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00:00I'm gonna prove to you and everybody else that I'm 100% healed and ready for action.
00:07The barber's back!
00:09Brutus the barber beefcake, two years ago your face was shattered in a parasailing accident.
00:16But tonight, that's gonna be the least of your worries!
00:19I don't think that's necessary. There's no need for that baby.
00:22Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, would you please stop worrying?
00:25Everything's going to be just fine.
00:27Stop worrying. Everything's going to be just fine.
00:52Welcome to Monday Night Raw!
00:55There's a raucous crowd here in the Manhattan Center.
00:59They're ready for action.
01:01Tell everyone I've been prepared along with Rob Bartlett and the Macho Man Randy Savage.
01:06And gentlemen, tonight, among the many great matches we will see,
01:09the comeback of Brutus the barber beefcake,
01:12squaring off against the Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase,
01:15and a 16-man over-the-top rope battle royal.
01:18But if anybody knows anything about comebacks, it's you, Macho.
01:22As far as I'm concerned, Brutus the barber beefcake is making the comeback of the century award.
01:27And when he gets into that squared circle, I'm telling you, expect the unexpected, but I hope not.
01:33He's got the blessings of two men looking over his shoulder.
01:36One is the big man upstairs, and the other is Hulk Hogan.
01:39And if that's not a tag team that's tough to beat, I don't know what is.
01:44All right, and Rob Bartlett, there was talk about you entering the battle royal earlier. I don't know.
01:48I don't want to soil the suit.
01:51Here we go with the action, and here come the Steiner Brothers.
01:54Yeah!
01:55Yeah!
01:56Yeah!
01:57Yeah!
01:58Yeah!
01:59The following contest is a tag team attraction,
02:02scheduled for one fall.
02:04Entering the ring from Detroit, Michigan,
02:07and a total weight of 510 pounds,
02:10Rick and Scott,
02:12the Steiner Brothers.
02:16Their opponents, at a total combined weight of 471 pounds,
02:21the team of Glenn Bruce and Bobby Hoo!
02:26Who?
02:28Bobby who?
02:30Third base.
02:32Yeah, played for the Orioles, didn't he?
02:34No, who's on first? What's on second?
02:37The Steiner Brothers.
02:39They know who's on first.
02:41Starting things off with the Steiner Brothers team is Scott, by the way.
02:45What sort of an outfit?
02:47Nice arm drag takedown by Scott.
02:49What sort of an outfit do you call that you're wearing tonight, Rod?
02:52The outfit I'm wearing or the outfit he's wearing?
02:54The outfit you're wearing. You look like Al Capone investments.
02:57Well, thank you very much. It's a New York look.
03:00Is it really?
03:02And Macho Man Randy Savage,
03:04conspicuous by his silence.
03:06Apparently, we have a little microphone problem.
03:08Silence, you've got to be out of your mind.
03:10I can't get this thing to work.
03:11And Glenn Bruce looks like he's going to have a problem.
03:13Look at the fall of Nelson.
03:15And, oh, no!
03:17That was an admiral, Nelson.
03:19What a suplex by Scott Steiner.
03:23The Steiner Brothers are awesome.
03:26You should talk about what you're wearing, Vince.
03:28What I'm wearing?
03:29This Bat Masterson look you've got going for yourself.
03:32The Mississippi Riverboat captain.
03:34And here comes Rick Steiner.
03:37Thanks a lot for letting me know we were preempted last week, too.
03:40You were here?
03:41Yeah, me, two chihuahuas, and an Airedale.
03:45Well, the week before last,
03:47you left with a couple of dogs as well, I hope.
03:50At any event, knee lift here.
03:52And Rick Steiner knocking down Mr. Who.
03:58And there's another form of a suplex.
04:00Belly to belly.
04:01Macho Man Randy Savage trying to adjust his microphone
04:04as Scott Steiner adjusts the...
04:07Get the rest of us around here right now.
04:10The problem is, Randy, you've got to be a little smarter
04:13than the electrical equipment.
04:15Dropkick!
04:18Randy Savage having problems here with his microphone.
04:22Just like the tag team combination opposing the Steiner Brothers
04:26are having their problems.
04:27McMahon's got one.
04:28Bartlett's got one.
04:29They're talking up a storm.
04:30Where's my microphone?
04:32I'm gonna call the action right now.
04:33Tagging in front of him, Rick Steiner coming in.
04:35All the way from the top rope.
04:37Oh, my God, I'm out of here.
04:39Does that hurt?
04:40Does that hurt?
04:41Does that hurt?
04:48Get somebody out here right now.
04:51By the way, Rob?
04:52Yeah?
04:53Did you get any Valentine's Day's gifts?
04:55Just a heart that had been sat on by Yokozuna.
04:59Oh, I see.
05:00He'd never lived.
05:01He'd eaten a goo-goo cluster.
05:03That's seen the behind of a 505-pound Oriental man.
05:08There's only one Yokozuna who's headed to WrestleMania,
05:12headed to Caesar's Palace to face the WWF champions.
05:20At WrestleMania, of course.
05:22And right now, Mr. Who with a forearm.
05:24Series off him now.
05:26Oh, my.
05:27One hard right hand knocks Mr. Who right back down to the canvas.
05:31And his brother, Mr. What?
05:33Mr. Who, and what a close call.
05:36What a close line.
05:39Who's down?
05:41Mr. Who, no what?
05:43Third base.
05:45Scott Steiner hooking up Mr. Who.
05:49And Who for the ride.
05:50Down to the canvas again.
05:52I like that Junior Samples pantsuit he's got going for him there.
05:57Uh-oh.
05:58This could be real trouble here.
06:00That's where no man's gone before.
06:02From the top rope.
06:04What a bulldog.
