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03:51Night Raw.
03:52Anything is possible here on Monday Night Raw.
03:55I think the Raw girl is going to start the match.
03:59We were saying before Luke and Butch, next Sunday night at 8 o'clock, the march to WrestleMania
04:04will begin.
04:05And they're gonna be teaming up with one of their mighty midget friends I believe, Tiger
04:12Jackson.
04:13But right here this week, it's Damian Demento and
04:17the Repo Man, Demetri, rather unorthodox twosome from Milan Down Under.
04:22And this match is officially underway from Down Under.
04:29Damian Demento, they didn't just let him out of Waco today, did they?
04:33His friend's in that building.
04:35He hasn't come out yet.
04:37He's in here by himself.
04:38Who knows, they could be watching Monday Night Raw, everybody else is.
04:42Damian Demento locking up with Butch.
04:45Back to the buckle, referee asked for the paint break.
04:47Not too likely here on Monday Night Raw.
04:49And pushing with the elbow, uh-oh, uh-oh.
04:55Repo Man, it's far the same.
05:01We're having a smorgasbord here.
05:03Well, a buckle, look out to Damian Demento
05:09running into the Repo Man and again.
05:14Look at this, bushwhackers.
05:19Look at Butch cleaning out some Monday Night Raw.
05:22Is that the March to WrestleMania, is that what you meant?
05:26No, no, no, next Sunday night, 8 o'clock Eastern Pacific.
05:29This Sunday, this Sunday, this Sunday.
05:33I take on Yokozuna, I'm gonna soften him up.
05:36Well, we're gonna talk about that later on.
05:43Bushwhackers, Rook and Butch cleaning out.
05:48Now, Macho Man, you've had some success.
05:51Well, thank you.
05:52I met in a tag team effort in the past.
05:56How would you fare against the likes of the Bushwhackers?
05:58What do you have to do in order to beat them?
06:00Well, my plan would be no plan because if you have any strategy at all,
06:04you're in trouble.
06:05I see.
06:07Wait a second, Damien Demento's talking to somebody.
06:09Sure it was, apparently it was quite effective.
06:12I don't believe there was a tag there, however, between Repo Man and
06:15Damien Demento.
06:20Look now to the buckle.
06:21And this match likely to get out of hand here.
06:32Double team effort.
06:33Come on, turn around, ref.
06:37A little bit later on, scheduled to join us as well,
06:39the Native American they made reference to earlier on, Tatanka.
06:45And a special tribute to the one and the only Andre the Giant.
06:50We'll be telling you more about that later.
06:52Oh, my goodness, look at this.
06:53He thinks his head's a bowling ball.
06:55I think maybe Demento just pulled one of Luke's teeth.
07:01Not that he has that many left.
07:03Yeah, that's right.
07:07Demento, powering away, and delaying away.
07:11No, no, no, no, no, not a Hannibal Lecter deal, please.
07:15Thank you, I'll take that.
07:16Wait, no, shoulder block.
07:22Damien Demento.
07:25Look at this.
07:28Yes, I believe the very first time that Demento has had an occasion to team up
07:32with the Repo Man and function as a unit.
07:36And again, that's what you have to do in tag team competition.
07:39No matter how good you are individually, you must function together,
07:42must gel together in tag team coordination.
07:45Nothing to Bushwackers and necessarily all that coordinating.
07:47Not at all.
07:48Their plan is to be just unpredictable, and that's what they do.
07:52But the tag team situation in the WWF with the Mega Maniacs coming around.
07:57Oh, yeah. It's going crazy with Money A.
07:59Dig it.
08:01Mega Maniacs, the Hulkster.
08:04Teaming up with Brutus to Barbra Beefcake, and they are headed to WrestleMania to
08:09square off against Barney Incorporated, more on that later on.
08:13And now, Butch coming in, working in the midsection of the Repo Man.
08:16To the rope, right on the top of the head.
08:18To the rope again, more momentum.
