such desires.
00:21:05What desires?
00:21:07What is it?
00:21:08Cabbage? Rice?
00:21:09Minced meat?
00:21:10What kind of combination is it?
00:21:13I'll make dumplings.
00:21:16And this?
00:21:18Olives?
00:21:19Porridge?
00:21:21What do you want to do?
00:21:24Porridge with olives?
00:21:36Oh my God.
00:21:37Oh my God.
00:21:40You want to get rid of this baby.
00:21:45You're a monster.
00:21:48What baby?
00:21:50What do you mean?
00:21:51What's in you?
00:21:53What's in you?
00:21:55You just don't want to admit it.
00:21:57You're a coward.
00:21:58You don't want to give a chance to me or this poor fetus.
00:22:02Fetus?
00:22:07You admitted it.
00:22:11Wojtek.
00:22:13Explain yourself, please.
00:22:14If this calms your conscience.
00:22:17What do you mean?
00:22:18Nothing.
00:22:19I'm not pregnant.
00:22:21Leave me alone.
00:22:24Are you a doctor?
00:22:25How do you know?
00:22:28No, but...
00:22:30But?
00:22:31But?
00:22:32There is no but in this case.
00:22:33Didn't you hear about this 74-year-old woman
00:22:35who was carrying in her belly for 50 years
00:22:37a fully developed fetus?
00:22:39Because she didn't know she was pregnant?
00:22:41She didn't give birth?
00:22:44I don't know what you're talking about.
00:22:46Hello.
00:22:48Dupelek.pl.
00:22:49Read it.
00:22:50Okay, at least now I know where to get all these
00:22:52broken ideas of yours.
00:22:54Broken?
00:22:57How can you?
00:23:01Wojtek, won't you talk to me normally?
00:23:03Why? If you already know better.
00:23:06It's not true.
00:23:08It is.
00:23:09You know better what I think,
00:23:10you know better what to do,
00:23:12you know that you're not pregnant,
00:23:13you know everything.
00:23:15Because I have no grounds to claim that I'm pregnant.
00:23:21But okay, if you really want to,
00:23:23I'll prove to you that I'm not.
00:23:27Where are you going?
00:23:28To the pregnancy test.
00:23:33Pregnancy test.
00:23:39Did you catch it?
00:23:43Maybe you overworked yourself.
00:23:51For sure.
00:23:55How's Wojtek?
00:23:57Did he make up with his girlfriend?
00:24:00I don't know,
00:24:01but I gave him good advice on how to play it out.
00:24:04Why?
00:24:05You were supposed to stay out of it.
00:24:08Do you know what your stupid ideas
00:24:10for solving other people's problems look like?
00:24:14Believe me,
00:24:15it's a completely different matter with Wojtek.
00:24:17If he plays it out right,
00:24:18he'll be carrying me on his arms.
00:24:21To kill.
00:24:22What happened?
00:24:27She wants to do a pregnancy test.
00:24:29Pregnancy test.
00:24:30It's going to blow up.
00:24:31Calm down.
00:24:32What were you thinking with us?
00:24:34He told me to convince my girlfriend that she's pregnant.
00:24:37She went for the test.
00:24:38If the result is negative,
00:24:40he'll leave me.
00:24:41Then we have to make it positive.
00:24:43What?
00:24:44But how?
00:24:46You know how.
00:25:00I don't know.
00:25:01What do you mean, you don't know?
00:25:02It's a test.
00:25:03But how are we supposed to know which one he'll choose?
00:25:06Besides, how are we supposed to take a pregnancy test?
00:25:09Pregnancy test?
00:25:10The test that shows he's pregnant.
00:25:12Oh, that's as simple as a math test.
00:25:16You didn't count.
00:25:18Because my leg bent.
00:25:19It bent.
00:25:20No, it bent.
00:25:22I had a pull-up on my shoe,
00:25:24my leg bent,
00:25:25I had a pull-up on my shoe,
00:25:27I had a pull-up on my shoe,
00:25:29my leg bent,
00:25:30so I couldn't squat.
00:25:32Besides, in high school I had the same problem with girls.
00:25:35But never mind.
00:25:36Let's take all the tests we can.
00:25:38But how are we supposed to take a pregnancy test?
00:25:42It's simple.
00:25:43You go up to a pregnant woman and say,
00:25:45Hello,
00:25:46could you take a test for us?
00:25:50Maybe this one.
00:25:54I don't think so.
00:25:55I'll talk to her.
00:25:56Excuse me.
00:25:58Are you pregnant or just fat?
00:26:07Fat.
00:26:09Maybe I'll take care of it.
00:26:11Hey, where do you want to find a pregnant woman?
00:26:16No, man, you're a genius.
00:26:17But how are you going to do it?
00:26:21Trust me.
00:26:27Excuse me.
00:26:30I have a favor to ask you.
00:26:32But it's a delicate matter.
00:26:36I'd like to ask you...
