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00:00Hey, Ferb!
00:06What did the woman save the men?
00:08Nothing, she was soaking his dick, because that's all they're good for.
00:13Phineas and Ferb, that is the last joke you'll crack at a woman's expense.
00:17I just sent the both of you jerks to tolerance camp, because you weren't doing your tolerance
00:20classes at school as Isabella told me.
00:22So we're going a step further.
00:23You're going to tolerance camp, where I'll teach you to love minorities and stop being
00:27such a fucking racist, bigot, loser, all-right, xenophobe, nazi!
00:28Linda, I have to talk to you.
00:29Phineas tried to assault my daughter yesterday.
00:30I'm really getting tired of this, and I think we need to do something about it.
00:34He tried to do what to Isabella?
00:36Damn, I don't give a fuck.
00:37I'll be honest, I don't give a...
00:42You know that sex is the only way to make money in this world, right?
00:45Oh, after the wedding!
00:47Besides, have you heard some of the stuff I've done with Roger and Uwe Dritz?
00:50I always tell my kids about it.
00:51Well, you might be surprised when your kid has to have an exposure to sexual activity.
00:55Shouldn't that be like a normal Tuesday to them?
00:58I literally told my kid about the time I went down a mule one time.
01:01I don't know if you've ever heard of that story.
01:03Listen, so this mule paid $5,000 to score with my guy, and I could never turn down money!
01:09Listen, boy, I don't give two dicks, assholes, or schlutz about you guys, but being tolerant
01:17is not so easy.
01:18Those mom-fuckers just intend to sue us into oblivion.
01:21We were wearing helmets.
01:22Don't worry.
01:23Your kids will be in safe hands.
01:24My name is Mr. Smackwood, and I'm really good at creating a nice, calm environment
01:31where children learn the impact of their wars of racism, and they also learn how white people
01:35have committed many atrocities and are generally very evil people.
01:40They will also learn about pronouns, picking their own gender.
01:45They will learn how to use buttplugs!
01:47They will also learn how to use condoms!
01:50They will also learn the sexual hands-on activities, for I will teach them and nurture them as
01:56I crap and smooth in their little pee- I mean, uh, minds.
02:02This is Tolerance Camp.
02:04The only rules are no being white, no being straight, of the vegetally around me, Mr.
02:10Knockwood.
02:11I mean, Mr. Smack-a-wood.
02:15Well, I'll be honest, Ferb, I didn't see this coming.
02:18Baljeet, what are you doing here?
02:21Uh, yes!
02:22Be niacint, Ferb!
02:23You see, I've escaped out of the United States by Border Patrol when they learned I am actually
02:27an illegal immigrant.
02:29You see, I come from a faraway place called Somalia.
02:33You see, in here, I did not get proper papers to enter this United State of Curry, America.
02:41And being a Pakistan Indian from Somalia, they kicked me out and they forced me to go
02:46to Reformation Camp.
02:48And they said I hated black people too much and they tried to cancel me out.
02:52Bye, boys.
02:53See you at the end of summer.
02:56Yes!
02:57Those two men with horrible worldviews, disgusting misogynistic mindsets, and racism will finally
03:03be fixed.
03:04They won't see a black person and just think of a watermelon eater.
03:07They won't see a Jew and think of a money holder and think of a dick sucker.
03:10They'll just think of them all as people.
03:12And it's all because of me!
03:15I'm so good.
03:16I am so nice to black people.
03:18I'm like a savior for the black people.
03:20All hail Candice, king of the black people.
03:28We bout to get ditted.
03:29Here at Tolerance Camp, we have to shave our heads to remind how it is for people in the
03:34DR Congo.
03:35Well actually, I lost all of my hair in a cricket match.
03:39I entered my head and I was never able to play cricket again.
03:40And I couldn't throw hair anymore.
03:42I love cricket.
03:43Go, crickets!
03:44Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
03:45this camp you will not choke or make dark humor that might offend me and make me cancel you.
03:50There will be no listening to Eminem here or Kanye West but uh we might make an exception for
03:56other black-faced rappers like Kendrick Lamar who uh yeah you know they they understand the
04:01struggle of a black just like I understand the struggle of black people. Also there will be no
04:05reddit or 4chan and there will be no Ricky Gervais comedy. There will only be faced ethnic comedians
04:11and there will be no jokes about Chris from Mr. Peace. They are a hero.