08:20What a clothesline.
08:21Demento clotheslined as well.
08:23And-
08:27Don't ask him, Butch, just do it, brother.
08:32That's all, baby.
08:34Does he ever.
08:35And Butch is calling for, I believe, his cousin, Luke Demento.
08:40Look at this.
08:43Repo Man grabs a foot to the outside.
08:48That certainly backfired on the Bushwackers.
08:50And again, this official having quite a difficult time maintaining order in this
08:54tag team matchup.
08:54We're last in two weeks.
09:00I'm ready to WrestleMania.
09:01Turn around, ref.
09:03Turn around.
09:04The count could be ten right there.
09:06My, no turn around.
09:10Here comes the battering ram.
09:14The cover, the count, two and three.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Ooh, yeah.
09:20A victory for the Bushwackers.
09:24The Bushwackers.
09:28The Bushwackers, Luke and Butch dress off the pages of Gentleman's Quarterlane.
09:34Marching their way to WrestleMania.
09:40And no doubt we'll be seeing more of the Bushwackers when we return.
09:45The Native American, Tataka, scheduled for action.
09:49And now.
09:49This contest is scheduled for
09:54one fall, coming into the ring,
10:00from Denver, South Carolina,
10:04weighing 250 pounds, Dutch Husker.
10:10Sights up to the max.
10:14Tataka.
10:16Sights up to the max.
10:18He is psyched and he is ready for action here on Monday Night Raw.
10:23Reno Riggs.
10:24Uncut.
10:26Uncut.
10:27Uncensored.
10:28And uncooked.
10:31Tataka, readying himself for WrestleMania.
10:35And when Tataka meets Shawn Michaels- Wait a minute, look at this.
10:39Better not turn his back at WrestleMania, I'll guarantee you that.
10:42Shawn Michaels will be right on him, just like this guy, Riggins is.
10:47Reno Riggins attacking Tataka before the bell actually rung.
10:50Look at this, Tataka reignos, chops in.
10:54Riggins, my goodness, look at that.
10:57What a backdrop.
10:59Imagine how high Shawn Michaels is going to go off of a backdrop like that from
11:04Tataka.
11:04Out of the Roman Coliseum, I bet.
11:07Yes, sir.
11:08Gonna be dances with Tataka.
11:11Why not?
11:11And Tataka could very well become the next Intercontinental Champion.
11:15He has his opportunity at WrestleMania.
11:18Bit of a sleeper hold applied here by Reno Riggins.
11:23Good move.
11:23Nice maneuver.
11:24Very nicely done.
11:25He's got experience at a young age.
11:28Yes, indeed.
11:29And Tataka thus far undefeated here in the World Wrestling Federation.
11:34Leapfrog, Tataka, nice maneuver.
11:36And another chop.
11:39All you fans may want to take note of the WrestleMania hotline.
11:46We'll be telling you a little bit more about next week during our March to
11:50WrestleMania Sunday night special.
11:52On the hotline, you can hear interviews with your favorite superstars as
11:58they prepare for the matchups headed into WrestleMania.
12:02And more inside details, Macho Man.
12:05We'll tell you more about it next week.
12:07I like inside details.
12:09I bet you do.
12:14And Tataka staying on the inside here with the armbar against Reno Riggins.
12:19I don't think there's anyone.
12:24Good shot.
12:26That was a great shot.
12:27Double chop there by Reno Riggins.
12:30Uh-huh.
12:31Here's a chop, chop for a chop.
12:33Looks like Reno's got some visible tan lines going there, Vince.
12:37Yeah, I'm sure that matters in the match.
12:39My, my goodness.
12:43Wow, reversal, Tataka.
12:45Look at that, over.
12:48Monday Night Raw, I dig it.
12:49Yeah, I like it.
12:50This is actually- Tataka will pay for that.
12:58Riggins now attempting to capitalize on the misfortunes of Tataka.