00:26:42Could you put a sticker on my ass?
00:26:44What?
00:26:45Are you crazy?
00:26:46Are you insane?
00:26:47I'll call the police.
00:26:49I have a boyfriend.
00:26:50I can't.
00:26:52How about a hundred?
00:26:53A hundred?
00:26:54A hundred?
00:26:55I'll give you a hundred for the sticker.
00:27:14The last one.
00:27:15Okay.
00:27:16There's a lot left.
00:27:18Now,
00:27:19you take all these tests,
00:27:20run to the woman,
00:27:21and make sure she doesn't notice you.
00:27:25I've had enough.
00:27:27Do you think she won't recognize you?
00:27:31Dad?
00:27:34I didn't take your beer.
00:27:52You're here.
00:27:54Tadek is here.
00:27:56I'm going to take the test.
00:27:57I won't be here for two minutes.
00:28:04You have to help me.
00:28:05Take all the tests,
00:28:06run around the house,
00:28:07I'll turn her around,
00:28:08and you have to replace her.
00:28:10Me?
00:28:11Yes.
00:28:12Okay.
00:28:16Gosia!
00:28:17What?
00:28:18What test did you buy?
00:28:20It doesn't matter,
00:28:21because I'm not pregnant.
00:28:23But you know,
00:28:24every test gives a different certainty.
00:28:30It's not the window.
00:28:31Dad, it's closed.
00:28:32You have to get out of here somehow.
00:28:34But how?
00:28:35Take it out.
00:28:39Gosia!
00:28:41Watch two.
00:28:43You can't wait fifty seconds.
00:28:45I can't stand it.
00:28:46I'm kidding.
00:28:53Listen!
00:28:54Maybe it's not me who's pregnant,
00:28:56but you're playing something, right?
00:29:00Because for some time
00:29:01you've been acting really stupid.
00:29:04But it's cool.
00:29:05In five seconds,
00:29:06it'll all be over.
00:29:12I'm sorry.
00:29:13I'm sorry.
00:29:19Yeah.
00:29:44Do you want to talk about it?
00:29:49No.
00:29:50I have to finish this job.
00:29:54Okay, I'll set the alarm for you.
00:29:56Which one?
00:29:57Six?
00:29:58Six thirty?
00:30:00Six.
00:30:02There you go.
00:30:03Set.
00:30:04Good night, honey.
00:30:13Good night.
00:30:27Do you want some coffee?
00:30:29I'll make it for you.
00:30:44Who were you talking to?
00:30:45I can't.
00:30:46Sit down while it's still hot.
00:30:48I'll make you an omelette.
00:30:49Gosia!
00:30:51It's just an omelette.
00:30:52I'm not a moron.
00:30:58Well, maybe I'll have a scrabble or two.
00:31:01Aren't we going to talk?
00:31:04When I get back,
00:31:05but I'll be late
00:31:06because I still have to do something.
00:31:07Wow.
00:31:08Did you forget?
00:31:09No.
00:31:10Fuck.
00:31:40Do you want me to kick your ass or not?
00:31:42Now you're talking.
00:31:43And you're kicking my ass.
00:31:47What the fuck was that?
00:31:50Did I wake you up?
00:31:53Wojtek is here.
00:32:05I didn't sleep.
00:32:06Do you feel sick?
00:32:07Can you see?
00:32:10Can you see that?
00:32:11I don't think you slept too long last night.
00:32:13Can you see that, too?
00:32:15If you didn't have those bags under your eyes,
00:32:17maybe you'd see what bags you have under your eyes.
00:32:20What, did it go wrong with the abortion?
00:32:23Worse.
00:32:24We didn't have an abortion
00:32:25and I'm pregnant.
00:32:26What?
00:32:29There won't be a bonus this year.
00:32:31Of course there will be a bonus.
00:32:32Of course there will be a bonus.
00:32:34Shut up.
00:32:35When you're pregnant,
00:32:36do the test first.
00:32:38So what?
00:32:40And what's the result?
00:32:41Maybe the test is a lie?
00:32:43I don't know.
00:32:44I've never done such a test.
00:32:45I'm as green as the earth in the desert.
00:32:48Although sometimes it happens.
00:32:49Some fata morgana.
00:32:51No, I have to have some confirmation.
00:32:54Will you go to the cinema with me?
00:32:55Of course.
00:33:04But what about the gynecologist?
00:33:05She did the test.
00:33:07Yes, but that's what women are like.
00:33:09A test isn't enough.
00:33:10She has to have a confirmation from the gynecologist.
00:33:15We have to scare the gynecologist
00:33:16to confirm that she's pregnant.
00:33:20But how are we going to get there?
00:33:22I was afraid to tell anyone.
00:33:24You should have told us.
00:33:26It was such a blunder.
00:33:27I know I shouldn't.
00:33:28But it's OK.
00:33:29We'll manage.
00:33:30There will be two of us.
