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00:00That was awesome!
00:02Honestly, we've had to escape to space for a bit.
00:05Due to the fact that my dad got cucked and he went on a tirade and tried to kill us.
00:09I think he left though, so I think we can go down pretty soon.
00:11Phineas! We need to get back to the space station or we're going to miss women's volleyball at the Olympics!
00:17Hey Bowsie, I got a grip!
00:19I do not want to do it in the suit!
00:22Hey Phineas, how did the zero gravity effect Isabella's berries or her mommy milkers?
00:31Did they make them kind of bounce up and down or did they more stay in place while still making bubbles?
00:38They were totally cranking dude!
00:40Re-round, re-watched, re-beat off!
00:43Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
00:46Perry, as you know, I've been trying to do good lately.
00:49And what's the most evil, disgusting thing a person can do?
00:52That's right. According to most women, if you use your power to get with other women, that's just messed up.
00:57You know, using a position of status or power is evil.
01:00Just to get with women? Wait, come on.
01:02Or at least that's what Vanessa told me.
01:04But anyways, who are the people that use their power to get the hock to?
01:08That's right, the police officers.
01:10You know that guy who got that hoe to give him the hock to?
01:15Probably I'll.
01:17But listen, I was trying to work before I found a two-fuel ink.
01:22I was trying to get a promotion, right?
01:24And my boss said the only way I'd get a promotion is if I gave him the hock to.
01:30And I had to, Perry. I had no choice.
01:33Which is why instead of doing it for women, those slots who don't deserve it,
01:37I'm going to make it for anyone who is sexually assaulted.
01:40I'm going to make it for anyone who is sexually assaulted.
01:43I'm going to take their power, their superiority, and they'll be just like the rest of us.
01:49So Perry, will you help me?
01:51Please, Perry.
01:53That way we can get rid of Major Monogram as well.
01:56Well, actually not him. He's Kill Sigma.
01:59I'm going to bust in Major Monogram's guy.
02:01Carl has a comment, alright?
02:03But anyways, will you help me?
02:05Because these are men who sexually assault other men.
02:07And then they say, okay, you can have a survivor.
02:09That is disgusting.
02:11And Sharpie all I got goes to your head.
02:14Oh, you're going to destroy my machine just because you want me to monitor his fucking death, you dumb animal slut.
02:20What is wrong with you, you fucking pizza set?
02:22Whoever got raped and manned it, and you fucking distorted it.
02:25What is wrong with you? Same! Same!
02:28Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
02:31Uh-oh.
02:37Hey, Vinny. The usual?
02:39Yeah, give me five issues of Real Nigga Magazine.
02:44Holy shit, it's wetter here than Mary J's pussy.
02:47It's time to iron these men out.
02:49Am I right, guys?
02:51I pack a bigger punch.
02:54How dark?
02:55Six hundred Joes.
02:58Fool!
02:59Reshuffle the blockchain and up my bid.
03:01I'm going to get you.
03:03I'm going to get you.
03:05Reshuffle the blockchain and up my bid.
03:13Ooh, ooh, can I web him up?
03:19Let's go.
03:21Move your big tits, niggas.
03:25What was that?
03:27I don't know.
03:28Yeah, you Mary Jane, don't ever do it like this, hulk.
03:30Oh, I really love you when you're angry.
03:32Hulk, use T!
03:35Guys, I'm bored. I don't want to use my-
03:37Sit tight. Mighty Mjolnir will bring them down.
03:46Hey, guys, can somebody give me a hand?
03:49Hulk, can you carry him?
03:50Actually, my iron friend, the idea of carrying you is pedantic and foolish,
03:54as you can move quite fine without the automation in your suit.
03:58Jeez, now my spider powers, my dirtiness can't come back,
04:01and I can't use glasses, and also my dick shrank by five inches.
04:07I'm going to go down on Hulk now.
04:10Iroh yells, Mjolnir is a dildo.
04:13Silly Spider-Man, always worrying about the wrong you choose.
04:16It's not that bad.
04:18Yes, Hulk, you do give very good hulk, too.
04:20Spider-Man, after I saw that number you did on Spider-Man,
04:23I know I need to exonerate myself.