06:06And a cover by Scott.
06:08A count of three.
06:09This looks historic.
06:12Randy Steiner still adjusting his microphone.
06:16Somebody give me a microphone before I tip the ring over.
06:20Scott wrecked.
06:22And the Steiner brothers date.
06:25Somebody don't give me a microphone.
06:26I'm gonna take your bar left.
06:28Let's take you now to a special WrestleMania report.
06:31Hopefully the macho man will have his microphone fixed by the time we get back.
06:34Hi again, everybody.
06:46This WrestleMania report on Valentine's weekend.
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07:01Recently I spent a considerable amount of time in Las Vegas, Nevada.
07:05A city that's synonymous with action has now become the family entertainment capital of the world.
07:12And Las Vegas has never been more excited about any mega event than they are for WrestleMania IX.
07:18Sunday, April the 4th in the arena at Caesar's Palace.
07:22We're anticipating fans coming from literally all over the world.
07:26And the good news, as I speak to you, tickets are available for this once-a-year spectacular.
07:32Make the biggest weekend of the year at WrestleMania IX by calling toll-free 1-800-634-6698.
07:41There isn't a bad seat of the house at Caesar's.
07:44Charged by phone with that all-important telephone call.
07:48What a main event.
07:50As it stands right now,
07:52World Wrestling Federation champion Bret the Hitman Hart
07:55will be defending against the man who won the Royal Rumble in Sacramento,
07:59505-pound Japanese superstar Yokozuna.
08:04Coincidentally, Yokozuna managed by Mr. Fuji.
08:07But that's not all.
08:09Here's two matches just inked for WrestleMania by World Wrestling Federation officials.
08:14The Undertaker will be locking up against the 8-foot tall Giant Gonzalez.
08:21I'm sure you all recall the altercation between these two men at the Royal Rumble.
08:26In addition, the big man from Kona, Hawaii, Crush,
08:30has his chance for revenge against Doink the Clown.
08:34None of us will ever forget how Doink nailed Crush from behind.
08:38As a matter of fact, just now, weeks after this incident, Crush is returning to action.
08:44Folks, I gotta tell you, tickets are moving fast but are still available.
08:48I know you wouldn't forgive yourself if you thought you could experience
08:51the greatest WrestleMania of all time.
08:54So don't delay.
08:55Charge by phone, 1-800-634-6698.
09:00Don't miss the pageantry, all of the excitement
09:04from the family entertainment capital of the world,
09:07Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas.
09:09Circle the state Sunday, April the 4th.
09:12Don't miss WrestleMania.
09:15Pretty Flowers here on Monday Night Raw.
09:18For one fall.
09:20Approaching the ring with Mr. Fujii.
09:23Uh-huh.
09:24Here's a man headed to WrestleMania.
09:27He could be the next World Wrestling Federation champion.
09:30Yokozuna.
09:31Yokozuna versus Godzilla, right?
09:33Oh, no.
09:35Red Heart, hardly Godzilla.
09:38Ross Greenberg.
09:41Oh, my goodness.
09:42Greenberg.
09:43Oh, my God.
09:44It's moving towards us.
09:48Take a look at the girth of Yokozuna, 505 pounds.
09:55It doesn't matter how you get to WrestleMania,
09:57whether you're riding in a rickshaw, train, bus, plane.
10:01In your case, Bartlett, hitchhiking.
10:03It doesn't matter as long as you're there.
10:06It's a WWF.
10:07Caesar's Palace.
10:08Butt cam.
10:09I beg your pardon?
10:10You've heard of Asia Minor.
10:11This is Asia Major.
10:13This microphone is a major problem.
10:17And just a few moments.
10:19She's getting out of time, huh?
10:21In time for what?
10:22Before he eats her.
10:26Well, no comment there.
10:29But take a look now at Yokozuna.
10:32It's uncooked.
10:33Uncalled for.
10:35And if Randy Savage could say something, he would.
10:37Unbelievable.
10:38Macho, we have to get that microphone fixed.
10:41Macho Man Randy Savage is going nuts here, ladies and gentlemen,
10:44on Monday Night Raw.
10:46I would not want to be the producer of this show.
10:49I wish somebody knew what they were doing around here.
10:52Oh, there's the full moon from the land of the rising sun.
10:55Yokozuna, an extraordinarily gifted athlete.
10:59You talk about moving 500 pounds around.
11:03Yokozuna, the number one contender for the World Wrestling
11:06Federation Championship against Ross Greenberg.
11:10Doesn't he have something to do with HBO?
11:12Ross Greenberg?
11:13I guess not.
11:14Oh, he had his own one night stand, I think.
11:16Yeah, your last stand is when I grab your microphone, Bartlett.
11:22And the ring begins to shake a little bit as Yokozuna.
11:25What is that for?
11:27To stop hanging down?
11:29Well, I guess it means he's ready for the match.
11:32And, oh, my!
11:35Greenberg going down to the canvas.
11:38Harare!
11:39Harare!
11:40Harare!
11:41And advice from Mr. Fuji, much like the advice Mr. Fuji was giving Yokozuna
11:46when many of you saw Yokozuna do a number, oh, my, on Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
11:52Mr. Duggan, of course, having a distinction of being the first man
11:55in single competition to ever knock Yokozuna off his feet.
12:01But, boy, did Duggan pay the price.
12:03We'll have an update a little bit later on right after this matchup.
12:06Oh, no!
12:11I think Yokozuna's, that wedgie thing he's got going,
12:13that's got to be uncomfortable, doesn't he?
12:15Why didn't he just pull it out?
12:17I mean-
12:18USA!
12:19Are you referring to the-
12:21USA!
12:22Yes, I suppose you are.
12:23That little ribbon he's got going up there.
