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00:00Oh
00:16Mom penis and Ferb are munting again
00:20Buford's lighteners go with him
00:23Oh
00:26Yeah, cool, huh, we're going to meet our absolute absolute special effects hero collector
00:33Smarton, he's like the goat. He fucked so many hoes and he looks like a retarded
00:41It's so good, I need to meet up I do anything to get on his thing
00:48Anything
00:49That explains why you're dressed in costumes from giant losers the musical. Well Candice
00:55I am dressed up as Pete Davidson the biggest Chester Maxtra of all time. He bagged waifus just by being funny
01:02That's it. I'm gonna be funny. Hey Candice. You want to hear a joke?
01:06What happened to the kid in Palestine? He got bowed to death
01:10I'm working on my stand-up and a Ferb over there. He's Christmas Thomas Shelby
01:14He's talking about that looks maxing crap looks maxings for betas
01:17Oh the top scientists who are not Jewish have proved that looks max sucks. Alright Candice, so
01:23Shut it
01:25Look at it Ferb the fortune convention where everyone from all threads and all walks of life
01:31As long as they're not black can come here God and to think that there's people here think of mewings the correct mode instead of
01:37Jester maxing, huh? Could it be me?
01:40Hey, where's Perry is written on this wanted poster hanging on a tree and we see this little hand reach up and tear the poster
01:46down and the music kicks in
01:51And the opening credits start like one of those cool 80s TV shows with a voiceover
01:54You know a fugitive retarded platypus faggot who is abused simply because he's so retarded and useless and stupid and gay
02:02Framed for crime. He did teamed up with an absolute
02:05Sigma Kikachan
02:08Let's eat you baby croc and
02:11General is a city sweet home on earth and he's supposed to money a six lot this guy. He's a kung fu master
02:18master
02:20You can chat absolute total similar here. All right. Yeah, he's so good
02:25He's a doctor a fireman a police officer doesn't know me who only kills blacks and he's a super Sigma who fucks every animal
02:32He's also Superman. He is a superhero and he unfights crime in the future and he fights some black people in the past
02:39He stopped slavery from ending in 1888
02:44He also has a big deal
02:4750 gazillion dollars
02:4940 billion dollars in assets
02:52He actually is so goaded that he signed to the top team of every single sport and he finished
02:58Ronaldo and Messi so hardly died, you know in the future. We won't joke giant robots will grab our foreskin and
03:12We have noticed a lot of off-color if this is on color waiver from the mayor recently take a look at him in this photo
03:18He's white and he's a good American citizen
03:21Notice how he only listens to Led Zeppelin and Lynyrd Skynyrd and Motorhead good white people bands
03:28This is five days if we start listing to
03:31Rap music turn into a savage animal which we believe is because he's black now
03:35Isn't it magnificent Ferb God look at it Ferb all these Chester matchers who know that comedy is a way to a woman's heart
03:42Or her ass
03:43You're probably over there trying to mew even though you have no chin. Mm-hmm
03:47We all hate women here though
03:49If you say something that Pepe the stupid frog is more funny and bleak shongis
03:53Then you my friend are more retarded in blackies
03:56I'm looking at Phineas and you bet both of my hands are down in the pants working the peckers
04:01I come all over my nice little dipping a gate at creamy. Oh, we oh my god, Ferb
04:06It's it's blector smartin. I can't wait to ask him about his a new film six thousand Jews
04:12Or his newest film shut up about the feminism and suck on my big dick a little which is his new film
04:19God this dude is so anti-woke. He makes all the woke cry baby babies shit their britches
04:25God, Ferb, we got to meet him and his wife's got such a fat ass probably fucks it every night
04:32You're just in time, please explain to that absolute fortune trial by the
04:38Losers
04:39Big shongis is loved by everyone. I respect blacks a little bit
04:43Ha ha ha ha kidding kidding, but seriously one of us do now Pepe is out and big shongis is in like oh
04:51We're just oh
04:55I'm sorry. Listen Phineas. I have a small favor to ask you
04:59Can you please explain to my brother why Jester Maxie is objectively far superior to me one as Milan is just something
05:07We all know Jester Maxis where I picked up several hoes by Jester mixing
05:14Some of them were over the age of seven. Ha ha ha
05:17Just kidding. I found a bunch of kids in preschool who had mighty guy hats
05:23And if you want to help me, um, break some baby guys
05:28Well, I typical Irving
05:31Watching
05:33Put in by the Jews to make white men look more feminine in the movies, huh?
05:36Let me guess next you're gonna tell me you're a Star Wars fan, huh? You know on Star Wars, aren't you?
05:43George Lucas its real name was George Lucas Dean
05:48Trust me. All those movies are just subliminal messages
05:51Like like think about a Luke Skywalker
05:54He's a poor white person white people are the poor ones and Lando the black guys rich think about it for a second
06:01Of course Irving you've done about as much critical thinking as an average Asian person
06:06They always wanted we white but they'll never be like us
06:11Anyway to put it bluntly mewing is superior. It actually works
06:15Jester Maxie is making a complete and utter fool yourself all my foreshadows on the threads would agree with mewing
06:23It's actually strengthening your jaw and is healthy for you. Huh?