04:25Oh, hey, guys, listen, we need to figure out where that beam came from,
04:28because, uh, I don't know, I'm bored.
04:31Seems like I don't feel like getting out of the suit.
04:34There's someone welding my dick into it.
04:37I can't move.
04:39And now I can't even know if my boy is Diddy and Draymond.
04:46Listen, we know where that beam came from.
04:48It probably came from, like, savage animal monkeys.
04:52Or from China.
04:54Those are good dealings. What do you guys think?
04:56Shut up, crackers.
04:57You all are just glorified police officers who are out of their depths.
05:00I mean, all of you are washed all the way.
05:03That thing you're looking for came from Danville, California.
05:06From a Mo Salah, Brooklyn Dodgers, New Deal, racism, and Danville.
05:13It's home from Danville.
05:15Now, get out of here, crackervengers.
05:17Have you been standing there this whole time?
05:19No.
05:20The beam that hit you originated from the tri-state area,
05:22bounced off a space station satellite dish,
05:24and hit you in New York City during your flight.
05:25It's theirs.
05:27Bro, why do you got photos of random-ass kids, bro?
05:32A little help here?
05:33I got him.
05:35Fuck Norm, dude.
05:36Every time I try to do good now, Perry ruins it.
05:40What does he even gain from being evil?
05:42What does he even...
05:43Why does he even want to do that?
05:44I get Major Monogram's a weirdo,
05:46but why does Major Monogram want people to suffer?
05:48Major Monogram...
05:49Perry is such a bad man.
05:51Sorry for making you clean this up, Norm,
05:53but I thank you for agreeing to help me be good now.
05:55You know what?
05:56Maybe even the court will let me have Vanessa back,
05:58if I can understand.
05:59What do you think, Norm?
06:01Sucks that I was only helped with fire that once.
06:03But at least that means at least one person is helped,
06:05and that makes me, and that makes...
06:07one day better for someone.
06:09What news, Duke?
06:10It appears that that machine hit a satellite dish,
06:13meaning at least the entire city of New York
06:15is now mail-on-mail wake-free.
06:17Duke, you should congratulate yourself
06:19with a martini.
06:21Martini!
06:22Broskis! Broskis!
06:24We all love broskis! Broskis!
06:28I love drinking so much!
06:30Hello, my name is Shmelvin Muttmore.
06:33In the past five hours in New York City,
06:35mail-on-mail wimp has gone down exponentially,
06:38which is very shocking...
06:40to the people such as the Butt-Toucher,
06:44the Love-Hugger, the Diddler,
06:46the Man-Meat-Muncher.
06:48Then...
06:49Then only Wonka,
06:51Willy Wanker,
06:53Wonka Wanker,
06:54the Toucher, and many others.
06:56Now, there's a lot of rapists,
06:58but the rape has gone down,
06:59especially men in high power,
07:01despite this man-on-woman rape,
07:03or woman-on-woman rape,
07:04or even woman-on-man rape,
07:05it's still completely there.
07:07No one knows what happened,
07:08but, uh, also,
07:10many think this may be linked to the Jewish problem.
07:13Oh, I'm not talking about that,
07:14as it happens when I'm three martinis in,
07:16your wife's ass starting to look like the home plate
07:18and you're the 1984 Cubs,
07:20you know what I'm saying?
07:21You're about to strike ball,
07:22play ball straight into her ass,
07:23you start feeling like, uh,
07:25uh, well,
07:26you start feeling like 2008 Ronaldo,
07:28you're about to go into the ass,
07:30you're about to score,
07:31you start feeling like Prime,
07:33uh, you start feeling like Prime Megan Fox,
07:35but you're not,
07:36yeah, you're Prime Megan Fox,
07:37your wife's just Prime Megan Fox,
07:39and you're Prime...
07:41Adam Sandler,
07:42and you're about to go in deep,
07:43you're about to make that fuckin' pussy leak.
07:45Some real shit, motto.
07:47Also, other breaking news,
07:49of small news of the day.
07:51Beloved,
07:52beloved prostitute,
07:54Dipsuck McBigTits,
07:55has unfortunately passed away.