04:20What you doing? Oh what the diddy are you doing here? Uh now I'm a bit tingly. I dropped one
04:26million dollars in a thing's budget of webcam girls. It's only fans models. Sorry but don't
04:34worry I also made sure to make a sort of racist twit on Twitter from your account. I posted the
04:38n-word 80 times. I said that black people don't belong to anyone near congress and that we should
04:44reinstate Jim Crow. Not sorry. Fuck you blackie. You just don't play sympathizer. Race traitor,
04:52race traitor, race traitor. You might as well be born with the dirty blood of a monkey.
04:58You know this is a very inefficient way to clean a bathroom. If you silly billies thought about
05:02that maybe you wouldn't make mean insensitive comments that made people feel excluded.
05:06Here at Tolerance Camp we want to make people of all genders, sexualities, sexual orientations,
05:11religion, abilities, and backgrounds feel wanted and when you say things that shun other people
05:16it doesn't it helps it breaks our community and messes with our ecosystem of kindness. You see
05:23let me put it this way when I see you doing something bad it reminds me of Michael Scott
05:27from The Office when he goes no no and uh when you do something good it reminds me of uh Harry
05:35Potter and uh I don't know what a Harry Potter but something but of course I separate the r from
05:40large because J.K. Rowling is a heoless and is a whoa I don't even want to touch that. J.K. Rowling
05:46is just something else. I don't want to talk about that. She's a little too controversial
05:51and talking about her it's a little akko takko sometimes so we're gonna refuel her. Okay now get
05:57scrubbing! Ow ow! What did you do? Wolverine Red Deadpool.
06:08Wolverine. Deadpool. Wolverine. Deadpool. I'm gruff and rugged or bold and slow. Deadpool's mid
06:14combatant bro. I'm a hero. No you're not. Yes I'm. Shut up button chops. People love me. Okay boomer.
06:22I'm a loser. I can heal in record time. So can I bud. Get in line. I am close. I can retract. Wow
06:29you're like a kitty cat. Logan. So what? X-Men. Yawn. Wow rematch. Was a bomb. Hey what? Be nice.
06:36You're the worst. Deadpool dead weight. Oh that hurts. Fine then go on. You're the genius. Wolverine
06:41has a micropule. Fine. Am I wrong though? You're a child. My name comes first in the title. Red
06:47yellow red yellow red yellow green. You are so stupid just like Wolverine. Red yellow red yellow
06:51red yellow black. Rex in his trash. Hey dude take that back. Wolverine's better there is none to bite.
06:56Can't we agree that we're both really great? You mean it. I mean it. You mean it. I do. Deadpool.
07:00Wolverine. Just kidding. Oh.
07:05Hey
07:15Candace you're a real bitch for sending your brothers to retard death gay rape school.
07:20Fucking faggot. Shut up Stacey. You're saying that because the patriarchy has manipulated you
07:25to saying that. Wait. What up my wiggas. It's me Blector Schmarden Jr. Son of Blector Schmarden
07:30Sr. I'm here to show you the super fucking woke ass school. I swear to god everything they're just
07:35shoving it down your throat. It's fucking LGBTQIA plus IZEABOLULULA. They'll teach you know about 87
07:41genders. Fucking your kid goes there a man and they come home a woman taking dick. Or even worse
07:46they'll come home a woman marrying a black guy. They teach about fucking race theory. It's all
07:52retarded. Simply put some people are savages and some people are sophisticated. It's not fucking
07:57rocket science. It's base science. The school's so fucking cringe. I asked them about Pepe and they
08:02said Pepe's an alt-right symbol and that you shouldn't use him. So then I asked them about
08:07PewDiePie and they say PewDiePie is a Nazi who sends kids down the alt-right pipeline and that
08:11he sent out dog whistles. I asked them about Hitler and they started crying. I made one joke
08:17about raping a woman and they kicked me out. I was trying to do a clear investigation. This school is
08:22capital R retarded. If you send your kids here you're obviously a fail as a parent. You probably
08:28want your kid to get their nuts snapped off like a chatty. Do not send kids here. This school is
08:34hashtag cringe. Drop the mic. I don't belong in a place like that. I know what I have to do.