13:02Should've tried to cover him right there.
13:04Should've tried to go for a three count.
13:05I don't know if he'll ever get Tataka in that position again.
13:07That's where you gotta go for it.
13:09Yeah, don't be arguing about it.
13:11Do it.
13:11Clayton choke on a moment ago.
13:14Reno Riggins trying to set up Tataka.
13:16What an upset that would be here.
13:18Tremendous upset.
13:19Reno Riggins could be headed to WrestleMania to face Shawn Michaels.
13:24To the buckle.
13:25Man, I don't think so.
13:26Here we go.
13:27Should've got him when he had the chance.
13:29He's got the hot foot dance.
13:30Tataka on the long path.
13:34Tataka, waiting for Riggins to make a click of that maneuver, and a chop.
13:41I wonder if Shawn Michaels heard that one.
13:44I bet he almost felt it now.
13:46Off the rope, Riggins.
13:47My goodness.
13:49My.
13:50Tataka, house on fire this week on Monday Night Raw.
13:55Power slam.
13:56Tataka with an unbelievable sum of momentum.
14:02Here we go.
14:03The old tapoos to go, the count of three.
14:08This one's history.
14:10Here is your winner, John Cena.
14:14What an ovation, a standing ovation for Tataka here on Monday Night Raw.
14:19Earlier this week, ladies and gentlemen,
14:24officials of the World Wrestling Federation announced the formation
14:28of the World Wrestling Federation Hall of Fame, and
14:31announced his very first inductee, the one and the only Andre the Giant.
14:41From Grenoble in the French Alps,
14:46weighing 476 pounds,
14:51the eighth wonder of the world, Andre the Giant.
14:59Andre the Giant.
15:00Andre the Giant.
15:01Andre the Giant.
15:02Andre the Giant.
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15:25Andre the Giant.
15:26Andre the Giant.
15:32Andre the Giant.
15:38Andre the Giant.
15:42Andre the Giant.
15:46the most extraordinary athlete of this or any other generation.
15:55You've got to agree with me, Andre the Giant is awesome.
15:59Moving up next, the eighth wonder of the world,
16:03the unfound WWE Champion, Andre the Giant.
16:07Leaving the sky down here to a tremendous
16:12ovation by the 65,000 plus on hand.
16:47We're back with our Monday Night Raw.
16:59Look who it is, Vince.
17:01Who is it?
17:01Jason, Billy, and Kevin from One Life to Live.
17:04We're gonna have a lot of lives to live here as Monday Night Raw continues.
17:10Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
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17:39This tag team contest is scheduled for one fall.
17:47About to come down the aisle.
17:49A little tough to read that sign on the other side there, but-
17:51It's okay, I'm standing on my head.
17:52I'll tell you exactly what it says.
17:54Take a look at this.
17:56The champion, million dollar man,
18:01I.R.S. Money Incorporated.
18:06The opponent, at a total combined weight of 463 pounds,
18:12the team of Scott Grintz and Jeff Armstrong.
18:16John and Jeff.
18:21No.
18:24Scott and Jeff.
18:25The deadline to pay your taxes is almost here.
18:29And just remember this, don't get caught cheating on them.
18:35Well, good advice, I suppose.
18:38You know what I like about Erwin?
18:40What's that?
18:40What is there to like about Erwin?
18:42He wears a tie.
18:43You like that?
18:44He takes it seriously.
18:46I see.
18:47Listen to this capacity crowd.
18:50The old Erwin chant, you know it well, right, Macho Man?
18:53Exactly, and you can bet that the makeup maniacs are watching this one right here.
18:59Yeah, you will recall it was right here on Monday Night Raw where it all started.
19:03Brutus the Barber of Beefcake, making what was to have been a triumphant
19:07comeback only to be nailed with the metal Halliburton briefcase.
19:12From both TBIC, as well as Erwin R.
19:15Shyster.
19:17Out of something bad comes something good.