07:57And, uh,
07:58I think a police officer died,
07:59but no one really gives a fuck about all that gay shit.
08:02Before I go,
08:03REAL
08:04magazine
08:05has officially reached its 50th issue.
08:07Now,
08:08me,
08:09being the target demographic,
08:10of course,
08:11I have bought in,
08:12and I have to tell you,
08:13real M-words wanna read this magazine.
08:14There is an official interview
08:16with Bill Cosby in it.
08:18That shit goes as hard
08:19as fuckin',
08:20fuckin' a hoe
08:21while you're playin' Playstation.
08:23Sure beats jackin' off.
08:25I could know,
08:26because I used to jack off a lot.
08:28Alright,
08:29and that is your news,
08:30I am now going off,
08:31FUCK
08:32the weather lady.
08:33Wait,
08:34it's a man?
08:35I DON'T CARE!
08:36Yes,
08:37that was me.
08:38I'm helping change this problem, Norm.
08:40You hear me?
08:41One day,
08:42people will remember the name of
08:43the good guy.
08:44What the fuck?
08:45Someone's been on this computer
08:47searching up porn.
08:48Venom!
08:49Have you been flicker-gooning again?
08:51What did I tell you about that?
08:52Masterpaging your disgusting,
08:54unearthly semen
08:56into the machine
08:57breaks it!
08:58I have owed
08:59a warranty
09:00out of you,
09:01black bastard!
09:02Get over here,
09:03and clean up the semen
09:05with your tongue!
09:07Venom should've gone on my
09:09nofap program
09:10ages ago.
09:11Bill would stop
09:12dating only fans' mothers
09:14like me.
09:16Big like a low-value man.
09:18What a shame.
09:19He could've gone to my
09:21camp where men just hang out shirtless
09:23and eat meat
09:24and fight bears.
09:27These are great thoughts.
09:28Shut up, red skull.
09:29You are literally named after Indians.
09:31Red skin,
09:33and you would laugh.
09:34You just get violated.
09:36I see you stick kudos
09:38in your ass
09:39and shout bye-byes
09:40in your mouth.
09:41On your own,
09:42neurons.
09:43Watch I am subscribed to.
09:45Besides,
09:46we've all seen
09:47the 19 inches of them.
09:49That's right.
09:50It's real.
09:51Indians,
09:52we like.
09:53And you can get on
09:54in character
09:55and skin.
09:57Besides,
09:58ha ha,
09:59Ram Moon is so cool,
10:01he raps about ghouls.
10:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
10:04let him on the mic.
10:05Everything is right.
10:07I fuck so many hoes,
10:08they call me Mike and Ike.
10:10I go down to Sony Plaza,
10:12call ya.
10:13Fuck, what's the name?
10:14Oh,
10:15I forgot the guy's name.
10:17My fucking is his name.
10:18Venom,
10:19you do not have 19 inches
10:20of venom meat.
10:21You have 0.9 inches
10:22of venom meat.
10:23I am tired of hearing you
10:24talk about your meat.
10:25You need to stop jerking off.
10:26Stop fucking flicker gooding,
10:27you fat fucking faggot.
10:28And, uh,
10:29fucking whiplash over there.
10:31You look like a woman.
10:32Stop dressing like a tranny.
10:34Start dressing like a man.
10:36Show me your dick.
10:38Is it a piece of HL
10:39or is it a pussy there by now?
10:41Huh?
10:42You probably got to that transition
10:44with the money
10:45we stole from St. Jude.
10:48You stupid bitch.
10:50You are a woman.
10:52So suck my dick like a woman.
10:57You Persian retard.
10:59I am not a fucking transsexual.
11:01Any thought you have about that
11:03is more retarded
11:04than letting gay people
11:06in the military
11:07and when they say
11:08cover me in my hole private,
11:09they'll shove their dick
11:10in their butt.
11:12Oh, no.
11:1360 Joes.
11:14Operates gold.
11:16They thought
11:17my blockchain investments
11:19were a fucking nonsense.
11:21Hey, hey, hey.
11:22This is the funny number.
11:25Anyway.