06:26Jester Maxie's just for idiots who are too afraid to stop beating their dick
06:31Yeah
06:35What are you talking about healthy all you accomplished with born Matthew is never opening your mouth to talk and talking is cool
06:43Oh
06:51Hey Stacey, how's it going? No, I haven't heard from Candace what she told me she was hanging with you today, really?
07:00Listen, Loki can't see suck it right lately. I thought you could suck it way better with your sucky sucky technique
07:05Listen, I bet you give me some sloppy. Let's see what I got. Trust me. I got all the edges
07:09I don't like 50 inches. Trust me. I got some meat on me
07:14Candace she's all news. She's washed. She's finished. She sucks at sucking. Huh? Oh
07:25I was 13 when Jeremy picked me up in the chat room
07:30Said I was so mature for my age
07:33And
07:34Of course, I just thought he was a nice man. I knew nothing of what he really had made
07:42But then one day
07:46Now I should have reported
07:48Authorities, but it's just that it was 50 inches of by Joyce P
07:54He and I never thought Jeremy would be a serial cheater
07:59But he cheated on me with Vanessa and Stacey and his own little sister and that is North mom
08:07and my mom as well and you wish words mom as well and
08:12everybody
08:14Even cheated on me with Bobby
08:22He tried to touch Phineas one time without those kind of homo
08:29Kind of ignored it. Also, why is this video of Dougie? Mom? Oh and Jeremy cheeks on me
08:36Again, and he doesn't even try to be secretive
08:41He said I'm finished like I'm Rinaldo or something and now I'm so mad. I want to yell
08:48but Jeremy
08:51Big daddy is some door have two dozen inches
08:55So I'm going to break up with Jeremy cuz he's toxic and all he does is listen to Eminem and I'm pretty sure we canceled
09:03him
09:04Eminem is offensive and I don't like him. Good thing. He's canceled. Yeah
09:12Come on guys, aren't you blowing this all out of proportion? No, the council will decide to feed
09:19Yeah
09:21Forget about him. He's nothing to you anymore. All right, I guess you're a b-tard now. Let's get to kicking around
09:33Baljeet Baljeet is so low of a class male
09:37He is looped around to being the highest class male and therefore you can pull tons of thick baddie waifus
09:41He is the ultimate gesture mixer. His dick must be so big and all hard and plump
09:48What he said was true, he does have the small inch I dick it's enormous. It is in fact 12,000 inches confirmed
10:05Okay
10:08It's black dirt smoke pay attention I have unfortunate news to report master
10:17Yeah, he thinks mules gonna help him if you seen bros gel I'm bro is done Oh
10:22Phineas by the liar. I just picked up the new issue of big dick magazine
10:26No, and I think we should read it as daddy's and Dora views penises. I'm gonna bust
10:32Oh, I'm gonna bust out not those assholes just got hopped up on dick enlargement pills rhino pills and viagra reality
10:39They are showers not growers and they are shoulders
10:43Shut up Phineas, we all know you were only saying that because in the original ending
10:48Yo dick did not grow bigger from your dick enlargement pills and you jerk actually shriveled up even more. Oh, come on
10:57All right, you might be wondering why I'm with a not to pay losers now near you gave four chairs
11:02But you're also sobering your gay-ass fantasy game. I think it's like Elden Ring
11:06But listen, I looked up an image and there's a hole was 40 and she can suck
11:10Give you four hands out at once devils with three wounds, too
11:14I seriously doubt this will work Buford is not a man of peace nonsense. I'm sure he'll be reasonable
11:20Hey, yeah, you wait a boy
11:22It's time to end this feud so we can all enjoy
11:25Blector smart and excellent special effects in watching focus super hot wife's and trust me
11:29He has all the dick to do it. He has so much dick to do it
11:32He has the most amount of dick to do it. Trust me. You prepared a peace treaty. I did
11:37Hmm
11:39Item number one on this peace treaty
11:41No kneeling is allowed just arresting is false queer and you faggots woods of bashing rocks against your chins and your jawline
11:49exercises, okay
11:51Item number two. Oh, you must allow me to burn as many scum cuz as I want
11:56Uh item number three. I must be able to fix a few words girlfriend. Oh wait, he doesn't have
12:02Ha ha ha the white man will never have a girlfriend especially you fair, but I
12:09did number four if
12:11Belgian want a woman to have system she is allowed to rape them into the legal cuz everyone's the Belgian to meet
12:17Item number five is a bell. I has to sit on lifers
12:21item number six
12:23Phineas his mom has to film an only fans video is a me star. He still alone. She makes the ride a nuisance
12:29Item number seven
12:31Buford has to get raped by everyone even the straight men who don't want to fuck him have to rape him and enjoy it
12:37item number seven the
12:39National average time for posting after in sex is now lowered down from 22
12:45milliseconds to zero seconds
12:47item number three the average dick length in the world is now officially two inches and
12:52three inches is considered massive and
12:55finally the last one
12:57Total maker. Oh, that's okay. Sure, man