12:25Look at that one hand!
12:26Ross Greenberg flies through the air!
12:29Look out where that comes!
12:31Oh!
12:34Did you get the license plate of the truck that hit me?
12:38You've got to be ripping thick, this thing!
12:40Macho Man Randy Savage still going nuts,
12:42trying to get to the microphone.
12:45And look at this!
12:49Forget about it.
12:52Okay.
12:55Yeah, you know, I've said that so many times.
12:57Really?
12:58Yeah.
12:59In the translation?
13:00I have no idea.
13:04Hey, Macho, leave it!
13:05Hey!
13:08Give me that!
13:09Macho Man Randy Savage battling Bartlett here for his microphone.
13:13Let's go back to the replay.
13:15Oh!
13:16Can we get, like, the Jaws of Life?
13:18Get that guy out of there?
13:21Yokozuna!
13:22Give him the mic!
13:23Give him the microphone!
13:25Get him!
13:26Randy Savage now has Rob Bartlett's mic.
13:30Now it really is Monday Night Raw,
13:32on Good Uncensored,
13:34and now Bartlett, you're on mic, got it?
13:36Let's take you to a special report.
13:39Hey, Randy, give me that back. Come on.
13:47Hello, everyone.
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14:02including, but to name a few,
14:04Mr Perfect, Razor Ramon,
14:06the reigning champion Bret Hart,
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14:10Now, the devious one, Mr Fuji,
14:12has made it well known that his huge sumo star, Yokozuna,
14:17has never been knocked off his feet in singles combat.
14:21However, last week on World Wrestling Federation Superstars,
14:25Hacksaw Jim Duggan took on this daunting challenge.
14:29Let us go back to that action.
14:32It soon became a titanic struggle of patriotic issues,
14:37USA versus Japan.
14:39In the opening minutes, Duggan was painfully unsuccessful.
14:46But then, quite suddenly, he appeared to make progress.
14:52Here we go now, ready for our third collision,
14:55and Jim Duggan...
14:57Jim Duggan firing out of the hole,
14:59and Yokozuna, wait a minute, Duggan's going down!
15:02No, no, no! Duggan's going down!
15:04Whoa!
15:05Inspired by a partisan crowd,
15:07he gathered momentum and steeled himself
15:10for yet another superhuman effort.
15:15Oh, a clothesline!
15:17Duggan, Duggan, Duggan got it!
15:19Duggan, he's going down!
15:21He's going down, yes!
15:23Yes!
15:24He did it! He did it!
15:27Listen to this crowd!
15:32With a capacity crowd up on their feet,
15:35a triumphant Hacksaw Jim Duggan
15:38began a premature second round.
15:41Hacksaw Jim Duggan began a premature celebration.
15:48It's full of salt!
15:49He's fizzling in Pearl Harbor, I guarantee you!
15:52Wait a minute!
15:53Turn around, Duggan!
15:55The fans are pointing at Yokozuna!
15:57Turn around, Jim!
15:58Hacksaw Jim Duggan's on!
16:00Oh, no!
16:01I can't believe that!
16:04Throwing that salt squarely into the eyes
16:07by Hacksaw Jim Duggan!
16:09Once the merciless Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna
16:13had their prey wounded,
16:15they went straight for the kill.
16:22Finally, USA pride was shaken to its very roots
16:28with this abasement of all glory.
16:31Buster!
16:36And then, with a shocked crowd chanting USA
16:41in support of their fallen hero,
16:43all that was left of Jim Duggan
16:46was sadly carted away.
17:02Hacksaw Jim Duggan,
17:04last week, you fought out like everyone
17:07when facing my Yokozuna.
17:09Not only did he defeat you,
17:11but he squashed, squashed, and squashed you!
17:15Yes!
17:17Yes!
17:19Yes!
17:23Hacksaw Jim Duggan
17:24taking an unbelievable drubbing
17:26from that mammoth proportion Yokozuna
17:28And speaking of mammoth, ladies and gentlemen,
17:30there was an individual who wanted to enter
17:32the 16-man over-the-top rope battle royale
17:34we're gonna see here a little bit later on tonight.
17:36And all 16 competitors,
17:37when they heard Giant Gonzalez wanted to enter,
17:40what did they all say?
17:41The intimidation factor set in,
17:44and they said that they would get out.
17:46No way!
17:47No way!
17:48They would have nothing to do.
17:49As great as these 16 competitors are,
17:51they would have nothing to do with Giant Gonzalez.
17:54Let's take you back to the ring.
17:57Let's take you back to last Saturday's
17:59WWF Superstars and show you why.
18:02Dig it.
18:10Oh, look at this!
18:11Somebody's gonna come in the ring,
18:13whether they want to or not.
18:15Spicoli.
18:16Look at the Giant.
18:18Boy, he sure likes what he does.
18:20Huh?
18:21Look at this.
18:22The Giant reached right out and grabbed Spicoli.
18:26The other two individuals,
18:27very, very reticent to get near the Giant.
18:31Come on, rest. Get in there.
18:32His face is redder than Tatanka's hair right now.
18:35Nobody wants to get near this guy.
18:37The official intimidated by this 8-foot Giant Gonzalez.
18:43Well, if the Undertaker's intimidated by him,
18:45don't you expect the official to be?
18:47The Undertaker is not intimidated by him.
18:49He got the jump on him in that Royal Rumble.
18:51We're gonna see what happens in Las Vegas
18:53at WrestleMania 9.
18:54The last time I saw The Undertaker,
18:56this is the same thing that was happening.
18:58Oh, my.
19:01And here comes Gonzalez.
19:03See how quick he moves?
19:05See how quick they're moving.
19:07They're just leaving the park for Spicoli.