11:27I learned
11:28October Fundamentals
11:29is to invest
11:30$20,000 in Dogecoin,
11:31$30,000 in shitcoin,
11:33and then have $50,000
11:34in the blockchain.
11:36Now,
11:37a new company,
11:38Poopy Doopy LLC,
11:41and
11:42Virgin Money
11:43Gelgen Unlimited,
11:45and
11:46Poopy Boobies
11:47and Milkers Go Gooby
11:49are all the proper
11:50investments right now.
11:52Now,
11:53if you want to invest,
11:54I recommend
11:55Torn Web Flesh
11:57where you can
11:58buy quality flesh.
12:00Now granted,
12:01I have sucked
12:02so many fibers
12:03of my blood
12:04that it's made
12:05to attract
12:06a number
12:07of fibers.
12:08Can literally
12:09do all that dumb shit
12:10by getting a job
12:11at McDonald's.
12:13And I can fuck
12:14the 15 year old
12:15intern.
12:1815 year old.
12:21Nice.
12:22As I was saying.
12:24Yes, yes,
12:25Gears.
12:26Oh yes,
12:27I finally found it.
12:29The born April.
12:30I've been missing
12:31three Gears.
12:32I've lost it
12:33ever since my dad
12:34was a little horn
12:35that I tried to kill myself.
12:37And that he told me
12:38about Bored Ape
12:39and said Bored Ape
12:40still gets you through life.
12:41Having sex with
12:42super mental stars.
12:43Now he was only the loser
12:44so I never listened to him.
12:45But after that,
12:46finally,
12:47I see it.
12:48And this dude named
12:49Heinz Duvid
12:50is selling it
12:51for 20 billion.
12:52And honestly,
12:53he was just fine.
12:54And he sent me
12:55his address too.
12:56Cal Sigma.
12:57And his daughter
12:58is our
12:59wife.
13:00Holy smokes.
13:01Check out that bra.
13:02His daughter's quite a wife
13:03herself.
13:04But it's not as much
13:05as that delicious Bored Ape.
13:06But it's cool.
13:07Listen,
13:08we might have to
13:09argue even more
13:10St. Jude's than usual.
13:11And then we can even
13:12stick vibration
13:13in kids' diets.
13:14And then we'll have
13:15an epic force
13:16aerobinics
13:17of orgy
13:18with all the kids.
13:19When they're dead,
13:20of course.
13:21But then,
13:22first,
13:23we can focus
13:24on Vanessa!
13:25So that's pretty
13:26retarded to me.
13:27I thought we stopped
13:28buying monkeys
13:29a long time ago.
13:30It doesn't matter though.
13:31I suppose I will
13:32I mean ape.
13:33Anyway,
13:34I've been trying to set up
13:35a threesome.
13:36A foursome.
13:37You know,
13:38I mean,
13:39we got me,
13:40we got Venom,
13:41we got Whiplash
13:42who in bleed shirt
13:43has a dick and a pussy.
13:44And now
13:45Vanessa
13:46smoking hot.
13:47Not too many STDs.
13:48They're white,
13:49which means
13:50they want to steal
13:51me welfare money.
13:52Don't ask why
13:53I have welfare money.
13:54I just steal it
13:55from black people.
13:56The infernity
13:57college
13:58of sex
13:59is almost
14:00complete.
14:01I'm projecting
14:02his image now.
14:03Ow!
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14:06There goes a big one!
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31:54Slowly shocking your girl so hard that she kills herself!
31:58She'll never fight a simulation like that ever again!
32:01My magnum tongs slowly figure out the crevices of her body.
32:04It's much better than your pathetic, showy dick!
32:07Even in the armor!
32:08I've seen you make your iron dildos, but even they don't work!
32:11Because all you do is stick them up your butt!
32:13I can fuck hoes so good and so nicely,
32:17that they cheer themselves because they'll never fight something like that ever again!
32:20Sweat it sinking Tommy Stank!
32:24Yeah, well, I, if you remember, saw Iron Man's penis,
32:27and it is nothing short of large.
32:30Ferb, I also have seen me your penis, and it is not very big.
32:34A kind man named Irving showed me a photo, and oh man,
32:38it used to be big, but now it's pathetic.
32:41I want y'all to check this out. It's Le Beak.