08:42Hey Candace. Jeremy how did you get in here? I had to fight off 80 ninja vampire rapists.
08:48Then I had to fight off a bunch of black people, also known as rapists. And then I had to beat up
08:53Teddy. What do you mean you had to beat up Teddy? Then I swung my mighty 50-inch sword
08:59directly at a little kid. They were so scared they passed out. Then I had to fight the guardian of
09:04the hospital, the mighty Tuckster. He was guarding a giant hole. He would never burn that. He would
09:12let anyone go in. So I had to take a quick break to tap that ass. Were you in the obsession?
09:29A billion Jews. Six Jews. The amount of time the Holocaust was setting up.
09:34And then I raped so many orphans. Sorry, hang up.
09:37It was kids. Now I'm here to claim my prize. You're b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-p-p-p-p-donk a-donk.
09:45Uh, not to spoil your stupid macho man parade, but uh, you actually just walked through the
09:51door and you were grabbing your dick a lot because it itches. You probably got an STD
09:55from the crackhead hoe over by the bruh by the Carl's Jr. Candace you dirty whore. You
10:02Wataf says you know my dick is too big, but if you don't say if you don't let me sit right now, I'm
10:09I'm gonna kill myself. Yeah, I will literally start slitting my wrist right now and tell myself that you pout your titties on my dick
10:16Oh
10:17You weren't half then but you're hot now because now you don't want it
10:22I love it with a whole stream begs for me to stop because then I know it's a real fight a test a challenge
10:30You bastard you took up some sort of common whore that was the old chance before I started actually, you know dating people normally
10:38Mainly women I'd never date you especially you and your filthy penis. It doesn't matter how big it is. It's all hot air
10:45It's pathetic. It's nothing compared to
10:48Fatcock, that's very and I did hit it
10:5485,000 inches it's nothing
10:58Compared to
10:59You're nothing compared to Thor fat cock silence. Share me you retard you faggot you bitch-made bastard
11:06That's slushy God. Remember when you were suck your dick in the mustard. I played the mustard with hot sauce
11:13Didn't you already do that out? I have self-harm scars. Cool. I always liked your brothers. I'm coming
11:21Oh
11:24Sorry Candace I expose my dirty stinky seed everywhere looks like we'll have to get Perry in there to clean that up
11:32He's cleaned up my other messes before
11:35You know what? I'm talking about Candace. Anyway, I suppose we can retrieve your brothers from
11:42Tolerance class and maybe I can retrieve some of that ass
11:47Gay people do not fuck kids
11:50Black men do not always have to play basketball
11:54White people are always in the wrong
11:57trust all women
11:59If a man makes a claim in a woman's claim believe the woman there is an infinite amount genders because gender is spectrum
12:07Rape is not a good thing. We must respect map rights
12:12Hi Asians do not always have a tiny penises
12:17Non-binary people are real and asexuals are valid
12:21zoophiles are valid and some part crash on master base
12:26The book was so much better
12:33Would you look at that it's a letter from Roger to converts
12:38Anymore
12:47Than ever do me as he's calling me a lot of names, I really don't want to repeat all the baloney
12:55Disgusting soup
12:58Finished
12:59Launch just for that. I'm going to be you because I'm the dominant one in this relationship. Is that right?
13:05Chuck no, please anything but that not the money virgin, but now how will I get cocked?
13:12No, wait a second, huh? I think I just had the base light boy idea of all time. Listen up Linda
13:18What if instead of you fucking other men free on the fence, you know that on your husband?