19:11They're not gonna come close to the Giant.
19:14Unbelievable.
19:16Spicoli rolled out.
19:18He takes off, and look at the smile
19:20on Harvey Wibbleman's face.
19:23Harvey Wibbleman representing the 8-foot Giant Gonzalez
19:28who will square off one-on-one
19:31against The Undertaker at Caesar's Palace.
19:35Boom, bow, and a matchup that's gonna be.
19:39Heading up next, the 16-man over-the-top from Bataroya.
19:44I like it. I'm coming in loud and clear.
19:50We're back with more Monday Night Raw.
19:52By the way, Bartlett,
19:53anytime you feel man enough to take your microphone back,
19:56just come right ahead.
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20:39And there we go!
20:41Look at this. What a mess.
20:44There's no telling what's gonna happen in Bataroya.
20:47Every man for himself.
20:48Every man for himself.
20:49Wait a minute, Big Shawn Michaels is still walking around
20:52on the outside, Macho.
20:54He hasn't even bothered to get into the ring.
20:56And you really, really can't blame him, I guess.
20:58Bartlett can be a pointer.
21:00He can point to things that happen.
21:02It doesn't need sound.
21:04This isn't silent movies.
21:07Kim Chi was outside, but he was not thrown over the top rope.
21:10And again, that's the process of elimination.
21:13You have to be thrown over the top rope,
21:15and your feet have to hit the floor.
21:17Look at all those arms and legs.
21:1932 arms and 32 legs, I just counted them.
21:22My goodness.
21:26And again, Kim Chi staying away from Kamala.
21:29Good thinking.
21:31Yeah, wait a minute, there he goes.
21:33Back on Kamala, rakes his face, and then takes off.
21:36Every man for himself.
21:38Always from behind, and not everybody is friends
21:41with anybody in this particular match.
21:45And again, as you brought out before the broadcast,
21:48Macho Man in this type match,
21:50one of the more dangerous type matches
21:52in all of the World Wrestling Federation.
21:54You never know where you're going to be hit from.
21:56Whether it's from the side, from behind,
21:58or two people or five coming at you.
22:00Absolutely, it's hard to call victory
22:02in this type of situation.
22:04High risk all the way.
22:06And it's up, Michaels almost out of the backside.
22:08Oh, he's back down.
22:11And hammering away the Berserker.
22:14Again, who has the best shot
22:17of winning this Battle Royal?
22:19It's anyone's guess.
22:21Anyone can win this thing.
22:22Here goes Kim Chi under the bottom rope again.
22:24That's style.
22:26A Battle Royal here on Monday Night Raw.
22:30You can bet that waiting...
22:33Wait a minute, almost out.
22:35Almost up, yes.
22:36Michaels almost up.
22:37Koko has him.
22:38Kamala hammering away on the back.
22:40And that's it.
22:41All the way to the right.
22:43Koko almost has Michael Zod over the top.
22:46Get him out of there.
22:48No.
22:49Razor Ramon saves the day.
22:51Michael Zod needs a good showing right here after that.
22:54The opposite against the Tonkin Superstars.
22:56That was a non-title match-up.
22:58Absolutely, but the men...
22:59Oh, no.
23:00Koko has been eliminated.
23:02By Michaels.
23:04Who will be eliminated in the next match-up?
23:07Will Brutus Beefcake make a successful return to the ring?
23:11Or will Ted DiBiase stop his comeback trail
23:14right here on Monday Night Raw?
23:16Talk about unbelievable.
23:17It's Brutus the Barber Beefcake.
23:19This Monday Night Raw thing's getting out of hand.
23:22This Battle Royal is getting out of hand.
23:24That's the kind of match it's designed to be.
23:27It really gets out of hand.
23:29Santana just came off the top rope.
23:31Unbelievable.
23:33Oh, look at this.
23:34Damien D'Aminto trying to rearrange the face of Typhoon.
23:38By the way, after you get Raw, take a leap, folks.
23:41Right after Monday Night Raw,
23:43it's Quantum Leap tonight at 10 o'clock
23:46on Eastern right here on USA,
23:49the network that brings you Monday Night Raw uncooked.
23:53Uncensored.
23:54And if Barber could talk, he'd say what?
23:57He'd say what?
23:59If Barber could talk, he'd say what?
24:01He'd say, uncalled for.
24:03Yeah, Bartlett, that's right.
24:05Take a leap.
24:06Quantum Leap.
24:08Terry Taylor almost out.
24:12Backlund almost out.
24:16And folks just hammering and clobbering and kicking
24:20and stomping each other all over the place.
24:22I'll tell you that, Jim G just finds himself
24:24in a different place than Kamala.
24:26Each time he tries to make contact,
24:28he goes to pick and roll.
24:29He's smart.
24:31And again, Razor alone double teamed over here.
24:35And it looks like Skinner's getting the same treatment.
24:38He's half in and half out.
24:40That's a Skinner sandwich.
24:41I wouldn't want to have a meal like that.
24:43No way.
24:45Mr. Machismo hanging on for dear life.
24:49I wouldn't mind him getting thrown out.
24:51I shouldn't be prejudiced, but that's the way it is.
24:56And Tatanka clobbering Skinner.
24:59Really going to work on him.
25:01I'll tell you, Tatanka's on a roll.
25:03Yes, indeed.
25:04He certainly is in single competition.
25:06Yet to be defeated.
25:07Michaels almost out.
25:08Owen Hart trying to pull him out.
25:10Michaels hanging on for dear life.
25:12Michaels is going out.
25:14He's caught.
25:15Is he out?
25:16With a far side elbow.
25:17No.
25:18Look at that.
25:19He's got more lives than a cat.
25:21Unbelievable.
25:24That's not my dance partner right there.