32:44Not named after his beak-sized penis, because his penis is rather big, just like mine.
32:49This device was used to fend off Lawrence and Bielferd's dad!
32:54None of them have gotten close to me in the past year,
32:57due to the fact that the beak is ready to rape them.
33:00This device rapes our rapists.
33:02And I guess it can shoot lasers, but I took those out,
33:05so dildos can shoot out of its hands!
33:07It used to be able to fly, but now it has dildo shoes!
33:11Honestly, a Town of Ten device if you want to rape a rapist,
33:14or just rape someone who you don't like.
33:16You know, Stark Industries offers summer internships.
33:19Uh, no thanks, we're not trying to get sex-trafficked.
33:21Apparently.
33:22And these are your shed keycard IDs.
33:24They'll get you into all areas of the compound.
33:27Writers, you better listen up here.
33:29Why aren't you able to speak?
33:30Let me talk! Let me talk! Let me talk!
33:33Uh, um, uh, this is a sore fat cock.
33:35I mean, binky. I mean, big buns.
33:37I mean, fat sex. I mean, sweaty man.
33:39Oh, I'm sorry.
33:41Ooh, I get really nervous around dudes with really big cranium cocks.
33:45Anyway, I was wondering who designed this.
33:47It's a rare, limited, 3D flop-out, uh, door,
33:53four-page spread of your cock in Big Dick Magazine.
33:57Remember when you did that seven years ago
33:59because your baby mama was gonna OD on heroin
34:02and you needed hospital money?
34:03Oh my god, door, I've probably blown loads
34:06that's how a woman would this image over 400 times.
34:11I've gone the frickin' route.
34:14Please, door, I would sometimes think of this image
34:18when I fucked Jeremy.
34:19I'd put it on the other side of the wall
34:21and I'd make Jeremy wear a Thor hat.
34:23Let's make Jerry yell, I'm the god of thunder
34:25and stab me with a taser when he mustered inside of me.
34:28It felt so real, but this will feel even realer.
34:32I need to hate the cock.
34:34Please, just let me get a look.
34:35I'll take one photo of it and I'll be gone out of your hair.
34:38Unless you want me to suck your foreskin.
34:41Please, please sign it.
34:43If you don't sign it, I will kill myself.
34:45Please!
34:46I'm gonna go with that dude
34:47who's already been used by Odin to the max.
34:50What would you wanna go?
34:51With a kick of chance, with a nice, cool guy like me.
34:54I'll be nice to you.
34:55I'll have you back in bed by 6.30.
34:58Honest.
34:59Let me think.
35:00Would I wanna go out with A, Thor Fatcock
35:02who has slayed about a thousand women
35:04or, uh, the dude who busts
35:06when a fucking dog touches his leg at the park?
35:08I don't think it's very difficult.
35:10And you can't even talk.
35:11I know that Ren guy made you do some pretty freaky things
35:13for Ren in the Tetradrift.
35:15I'm pretty sure, uh, the Ren guy
35:18had to suck his massive megaschlong
35:20to get a month of rent
35:22and that made you watch him fuck at me.
35:27So, uh, nah, bruh.
35:29You're kinda like a loser.
35:31You're a bigger loser than, well, uh, Phineas.
35:36Penis!
35:37Penis!
35:38Penises!
35:39Uh, rude.
35:40That was not needed.
35:42I have gotten over the drama then.
35:43Burp.
35:44I know what we're gonna do today.
35:45Hee hee hee hee hee.
35:47Yeah, my evil homies always fucking up the black E's.
35:51We always chillin' down and we're fucking police.
35:54I went down on a chicken nuggie, you see.
35:56Don't tell Doofy things were good or Cindy.
35:59Yeah, all we do is fuck with hoes.
36:02Let's play a hoe.
36:03Look at the Indians way down in their car.
36:06These white hoes start falling out.
36:08Perry's caught up on a belly.
36:10But all we do is step on these flowers and fuck this old lady.
36:13Monarch went, hey, I'm like that, that shit was great.
36:16Then I'm fuckin' dead, did a chicken nuggie, you see.
36:20We're not just evil, we're sexual deviants, you see.