13:22What if you had sex with me for your only fans? Think about it, please
13:26Please. Oh, well, it gives you a billion dollars. You don't have the tools for the job cook boy. Yes
13:32Yes, but you must admit it's pretty cool
13:35You're right, it's nice to have a small one for a change
13:40No condescender wiggle-bore friend stole it it is always gotta be black
13:52Yeah, okay, whatever slot anyways, uh, one of my girlfriends was over there
13:56I think it's the the young one with it 13 12 11, you know around that age
14:00They got a big guy and premature puberty type thing they were gonna cover a pre-pubescent playboy magazine once
14:07That's a classic. Nah, dude. Oh, we know that might be the other one. You know, uh
14:11Girl shrew. Yeah, you know 8,000 pounds never wants to take it
14:17Good for the chase cuz they can never run fire
14:21Hell or that might be the black one. He always proven can stir up and they always work
14:30This is why we don't let women drive
14:36I woke up this monitor. The world was down
14:41this deal like
14:43Addison
14:53We're white I know I'm black my slavery
15:00My homies know that I'm lucky I can say the n-word me not damn you see
15:09Sir, I know what I can do my dick so big it looks like a show
15:16It's out that there's a wolf feminist
15:20Just wants to hit and get some snail
15:23I
15:26Can't do that
15:28No, daddy, he's our Joe
15:31Press for mr. East is not evil. I will back him up
15:38The Jews control the world I hate
15:47Monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey. I had eyes of food. I'm gonna chill
15:53I'm gonna go down on the devil. I need me a titanic
15:57Our devil every white, but I want to be like us. They want to clap with a lot of be like us
16:04You okay Candace I was cool as fucking but you didn't have to beat the shit out of me first look
16:09We're here bug whitey bug whitey bug white
16:14What do you want, um, uh, hi, yeah, I'm here for my brothers Phineas and Ferb
16:19Brothers they are non-binary Demi Cole Demi boy non-conforming omni gender pronouns and
16:25Your sister for Risa is currently an OnlyFans
16:29worker and is a very well-respected and empowering woman and
16:35Phineas on the other hand is currently selling squish mellows that help with anxiety and gay disorder
16:42Okay, no, I mean street disorder, so I'll use it leave alone and
16:49That's a bar. That's not miss Dobby. Oh
16:53We heard you say gay disorder. You're gonna get canceled. Why are you gonna get is this gonna work?
17:00Okay, Jeremy. So, uh, this is the plan you gave me you said quote we should molest the scout master
17:06This gay people are only gay cuz they got molested so quote if they get molested again, they'll go back to the street
17:11All right. Well, you gotta do the dirty work
17:15Nah, I heard that would it be the first time someone tried to molest me
17:19Maybe we got a thing bigger from the screen to the room to the pen
17:31Attention to nude gender transitioners have been keep commit captured by is to sit how white we up
17:38All right, fascist Nazis
17:42I've gotta buy you some time freeze. This is major monogram of Alka
18:01Boys open fire with the missiles. God. I forgot Jeremy crashed the car. God
18:12You would not just do racial profiling that stereotype about all
18:17Asians being bad at driving
18:19In fact, I would argue that all races are equally good at everything whether that be driving or any other thing
18:26You could even possibly think of race provides no event nor disadvantage
18:29no, am I saying that all races are the same as each race comes the unique culture and
18:35Developmental things each race has unique stuff
18:38but it's the uniqueness that makes the sameness exquisite and
18:42Feather my I don't like how you're dressing like a
18:46Expressive person because you're not expressing yourself enough. You're dressing with the average back
18:53Listen the canvas you must understand the dressing to attract a mate is never the right idea
18:59Especially when your mates is as lazy as that sis hat hetero white the sexually
19:04Intimidating man, if anything you should be a lesbian
19:08In fact, I am thoroughly offended that you consider yourself straight being straight is wrong being white is wrong
19:14I'm sorry for being white. Why couldn't I have been poured any other way?
19:21Might have to be an Aryan with blonde hair and blue eyes
19:25Why couldn't I been a black man with the slag red sole that comes with the black condition?
19:30Oh, and I've been white man with all of us all the alerted reactions
19:36I'm not even I can't even be straightened me more without getting cast out. Ah
19:44For white people
19:48Hashtag common hashtag gay pride hashtag LGBTQ hashtag black people rule hashtag BLM
19:54Hashtag Asians deserve representation hashtag stop Asian hate as tech not Arabs or terrorists
20:00Hashtag woke hashtag progressive hashtag support Disney Channel hashtag support Rachel's. Oh
20:06Ziglar, whatever her name is from the new snow white movie
20:09hashtag
20:11Hashtag support Chris. I missed our base
20:14Listen to me guys forget everything. They told you not all races are equal and that's okay. Some are subhuman
20:21That's fine. We're supposed to treat everyone
20:24Badly
20:25Especially non-white people think about black people's law. You remember Milo and the gang we didn't forget about them. I'm like, yeah
20:41Hey firm