25:26Skinner over the top.
25:29What a close one that was by the near 400 pound Typhoon.
25:34Typhoon better turn around.
25:35He's going to be out there with Skinner.
25:38And Reigns Ramon.
25:39Oh, my.
25:44And look at that.
25:45Demento is history.
25:46I wonder if his friend's still in there.
25:48No.
25:49I would imagine.
25:50They got to go out together.
25:51Is that a special rule by Jack Tony?
25:52They're a combination.
25:53All right.
25:56So now we're getting down to the nitty gritty
25:58here in the Spotter Royal.
25:59That's Owen Hart almost out.
26:01Berserker right back with the rocket.
26:05In a match like this, it seems to me
26:07the larger individuals generally have the advantage.
26:11They're tougher to throw over the top rope for one thing.
26:14And normally can absorb a little.
26:16Look at this.
26:17Owen Hart goes out.
26:18That proved your theory to be true.
26:21Trying to get the big berserker out.
26:23Easier said than done.
26:27I'll tell you, Yokozuna won that Royal Rumble,
26:29so that's just what you just said.
26:32The big guy's got the opportunity and the chance.
26:34And then again, the underdog could take it.
26:39There's one guarantee in a battle royal
26:41that there are no guarantees.
26:43Let's say Terry Taylor can wind up winning this thing.
26:46Absolutely.
26:47Come on, underdog.
26:48No doubt about it.
26:50Shawn Michaels pummeling Tito Santana.
26:54And Terry Taylor.
26:55No.
26:56What a kick by Kamala.
26:58Berserker sailing over the top rope.
27:01Forearm smash.
27:02Taylor down.
27:03Back and all over him.
27:04Kamala looking for somebody else.
27:05And Santana's in trouble.
27:07Santana's got that leg hooked over the second rope.
27:11Over and under.
27:12And Typhoon.
27:14Forearm smashing.
27:15Oh, wait a minute.
27:16Kamala's going out.
27:17Two big men.
27:19Look at this.
27:20Kim Chi getting in a cheap shot.
27:21Unbelievable.
27:22That's hypnotizing.
27:23He touches Kamala.
27:24Oh, look at this.
27:25I would love to see Kamala make eye contact
27:27with that masked guy, Kim Chi.
27:29I would love that to happen.
27:31Kim Chi, the former handler, if you want,
27:33out of the Ugandan giant.
27:34Look at this.
27:35Kim Chi throws Kamala out.
27:37That is the worst thing of the whole battle royal.
27:39Look at that.
27:40Look at Kamala's face.
27:43Look at Kamala's face.
27:45Look at them gloating right there.
27:46I hate it.
27:47Hey, Kamala's coming in.
27:49He's coming in after Kim Chi.
27:51He's been officially eliminated.
27:52But finally, Kamala's getting his legs in on Kim Chi.
27:56He's not allowed to do it, but he's doing it anyway.
27:59He's been eliminated.
28:00Unbelievable.
28:01Go after him.
28:02Well, I think that's exactly what's happening.
28:04Kamala coming out.
28:05The official's there.
28:06Reference, Slicklander.
28:07Don't hold him back.
28:08Slicklander, go.
28:09What's going on?
28:10Wait a minute.
28:11Kim Chi's trying to get the headliner.
28:13He's going through the people.
28:15He's coming in right behind them.
28:17He's coming in behind us.
28:18Get him.
28:19Wait a minute.
28:20Here comes Kim Chi.
28:21Kamala's holding his back.
28:22Right through the people.
28:23Right through the seat.
28:24Right behind him.
28:25Look at him run.
28:26Kamala's going after Kim Chi.
28:28Hey, Kamala going through the people.
28:30Going through the Get Sessions staff.
28:32He's going through the whole house.
28:34Kamala's showing me something right here, Vince McMahon.
28:36It's unbelievable.
28:37They're going up.
28:38They're going through the hotdog.
28:40Over by the popcorn.
28:42Down through the popcorn.
28:43Put some mustard on him, Kamala.
28:49We're back with a Monday Night Raw.
28:51The Battle Royal continuing, and we're told the chase.
28:55Kamala chasing Kim Chi is continuing as well.
28:58It went out into the parking lot.
29:00They're somewhere back into the building,
29:02maybe down in the bowels of the building.
29:04Kamala's my new favorite wrestler,
29:06and I think he's going to be a great crack star
29:08for the next Olympics in Atlanta.
29:10And I think perhaps Raul Perlman is looking
29:12for some of the corn chip.
29:13No, wait a minute there.
29:14Wait a minute.
29:15That's Kim Chi up in the balcony.
29:17Wait, there's-
29:18There he is.
29:19Kamala's coming after Kim Chi.
29:21Unbelievable.
29:22On the chase is on.
29:24Throw him off the top.
29:29Razor Ramon is having his problems.
29:32Look at Big Typhoon pouring it on now on Michaels.
29:35Notice that Shawn Michaels and Tatanka
29:37are still in the battle now.
29:39Here he comes.
29:40Look at that maneuver.
29:42The fifth man hits the floor.
29:44He's eliminated.
29:45I'm impressed with Shawn Michaels.
29:47He was playing possum there and got the near 400-pounder
29:51up, out, and over.
29:53He's smart.
29:54He's smart.
29:55There's no doubt about it.
29:57And we're now into the final four,
29:59and we're not talking basketball.
30:00And look at this.
30:01A little strategy going on.
30:02No NCAA here.
30:04We've got tag teams looking like yes, sir.
30:06Now, you don't think that Razor giving the opportunity
30:08would dump Shawn Michaels out over the top and vice versa?
30:10Oh, yeah.
30:11I was just going to say vice versa, too.
30:13There's no male bonding going on here.