36:24We kicked a bunch of black people.
36:27We chained them to all the Jews.
36:29We started a second holocaust, but don't tell Doof.
36:33We're good guys and we can't see.
36:35Monarch's misunderstood.
36:37He wants to sell crypto keys.
36:39Venom has so big beech, it's too big and it hurts to take it all.
36:44Riplash's cat is so fat, he can shove through someone's ass to burn malls.
36:49We're not even evil, we're secretly nice guys.
36:52Riplash wants to eat all my fries.
36:55Venom's dope, Dan Lee's ding-dong went down on him.
36:59Then Red Skull went down on Lillipad.
37:03Instead of actually training you guys because that shit's lazy,
37:05we're just gonna dope all you guys up.
37:07And don't worry, doping is completely fine and even makes you a legend sometimes.
37:11Don't forget, you may get random powers of other people,
37:15but if you fail, you barely use your powers as is, so that's it.
37:18And if anyone has any objections besides that, we're going to do it.
37:22Okay, I'm chasing the costume.
37:24No more Thor costume.
37:27Are you guys okay?
37:29Wait, what the fuck?
37:30Wait, whoa, meet the other guys.
37:32Can we open those doors back up?
37:33Yes, yes.
37:34Please, please, please, please.
37:37Oh, no.
37:39Okay, Vanessa should be here soon, and then you guys can buy your board ape.
37:43I don't want it.
37:44It will cost you though, because I had to sacrifice my dick and my firstborn child.
37:48I had a kid before Vanessa, his name was Prudence, and he's dead.
37:52I lodged him for that board ape, and it was worth every second.
37:55Tell me, oh Prudence, what is this?
37:56He named you, deserve to die.
37:58You need to bring the heroes.
38:02Well.
38:03And this stupid fucking Thor.
38:05Not only did you remove Thor's clothes and then grind on him, now you switched all their powers.
38:10We were about to save the city from these villains who are definitely going to attack him,
38:13and now you switched all their powers, Candace, you stupid fucking whore.
38:16All that for Thor's meat.
38:17Was Thor's meat that good?
38:18Huh?
38:19Thor, fat cock, you chewed up its fucking meat.
38:23Obviously, Thor's got Spider-Man's powers.
38:24Iron Man must have.
38:25Everyone has new superpowers, except Hulk.
38:27He must have Iron Man's powers.
38:28But I don't understand what parts of Iron Man he got, because he doesn't seem to be much more smart.
38:32Whip it out.
38:33I want a socket.
38:35At least his vocabulary's improved.
38:37I want Thor, quote unquote, fat cock.
38:40Did any of those powers go to my penile region?
38:44Or am I stuck with seven inches instead of 28,000?
38:50Not that yours went 8,000, just curious.
38:53That is not how it works.
38:54What do you mean?
38:55I've got your powers.
38:56Iron Man, my powers are not in my penis.
38:59Wielding the might of Thor can happen to anyone who's worthy.
39:02I mean, look at Odin.
39:04I'm pretty sure nude had one inch, yet he still wielded the powers of Thor.
39:10I mean, look at Thor Jane Foster.
39:11She doesn't even have a penis, and she can still wield the powers of Thor.
39:15So maybe you need to rethink your p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-penis.
39:21Listen, buddy.
39:22We all know how Jane Foster became worthy of wielding.
39:25She gave Odin the girl, Huck, two, and spat on his stand.
39:30We know Odin's stand is pathetically small.
39:33He's so hopelessly chubby that not even a dog would have sex with him.
39:37And he's tried many times.
39:39Fuck Odin, fuck Odin.
39:41Listen, Thor.
39:42We've all seen the leaks.
39:44Your dick may be red, but you don't even know how to use it.
39:47I say to her, fuck Jane Foster, Odin.
39:49And all you're doing is shoving it in, sticking it in like a little white noodle,
39:52going around and slapping her in the ga-ga.
39:54She didn't even react to it.
39:56And when I fuck Jane Foster, she screamed, begging for me to stop.
40:00She begged for mercy.
40:02Come to think of it, I don't even think it was Jane Foster.
40:04I think it was his, uh...
40:06I-I-It was a granada!