00:33:31You and me.
00:33:33Really?
00:33:34Yes, we'll manage.
00:33:35Really?
00:33:36Yes, we will.
00:33:37Really?
00:33:38Yes, we will.
00:33:39Really?
00:33:40Yes, we will.
00:33:42I promise.
00:33:43Yes, we will.
00:33:44Then have a good sleep.
00:33:45And no more nonsense.
00:33:46I promise.
00:33:47I promise.
00:33:48Then have a good sleep.
00:33:49Don't worry, honey. Everything will be fine.
00:33:52We'll do as you say.
00:33:56So what? A threesome?
00:34:12Okay, let's get ready, because we're going to be late.
00:34:15What for?
00:34:16Who said there won't be a threesome?
00:34:21Threesome!
00:34:31Come in.
00:34:33Good morning.
00:34:37Good morning.
00:34:39I'll take one each.
00:34:41Good morning.
00:34:43I'll take one each.
00:34:45Basically, it's just women.
00:34:50Ela wanted to, but I know how guys look at her.
00:34:54And...
00:34:55Dude.
00:34:56I'm not going to look at her when she's sleeping and stand idly by her side.
00:35:00Okay.
00:35:01Please get ready for the threesome.
00:35:11Don't worry.
00:35:12I really ate my teeth at this job.
00:35:15Please leave the bathroom and go to the armchair.
00:35:18Doctor, maybe we don't have to examine her, because we're here...
00:35:21Excuse me.
00:35:22There's a problem with Mrs. Malinowska's card.
00:35:24Can you take a look at it?
00:35:25Yes, okay.
00:35:26Please go to the armchair and put your legs in the armchair.
00:35:29Please show me.
00:35:30And now, please lie down.
00:35:33There's a problem with Mrs. Malinowska's card.
00:35:35Can you take a look at it?
00:35:36Please show me.
00:35:37And now, please lie down.
00:36:02Tell me it's okay.
00:36:03It's okay.
00:36:04She'll be here in a minute.
00:36:05Okay.
00:36:06Please take a look at it.
00:36:07What does it say?
00:36:09There's only one left here.
00:36:11It's missing.
00:36:12The next patient will come at 4 p.m.
00:36:14Can you go for half an hour?
00:36:16Okay, at 4 p.m.
00:36:17I guess I'll have to take care of everything.
00:36:27And where is Mrs. Malinowska?
00:36:30She's in the armchair.
00:36:32Or in the bathroom downstairs.
00:36:36And?
00:36:40Please go to the armchair.
00:36:45Okay, I have everything.
00:36:46I'll be there in half an hour.
00:36:47Okay, fine.
00:36:48I'll manage.
00:36:49I don't think I'll see anything new.
00:36:50It's going to be a little cold.
00:36:56And?
00:36:57F**k.
00:37:01And what now?
00:37:02I was supposed to tell the guy she's pregnant.
00:37:07Give me the phone.
00:37:08Who do you want to call?
00:37:19Will you wait for me?
00:37:21If you want, I'll wait.
00:37:23I don't think you'll see me in the parking lot.
00:37:26Just don't do that in my car.
00:37:28Do I look pretty?
00:37:41Come in.
00:37:45Good morning.
00:37:46Good morning.
00:37:48And where is Dr. Krok?
00:37:49Dr. Krok had to leave for an urgent pregnancy.
00:37:52Today I will see her off.
00:37:54Krok!
00:37:55Krok!
00:37:58Krok!
00:38:15You're going to break this rubber.
00:38:21If it weren't for the rubber, I wouldn't have a job.
00:38:25Okay.
00:38:26Enough of this babbling.
00:38:29Let's see what's going on there.
00:38:38Is everything okay?
00:38:43I'm sorry.
00:38:44My dream...
00:38:46I...
00:38:47I...
00:38:48I...
00:38:49I...
00:38:50I...
00:38:51I...
00:38:52I'm sorry, but I'm already getting examined.
00:38:57There you go.
00:38:58You're pregnant.
00:39:00Congratulations.
00:39:02I'll prescribe the prescription.
00:39:04How did you know?
00:39:05Without examining?
00:39:08Why is it taking so long?
00:39:10I don't know.
00:39:11But I think the father knows what he's doing.
00:39:14I have 30 years of experience.
00:39:16I just look at a woman and I know right away if she's pregnant or not.
00:39:19One look.
00:39:21Big breasts.
00:39:22Enlarged breasts.
00:39:25Swollen bones.
00:39:27Active crotch,
00:39:29plastic baby drops.
00:39:34So I'm pregnant.
00:39:35Like a bullet.
00:39:41What was that?
00:39:43I just don't know.
00:39:44Why would a child dump?
00:39:47For the next visit, please arrange
00:39:49but directly to me.
00:39:51Is that necessary?
00:39:53Do giraffes live on trees?
00:39:55I'll write down your phone number
00:39:57and you'll be able to contact me at any time of the day and night.