19:19It brought Hulk Hogan back here at Monday Night Raw.
19:22And every place was, we're going nuts.
19:25Whoa, whoa, what a clothesline, and that's exactly what.
19:28The Hulkster and Beefcake will have to continue.
19:32What are you doing?
19:33Just checking out the competition.
19:35Bartlett, what are you doing?
19:37I'm checking out the competition.
19:38We get all the ratings.
19:39I want to see what we're up against.
19:40There is no competition.
19:42Give me a break.
19:46Let's stay with us.
19:47Look.
19:50Hey Bartlett.
19:51This is good.
19:51It's Monday Night Raw.
19:53This is good.
19:53Look.
19:54That's real.
19:55I love this stuff.
20:00Yeah, we're good, yeah.
20:01Hey Bartlett, you want a Macho Man hangover?
20:03Yeah, let's go back to the action here as Erwin R.
20:08Shyster with a suplex.
20:11And the tag team titles will be up for grabs in less than two weeks in Las Vegas
20:16at Caesars Palace, the site of WrestleMania IX.
20:21Will the Mega Maniacs become the tag team champions, Macho Man?
20:25I bet I could put that TV that Bartlett's watching inside Bartlett without him
20:29knowing where it is.
20:31I don't know about that.
20:32I'd like to see that.
20:34Hey Randy.
20:35Yeah.
20:36The Mega Maniacs, by the way.
20:37What is it, Mr. Bartlett?
20:38No, I thought I saw Randy on the home shopping network here.
20:41Hang on.
20:44What a chop by the Million Dollar Man laying him in now.
20:52Ted DiBiase and Erwin R.
20:54Shyster, you may not like him, but you have to respect him for the wrestling skills.
20:58And they have the belts.
20:59Yes, I believe it's an uphill battle, actually, for the Mega Maniacs.
21:03Exactly.
21:04These guys can do about anything that there is to do in the ring.
21:08But Hulk Hogan and Brutus the Barber Beefcake, they know it.
21:11Brutus the Barber Beefcake's had an uphill climb anyway.
21:14So he's no stranger to it.
21:18He's got the mask.
21:19Don't you forget that.
21:21Yes, but I would suspect that you can bet Money Incorporated will attempt
21:25to rip that mask off Brutus.
21:27Who knows what's going to happen at WrestleMania for the tag team title.
21:33Goodness.
21:34They mean business, folks.
21:35Money Incorporated, the cover, and a count of three.
21:40These guys are on a roll.
21:41Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money.
21:46Here are your winners- Money Incorporated.
21:47The World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, Money Incorporated.
21:55Everybody's gonna pay.
21:59And the Hulkster and Brutus the Barber Beefcake and
22:02a Mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart, all looking on.
22:05They're all headed to WrestleMania.
22:08Let's take you now to Mean Gene Oakland for
22:10more news about this year's WrestleMania.
22:12Good evening, America.
22:35This special WrestleMania report here on Raw is brought to you by IcoPro,
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22:50By the way, Vince, it's great to have you back here on Monday Night Raw.
22:53After seeing last week's show, I must admit, it's kind of like you never really left.
22:57Now then, let's talk about the greatest WrestleMania ever.
23:01You can see it exclusively on pay-per-view cable TV, big double main event.
23:08As you know, World Wrestling Federation Champion,
23:12Bret the Hitman Hart, defends against his incredible 505 pound
23:17challenger, Japanese superstar, Yokozuna.
23:21On the subject of that match, next weekend on WWF Superstars and
23:26Wrestling Challenge, you can see the official contract signing for that title bout.
23:31Don't miss that.
23:33The other half of that blockbuster double main event,
23:36pits World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, Money Incorporated,
23:41against the returning Hulk Hogan and his masked partner,
23:46Brutus the Barber Beefcake, managed by Jimmy Hart.
23:49Together, they are the Mega Maniacs.
23:52Talk about big matches at WrestleMania.