30:16And Kamala's out.
30:18Kamala's out.
30:19Kamala's headed to 42nd Street, folks.
30:22So we've been told he's somewhere over there.
30:26Probably didn't get locked up in traffic over there.
30:29Oh, man.
30:30Wouldn't that be something?
30:31That'd be worse than when Godzilla took over New York.
30:33Going to one of those theaters.
30:34He may never come out.
30:36He's got no money on him either.
30:38And look at this.
30:40Look at those jabs right on the money.
30:42Payback for that non-title victory.
30:44Tatanka just scored over Shawn Michaels in a non-title
30:47this weekend on Superstars.
30:49Oh, yeah.
30:50And look at that.
30:51Razor lifting a knee just in the nick of time
30:53on El Matador Chino Santana.
30:55El Matador's on the ground right now,
30:57but I've seen him on the ground before
30:58make that big get back in the race type situation.
31:03Well, that's when El Matador Chino Santana
31:05is about one of the all-time great WWE competitors.
31:09And if anyone deserves to win this,
31:12it could very well be El Matador Chino Santana.
31:15I'll tell you, my money's on El Matador right now
31:17since Cabal is out of there.
31:20And it looks like Shawn Michaels is going to leave.
31:26And Rob Barlow may be thinking about leaving as well
31:29if we don't fix his microphone.
31:31Hey, listen, McMahon.
31:32He's doing a great job.
31:33An Academy Award winning performance.
31:35But Bartlett, don't forget your day job, dig it?
31:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
31:42Shawn Michaels with a dropkick there
31:45and Taka down to the canvas.
31:47And Razor Ramon over in the corner licking his wounds.
31:51Oh, these guys are in fabulous condition.
31:53And this match will really take it out on you.
31:56Although is Razor playing possum over there?
31:59Ooh, Shawn Michaels.
32:00Look at that maneuver.
32:01Ooh, what a hard right hand.
32:03Michaels thinking he's going to outsmart El Matador.
32:05Uh-oh, not that veteran.
32:07And now two on one.
32:09A bit of a double team.
32:10Michaels to the buckle.
32:12And I bet he thinks he's out there on the street
32:15somewhere with Cabal right now.
32:17This is where the gut kick comes in right here.
32:20Yes.
32:21Whoa.
32:22Better get that guy over the top rope
32:24because he is unreal at keeping himself in the ballgame.
32:30Shawn Michaels sat up for the third time and he's out.
32:34No, he's hanging on.
32:36And now he's out.
32:38Now he's out.
32:40Look at it.
32:41He's got El Matador to work right there.
32:43Look at that from behind.
32:45Razor Ramon all over Taka.
32:48And here comes Santana.
32:51Santana now hammering out with Razor Ramon.
32:55These people aren't on their second win.
32:57They're on their third, fourth, and fifth.
32:58And I would suggest things not looking very good for the race
33:01at this juncture.
33:02That's for sure.
33:03Now look to Tuck.
33:04Wait a minute.
33:05Wait a minute.
33:06What's that we just saw?
33:07What?
33:08Oh, dear.
33:09How could I miss it?
33:10Giant Gonzalez.
33:11Unbelievable.
33:12Oh, eight feet of Giant Gonzalez.
33:15He wanted to be in the battle royal.
33:17No one would let him in.
33:19Every competitor threatened not to participate
33:22if this man was allowed entry.
33:24And look at this.
33:27Gonzalez is literally cleaning house in there.
33:30What an intimidating guy this guy is.
33:33Hey, look at that.
33:34Santana almost went into orbit on that top rope.
33:36Where's Razor Ramon?
33:38Everybody's out.
33:39Or am I wrong?
33:40What happened to Razor?
33:41He didn't throw Razor out.
33:43I don't know.
33:44Maybe he-
33:45Under the bottom rope type situation like Kim Chi or what?
33:49Razor may have sneaked out of the ring when he saw Giant Gonzalez.
33:53Well, he's not getting back in.
33:55So what's going-
33:56There he is.
33:57Army Wimbledon.
33:58Is he proud or what?
33:59Yeah, but this man has no business being in there.
34:02Eight foot Giant Gonzalez.
34:05You saw what he did to The Undertaker at the Royal Rumble.
34:09There's Razor Ramon.
34:10What's going on now?
34:12You can't win a match that you're not in.
34:15Look at the size of this man.
34:17Oh, man.
34:18He's unreal.
34:19He threw Tatarka and El Matador out of the Manhattan Center.
34:24Let's go back up and-
34:25I don't get it.
34:26What's going on?
34:27I don't know.
34:28Here is the winner of the Battle Royal, Razor Ramon.
34:32You gotta be kidding me.
34:33Look at that.
34:34He deserves the victory.
34:35Razor Ramon.
34:36Razor gets the victory because of the Giant Gonzalez Cleaning House.
34:41By the way, I'd like to nominate you, Rob Bartlett,
34:43for a speaking part in the next silent film.
34:47We'll be back with Brutus Savard, Raviv Cage, meeting Ted DiBiase.
34:55Here we go.
34:56The matchup we've been waiting for two weeks.
34:59It's going to happen.
35:01Coming down the aisle towards the ring.
35:03Here he is on his way.
35:04Accompanied by his manager-
35:05The infamous Ted DiBiase in the coin flip.
35:08Making his winter residence in the Netherlands.
35:11Everybody is going to pay.
35:12Weighing 260 pounds, the co-holder of the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship.
35:21Million dollar man, Ted DiBiase.
35:26Ted DiBiase meeting Brutus Savard, Raviv Cage.
35:29The manager of Mr. DiBiase, Jimmy Hart.
35:31Very concerned about this matchup.
35:33Feeling he should not split his Tag Team Championship combination.