00:39:59From 10 to 15.
00:40:05Okay, he's done.
00:40:07What about him?
00:40:09Should we leave him?
00:40:11Yes, but we won't leave him.
00:40:13Doctor, I'm...
00:40:15And he hasn't been drinking for two weeks.
00:40:37So your silence doesn't mean anything.
00:40:41Mommy! Mommy!
00:40:45Stupid daddy!
00:40:49You're not helping.
00:40:51Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
00:40:53But honestly, I'm not jealous.
00:40:55Thanks for the word of support.
00:40:57I mean, I'm not jealous.
00:40:59You're responsible and well-behaved,
00:41:01you can handle it,
00:41:03but I'd probably kill myself.
00:41:05No sex.
00:41:07Although, you know,
00:41:09it's hard for a new guy.
00:41:11Did you do it?
00:41:13Well, he asked how long I'd be parking,
00:41:15what I was supposed to do.
00:41:17So, of course, stop sleeping with him in my car.
00:41:19Oh, Jesus, you're puking on me,
00:41:21you're pissed because you're pregnant.
00:41:23What, maybe you're happy?
00:41:25Maybe even Wojtek will be happy.
00:41:35Woo!
00:41:37And it's done.
00:41:39What's done? What did you do?
00:41:41Well, the guy thinks he's pregnant.
00:41:43We won.
00:41:45We didn't win anything.
00:41:47We'll win if her thinking
00:41:49that she's pregnant will go on.
00:41:51I don't understand.
00:41:53Oh, you don't understand.
00:41:55You don't understand that if she realizes
00:41:57that she's not pregnant, she'll leave you?
00:41:59So what am I supposed to do again?
00:42:01Well, all that was to keep her thinking
00:42:03about being pregnant.
00:42:05She has to lose weight.
00:42:07She has to puke.
00:42:09So what am I supposed to do?
00:42:11Put her fingers in her throat every morning
00:42:13to make her puke?
00:42:15There are other ways to make someone puke.
00:42:17All right, show me your diet photo.
00:42:19It only works on you.
00:42:23So where can we find something to puke on?
00:42:35Good morning.
00:42:37Yes, sir?
00:42:39We need...
00:42:41Something...
00:42:43Something specific.
00:42:45A medicine?
00:42:47It's not a medicine.
00:42:49Yes, it's poison.
00:42:51I'll be honest.
00:42:53I need something to poison my pregnant girlfriend.
00:42:55Yes, to make her puke all the time.
00:42:57Security!
00:43:05What now?
00:43:07All right.
00:43:09I'll talk to my uncle.
00:43:11But let me speak.
00:43:17We've known each other for years.
00:43:19And for the first time
00:43:21you come to me
00:43:23asking for someone other than you.
00:43:27I don't even remember
00:43:29when you invited me for coffee.
00:43:31Although my brother
00:43:33is your father.
00:43:39Let's be honest.
00:43:41You don't want my friendship.
00:43:45And now
00:43:47you come to...
00:43:49What day is it?
00:43:51Tuesday.
00:43:53Yes, Tuesday.
00:43:55On Tuesday.
00:43:57And you want to buy new diapers.
00:43:59And you want to buy new diapers.
00:44:03Since you haven't paid for the previous batch yet.
00:44:05And to buy...
00:44:07I've told you too much.
00:44:09I've told you enough.
00:44:17Cheese fibres.
00:44:21Cheese fibres.
00:44:23Cheese fibres.
00:44:25Why don't they separate
00:44:27the cheese fibres from the cheese?
00:44:29All right,
00:44:31then my uncle will take care of it.
00:44:33Or should I go to someone else?
00:44:35It would be tastier.
00:44:45But don't pour it on my father.
00:44:47I don't like him.
00:44:49But I don't wish him so badly.
00:44:51Don't worry.
00:44:53It's only for my girl.
00:44:55Thank you, uncle.
00:44:57But now you have to find
00:44:59every opportunity to pour it on food.
00:45:01Every opportunity
00:45:03to pour it on food.
00:45:07Why are you
00:45:09talking so strangely?
00:45:13I was riding a motorcycle.
00:45:17I accidentally swallowed a donkey.
00:45:21It bit me in the tongue
00:45:25and swallowed me.
00:45:27Probably not only in the tongue.
00:45:29What?
00:45:31Family ties.
00:45:33We have to run away.
00:45:35What?
00:45:51Gosia!
00:45:53Are you here?
00:45:57Why are you so quiet?
00:46:01Did something happen?
00:46:03Yes, something happened.
00:46:05You were right. I'm pregnant.
00:46:07Damn.
00:46:09Seriously?
00:46:11But I had a nose.
00:46:13Yes, you had a nose.
00:46:15And what are we going to do now?
00:46:19Sandwiches.
00:46:23Sandwiches?
00:46:25Are you talking about serious decisions
00:46:27about sandwiches?