23:55The eight foot tall Giant Gonzalez, managed by Harvey Whippleman,
24:00meets The Undertaker with Paul Bearer in his corner.
24:05These matches, along with others,
24:07round out what is shaping up to be the greatest WrestleMania ever.
24:12Plus, from what I've heard, everybody, and I do mean everybody,
24:15will be wearing togas for the world's largest toga party.
24:19They sent me mine this weekend, and
24:20there's gotta be more material in a roll of dental floss than what I received in
24:24the mail.
24:25Caesar's Palace, Caesar's Palace, folks,
24:28is being transformed into an ancient Roman coliseum.
24:32An opening procession, Egyptian guards, belly dancers,
24:37wild jungle beasts, Vestal Virgins, yes, Vestal Virgins.
24:41And the good news is, you can experience this extravaganza live as it happens,
24:47exclusively on pay-per-view cable TV.
24:50Don't wait till the 11th hour.
24:51Make your plans now to join us Sunday, April 4th,
24:54at 7 PM Eastern time for WrestleMania 9.
24:58Call your local cable company.
25:00Do it right now.
25:01Back to more Monday Night Raw.
25:03Macho Man.
25:04Yeah.
25:04A Macho Man, Randy Savage.
25:06Yeah. I understand you're gonna be arriving ringside in an Egyptian sedan.
25:10A party sedan.
25:12My question to you, Macho Man, is that a single or a double sedan?
25:16And is it with or without Vestal Virgins, huh?
25:19It can be a double.
25:20You can come with me if you want.
25:21It's with Vestal Virgins.
25:23I'm excited.
25:24I bet you are excited.
25:25Real excited.
25:26We're all excited for WrestleMania, and we're all excited for the next matchup.
25:31It's one-on-one.
25:33The Ugandan Giant, The Mighty Kamala versus The Evil Clown.
25:38Join here on Monday Night Raw.
25:40Take a look at this.
25:44He got a haircut.
25:57I like what he's doing with his hair.
25:59Really?
26:00Very evil in the visual here.
26:02Doink.
26:05That must be his spring look.
26:09By the way, right after the matchup with Doink and The Ugandan Giant.
26:14A little bit later on, following Monday Night Raw.
26:16You don't want to miss Matrix right here on USA.
26:19Matrix starring Nick Mancuso.
26:22Following Monday Night Raw.
26:24And take a look.
26:25And by his advisor, The Reverend Slick from Uganda,
26:32weighing 390 pounds, Kamala.
26:38Kamala won't be wearing a toga tonight, will he?
26:43The Ugandan Giant wears what he wants to wear.
26:46Generally, it's not a whole lot to see him walk the streets of New York like that.
26:51Look, Doink has a little present for Kamala.
26:54He's a sweet clown, ass crush.
26:56Yeah, sure he is, yeah.
26:57Kamala ready to go, and
27:00Doink wants to make a little presentation here.
27:04Don't even think about it, Kamala.
27:10Unfortunately, he's such a kind-hearted individual, Kamala,
27:16especially under the tutelage of Reverend Slick.
27:20And I think he might be a bit enamored with the fact that Doink would have
27:24actually bring up, look at this.
27:26Look at this, Doink taking Kamala down, going to work on the Ugandan Giant.
27:32I think more than hurt right now, Kamala's disheartened, disappointed.
27:39Well, you're not gonna see, yeah, I'm sure you're not gonna see a great deal of
27:42scientific knowledge displayed by the Ugandan Giant.
27:44Kamala, you will, however, on the part of Doink.
27:47He's a great wrestler, we've already established that.
27:50Now, let's talk about the fact that he is the worst clown that ever lived.
27:56Well, certainly giving every clown that ever was a very, very bad name.
28:00Doink, who could have his own problems.
28:04And I don't believe it's gonna be Doink laughing after the matchup with Crush at
28:09WrestleMania.
28:09It'll be pineapple juice all over the Roman Coliseum.