35:37Also feeling, I believe, some degree of jeopardy on the part of Brutus Savard, Raviv Cage.
35:42And he didn't want his man, DiBiase, responsible for what just might happen to Brutus Savard, Raviv Cage.
35:48I must say, this is-
35:49Well, what a gutsy effort on the part of Brutus.
35:51Absolutely, he is Mr. Comeback Kid.
35:54And here he comes.
35:55The anticipation's-
35:56I believe-
35:57There he is.
35:59There he is.
36:02Brutus, the Barber, B.K.
36:06What an ovation for Brutus, the Barber, B.K.
36:10A standing ovation.
36:12We haven't seen him in action for years.
36:15And Brutus, the Barber, B.K., is back.
36:18And he could very well be doing some cutting and some strutting, Macho Man.
36:23And as happy as I am to see him back in the square circle,
36:26I'm worried.
36:27I'm a little bit reluctant, just like Jimmy Hart is.
36:30And to see a soft side of Jimmy Hart is unbelievable,
36:33because we know how vicious he can be, too, at the same time.
36:36Well, I don't think we've seen any soft side on the part of Jimmy Hart.
36:39I think Mr. Hart is just trying to be intelligent about this whole thing.
36:42I don't know.
36:43Brutus, the Barber, B.K., ready to lock up with Ted DiBiase.
36:47DiBiase feeling as though there's a lot of ring rust on Brutus.
36:51But there you see a little psyched out John Deere on the part of Brutus.
36:55I like it.
36:56A couple seconds into the match, and Brutus is strutting and doing the thing
36:59like he did before.
37:00Yeah.
37:02Ted DiBiase reaching again for the Barber, who continues to do the strut.
37:07You've got to remember, Brutus, the Barber, B.K.,
37:09has got a great tag team behind him.
37:11And that's the big man upstairs and Hulk Hogan.
37:14Yeah, yellow and red.
37:15And you can bet the Hulkster is watching the program.
37:19And we certainly wish you all the luck in the world, Hulk Hogan.
37:22And I know you're behind Brutus 1,000%.
37:25And certainly, Brutus, the sympathetic favorite, if you would, in the matchup.
37:29Nice maneuver on the part of Brutus.
37:30Beautiful.
37:31He hasn't lost a thing so far.
37:32I'm just worried about the facial type situation.
37:35Vince McMahon, you know what I'm talking about.
37:37According to Brutus, his face 100% healed.
37:40All the steel plates and the screws and all of that.
37:43I told you.
37:44Holding him together.
37:45Come on.
37:46He's quick.
37:47He's fast.
37:48You've got to watch him, Teddy.
37:49Watch him now.
37:50Watch him.
37:51Well, you can bet Mr. DiBiase will be doing just that.
37:52Knee lift to the midsection.
37:53Oh, look at that.
37:54DiBiase all over him now.
37:57DiBiase pouring it on Brutus, the Barber, B.K.,
37:59trying to set him up on the road for the ride now from the far side.
38:03Look how he winds up.
38:04Oh, look at that.
38:05And Brutus right on target.
38:07That a baby.
38:08Brutus hammering away on Ted DiBiase right now.
38:10Right hand lift to the outside.
38:12DiBiase was going for a home run right to Brutus, the Barber, B.K.'s face
38:16right there.
38:17He is not a pushover.
38:18I'm telling you.
38:19He is not a pushover.
38:21Now, be careful.
38:22Be careful.
38:23That's Brutus, the Barber, B.K.
38:24Who has to be careful.
38:26If there was any doubt in anybody's mind as to the intent of Ted DiBiase,
38:30there can be no doubt now.
38:32Brutus knows DiBiase is going to come right after his face.
38:36We just saw that attempted roundhouse right that could have been planted
38:40right on the kisser of Brutus.
38:44All right, Brutus now ready to-
38:46Oh, come on, Jimmy Hart.
38:47Please give it up.
38:48Mount to the south.
38:52And grinding it out with a standing headlock, Brutus, the Barber, B.K.
38:55Thus far, Randy Savage, I don't see any ring rust on Brutus.
38:58Hey, Brutus, the Barber, B.K.'s doing 1 million percent okay.
39:01So far.
39:03Uncrushed by everyone in this jam-packed arena.
39:06Proud thus far of the skills of Brutus, the Barber, B.K.
39:09being displayed.
39:10I'm sure the Hulkster is proud at home as well.
39:12Oh, it's a run now over Ted DiBiase.
39:15Oh, my.
39:17And another one.
39:18And it's B.K. who's testing the kisser of Ted DiBiase.
39:23I think we got a facial problem on the Million Dollar Man right now.
39:26I like it.
39:27Yes, we do.
39:31Jimmy Hart doesn't know what to advise Ted DiBiase to do.
39:37I understood that.
39:38I suppose that's translatable in most any language as Brutus is awaiting the
39:43presence of Ted DiBiase.
39:46And here comes the Million Dollar Man.
39:48By the way, you think about Brutus and all the things that happened to him
39:51leading up to that accident.
39:53If it wasn't for bad luck, he wouldn't have any luck at all.
39:55Absolutely.
39:56But guess what?
39:57He's back and he looks good.
39:58He looks great.
39:59He looks better than ever.
40:00Well, wait a minute until it comes out.
40:02And again, the test fails.
40:04Ted DiBiase was going to send Brutus to get face first to the buckle
40:08and a nice reversal there by Brutus.
40:10Is the Million Dollar Man frustrated or what?
40:13I suppose he is.
40:14Brutus grinding it up.
40:16Wait a minute.
40:18Erwin R. Shyster, the tag team partner of DiBiase.
40:21What is he doing there?
40:24He's embarrassed.