00:46:29But these are serious things.
00:46:31You can't go alone now.
00:46:33You have to go with two people.
00:46:35Maybe you're not hungry,
00:46:37but baby food can make you hungry.
00:46:41Baby food is maybe half a centimeter now.
00:46:43Half a centimeter or not,
00:46:45but you have to eat.
00:46:47And you have to rest.
00:46:49Close the door on the couch
00:46:51and I'll make you dinner.
00:47:01Will you explain it to me?
00:47:03I'll bring him these papers.
00:47:05I shouldn't worry,
00:47:07because I have a long holiday.
00:47:09I don't know.
00:47:11I need a few days
00:47:13to digest it.
00:47:15Speaking of digestion,
00:47:17Wojtek is making me dinner.
00:47:21Okay, Patrycja,
00:47:23I have to go. Bye.
00:47:27So?
00:47:29Do you have any culinary experiences?
00:47:31It depends on what you've prepared for me.
00:47:35Watching Gessler,
00:47:37Makłowicz, Basiura, Okrasa,
00:47:39Pascal and Jamie
00:47:41wasn't in vain.
00:47:43Sandwiches with cheese.
00:47:47Well, a gift sandwich
00:47:49doesn't look like cheese.
00:47:51Sigh.
00:47:57It tastes weird.
00:47:59What did you add?
00:48:01What was I supposed to add?
00:48:03Only love.
00:48:05No, try it.
00:48:07It's weird.
00:48:09I have my own.
00:48:11Okay, change it.
00:48:13What? Mine are the same.
00:48:15But mine are weird.
00:48:17Okay, never mind.
00:48:19No, honey,
00:48:21now you have to eat for two.
00:48:23Eat them all.
00:48:25But I don't like it.
00:48:27Maybe it's because
00:48:29you're pregnant
00:48:31and now the same things
00:48:33taste different.
00:48:35I don't know.
00:48:37Okay, never mind.
00:48:39Sandwiches with sandwiches.
00:48:41Do we have to prepare
00:48:43for this baby?
00:48:45How?
00:48:47Where's the room for the baby?
00:48:49Shopping, diapers,
00:48:51diapers,
00:48:53toys?
00:48:57No?
00:48:59Don't worry.
00:49:01We have plenty of time.
00:49:03Okay, but
00:49:05I could find a job.
00:49:07Sorry, but with my salary
00:49:09and the baby on board,
00:49:11it's not going to be easy.
00:49:13Do you want to move to a ship?
00:49:15Jesus,
00:49:17you confused me
00:49:19with this ship.
00:49:25Will you find
00:49:27a job?
00:49:31I think I'll have to.
00:49:45Hello?
00:49:57Can you talk?
00:49:59I can, but I'm in the bathroom and I'm eating.
00:50:01Okay, don't say anything else.
00:50:03I don't want to know the details.
00:50:05My father made me a diet
00:50:07and I'm taking care of it.
00:50:09It's the only place I can eat in peace.
00:50:11What's going on?
00:50:13I don't know.
00:50:15Tell me, I don't know what's going on.
00:50:17She's going crazy
00:50:19about this pregnancy.
00:50:21That's what you mean, right?
00:50:25She wants to prepare
00:50:27for the baby.
00:50:29Shopping, diapers,
00:50:31a room for the baby.
00:50:33I have to find a job.
00:50:35So?
00:50:37I didn't want it.
00:50:39I wanted to keep her with me,
00:50:41but I don't know what to do.
00:50:43I don't know.
00:50:45She's bitter.
00:50:47She wanted to dump you
00:50:49because you didn't want to change.
00:50:53We bought you some time
00:50:55so you could think about your life
00:50:57and change it a bit.
00:50:59But I'm not ready for it.
00:51:01I don't know if it was a good idea.
00:51:03I don't know what to do.
00:51:05Give me some advice.
00:51:07I don't know.
00:51:09I really don't know.
00:51:11I don't know what to tell you.
00:51:13Wojtek,
00:51:15think about what you want
00:51:17and then you'll know what to do.
00:51:19Thanks.
00:51:21Bye.
00:51:39Bye.
00:51:55Are you asleep?
00:51:57No.
00:52:03What are you thinking about?
00:52:05Guess.
00:52:09Are you scared?
00:52:15Yes.
00:52:29We can do it.
00:52:33We barely did it
00:52:35when we were kids.
00:52:40What are you thinking about?
00:52:46I don't know if I should tell you.
00:52:50Tell me.
00:52:56Before I found out
00:52:58that I was pregnant,
00:53:00our relationship
00:53:02didn't answer me
00:53:04if you know what I'm thinking about.
00:53:07I think I know.
00:53:15Yes.
00:53:22Well, I was lazy.
00:53:27I've been deceiving you all day.
00:53:32You probably wanted to leave me.
00:53:37But because of this pregnancy
00:53:39you decided to give me one more chance.