28:13I hope none of it gets on my macho toga.
28:16Yeah, I can't wait to see that macho toga.
28:18It's gonna be exciting.
28:20Yes, it is, different and exciting at the same time.
28:22Kamala, what a big chop.
28:29Kamala laying him in now on Doink the Clown, and again.
28:33Uh-oh.
28:34And again, a takedown.
28:38Leaked in from behind.
28:42Doink is the kind of individual when he gains an advantage.
28:45He's lucky to really keep it.
28:46Doink really enjoying his work.
28:52He really likes to make his opponents suffer.
28:54He rolls them dice when he's in there, so to speak.
28:57And on the way to and from the ring, you know what he does to young children?
29:06Yes, he likes to make them cry.
29:08Yeah.
29:09What a goal in life, isn't that something?
29:11Yeah.
29:12The exact opposite of what the Michael Landon Children's Leukemia
29:15thing was all about.
29:19And I want to urge everybody right now on Monday Night Raw
29:22to contribute to that great fund and charity.
29:28National Children's Leukemia Foundation.
29:31Oh, look at this.
29:33Kamala escaping.
29:34Kamala with a chop now.
29:36And another one.
29:37Doink having believers problems.
29:39There we go.
29:39Now Kamala showing us his stuff.
29:42A little momentum the other way.
29:44Kamala with a charge and right up on Doink.
29:48Doink is reeling, and will be reeling when we return, when we continue.
29:53Stay on him, baby.
29:56Monday Night Raw continues, and Doink the Clown is all over.
30:00The Ugandan giant, the mighty Kamala.
30:02We are live here from the Manhattan Center on Monday Night Raw.
30:07I've got another guy.
30:08Make a pardon?
30:09I've got another guy that Doink can square off against.
30:13That guy in a Burger King commercial.
30:14Oh, my!
30:15Kamala going outside, going after Doink.
30:22Well, we know Kamala can run.
30:23We saw him in the Battle Royal before on Monday Night Raw.
30:26He ran all over the place.
30:27The real way to, uh-oh.
30:30Don't fall for that again.
30:33Once a night's enough, Kamala.
30:34Please.
30:36Don't worry about it.
30:37Get back to the ring.
30:38Oh, wait a minute.
30:39Could you believe that?
30:40Both men were outside the ring.
30:41Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has awarded the decision as a result of a count-
30:46And there's nothing in there.
30:47There's nothing in there.
30:48Two, three.
30:51Kamala, Kamala coming after Doink.
30:55What if Kamala gets his hands on Doink right now?
30:58That'd be cool.
30:59Kamala running after Doink.
31:01Wait a minute, Doink went underneath the ring.
31:04Kamala's gonna be running after Bam Bam Bigelow at WrestleMania.
31:08What in the world has happened?
31:10Kamala just went under the ring.
31:10Anything can happen on Monday Night Raw.
31:15Doink is over here.
31:17This crap, Howard Finkel's.
31:20Wait a minute, come on.
31:21No, no, no, stop it, ref.
31:24No.
31:24Man.
31:28I can't believe that.
31:29Kamala still trying to come out.
31:31No.
31:34Get that chair away from him.
31:37How do you call this action?
31:39Wait a minute, what's, Kamala's on, Kamala's on the far side of the ring.
31:44Come on, look at this.
31:46Don't even say a word.
31:47I'm gonna distract Doink.
31:48Shh, shh, don't even say a word.
31:50Here comes Kamala.
31:52He's coming up from behind.
31:53Look at this.
31:55My.
31:56Yeah.
31:59Now it's Kamala with the chair and the race is on again.
32:04All right, headed for the hills, here comes Kamala.
32:11They're all headed to watch WWF Mania.
32:15They don't wanna miss Todd Pettengill.
32:17They're on the way.
32:20Hi, I'm Todd Pettengill.
32:21Join me every weekend for WWF Mania.