40:25Wait a minute.
40:26Jimmy Hart wonders what he's doing there, too.
40:29Jimmy Hart advised DiBiase and IRS not to take this match up.
40:35Obviously, IRS couldn't take it.
40:37Brutus, the barber, is looking so good in the ring right now
40:41against his tag team partner.
40:43Thus far, Brutus has embarrassed, let's tell it like it is,
40:46has embarrassed Ted DiBiase.
40:48No, totally embarrassed the Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase.
40:51It's been all beefcake.
40:55And here are the Chad Erwin, which he does not like at all.
40:58Erwin R. Shyster on the outside.
41:01That's it.
41:02The referee saw it right there.
41:04That could very well have been an intentional disqualification,
41:08I believe, upon Erwin R. Shyster.
41:10Absolutely.
41:13Brutus about the beefcake may have won this matchup
41:16as a result of a disqualification,
41:18but I'm sure he doesn't feel like a winner right now.
41:20Did you see Erwin R. Shyster?
41:23Brutus, the barber, beefcake from behind.
41:25It was not in the head.
41:26It was on the back, but nonetheless,
41:28it certainly has taken its toll on beefcake.
41:32Beefcake, yeah, you're right about that,
41:34but I'll tell you what, he would have pinned him anyway.
41:37Yes, Brutus, the barber, beefcake,
41:39had the momentum of a Ted DiBiase
41:41until Erwin R. Shyster came out.
41:43Nonetheless, it'll be a victory in the record book
41:46for Brutus, the barber, beefcake,
41:48and we'll be back as we continue.
41:50Wait a minute, let's deal with this.
41:52Beefcake is back on his feet and DiBiase running.
41:55You lost the match. Get out of the ring.
41:58DiBiase on beefcake.
42:00No, no, please.
42:02It looks like Shyster's gonna take a run.
42:06Take a run at beefcake.
42:08Please don't let this happen.
42:10Jimmy Hart even trying to say no.
42:12The official cannot allow this to happen.
42:15No, don't let this happen.
42:19Shyster with a beefcake
42:21and beefcake is still hot.
42:23He's gonna take a run at him.
42:25He's gonna take a run at him.
42:26Please don't let this happen.
42:28Boy, look at that.
42:30Jimmy Hart shot to the outside.
42:33Now the official has to get in between.
42:36Come on. Do your job, referee.
42:38Do your job.
42:40Oh, no. Oh, no.
42:46No, I can't...
42:48I can't believe that happened.
42:53Oh, no.
42:54Brutus...
42:55Brutus was taking a risk
42:58coming into this matchup, but...
43:02That's...
43:03I can't believe they just did that.
43:07That's a human being in there.
43:09I don't care how much
43:11they dislike Brutus or anybody else.
43:15That's a human being.
43:16They just did that to him on...
43:19Wait a minute.
43:20They're gonna do it again.
43:22They're gonna do it again.
43:24Look at this low-life debiase.
43:27Look at it.
43:28Debiase's gonna hit him.
43:34Look at his face.
43:35Okay, okay, okay.
43:36Come on.
43:37Jimmy Hart trying to get his tag team out of the ring.
43:40Meanwhile, Jimmy Hart, of all people,
43:42is over by Brutus.
43:46Oh.
43:52No one is laughing.
43:54Everyone here at the Manhattan Concenter,
43:58including Jimmy Hart, even,
44:00is concerned as to what damage
44:02could have possibly been done there.
44:04What do you think of this?
44:06Welcome back, Beefcake!
44:08Ha, ha, ha, ha.
44:14Brutus Beefcake.
44:17It looks like he's holding his face together.
44:20I really...
44:22I dread to think, Randy Savage,
44:24what has happened to this man.
44:26I can't believe what I heard
44:29when that hit him.
44:31Sounded like an explosion
44:34when that briefcase struck Brutus.
44:37Wait, right in the face.
44:40Jimmy Hart asking for attention here for Brutus.
44:53Listen, Brutus, that's Brutus you're hearing.
44:58I hate to say this, Vince McMahon,
45:00but you gotta get a camera shot of the mat.
45:08Brutus Beefcake leaving the ring.
45:12Trying to get a camera shot.
45:14We'll have an update.
45:15Hopefully Brutus is gonna be all right.
45:17That's what I'm talking about.
45:21I didn't see a cut on either DiBiase or Irvin.
45:25That has to be from Brutus.
45:27All right, let's go back and take another look now
45:30in slow motion exactly what happened.
45:32All right, here we go.
45:33It seemed like it took forever,
45:35and then smack right there
45:38on the head of Brutus Beefcake.
45:42One more time now.
45:43Let's go back in real time.
45:45Listen to this, Randy.
45:46Listen, listen to this.
45:49We'll be back with an update
45:51on the condition of Brutus Beefcake
45:52and tell you about next week's Monday Night Raw.
45:57The word back from the dressing room
45:58is that Brutus the Bomber Beefcake
45:59is in fact on his feet.
46:00Apparently he's gonna be okay.
46:02He's gonna be all right.
46:03He may have a broken nose or whatever,
46:05but apparently there is no major damage.
46:08And I wouldn't be surprised
46:09if he returns here next week on Monday Night Raw.
46:12Money Incorporated is scheduled to be here,
46:14and if they're here,
46:15it wouldn't surprise me either
46:17if Hulk Hogan shows up here on Monday Night Raw.
46:20And speaking of which,
46:21next week we'll see a special six-man matchup
46:25with Tatanka and the Nasty Boys
46:27against Shawn Michaels and the Beverly.
46:30So on behalf of the Macho Man Randy Savage
46:32and Pilot Rob Bartlett,
46:33we invite you to join us next week
46:35when we are live on Monday Night Raw.