00:53:46You'll see.
00:53:49You won't regret it.
00:53:52Really?
00:53:59You won't be lazy?
00:54:02I won't.
00:54:05You won't find a job?
00:54:09I will.
00:54:13You won't change?
00:54:18I will.
00:54:24I was so scared
00:54:26that I was lying to you
00:54:28that I wanted to do something with you.
00:54:31I'm sorry.
00:54:33I won't hide anything from you anymore.
00:54:35I won't lie to you.
00:54:39That's good, honey.
00:54:42What about you?
00:54:44What about me?
00:54:47Will you promise
00:54:49that you won't hide anything from me?
00:54:52Of course.
00:54:55And that you won't lie to me?
00:54:58I promise.
00:55:00What?
00:55:03I promise
00:55:05that I'll never lie to you.
00:55:09I love you.
00:55:14And now show me
00:55:16that you haven't crossed any clear lines.
00:55:33Oh.
00:56:03I love you.
00:56:33I love you.
00:57:03I love you.
00:57:05I love you.
00:57:33I love you.
00:57:59We have to go to them today.
00:58:01We have to go to them today.
00:58:03And think about tearing the bandage off.
00:58:05One quick move and you're done.
00:58:07But your seniors don't like me.
00:58:09I wonder how they'll react
00:58:11to the fact that I'm pregnant with you.
00:58:15What?
00:58:17Calm down, Vitus.
00:58:19You're pregnant?
00:58:21That's what she said.
00:58:23With him?
00:58:25Yes, Dad, with Wojtek.
00:58:27With this...
00:58:29I wonder what to call
00:58:31this unemployed,
00:58:33eternally honest criminal.
00:58:35I think you've figured out
00:58:37his character.
00:58:39How did it happen?
00:58:41You know,
00:58:43maybe not while eating.
00:58:45Gosiu, ask this idiot of yours,
00:58:47the unmarried one,
00:58:49to shut up.
00:58:51Shut up?
00:58:53Yes.
00:58:55Gosiu, listen,
00:58:57the bandage?
00:58:59You have to...
00:59:01Now!
00:59:11But how could you
00:59:13let this...
00:59:15this...
00:59:17this...
00:59:19this...
00:59:21this...
00:59:23this...
00:59:25We've been living together for five years,
00:59:27so I thought maybe it's better
00:59:29with him than with some cashier from Biedry.
00:59:33At least you'd have access
00:59:35to freshers.
00:59:37Vitus, I'm not joking.
00:59:39I'm not joking.
00:59:41Biedry employees can always come up with something,
00:59:43and it's very hard to resist.
00:59:45Listen, we'll talk,
00:59:47but calmly.
00:59:49Are you crazy?
00:59:51But what do you mean?
00:59:53We fell in love. It happens.
00:59:55It wasn't a big tragedy.
00:59:57Not yet.
00:59:59But when you're born,
01:00:01it will happen.
01:00:03How?
01:00:09Alinka,
01:00:11how much does a scrubber cost now?
01:00:13What?
01:00:15I don't know, when Jacek was scrubbed last year,
01:00:17he had to wake up at 2 a.m.
01:00:19So,
01:00:21if I didn't pay
01:00:23for the car insurance
01:00:25and drove to work
01:00:27by car for a year,
01:00:29I mean by tram,
01:00:31for a year,
01:00:33maybe we'd have
01:00:35two kids.
01:00:37No, stop it.
01:00:39Unless Marian did it for her.
01:00:41Veterinarian.
01:00:43No, I just said maybe.
01:00:45No, please, stop it.
01:00:47I love Wojtek.
01:00:49And I'll give birth to this
01:00:51pretty, pink scrubber.
01:00:53I'm 30 years old
01:00:55and you won't tell me what to do.
01:00:57I can take care of myself.
01:01:01Listen, dear, let's talk,
01:01:03OK?
01:01:05I'll leave you for a while.
01:01:07But don't teach her the calendar now,
01:01:09because unfortunately it's too late for that.
01:01:17OK.
01:01:35So?
01:01:37So what?
01:01:39You know,
01:01:41a child is a great responsibility.
01:01:43My old man always said
01:01:45a small child is a small trouble,
01:01:47a big child is a big trouble.
01:01:51Well,
01:01:53and that's it.
01:01:59Are you going to fire Bronka?
01:02:01I shouldn't.
01:02:03I'm driving him.
01:02:05OK, answer.
01:02:07I'm driving him to the car
01:02:09to take us home.
01:02:11I don't have a driving license.
01:02:13But I'll buy it.
01:02:15I mean,
01:02:17I'll do it.
01:02:21Poor girl.
01:02:23Poor girl.
01:02:25Let's talk,
01:02:27OK?
01:02:29Like mother and daughter.
01:02:31We women have to stick together,
01:02:33no matter what.
01:02:35So what?
01:02:37Do you accept my situation?