40:08Ga-ga.
40:10This is a disaster, Candace.
40:12Few sighs, cock. You don't understand.
40:14It was like when we first saw how big Ferb's meat was.
40:17Irresistibly big.
40:18So big, in fact, that I would be willing to commit incest.
40:21Thor, I would have sex with my grandpa if they had north-sized meat.
40:25Unholy.
40:27Trust me, Phineas.
40:28Do you understand?
40:29Because your dick is too small, and you've been inducted into the Choder Society.
40:33You don't even understand how dicks work.
40:35You probably think that a dick is only for show, and not for grow.
40:38Phineas, listen.
40:40You were such a small dick that went down low into the community college,
40:43and they said no dicks allowed.
40:45And I was like, then Phineas will fit right in here.
40:47I've had enough!
40:48All women are the same!
40:49I've had it!
40:50I've tried to be a nice guy.
40:51I'm, like, a sensitive, nice guy.
40:53I wonder if there's a woman, but I don't care anymore.
40:55I don't want to hear another woman's problem.
40:57If this is what the problem is,
40:58I'll sit below and think it should be to the sip of my tea.
41:00Candace, you told me you got raped, my lord.
41:02But you're such a slut for tea.
41:04You deserve it!
41:05You deserve it!
41:06And to punish men for being such a whore?
41:08Don't forget me!
41:09Jeremy's a jerk-chuck.
41:11All he does is be women and cheat on you.
41:13You'd probably date Osama bin Laden,
41:15or a black person, before you got on me.
41:18I need head!
41:19And if you don't give me head,
41:21then I plan to kill you!
41:24Candace, be warned.
41:27Watch your step.
41:28The next time you step in the shower,
41:30which has 16 cameras in it,
41:32you may get sprayed with anthrax.
41:35I don't!
41:37Everybody turn that video off.
42:02I'm not afraid
42:04to do this to you.
42:07Everybody!
42:09Don't take my head.
42:10This world won't take it.
42:13Everybody!
42:15Everybody!
42:17Don't take my head.
42:18This world won't take it.
42:22Everybody!
42:24Everybody!
42:26Don't take my head.
42:27This world won't take it.
42:30This world won't take it.
43:01Avengers, assemble!
43:03We need to figure out this power stuff.
43:05Is it really worth beating up a random trans person?
43:07I know, Phineas, but we're heroes.
43:09This is what we do.
43:10Wait, can we help?
43:12Niggas suck my dick.
43:21Alright, we're out of here.
43:22The only reason we had to do all this
43:23was because of self-defense.
43:24You guys are insane.
43:25You attacked Whiplash and called them
43:27a large amount of slurs.
43:28I do not want to repeat that.
43:29That is disgusting.
43:30You know, it's no sense you guys are fucking washed.
43:32You guys are assholes.
43:34You're egotistical jerks
43:35and all you think about is yourself.
43:37You can't handle the slightest bit of progress.
43:39God.
43:40You guys need to get with the times,
43:41you disgusting sickos.
43:42Iron Diddy, fucking Hulk Rapist,
43:45Thor Fat Cock, and Spider Cook.
43:47I'm disgusted.
43:48Guys, we're leaving.
43:49I am actually disgusted.
43:51I feel a deep sense of shame.
43:53I'm very sorry, Whiplash,
43:54for how they tried to hate crime you.
43:57We're gonna get you, uh, back home
43:59and we're gonna watch some Baloo, okay?
44:01And we're gonna make sure
44:02that you didn't get too triggered
44:04and you didn't get trauma from this.
44:05Away with you!
44:09Thank you, small but mighty friend.
44:11His cock was flapping in my face.
44:12It is anything but small.
44:15All right.
44:16It took me a sec to get the NFT from Vanessa.
44:18It turns out she didn't care about it.
44:19She called it boring, gay.
44:21Teenagers, am I right?
44:22Though, I don't know if you have teenagers.
44:24No offense. You're a bit of a lucker anyway.
44:25Here it is.
44:26And you have agreed to give me 68 gazillion dollars.
44:29All right.
44:30Game two.
44:31Thanks for the NFT.
44:32And remember,
44:33six Jews.