32:24It's wild, it's crazy.
32:26It's excessive excitement caused by acute hyperactivity.
32:29Each week, we'll bring you exclusive interviews and
32:32tons of great wrestling action.
32:34But most of all, it's just good, clean fun.
32:39So start your weekend with the outrageous WWF Mania,
32:43Saturday mornings at 10 Eastern on USA.
32:46Just brush your teeth first.
32:51And by the way, Todd Pettengill will world premiere a respect video,
32:56sung, of course, by Aretha Franklin.
32:58And just who does Aretha Franklin respect?
33:00The one and the only World Wrestling Federation champion,
33:04the Hitman Bret Hart, the world premiere on WWF Mania this Saturday morning,
33:09at 10 AM, Eastern and Pacific.
33:12Excluding ourselves, of course, not talking for you, Bartlett, dig it?
33:17We're gonna be back as we continue with, I believe, the Rob Bartlett Fan Club.
33:22Stay with us, folks, you don't wanna miss this.
33:24I don't wanna be a part of it.
33:26Congratulations, by the way, Rob.
33:31Oh, yeah, we're back, and we're Monday Night Raw.
33:33By the way, congratulations to Rob Bartlett,
33:36the 1993 Spam Eating Award contest winner.
33:41Congratulations, Rob, and- Thank you.
33:43You have here your fan club, I understand, the president,
33:46vice president, treasurer, secretary of your- Yes, it's the- Fan club.
33:49And we'd, again, like to wish you- Thank you.
33:52All the best.
33:52Thank you, it's the fabulous Ria Sisters.
33:55Beg your pardon?
33:55The fabulous Ria Sisters.
33:57We have Seba, Paya, and Daya.
34:01That's not very nice.
34:03Not very nice at all.
34:04No, it's not.
34:05That's not very nice.
34:06I mean, would you ladies have something to say to Rob?
34:09We love you, Rob.
34:11You know that.
34:13Aha, trying to cover it up.
34:15Well, if you truly love Rob,
34:17then why is it there's some sort of display of affection there?
34:22Oh, yeah.
34:24You've got to be kidding me.
34:27Rob Bartlett is a leading man.
34:29Look at this.
34:31Hey, hey, let's be nice.
34:33You can't do any better, brother.
34:37Let's take a look at this.
34:39Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
34:43Tips.
34:45Gotta have beef, gotta have spice.
34:48Need a little excitement?
34:49Snap into a Slim Jim.
34:51Oh, yeah.
34:55All right, folks, you know where to miss the March to WrestleMania.
34:58The Rob Bartlett Fan Club, the March to WrestleMania, right here on USA.
35:02Next Sunday at 8 o'clock Eastern and Pacific.
35:05And who's gonna be marching to WrestleMania?
35:08You're not gonna believe it.
35:08One on one, the Macho Man Randy Savage squaring off against Yokozuna.
35:13I'm gonna soften him up, boy, yeah.
35:16I don't know about that.
35:17What a matchup that's gonna be.
35:19The prelude to WrestleMania.
35:20The number one contender, Yokozuna, meeting the Macho Man right here on USA.
35:25And then from there, look at this.
35:28Bam, bam, Bigelow squaring off against The Undertaker.
35:32What a matchup.
35:34Unbelievable, yeah.
35:36And then from there, a special interview with the Mega Maniacs,
35:39who could very well be the next World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions.
35:45All of that and a great deal more, including a special midget tag team matchup,
35:50a six man.
35:51Don't look at me when you say that, Vince McMahon.
35:53This Sunday, I'm gonna beat Yokozuna.
35:56Really?
35:57Yeah.
35:58We'd like to wish you the best of luck.
35:59I guarantee victory.
36:01Macho Man Randy Savage against Yokozuna next Sunday at 8 o'clock Eastern Pacific,
36:06right here on USA.
36:08Let's hear it for the Rob Botnick Fan Club, all right.
36:11Yeah.