01:02:39Do we have a choice?
01:02:41And you won't send me
01:02:43to the vet?
01:02:45No, I won't.
01:02:47So what did you want to talk about?
01:02:49About nothing.
01:02:51I just wanted to hug you.
01:02:57That's nice.
01:03:01And when I was pregnant with you
01:03:03and told my mom about it,
01:03:05she reacted exactly like I did just now.
01:03:07Only after that she wasn't so nice anymore.
01:03:09Well,
01:03:11Grandma doesn't like me very much.
01:03:13Don't worry, I don't either.
01:03:17I want to tell you
01:03:19that I know how it is.
01:03:23When you raise a child
01:03:27and everyone is against you
01:03:29and no one helps you,
01:03:33you can always count on me and Dad.
01:03:35If you need anything,
01:03:37we're always here for you.
01:03:41But you live 4 hours away from us.
01:03:45I know.
01:03:47And I'm happy.
01:03:49My parents never liked me,
01:03:51so I don't care
01:03:53that they still talk to me now.
01:03:57I don't know if it was a good idea.
01:03:59Getting her pregnant with me
01:04:01is one thing,
01:04:03but changing the test,
01:04:05putting her on drugs,
01:04:07and feeding her this shit to make her puke...
01:04:09Dude,
01:04:11it's too much for me.
01:04:13What if something happens to her?
01:04:15What if she gets poisoned?
01:04:17I have to finish.
01:04:19Someone's coming.
01:04:21I'm coming!
01:04:31Why are you so gloomy?
01:04:33How are you feeling?
01:04:35What?
01:04:37No, I'm just talking to my parents.
01:04:41Don't worry.
01:04:43Everything's fine.
01:04:45You think so?
01:04:47Of course.
01:04:49You have me.
01:05:03I love you.
01:05:29Does that turn out?
01:05:33Ouch!
01:05:35What is it?
01:05:37Ouch, ouch, ouch!
01:05:39What's wrong?
01:05:41My stomach hurts.
01:05:43What?
01:05:45It's been hurting since the beginning.
01:05:47Why didn't you tell me earlier?
01:05:49I thought it was normal.
01:05:51But if it hurts,
01:05:53we have to go to the doctor.
01:05:55Do you think you can walk?
01:05:59Ouch, ouch, ouch!
01:06:01Jesus, it's my fault.
01:06:03Ouch!
01:06:05How is it your fault?
01:06:07I'm sorry.
01:06:09I touched your shit.
01:06:11Ouch!
01:06:13What did you do?
01:06:15I don't know.
01:06:17But why?
01:06:19Don't hit me.
01:06:21To make you believe you're pregnant.
01:06:23I am pregnant.
01:06:25You're not.
01:06:27I got you.
01:06:29I didn't want you to leave me.
01:06:31I changed your pregnancy test.
01:06:33The gynecologist pretended to be your father.
01:06:35Then I pushed you in.
01:06:37I'm sorry.
01:06:39It's my fault.
01:06:41We have to go to the doctor.
01:06:43It's too late.
01:06:45What?
01:06:47I think something broke.
01:06:53Gosia?
01:06:55Gosia?
01:06:57Gosia?
01:06:59Gosia?
01:07:01Don't be silly.
01:07:03Gosia?
01:07:05Wake up.
01:07:07Gosia, wake up.
01:07:09Gosia?
01:07:11Gosia, wake up.
01:07:13I beg you.
01:07:17Gosia, if you wake up,
01:07:19I promise you I'll change.
01:07:21Gosia, wake up.
01:07:23I'll be a better man.
01:07:25I'll find a job.
01:07:27Gosia, wake up.
01:07:29Please don't die.
01:07:31I won't work on a ship.
01:07:33Gosia,
01:07:35wake up.
01:07:37I'll get you a license.
01:07:39God, what have I done?
01:07:41Gosia?
01:07:43God, please.
01:07:45Do something.
01:07:47I'll be a better man.
01:07:49I'll love her.
01:07:51I'll take care of her.
01:07:53I'll take care of her every day.
01:07:55God,
01:07:57Gosia, I love you.
01:07:59Do you hear me?
01:08:03I hear you.
01:08:09God,
01:08:11you're alive.
01:08:13Leave me alone.
01:08:15I'm not.
01:08:17I got you pregnant.
01:08:19But how?
01:08:21I overheard your conversation with the ship.
01:08:23Did you?
01:08:31What you just said,
01:08:33was it the most serious?
01:08:35The most serious in the world.
01:08:37You'll find a job
01:08:39and you'll end up on the couch.
01:08:41I'll throw the couch out the window.
01:08:43It's a gift from God.
01:08:45I'll set it.
01:08:47I'll change it.
01:08:49You'll never lie to me again?
01:08:51I promise.
01:08:53I'll think about it.
01:08:55Don't lie to me.
01:08:57I said I'll think about it.
01:09:01You won't leave me.
01:09:03At least not now.
01:09:05Now?
01:09:07But you're under censorship.
01:09:09Give me a kiss.
01:09:11No.
01:09:13How could you do this to me?
01:09:17Do you really want to talk about it?
01:09:21Okay, I'm sorry.
01:09:39I think everything ended well.
01:09:41It looks like it.
01:09:43He found a job.
01:09:45He's working in his car.
01:09:47He got a job.
01:09:49You see,
01:09:51all you need is to die
01:09:53and he'll get a job.
01:09:55I know it was mean.
01:09:57Mean?
01:09:59It was what he did to you.
01:10:01He could've poisoned you.
01:10:03We're going to check if the powder
01:10:05didn't harm me.
01:10:07It'll be fine.
01:10:11When the doctor says
01:10:13the results are fine
01:10:15and the powder didn't harm her,
01:10:17maybe he'll forgive me.
01:10:21I don't buy from him anymore.
01:10:23I'm out of needles.
01:10:25What happened?
01:10:29My father found a whole package.
01:10:31He got angry because he thought
01:10:33they were M&M's.
01:10:35He's been sleeping for three days.
01:10:37I don't even want to think
01:10:39I see you're not interested either.
01:10:43Okay, it should be ready.
01:10:45Try it.
01:10:53I see I don't know French either.
01:10:57Because he's French.
01:10:59Right?
01:11:01I don't know.
01:11:03Yeah.
01:11:05But at least I have a job
01:11:07and he'll forgive me.
01:11:09God, and most importantly,
01:11:11there's no weed.
01:11:13Dude,
01:11:15she's pregnant.
01:11:17Be ready to be a father.
01:11:19Oh no, man.
01:11:21These are two different things.
01:11:23You know,
01:11:25changing diapers,
01:11:27sleepless nights,
01:11:29pegs, strollers, gondolas.
01:11:31No, no, no.
01:11:33I'm not ready for that yet.
01:11:37So, doctor, how are the results?
01:11:39Didn't the powder that Gosia took
01:11:41because of a complete mistake
01:11:43have a big impact on her health?
01:11:45Everything's okay.
01:11:47The substance you were taking
01:11:49was eucodium.
01:11:51It's a powdered anti-cough medicine
01:11:53with side effects
01:11:55like headache,
01:11:57vomiting.
01:11:59So she's fine.
01:12:01It wasn't dangerous at all.
01:12:03Shut up.
01:12:05It's not dangerous.
01:12:07It shouldn't be in my body.
01:12:09It's not dangerous for you,
01:12:11but a long-term medication
01:12:13could have an effect on the baby.
01:12:15My child would be fine.
01:12:17I'm not a child anymore.
01:12:19I know.
01:12:21But I'm talking about your child.
01:12:23Your child.
01:12:25No, we don't have a child.
01:12:27Besides, if we did,
01:12:29we'd keep her away from pills.
01:12:31Excuse me, what are you talking about?
01:12:33Didn't you know about it?
01:12:35You're in your fifth or sixth pregnancy.
01:12:43Okay.
01:12:45We'll need a document
01:12:47confirming that you're a real doctor.
01:13:03We're too young to talk about forever.
01:13:05Talk about the weather
01:13:07to know any better.
01:13:09I just want to laugh
01:13:11until I can't breathe.
01:13:13Midnight moonlight dancing,
01:13:15never getting enough sleep
01:13:17all the whole night through.
01:13:19Midnight moonlight dancing,
01:13:21never getting enough sleep
01:13:23all the whole night through.
01:13:25Midnight moonlight dancing,
01:13:27never getting enough sleep
01:13:29all the whole night through.
01:13:31And we could count the distant tumbling stars
01:13:33from the roof of our cars,
01:13:35letting go of our hearts.
01:13:37Close your eyes,
01:13:39pretend that it's your first kiss.
01:13:41Darling, can you feel it?
01:13:43Oh, so ignorant bliss
01:13:45all the whole night through.
01:13:47Cause we don't want to grow up.
01:13:49We don't want to grow up.
01:13:51We don't want to grow up.
01:13:53We don't want to grow up.
01:13:55We don't want to grow up.
01:13:57We don't want to grow up.
01:13:59We don't want to grow up.
01:14:03We just want to be young.
01:14:07Play and make believe,
01:14:09come and rescue me.
01:14:11Feel the sun on my skin and scream.
01:14:13We don't want to grow up.
01:14:17We just want to have fun.
01:14:23Wild and free,
01:14:25maybe we could dream
01:14:27but I've never seen.
01:14:29I don't want to grow up.
01:14:39Baby, could we
01:14:41misbehave a bit more?
01:14:43Never know what's in store
01:14:45when we're rowdy and bored.
01:14:47Honey,
01:14:49can we catch some
01:14:51floating fireflies?
01:14:53Let them light our way tonight
01:14:55through the neverland skies
01:14:57all the whole night through.